Komodo Dragons Freak Bill Burr Out!

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  • čas přidán 8. 09. 2019
  • Taken from JRE #1348 w/Bill Burr: • Joe Rogan Experience #...

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  • @smvml89
    @smvml89 Před 4 lety +8111

    Bill: There's this video of...
    Jaime: *cracks his fingers*

    • @LilJ3090
      @LilJ3090 Před 4 lety +249

      Right that guy has God tier hacks lmao

    • @WetAdek
      @WetAdek Před 4 lety +258

      He connected his brain to the internet, thats why he is so fast.

    • @UppingDowners
      @UppingDowners Před 4 lety +48

      Jamie the next brainiac

    • @timytumper
      @timytumper Před 4 lety +49

      Okay how old are you guys? I'm 17 and most comments on Joe rogan clips are funny as fuck to me but youd think Joe's demographic is like 25-40

    • @christopherrivas4403
      @christopherrivas4403 Před 4 lety +17

      Yeah.. Jamie did get an A in Physics 😑

  • @nodk17
    @nodk17 Před 4 lety +3413

    Joe: “ahhhgunk ahhgunk ahhhgunk”
    Bill: seriously please don’t play it.

  • @tonyvince7
    @tonyvince7 Před 3 lety +671

    Lets take a moment to appreciate how good joe's "comodo dragon eating a baboon" imitation is

    • @eagleowl3664
      @eagleowl3664 Před rokem +14

      Bill: Tiger Monkey.
      Joe: Dog Monkey.
      Both - Let's settle for Wolf Monkey. 😂😂😂

    • @of_the_Word
      @of_the_Word Před rokem

      it's a baboon eating a monkey not a komodo eating a baboon

    • @masdan5422
      @masdan5422 Před rokem +1

      That actually pretty close to how Komodo eating

    • @serviceadvisormaxbyservice916
      @serviceadvisormaxbyservice916 Před 9 měsíci +1

      he does amazing animal impersonations. His first stand up DVD he does a few and it is hilarious.

  • @ruthlessrog1
    @ruthlessrog1 Před rokem +104

    "See if you can find that, show it to bill."
    BILL: "NO"
    🤣💀

  • @chillo5687
    @chillo5687 Před 4 lety +9311

    Joe explaining how the Komodo dragon was eating the monkey was the most joe Rogan thing I have ever seen

    • @jimmikakkei3648
      @jimmikakkei3648 Před 4 lety +38

      😆👊🏻

    • @oddpotential
      @oddpotential Před 4 lety +34

      Lmfao

    • @NigelHeads
      @NigelHeads Před 4 lety +56

      Came to the comments for this

    • @FerrariTeddy
      @FerrariTeddy Před 4 lety +116

      That shit was priceless and hillarious and he was so accurate tho.
      From Joe's immigration I got a perfect image of what he was describing.

    • @jamahlrawls3520
      @jamahlrawls3520 Před 4 lety +6

      Hahahahaha

  • @alexanderengels3606
    @alexanderengels3606 Před 4 lety +8755

    "There's this great recording of a guy getting eaten by a bear"

  • @spicygriffith8419
    @spicygriffith8419 Před 3 lety +284

    To all them ladies worried what their man was doing when hanging with their friends, 70% of the time they doing this

    • @joesmith3098
      @joesmith3098 Před 3 lety +33

      Exactly, and it's hilarious! This is part of the reason women hate men because they can't do this. This is college in your dorm room, this is your sports locker room, this is your barracks in the military. What are the incredibly popular women's radio shows/ podcast? Their is a podcast for guys for whatever your into, multiple.

    • @stboombasloth9424
      @stboombasloth9424 Před rokem +4

      Right lol men as a subspecies aren’t that complex ffs lol we’re just talking shit with our buddies

    • @johnnyace2287
      @johnnyace2287 Před rokem +12

      "Do Transformers have life insurance... or car insurance??"

    • @JoeCool90
      @JoeCool90 Před rokem +5

      @@johnnyace2287 broooooo what a question

    • @No_ReGretzky99
      @No_ReGretzky99 Před 25 dny

      What they doing other 30%😂😂😂😂

  • @GroinFaceGroin
    @GroinFaceGroin Před 3 lety +168

    "Ever see a Komodo dragon on DMT? Pull that up Jamie..."

    • @Deviant69
      @Deviant69 Před 3 lety +2

      @Dr. Cool Yeah it does. in the 3rd game.

