If the “stolen” grocery cart saga actually happened THE ONLY WAY IT HAPPENED is because someone took his cart, and shoved that cart of Cheetos, microwave dinners, and his wife’s boyfriends favorite beer into a storage area. I can see him being himself, and instead of catching a charge decided to just play the bigger game of making him crazy.
“Literally I havent done anything bad in the last five years so nobody can criticize anything recent about me” Paraphrasing, from him bitching about Turkey Tom
Considering how he acts online, I think in his mind he was being nice when he wasn't. Dude was toxic af and thinking that was nice. Guy is a wild animal.
Yeah I believe this. His tremendously huge ego wouldn't allow his godly presence to be touched by mere mortals. Or at least let anybody know it. I hate him, I really do
So, DSP's logic is as follows: 1. Don't take the advise of someone who has a degree and experience with the subject matter 2. Make fun of the person and call them an idiot because you take offense to someone knowing more than you do 3. Passively aggressively offend the person while professing to your audience about how nice you are actually being to him 4. Berate the person until they ultimately clap back and call you out for being a beggar 5. Ban the person from chat and ultimately declare yourself the victor of the argument while vilifying the person as being just another idiot detractor because he called you out for being exactly what you are 6. Complain to the world about how everyone is mean to you just because you are better than they are at everything
I remember Pigtits complaining that his wife is too sick to do the laundry and that he's FORCED to wear PJ pants, this man baby couldnt do the laundry for sick sick wife/mommy lol
The guy who visited Seattle for 5 days probably does know more about the city than phil, he never leaves his house and doesn't leave his town that isn't even in Seattle
>Has IT Issues >"Anyone with IT brains please help" >People with a genuine ounce of help/knowledge in them offer him advice for free when usually this shit would go for a hundred or so >"None of y'all know what the fuck you are talking about, god you suck" Reminds me of an old Depression-era story. Farmer gets sick one day and his wife told him to drink flaxseed lemonade. Him thinking she was insane goes "Woman, you don't know shit, I am getting a doctor". He goes to the doctor who charged him for the visit and told him to drink flaxseed lemonade. Some people will only learn the hard way and Phil is just one of those people.
Didn't want to restart the modem cause he feared loosing his stream, even though restarting the modem is one of the first steps in any troubleshooting issue when it comes to internet connection. I bet that's exactly what the cable tech did when he arrived and fixed the issue.
It's content for him. Even his Complaining about his internet connection and berating people that want to help him is more entertaining (though disgusting) than his actual gameplay streams lol
I'm sure Philip Burnell paid a tech $75 to come to his house and tell him that. It's why he was so tight lipped about how he fixed his internet. He called people stupid for suggesting the thing the tech probably tried in the first 5 minutes of entering the snort fort.
Don’t get angry at Phil, just enjoy the continuous decline and the inevitable move back across the country to his parents, just imagine the humiliation 😌
Almost all of Phil's problems stem back to his inability to react to things calmly and nice. Any little deviation is met with toxicity and in turn creates toxicity towards him.
Phil Snortnell has rotted my brain completely. Stared for two seconds at the "two red circles" in the thumbnail trying to find what it was pointing at before realizing....
“I dunno what to say guys. We tried.” “I’m not doing that. You don’t know what you’re talking about. You’re an idiot.” It’s so infuriating it’s hilarious.😂
0:33 the thirty seconds up to this point is all you need to know about DSP. he insults somebody out of the blue, and then in the next sentence says “i was trying to be nice”
Even without driving or biking, that walk to the store would be not even a half hour. If it's something a person really needs, he wouldn't care about the transit and just get it. Like holy shit.....
12:34 "My life is Hard Mode enough" The man who is 'happier now' than he has ever been (great DoorDash compilation and TF was with the intensity of that Amazon delivery?)
