People that think the manager can change everything.

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  • čas přidán 14. 07. 2018
  • People that think a manager can change reality itself
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  • @Fl0yd-
    @Fl0yd- Před 4 lety +11183

    “Hi welcome to store store”
    The accuracy is on point.

    • @Joe-pi9bx
      @Joe-pi9bx Před 4 lety +258

      *on point point.

    • @crlyfryz8049
      @crlyfryz8049 Před 4 lety +156

      Yeah, uh, I'm returning these. I heard I could get them for cheaper at Mart Mart

    • @radleylessley9459
      @radleylessley9459 Před 4 lety +17

      Deady DeadSh0t omg I love stater staters I get all my groceries there

    • @YamanYaman-rh9hk
      @YamanYaman-rh9hk Před 4 lety +2

      I dont get the store store

    • @mlrd6622
      @mlrd6622 Před 4 lety +4

      Who else looked in the comment section to see if anyone else thought this?!

  • @GSXBS
    @GSXBS Před 4 lety +9898

    3years of working in customer service is a PhD in human psychology.

    • @maou7222
      @maou7222 Před 4 lety +153

      This comment is sooo underrated

    • @sasshil4202
      @sasshil4202 Před 4 lety +28

      Facts 😂😂😅

    • @And89247
      @And89247 Před 4 lety +16

      I swear to god 😂

    • @_ZORRO__
      @_ZORRO__ Před 4 lety +146

      And a lifetime of pent up anger

    • @rizo1044
      @rizo1044 Před 4 lety +6

      no its not

  • @momothebear
    @momothebear Před 2 lety +4299

    As a manager, I most often side with my employees and back their judgment calls (unless they've actually made a mistake). One time, this lady responded to me saying that I'm just saying exactly what my employee had just told her and I said" Well sure. Did you think I spent 17+ hours of my life training this person to give them the wrong information just so they have to call me to give you a fucking favor!?"

    • @gellister
      @gellister Před 2 lety +661

      I had a situation where a customer had come into our fast food restaurant and repeatedly ordered incorrect items to then complain to get the free replacements. My manager listened to my concerns and the next day went out to work line to watch and listen.
      Guy shows up and orders. Manager heard the order as it was ordered and helped make the order personally. When the guy came back to the counter and complained, the manager stepped out and said: "No, I know what you ordered. I listened to the whole thing. You have been doing this repeatedly so we won't remake your order."
      Guy gets indignant argues for a bit and throws out "I am never giving you my business again".
      Manager shot back: "Good, we don't want customers like you coming here anyways."
      Crappy customers leaves in a huff and manager gives us all commendations and free meals to use outside our shift at our discretion.
      I had a lot of respect for that manager. Went on to become a regional manager and employees loved him.

    • @momothebear
      @momothebear Před 2 lety +231

      @@gellister See I had a manager like this who trusted their employees over the client, and as a manager, you learn that your priority is not the client. You take care of your staff, your staff will take care of the clients. And I really wish you can be a manager one day too because I'm sure having lived this experience, you'll be able to apply it to your own professional life. Good luck 😊

    • @gellister
      @gellister Před 2 lety +99

      @@momothebear I am actually a lower level manager, a direct report team lead for about eleven employees. When customers complain, I tell my people to call me in to talk the customer through the problem so they, the employees, can focus on their work (I am the quality assurance person, my people don't need to be suffering customer complaints when that's on me to make sure we are doing things right).
      My employees at least seem fond of me but I really feel like they are my work family and try to treat them as such (always hear their side on issues, give them the benefit of the doubt and give them my trust, throw MYSELF under the bus for the customer if needed and make a commitment to do better to both upper management and the customer - take the blame as it is on me to enable my people to succeed).
      A leader is someone who gets in the trenches with the people they lead because it isn't about perks or promotion, it's about stewardship and helping people build themselves into something better with the time they are spending at a job. I try to train them how to be leads like me so they can fill this role assuming I leave or promote. I will deliberately do base employee assignments myself, personally, to free up time to have them work on team presentations with me so they can get new work skills. I invest because they are wonderful people and I want them to leave better for having worked with me, not worse.
      So thank you for your thoughts. You are right, I try to work like that manager I worked with over a decade ago. I want to be an example of the good that can come from working for something higher than just myself and my wants. Leading is a privilege, not a right and I want to live up to what it means to be a leader, not just merely a manager. I will take your wish of good luck as a reminder to always be mindful of this and continue devoting my efforts to helping those in my reach. Thanks. Best of luck to you too! :)

    • @todayyouheal
      @todayyouheal Před rokem +12

      Sure pal

    • @NoSignofSanity
      @NoSignofSanity Před rokem +8

      Are you hiring?

  • @themoleman6806
    @themoleman6806 Před 2 lety +890

    The only thing that could have made it better is if it ended with:
    “I wanna speak to God!”
    “You about to.”

    • @markm0000
      @markm0000 Před rokem +45

      What would make it even better is after he gets knocked out he comes back and tries to speak to someone above God lol.

    • @pumpkin_pants3828
      @pumpkin_pants3828 Před rokem +28

      ​@@markm0000 let me speak to the Great Being of the Void

    • @rudrodeepchatterjee
      @rudrodeepchatterjee Před 11 měsíci +4

      ​@@pumpkin_pants3828 God- Ok. *kills him*

    • @BOB041
      @BOB041 Před 9 měsíci +14

      he ain’t gonna see god where he’s going

    • @ashupashu5559
      @ashupashu5559 Před 2 měsíci +1

      made yor comment 667 likes cuz talking about god and having 666 likes is cursed

  • @V01Tx
    @V01Tx Před 3 lety +13758

    "I want to speak to God"
    District Manager- Oh you will

    • @aiire504
      @aiire504 Před 3 lety +311

      LMAO

    • @Silver_Red4248
      @Silver_Red4248 Před 3 lety +202

      They finna die

    • @polishcow4327
      @polishcow4327 Před 3 lety +61

      i loled at this

    • @niceguy1189
      @niceguy1189 Před 3 lety +328

      God: "Do you have a receipt?