  • @Octoboobs
    @Octoboobs Před 4 lety +4181

    Bill: ‘How did you find it so quick, jesus this guy is good’
    Jamie: *happy noises*

    • @martymcfly88mph35
      @martymcfly88mph35 Před 4 lety +59

      Cops doing OK hand signs are white supremacists Noises**

    • @Sx-xy2zi
      @Sx-xy2zi Před 4 lety +4

      AW.)

    • @matthewhorizon6050
      @matthewhorizon6050 Před 4 lety +9

      @@martymcfly88mph35
      Gve it a rest already! Holy shit.

    • @grubbybum3614
      @grubbybum3614 Před 4 lety +9

      @@matthewhorizon6050 it was dumb when Jamie and Joe said that. But when you smoke as much weed as they do, I guess you see conspiracies everywhere.

    • @starhawck
      @starhawck Před 4 lety +6

      Jamie and Rogan are us

  • @noahhultgren193
    @noahhultgren193 Před 4 lety +4307

    I want Bill Burr to write for, and narrate a nature documentary, poorly of course.

    • @alexsmith2885
      @alexsmith2885 Před 4 lety +537

      "alright so what do we got here, oh yeah, this fuckin..uh, aardvark? what is this an anteater or some shit? who cares, anyways, so.."

    • @joniahdemarco3371
      @joniahdemarco3371 Před 4 lety +94

      Him and Snoop Dogg!

    • @robertrob96yount58
      @robertrob96yount58 Před 4 lety +16

      This is an underrated comment 😂

    • @ericb8217
      @ericb8217 Před 4 lety +14

      He did. It was called Rough N Rowdy boxing. Lol.

    • @beef6958
      @beef6958 Před 3 lety +110

      "Jesus Christ look at that thing. What the hell is that, a hyena? That thing would tear you to fucking shreds. Christ..."

  • @benjamies4136
    @benjamies4136 Před rokem +72

    This goes to show how gifted these two are. Bill can instantly come up with great bits of funny commentary while Joe can just roll a conversation when someone starts to feel uncomfortable and bring them back into a comfortable atmosphere. You could tell Bill started to really get into his thoughts for a moment and immediately Joe just brought up another story to ease the tension, allowing Bill to get back into comedic stance

  • @juliemonarch7364
    @juliemonarch7364 Před 2 lety +126

    I love Joe's laugh, especially when he's genuinely tickled.

  • @Robotshadow
    @Robotshadow Před 4 lety +2576

    Netflix: “Are you still watching?”
    Somebody’s daughter: 8:09

  • @lankyboy3344
    @lankyboy3344 Před 4 lety +2071

    Look how proud Joe is when he looks over at Jamie and says "hes got them saved" 😂😂

  • @lekkerlekker5760
    @lekkerlekker5760 Před 3 lety +40

    8:19 I love how proud Joe is with his Komodo Dragon impression

  • @kylecasey7890
    @kylecasey7890 Před 2 lety +80

    Love the chemistry between joe and bill. You can tell they are on the same living plane. Like when you have a best friend that you tell a joke to, but it tanks, and he roasts you

  • @rauljohnreypetallo9681
    @rauljohnreypetallo9681 Před 4 lety +670

    Bill: "Nature man..."
    *takes a hit.
    Joe: "Nature man..."

    • @fredspofford
      @fredspofford Před 4 lety +5

      Bill doesn't smoke weed like a fucking loser freshman in college.

    • @TheJmsJose97
      @TheJmsJose97 Před 4 lety +34

      @@fredspofford lmao fuck off

    • @Swiatlocien
      @Swiatlocien Před 3 lety +7

      bruh moment

  • @funkyodauter
    @funkyodauter Před 4 lety +1043

    08:16
    *HRGHURLGHRULGHRURLHURL*
    "See if you can find that, show it to Bill"

    • @kaseyrolow
      @kaseyrolow Před 4 lety +57

      funkyodauter lmao, joe at his finest hahahaha

    • @Goldenvibesss
      @Goldenvibesss Před 4 lety +20

      I honestly don’t want to watch that 🤣

    • @aerialzetro7196
      @aerialzetro7196 Před 4 lety +7

      Lmao I didn't understand this comment until the end of the video

    • @b41ts2late
      @b41ts2late Před 4 lety +1

      funkyodauter 😂😂😂

    • @matthewhorizon6050
      @matthewhorizon6050 Před 4 lety +1

      @@aerialzetro7196 not familiar w a time stamp lol?

  • @LivingZoology
    @LivingZoology Před 3 lety

    We have many comments saying that somebody came to watch this video after watching this one! Thanks! Here it is: czcams.com/video/fmwC9HzcWbQ/video.html

  • @chatsberry5817
    @chatsberry5817 Před 2 lety +69

    I love when people talk about nature and how nuts it really is. I feel like we kind of forget that we live on a sphere designed to kill us filled with things designed to kill us.

