Here in South Texas we see javelinas on the daily. I live on about 5 acres about 5 minutes from the King Ranch and the amount of javelinas, hogs, and coyotes I see is astonishing. Makes for awesome target practice. But don’t worry we make chicharons (pork rinds) out of em.
@Alex Amaya there are specific seasons, but coyotes, hogs and a couple other species are considered nuisance animals. So they dont have to much regulation regarding how (gun or bow or traps) or what time of year as far as i know.
@Alex Amaya im more of the if i hunt it i eat it mentality. And not just livestock boars for example tear up grassroots wich leads to soil erosion messing with the natural environment.
@@texmex8220 you gotta boil the javelina whole in a 55gal drum or keep pouring boiling water on it. The knife you use doesn't matter as long as it's sharp.
I wasted eight of the best years of my life preparing for the Olympics only to discover when I tried to enter that the javelina throw is not a thing. On the plus side, I'm pretty sure I hold the current record.
@@FakeSugarVillain theyre adorable little killers though they are pissed off constantly for no reason and crush bones but theyre are not jumping up for the kill they just hot tempered tiny pitbulls
Wild dogs are brutal when it comes to meal time. As for yotes specifically, they're extremely smart and extremely skiddish in regard to people, but watch them get a calf alone in a field and they're vicious monsters.
I have a personal story about my first encounter with a javelina. I had recently moved to Fort Huachuca, Arizona (close by Bisbee, AZ) when I was in 5th grade. I remember it was my first week at my new house playing catch with my brother outside the yard, It was in the evening time and out of nowhere a random javelina came running between the middle of us and we both ran in separate directions. Plus they’re the worse around Halloween time because they eat the pumpkins outside the house and knock down the trash can to eat trash!
You are a.conspiracy theorist! They gave it Crack. It was the best low key way to get rid of Crackhouses. A broken down house, blood splats and missing people.
I worked in Douglas, AZ for about 7 years. My route to work took me through Bisbee daily. It’s a shitty, artsy farsty, little town known for its mile deep mine hole. Javelinas, rattle snakes, bob cats, and abandoned mines all over the place in the desert. There were many times that I ran across mine shafts hidden by brush that were practically vertical and full of water after a long drop.
I love how Tom's answer to whether or not a Javelina has eaten a baby was "oh they've definitely eaten babies, someone's eating a baby right now". Lmfao
In my college campus in south Texas, javelinas would share the space with us. It'd be common to have one of them 5 ft away from you eating the acorns on the grass. They're not aggressive if they grow amongst people.
When I was in Texas we used to just shoot them. They will gang up on a dog and kill it. They are mean when wild. The ones you see are acclimated. Do not let that give you false sense of security. They are mean.
Javalinas are not as bad as you make them out to be, they are more terrified of humans unless they are cornered. They have poor eyesight but a keen sense of smell and hearing. I've accidentally came upon a pack of javalinas while riding my bike on a paved trail, it freaked me out as well as they were, and scattered like cockroaches....I didn't stopped but rode as fast as I could....and they stink too
My parents lived in Prescott AZ up north in the mountains in a hilly subdivision. We used to sit on their deck and watch a small family walk down the driveway to the “washout” where the rain would drain during monsoons.
Growing up in Tucson Arizona I used to walk my rottweiler around the neighborhood as a kid, and I always noticed javelinas following me, thank Christ nothing happened because I never questioned it.
Like the alien told Captain Kirk on Star Trek---"We can control a federation as easily as we can control you!" Same with javelinas/peccaries and ROCK weilers. A big aggressive strong jawed Rott would be razored to ribbons.
When I was Uber driving in Scottsdale, just the other day, a freakin javelina crossed the street and went into somebody's yard. It was so random! I told the passener in the back seat, "hey look a Javelina!" Then, in my head I was like, shit, is that what they're called? I had never ran into one of those things before and didn't wanna look like a jackass by calling it the wrong kind of animal. It was cool though, it helped make the otherwise quiet ride a little less awkward. Thank you, freakin random javelina, wherever you are.
