Conquering Earth with Infinite Crusades in Millennia
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Oh good heavens, a new video
R U I K I K D A A R S P E C E R I J E N ? !
@@last_dutch_hero258 i was going to ask if thats dutch but then i saw your Name
Your title is misspelt as "millenia" rather than "millennia", FYI.
it's crusade-o-clock
The lore accurate chinese-catholic proselytizing crusaders
the lore accurate america bothering china who just bing chilling
Indeed, The heavenly kingdom
When the Taiping Rebellion didn't get put down
@@adhiwicaksono6149 More like the British
Chinese? You mean the like that one assault riffle from fallout 3
Chinese be like: As yes. Jesus Christ, my brother, obviously.
Proceedes to conquer the world.
Ay, Taiping Rebellion reference.
Biblically accurate heavenly kingdom
It's not that crazy to think in an alternate future Christianity spread to China instead of the west
That combat animation screen just has me thinking how much better this game would look if it had pixel graphics. Imagine instead of discount Civ 5/Civ 6 meets average mobile game ad, it was like full on Advance Wars
Yeah… the art style they went with is pretty jarring
They really should have done something more stylised or just more pleasant to look at than the low poly basic generic style they went with
Might and magic 2 pixel art battles look way better visually than this low visual fidelity mess.
It might be placeholder, since this is early access
@@Echo_the_half_glitchthis is probably true, civ 6’s UI changed a few times before release
I like it, it's simple look lets you tell you more easily what's going on
@@Noah_AWICB would be better seeing to persons fighting from the village perspective like in Europa Universalis
47:20 With all that peace, I remember a quote recorded by Tacitus about the roman conquest of the germanic tribes
"To ravage, to slaughter, to usurp under false titles, they call empire; and where they make a desert, they call it peace."
So true, India claimed ascension while attempting to kill god. Good thing Issac Kleaper made us one.
Hah, a wonderful day for deus vult
Or the Taiping kingdom.
It is always a wonderful day for Deus vult.
Bruh the combat system looks like the animated section out of an episode of horrible history
It looks so fucking bad, its practically a mobile game with how it looks
I have played mobile games that look better than this.@@gamerin123d6
Quite a move by paradox to make a game no one asked for when they have multiple successful game series where a new installment would be welcome
@@gamerin123d6 I've played mobile games that look better than this.
@@ashleywenner1050 This is not made by paradox, they just publisher. The developer is C Prompt, which probably no one heards of before this game. Consider they probably is a small group, the combat is totally acceptable for a 4x game.
"Though we would prefer to avoid you, this step was forced upon us" could very well be the official motto of the USA...
"No. A common saying, but not their official motto."
The official motto of the US is "Give us your resources or we'll start a 30 year war on your soil then blame you for it"
Paradox about to pull that sponsorship after that mobile game comment xD
Sorry did that say “ching chong your religion wrong” ?! 😂 my guy is B R A V E
Absolutely hilarious 😆
It'd be worse if he said Wong instead of Wrong
No one expects the Chinese Inqusition
Outpost: Wuhan
Grim: Oh no
049 what did you do?
@@JimboTheEngineer don't.ask.too.many.questions. :)
@@ScP-049-01 yo dap me up
Taking the meaning of batcave to a whole new level
Age of plague moment 2020
Got to love how CA was terrified Paradox was closing in on them in regards of large scale realtime battles, proceeds to this game showing static animation bonking other static animation. I think CA can rest easy for another 20 years 🤣
CA's main enemy isn't Paradox, it's Sega. Sega sees no value in the Total War franchise - insisting that TW is too niche, not generic enough to have wide demand - hence the lacklustre Total War: Pharaoh and .... Hyenas.
@@meilinchan7314 Somewhat atleast, the Original CA crew is no more either, so all the visionary expansion of ideas and improvement also left many years ago, which is sad.
There is an uncanny liking of the graphic aesthetic that is of the old games
Should’ve called it “Decade” because that’s how old it looks
Damn nice one 😂
Ah yes. There is no greater play testing then letting Kleaper play your game.