  • @kiekz369
    @kiekz369 Před 4 lety +2499

    More edits to come with Joe impersonating that komodo dragon lol 8:16

    • @synthWizkid
      @synthWizkid Před 4 lety +9

      123 K. See the original edit? Are you "Intact"?

    • @danielblais1839
      @danielblais1839 Před 4 lety +34

      Can't wait for the deep fake face swap

    • @LVNVSmash
      @LVNVSmash Před 4 lety +24

      Literally the first thing I thought of when I saw him doing that

    • @redman122
      @redman122 Před 4 lety +6

      As soon as I heard it I went straight to the comments !!

    • @kiekz369
      @kiekz369 Před 4 lety +6

      @@redman122 lol I did the same

  • @jakejohnnn
    @jakejohnnn Před 4 lety +750

    “One of my favorite videos is harpy eagles eating sloths”
    -Joe Rohan, 2019

  • @psychojoe4764
    @psychojoe4764 Před 3 lety +61

    Honestly this was 90% of the conversations i had whenever my cousin would sleep over when we were kids

  • @robertcowan7610
    @robertcowan7610 Před 3 lety +39

    Bill Burr is one of, if not the most, truly enjoyable guests that Joe Rogan has on the JRE. He actually really does get along really well with Bill Burr and has natural, flowing conversation with Bill as much as, if not more so than with any other guest. I can't think of many others that he's that way with possibly excluding St. Pierre, Forrest Gallante, Graham Hancock, Joey Diaz of course, perhaps a very few others.

    • @METATRON_CUBE
      @METATRON_CUBE Před rokem +2

      Bill is a great guy, humble, down to earth and so fucking funny

  • @jtmnavy
    @jtmnavy Před 4 lety +1889

    Lmao please somebody make joe Rogan doing a Komodo dragon noise into something

    • @19RaxR91
      @19RaxR91 Před 3 lety +102

      I think that you already can find a lot of girls doing this exact sound on the internet, if you google in the right titles...

    • @michaelschrute2346
      @michaelschrute2346 Před 3 lety +13

      @@19RaxR91 bruhhhhhh

    • @TheIcup24
      @TheIcup24 Před 3 lety +3

      I was about to comment this 😂

    • @heelgill
      @heelgill Před 3 lety +13

      8:05 and 8:11

    • @christianhallgren1192
      @christianhallgren1192 Před 2 lety +2

      Replace the Yoshi sound with it

  • @StannisHarlock
    @StannisHarlock Před 4 lety +767

    7:17 Hahahaha. So perfect. I thought Bill was imitating the deer at first, but this is actually what Bill sounds like when he freaks out. xD

    • @mariekedavid3899
      @mariekedavid3899 Před 4 lety +18

      Saaame hahahaha

    • @ripardofilho3337
      @ripardofilho3337 Před 3 lety +21

      Best deer imitation is from Chris D'elia

    • @Sam-cy7mw
      @Sam-cy7mw Před 3 lety +3

      You should watch F is for family if you havent already, Bill Burr is voicing the mc

    • @lavans5721
      @lavans5721 Před 3 lety +16

      "Aaaaaah! AAAAAH! DONT" Lmao

    • @nathanhopkins4791
      @nathanhopkins4791 Před 2 lety +5

      @@mariekedavid3899 i was going to the bathroom, and I thought he was acting like the deer, until I realize that.... Jamie PULLED THAT UP.

  • @jamimusmaximus5205
    @jamimusmaximus5205 Před 3 lety +11

    I honestly love how quote unquote “fucked up” joes sense of humor is, because in my opinion it isn’t fucked up it’s just funny

  • @mooncakehekatonkhires9257
    @mooncakehekatonkhires9257 Před 4 lety +1374

    I was very impressed with his acting chops in The Mandalorian

    • @Afineaddition
      @Afineaddition Před 4 lety +80

      His jokes were gold as always

    • @zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz
      @zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz Před 4 lety +147

      It was weird for like the first minute but then he fell into a groove and it was pretty good.

    • @vanmorgan1867
      @vanmorgan1867 Před 4 lety +123

      “I wasn’t a stormtrooper, wiseass!”