That invite for recommendations to fix his Internet, followed by Dave dismissing every single input, then thanking everyone for spending 2 hours and saying that’s he’s tried everything is just something else. Pretty much Dave’s entire life summed up, right there. 😂
Lmao I remember during peak covid I went to walgreens to get me and my girlfriend who were sick vitamins and vicks rub even though I was sick as well I still put on my mask,kept my distance, and used hand sanitizer because im the man of the house and im not relyin on Amazon to get my GF the medicine she needs
Everything is just an excuse for Phil to do whatever self-centered thing he wants and call everyone idiots. He does it every stream. If the words "stupid" and "idiot" were banned he'd lose half his vocabulary.
13:50 "I'll apologize because I'm the bigger man" How can you come off as an asshole even when you're apologizing? Bro DSP is not a real person. He can't be.
Rebsi with another banger Dsp is his own worst enemy And the result of his actions That's what u get "working" "your" "dream" "job" u don't interact with people in the real world and feel isolated and untouchable, give him a day in the real world and his illusion would break to pieces at the very first moment when he will interact with someone like he does on the internet, it's too late for him, once the shit hits the fan he will have no one to blame but himself, and I couldn't give a shit less
"My life is hard-mode enough" Wait until retirement comes Phil. You don't take care of your body, you don't save, and you treat your supporters like crap. Where is your retirement income gonna come from Philbert?
Man. If the dents give their money so willingly to someone who berates and degrades them, imagine how much they’d give to someone who doesn’t. They can give me their money and I’d call them all winners. Phil stops getting money and everyone’s happy. Win, win.
I love how you take snippets of truth to tergiverse reality, how conveniently you focus on moments of weakness and leave out all the moments of greatness and the thousands of hours of free quality khantent that DSP produces to create your drama videos. Keep up the good work.
Oh thats why Phil said “And then a troll fucks with your internet and fucks you over” Cause he talked shit to a network expert who turned around and DDosed him.
SlowBeef, RGBeef, what is it with all of these guys with “beef” in their name felting the piggy? At this rate you’ll see ‘beef’ on the banned words list in no time.
"I tried to be nice to RGBeef" DSP actually 4 seconds later... > "You don't know what you're saying, shut up, I want you to shut off, quiet it down, I don't want to see you talking, last chance to stop being stupid"
I've never seen anyone as deplorable and scummy as DSP. Literally the worst qualities of a human being. Even mass murderers and psychotic dictators have had SOME redeeming qualities/humanity at some point or another, but Phil is something else entirely.
He gets mad at randos but some moron who gave him 5$ once spama the same thing every 10 secons and hes fine. It's like he feels threatened by people who arent losers.
WoW. This “person” really needs to experience an extremely painful, albeit temporary, life lesson. Like really. He could never get away with this if he wasn’t able to hide in his “office” behind a screen. The real world would learn him a most invaluable lesson of the most conventional kind. I could not say he wouldn’t deserve it.
I know why he doesn't restart anything, but I want to know what happened in his past to give his this phobia. Did he parents never get his that Restart button as a kid for Christmas even though he told them time and time again to do it? Did he get fired from Helicopter Industries because he reset his computer one time and it costs the company millions of dollars? Does he not know how to reset the clock on his microwave after a power bump? What are the origins?
This is the stuff where Phil disgusts me and that should be documented in all these documentaries and deep dives. This insane victim complex, extreme toxicity, pretending like his life is hard, insane controlling behavior and egging his entire chat on one person to attack them. He's always crying victim and crying poor but he's always attacking others when he can.
I see all these clips separately and actively hate the G.U.Y., but seeing them all back to back hearing his snotty, whiny, soy-boy voice trying to sound tough just makes me wish the absolute worst for him.
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The reason he never goes anywhere is because if he did, he’d need new teeth and he doesn’t have any dental insurance.