Other than letting the Spiffing Brit playtest your game
Well Let's game it out is the final boss of play testing
He figured out how to do this but better with raiders. He uses military exp to make units which grant military exp.
"Mom I want to play Sid Meyer's Civilization Six."
"We have Sid Meyer's Civilization Six at home."
Sid Meyer's Civilization Six at home:
wait until this guy learns about the turn based 4x genre
The game looks pretty unique to me. It’s got the same theme as Civ, but its approach is way different. The graphics aren’t great, but I don’t play 4x games for the graphics.
For the grace for the might of our lord, for the home of the holy
For the home of the Holy
For the faith for the way of the sword
Gave their lives so boldly
@@isaacmayer-splain8974Gave their lives so boldly
they gave their lives so boldly
As a Welshman I am frightened by what you may have done to Cardiff
I like how most channels have secondary channels that have different types of content and Kleaper is like, no same thing just less editing. 10/10
I'm his editor, and the entire vid is actually live commentary. He is just chad enough to write script on the fly
The imperium of man before the imperium of man
You recreated the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom but made it work for you!
Also lol at the colour grading shift when the Age of Intolerance ends, its like when a US TV show goes to Mexico and everything gets orange
This feels like a quick cash-grab that Paradox crap out to imitate Civ series.
Pretty much is.
Paradox is the publisher not developer
As a catholic preist in the 16th century, I see this as an absolute win.
China overwhelming the world with hordes of zealots? At last, Kleaper playing historically accurate!
We shall retake Jerusalem
0:34
NITPICK TIME:
"millennium" is the singular of millennia. Worth more note, if the steam page is to be believed, it doesn't take place of a single millennium, but over 10, because a millennium is 1000 years.
44:39 aah yes, who doesn't like Japanese Uppsala
Honey, wake up, Kleaper uploaded!
_We both work 3rd shift the joke works_
My condolences
Man,the way the fights are done reminds me of the old as fuck age of mythology game for nintendo DS,where ya would fight in exactly that manner,good times.
I could hear comrade Hao marching to our sick mixtape, even without the audio.
Civilization VII looking good.
"Which gives us a chance to cause a world wide pandemic. Where have i seen that before?"
Me instantly: Nurgle. (Total War: Warhammer 3)
We have Sid Meier's Civilization 5 at home
The Sid Meier's Civilization 5 at home:
Paradox wants to get in on the civilisation croud so bad but after humankind I wonder if this one will get as much attention
EDIT: To be clear, I hope the game does well, it looks pretty fun, it's just that I am heavily cynical and jaded towards the paradox business model.
Nah, even with some of the jank behind Humankind, it looks better than this. So unless paradox is gonna give this a glow up before release I expect it to end up like Imperitor.
It'll be interesting to see this game develop, because I played a few campaigns before deciding to do a sponsored video and enjoyed them. Hopefully it turns out well and the studio developing it (C Prompt Games) can clean up some of the UI, since I think the actual gameplay-loop of different ages and this type of economic management is pretty unique
The combat screen was certainly a choice lol. I feel like they would have been better off not having any animation at all.
@@Tankroy yea but imperator is currently making a possible comeback so this game might be able to do it too? I really like what they did with culture in this game.
@@noahn627It is not, Imperator has been cold, dead and buried for the better part of the last three years.
I like how much explaining you incorporated into this fun playthrough!
Paradox doesn’t even look like it puts any work into making the civ games better, what about humankind is that just forgotten?
Paradox is the publisher not the developer.
I was just now done rewatching Victoria 3 and oh my, thank youuuuuu!
I can't wait until kleaper plays total warhammer 3 as the ogres
Jesus Christ those graphics holy fuck
Yeah the graphics choice for the game is interesting to say the least
Valheim: :|
@@PrinceJester-eg9mo Meaning? Personally I have always thought that Valheim looks fantastic.
@@ballendorf A games quality isnt dictated by just graphics my guy. This game also looks good in art style
@@PrinceJester-eg9mo Oh I'm fully aware. Your comment just made it sound like you thought Valheim had bad graphics, and I was confused.
