Bill Burr & Joe Rogan - How Come You Cant Ask Questions?

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  • čas přidán 11. 03. 2024
  • Bill Burr & Joe Rogan talk about the fact that you are not allowed to ask questions when something bad happens to a women. It doesn't mean that you're justifying the actions, but how come you are not even allowed to enquire about the situation that led to the violent confrontation.
    Podcast Name - Joe Rogan Experience
    By Joe Rogan
    #BillBurr #JoeRogan #Rihanna
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Komentáře • 924

  • @BillBurrUniversity
    @BillBurrUniversity  Před měsícem +117

    What do you think she said before it happened? 👀🤛

    • @yumjoystyle2
      @yumjoystyle2 Před měsícem +15

      Probably something about his momma.
      I've heard lots of stories about them saying something like that right before the *SMACK*

    • @Ken19700
      @Ken19700 Před měsícem +17

      I need a tissue, do you keep them in the glove box?

    • @lanceroyal699
      @lanceroyal699 Před měsícem +1

      Thanks again for the laughter... you're top shelf, Billy ... keep it up!

    • @ModMax69
      @ModMax69 Před měsícem

      He found out she cheated on him and he caught herpes from her. Confirmed

    • @fitforlife95
      @fitforlife95 Před měsícem +4

      Haha I like how is wife is holding the machete

  • @tacticalmattfoley
    @tacticalmattfoley Před měsícem +1293

    A girl I was dating punched me just out of the blue one night after I told her no...that's it.....I just said I wasn't going to do something she wanted. I literally ran out of the house, got in my truck and left. WHY? Her Mother's cousin was the chief of police in that town. Sometimes, no matter what you do, you'll be in the wrong.....distance is the only remedy at that point. She hit me hard, too. I had to lie about the bruise on my cheek to my co-workers.

    • @rellis881
      @rellis881 Před měsícem +119

      battered bro syndrome

    • @ds698
      @ds698 Před měsícem

      @@rellis881shut up

    • @MrOgyny
      @MrOgyny Před měsícem +197

      You made an epic right choice.

    • @markherring3513
      @markherring3513 Před měsícem +19

      What was the lie u told your co-workers?

    • @DudeSweet072
      @DudeSweet072 Před měsícem +29

      You are very smart

  • @TreeEl-gp2tx
    @TreeEl-gp2tx Před měsícem +93

    "Respect the fact that a guy isn't gonna hitchu, don't take advantage of it"💯

  • @paulboccuti1141
    @paulboccuti1141 Před měsícem +400

    I remember my dad hit my mom when i was 8-9 years old. He wasnt an abuser in any way and is actually the kindest man i know. As a kid all I knew was my dad hit my mom and no excuse. But when i got a little older I realized that my mom was being completely insane and violent herself and my dad was trying to calm her down for a while before he gave her a slap to the face. He didn't reach back and put his body into it, just a quick stern slap. My mom stopped dead in her tracks and was in disbelief. I think she was doing what Burr said, taking advantage that a man would never hit her.

    • @Fulgrim_The_Phoenician
      @Fulgrim_The_Phoenician Před měsícem +40

      While I don't condone it, I can totally understand it. Children can do the same thing, even teens. We got a couple of bratty 14-15 year olds in the neighborhood who keep wrecking stuff and making noise throughout the day and there is basically nothing you can do about it and they know it. Knowing consequences and the physical punishment of it is one of life's best lessons.

    • @bansheebot2
      @bansheebot2 Před měsícem +37

      Reset her harddrive..

    • @Macheako
      @Macheako Před měsícem +39

      @@Fulgrim_The_Phoenician don’t condone what? A man defending himself and not always being forced to run away?

    • @Fulgrim_The_Phoenician
      @Fulgrim_The_Phoenician Před měsícem +9

      @@MacheakoViolence. Sure, defence is a legit reason but when is it real defence? If my girlfriend hits me...am I really in danger or am I just defending my 'pride' ? A 12 year old is no threat to me physically, so If he is trying to hit me...I should just take the high road and walk away, but does the kid learn a lesson with that ?

    • @Macheako
      @Macheako Před měsícem +38

      @@Fulgrim_The_Phoenician “am I really in danger”
      With all due respect. If IM the person being hit….you think I’m gonna leave that question up to someone else 🤣❤️
      And women can grab things dude 🤣 that’s what they do. How many guys you see throwing shoes at their girl ❤️
      If you don’t wanna be touched then DONT touch me…..it’s not a negotiation 😂✌️

  • @reverandscales
    @reverandscales Před měsícem +66

    If a women puts you in a physical altercation, leave her and never initiate contact again.

  • @alexbaum2204
    @alexbaum2204 Před měsícem +725

    “How do you write women so well?”
    “I think of a man… and then I take away all reason and accountability.”

    • @DefendYoungstown
      @DefendYoungstown Před měsícem +24

      Had to say it out loud with the Nicholson impersonation.

    • @LandoShmetzP.
      @LandoShmetzP. Před měsícem +6

      This is one of my favorite quotes. I preface it with "A great writer was once asked" because I thought I was the only one to remember it. I'm glad I was wrong.

    • @betty-anneprice850
      @betty-anneprice850 Před měsícem +9

      Well maybe thats
      'As Good As It Gets' !!!

    • @7aman7aman21
      @7aman7aman21 Před měsícem +4

      Its funny how the clip is kinda nuanced and then u have comments just saying women bad. 😂

    • @joshuazarate9780
      @joshuazarate9780 Před měsícem +1

      Lmao yep. This is as good as it gets my brohams

  • @Dicklefart
    @Dicklefart Před měsícem +194

    Had an ex that got wayyyyy too wasted at a friends party, had to trick her into getting in the car to leave, tried to crash us the entire time home, finally got home, she started clawing like a psycho, warned her I was going to call 911, she started punching, clawing and screaming, ran out while talking to 911, she chased me, tripped over a curb and fell down pretty hard. Some old dude came out accusing me of hitting her and everyone who saw told him she tripped over the curb, he still walked up to me with his fist cocked back talking about “you wanna hit a woman?” I said go ahead and try me buddy I’ve got the cops on the phone right now, I was ready to legally defend myself with the dispatcher on the phone but she said no no no no run away, get away, thankfully I listened, she spent the night in jail, and I got out of that relationship shortly after. W men for once.