Because he’s a coward, he’s truly afraid that someone might kick his ass…and that would be 100% deserved
If the “stolen” grocery cart saga actually happened THE ONLY WAY IT HAPPENED is because someone took his cart, and shoved that cart of Cheetos, microwave dinners, and his wife’s boyfriends favorite beer into a storage area. I can see him being himself, and instead of catching a charge decided to just play the bigger game of making him crazy.
Funny you think he’ll act like this in person
@@Dutchmaster707 I don’t think anyone thinks he’d act the way he does on camera in person. I think people are saying the exact opposite
If anyone is confused.. these weren't clipped over years.. all happened within 3 weeks.
“Literally I havent done anything bad in the last five years so nobody can criticize anything recent about me”
Paraphrasing, from him bitching about Turkey Tom
Yeah this was all post sickness, so like around Halloween. Tomorrow is Thanksgiving for reference.
Phil is always the smartest guy in the room! Until his cat walks in.
RGBeef was perfectly civil and Phil was way outta line
"I tried to be nice" he says. Jfc
Considering how he acts online, I think in his mind he was being nice when he wasn't. Dude was toxic af and thinking that was nice. Guy is a wild animal.
He acts like a manchild while others are civil. Manchildren dont like being contradicted or being told no
Classic philis
He probably can't even make eye contact in person but he's a bitchy little passive aggressive tough boy online
It’s so easy to hate Phil he earns it all every day
He fancies himself an expert on everything but has the life experience and skills of a grade schooler.
Literally. Every. Single. Day.
15 years of failure….i’m sorry decline.
The only thing he’s ever actually earned
You have to be a Derich to not hate DSP or a creep like OIC.
Yes those are two very different beings.
"My life is hard enough!" -Man-baby who rolls out of bed at 10am every day to play video-games poorly in his pajamas.
it will never stop baffling me that people give this guy money
They get off of dsp’s insultings, it’s like a sexual fetish to them. He’s literally the equivalent of a only fans bimbo
People who feel bad and want to help(big mistake enabling him) and people who are like dsp
Unfortunately there are people who actually feel a kinship with DSP because they are just as rotten as he is.
ppl are stuckin foopid
Honestly you have to be pretty low on the social scale to donate to phill
Got the balls to say he tried all the suggestions he shot them all down in a smug arrogant way
Refuses to even update his drivers or reset the router 😂
Phil’s the man
I got a CZcams rate this comments. Gave you outstanding remarks!
@@TheDrizzle56 thats just him scared that it will break. thats why he refused to upgrade pc to windows 11.
Damn, Phil really went hard on this one. No way he would ever say any of this to someone in person
Congrats on making me want to punch dave in the face even harder. I didnt think that was possible 😂
I wanted to say this on so many other videos. I couldn't agree with you more. All kidding Aside I truly believe that's what he needs.
@@JJsiN84if someone punched him irl he’d be all over his stream saying “you should’ve seen the other guy”
He'd probably say he fell down the stairs instead of even admitting someone harmed him 🤣
Yeah I believe this. His tremendously huge ego wouldn't allow his godly presence to be touched by mere mortals. Or at least let anybody know it. I hate him, I really do
I want to tattoo his forehead.
So, DSP's logic is as follows:
1. Don't take the advise of someone who has a degree and experience with the subject matter
2. Make fun of the person and call them an idiot because you take offense to someone knowing more than you do
3. Passively aggressively offend the person while professing to your audience about how nice you are actually being to him
4. Berate the person until they ultimately clap back and call you out for being a beggar
5. Ban the person from chat and ultimately declare yourself the victor of the argument while vilifying the person as being just another idiot detractor because he called you out for being exactly what you are
6. Complain to the world about how everyone is mean to you just because you are better than they are at everything
But, but, but he's "Staying out of the drama". SNORT!
"Not hendheld" my guy, Sony uses you as a litmus test to se if they made the game handholdy enough to be idiot proof
How you react to problems with tech reveals your true character.