Shit even here in Mesa, at the golf course i used to work at I'd see atleast 10-15 every day. They were everywhere always stickin together. They lived in the damn sewer!
They're all over in Texas too. I've had a couple run ins with'em. Chased up a tree by one and barely out ran one because the fence was about 2-3 feet away, fkd myself up cause the fence was also barbed wired.
I live outside Tucson AZ, and I've seen Javelinas more times than I can count. When they charge, they can do so at speeds of 35mph, they can weigh as much as pounds, so you can imagine the kind of damage it could do when it gores you, luckily, they usually occupy the same space of around a square mile for the entirety of their lives. Watch where you step.
So I lived at Fort Huachuca when I was in the Army for 4 years. These little pigs are fucked. I had to fuck one up with a baseball bat because it was trying to kill my dog.
Since they can't see 5 feet, they don't charge anything. They are usually trying to run away. Unless they get cornered or babies are close, they aren't aggressive at all. I've hunted them for 30+ years. Not once have they ever acted aggressive.
@@muskie66ottis My friends had one charge them when they were hiking and luckily it ran off after getting hit with a hiking stick, another guy I know has a friend who was riding his horse and a javelina ran under the horse and tore it so bad it's intestines spilled out. So they can be quite vicious.
This is so cool cuz I looked up the video and watched it after he said the title, and it just so happened to have synced up with what they were describing... 😎
they are not that aggressive unless you surprise or corner them...they can't see very well. The little ones are pretty cute actually. They are almost always in packs. They don't seem that afraid of humans, they would walk right by our low outer wall for our yard while we were sitting in chairs like 10 feet away and seemingly did not care we were there. I used to see them all the time when I lived in Tucson and Scottsdale, they are extremely common. There is a hunting seasons for them, and people hunt them and they supposedly taste good, like pork. They can fuck you up though. Sometimes joggers trip over them jogging at twilight or dark because the joggers don't see them in the low light and the Javilina have poor vision. In that case they may attack thinking you attacked them first, and they could possibly hurt you. They eat cactus, so obviously their mouths are tough. I suppose they might attack a dog, but unless cornered most dogs could get away. In arizona dogs are in much more danger from Owls and Eagles and Coyotes and Bobcats and mountain lions than Javelina.
@@BioHazGuy Tucson is a really weird city. It's basically a sprawling expanse of tan 1-story buildings with large chunks of raw desert all around and within. You get wildlife all over. Hell, my sister lives in Tempe and gets coyotes around her house all the time
Saw a mom and dad javelina with a baby one so adorable but it was downtown and this guy started messing with thrm trying to get their attention i was like you shouldnt do that lol
I have them in my yard right now in Prescott, they were fighting outside my bedroom window, they were huge. My dad lived in New River AZ, they tore both my dads dogs up, but they both lived after lots of stitches.
Definitely, alot of boar too, alot of people get them confused with boar which gives them the reputation of boar which isnt accurate, even the picture of the kingsville mascot looks more like a boar
Alot of coyote packs too, but these are smart and do their best to avoid humans but when you live outside the city you hear them late at night all around, near water sources and far out in the brush you find small mountain lions, me and my girl saw 2 near corpus christi lake a year ago, they are extremely rare, but deer and packs of boar are in abundance
There is mountain lion around Choke Canyon, I seen one on foot. While it was stalking a group of deer. I've also seen 2 more in Jim Wells and Duval county. There was a pack of 13 javelins at a oil facility worked in Jim Wells. They would crawl under the fence every few nights. They're really not that bad if you leave them alone.
Javelinas are Herbivorous and respond to that sound because they think one of their clan is under attack. They are very defensive and territorial and that's the drive behind their aggressiveness. Fun and challenging bow hunt!!
Can anyone else remember the rat monsters from 'The Princess Bride' they were called the Rodents of Unusual Size or something. These things literally look like a real life version of those... Inconceivable!