    • @smileydog5941
      @smileydog5941 Před měsícem +14

      Jesus man what a nightmare. I only experienced 1% of that and I still get anxiety thinking about it. I was at a stop sign and I got lightly rear ended by a lady in a truck. As we got out to politely exchange information, some guy across the street stopped his car to point at ME and said I hit her. We ignored him, but the absurdity of it and the lack bought having an on-scene “witness” lie about me still makes me think.

    • @rebuttalc2075
      @rebuttalc2075 Před měsícem +7

      Glad you escaped that one

    • @RC-hv1yx
      @RC-hv1yx Před měsícem +7

      You got so lucky. I mean, that’s a horrible experience obviously, but lucky that it wasn’t you who ended up in jail and charged. Problem is it’s other men that perpetuate this stuff. Like the old guy who immediately blamed you.

    • @Dicklefart
      @Dicklefart Před měsícem

      @@smileydog5941 sheesh! What a shit show, glad you’re ok!

    • @Dicklefart
      @Dicklefart Před měsícem

      @@rebuttalc2075 thanks man it all worked out for the better

  • @ashroskell
    @ashroskell Před měsícem +229

    The way Bill Burr’s brain works is both a mystery to me and a revelation. He seems to say out loud the thoughts that lurk unexpressed in the back of my mind. He’s right too. We really NEED that conversation about the rights and wrongs, do’s and don’t’s of what to do about the seemingly increasing numbers of threatening, physically aggressive women in the world.

    • @Seldomheardabout
      @Seldomheardabout Před měsícem

      Honestly we live in a world where you have to pretend to be a woman just so you can legally defend yourself from women.

    • @nutbastard
      @nutbastard Před měsícem

      He's objective. He treats all people equally.

    • @augustushaynes1311
      @augustushaynes1311 Před měsícem +11

      My man Bill Burr learned all he knows of women at the knee of the GOAT, Patrice O’Neal.

    • @brandonscott9747
      @brandonscott9747 Před měsícem

      We needed honest conversations during COVID too, and Burr was one of the Karens who stopped us from having that. Never forget that he championed every mandate and every lockdown, said people shouldn't be allowed out in public without masks, wanted the cops called on them for having 11 people at their house, and worse. He acted like the worst kind of scum. He's a total fascist, and now a complete hypocrite about it, too. Do NOT just forget and forgive what he and so many others did.

    • @ashroskell
      @ashroskell Před měsícem +4

      @@augustushaynes1311 : I regret Patrice was a comic I only heard about through following Bill, too late, as he was already dead by then. Not very well known in Britain, where I am.

  • @Wattawalkka
    @Wattawalkka Před měsícem +148

    My ex wife punched me 1 time about 5 years into the relationship and never did it again. After like 2 seconds I got over the shock, picked her up carried her to the bathroom. Put her in the shower turned cold on full and held her there until she quit swinging. After about 2 min she just crossed her arms and pouted, like a toddler behavior she was displaying. Full clothing and all, acting like a two year old get treated like a two year old.

    • @TheCuratorWillBQuytOperational
      @TheCuratorWillBQuytOperational Před měsícem +2

      That is why Coach Greg Adams calls them children with breasts.
      Oh, you dropped this, BTW, King 👑😂
      As Picard told Data, "Nicely done!"😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kabu6635
      @kabu6635 Před měsícem +11

      wow, well done, i bow to you. imma inform my bro's

    • @kimberleemainor5252
      @kimberleemainor5252 Před měsícem +7

      I commend you for not hitting her back. I think you handled it well.

    • @qinisojakemadlala7288
      @qinisojakemadlala7288 Před měsícem +6

      This is funny AF

    • @TheCuratorWillBQuytOperational
      @TheCuratorWillBQuytOperational Před měsícem +3

      @@qinisojakemadlala7288 Brings a visual image to mind, doesn't it?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BornTheDragon
    @BornTheDragon Před měsícem +168

    My older sisters would hit me all the time until i hit back and then they would immediately play the victim. It was so frustrating. I begged God for a good woman to marry and I got one. 15 years married never hit her and she is a true woman and kind to me. I now know that some women are just mean and others are actually awesome.

    • @Wakish0069
      @Wakish0069 Před měsícem +10

      My sister was 1ft taller than me, 13 years older than me, 10 years less mature than me, and also had a black belt and years of fighting experience. You can imagine how that turned out

    • @doberman1ism
      @doberman1ism Před měsícem

      What happened to your violent sister?

    • @Wakish0069
      @Wakish0069 Před měsícem +2

      @@doberman1ism When I turned 13 and she was 26, she was pregnant and was still into her violent ways; she tried to push me and pin me down and literally all I did was resist the push and keep my body firm, with the slightest like 5% extra force to just push her back a bit - and then she topples over onto the bed and is like "I'M PREGNANT". That was the first and last time I ever even tried to put up any kind of fight
      Like alright then stop trying to push people around

    • @BornTheDragon
      @BornTheDragon Před měsícem +2

      One of them is isolated and doesn't talk to anyone but is married the other was violent with her husband, constantly throwing dishes at him until he divorced her. She went crazy and tried to get him back, he wouldn't so she went insane. Not joking, insane. I fear she might hurt herself.

    • @Great-Dao-of-Elegance
      @Great-Dao-of-Elegance Před měsícem

      ​@@Wakish0069Hopefully you left that psycho sister of yours

  • @TheJunglecrab
    @TheJunglecrab Před měsícem +183

    My ex used to hit me. I would try and get away but she would pursue me. I could deal with the violence. It was when she started spitting in my face that I eventually threw in the towel. Has to be the most humiliating thing I’ve ever experienced

    • @bblwarrantydepartment981
      @bblwarrantydepartment981 Před měsícem +40

      Miss you babe

    • @TheJunglecrab
      @TheJunglecrab Před měsícem +38

      @@bblwarrantydepartment981 Lol! How’s that rash coming along?

    • @BadBob18
      @BadBob18 Před měsícem +21

      I'm sorry for you bro. I dealt with the same thing with my wife. It's sad.

    • @nathanashley2693
      @nathanashley2693 Před měsícem +7

      thats one of the craziest things ive heard in a long time

    • @nutbastard
      @nutbastard Před měsícem

      I appreciate you sharing this. This stuff is rarely sung. I'm no longer friends with my best friend because his wife thinks it's ok to hit me or throw things at me. He doesn't even see it. I've asked her not to. So now their kid is down an honorary uncle. And I miss my friend and my "niece".

