Fighting Crime with Criminal Negligence in Prison Architect
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- čas přidán 29. 07. 2023
- Prison Architect. The game where we find out how many people can fit in a single cell before I get thrown in there too.
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Considering how nearly every single criminal accountant had to pass accounting ethics, maybe barely passing isn't as damning as you'd expect...
On stream he's talked about how much he hated that class, it all makes sense
Surely having an "accounting ethics" class is as pointless as having lawyers swear to tell "the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth" or that bit of Police Academy where they make recruits pinky promise they won't gun down drug dealers and steal all their money 😂
It’s one of those classes where the right answer gets you a failing grade.
@@esmeecampbell7396 Only attorneys that represent clients have to tell the truth. The state can do whatever it wants.
@josvoi2854 do you mean the logical answer or the moral answer because the moral answer is the opposite of the logical and rational answer
"Its not about the money batman, its about torturing the prisoners"
yes
It's about the Mets
Love the Mets baby
Let's go Mets
Not gonna lie, I wasn't ready for the Mets.
"Helping" "care" "human treatment"
So many words, yet they all mean so little
This is underrated
Unfortunate that we are going by the guideline of Geneva Suggestion as our main holy book
@@ZeroFormLak Geneva Checklist more like
@@ZeroFormLakThe Geneva Convention is more like...guidelines...
You best start believing in war stories Miss Turner, you're in one!
@@ZeroFormLak more like geneva suggestions
Knowing you could have become an accountant is almost as cursed as knowing that sseth has a medical degree
Truly a fucking time we live.
Seriously how in gods name sre we supossed to pass this Dlc when the final bosses are this guys
the fact that every other jew in his family has a doctors title while he "only" has a masters, thus makin him the black sheep of the fam, is even funnier
I am pursuing a dual master's degree in Computer Science and English with special permission, and yet I still fear; nay, I quake at the thought of getting a doctorate. I understand Sseth's , uhh, misgivings about acquiring such a title
Anyone knows what mando those?
@@hateme5010nerd
To destroy crime, you must commit crimes as well.
-Warden
Fighting Crime with Criminal Negligence in Prison Architect
To destroy the crime you gotta be the crime
"If you kill a killer, the number of killers stays the same."
"... Just kill two. I've killed like, a hundred. A lot less killers now."
@@alexanderthegreat6682 L pfp
@@TheCoolestEverI if you wanna be edgy, take inspiration from the video, not politicians who can't pass 5th grade exams
Imagine walking into the holding cell with 100 other people, you can't wait to finally get a personal cell and you walk into a dorm with 200,000 beds
Imagine that but as you show up someone is carrying a dead out through the lobby.
You walk into the dorm and the beds seem to stretch off into the horizon.
I like how the workmen are just unstoppable gigachads that the prisoners don’t dare mess with. They are too scared of the guys who will will disassemble a bed right from under a person still in it or seal a man into a brick wall without flinching. Or even seal _themselves_ into a brick wall just for funsies.
If someone's twisted idea of hubris is to seal themselves in a bricked room, you do not mess with them.
I picture any attempt at robbing a workman just ends up like the scene with Dr. Manhattan and Rorschach at the end of Watchmen.
As someone who stayed at this prison, I can confidently say the yelp reviews don’t do it justice. 5 out of 5 stars, the expired MREs are to die for, the sleeping arrangement are, and the staff ar courteous and kind. Whoever created this wonderful prison is such a genius and will surely give me a reward for this wonderful review.
P.S. Help Me
The sleeping arrangements simply just are.
@@Dude-vq3oe They be one of the sleeping arrangements of all time ya sees
Realizing that Kleaper could have been an accountant is equally horrifying and making me devilishly curious
He still technically can
I wonder if he does his own accounting for the channel or if he genuinely dislikes it enough to not want to save the money and just pays someone else to do it.
What are you talking about? He played this game exactly like an accountant.
''I almost failed accounting ethics''. Why do i feel like that was not a joke at all, i love this guy man lol.
"Privatising the prison system was not actually profitable but it was sure hell funny..."
-Some black rock exectuvie of smh.
[builds hellish prison]
[becomes inmate in his own hell prison along with everyone he's been tormenting]
RIP Kleaper.
Love how this prison has, essentially, turned into a few things:
1. One man’s VERY ECCENTRIC AND POINTLESSLY ELABORATE get rich quick scheme.
2. A prison where the staff essentially hold the owner hostage using the fact that without them it falls apart as leverage.
3. A satirical look into the flaws of the modern day prison system.
4. A prison that breeds nothing if not the HARDIEST and TOUGHEST criminal. If you can survive in this prison, there is nothing IN THE WORLD that can scare you or intimidate you.