I remember Pigtits complaining that his wife is too sick to do the laundry and that he's FORCED to wear PJ pants, this man baby couldnt do the laundry for sick sick wife/mommy lol
PIGTITS haha love it
Old dsp lore:
When he was with pandalee. She was sick and stayed home in bed. When he went to break he woke her up to make him dinner
Absolutely irredeemable. Dude isn't human, I swear.
“But then she did some laundry so I jumped right on it and scooped up some fresh clothes”
The guy who visited Seattle for 5 days probably does know more about the city than phil, he never leaves his house and doesn't leave his town that isn't even in Seattle
>Has IT Issues
>"Anyone with IT brains please help"
>People with a genuine ounce of help/knowledge in them offer him advice for free when usually this shit would go for a hundred or so
>"None of y'all know what the fuck you are talking about, god you suck"
Reminds me of an old Depression-era story. Farmer gets sick one day and his wife told him to drink flaxseed lemonade. Him thinking she was insane goes "Woman, you don't know shit, I am getting a doctor". He goes to the doctor who charged him for the visit and told him to drink flaxseed lemonade.
Some people will only learn the hard way and Phil is just one of those people.
Actually, Phil will never as long as his cult bails him out.
@@MarquisLeary34I think he even admitted that in the hour long rant after he saw Turkey Tom spot on impersonation of him.
WRONG!!! He won’t learn anything ever, deboonked
This series is goated. Keep exposing this rat for what he is.
Calling that complete waste of oxygen a “rat” is very insulting to the rats
@@jasonvoorheesthethird “oxygen thief” is a more apt description.
Didn't want to restart the modem cause he feared loosing his stream, even though restarting the modem is one of the first steps in any troubleshooting issue when it comes to internet connection. I bet that's exactly what the cable tech did when he arrived and fixed the issue.
Yep and then he said that he can now easily fix it, hmmm the fix was probably the first step
It's content for him. Even his Complaining about his internet connection and berating people that want to help him is more entertaining (though disgusting) than his actual gameplay streams lol
I'm sure Philip Burnell paid a tech $75 to come to his house and tell him that. It's why he was so tight lipped about how he fixed his internet. He called people stupid for suggesting the thing the tech probably tried in the first 5 minutes of entering the snort fort.
The age old have you tried turning it on and off again?
Don’t get angry at Phil, just enjoy the continuous decline and the inevitable move back across the country to his parents, just imagine the humiliation 😌
I think this swine would rather beg to the grave than take that option
He hates his fans but loves their money.
Phil can't turn his phone into an access point.
My elderly mom can do this.
That was torture. I need a cigarette after watching this.
Same
Almost all of Phil's problems stem back to his inability to react to things calmly and nice. Any little deviation is met with toxicity and in turn creates toxicity towards him.
Phil Snortnell has rotted my brain completely. Stared for two seconds at the "two red circles" in the thumbnail trying to find what it was pointing at before realizing....
Oh its an 8. Dang it I thought it was circles too.
Yeah i was looking at the cabinet behind the circles going i dont see anything whats being pointed out lol
Another masterpiece really capturing the pig roach essence lmao keep it going
I would never pay a grown man to play dress up.
Win the lottery or witness DSP get comeuppance.
"The latter. 100000x the latter."
Dude definitely had a stroke from all that begging
In my mind, like to think RGB is the comcast worker that started resetting Phil's router.
He deserves it 100%, and RBG is a hero for it.
The sad violin music really brings this piece together.
“I dunno what to say guys. We tried.”
“I’m not doing that. You don’t know what you’re talking about. You’re an idiot.”
It’s so infuriating it’s hilarious.😂
Wait, he eats dinner at 4:30pm? Is he fucking 70?
0:33 the thirty seconds up to this point is all you need to know about DSP. he insults somebody out of the blue, and then in the next sentence says “i was trying to be nice”
Phil's "job" is what other people do to relax AFTER they get home from a real job.