  • @hurykanejw
    @hurykanejw Před měsícem +410

    Equal rights equal fights😂😂😂

    • @paulboccuti1141
      @paulboccuti1141 Před měsícem +32

      Equal rights means equal lefts.

    • @yumjoystyle2
      @yumjoystyle2 Před měsícem +16

      @@paulboccuti1141
      Remember when they said gender was a social construct?
      They stopped that COMPLETELY when the Iefts started coming out 😂🤣

    • @paulboccuti1141
      @paulboccuti1141 Před měsícem +4

      @@yumjoystyle2 Indeed.

    • @khatzeye
      @khatzeye Před měsícem +1

      😂😂😂

    • @MilkMan7300
      @MilkMan7300 Před měsícem +7

      Nah man, they’ll play victim take a video and call the cops

  • @tinytim71301
    @tinytim71301 Před měsícem +81

    I was married to one. It was the Only time I ever called 911. Charlie Murphy gave sage advice.

  • @XeroFailGames
    @XeroFailGames Před měsícem +125

    My mother always told me if she thinks she can fight you like she's a man....let her know she isn't a man

    • @nutbastard
      @nutbastard Před měsícem

      My mother told me never hit a woman, unless you have to. She said the same thing about men.

    • @AFO_AnalyRics
      @AFO_AnalyRics Před měsícem +14

      And she'll let you know your prison sentence. My guy, just avoid such situations at all cost. It's a lose-lose otherwise.

    • @gregoryporch8395
      @gregoryporch8395 Před měsícem +14

      If you hit back it's a fight. If you don't, it's assault. Call the cops on her, trust me she won't be able to handle being on the suspect end of things.

    • @smileydog5941
      @smileydog5941 Před měsícem +14

      I had a female friend at work who was suffering from blue hair syndrome for a while. She was convinced she could beat me at wrestling because I’m skinny and because “no guy has beat her before”. Obviously it’s because no guy was actually trying. I had to put her in her place and I beat her in about 4 seconds. Shattered her ego. She no longer had blue hair syndrome

    • @khatzeye
      @khatzeye Před měsícem

      I’m sorry but I’m a mother and that’s shitty advice. Your moms don’t gaf about you 😂😂 and I definitely mean to be disrespectful because that will ruin your entire life and follow you forever. DV cases are no joke. I’ve seen good men get ruined in retaliation to what some crazy heifer did to them. No one will care about your side of it and especially not the law. Walk away and end the relationship immediately, get a restraining order if need be. Think smarter not harder. Seriously, shame on your mother, I rather not see my son get a record over some ho, foh.

  • @_MechanicalBull
    @_MechanicalBull Před měsícem +164

    Almost every romcom has a scene of a woman slapping a man and his response is to put his head down and walk away. I've been seeing this programming as far back as I can remember and I've always taken shit for calling it out. It's unacceptable.

    • @michaelh878
      @michaelh878 Před měsícem +14

      It was very common in soap operas as well.

    • @michaelh878
      @michaelh878 Před měsícem +22

      @@daeVilla-nr9hj Not sure they grinned but the point was that it normalised the idea that it is ok to hit a man or that women should not be expected to be in control of their emotions.

    • @khatzeye
      @khatzeye Před měsícem +10

      Watched plenty of noir and pre-code era films and a woman slapping a man or throwing a drink in his face was like the norm. Really has programmed women to think they are untouchable.

    • @bigbay1159
      @bigbay1159 Před měsícem +5

      @@daeVilla-nr9hj What a pathetic attempt to hand wave the issue, that's assault.... do they deserve that same slap back hmmm?

    • @dawb86
      @dawb86 Před měsícem

      @@khatzeye Oh come on, bro lol. James Cagney famously smashed a grapefruit in his side chicks face. Men would slap women in those old films as well. The only difference between then and now is if a man puts his hands on a woman in a film/series it's automatically perceived that he is a bad character.

  • @pff1974
    @pff1974 Před měsícem +8

    Bill Burr communicates correctly and politely what most men in the entire world think on a daily basis. God bless him.

  • @mr.q8899
    @mr.q8899 Před měsícem +36

    I was assaulted by this girl at a party in college. We were just friends and I had recently told her to f*** off because she was a b***. She confronted me at this party a month later. She got in my face and was saying "I dare you to hit me" and stuff like that. I physically ran away from her at first. One of my friends got between us, so I could bail. She followed me out to the porch. She slapped me so hard, that I fell over. I reacted with a punch to her nose. She had to go to the hospital. I was charged with a felony. She was not charged with anything. I had to get a lawyer, and I subsequently became an alcoholic. For 6 months, I thought I was going to prison for 2 year sentence. I was worried about getting graped (because I'm a pretty boy). I gained like 20 pounds from drinking lots of beer to deal with the stress. Luckily, all the witnesses helped me beat the case. The best way to defend yourself is to avoid women entirely. That's what I do now. But also, wearing a body cam would help too. You can get really tiny ones that record HD video nowadays.

    • @KimboKG14
      @KimboKG14 Před měsícem +1

      so how's things going now? especially with that alcohol?
      hope you're back in shape, don't let your pretty go to waste for women.
      I mean we men do age like fine wine if we stay of that booze.
      though it sure is a hell of a fight.

    • @onagoodday5557
      @onagoodday5557 Před měsícem +2

      I am sorry this happened to you. What she did was very wrong. I really hope that you have been able to turn your life around. It is not what happens to us, but how we cope with what happens to us. You can choose to let this rip up your life, or you can choose to become a psychologically stronger person from the experience. Blaming all women for the behaviour of one is too easy in the same way it is for women to blame all men for the behaviour of one. Good luck

    • @mr.q8899
      @mr.q8899 Před měsícem +3

      @@KimboKG14 I'm okay now. staying in shape gets harder as you get older. that's for sure.

    • @Les_Grossman80
      @Les_Grossman80 Před měsícem +3

      How many women are you pissing off day to day to warrant wearing a bodycam 😂 America is insane.