    • @goobernater8186
      @goobernater8186 Před 4 lety +56

      Hes good in breaking bad too

    • @cannonfodder4000
      @cannonfodder4000 Před 4 lety +64

      He was good in Breaking Bad too

  • @FalcaoElTigre
    @FalcaoElTigre Před 4 lety +1216

    Joe always gets so fascinated by animals eating each other lol

    • @Mcfatsack
      @Mcfatsack Před 4 lety +18

      Mister Skarred If animals eat the pineal gland and they have a dmt trip for the rest of the day somehow through consuming all off the chemicals your brain pumps out to ease your way through death lol

    • @kendoncaseycurtis4660
      @kendoncaseycurtis4660 Před 4 lety

      Alexander the Great he would make A good federal prisoner
      ( fit right in)

    • @P.a.r.a.d.o.x
      @P.a.r.a.d.o.x Před 4 lety +1

      @Telios Abraxas Also, isnt that why from what I have heard Egyptian mummies are found with their pineal glands missing?

    • @keepmeposted
      @keepmeposted Před 4 lety +2

      his wife is a happy lady

    • @joebailey8294
      @joebailey8294 Před 4 lety

      Are you new here?

  • @eriwilnel
    @eriwilnel Před 2 lety +13

    Rogan And Burr crack me up every time! When Joe tells Bill about the bear getting wrecked out by a chimp on bicycles I hit the floor every time!

  • @dcaudill7764
    @dcaudill7764 Před 3 lety +4

    Bill Burr is the man. These 2 together are great conversation. Hopefully Joe has him on more often!

  • @mr.jameson218
    @mr.jameson218 Před 4 lety +418

    "Yeah, a wolf monkey. So, they eat kids."

  • @JamesRednok
    @JamesRednok Před 4 lety +551

    Girls: I wonder if he's thinking about me while he's with his friends...
    Guys:

    • @t_papi
      @t_papi Před 3 lety +5

      They dumb like that bro.

    • @EllipsisTriangletrap
      @EllipsisTriangletrap Před 3 lety +2

      @@t_papi Yeah, they'll even repeat a bad, old meme from years ago. Never was funny, was always junior high humor. That's the only age range where you might find girls or guys thinking like in the OP.

    • @t_papi
      @t_papi Před 3 lety +5

      @@EllipsisTriangletrap what you talking bout?? Lol

    • @bensmith9253
      @bensmith9253 Před 3 lety

      So funny!

    • @franklynnyein127
      @franklynnyein127 Před 3 lety

      no shit. This is literally me and my bff.

  • @TheCrysis45
    @TheCrysis45 Před 3 lety +5

    These two have mastered the art of having a conversation and I am jealous

  • @A_Byrds_View
    @A_Byrds_View Před rokem +4

    Joe: what happened to those ladies?
    Bill: THEY FOUND THEIR CLOTHES!!

  • @fattony123082
    @fattony123082 Před 4 lety +1054

    Legend has it Joe’s cigars are laced with DMT and rolled in Elk skin.

  • @deanmclover306
    @deanmclover306 Před 4 lety +1231

    Joe Rogan should have animals vs people segments lol

  • @dekuvisuals9847
    @dekuvisuals9847 Před rokem

    This is why I love this podcast any topic becomes an entertaining discussion.

  • @ozcorsportscards7497
    @ozcorsportscards7497 Před 3 lety +10

    I love when Bill makes a basketball reference and it just goes 80 yards over Joe's head

  • @araknidkid
    @araknidkid Před 4 lety +356

    holy fuck, the comparison between sloths and jalapeno poppers was so brilliant.

    • @TheTaterTotP80
      @TheTaterTotP80 Před 4 lety +4

      They don't actually get eaten a lot do they? Also very cruel to say that. They are living beings as we and all life is.

    • @dexter4016
      @dexter4016 Před 4 lety +30

      @@TheTaterTotP80 arhhhh..... STFU mate

    • @biglicker4473
      @biglicker4473 Před 4 lety +5

      @@TheTaterTotP80 i see them more as tater tots

    • @UppingDowners
      @UppingDowners Před 4 lety +7

      TheTaterTotP80 quit being a fairy

    • @gaylordsuitcase9967
      @gaylordsuitcase9967 Před 4 lety +2

      TheTaterTotP80 I’m gonna kill all the sloths. 😈😈😈

  • @healerforce4165
    @healerforce4165 Před 4 lety +495

    "They FOUND THEIR Clothes" Is not something you want to hear in a missing person's case

    • @arthurm4012
      @arthurm4012 Před 4 lety +41

      They also found one of their foot severed in a boot.

    • @arthurm4012
      @arthurm4012 Před 4 lety +26

      @i j I'm actually not too sure if the case that I'm thinking is the same that bill burr was talking about because of lack of info bill burr gave. The CZcams channel 'nexpo' made a video called "the harrowing disappearance by kris Kramer's and lisanne froon". In that case, two girls from the Netherlands go to Panama as a vacation(I think) and go to a jungle without a tour guide and a dog. The case is really weird and sketchy. The dog somehow made it back home without the girls and the girls eventually died in the jungle. Some of their clothes were found after a while and one of their backpacks. Some people say they died from locals or were eaten by animals or from dehydration.