    • @vinh21981
      @vinh21981 Před 3 lety +172

      No you'll speak to Satan.
      Satan- Do you have a credit card or receipt?
      Karen- **** *** * *** ** *****************

  • @TheDragonRuler-
    @TheDragonRuler- Před 5 lety +14498

    EVERY SINGLE TIME.
    *We can't do that sir*
    LEMME SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!
    Manager tells them the EXACT same thing.

    • @voileombrage3440
      @voileombrage3440 Před 5 lety +195

      Shadow Reaper, happens mostly every single day with me and other coworkers at my work.

    • @TheDragonRuler-
      @TheDragonRuler- Před 5 lety +252

      @@voileombrage3440 Managers are magical beings that can change everything 😂😂😂

    • @Lilitha11
      @Lilitha11 Před 5 lety +153

      Managers can some times do something, but usually the person you are talking to will know if it is possible. In which case they may even offer to get the manager for you before you ask.

    • @christophermatos35
      @christophermatos35 Před 5 lety +179

      @@voileombrage3440 it is ridiculous how they course at you, ask for the manager, then the manager tells them that they can't have a refund without a receipt, but they are cool.
      Customers logic:
      if an employee tells them they can't have something = rage
      If the manager tells them the same thing = cool

    • @chasfarthing244
      @chasfarthing244 Před 5 lety +27

      Gimme the district manager!

  • @blockmasterscott
    @blockmasterscott Před 2 lety +2233

    OH MY GOD. I worked in retail for years, and I can tell you from experience, that this video is 100% TRUE! Dumb customers demanding to see the manager come in all skin colors, young and old, and both genders. If there was ever a case of true equality, it's stupid customers.

    • @JensMorrison
      @JensMorrison Před rokem +65

      Here, here. Well said.

    • @Lexiunicorn04
      @Lexiunicorn04 Před rokem +113

      Their stupidity unites them all

    • @josephbrennan370
      @josephbrennan370 Před rokem +13

      Amen

    • @m16dude967
      @m16dude967 Před rokem +11

      Ah, right to refuse service intensifies. The store manager would just kick them out and that is that. If they want to call corporate, we'll just hand them their number. Normally, they won't even go that far because they know they already lost.

    • @nomadaa5984
      @nomadaa5984 Před rokem +33

      Good I’m glad you said both genders because that’s all there is.

  • @lunalovegood5477
    @lunalovegood5477 Před rokem +592

    Caleb: Do you know how hard it will be to get the President on the phone right now?
    Also Caleb: it’s super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

  • @SPACEHARICE
    @SPACEHARICE Před 4 lety +26682

    This ain't even a joke people really behave like this

    • @nekocat4293
      @nekocat4293 Před 4 lety +893

      i mean its a joke BECAUSE people behave like this lmao

    • @WubbyPunch
      @WubbyPunch Před 4 lety +626

      This ones for the people that never worked retail. This shit is real out here

    • @winning77th
      @winning77th Před 4 lety +51

      Bs cash is king, everyone doesn’t have fancy credit cards lol

    • @ZealousPumpkinTV
      @ZealousPumpkinTV Před 4 lety +196

      After he speaks to the UN, he be like : I WANNA TALK TO GOD lol

    • @caorgi
      @caorgi Před 4 lety +340

      What's worse is when the manager above you GIVES THE CUSTOMER WHAT THEY'RE DEMANDING and you look like the asshole

  • @predatorkingx4039
    @predatorkingx4039 Před 3 lety +8672

    “Do you have a receipt?”
    A Karen’s only weakness.

  • @fierybookworm
    @fierybookworm Před rokem +203

    My favorites are always the "are you accusing me of stealing?" when you have to tell them that without proof of purchase, you can't grant a refund. I always wish I could say "well with that attitude I'm starting to think so!" 🤣

  • @saadiarsalan1155
    @saadiarsalan1155 Před 2 lety +431

    "hello"
    "hi, is this the president?"
    "wait, how did you get my number"
    this part killed me🤣

  • @izzyb6099
    @izzyb6099 Před 5 lety +5264

    “Hi welcome to Store Store”
    *Seems legit*

    • @Stephanie-sp7bb
      @Stephanie-sp7bb Před 4 lety +14

      😂😂😂

    • @godhimself9468
      @godhimself9468 Před 4 lety +8

      300th like

    • @Geobeetle
      @Geobeetle Před 4 lety +60

      The store where you buy stores

    • @numbblackpicture
      @numbblackpicture Před 4 lety +15

      @@Geobeetle hi there, let me get the uhm.. wallmart. Make it two, and I want some target on the side aswell.. Aaand are the radioshaks still available?

    • @drretcon7315
      @drretcon7315 Před 4 lety +8

      No wonder they calling the president

  • @pectoralis1565
    @pectoralis1565 Před 3 lety +3950

    Only in a shop called "StoreStore" can you talk to the president of the United States. 😂😂

    • @workonline9942
      @workonline9942 Před 3 lety +30

      I'm sorry man but we're going to have to cut off your likes. That 100 just fits.

    • @pectoralis1565
      @pectoralis1565 Před 3 lety +39

      @@workonline9942 No please. Give me more. It's my time to shine. Let me have themmmmm.

    • @taylorbrown7426
      @taylorbrown7426 Před 3 lety +10

      seems that here at the like factory we are a bit behind schedule and short-staffed. the like production is still going but its slow and might take a few weeks to get more staff to produce likes.

    • @typparn
      @typparn Před 3 lety +4

      You can prolly spot him at McDonalds tho

    • @karpen3054
      @karpen3054 Před 3 lety +3

      that store owner is too OP

  • @Smol_Eri
    @Smol_Eri Před 2 lety +111

    As someone who was a cashier and moved into management, retail will do permanent damage to your psyche, I genuinely find it hard to adapt to other jobs now and struggle in non chaotic organized team environments. To all you warriors on the front line of retail, I respect you, I love you, and you will have better days

    • @Naokarma
      @Naokarma Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@metalsign7015 There are different brands of chaos. Front-end retail is the worst when it comes to having faith in humanity.

  • @neonfroot
    @neonfroot Před 11 měsíci +14

    This is why adults should disciplined like kids.
    Maturity is not automatic with age, especially nowadays.

  • @Meadiocracy
    @Meadiocracy Před 5 lety +11842

    Y'know I love when people ask to speak with the supervisor when I am the supervisor.