    • @mr.q8899
      @mr.q8899 Před měsícem

      @@Les_Grossman80 You have seen it on the news. Women will cancel you just for sitting the wrong way on the subway. They will cancel you for looking in their direction at the gym. They call for violence toward men on movies, television, twitter. I go out of my way to avoid them. The body cam is just another tactic for protection. Being a good guy does NOT protect you from false accusations.

  • @shadowprince4482
    @shadowprince4482 Před měsícem +123

    "That's my purse! I don't know you!"

  • @Doc_Roe
    @Doc_Roe Před měsícem +19

    The Joe Rogan jacked torso peg legged stick figure is killing me LMAO

  • @elaine1380
    @elaine1380 Před měsícem +25

    Valid points. Women and men will never be equal. Respect is undervalued and life is hard. That’s it.

  • @mattrobertson9159
    @mattrobertson9159 Před měsícem +4

    Bill Burr is a blessing for my generation

  • @alittlecreepywhenyou
    @alittlecreepywhenyou Před měsícem +52

    I always wait for the "Oh My God!" lol

  • @Elriuhilu
    @Elriuhilu Před měsícem +14

    I had a girlfriend a while ago who was practically ethereal. She was a grown adult but weighed barely more than 50 kg and had the build of a woodland faerie, whereas at the time I was 188 cm tall and built like a fridge from the fifties. One night we were having an argument, she got angry and hit me in the face. It wasn't that strong a strike, but that's really not the point-I was outraged that she would cross that line because I would never have done it to her, and even more than that I was offended that she would hit me and assume there would be no retaliation. Just the sheer fucking arrogance of it.
    Pure, white hot anger exploded in my head, just for a moment before I managed to seize control and push it down. I don't know how I looked in that moment, but I suddenly noticed my girlfriend had lost all of her enthusiasm and she looked actually terrified, like a child faced with an angry bear. I took a moment to steady myself, quietly said "do not ever do that again," and then left the room.
    I realised later that seeing me then truly lose my temper for the first time was the moment it twigged for her that despite my being reasonably peaceful, she wasn't actually untouchable and if she continued provoking me eventually she would go too far, possibly causing the kind of consequences that no amount of lawyers could ever undo.

  • @bryanbissell2915
    @bryanbissell2915 Před měsícem +13

    Nothing beats a beautiful woman with a great singing voice....
    Except Chris Brown.

  • @robdog7516
    @robdog7516 Před měsícem +29

    Once a relationship has crossed into physical attacks, either from one person, or the other, or both. That relationship is doomed to fail.

  • @nevermynevermind8397
    @nevermynevermind8397 Před měsícem +4

    Having a younger brother taught me not to push men to the next level. We fought growing up, but at a certian point he suddenly become much stronger than me. I thought we could still fight but he wouldn't hit back because he knew how strong he was. He finally pushed me back (I deservrd it), and I went through the door.

  • @cpee656
    @cpee656 Před měsícem +2

    I’m here for the sic beats at the end of the videos. The stuff before it is bonus.

  • @petespencer8813
    @petespencer8813 Před měsícem +2

    I LOVE both of you guys!

  • @elabryth
    @elabryth Před měsícem +30

    Joe at 4:11 'Cut them off, no matter what."
    Bill: "Nah, I married her."

  • @atharvamahamuni4715
    @atharvamahamuni4715 Před 26 dny

    Aye bro, appreciate the animations in the background!

  • @TheQuincyEdwards
    @TheQuincyEdwards Před měsícem

    This is awesome

  • @toomuch3864
    @toomuch3864 Před měsícem +3

    Even when you’re prepared for it, you’re really not prepared for it.

  • @cappy2282
    @cappy2282 Před měsícem +4

    Sean Connery knew theres a time and place for it

  • @chrisweidner4768
    @chrisweidner4768 Před měsícem +1

    “That’s sacred.” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rootsman99
    @rootsman99 Před měsícem

    Love me some Bill Burr

  • @DD-sw1dd
    @DD-sw1dd Před měsícem +12

    Locking yourself in the bathroom seems like a great idea. Until she realizes you’re on the phone with the cops then she scratches herself up while she also calls them.

    • @dalebruno5201
      @dalebruno5201 Před měsícem

      That’s exactly what will happen and the truth is YOU HAVE TO PRAY SHE DOESNT DO SOMETHING TO HERSELF or else it’s a wrap

    • @rzwitdauncut
      @rzwitdauncut Před měsícem +1

      ​@@dalebruno5201nope. She not taking me down like that. I got two phones for a reason. Im recording a video as a soon as i get into the bathroom😂 multiple videos actually so they can look at the timestamps. Same time as the 911 call. Cameras in the house are icing on the cake.

    • @dalebruno5201
      @dalebruno5201 Před měsícem +2

      @@rzwitdauncut It’s sad that we even have to worry about that kind of shit

  • @TheGheddon
    @TheGheddon Před měsícem +6

    I knew a girl that hit her boyfriend with a car, the cops refused to arrest and said the guy must have done something to warrant it.

  • @extendedplay8830
    @extendedplay8830 Před měsícem

    God , I would love to have
    Joe & Bill , I love them 😍

  • @jamessmothers9132
    @jamessmothers9132 Před měsícem +1

    I agree with everything these gentlemen just said

  • @robertwestrom6878
    @robertwestrom6878 Před měsícem +5

    Bill is hysterical

  • @northernking4787
    @northernking4787 Před měsícem +3

    5:06 Rogans greatest podcast advice ever!! 😂🤣

  • @BeastMR2
    @BeastMR2 Před měsícem +2

    The mindhunters picture with Bill is hilarious

  • @mikael557
    @mikael557 Před měsícem +25

    He brings up a lot of good, thought provoking points. Because if there's a woman who has a behavior pattern of, being extra confrontational and violent towards men because she thinks she's never going to get hit, since men aren't supposed to hit women, when does SHE draw the line? When is SHE able to stop herself and tone it down? When did SHE win? When is the confrontation over? Because the man retaliating is an equal consequence of her unruly, confrontational, violent behavior, so if she never receives some sort of consequences for acting extremely out of pocket, how can she ever control herself to know enough is enough? It's super unfair because women like that could go on for hours acting like immature temper-tantrum children if you let them.
    If she doesn't have the moral wherewithal to know when enough is enough on her end (i.e. Stop HER violent actions & verbal abuse), the only thing the man can do is either:
    1) Hit her back (highly unrecommended), 2) Just take it until she's done (in their shared living quarters which is supposed to be a sanctuary for both of them), 3) Leave his sanctuary he pays the bills for them to live in.
    If she's the type to take advantage of the fact that men shouldn't hit her, and goes full-blown petty because of that mercy, do you think she's the type of person who has wisdom to know when to stop herself from taking it too far on her end? Most likely not, so it's a super unfair position for the man. He's better off not being in a relationship with her ever again.
    (DISCLAIMER: I realize there's relationships out there where men are just complete, woman beating, scumbags. I'm not talking about that, or ignoring its existence)