They're only aggressive in certain situations. They're by and large timid and wonder around under mesquite trees eating the misquite beanpods that litter the ground underneath. There are hundreds of them out at night in black canyon Arizona and I've never had a problem with them, just be loud and let them know you're coming before you're close, when they get surprised, or cornered they become unpredictable.
Dirk Plankchest So when I hear them in the pitch black darkness I should just be loud and show them I mean business, I’m the alpha male, I’m on top? Got it! Okay guys wish me luck this weekend when I go camping with my Pomeranian 👍🐩🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
They are not that dangerous, i live where they are in high numbers they can be pretty chill unless they feel threatened, even then theyll most likely run
@@nathansmith2569 yea people who are not native to where javelinas are tend to mix up their rap sheet with a wild boar..even ppl native who are more indoors ppl tend to mix up their reputation with the infamous wild boar whos reputation is not exaggerated at all ive gone toe to toe with big alphas or large aggressive groups many of times in Texas and have the scars to prove it..i used to use the blue lacy, the pitbulls and a hog knife for quick penetration to heart so they dont suffer
@@Dante_S550_Turbo i think youve just seen small raccoon. I live next to a lake and wildlife preserve and the raccoons get alot larger, notorious for spreading rabies, they are alot more intelligent and are alot more likely to attack you. the small ones hop on the backs of javelina because they know they can easily share a source of food they find. its pretty common and funny
Yo Joe it's me Antoine from Cincinnati I really wish I can show these videos I know you can't but I really do wish I can show on keep up the good work huge fan
Haha, the flies part! I was working on a drill rig on a gold mine in northern Sweden many years ago. It was August so weather was 80+f. Needed a sh1t so took my spade and a rag in to the forest 100 yards away from the rig. I’d barely got my pants down and backed up against a tree before I had 5 mosquitoes biting my balls. Imagine the thought process that happened in that time (you can’t swat them from there!!). Spent the next week with swollen and itchy junk while busting 90+ hours as a roughneck. Some call it character building.
Lmao. As a Canadian may I clarify. If you hit a deer, a white tail, a buck, youd better be in an SUV. And you'd better hit it hard. They will destroy your car and run away like it was nothing.
@@VincentGonzalezVeg if you're driving at a good speed, say 50+, and a deer jumps I'm front of you, really the safest thing to do (as if you have time to do much) is just clench your jaw, close your eyes, and turn your head and wait til it's over, either you'll be there when it's done or u won't lol.
A family friend of mine lives where they are. She said when she had jack-o-lanterns out for Halloween, there was a group that fought over them and when she got up in the morning, there was just blood and pumpkin bits everywhere lol
They come in so juiced up, they can gore the hell out of you. They won't necessarily turn the other way if they see you. If they think your call sounds like a baby javelins call, their instinct may tell them to come to defend, and if you aren't up on a rock to prevent the javelins from just brushing past and slicing you up; it can mortally wound a man in seconds
The is a song called "Havelina" by Pixies (which is avtually one of my favorite songs), but they aren't portrayed to be as vicious as this. Idk about Dean Martin, though..
It's because they aren't vicious. Joe is lying out of his ass. Javelinas are herbivores/opportunistic scavengers, not pack-hunting predators. They aren't aggressive unless back into a corner and pretty docile. A lot of his comments are him attaching traits of wild boar/hogs onto them.
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Rogans animal stories are lowkey why I enjoy his podcast
big facts
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Same dude.
FUCK, FOOD!
*Clicks on the video*
"NOBODY LIKES YOU"
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I accidentally clicked on this video and I got greeted with that rip
Umar Uppal 😂😂😂
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*clicks away* when tf did that become a verb 😭😭
"Hey google javelina eats baby, let's see if that's ever happened. Yeah - human baby." Most joe rogan quote I've heard this year
😂😭
Now just add "pit bull" to the query and see just how common it is...
Javelinas are herbivores they don't eat meat like feral hogs do.
Javelinas can't look up, unlike Jamie.