    • @Midnightangel124
      @Midnightangel124 Před 5 lety +735

      Same here. I love that shit.

    • @destinywilson7606
      @destinywilson7606 Před 5 lety +1747

      You should pretend to walk into another room then walk out and reintroduce yourself 😆 as a supervisor
      Then I realize this sounds much more comical in my imagination than reality

    • @Meadiocracy
      @Meadiocracy Před 5 lety +487

      @@destinywilson7606 My God that's genius!

    • @Meadiocracy
      @Meadiocracy Před 5 lety +320

      @Aaron DeHaemer I'm already wearing a suit and all so the voice will have to do.

    • @muimina8875
      @muimina8875 Před 5 lety +46

      Fucking same

  • @orion_starchaser
    @orion_starchaser Před 4 lety +7214

    Customer: "I wanna talk to GOD!!"
    Manager: *That can be arranged*

    • @oliviacobb557
      @oliviacobb557 Před 4 lety +78

      Mega OoF

    • @nathanwaltrip7220
      @nathanwaltrip7220 Před 4 lety +380

      Thou needith thy receipt.

    • @ItsMe-ce6ug
      @ItsMe-ce6ug Před 4 lety +109

      Shut up! SHUT UP! *LeT mE SpEaK tO gOd!*

    • @Doggowithasubmarine
      @Doggowithasubmarine Před 4 lety +137

      Nisa Nur Eroglu "Well my son/daughter, it sounds like all you need is a card or a recip-"
      _AAAAARRRGGHGGHGGGG_

    • @ItsMe-ce6ug
      @ItsMe-ce6ug Před 4 lety +19

      Gaincarlo Serrato Then let me speak to!!...Ok I got nothing you win 😒

  • @Zantonny
    @Zantonny Před 2 lety +55

    Tip for when elevating to higher positions during complaints:
    The ones that deal with customers have rules to stick too on how they talk to you and what they can do for you, and their job relies on treating you well.
    If you elevate to a roll that doesn't deal with customers normally, they're going to be annoyed at you and are more likely to just end your time being a customer with them, than they are to help you.
    I've seen bank accounts get closed due to someone elevating stuff up to positions that haven't got time for BS.

    • @ssuccessor5674
      @ssuccessor5674 Před 2 lety +1

      Thanks, Jesus!

    • @Zantonny
      @Zantonny Před 2 lety

      @@ssuccessor5674 It works with religion too. Pray to Jesus, he handles customer service. He'll die for your sins. But you elevate to God? God'll just genocide your whole city to cleanse the sin. Ya aint want to go to God.

    • @kingp260
      @kingp260 Před 11 měsíci +2

      This, I work in a restaurant and whenever people ask to see our General Manager, things never go their way. He’s a very profit focused guy, customer complaints don’t interest him.

  • @jacobadams9876
    @jacobadams9876 Před rokem +12

    *"I WANT TO SPEAK TO GOD!!!"*

    • @MysticEle
      @MysticEle Před 6 měsíci +1

      "Oh no worries, I'm about to send you *right* to him."

  • @saddogofwisdom8103
    @saddogofwisdom8103 Před 4 lety +7768

    “Hi, welcome to Store Store.”
    11/10 name.

  • @kikyocrazy
    @kikyocrazy Před 4 lety +8667

    as a manager, i can confirm that we have the UN's phone number on speed dial

  • @amematoi
    @amematoi Před 10 měsíci +4

    I find it funny that of all people who would snap here, it wasn’t the sales associate but the district manager.

  • @caitlinomalley80
    @caitlinomalley80 Před 2 lety +27

    I remember the first unruly customer I had to deal with back in 2005, was working electronics at a walmart, got called up to the service desk for a return. This lady wanted to return a playstation 2, she had a receipt, but then when I went to scan the barcode on the system itself, it didn't match up with the serial number that was printed on the receipt, and I told her we couldn't return it. She lost her shit, but I told her that was company policy. Tried getting a manager, who told her the exact same thing. Honestly I knew immediately that it wouldn't work anyways, because the box and receipt was for a slim ps2, that she clearly bought earlier that day at a different walmart, and then stuffed one of the much older fat ps2s into. Tbh, the box was bulging because it didn't fit right, and I had to pull it out just to scan the barcode, I saw the console was rather beat up and clearly well used.
    So, don't try to pull a fast one.

    • @michaelcullum7284
      @michaelcullum7284 Před rokem +4

      I had people try to do this at Home Depot with power drills. The "I just bought this today!" gets old really fast when they all look like they were bought in the 80's and scavenged from a landfill. Lol

  • @matrixphijr
    @matrixphijr Před 4 lety +12343

    “Get me the President!”
    “Do you know how hard that would be?”
    ...
    “Jacob, get the President on the phone.”

  • @lilyy7318
    @lilyy7318 Před 5 lety +16540

    “I paid money for these!”
    Yes you did. That is what buying something is. God, I hate retail.

    • @donutlover772
      @donutlover772 Před 5 lety +328

      WhAtS A MonEy?!?!?!?!?

    • @KittyRubz
      @KittyRubz Před 5 lety +127

      Dafuq even is money

    • @adrian.c3447
      @adrian.c3447 Před 5 lety +78

      Wait yall know smt about "money" wth is that

    • @LilFrg
      @LilFrg Před 5 lety +91

      Lmao maybe he stole them and that’s why he doesn’t have the receipt :0?!

    • @AnimeGirl-rt2qi
      @AnimeGirl-rt2qi Před 5 lety +5

      Same but I have to work there it's my first job and it sucks

  • @unknown634VODS
    @unknown634VODS Před rokem +3

    It hits worse when the manager says the same exact thing and then the person fully understands because someone higher than me said it.

  • @walinton
    @walinton Před 2 lety +12

    "District manager is very busy right now."
    That's a lie and you know it, we all know it😆

  • @sloppymelon445
    @sloppymelon445 Před 3 lety +15027

    “Do you know how difficult it will be to contact the president”
    *calls him in 5 seconds*

    • @sloppymelon445
      @sloppymelon445 Před 3 lety +161

      My bad didn’t look through all of em

    • @eitgt7463
      @eitgt7463 Před 3 lety +40

      Yagurt Melon ok now that u realised u stole a comment why not change it?