    • @mercsan117
      @mercsan117 Před měsícem

      TL;DR plz

    • @Seldomheardabout
      @Seldomheardabout Před měsícem

      People have been saying something like "society is like this because people are no longer afraid of getting punched in the face".
      Its super true because everyone should be aware that actions have consequences. I just constantly wonder how we got from the 1950s where slapping your wife was encouraged to now. And yes I support slapping women, and men. It brings people back to reality.
      We have all had an ex like this. You try to talk, doesnt work. You try to be queit, that gets you hairsprayed in the face and the cops want to kick you out of your own house so things don't get worse....
      Its not women honestly, its terrible men who have allowed women to feel comfortable hitting people.

    • @Seldomheardabout
      @Seldomheardabout Před měsícem +4

      I have met one woman in my life. I repeat- one woman who seemed rational. She was my english professor in college. Do you think all women are prone to this irrational violence? Or like what % would you say are decent human beings? I put it at way less than 1% based on interactions. To be fair decent men are in like the 1-3% range but still a big difference.

    • @Seldomheardabout
      @Seldomheardabout Před měsícem

      Sorry to spam comment you but last point-
      (DISCLAIMER: I realize there's relationships out there where men are just complete, woman beating, scumbags. I'm not talking about that, or ignoring its existence)
      My grandpa hit my grandma, like beat her. My uncle beat my aunt, like with a bat. When I was a kid I was brainwashed to believe this is the man being terrible. But when I grew up I realized that some women just love being beaten. Like they love drama and pushing buttons and getting hit. I agree that some men are just psychos, but even in most of the scenarios you are supposing, I would say its a fraction of that.

    • @LandoShmetzP.
      @LandoShmetzP. Před měsícem +1

      +1 for your writing.

  • @francislenetti5016
    @francislenetti5016 Před měsícem +4

    I always believe the first one is free, the second one, you get some change.

    • @traceythompson1092
      @traceythompson1092 Před 2 dny

      Two piece and a biscuit. I was taught by my Dad, my brother and my male cousins NEVER put your hands on a man even if you are playing 'cuz you don't know how they were raised.......

  • @rossheard9446
    @rossheard9446 Před měsícem +34

    If a woman is physical when she's angry you will know pretty early on in the relationship and there's only two things to do.....one, and the smartest decision is to leave. Two....which my buddy did and it worked. Is the moment they hit you, you hit them back in the same manner, same place but just harder. I saw this with my own eyes. My buddy's girlfriend when they first started dating would smack him in the leg for whatever reason....when she did that he would smack her in the leg but harder...she would be shocked and angry than hit him again to which he hit her again but harder.....she never hit him again I was told after that never. That's an education right there.

    • @x.adam1
      @x.adam1 Před měsícem +7

      I’ve always found that annoying. Women who slap a man’s leg, arm, or shove them out of a little frustration or anger. It shows that’s what they quickly resort to and is a red flag of what’s to come.

    • @09daniscool
      @09daniscool Před měsícem +6

      Don't hit the women back. Not going to help anything. Either she gets therapy and works on herself, or he leaves. Do. Not. Hit. Her. Back.

    • @jumhed994
      @jumhed994 Před měsícem

      Like a toddler

    • @anonymousbo0318
      @anonymousbo0318 Před 5 dny

      ​@@09daniscool 🤡

  • @yungkurkotsgafftrooper9291
    @yungkurkotsgafftrooper9291 Před měsícem +1

    The Stickmen drawings just kill me 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @snappycattimesten
    @snappycattimesten Před měsícem +167

    Women never take accountability. Due to simps.

    • @ModMax69
      @ModMax69 Před měsícem +19

      weak fathers

    • @kungfukxnnydee
      @kungfukxnnydee Před měsícem +5

      ⁠@@ModMax69fr 😭

    • @shel1102
      @shel1102 Před měsícem

      Simps like Bill who’s wife 💩 on his face and he smiles over it

    • @Hyperpandas
      @Hyperpandas Před měsícem +10

      Maybe you need to find some higher calibre women, because they're out there.

    • @shel1102
      @shel1102 Před měsícem

      Bill Burr is a huge simp lol your comment is so ironic.

  • @jonathanhughes8679
    @jonathanhughes8679 Před měsícem +3

    I had a friend who his GF did this stuff too. But one night she even spit in his face, and I thought to myself why would you be with someone who’s got zero respect for you or themselves?

  • @MrSkrillaMaka
    @MrSkrillaMaka Před měsícem +17

    Equal rights, equal lefts, equal haymakers

  • @amberg4131
    @amberg4131 Před měsícem

    Bill is right. The difference between understanding and experiencing something yourself becomes apparent. People, both men and women, often refuse to believe that they contributed to conflicts because it disrupts their victim mentality. While there is a distinction between verbal and physical arguments, there exists a gray area where pushing each other's buttons occurs. It's not about tiptoeing around, as that isn't healthy for a relationship. However, it's important to take a step back during an argument to collect yourself, avoiding speaking out of anger. Taking a few minutes to breathe and regain composure prevents hurtful words driven by bruised egos. During arguments, women may disrespect their partners when they feel disrespected, while men may devalue women by pointing out their flaws. This gray area is where hurtful responses lie. When engaging in a verbal assault, expect a reciprocal assault, even if it's through words.
    The main point is that assault, whether verbal or physical, should not be used against one's partner or anyone else. It is an individual's responsibility to recognize the line and hold themselves accountable for calming down and not crossing it. However, many people are not in a sound state of mind during arguments. Incidents involving alcohol are often responsible for reported assaults and domestic violence cases. Reducing excessive alcohol consumption can lead to more effective communication rather than arguments and verbal assaults. This topic is sensitive because individuals want to believe they did nothing wrong, but if they were aware of how much they angered someone, they would not feel as innocent.
    No one wants to be the cause of physical harm or be a perpetrator. Women tend to portray themselves as innocent when faced with abuse. It becomes ingrained in women's upbringing that they can be abused and physically harmed to manipulate men. Subconsciously, they may unknowingly contribute to this dynamic. It is important to exercise responsibility when provoking negative behavior in others and be mindful of our words and actions. This is not advocating for abuse or walking on eggshells. You should be able to communicate with your partner, but there are ways to deliver messages without attacking them. Consider using a calmer tone, taking a breath, creating distance, and rephrasing statements using "I feel" instead of "you." Validating your partner's feelings, avoiding minimizing or dismissing them, and showing support can make a significant difference. Nonverbal cues such as sitting calmly, relaxing your arms, or gentle touches can help calm your partner. Taking responsibility for your part in the argument, using humor to lighten the mood, and working together to find solutions can transform a heated argument into a calm and meaningful conversation with a resolution.
    In summary, implementing these strategies can foster a shift from a heated argument to a peaceful and productive discussion.