Even without driving or biking, that walk to the store would be not even a half hour. If it's something a person really needs, he wouldn't care about the transit and just get it. Like holy shit.....
Dave complaining about groceries and cat food for an hour is a podcast
And yet, if you insult him he’ll get so upset and bitchy
just like a lil girl lol
Try and think of ONE single positive trait or thing Phil has done over these 15 years on CZcams. I can't think of anything
Detractor videos?
He’s given us hundreds of good laughs.
Made me feel better about not being him
12:34 "My life is Hard Mode enough"
The man who is 'happier now' than he has ever been
(great DoorDash compilation and TF was with the intensity of that Amazon delivery?)
To be fair you do need a business degree to understand how Phil simultaneously does and doesn't want help.
Phil is the embodiment of the cowardly troll stereotype. Lol
That invite for recommendations to fix his Internet, followed by Dave dismissing every single input, then thanking everyone for spending 2 hours and saying that’s he’s tried everything is just something else.
Pretty much Dave’s entire life summed up, right there. 😂
Dsp is the Hassan of gaming
Lol I agree there the worst 🤣.
Dsp is like a shortened version of desperate
And you can't spell desperate without DSP 😂
The "ACKACKACK" connection name was an A+ joke.
LAG..LAG..LAG =Lost Again by Gout. 😁😆😆😆
Lmao I remember during peak covid I went to walgreens to get me and my girlfriend who were sick vitamins and vicks rub even though I was sick as well I still put on my mask,kept my distance, and used hand sanitizer because im the man of the house and im not relyin on Amazon to get my GF the medicine she needs
Everything is just an excuse for Phil to do whatever self-centered thing he wants and call everyone idiots. He does it every stream. If the words "stupid" and "idiot" were banned he'd lose half his vocabulary.
Wonders why he doesn't get growth or constant donations but then consistently treats his viewers like they're trash after asking for their help
13:50 "I'll apologize because I'm the bigger man"
How can you come off as an asshole even when you're apologizing? Bro DSP is not a real person. He can't be.
What chill, fun positivity.
Rebsi with another banger
Dsp is his own worst enemy
And the result of his actions
That's what u get "working" "your" "dream" "job" u don't interact with people in the real world and feel isolated and untouchable, give him a day in the real world and his illusion would break to pieces at the very first moment when he will interact with someone like he does on the internet, it's too late for him, once the shit hits the fan he will have no one to blame but himself, and I couldn't give a shit less
"My life is hard-mode enough"
Wait until retirement comes Phil. You don't take care of your body, you don't save, and you treat your supporters like crap. Where is your retirement income gonna come from Philbert?
His parents, when they die and he gets everything in the will.
Thanks for this compilation 🙂👍
Imagine having your head dented in so hard that you give money to this guy.
19:04 In which case, you’ve won a TON of stupid prizes.
Man. If the dents give their money so willingly to someone who berates and degrades them, imagine how much they’d give to someone who doesn’t. They can give me their money and I’d call them all winners. Phil stops getting money and everyone’s happy. Win, win.
I think God put phil on earth to be an example of what not to be.
How could you botch my DayQuil, Amazon??? You know I’m sick!
With this attitude of his and there are people who still gives him money.
I love how you take snippets of truth to tergiverse reality, how conveniently you focus on moments of weakness and leave out all the moments of greatness and the thousands of hours of free quality khantent that DSP produces to create your drama videos. Keep up the good work.
It’s hard to tell if your being sarcastic, I hope you are…
@@thefury4424 It's a direct quote from the roach XD
@@SSZaris ahh, that’s why it sounds so stupid haha
Dood, P.P. Burnell INVENTED the lets play genre! Show some respeckt *SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT* sound good?@@thefury4424
@@thefury4424he almost had me in the first half too dude
Oh thats why Phil said “And then a troll fucks with your internet and fucks you over”
Cause he talked shit to a network expert who turned around and DDosed him.