Max Powers lol
Hahaha Holy shit I feel dumb. I read your comment 3 times before I got it! Hahahaha
Damn that was clever
They can look up. They just tend not to have a reason.
This is offensive. Say it again
Take a drink every time Tom says "Ewwww."
*Dead*
Thanks to you i blacked out and woke up on the roof of the library
*_ALCOHOL POISONING_*
Thatnks...now I'm wasted.
Not a drink but I’m still playing from the clouds
Here in South Texas we see javelinas on the daily. I live on about 5 acres about 5 minutes from the King Ranch and the amount of javelinas, hogs, and coyotes I see is astonishing. Makes for awesome target practice. But don’t worry we make chicharons (pork rinds) out of em.
what kind of razor u use to get off the hair.
@Alex Amaya there are specific seasons, but coyotes, hogs and a couple other species are considered nuisance animals. So they dont have to much regulation regarding how (gun or bow or traps) or what time of year as far as i know.
@Alex Amaya im more of the if i hunt it i eat it mentality. And not just livestock boars for example tear up grassroots wich leads to soil erosion messing with the natural environment.
@Thomas M. Thats all good man its all up to you. Personally i have an attachment to the coyote.
@@texmex8220 you gotta boil the javelina whole in a 55gal drum or keep pouring boiling water on it. The knife you use doesn't matter as long as it's sharp.
Joe whenever he has a boring guest ‘hey check out this new animal I found’
I wasted eight of the best years of my life preparing for the Olympics only to discover when I tried to enter that the javelina throw is not a thing.
On the plus side, I'm pretty sure I hold the current record.
This comment deserves more recognition.
That was hilarious 😂🤣
So they're like hyenas
@@Charmer4856 Javelinas are like wild boars.
Why'd you have to point that out...ruined this video for me.
Joe "javelina eats human baby" Rogan
Lmao
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Yes the dingo
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I was looking for this comment the MOMENT he said it 😂
ay this lil stupid ass comment thread had me fuckin ROLLIN
What's a javelina?
It's a peccary.
What's a peccary?
It's like a cousin to a pig.
What's a pig?
Lol.
I lost it when he said "What's a pig?'
That's my sense of humor.
Cousin to a wild boar
@mszj zzs a relative of a henway
Thanks for repeating the joke word for word
“so are there a lot of them?”
“yea they exist“
The fact that they exist means there’s too many of them
"But Wesley, what about the R.O.U.Ses?"
"The Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist."
Scrolled to the comments for this lol
Inconceivable!
dude theyre fuckin real... my life is a lie
Does anybody else thinks that Joe Rogan is getting more and more paranoid about animals as time goes on?
Hes a hunter he just gets a little too hyped
@@freethinker9153 I just want him to see a completely harmless but really big animal, like a capibara or maybe tapir
@@FakeSugarVillain i wonder how he would react to a little tasmanian devil " man those vicious things will jump str8 for your jugular"
@@freethinker9153 I'm telling you man those little monsters eat animals from the inside out, I dont want my wife near that thing
@@FakeSugarVillain theyre adorable little killers though they are pissed off constantly for no reason and crush bones but theyre are not jumping up for the kill they just hot tempered tiny pitbulls
Javelinas is alright but I prefer discus.
Track and field humor...well played
Alright fuck right off.
Jo Po discus fish are actually super dope though
Like angelfish but circlier
Ayyyyyyy
Wild dogs are brutal when it comes to meal time. As for yotes specifically, they're extremely smart and extremely skiddish in regard to people, but watch them get a calf alone in a field and they're vicious monsters.
I have a personal story about my first encounter with a javelina. I had recently moved to Fort Huachuca, Arizona (close by Bisbee, AZ) when I was in 5th grade. I remember it was my first week at my new house playing catch with my brother outside the yard, It was in the evening time and out of nowhere a random javelina came running between the middle of us and we both ran in separate directions. Plus they’re the worse around Halloween time because they eat the pumpkins outside the house and knock down the trash can to eat trash!