  • @darylgholson4481
    @darylgholson4481 Před měsícem +2

    Unfortunately, there are circumstances where lines are crossed. Some people have many lines drawn in the sand 😂. I understand respect and I respect boundaries.

  • @TheLongestPar
    @TheLongestPar Před měsícem +45

    The image of Bill Burr being chased around with a machete by his wife is too funny

  • @GoDawgs809
    @GoDawgs809 Před měsícem +3

    Bill talking about his four brothers cracked me up

    • @dalebruno5201
      @dalebruno5201 Před měsícem

      Dude when he said we didn’t know we were learning how to beat a girls ass with no evidence had me going

  • @adamfulford6423
    @adamfulford6423 Před měsícem

    Missed you bill

  • @nikan8946
    @nikan8946 Před měsícem +1

    I totally thought this video was gonna be about Joe Rogan's post fight octagon interviews🤣

  • @jackwalters3928
    @jackwalters3928 Před měsícem +7

    If you want to find out if a woman is deliberately pushing a man's buttons because she knows he can't hit her and/or he'll get into trouble for doing so, watch how she behaves around other women. Is she pushing their buttons the same way or not? Because it's not taboo for a woman to hit a woman, so if they're careful around other women, it's a giveaway.

  • @pomztoybox6877
    @pomztoybox6877 Před měsícem +29

    Years ago my wife once smacked the back of my head out of anger and I INSTANTLY put her into the wall with my face in hers. Gave her the one and only warning “you ever get physical with me again and I will get physical with you”. She immediately knew she crossed the line and apologized. Been married nearly 30 years so far and no one has been hit again.
    I respect women but demand they respect me. Cross my line and all protections come off. I simply do not tolerate anyone hitting me. Gender is irrelevant.

    • @HistoryNerd8765
      @HistoryNerd8765 Před měsícem +2

      If someone gets violent, they're no longer a man or woman; they are a combatant.

  • @jepjep5635
    @jepjep5635 Před měsícem +2

    Bruh the animation😂

  • @dixonpinfold2582
    @dixonpinfold2582 Před měsícem +2

    That was pretty golden. They ranged all around controversial territory and didn't say one bad thing. They did say many good things, good because good or just because true.
    Possibly the majority of women would _inwardly_ go along with all or nearly all of that.

  • @adriancardenas4910
    @adriancardenas4910 Před měsícem +22

    I will preface this with I am a bigger guy about 6'2 and 230lbs. I use my size to avoid situations I prefer not to get into any physical altercations and avoid fighting. My ex slapped me in the face after a silly argument. She hit me so hard it broke my glasses. My instant reaction was to grab her by the neck and lift her off the ground. It was only a second and I didn't squeeze enough to choke her but the look on her face when she realized the difference in physical power was scary. I remember that I turned cold and emotionless and said, "I never raise my hand to anyone but if anyone ever raises their hand to me... You get a pass this once". It did not work out and we separated after.

    • @billyin4c514
      @billyin4c514 Před měsícem +4

      Good for you man 👏

    • @Probabilityislife
      @Probabilityislife Před měsícem

      😂😂😂 If that was your first response to a slap, you're probably an abuser.

    • @StillAwesome21
      @StillAwesome21 Před měsícem +1

      You're better off without her!

    • @dalebruno5201
      @dalebruno5201 Před měsícem

      Yeah trust me she’s dating a 5’9 170 man now or maybe just turned gay.

    • @rzwitdauncut
      @rzwitdauncut Před měsícem +1

      ​@@dalebruno5201she still not gonna win😂😂 what part of biology do they not understand? Is this really that difficult? Literally learned this in like middle school. We are naturally stronger. If im not allowed to go around smacking people when im upset then she doesn't get to do it either.

  • @traviswarren6958
    @traviswarren6958 Před měsícem +30

    he got an STD from her, and she was disrespectful when he confronted her about it. The argument led to her saying some really disrespectful things and he lost his cool. The events are detailed in statements she made to the police.

    • @khatzeye
      @khatzeye Před měsícem +3

      Ewww so she was a fkn cheater?? But had the audacity to chase him around 😂😂

    • @traviswarren6958
      @traviswarren6958 Před měsícem +9

      Most people don't remember or choose not to recall but Rihanna was extremely AVAILABLE during those years. I don't think for a second they were faithful to each other...but him contracting the STD was the trigger in their DV

    • @mneugent7658
      @mneugent7658 Před měsícem +6

      @@khatzeye Why do you seem surprised that the woman was the cheater?

    • @mneugent7658
      @mneugent7658 Před měsícem +2

      @@traviswarren6958 Hell she had songs, very clear songs, about how much she likes sex. Most songs you know are written by other writers but it was clear she meant those songs. She was never shy about talking about it.

    • @RafaelCDet
      @RafaelCDet Před měsícem +3

      @@mneugent7658 that's completely unrelated and it's awful that you think like that. We need to stop associating women who like sex with cheaters and whores, because those are not the same thing. You think people who don't cheat just don't like sex enough? Tdon't cheat because they have principles, it's got nothing to do with how much they like sex.
      Wake up, women are allowed to enjoy sex without having to be called whores and cheaters.