    • @eitgt7463
      @eitgt7463 Před 3 lety +18

      Are u not going to owe up to ur mistake?

    • @kaltsit4539
      @kaltsit4539 Před 3 lety +285

      Y'all can chill it's just a comment, who cares if it's a copy if u do then gtfo don't be a bitch, besides It's not like the top comment invented the word smh

    • @simple__sigma3287
      @simple__sigma3287 Před 3 lety +117

      I like how people say "stolen comment", but don't realize when they say that they are stealing a reply.

  • @BK-mk3vi
    @BK-mk3vi Před 4 lety +57097

    A moment of silence for everyone working in retail, it’s a brutal industry.

  • @awesomemango
    @awesomemango Před 6 měsíci +4

    "Do you know how difficult it would be to contact the president right now?"
    *Contacts him instantly with no issue*

  • @redemption2279
    @redemption2279 Před 7 měsíci +4

    "Put GOD on the phone right now!"

  • @vision4860
    @vision4860 Před 5 lety +61611

    100% accurate.
    This isn't even a skit, it's just truth.

    • @fernandorivera4719
      @fernandorivera4719 Před 5 lety +2110

      "I paid money for these!"
      Prove it.

    • @stephanierobinson731
      @stephanierobinson731 Před 5 lety +1196

      This was me last week. The guy said " you're just going to make this difficult aren't you?". I said "no sir, I'm not making anything difficult, I would have to see a receipt, or else I wouldn't be able to return them" lmao

    • @AbstractVader
      @AbstractVader Před 5 lety +885

      Nah if this was real life the manager would have just given them the refund and made you look like an asshole

    • @craigsayshello8239
      @craigsayshello8239 Před 5 lety +281

      Marcus Jordan facts but your just following protocol

    • @MidniteJ
      @MidniteJ Před 5 lety +23

      Sai Prime I’m your 2k like :D

  • @vaffel1355
    @vaffel1355 Před 3 lety +12225

    Respect for Jacob getting the PRESIDENT on the phone

    • @HeenaPatel253
      @HeenaPatel253 Před 3 lety +27

      Vaffel 1 lol

    • @AtomicOwl
      @AtomicOwl Před 3 lety +110

      Jacob prob was hacking

    • @trixATT
      @trixATT Před 3 lety +150

      how did you get my number?

    • @TheUnlikelyKing
      @TheUnlikelyKing Před 3 lety +78

      I really wanted to see him wear a Trump wig, but that also works 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dr.vegapunkPhD
      @dr.vegapunkPhD Před 3 lety +60

      Jacob is employee of the month every month

  • @toowingless9473
    @toowingless9473 Před 10 měsíci +4

    The ability to refuse service is a wonderful thing

  • @Parkster1812
    @Parkster1812 Před 8 měsíci +2

    I work in a call center on an AIR FORCE base, and the number of times I get calls complaining about our jets being too loud while they are taking off or flying over head is ridiculous

  • @Xweetibird
    @Xweetibird Před 5 lety +4715

    GET ME
    *T H E H O K A G E*

    • @KianaK0423
      @KianaK0423 Před 5 lety +210

      Caleb: I want to return these headphones.
      Naruto: Sounds like you need a receipt.
      Caleb: AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!

    • @KianaK0423
      @KianaK0423 Před 5 lety +204

      Customer: Get .....Get me the Sage of Six Paths!!
      Naruto: He's dead! He can't talk to you....I mean he's in limbo I could go get him.
      Customer: Get him right now!!
      Naruto: Alright! *_Gets the Sage Of Six Paths_*
      Hagoromo: What do you require?
      Customer: I want to return these headphones.
      Hagoromo: Do you have a receipt?
      Customer: *_Unholy anguished screaming_*

    • @Gaming_Lafda
      @Gaming_Lafda Před 5 lety +16

      @@KianaK0423lol 😂😂😂

    • @thebluepineapplephoenix101
      @thebluepineapplephoenix101 Před 4 lety +3

      😎

    • @djinn1235
      @djinn1235 Před 4 lety +14

      This deserves way more likes

  • @Jake123557
    @Jake123557 Před 3 lety +31018

    Jokes aside though, that's some seriously good customer service

    • @vxson902
      @vxson902 Před 3 lety +2174

      Ikr they literally got the president on the phone

    • @yurrr7449
      @yurrr7449 Před 3 lety +203

      Fr

    • @ghre8390
      @ghre8390 Před 3 lety +903

      Every Karen's dream and nightmare

    • @boom8474
      @boom8474 Před 3 lety +244

      I woulda stopped before the manager

    • @boom8474
      @boom8474 Před 3 lety +32

      Benjamin Redmond it might be right now..

  • @memenatsuki2577
    @memenatsuki2577 Před 9 měsíci +3

    When a customer asked my bro for the manager at Mcdonalds he literally went under the counter and popped back up

  • @yuyusenpai7458
    @yuyusenpai7458 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Still gold 5 years later 🤣🤣🤣

  • @fatyoshi9993
    @fatyoshi9993 Před 3 lety +3490

    I was expecting him to be like “I wanna talk to God” at the end.

    • @lordtimmy7450
      @lordtimmy7450 Před 3 lety +34

      same

    • @Jajais4u
      @Jajais4u Před 3 lety +220

      He about to in a minute

    • @mugensgeta1125
      @mugensgeta1125 Před 3 lety +16

      Jajais4u lmaooo 😂

    • @lordtimmy7450
      @lordtimmy7450 Před 3 lety +17

      nah nah hes like i wanna see the angels then hes like i wanna see god then hes like i wanna know who made god now there like ok now i gotta slide

    • @rentedfeelings5986
      @rentedfeelings5986 Před 3 lety +5

      it'd cause arguments n shit

  • @BaltaBueno
    @BaltaBueno Před 5 lety +3301

    Welcome to the *STORE-STORE*

  • @furbyguy
    @furbyguy Před 2 lety +11

    I keep coming back to this one, and I keep laughing. The escalation, and all the line deliveries and expressions are so on point, love it!

  • @drewsgone9215
    @drewsgone9215 Před rokem +7

    I don’t understand how Caleb gets so authenticity fed up with himself..😂

  • @belvedere7731
    @belvedere7731 Před 4 lety +15487

    This isn't a skit, it's just a Karen in her Daily life.