That was very fun to watch, would ne nice to see more paths of the game. :)
Brother saw the Taiping rebellion and went "that shit was gas"
"We aren't going to have many friends this game."
The hyper-aggressive, nonsensical AI: "Yeah, like that was ever YOUR decision."
People on the second continent: ah, we are living such a peacefull life. I can’t see anything ruining it.
The chinese: DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT!
more like 如神所愿
37:31 agnosticism means that they don't know if god exists or not
It's 2 am and I don't know if I should watch the video entirely or finally get some sleep
42:22 you don't need to research horses when the horse also believe in the rightful cause!
a really good video to upload in the same week of good friday
Another wonderful Kleaper video
Thank god the crusades are back we needed more remakes
Between this and Humankind I'm super excited to see how civ 7 adapts to the competition
Awfully optimistic of you to expect a Civ 7
Hong Xiuquan would be proud of you.
This was great, laughed a lot :)
man he broke the game before josh even get the chance
22:04 that "oh no" getting cut off really made me giggle
Well now I see the idea of this game
Kleaper's mortgage will one day also be sponsored by Paradox
As the game went on, the strategy increasingly resembled Byzantium in Civ6 XD
You’re doing gods work, Grimm
A single tear slowly falls down the cheek of The Pope at the sight of this greatest of crusades.
-What will it take for you to go home ?
-Everything under my gaze is home
The early 2000s aesthetic is cool
22:07 Should've immediately trigger the Age of Plagues
You can't do back to back special ages. If he did Plague he couldn't do Intolerance
Lore accurate US “you forced it upon us” and backpedaling right after
Kleeper channeling his inner Hong Xiuquan.
i wait for these
Very cool, thanks
China : SON, WE NEED TO CONQUER AMERICA FOR OUR LORD
This video is the origin story for a fanatic militarist and religious empire in Stellaris.
Now we just need to see this versus spiff‘s unlimited raiders paired with crossbows
I just heard the announcement for this a few days ago. This must be an extremely early access. Also I’m 99% sure those are all borrowed assets
I would definitely like a second video if you are yp to it, that weird cube has something about it im sure!
Ah yes, how the Imperium of Man began.
Finally a new crusade I have been wondering when the pope made the next one
Ok black templar, chill out a little. You don't need to crusade FOREVER.
That "... Oh no..." Is funny
2:43 This is why Stellaris ground combat is just circles
My god bless the taiping heavenly kingdom
THIS IS ALL I WANTED FROM A VIDEOGAME!!!
My eyes have been blessed again
now we need total warhammer 3
AS THE BDSM ENTHUSIATES WHO FORGOT THE SAFE WORD
I fell asleep during this video and woke up 10 hours later due to fever dreams it caused me.
Bruh. Kleaper really tried to make this game look not as boring as it is. But its still obvious. Like every chaos event is basically: pay up or something bad is going to happen. Esthetics of the game are mega generic and not appealing. Battles do not require much thinking at all. Just gather army with bigger number and you win. The only interesting part is the age progression. But I dont think its redeeming enough.
Most historically accurate christian playthrough
Nobody expects the Chinese Inquisition!!!...
DEUS VULT BROTHERS!
@22:05 Kleaper is confirmed to have started Covid.
24:23 Spice Merchants 'we can try and create our Dune empire of our dreams', proceeds to launch holy war on entire world instead (Lore Accurate Muad'Dib empire)
well
now we know HOW EXACTLY crusaders conquer Constantinople
Seeing “Wuhan” after the Hell that was Covid gave me some Vietnam flashbacks
*Kleaper* Demands crusade.
*Us* Kleaper vult!
Bros doing God's work
2020s game with 1990s graphics?
I’d love to see a Kleaper video about Payday 2.
i see kleaper likes bread boys
*DEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUSSSSSSS VUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLT*
We need the same video for TW3
I didn't expect the kleaper inquisition...
Karl der Große would be proud