  • @justinmas299
    @justinmas299 Před měsícem +5

    It is a total mystery why self defense is not taught to kids, wtf is wrong with some ability and confidence even if you never need it.

  • @kingmasterlord
    @kingmasterlord Před měsícem +1

    1:15 typically no, ive blocked swings and pinned arms before, but just straight up going for a knockout? you'd have to be an active threat to someone helpless.

  • @surfdocer103
    @surfdocer103 Před měsícem +1

    Few people conduct an interview like Rogan

  • @bluesquirrel3919
    @bluesquirrel3919 Před měsícem +6

    I've always thought, same as Bill, regarding Scott and Laci Peterson.

    • @ModMax69
      @ModMax69 Před měsícem +1

      She was threatening to divorced him and take his house and unborn child. He went for a jog and made up his mind.

  • @demetriuscooksey7147
    @demetriuscooksey7147 Před měsícem +5

    If it gets to that point, I'm leaving. Because even it's self defense, the cops are taking her side and the guy is going to jail.

  • @aaronbaxter4007
    @aaronbaxter4007 Před měsícem

    Was listening this this in the gym, nearly dropped the barbell on my chest from laughing 💀

  • @leo-gg8dt
    @leo-gg8dt Před měsícem +1

    Proud of you Joe n don't let any women hit you without give it back

  • @RobertCDAmario
    @RobertCDAmario Před měsícem +4

    As someone who got hit straight in the face with all of her might and then she said she was going to call the cops on me, If a man did that to me I would have been in jail and I would have told the cops he was dead.
    I would be an evil man if I retaliated for getting suckered punch by a 6 foot 230 pound woman.

  • @forbiddenkalibur8720
    @forbiddenkalibur8720 Před měsícem +8

    There are a lot of men who get hit by their gf or spouse. I have been victim to 3 of them. Raise awareness that men are important too.

  • @yoshiSBX
    @yoshiSBX Před měsícem +2

    Joe: I can give you the best advic-
    Bill: Eddie Murphy gave me the best advice ever

  • @bennunyour4121
    @bennunyour4121 Před měsícem

    Joe Rogan gave good advice

  • @Enigmata23
    @Enigmata23 Před měsícem +12

    It is how women win fights. Their goal is to piss you off so much you hurt her or yell at her and she justifies being the victim. I have learned now, being married, never play the game. If they yell or cuss you out or say the most outlandish shit to you, don't react.

  • @alittlecreepywhenyou
    @alittlecreepywhenyou Před měsícem +43

    Nia with a machete! Nightmare fuel.

    • @DespaceMan
      @DespaceMan Před měsícem

      Exactly if a women behaves like a man they will be treated like a man.

    • @Orxbane
      @Orxbane Před měsícem +10

      Nia is nightmare fuel even without the machete. Don't drill oil boys

    • @BeardedVeteran1776
      @BeardedVeteran1776 Před měsícem +1

      Nia is a man.

    • @TheTwinkiefoot
      @TheTwinkiefoot Před měsícem +4

      Wasn't she the subject of one of his bits where he admits she punched him in the head? I don't understand her appeal to him at all especially if that was the case.

    • @Daug55lol15
      @Daug55lol15 Před měsícem +2

      Unnecessary racist comment. ​@@Orxbane

  • @donaldham308
    @donaldham308 Před měsícem

    0:56 respect that a guy isn’t going to hit you, don’t take advantage of it. Brilliantly said.

  • @FrankLucas415
    @FrankLucas415 Před měsícem +1

    Fantastic conversation that needs to happen more often👏. I also don't like female combat sports 🤷‍♂️

  • @ntat262
    @ntat262 Před měsícem +4

    As much as I love Bill he’s turned into a “how dare you ask questions” guy about some political stuff which shocked me

    • @dianedoody6408
      @dianedoody6408 Před měsícem +1

      Sooo true....shame...fear and the Bs got him 🤡

  • @SA-td8by
    @SA-td8by Před měsícem +4

    My mother would say things that were so evil to my step-father that he should have moved out, and I would have gone with him. How that man dealt with her, I don't know. Big biker with python arms and total restraint. Most men would have slapped, punch, etc at least once. She was pure evil when she got upset. He never struck her though. Love that man. She currently has dementia and he cares for her every day and night.

    • @oishikhasan8500
      @oishikhasan8500 Před měsícem +2

      Sounds like she doesn't deserve him

    • @KaiserSoze357
      @KaiserSoze357 Před měsícem

      It must of been the Awesome sex...🤷‍♂️

  • @stevemckenzie9341
    @stevemckenzie9341 Před měsícem +1

    Man here, an above average sized man, 6', 250, and built like a linebacker. I was in a long term relationship with a tiny abusive woman, who assaulted me countless times. She never took any responsibility for any of it, and I never struck back, but I would defend myself. On numerous police involved events, cops told me regardless of who the perpetrator was, I'd spend the night in jail because she was a woman, and I was twice her size. Yes I understand that my situation is unique, and not applicable 95% of the time, but everyone, man or woman, needs to take responsibility for their actions, and be safe.
    Fast forward to her being with another man, and they destroyed their home with assaulting eachother. Glad I knew it wasn't my issue anymore

  • @brittanys2088
    @brittanys2088 Před 29 dny

    As a woman it Bill said it. Dont take advantage of the fact a man wont hit you. My mom raised my brother yes not to hit me but also i cannot hit anyone else ever under most circumstances. Love this clip its spot on

  • @3serio
    @3serio Před měsícem +2

    I was in college at Ga Tech, playing baseball and my roommate was a GIANT 6’6” 300+ lbs Nose guard for the football team. Anyway we were at a party and his 5ft gf slapped the crap out of him, and he grabbed her, and had her upside down. Everybody was like “whoa, big fella. Chill!” And he was like like “I’m not finna so nuttin’…except this” And rips the longest fart, and the he was holding her, her face was by his hip so her face was right there! he had her arms pinned to her side, and she didn’t want to kick too much b/c she had a tight skirt in with a thong on so she kinda had to just take it. Then he put her down and she left sobbing. Her friends took after her, and then then it was a great party after that.

  • @sorde21
    @sorde21 Před měsícem +9

    This discussion shines light on how childish Mrs. Burr can be. No judgement, except when she double flips off a former president at a highly televised event that she could not attend if not for her *man* providing it for her.