    • @mrnubbones8626
      @mrnubbones8626 Před 4 lety +229

      God once said let there be light but it is now time to embrace the darkness

    • @e2trill760
      @e2trill760 Před 3 lety +97

      Mr Nub Bones nigga what?

    • @eggg338
      @eggg338 Před 3 lety +117

      M8 DADDY you heard him. ITS TIME TO EMBRACE THE DARKNESS

    • @Ahmed-nd6jg
      @Ahmed-nd6jg Před 3 lety +63

      M8 DADDY EMBRACE THE DARKNESS

    • @tuongnguyen4438
      @tuongnguyen4438 Před 3 lety +55

      M8 DADDY EMBRACE THE DARKNESS

  • @romanogold82
    @romanogold82 Před 4 lety +4965

    That's gotta be the most connected retail district manager in the country. You see how fast he got the US President on the phone?

    • @nathanseper8738
      @nathanseper8738 Před 4 lety +165

      Well, if the manager could be brought to the register, then SURELY the President can be called...according to the logic of customers like the Headphones Guy.

    • @calamitysangfroid2407
      @calamitysangfroid2407 Před 4 lety +13

      he got jacob to do it

    • @alialhasson1484
      @alialhasson1484 Před 4 lety +45

      Wait are you telling me your manager doesn’t have the presidents phone number?
      Trust me they do you just gotta ask

    • @MariE-bz2eq
      @MariE-bz2eq Před 4 lety +8

      I worked at Lehman Brothers with President Bush's cousin and he wasn't even able to get in contact with him.

    • @pjbreezy
      @pjbreezy Před 4 lety +2

      Chicken nugget 24/7
      GET OUUUUUTTTT

  • @northwestkidmarc
    @northwestkidmarc Před 7 měsíci +3

    This facts tho fr the stress is real this man amazing 😂😂😂😂😂💯😮‍💨

  • @girurerumu
    @girurerumu Před 2 lety +18

    A lil tip that might work for both sides: in some businesses, if you contact customer support through email, are able to provide enough information to prove that it was indeed you who made the purchase (last 4 digits of credit/debit card, name and eventually the rough time/day of purchase) they can reprint the receipt.
    It’s good to know this as both customer and worker, although I’d advise some caution in suggesting this to clients. Some store managers are unaware of this so you could inquire directly at your own customer support.

    • @eIucidate
      @eIucidate Před rokem +3

      This is exactly why they kept asking him if he has the card he used to buy the headphones. They could have done it with the card and no receipt.

    • @ek6352
      @ek6352 Před rokem

      @@eIucidate he said he paid with cash watch the vid bruh

    • @eIucidate
      @eIucidate Před rokem +2

      @@ek6352 I know, all I'm saying is that the fact that you can trace the purchase back with card is mentioned in the video.
      In this case they couldn't do that because he paid with cash.

  • @Ra-oi2hl
    @Ra-oi2hl Před 4 lety +2589

    For anyone who’s never worked in retail... people like this really exist and it’s not even line a once in a blue moon thing, it’s like a relatively regular thing

  • @JazzLittle.YtVlogs
    @JazzLittle.YtVlogs Před 3 lety +14027

    “i want to speak to god“
    District manager: “you about to!”

  • @badmonkey91
    @badmonkey91 Před 2 lety +10

    I worked for a smaller single owner business. If any customers got even a little out of line, we were encouraged to ban them from the store and to kick them out. Plenty of bans were handed out x') It creates a totally different environment when a business has boundaries.

  • @tipdub
    @tipdub Před 11 měsíci +4

    he should've slid him several levels of supervisors ago, lol

  • @FeroxHades
    @FeroxHades Před 5 lety +4035

    President: "I dont know what you talking about but sounds like all you need is a receipt"
    *SPAMS THE HANG UP BUTTON*

    • @nathanseper8738
      @nathanseper8738 Před 4 lety +43

      That has got to be the most wasted phone call ever. If you were gonna ask the President something, it wouldn't be to take care of a meaningless task.

    • @alialhasson1484
      @alialhasson1484 Před 4 lety +39

      Nathan Seper you never called the president to help you look for your phone?

    • @nathanseper8738
      @nathanseper8738 Před 4 lety +8

      I called the Supreme Court! @@alialhasson1484

    • @alialhasson1484
      @alialhasson1484 Před 4 lety +6

      Nathan Seper ya I heard they’re useful too

    • @nathanseper8738
      @nathanseper8738 Před 4 lety +3

      No. Brett Kavanaugh told me ,"I just needed a receipt."@@alialhasson1484

  • @Kaurdi
    @Kaurdi Před 4 lety +17844

    "Get me the president"
    "Do you know how hard that would be?"
    **gets the president on the phone in 2 seconds**

  • @accelerator5195
    @accelerator5195 Před rokem +7

    "store store" god damn he's mastered the art of unintentional comedy

  • @nmccarthy916
    @nmccarthy916 Před 2 lety +5

    "Why can't I... just... return em?" Lmao

  • @AzzyRiah
    @AzzyRiah Před 4 lety +2554

    "LET ME SPEAK TO THE PRESIDENT-"
    *_"GET OUUUUUUUTTTTT, GET OUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT"_*

  • @JovanLemon
    @JovanLemon Před 5 lety +39225

    2 hours later:
    *LET ME SPEAK TO GOD*

    • @jimmylu9208
      @jimmylu9208 Před 5 lety +1852

      I’m just glad that this comment didn’t turn into the war field the other comment turned into that mentioned God.

    • @Skibidi_Rex
      @Skibidi_Rex Před 5 lety +294

      Lmao

    • @HIPEOPLE1887
      @HIPEOPLE1887 Před 5 lety +1239

      LemonGamer Manager: “that can be arranged”

    • @shannalese
      @shannalese Před 5 lety +2420

      God: looks like all you need is a receipt.

    • @ttslays_all_day4186
      @ttslays_all_day4186 Před 5 lety +234

      I was waiting on that

  • @MarMaxGaming
    @MarMaxGaming Před 2 lety +2

    Every ungrateful piece of crap should definitely be sentenced to working seasonal in retail.
    Black Friday and Christmas season will turn those fools upside down. I was 16 at JCPENNEY… wore a shirt & tie for 7.25 / hour. My god.