The commentary lol
"Ew, Eww, Ewwwwww! Look at them!" XD
Javelinas we're created by the government they cross bread pigs and giant rats and feed them all dmt now we have javelinas
Bradley Hollon you serious 😂
Oh god
Hahahahahaha too funny. Exactly what I was about to write. Luckily I saw your comment first.
Some good research there, thanks!
You are a.conspiracy theorist! They gave it Crack. It was the best low key way to get rid of Crackhouses. A broken down house, blood splats and missing people.
"Youd be better off being a javelina" best start to a video ever xD
I have tried them grilled in Tucson and it was damn good to be honest.
I worked in Douglas, AZ for about 7 years. My route to work took me through Bisbee daily. It’s a shitty, artsy farsty, little town known for its mile deep mine hole. Javelinas, rattle snakes, bob cats, and abandoned mines all over the place in the desert. There were many times that I ran across mine shafts hidden by brush that were practically vertical and full of water after a long drop.
That was a pretty good “Run” voice Joe lmao 🔥
I literally read this at the precise moment he said run. Whoa
I love how Tom's answer to whether or not a Javelina has eaten a baby was "oh they've definitely eaten babies, someone's eating a baby right now". Lmfao
“What’s a pig?”
Made me lose my bong rip
BladeShards Tom was genuinely funny in this episode.
Bet
Ooooohhh ur hard
Puff puff pass ... Lol
That first 20 sec had me rollin’. I started it over 4 times 😂
Ah shit. I had to comment on my own shit, because the last 20 seconds were just as funny.
I’m going to bed
LMAO- funny
In my college campus in south Texas, javelinas would share the space with us. It'd be common to have one of them 5 ft away from you eating the acorns on the grass. They're not aggressive if they grow amongst people.
TAMUK?
@@tylerwilliams7948 Very close. TAMIU.
When I was in Texas we used to just shoot them. They will gang up on a dog and kill it. They are mean when wild. The ones you see are acclimated. Do not let that give you false sense of security. They are mean.
Javalinas are not as bad as you make them out to be, they are more terrified of humans unless they are cornered. They have poor eyesight but a keen sense of smell and hearing. I've accidentally came upon a pack of javalinas while riding my bike on a paved trail, it freaked me out as well as they were, and scattered like cockroaches....I didn't stopped but rode as fast as I could....and they stink too
Explain the video of them in that person’s driveway and garage
Truth doesn’t make as good of story.
My parents lived in Prescott AZ up north in the mountains in a hilly subdivision. We used to sit on their deck and watch a small family walk down the driveway to the “washout” where the rain would drain during monsoons.
2:57 The word you’re looking for is “pervasive”. haha, too funny.
Growing up in Tucson Arizona I used to walk my rottweiler around the neighborhood as a kid, and I always noticed javelinas following me, thank Christ nothing happened because I never questioned it.
Like the alien told Captain Kirk on Star Trek---"We can control a federation as easily as we can control you!" Same with javelinas/peccaries and ROCK weilers. A big aggressive strong jawed Rott would be razored to ribbons.
When I was Uber driving in Scottsdale, just the other day, a freakin javelina crossed the street and went into somebody's yard. It was so random!
I told the passener in the back seat, "hey look a Javelina!" Then, in my head I was like, shit, is that what they're called? I had never ran into one of those things before and didn't wanna look like a jackass by calling it the wrong kind of animal.
It was cool though, it helped make the otherwise quiet ride a little less awkward. Thank you, freakin random javelina, wherever you are.
Javalina are common in some areas of Scottsdale.
Shit even here in Mesa, at the golf course i used to work at I'd see atleast 10-15 every day. They were everywhere always stickin together. They lived in the damn sewer!
They're all over in Texas too. I've had a couple run ins with'em.
Chased up a tree by one and barely out ran one because the fence was about 2-3 feet away, fkd myself up cause the fence was also barbed wired.
@@PMurray2694 Damn, at PV mall too? They're all over apparently.