    • @2btqj
      @2btqj Před 4 lety +1

      They found the bodies

    • @BenQotsa
      @BenQotsa Před 3 lety

      @@arthurm4012 I think its that one

    • @EllipsisTriangletrap
      @EllipsisTriangletrap Před 3 lety +4

      @@arthurm4012 I know of that case but I don't know if it's the same one. Especially given the lack of details. Either way, it is way too easy to dispose of a body in south/central america. Just throw it in the forest! Nature will sort it out after they have already been murdered.

  • @Fotosynthesis858
    @Fotosynthesis858 Před rokem +8

    I loved his “dog sliding in the kitchen” analogy lol

  • @kristopherrice1465
    @kristopherrice1465 Před 8 měsíci

    “See if you can find that, show it to bill”💀

  • @FuglyFatt
    @FuglyFatt Před 4 lety +252

    1:27 - When Rogan goes bug eyed, you know he's deeply interested in the topic. Tigers and DMT? 👁️👁️

    • @vos9954
      @vos9954 Před 4 lety +4

      LMAOO

    • @cuauhtemocmorisco3493
      @cuauhtemocmorisco3493 Před 4 lety

      😂😂😂😂fucking Hell man

    • @RighteousFiyah
      @RighteousFiyah Před 4 lety

      There used to be a vid on YT of not a tiger but a jaguar high on DMT. You can see it was trippin balls

  • @JOSHCFH69
    @JOSHCFH69 Před 4 lety +542

    Finally ol' Billy Red Nuts is back

    • @davidpierce9949
      @davidpierce9949 Před 4 lety +8

      Ol Billy Fat Back lol

    • @joshlewis575
      @joshlewis575 Před 4 lety +16

      Billy bitch tits is the best

    • @mikehancho695
      @mikehancho695 Před 4 lety +2

      Josh Lewis best part is after all these years during the MMP email reads, Bill every time still gets a really good chuckle over that nickname and/or makes a joke/excuse of not having them ol ginger bitch titties...another name that’s a classic is “Ol Billy Booze Bag”

    • @DoctorMantisTob0ggan
      @DoctorMantisTob0ggan Před 4 lety +1

      Ol' Billy Cue Ball

    • @serenysmusic
      @serenysmusic Před 4 lety +2

      Good ol billy copper crotch

  • @ginellewillmott3422
    @ginellewillmott3422 Před 9 měsíci

    Omg i love Bill Burr when he started freaking out I nearly fell of my chair laughing

  • @theantil7
    @theantil7 Před 2 lety

    I've seen both videos, they're awesome

  • @stephenbrady5220
    @stephenbrady5220 Před 4 lety +270

    8:23 "See, if you can find that, show it to Bill." Joe's face when he's saying this. 😂

  • @jayfaisa6016
    @jayfaisa6016 Před 4 lety +740

    This whole time I was waiting for him to mention Komodo Dragons...

  • @unclerayray7025
    @unclerayray7025 Před 3 lety +6

    I could watch Joe Rogan and Bill Burr ALL DAY!

  • @redbaron5308
    @redbaron5308 Před 3 lety +2

    “Nature man, nature man” I love when they said that.

  • @JeffCfreeradiorevolution
    @JeffCfreeradiorevolution Před 4 lety +1078

    Joe “if you are a moving thing... they’ll eat you” Rogan

  • @upchuckduck5726
    @upchuckduck5726 Před 4 lety +106

    Bill: everything is lighting fast
    Joe: except sloths

  • @idiotology5568
    @idiotology5568 Před rokem +6

    That bit with the bear eating the dude recording sounds was brilliant 😂

  • @zaqannapash7504
    @zaqannapash7504 Před 3 lety +6

    I think that Bill Burr is one of the funniest comedian out now! Love to see him and Dave Chapelle do a comedy tour together!

  • @PyroclasticMind
    @PyroclasticMind Před 4 lety +484

    "Sloth's are like jalapeno poppers for tigers" Bill Burr 2019.
    Wow, that's a lot of politics 0_0

    • @jknight9613
      @jknight9613 Před 4 lety +40

      @El Chivato lmfao are you crazy? What about his comment gives you information on his politics?