Hey, I've been going through a bit of a rough patch lately but I want to thank you for making me smile, I really needed it.
Just avoid getting thrown to jail
@@antikleaper no promises
@@antikleaper (Optional)
kleaper i think that if you build a small 1x1 room in the entrance to the canteen and put it in only personel you would save a lot of money in bullets and all the internal organs of the organs recipients would be intacts making them easier to sell.
The fact you nearly didn’t pass accounting ethics… it makes sense
You should play the “Escape Mode” next, you play as a prisoner and earn reputation by punching toilets and people!
A fun thing to do with tunnelers is surround the prison in 2 C-shaped fences facing opposite directions, because tunnelers pop up when they think they're outside, but with this arrangement of fences - they're not!
Then they get to play the fun game of sniper tower roulette.
"people get reformed??" Well i wouldnt want to return there either.
The gigachad theme in the background when complaining about the CEO had me crying with laughter 😂
Hey Guys I just got told I'm being transferred from my usual prison to a Prison ran by a Warden by the name 'Grim Kleaper' so I hope it all goes well! Wish me luck in my new prison, I heard it has really good reviews.
Ah yes the CEO calling to inform you about prisoner reform programs... inside of a prison where people came in with minor offences and became murderers as a result of the ""bad conditions"".
Regarding contraband... If your fences and walls are not protected, people on the outside will throw items over the fence for prisoners. The prisoner will actually make a phone call to an accomplice and set it up beforehand.
You need a double layer boundary to prevent this with enough space between the layers.
love your videos, binged them all in a few days, keep up the quality work!
Apparently this channel is just what happens to someone when they go into accounting
A fellow accounting and flexible ethics enjoyer
Anti-Kleaper, when are you going to have a boxing match against that imposter The Grim Kleaper?
0% reoffending rate? noone has a chance to commit crimes again.
I stayed in this prison from 22-23 and I can say that it definitely reformed me I was shanked at least 5 times in the showers, shoved off the toilets by the armed guard patrols almost every day other than that this prison changed me…. But not in a good way….. I have seen things.
5/5 on yelp
9:54 There's this neat life hack called CPR. It's like real life necromancy.
homeless person gets himself arrested to get a home, regrets it instantly
Holy moly, the algorithm actually working and bringing me to a new creator that i actually like ? MUST BE A HALLUCINATION
I'm sure the psychology professors will love talking about this prison for years to come
Learning that kleaper almost failed ethics explains quite a lot of his videos
Love watching Anti-Kleaper continuously check off the list for Crimes against Humanity in every video. Just warms my heart.
no clue why the prisoners were complaining! Very nice place
His fatal flaw was not installing a tv in every cell with heavy parental controls.
Even the capo system works pretty well when every prisoner has an impersonalized MTV & TMZ babysitter. Secondly, not installing industrial grade air conditioning for every cell that runs the temps down to about 55 degrees (which, let's face it, lots of people learned to trick out for prisoner metabolisms back in the day) is the reason for the riots. When you are edgeing hypothermia and going into a coma, you aren't rioting. When it's 110 degrees...someone is getting shanked for no reason in the chow line.
‘The prisoners are complaining about safety, so they decided to riot and kill seven people.’
This should be my review of this game on steam ngl
god i love your vids so much, they always make my day! Keep on doing those nice vids pls
Thanks, floppa
I love how the first seconds in, I see a toilet being surrounded by chairs.
*Perfect*
Yes, people get reformed in this thing. From humanoid to a stain on the concrete
Man you do have a great sense of humor !!
“hey! did you know you have rights? the constitution says!”
27:43 Absolutely. Your prison is basically like being in hell. No one wants to go back there.
This made my night thank you :D
Prison Architect has taken over my brain now, in 2024, so finding your video on it was my introduction to your channel and I very much enjoyed it.
Normally when someone wins a battle royale, they’re freed. Here, the warden’s coin pouch gets heavier
My largest prison had 60 prisoners with twice the guards. They were all divided nicely, and riots barely formed. You get the tazer upgrade, and the game gets sandbox mode
Just like fighting fire with fire. Fighting crime with crime
I did not know that Prison Architect would be more like Cage Hell.
I love your channel. Always showing me those cool thoughts we all had when gaming of "what if i was just literally the worst"
7:45 "Cave Johnson here"
I absolutely love all your videos keep up the work
"So the government basically paid us $2,000 to seal Barry inside a brick wall!" 😂👏
10:12 looks like a council meeting
My man has now become my go to youtuber to watch
Guards be like to the new prisoners :
This is the gulag, you fight to survive.