    • @dorkangel1076
      @dorkangel1076 Před měsícem +3

      Seemed a valid response to that insurrectionist grifter. It reminded me more of that photo where the one person in the crowd is the only one not doing a Hitler salute than someone being childish...

    • @MijoShrek
      @MijoShrek Před měsícem +3

      Bill simps for her. A sovereign citizen needs go be caapable of being his own free thinking man. You should be weary of people who do not question their own vies and opinions and see jow things change. They do kot remain rhe same, and uodate their software.

    • @Logai74
      @Logai74 Před měsícem

      Trump is the woman in this story. Think he can say anything and to anything and when he gets called out he is the victim.

    • @dorkangel1076
      @dorkangel1076 Před měsícem

      Seems like a sovereign citizen makes up their own language.

    • @09daniscool
      @09daniscool Před měsícem

      Snowflakes can't handle a women expressing her first amendment rights.

  • @pitmaster6458
    @pitmaster6458 Před měsícem +2

    Ive been hit by women in 4 different relationships. Ive never hit any of them or cheated. Im just nonchalant during arguments. I literally dont care to argue. We can talk about it. But i refuse to argue. If you get loud and disrespectful, i laugh and smile. This pisses them off to no end. They always attack. I leave forever.

    • @willmurphy6561
      @willmurphy6561 Před měsícem

      Ctfuuuuuu I’m the same way smh females be pissed idc lol

  • @Mathew__Thomas
    @Mathew__Thomas Před měsícem +1

    Bills 100% correct. Nobody in the world can piss you off like your girl can.

  • @TomboKaiOfficial
    @TomboKaiOfficial Před měsícem +3

    What do you tell Bill Burr when you see him with 2 black eyes? Nothing his wife already told him twice. 😂😂😂

  • @516estrela
    @516estrela Před měsícem +10

    whoever edits these videos is hiarious

  • @KP-us5pq
    @KP-us5pq Před měsícem

    I love how Bill thinks lol. But it’s true.

  • @jamescaldwell2357
    @jamescaldwell2357 Před měsícem +7

    There are women who are hit by every man they date. At what point does she look at herself and say, "I am I doing something wrong?" It's not normal to be abused by every man you are with.

    • @jeffsilvey8799
      @jeffsilvey8799 Před měsícem +2

      Guys who hit women have money guys without money aren't ever gonna get a date so at the end of the day blame liberals and the government. I ain't mad at women for never wanting to be with poor guys. And I've never been able to afford a girlfriend or friends in general. Friends and girls cost money now bottom line maybe not as much in the 90s now we are driving it home.

    • @emilianosintarias7337
      @emilianosintarias7337 Před měsícem

      no there aren't

    • @jamescaldwell2357
      @jamescaldwell2357 Před měsícem +1

      @@emilianosintarias7337 Yes, there are. Thank you for you comment, though.
      There are literally dozens of subreddits and quora post of women talking about being abused by every man they date. You can find blogs by women about this. So you are completely wrong.

    • @emilianosintarias7337
      @emilianosintarias7337 Před měsícem

      I don't mind your curt reply, it's totally forgivable But I will take this chance to educate a bit, sorry to sound patronizing but it's all in good faith. "There are literally dozens of subreddits and quora post of women talking about being abused by every man they date. You can find blogs by women about this." Since that type of testimony contradicts all the research we have about IPV, your conclusion should be that these are engaged in a gendered performance just like gym bros, and the millions of start up investment bros, and religious people, making false are twisted claims. As a general and statistical fact the leading type of IP is 2 violent people meet and date and hit each other. We know this from longitudinal studies. The next most common is a woman hitting a man. the 3rd most common is a man hitting a woman, but as that is pretty taboo and dangerous, these guys tend more to be psychos - and there aren't enough of them for even struggling, traumatized women to draw from the dating pool 1 after the other. The general picture of IPV in culture and politics is so opposite of what is known from research, that it can't persist without a lot of people of both sexes being dishonest. Many of the women you are talking about are lying or, are truly abused but hiding the fact that they are also a perp. The DV survivor trope we are taught to believe in is of course a real thing, but it is not the most common form of DV.@@jamescaldwell2357

  • @PearlTheSpinster
    @PearlTheSpinster Před měsícem +3

    Those are the women who dont like accountability. They want to go around putting ands on anyone and then claim victim

  • @calebstroup6917
    @calebstroup6917 Před měsícem +2

    I respect you by not using my power to dominate every aspect of your life, even though I could. If it was survival of the fittest, women would not survive and humanity would be extinct. It's not about dominating someone, it's about the unconditional selfless love and respect that I have for you as a person, and it's about taking the risk and putting yourself out there for your woman to just at a minimum occasionally acknowledge that you appreciated me and value me as a person of worth in your eyes.

  • @69SalterStreet
    @69SalterStreet Před 26 dny +1

    The point is physical contact. If you hit someone because of words, you are wrong.

  • @ThisManTriggeredMe
    @ThisManTriggeredMe Před měsícem +4

    Bill Burr talking about women being immature and irrational while his wife gives the finger to the president of the United States is classic.

    • @smileydog5941
      @smileydog5941 Před měsícem

      All women are the same. But the survival of our species demands we gotta marry one. Even Bill Burr 🤷‍♂️

    • @09daniscool
      @09daniscool Před měsícem

      Cry more child

  • @yumjoystyle2
    @yumjoystyle2 Před měsícem +18

    #BelieveAllMen

  • @nox2sweet
    @nox2sweet Před měsícem

    5:12 can't wait for someone to clip that out of context

  • @parrislucas_
    @parrislucas_ Před měsícem +1

    Did ya notice joe thought about it in a split second and put a knife in her hand lol!!! "I dont want to get in trouble"

  • @shel1102
    @shel1102 Před měsícem +3

    Quiet Bill, control ur wife. You lost a fan.

  • @MHlazo
    @MHlazo Před 22 dny

    Which episode was this on??

  • @starflakey
    @starflakey Před měsícem

    we attract what we seek. in other words everyone is participating and it's not a one or the other is to blame no matter how you frame it.

  • @MASFATNINJA
    @MASFATNINJA Před měsícem +2

    I was beaten up by my first baby mama and was arrested for it.
    She got away with it.

  • @philmacdonald3884
    @philmacdonald3884 Před měsícem

    “Yah, you people work out all the details”