    • @bigchungus2121
      @bigchungus2121 Před 4 lety +17

      @El Chivato lmaooooo do you just call anybody you don't like a liberal pussy? You spend too much time on the internet kid

    • @joerotter2873
      @joerotter2873 Před 4 lety +2

      I like to think there more of the rolls before dinner. There just sitting there going to waste anyways and theres a ton of them just sitting there begging to be ate

    • @pappy451
      @pappy451 Před 4 lety +1

      @@joerotter2873 . . . appetizers anyone ?

    • @Nishua
      @Nishua Před 4 lety +1

      Lmao

  • @christianmoreno3585
    @christianmoreno3585 Před 4 lety +182

    “jesus christ this guys fast” YOUNG JAMIE THE GOAT

    • @charleswhite3553
      @charleswhite3553 Před 4 lety +3

      watching Jesus get crucified and you think "that's some Joe Rogan shit right there"

  • @jonesjones6108
    @jonesjones6108 Před 3 lety

    Haaa love when he has bill on ! Cheers from Boston 🥃💯☘️

  • @alonsomonge5105
    @alonsomonge5105 Před 3 lety

    Bill and Joe talking about my beautiful country Costa Rica, Pura Vida!

  • @argo1668
    @argo1668 Před 4 lety +56

    Something about this interview just gives me the vibe that Joe genuinely enjoys Bill's company more than a great many of his guests. Joes a great host and interviewer across the board but I just get the feeling he's enjoying himself extra. Warms my heart.

    • @ivanvoronov3871
      @ivanvoronov3871 Před 4 lety +2

      Yeah your right. He seems more upbeat

    • @sambo416
      @sambo416 Před 2 lety +1

      Well he is a comedian

    • @dammaguy1286
      @dammaguy1286 Před rokem +6

      That's because both of them are bald 😄 natural connection

    • @jeffbettencourt6263
      @jeffbettencourt6263 Před rokem +3

      You can definitely tell which guests he really respects and admires. The way he treats them is completely different. Especially legends like Burr a fellow comedian who he’s known for decades.

    • @argo1668
      @argo1668 Před rokem +2

      @@jeffbettencourt6263 couldn’t have said it better myself.

  • @ThumbsHunter
    @ThumbsHunter Před 4 lety +311

    If Joes Hair grew back, he would be called Joe Rogaine.

  • @raymondluna3187
    @raymondluna3187 Před 9 měsíci

    Two Legendary Men right here!!

  • @godbluffvdgg
    @godbluffvdgg Před 8 měsíci

    That tiger jumping the dude on the elephant TOOK THE DUDE'S HAND OFF!

  • @chopps7601
    @chopps7601 Před 3 lety +1

    Lol!! Burr was literally scared as hell when that clip came on..that was such a real yell..he said " on my hard drive"

  • @jismjacket
    @jismjacket Před 4 lety +313

    True story here.....
    I was at the Metro Toronto Zoo in the late 80s and saw two full grown adult male Komodo dragons fighting in a pen .There was blood everywhere....It was vicious!
    Then out of nowhere a Zoo staff member came in and physically separated them with each hand and broke up their fight. No gear....no protective equipment. Just his steeled toed boots and shorts and a shirt. INSANE!!!

    • @stefan1924
      @stefan1924 Před 4 lety +30

      They bite you once, their saliva will kill you. Stupid zoo keeper.

    • @padurarulcriticsicinic4846
      @padurarulcriticsicinic4846 Před 4 lety +52

      Don't fuck with hyped Canadians, ask the Chinese Army veterans from the Korean War.

    • @frisbe9279
      @frisbe9279 Před 4 lety +1

      Not true

    • @jismjacket
      @jismjacket Před 4 lety +22

      @@frisbe9279 Don't believe me if you like.....but it's 100% true.

    • @hello93617
      @hello93617 Před 4 lety +15

      @@stefan1924 I don't think it does if you get medical attention. They arnt venomous, just have alot of bacteria in their saliva.

  • @theDavidChannel1
    @theDavidChannel1 Před 4 lety +130

    I'm surprised Joe Rogan has never hosted his own wildlife show on Discovery Channel.

    • @DkKombo
      @DkKombo Před 4 lety +1

      Do it for the kids they'll love it.

  • @MusicKuuda
    @MusicKuuda Před 9 měsíci

    "no. i honestly dont want to watch that..." lmaoooooo

  • @darianwillis8520
    @darianwillis8520 Před 2 lety +7

    Joe has such a great laugh. Burr is one of the few that make him laugh that hard

  • @slamuel3793
    @slamuel3793 Před 4 lety +294

    “That’s some rogan shit right there.”Joe Rogan has officially become the pepsi of podcasts.

    • @seandiesel2467
      @seandiesel2467 Před 4 lety +2

      @@BlueprintsForHeadaches its okay, you did it all for the nookie.