I love how something that happened in the beginning led to a mass exodus
Whoa, Kleaper dude is blowing up... keep at it, lad
Knowing that kleaper was an accounting major explains so much
Fighting Crime with Criminal Negligence in Prison Architect
5:11 - 5:14 I was not prepared for that 😭
0:22 Key word being: Most
I did not expect a Kleaper lore drop today
The word "unbalanced" was created for this game
Prisoner: * Wants a parole. *
Kleaper: Parole machine broke.
Didn't expect a Philippine prison system documentary
I have been introduced to what is known as "barely passing inspections" and "minimal requirement's by law"
I am so glad I found your alt man, your content brings me joy and laughter, never stop being you man
12:32 John Wick CEO
Reminds me how much I love this game, and how sad it is what paradox did to it
I once tried to do this, but with a land mine mod. I put like 20 land mines directly on the only exit so that the prisoners wouldn't be able to escape. Except it started a fire and I had almost 800 prisoners die in a single day.
Prisoners get reformed in the prison because after seeing what Kleaper will do to you if you commit a crime, would you re-offend?
Kleaper not passing accounting ethics is nog something i knew, but it is absolutely believable.
Real prisons are mad like this.
And omg put a dam light warning my eyes almost had a heart attack
The panopticon toilet 😂
28:38 -The Massive Prisoner Exodus
23:52 Guard was "on break", from physical reality.
6:06
i am breaking your fingies
After going to this prison anyone would reform just to not go back there.
It's been a hot minute since I watched someone "Cask of Amontillado" someone else into the very brickwork of a building. Which, considering what even base RimWorld allows these days, is actually surprising because it's actually usually worse.
Ahhh, a fellow man of culture, I see. Well, thanks for the gold, kind stranger.
3:54 Yup, definitely America!
the best way to combat anything is with negligence
Dormitories won't give you extra cap past a certain point, alot of those beds were useless, which means you can write them off as losses on your tax return
-What did you do?!!!
-Uh where is the hatvest organs button??
-ITS PRISON ARCHITECT NOT RIMWORLD
-ohhhh
I don't know if the feature is still in the game, but once upon a time ago, you didn't need any guards except for contracts, because any guard that comes into the prison off the busses, and is left alone, will just, sit there, they wont have any mood changes (I mean, Mood wasn't really a thing back then) and they cant even get out of the handcuffs they came in on, I used to just get a heap of Prisoners just sitting out the front in dropoff while I built my prison to house them all and I would just have all the money because I wasn't wasting it on guards and they kept giving me more money.
This puts a smile on my face
The criminal's get checked for weapons before they get processed and sent to prison 💀
I think a warehouse for the prisoners is an efficient use of space.
Geez, and I thought Rim world had a morally dubious prisoner system.
Then Kleaper decides to show me that prison barracks arent as barbaric as I previously believed.
I love this documentary about the us prison system
Holy shit a 30 minute video from Anti-Kleaper thank god
I made a prison where there was one cell with like 300 prisoners and a ton of guards with shotguns every few days there was a riot where at least 100 people died then i replaced them with other prisoners it was a great money maker
Oh dude you really missed an opportunity their
The gouvernment mandates that you feed your prisoners?
The gouvernment mandates that you provide a toilet for your prisoners?
Plum your toilet directly into the meal dispensing unit
STONKS!
You, sir, are a genius and a scholar.
@@spacedandy7555 Thank you very much for your kind words, dear Sir.
Unfortunately, mankind is not yet at the point to recognize true genius when it shows itself.
Just found this channel Kleaton. You're easily my favorite colonizer
epitome is ep-it-oh-mee
Man I’d always hop into a game of a pre-made prison then see shit go downhill, I should hop back onto this game
I almost failed my ethics class for cyber security. I was told letting people have their privacy and violently punishing hacktivist was not a topic matching the theme of the classes final paper
Rip
Violently punishing someone for a nonviolent crime as company policy is pretty unethical and probably illegal lol. That's what trials are for I think.
@TheNobleFive you can have due process still with an extreme sentence. Leaking millions of peoples identity or using their private info for identity theft and ruin their lives seems like a pretty horrible thing to do. I've seen people get shot stabbed and blown up and they still bounce back. I have yet to see none out of the 3 people I know personally come back from identity theft, even for one which is almost a decade later
Classic prison moments indeed
"I'm too innocent. It's a shive." Riiight... too innocent.... you.... right...
I find it funny that he gives the prisoners in solitary confinement the cask of amontiado treatment