  • @rb5078
    @rb5078 Před 2 lety +2

    This is so accurate it’s triggering. Why are people like this?

  • @SansBinky
    @SansBinky Před 4 lety +4460

    I work retail and I had a customer come in trying to return an item. They had the receipt and the card, BUT they had three other things on the receipt which added up to the total they paid when they bought all four items. They had ONE of those items to return yet they wanted the total of all the items, which they didn't bring back. They could not for the life of them get it through their head that if they don't bring back all the items they won't get the full amount back. Just the amount for the ONE item they brought back. How can people be this stupid and have made it this far in life?

    • @Gsyking
      @Gsyking Před 3 lety +419

      Doing this kind of job is what makes me lose my faith in humanity, and why I wouldn’t mind if God one day just came down and said
      “Yeah, you’re getting the same treatment as the dinosaurs”

    • @flavorlessranch8512
      @flavorlessranch8512 Před 3 lety +13

      What is that pfp

    • @Gsyking
      @Gsyking Před 3 lety +57

      @@flavorlessranch8512 if you are asking me. Its a character screaming their heads off

    • @AYouTubeChannelwithNoName
      @AYouTubeChannelwithNoName Před 3 lety +24

      Idiots are everywhere... simple!

    • @Kimera92
      @Kimera92 Před 3 lety +101

      They were not stupid my man, they were trying to scam you...

  • @ragingmonkeycritic
    @ragingmonkeycritic Před 3 lety +7721

    "GET ME THE PRESIDENT!"
    "Of the Company?"
    "No, OF THE UNITED STATES!"

    • @theimpossiblecastillo8158
      @theimpossiblecastillo8158 Před 3 lety +210

      OF AMERICA!

    • @Matthew27567
      @Matthew27567 Před 3 lety +151

      GET ME THE UNITED NATION!!!!

    • @kobies
      @kobies Před 3 lety +43

      When you read it. It seem like a sarcastic response. But when you hear it

    • @ScreenMoth
      @ScreenMoth Před 3 lety +1

      666 likes

    • @spacemortymcoc1610
      @spacemortymcoc1610 Před 3 lety +40

      @hell basically they are sharing they favorite moment of the video, i have a chuckle reading some comments like that after watching the video.

  • @renar3339
    @renar3339 Před rokem +1

    Truly the only story that can make me feel for both sides. What a masterpiece of duality in emotion and expression from both sides.

  • @sloppymelon445
    @sloppymelon445 Před 3 lety +3609

    He’s so good at acting he can even get mad at himself

    • @starchives2365
      @starchives2365 Před 3 lety +51

      Considering that acting is mostly just drawing on your own life experience, he probably just picked one of the times he accidentally said “you too” when a server told him to enjoy his meal

    • @vizdrom
      @vizdrom Před 3 lety +7

      Goddamn how did you get TWO top comments???

    • @amperesim6304
      @amperesim6304 Před 3 lety +1

      @@starchives2365 No that was Lenarr who made the "Thank you, you too" video.

    • @amperesim6304
      @amperesim6304 Před 3 lety +3

      @Baconboy-Roblox & More! Oh look, a butthurt kid comes out of nowhere replying to my one week old comment. How fun.

    • @jacobperreault6844
      @jacobperreault6844 Před 3 lety +3

      Are you not able to get mad at yourself cause I’m able to get mad at me quite often

  • @psychie8625
    @psychie8625 Před 3 lety +13625

    "Hi, welcome to store store."
    I'm already in love.

  • @thenarrator1921
    @thenarrator1921 Před rokem +1

    All too common when I worked in online shopping customer service:
    Package is lost, has been delivered but is seen nowhere. Refund date is passed so the customer is either refunded or have the stuff replaced, and then a voucher of sorts.
    "BUT I WANT MY STUFF NOW!"
    But I've already returned your money/the replacement is on its way
    "I want it NOW!"
    If I could I'd tell them I can't open a rip in space-time to just deliver you your cheap crap

  • @Technosavy-vc7bq
    @Technosavy-vc7bq Před 4 měsíci +2

    I worked in retail for 2 years. If someone talked to me like that after i asked for the receipt I'd just get quiet and say "Sir we cannot refund the purchase if you cannot Provide proof of that purchase. That is store policy" If they complain after that I'd just get security

  • @jagerlee6641
    @jagerlee6641 Před 4 lety +3380

    GOD: Do you have the receipt?
    Customer: *Internal screaming*

  • @squeepy846
    @squeepy846 Před 4 lety +4270

    And then there are some people who straight out lie or change their personality once the manager arrives. SO frustrating.
    Edit: Thanks for the likes bois

    • @Freedom_LoneStar
      @Freedom_LoneStar Před 4 lety +201

      Those are the most hilarious ones!!! I literally smile at them when they behave as such

    • @aoisora1445
      @aoisora1445 Před 4 lety +141

      @@Freedom_LoneStar and then they do not realize it is all on camera

    • @shaly642
      @shaly642 Před 4 lety +11

      FRRR

    • @CrystalRose1111
      @CrystalRose1111 Před 4 lety +6

      Bruh

    • @WadeGoku
      @WadeGoku Před 4 lety +5

      On god

  • @akira_ariga
    @akira_ariga Před 2 lety +5

    I felt that “are you serious right now” so goddamn hard hahahahahaa

  • @Lucylu723
    @Lucylu723 Před 2 lety +2

    The change in camera angles 😭😭😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂👌🏾 what an absolute legend

  • @roy9776
    @roy9776 Před 3 lety +5084

    “I would like to speak to God”
    God: “Do you have a card or a receipt?”

    • @roy9776
      @roy9776 Před 3 lety +34

      Mordecai Israel brooo nicee

    • @jameswolf5513
      @jameswolf5513 Před 3 lety +42

      Roy Morcos customer: I want to talk to the devil !

    • @Antasma1
      @Antasma1 Před 3 lety +23

      I want to speak to a JRPG protagonist!

    • @roy9776
      @roy9776 Před 3 lety +18

      James Wolf but do you have a receipt or card??

    • @dlowistaken
      @dlowistaken Před 3 lety +3

      Mordecai Israel is tthe g

  • @exbladex99
    @exbladex99 Před 4 lety +9120

    Hours later: God responds "thou has the ole' receitph?"