    • @slamuel3793
      @slamuel3793 Před 4 lety +1

      Sean Diesel Yeah that Whitney Cummings nookie.haha lol.

    • @BlueprintsForHeadaches
      @BlueprintsForHeadaches Před 4 lety +2

      Chief Bromden I wouldn’t touch that psychopath with a ten foot pole. She is so wack

    • @charleswhite3553
      @charleswhite3553 Před 4 lety

      watch animal planet and you keep thinking Joe Rogan shit right there

    • @slamuel3793
      @slamuel3793 Před 4 lety +1

      Blueprints For Headaches Well no shit.C’mon it’s a joke.Based on brendan schuab’s dry snitch on rogan.

  • @TheresaWheeler
    @TheresaWheeler Před 4 lety +35

    “They found their clothes” 😂😂😂😭😭😭

  • @malk9421
    @malk9421 Před 3 lety +5

    I'm Australian and even I was freaking out when Steve Irwin was lying down with Komodo Dragons.

  • @GollumSs1
    @GollumSs1 Před 3 lety +10

    "One of my favourite videos is watching harpy eagles kill sloths"

  • @williamstark9568
    @williamstark9568 Před 4 lety +63

    I'm reminded of when Steve Erwin was like "I have a great idea! I'm gonna hang out with some komodo dragons!" and they chased him up a tree and he had to cling to that thing till they finally decided he wasn't coming down.

    • @countmackula9697
      @countmackula9697 Před 4 lety +3

      That's reminds me of you making shit up as you go..

    • @evanscott7652
      @evanscott7652 Před 4 lety +10

      Count Mackula actually it’s on one of the episodes of his show

    • @donovanb9020
      @donovanb9020 Před 4 lety +13

      @@countmackula9697 it's a real episode.
      He scrambles up a tree and the komodo dragon managed to nick his boot.
      One tooth tore right through the leather pretty much down to the sock.

    • @solaireastora5394
      @solaireastora5394 Před 4 lety +4

      On CZcams too, literally search Steve erwin

    • @thapelomokoena1953
      @thapelomokoena1953 Před 3 lety

      That's lies kimono climbs trees too

  • @soutrikganguly6151
    @soutrikganguly6151 Před 4 lety +88

    Dude, I live near the sunderbans and I approve this message.

    • @brdolivadar
      @brdolivadar Před 4 lety +1

      Is it really true that tigers hunt people there, dude?

    • @tarunr5751
      @tarunr5751 Před 4 lety +24

      @@brdolivadar yep people have to put face masks on the backs of their heads to fool the tigers, apparently they only attack when you turn their back on them.

    • @jimpickens4
      @jimpickens4 Před 4 lety +20

      @Fit Boy Abdul no one cares about the size of your fucking tigers pajeet

    • @woawolf
      @woawolf Před 4 lety +4

      @@jimpickens4 call him abdul thats also a slang

    • @georgefloydspaceshuttlepro1839
      @georgefloydspaceshuttlepro1839 Před 3 lety +4

      @@tarunr5751 that strategy stopped working years ago. But people still do it because it gives them confidence to go fetch honey.

  • @jerrilehane7815
    @jerrilehane7815 Před 3 lety +2

    Burr & Rogan together and the rest of the world fades to obscurity.Powerhouse duo.

  • @dinkyvision
    @dinkyvision Před 3 lety +3

    Burr on tiger smell “well just the fact that they don’t really bathe”. Perfect.

    • @forgalzz7
      @forgalzz7 Před 3 lety

      Except tigers "bathe" a lot.

  • @chiggitycheckmate8364
    @chiggitycheckmate8364 Před 4 lety +72

    Komodo " brush my teeth with some special bacteria killing toothpaste and i'm 60 % less dangerous " Dragon .

    • @erickidd7667
      @erickidd7667 Před 4 lety +3

      truthseeker can't be denied underrated comment

    • @rovidelarosa
      @rovidelarosa Před 4 lety +12

      It was recently discovered that Komodo Dragons does have venom and it is what kills its preys.

    • @yomumma7803
      @yomumma7803 Před 4 lety +2

      @@rovidelarosa the venom is an anticoagulant, they also have harmful bacteria

    • @adinnaikhwani6255
      @adinnaikhwani6255 Před 4 lety

      @@yomumma7803 opposite of cobra's venom

    • @keithgriffin1938
      @keithgriffin1938 Před 4 lety

      @@adinnaikhwani6255 yea they can't move fast but 1 bite they just follow the sent until it dies usally depending on where it's bitten 2 to 3 days then they eat it... I wouldn't ever be able to to go on that island.