Didnt know they are seen in scottsdale im in prewcott ive seen em in woods on roads and even downtown never in phx let alone in scotsdale
This video is platinum Joe!!! Lol cant stop laughing!!!
I live outside Tucson AZ, and I've seen Javelinas more times than I can count. When they charge, they can do so at speeds of 35mph, they can weigh as much as pounds, so you can imagine the kind of damage it could do when it gores you, luckily, they usually occupy the same space of around a square mile for the entirety of their lives. Watch where you step.
So I lived at Fort Huachuca when I was in the Army for 4 years. These little pigs are fucked. I had to fuck one up with a baseball bat because it was trying to kill my dog.
Since they can't see 5 feet, they don't charge anything. They are usually trying to run away. Unless they get cornered or babies are close, they aren't aggressive at all. I've hunted them for 30+ years. Not once have they ever acted aggressive.
@@tylerm9644 You should see the feral hogs we got in Mississippi.
Those bastards are fucking big.
Tucson gang u either in green valley marana or 3 points
@@muskie66ottis My friends had one charge them when they were hiking and luckily it ran off after getting hit with a hiking stick, another guy I know has a friend who was riding his horse and a javelina ran under the horse and tore it so bad it's intestines spilled out. So they can be quite vicious.
"If ya want a friend, feed any animal"
-Perry Farrell
Great start to my evening with the beginning of this video
Just watched the video “Calling Javelinas” and Joe wasn’t lying!
2:18 lol cats often do the same. I'll sometimes call one over by making a kinda squeaky sound like that.
“What’s a pig?” Lmfao
7:00 "We should just say inside..."
Be careful of what you wish for, buddy.
My cat started going a little crazy when Joe was making those animal noises
The "pack" of Javelinas has kind of a badass name: "a squadron."
Interesting! I just found out my 3 pet rats are a " mischief".
Joe “2:17” Rogan
I was searching for this xD
😂
Please make a 10hr loop
This one made me lol
“There’s probably one eating a baby right now” hahahahha
Well a learned something new today.
Thank you uncle Joe
2:33 had me dying lmfao me when I hear food
¡Fook fooood! 😂😂🤣😭
I thought the beginning of this video was my parents giving me a call
:(
This is so cool cuz I looked up the video and watched it after he said the title, and it just so happened to have synced up with what they were describing... 😎
That was one of the best starts to any video.
they are not that aggressive unless you surprise or corner them...they can't see very well. The little ones are pretty cute actually. They are almost always in packs. They don't seem that afraid of humans, they would walk right by our low outer wall for our yard while we were sitting in chairs like 10 feet away and seemingly did not care we were there. I used to see them all the time when I lived in Tucson and Scottsdale, they are extremely common. There is a hunting seasons for them, and people hunt them and they supposedly taste good, like pork.
They can fuck you up though. Sometimes joggers trip over them jogging at twilight or dark because the joggers don't see them in the low light and the Javilina have poor vision. In that case they may attack thinking you attacked them first, and they could possibly hurt you. They eat cactus, so obviously their mouths are tough.
I suppose they might attack a dog, but unless cornered most dogs could get away. In arizona dogs are in much more danger from Owls and Eagles and Coyotes and Bobcats and mountain lions than Javelina.
Bro where tf did you live in scottsdale and tuscon??? Those are fucking legit cities, not open areas like forests??
Man I hate Arizona
@@BioHazGuy Tucson is a really weird city. It's basically a sprawling expanse of tan 1-story buildings with large chunks of raw desert all around and within. You get wildlife all over. Hell, my sister lives in Tempe and gets coyotes around her house all the time
Saw a mom and dad javelina with a baby one so adorable but it was downtown and this guy started messing with thrm trying to get their attention i was like you shouldnt do that lol
@@Some.Donkus.
I live on an *island* on the east coast, and I've seen coyotes in my yard more than once, a few yards away
Opening is low key hilarious
Lol the squirrels are so sweet in Yosemite too, they will come up you in groups and let you pet them and even climb on you.