He still holds the crown, as the King Of Hate
GHWET FHAWKKED
SlowBeef, RGBeef, what is it with all of these guys with “beef” in their name felting the piggy? At this rate you’ll see ‘beef’ on the banned words list in no time.
RGbeef is controlling DSPs internet now LOL piggy got what he deserves. this is why you don't shit on people who have power over you!
"I tried to be nice to RGBeef"
DSP actually 4 seconds later...
> "You don't know what you're saying, shut up, I want you to shut off, quiet it down, I don't want to see you talking, last chance to stop being stupid"
And he wonders why no one stays lol. What a joke
I've never seen anyone as deplorable and scummy as DSP. Literally the worst qualities of a human being. Even mass murderers and psychotic dictators have had SOME redeeming qualities/humanity at some point or another, but Phil is something else entirely.
And to think, he makes six figures a year and blows $11,000 in a month on a WWE mobile game. Wild, isn't it?
@@Snake452006 well not 10k a month but still a lot. His income per month is around 10k
14:20 - the irony of ironically speaking
Dude really said "no i will not try turning it off and on again"
That's literally the most basic fix ever, I was astounded when I saw that clip. What a complete and utter joke he is.
He gets mad at randos but some moron who gave him 5$ once spama the same thing every 10 secons and hes fine. It's like he feels threatened by people who arent losers.
These compilations are so well done. Bravo good sir. Bravo 👏
The hovis music as he's flailing around pc tech issues sent me 😂
Thanks Rebsi. I love your vids!
WoW. This “person” really needs to experience an extremely painful, albeit temporary, life lesson. Like really. He could never get away with this if he wasn’t able to hide in his “office” behind a screen. The real world would learn him a most invaluable lesson of the most conventional kind.
I could not say he wouldn’t deserve it.
No. Give him permanent pain.
@@MaztRPwn the lesson is temporary but the pain is forever. Yes.
This guy expects people to give him money every day... but treats those people like this?? No wonder people have this viseral hatered for this man.
Big fan of this series
Wonderful editing. Great content. The first 20 seconds had me on the floor 😅
The more I see of him the more I wish him nothing but the worst.
How would he know anything thats happening in Seattle when he never leaves that office?
I love these videos so much
Keep shaking the hornets nest. And the bite will show your problems.
brilliant use of dvorak!
check out maybe villa lobos bachiana brasileira no 5 for the next one
Loved your little tutorial showing how to mobile hotspot and your pasword being ackackackack.
I know why he doesn't restart anything, but I want to know what happened in his past to give his this phobia. Did he parents never get his that Restart button as a kid for Christmas even though he told them time and time again to do it? Did he get fired from Helicopter Industries because he reset his computer one time and it costs the company millions of dollars? Does he not know how to reset the clock on his microwave after a power bump? What are the origins?
This made me laugh so hard I almost cried. Also, iykyk. Big ups lads.
Amazon made me powerless.
This video is an absolute banger big ops
Its amazing that DarksydePhilth hasnt stuck
Phil can't read. Good to know.
How can he talk to his fans like this and expect them to still support him?
12:32
I'm not saying anything. It speaks for itself.
8:41 probably the hardest I’ve laughed in a very very long time watching a detractor video bravo
Phil needs to understand there is always a dude on reddit who has all the answers
This is the stuff where Phil disgusts me and that should be documented in all these documentaries and deep dives. This insane victim complex, extreme toxicity, pretending like his life is hard, insane controlling behavior and egging his entire chat on one person to attack them. He's always crying victim and crying poor but he's always attacking others when he can.
He might be bad but his parents are worse
Another Philth Masterpiece!
*Y AM I TOXIC?!*
I see all these clips separately and actively hate the G.U.Y., but seeing them all back to back hearing his snotty, whiny, soy-boy voice trying to sound tough just makes me wish the absolute worst for him.
love them bug eyes