  • @ThePsychicFish
    @ThePsychicFish Před 4 lety +305

    Girl: I'm a virgin I swear
    Also girl: 8:05

    • @aj6365
      @aj6365 Před 4 lety +4

      Loool

    • @DerricktheWhite
      @DerricktheWhite Před 4 lety +2

      Damn that works until the end of the video

    • @DkKombo
      @DkKombo Před 4 lety

      There are many thing that I would not mind being done to my dick by a very particular person.
      But being eaten alive...us NOT one of them.

  • @T-P.
    @T-P. Před 3 lety +3

    Bills reaction to Jaime pulling up the video is hilarious 😆

  • @andrew-rn9ui
    @andrew-rn9ui Před rokem +1

    Bill saying "No!" At the end when refusing to watch a komodo dragon video is so priceless,

  • @dakotashanenunley6928
    @dakotashanenunley6928 Před 4 lety +168

    Jalapeño poppers 😂😂😂

  • @shanemcinally7092
    @shanemcinally7092 Před 4 lety +33

    "One of my favorite videos is watching Harpie Eagles kill Sloths" - Joe Rogan

  • @RyDoggonus
    @RyDoggonus Před 3 lety +1

    7:17 - I've never seen Bill so terrified.
    AH AHHHHHHH!! DON'T! TURN THAT FUCKING THING OFF!!

  • @KP_Nation
    @KP_Nation Před 3 lety +1

    Nature, so beautiful and terrifying at the same time. Having a nature walk and knowing a big cat could be checking you out.

  • @shadyodell5190
    @shadyodell5190 Před 4 lety +16

    So cool to see Bill actually liking who’s he’s talking to and have legitimate fun.

  • @raymorrow1491
    @raymorrow1491 Před 4 lety +5

    Bill seems so much more grounded and at peace. So much more chill lately. It's awesome to see. Anyone else notice a difference?

  • @MEETKERTINZ
    @MEETKERTINZ Před 3 lety +2

    I have seen the Komodo Dragon video and Joe impersonated it perfectly.

  • @chimelummaanyanwu26
    @chimelummaanyanwu26 Před 2 lety +1

    Loved the plane sound and the komodo dragon eating a monkey sound Joe made. Komodos are really really terrifying

  • @gnarwhal7562
    @gnarwhal7562 Před 4 lety +14

    I love the interactions between these two. They rarely cut each other off, and if they do its usually for a good reason haha

  • @kennytee6882
    @kennytee6882 Před 4 lety +39

    The light that bounces off of Joe’s and Bill’s head could converge and create a bat signal in the night sky

  • @bigdaddy741098
    @bigdaddy741098 Před 3 lety

    That visual at the end killed me man 😀🤣👊👍

  • @theswiftphil8789
    @theswiftphil8789 Před 2 lety +10

    actually brown bears in russia have natural predators in the form of siberian tigers which prey upon brown bears of all ages and size to make 8% of their diet in the tiga forest.
    sun bears are also prey'd upon by bengal tigers in the south of asia.
    mountain lions may occationally take young black bears.
    overall bears of large size tiers are only prey'd upon ever by the largest big cat on the planet where they both coexist

  • @cam5533
    @cam5533 Před 4 lety +258

    Joe Rogan: But have you ever watched a Monkey get swallowed on DMT 8:05

    • @CorbCorbin
      @CorbCorbin Před 4 lety +3

      KEA
      I was a monkey who hot swallowed by a DMT.

  • @snr.froggymooopew7781
    @snr.froggymooopew7781 Před 4 lety +36

    Joe “one of my favorite videos is watching harpy eagles kill sloths” Rogan

  • @timothyhunter4724
    @timothyhunter4724 Před 3 lety

    Best JRE thumbnail ever!

  • @bodasactra
    @bodasactra Před 2 lety +1

    Some of my best buddies had two of these dragons as pets, in a inner city row house! These 3 brothers had a host of other dangerous life forms, like a mini zoo, surrounded by homegrown weed plants, good times.

  • @docskate4312
    @docskate4312 Před 4 lety +10

    "I don't want this on my harddrive."
    Bill knows what's good for him.
    It's a sign of intelligence.

  • @WiseAilbhean
    @WiseAilbhean Před 4 lety +28

    7:18 Bill Burr's reaction reminds of his "how you know the N-Word is coming" joke.
    XD XD XD "HOT POTATO"!!

  • @johnd1047
    @johnd1047 Před 3 lety

    joes animal impressions are just sublime😂😂😂

  • @diwanshuchouragade5639

    This was a great discussion!