Watch out dude those little animals can carry all kind of diseases
I have them in my yard right now in Prescott, they were fighting outside my bedroom window, they were huge. My dad lived in New River AZ, they tore both my dads dogs up, but they both lived after lots of stitches.
There’s a lot of javelinas to hunt in south Texas. Outside of Corpus Christi and Kingsville especially.
Definitely, alot of boar too, alot of people get them confused with boar which gives them the reputation of boar which isnt accurate, even the picture of the kingsville mascot looks more like a boar
Alot of coyote packs too, but these are smart and do their best to avoid humans but when you live outside the city you hear them late at night all around, near water sources and far out in the brush you find small mountain lions, me and my girl saw 2 near corpus christi lake a year ago, they are extremely rare, but deer and packs of boar are in abundance
There is mountain lion around Choke Canyon, I seen one on foot. While it was stalking a group of deer. I've also seen 2 more in Jim Wells and Duval county.
There was a pack of 13 javelins at a oil facility worked in Jim Wells. They would crawl under the fence every few nights. They're really not that bad if you leave them alone.
Why does my brain keep telling me Jim Gaffigan is a guest every time dudes not on camera...
Tom's reactions are hilarious.
Javelinas are Herbivorous and respond to that sound because they think one of their clan is under attack. They are very defensive and territorial and that's the drive behind their aggressiveness. Fun and challenging bow hunt!!
10:37 Joe's Batman voice on point.
They run in because the sound of the wounded animal mimics the sound of a wounded Javalina ... they are very protective
“Rodents Of Unusual Size.”
“Thank you, Wesley.”
“As you wish.”
“What’s a pig?”
You know that caught Joe off guard.
I'm here for any potential Joe Rogan/animal memes
@121bham Oh yes thanks for the stamps, prime material here
8:22 hahah Tom definitely leaves food out for coyotes.
Feeding or baiting?
You've lost your soul reaper badge human
Crazy i always laugh my head off watching joes pod casts with tom 👍👍 almost as good as his eddie bravo pod casts hahaha Almost being operative word 🤣🤣
Can anyone else remember the rat monsters from 'The Princess Bride' they were called the Rodents of Unusual Size or something. These things literally look like a real life version of those... Inconceivable!
Dude, stop saying eeewwwwww
Can we all have a moment of silence for the fact that Joe has never taken his family camping...😔
Poor kids...
That intro tho
*Cries*
They're only aggressive in certain situations. They're by and large timid and wonder around under mesquite trees eating the misquite beanpods that litter the ground underneath. There are hundreds of them out at night in black canyon Arizona and I've never had a problem with them, just be loud and let them know you're coming before you're close, when they get surprised, or cornered they become unpredictable.
Dirk Plankchest So when I hear them in the pitch black darkness I should just be loud and show them I mean business, I’m the alpha male, I’m on top? Got it! Okay guys wish me luck this weekend when I go camping with my Pomeranian 👍🐩🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
This clip reminds me of the bear video they reacted to a while back
When Joe Rogans podcast turns into ASMR (wounded animal sounds)
"Coyotes gang up"
No one:
Me: Starts break dancing
That werewolf impersonation lmao chills
"That's crazy but have you ever fought a javelina in boxers and a Bowie knife"
On DMT
Yes
Animals like that are why Jesus made the AR rifle platform.
Did jesus do that? Weird. Cuz he's been dead for a long time.
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Couldn't have been Jesus - he was a hippy not a Stoner.
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I have read the bible.
@@DennisMoore664 ahahahahahahahaha!
Joes explaining of facts and stories is so next level😂
"What's a pig?"....Lmao.
"Someone's eating a baby right now "
C'mon why yall hating on the javelinas like that..