    • @smileforthesun
      @smileforthesun Před 4 lety +371

      US Patriots Unite! Customer : um no
      God : then die

    • @eksine
      @eksine Před 4 lety +100

      Than fuck you God, I need to return these headphones

    • @Yaboiigabe
      @Yaboiigabe Před 4 lety +396

      YOU GET ME THE HOLY SPIRIT

    • @janedupree2327
      @janedupree2327 Před 4 lety +176

      IGHT THEN I WANNA TALK TO JESUS RIGHT NOW

    • @literallygod1229
      @literallygod1229 Před 4 lety +21

      Im crying

  • @Onedio17
    @Onedio17 Před 11 měsíci +2

    For a sec there i though he was gonna say "call god i wanna speak to him" 💀💀

  • @dozywolf9200
    @dozywolf9200 Před 2 lety +1

    Felt this at a spiritual level.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. Před 5 lety +3959

    "Store store"

  • @peblezQ
    @peblezQ Před 5 lety +10858

    The funniest part is this isn't even an exaggeration. I had a customer who said the Prime Minister (Canadian retail worker here) would give him his refund, and we were like, "Not without a receipt, he won't."

  • @JennaColbain
    @JennaColbain Před 2 lety

    Target Guest Service Days Salute Lol! 🤣💯

  • @jackstecker5796
    @jackstecker5796 Před 2 lety +30

    We all laugh, but adult people actually act like this. My theory is, they're thinking, "if I'm enough of a pain in the ass, they won't want to deal with it, and they'll just give me what I want". This is like rewarding a child's tantrum with ice cream.
    Sorry to rant, but this always drove me up the wall.
    Working at a big box hardware store, lady brought in trash bags full of dirt. "When did you buy this ma'am?" Last spring! (She actually had her receipt, which meant she was working a scam)
    "Well according to the tags, they're annuals, ma'am, not perennials". What's the difference?
    "Well, ma'am annuals only live for one year, perennials live for a while." Well it should say that on the tag!
    "It does ma'am, where it says 'annual' on the tag". I want to see a manager!
    She actually got the manager to cave and hand her $600 cash for four bags of dirt. Over plants that would have died naturally anyway.

    • @EB4714
      @EB4714 Před rokem

      Haven't been in quite the same boat, but the management at Swiss Chalet is ridiculous... The managers there just be giving people shit for free whenever they get annoyed or inconvenienced, but yells at lower staff when we do the same... except for this one manager who can't be bothered to be a professional and do her job well, so whenever she finds a customer she deems rude or even mildly impolite she spits in their food or purposely makes them wait forever for it.

  • @andrasfogarasi5014
    @andrasfogarasi5014 Před 4 lety +4221

    Guy: "Why can't I just return them?"
    Cashier: "To avoid return fraud."
    *cue offended guy screaming in disbelief that he's not a criminal*

    • @f1piggy102
      @f1piggy102 Před 4 lety +12

      Maintenance Renegade also prevents counterfeit bills

    • @alexrsps141
      @alexrsps141 Před 4 lety +7

      Maintenance Renegade if you tell in advance they typically bring it, used to be a delivery guy myself

    • @Razuki5
      @Razuki5 Před 4 lety +47

      I heard a story once, of a guy that walked in, went to the tv section, picked up a tv, brought it to guest service, and tried to make a return for it.

    • @wolflordy3193
      @wolflordy3193 Před 4 lety +36

      @@Razuki5 I've worked retail (specifically with security). This literally happens daily. Not even joking.

    • @eafesaf6934
      @eafesaf6934 Před 4 lety

      @@dimes4crimes78 I bothers me to this date

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. Před 5 lety +3324

    "I only get paid minimum wage dude"

  • @jtm.6045
    @jtm.6045 Před 2 lety

    I know this video is 3 years old at the time I am writing this comment, but wow! Very accurate skit of those kinds of customers! They are the reason I stopped working in customer service or retail environments. The kind I don’t like to deal more is those who think they are gods gift to the world and everyone else below them. Walk into a store like they own the damn thing, they aren’t nice and they think the person behind the counter should know everything about this person. Who they are and what they are wanting or just extremely demanding.

  • @mooncheese2363
    @mooncheese2363 Před 2 lety

    I love your videos man. They make me laugh every time.

  • @iBoss818
    @iBoss818 Před 3 lety +12053

    UN: Do you have a receipt?
    Guy: *I WANNA SPEAK TO GOD*

  • @milllyyyyy
    @milllyyyyy Před 5 lety +8685

    sell the damn headphones

  • @mixck
    @mixck Před rokem +1

    The best thing is when customers act like this and say "I'm never coming back here". And they honestly think that hurts or something.
    It is more like " Please don't come back"

  • @sammisabbie
    @sammisabbie Před 2 lety

    What's even more entertaining is watching the faces of people when you tell them you are the manager.

  • @NSOAXL
    @NSOAXL Před 5 lety +1692

    "Shut up, shut up, I dont care" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @darkshadownemo1139
      @darkshadownemo1139 Před 5 lety +3

      Akira Wortham u DONT care but u really do lolxD 😂

    • @khaoss4024
      @khaoss4024 Před 5 lety +9

      Akira Wortham it’s always funny when I read he quotes at the same time I hear them

    • @Unique-ik4xs
      @Unique-ik4xs Před 5 lety +1

      i was laughing my ars off when i heard him say that

    • @darkshadownemo1139
      @darkshadownemo1139 Před 5 lety +2

      Unique Paige hey u made a mistake u said ars u meant arms right

    • @Unique-ik4xs
      @Unique-ik4xs Před 5 lety

      Ultra instinct Gohan yeah totally lol

  • @AndreVeaseyJr
    @AndreVeaseyJr Před 4 lety +2359

    "Is this the president?!"
    "Yes."
    "Of the United States?!"
    "Yeah, how'd you get my number?"

    • @VaibhavRajputmoksh
      @VaibhavRajputmoksh Před 3 lety +60

      Goes on to ask for the receipt.

    • @KenKen3593
      @KenKen3593 Před 3 lety +47

      “Did you just hang up???”

    • @ivanthegreat2.070
      @ivanthegreat2.070 Před 3 lety +50

      If he was allowed to speak to the UN:
      "Dear Representatives of the United Nations, seventeen days ago, I requested to this store that I do not like THESE headphones and I wish to return them. Despite my pleas, they won't let me. Can you DO something about this?"
      "Sir, with all due respect, we don't solve matters like this. Seems to me all that is required is a receipt."
      "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH GLBLOOOO GIBGLIGOOBOOOLOOO GLIB"
      *storms out of the building"

    • @sonjoku4879
      @sonjoku4879 Před 3 lety +2

      Ivan the Great 2.0 lol.

    • @RoachCatJr
      @RoachCatJr Před 3 lety +2

      thank u bro i missed that part

  • @ericyang3332
    @ericyang3332 Před 10 měsíci +1

    The best customer service ever

  • @David-pi9lb
    @David-pi9lb Před 2 lety +1

    I am a manager and this is so relatable. Luckily i don't work in retail but i know exactly how this feels.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. Před 5 lety +827

    "I don't get paid enough for this"

    • @garyshawn
      @garyshawn Před 5 lety +1

      Justin Y. he too funny

    • @dmandagoat4888
      @dmandagoat4888 Před 5 lety +15

      Justin Y. 3 likes in 29 seconds?

    • @liloxparadox
      @liloxparadox Před 5 lety

      Justin Y. Ricky Berwick now Caleb where else will I see you 💀

    • @patrickjoyce7510
      @patrickjoyce7510 Před 5 lety +1

      Wait is that a JOJOS reference?

    • @BEYSPORTZHUB
      @BEYSPORTZHUB Před 5 lety +11

      Justin Y. Bro get the hell off youtube you gotta be using Multiple accounts I legit see you more than I see myself

  • @rezaurrahman6404
    @rezaurrahman6404 Před 2 lety +9826

    "Hold on hold on hold on hold on i don't know what your talking about, but you sound like all you need is a receipt". Straight on point without even knowing whats going on

    • @alphaqwell2027
      @alphaqwell2027 Před 2 lety +132

      Not very realistic given that they’re meant to be the president

    • @-Hold_this
      @-Hold_this Před 2 lety +530

      I think it makes it even funnier, like the president gets frequent calls from store to store.

    • @axelsanchez5849
      @axelsanchez5849 Před 2 lety +158

      That’s why we elected him!

    • @alphaqwell2027
      @alphaqwell2027 Před 2 lety +18

      @ENA My own statement was a joke at the expense of the US government, not sure what you’re so pissy about

    • @San-li9ml
      @San-li9ml Před 2 lety +20

      @@alphaqwell2027 Ok I'm waiting for the punchline.

  • @badgamedevreacts3855
    @badgamedevreacts3855 Před 2 lety +2

    "why is my order taking so long"
    "a nuclear bomb literally just dropped on every major power station in the world, we literally collectively watched the last moments of the world as we know it on the news, there is no more electricity and there won't be for a long time"
    "SO WHY IS MY ORDER TAKING SO LONG, YOU SHOULD'VE PREPARED FOR THIS"
    an exaggeration but I swear there is no reason good enough for a customers order to be late or messed up, I literally had to tell one customer to leave because they were still irate after I told them that I the only cook am not and the kitchen because I am explaining the situation to them and that the other cook had suffered a heart attack and had just been taken to the hospital which was why the order was taking longer in the first place because management would only close if it somehow made them more money to do so.

  • @lawrencetalbot8346
    @lawrencetalbot8346 Před rokem +5

    As a retail manager I can honestly say this happens at least once a day. It is so soul sucking and draining.

    • @toowingless9473
      @toowingless9473 Před 10 měsíci

      Started customer service desk a month ago and it’s just how pissed people be, mf’s will not even have the box it came and I’m like- how tf did you think I was gonna accept this return

  • @acegerding6107
    @acegerding6107 Před 4 lety +1687

    “I wanna talk to the leader of the galaxy”

  • @Eltrio2
    @Eltrio2 Před 3 lety +3850

    "Why can't I just return 'em?"
    "Because we've had issues where people grab something, leave without paying for it, and then come back an hour later and ask to return what they stole for either cash or store credit."
    Yes, this happens. It's why a lot of retail places are super anal about having a receipt.

    • @Eltrio2
      @Eltrio2 Před 3 lety +214

      @densch123 That happens too. Though in the case of the store I work at it's the latter.
      Sometimes it's a group effort, meaning one steals it and another returns it.
      Some even go so far as to steal from one chain and go to "refund it" in another.
      It's all about what people think they can get away with.

    • @KenKen3593
      @KenKen3593 Před 3 lety +22

      Ocean’s 8 has a scene kind of like this.

    • @dacypher22
      @dacypher22 Před 3 lety +150

      Yep this is a big problem in almost every retail store. There are people who do this basically for a living. So not giving the return without a card or receipt is about cutting down on theft.

    • @justiceoverlord9226
      @justiceoverlord9226 Před 3 lety +71

      I don’t think I could ever use the word ‘anal’ outside of talking about the body part.

    • @lisaandbeans9645
      @lisaandbeans9645 Před 3 lety +17

      GET ME THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!!!!!

  • @evannasong8356
    @evannasong8356 Před 2 lety +3

    I always happily give these customers to the manager

    • @that1guy668
      @that1guy668 Před 2 lety

      Lmao same just so they can deny em instead of me

  • @pulsarecho1952
    @pulsarecho1952 Před rokem +2

    That manager was about to send him directly to God for his refund.

  • @TheSweBoo
    @TheSweBoo Před 5 lety +3348

    Moral of the story: *Keep ya receipts folks haha*

    • @fizzymstudios2025
      @fizzymstudios2025 Před 5 lety

      XD

    • @Firefox-Udon
      @Firefox-Udon Před 5 lety +1

      This tbh

    • @ljayalston6805
      @ljayalston6805 Před 5 lety +1

      Imran Siddiqui woah

    • @Maverynthia
      @Maverynthia Před 5 lety +10

      Or at least take a photo. There's probably a number on it they can use. OR your "rewards card" that tracks your every purchase.

    • @smoothsnailing2161
      @smoothsnailing2161 Před 5 lety

      Even food receipts, cause you’ll never know if the food taste so damn nasty, you hadda empty it out to get one that taste better. (If yknow what i mean)