They are not that dangerous, i live where they are in high numbers they can be pretty chill unless they feel threatened, even then theyll most likely run
@@freethinker9153 Exactly....this is exaggerated BS
@@nathansmith2569 yea people who are not native to where javelinas are tend to mix up their rap sheet with a wild boar..even ppl native who are more indoors ppl tend to mix up their reputation with the infamous wild boar whos reputation is not exaggerated at all ive gone toe to toe with big alphas or large aggressive groups many of times in Texas and have the scars to prove it..i used to use the blue lacy, the pitbulls and a hog knife for quick penetration to heart so they dont suffer
@@freethinker9153 They are pretty big vs racoons and racoons kill small animals all the time.
@@Dante_S550_Turbo i think youve just seen small raccoon. I live next to a lake and wildlife preserve and the raccoons get alot larger, notorious for spreading rabies, they are alot more intelligent and are alot more likely to attack you. the small ones hop on the backs of javelina because they know they can easily share a source of food they find. its pretty common and funny
Yo Joe it's me Antoine from Cincinnati I really wish I can show these videos I know you can't but I really do wish I can show on keep up the good work huge fan
10:48 MAKE THAT MOVIE NOW! I need to see Joe in a werewolf comedy... ASAP!
Pagoda! Where's my Javelina?-Gene Hackman
Lol I remembered that
best movie ever
They need to make a second movie, I call it "Life is a Highway"
First time I’ve ever heard a person outside of Arizona talk about javelinas. I lived in Tucson and moved to Kansas and they think they are chupacabras
First minute is hilarious
Haha, the flies part! I was working on a drill rig on a gold mine in northern Sweden many years ago. It was August so weather was 80+f.
Needed a sh1t so took my spade and a rag in to the forest 100 yards away from the rig. I’d barely got my pants down and backed up against a tree before I had 5 mosquitoes biting my balls. Imagine the thought process that happened in that time (you can’t swat them from there!!).
Spent the next week with swollen and itchy junk while busting 90+ hours as a roughneck.
Some call it character building.
Lmao. As a Canadian may I clarify. If you hit a deer, a white tail, a buck, youd better be in an SUV. And you'd better hit it hard.
They will destroy your car and run away like it was nothing.
God help you if you hit a moose.
Right? People don't usually know that.
so at one point youd want to speed up so it was an instant kill
@@VincentGonzalezVeg if you're driving at a good speed, say 50+, and a deer jumps I'm front of you, really the safest thing to do (as if you have time to do much) is just clench your jaw, close your eyes, and turn your head and wait til it's over, either you'll be there when it's done or u won't lol.
"Yeah human baby"
"After swim shit"...lmfao so true.
“Those fucken things are everywhere”😂😂😂💀
Javelinas...that name sounds funny😂😂
They taste good. We hunted em when I lived outside of San Antonio
"Ewwww" 😂😂😂 I cant!!
A family friend of mine lives where they are. She said when she had jack-o-lanterns out for Halloween, there was a group that fought over them and when she got up in the morning, there was just blood and pumpkin bits everywhere lol
They come in so juiced up, they can gore the hell out of you. They won't necessarily turn the other way if they see you. If they think your call sounds like a baby javelins call, their instinct may tell them to come to defend, and if you aren't up on a rock to prevent the javelins from just brushing past and slicing you up; it can mortally wound a man in seconds
The is a song called "Havelina" by Pixies (which is avtually one of my favorite songs), but they aren't portrayed to be as vicious as this. Idk about Dean Martin, though..
It's because they aren't vicious. Joe is lying out of his ass. Javelinas are herbivores/opportunistic scavengers, not pack-hunting predators. They aren't aggressive unless back into a corner and pretty docile. A lot of his comments are him attaching traits of wild boar/hogs onto them.
Havalina...ha-va-Lee-eeh-na
Ya pixies dude
I was chased by a javelina in Arizona tonight and looked this up
Up to a great start
The are my school mascot lol Texas A&M Kingsville
Between brownsville and corpus christi here, i had a girlfriend in Kville 2 years back
@@freethinker9153 yep
Javelinas ain't having it.
Was completely prepared for a conversation on javelins
I always end up watching Joe Rogan when I get stoned