Best way I can sum it up is this. Phil will never hit bottom. He will always find a way to continue to dig down. Also he hates everyone and everything, but ESPECIALLY video games.
Best part of this is the Street Fighter Cookbook rant, saying he will NEVER do it for DSP Tries it, but this week he said he had an amazing idea, he's doing the street fighter cookbook for DSP tries it. What an amazing idea DSP, you are so smart and cool and positive.
I like to imagine he's talking directly to me when he rants like a tough guy and then laugh at him. No fucking way he would ever say ANY of this shit to anyone, ever, in person. Dude is the absolute king of being an internet tough guy
Phill truly believes there is nothing inappropriate in acting this way, or he'll say its out of context, or only has a nugget of truth, or slanderous. He really is the manifestation of toxic.
I think what I hate most about DSP is the extreme hypocrisy. I cannot fathom how someone can call other people stupid after doing one of the most laughed at and most stupid things any human has done, ever. Also how someone with a business degree who is so terribly bad with money to the point of bankruptcy and begging people publicly for money, can call Elon Musk an idiot. It's outstanding.
I mean, Phil's right in this case, but for the wrong reasons. Elon Musk just threw away his investment when he took over Twitter and decided to run it to the ground like he did. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
IM CRYING "In history that have worn the hat like bison" and all of hitlers commanding officers. and their generals if thats how that works DUDEE LMAOOOOO
When he gets super aggressive and starts swearing every other word making threats it's so funny because we know it's all hot air. He'd never say this shit to someone's face, he's like a chihuahua behind a fence.
Medium volume noises scare this guy. When he hears a car outside he has to go look. Not even loud noises. Just... noise. Man is terrified of everything and thinks he's so important that people actually would care enough to perma-end him.
Yes, Phil cant even understand that a large frozen chicken breast takes longer to cook than a smaller one and then he blames the instructions on the bag. LOL!
@@vortex_1336 It's a nazi officer's cap with a knock off soviet insignia slapped on it so that it can actually be sold. Even the movie version of Bison didn't fly that close to the sun.
Quickscoping does require work, as far as getting the controller settings right. And we all know what happens to Phil when it comes to anything involving work… I do find the quickscope reactions hilarious, and also very telling…
He is so tough behing that gates on his street and 3-4 gates in that shitty room of his...so tough, if he met a detractor somewhere in the public he would fold like a cheap suit
YOOO 🤣 🤣 🤣 I never actually realized that the "Bison hat" wasn't actually M. Bison's hat. Idk why I never put 2 and 2 together before (I really just got into SF with SF6 so I've only seen Bison in videos about previous SF games) but that's sad and hilarious.
DSP: Why are you bringing up shit that happened over a decade ago! Stop that, morahhhhns! DSP: I'm a content creator with a 16+ year legacy. I've been here longer than anyone else ever. Let me go into great detail about what CZcams was like 15 years ago.
Wild how channels who put Dave's degeneracy on display put more editing and entertainment value into their khantent then the pigroach had into his in his whole library.
for fun I wanted to see how hard it was to get an actual M Bison hat. Literally 2 minutes and you can find a red had and a skull w wings pin and it actually looks like his hat What fil wore on the other hand, is def NOT an M. Bison hat. lol
I’m so glad Phil isn’t a children’s entertainer! Could you imagine if he was? He might do things like, wear a piece of clothing when a goal is met. Or maybe blow bubbles when the likes goal is met. I’m just really glad he’s an adult entertainer….
His nazi hat is hilarious 😂 just compare it side by side with an actual Nazi hat, its almost identical. Russian or even US military hats do NOT look like the one he has
The funniest part about the hat thing is he reacted perfectly with the joke. Thats how dumb he is.
He most certainly is the king of hate
This is the first time I've seen DSP's stuff and this man is....something else
If you think this is bad, you have 15 more years of toxic crap to catch up on lmao. This is all just the tip of the iceberg friend.
Welcome to the DarksydePhil rabbit hole, I've been in the rabbit hole since 2013 lol
@@GmodCaboose56 lol it’s a hole that never ends
The lore gets crazier and crazier
Best way I can sum it up is this.
Phil will never hit bottom. He will always find a way to continue to dig down.
Also he hates everyone and everything, but ESPECIALLY video games.
Blows my mind how his fans watch him talk to people like this and still think he is a good guy.
They love riling the old man up too they get pleasure
Best part of this is the Street Fighter Cookbook rant, saying he will NEVER do it for DSP Tries it, but this week he said he had an amazing idea, he's doing the street fighter cookbook for DSP tries it. What an amazing idea DSP, you are so smart and cool and positive.
If you think you're an idiot, Phil thinks M.Bison as a "person of history"
Noo? Not even Phil could believe such nonsense? Right?
"Sthap khanpahring me to a tyrhannical dicthator !"
**proceed to act as a tyrannical dictator**
That "banned, banned, banned, banned" is so unintentionally perfect 😂
@@barbiincognito13Phil is so fucking delusional it’s unreal.
It’s crazy how toxic he gets over very small things
Sheltered Pampered baby thats what he is
I like to imagine he's talking directly to me when he rants like a tough guy and then laugh at him. No fucking way he would ever say ANY of this shit to anyone, ever, in person. Dude is the absolute king of being an internet tough guy
Phill truly believes there is nothing inappropriate in acting this way, or he'll say its out of context, or only has a nugget of truth, or slanderous. He really is the manifestation of toxic.
He still thinks its the era of total Internet invincibility for himself
I lost it at "So disrespectful, to say shit like that" 😭 God bless
Hearing him get cryabetic and complain “pussyquickscope” repeatedly is the zenith of meaningful content.
So robust 🤭
I think what I hate most about DSP is the extreme hypocrisy. I cannot fathom how someone can call other people stupid after doing one of the most laughed at and most stupid things any human has done, ever. Also how someone with a business degree who is so terribly bad with money to the point of bankruptcy and begging people publicly for money, can call Elon Musk an idiot. It's outstanding.
I mean, Phil's right in this case, but for the wrong reasons. Elon Musk just threw away his investment when he took over Twitter and decided to run it to the ground like he did. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
well his opinion on musk is a case of a broken clock bein right twice a day
I agreed with everything you said with one exception.... Elon Musk is most certainly an idiot.
Me: I can't wait to go to America for my holiday next week
DSP: AND TO THE POS WHO THREATENED ME
IM CRYING "In history that have worn the hat like bison" and all of hitlers commanding officers. and their generals if thats how that works DUDEE LMAOOOOO
Russians used the same caps lmao quit being a liberal sped
When he gets super aggressive and starts swearing every other word making threats it's so funny because we know it's all hot air. He'd never say this shit to someone's face, he's like a chihuahua behind a fence.
A chihuahua would occasionally throw a bite lmao this mf is more like an angry sloth
'Internet tough guy.'
Compare it to him on the sidescroller podcast "SIR! SIR I AGREE SIR YOU'RE SO RIGHT"
Medium volume noises scare this guy. When he hears a car outside he has to go look. Not even loud noises. Just... noise. Man is terrified of everything and thinks he's so important that people actually would care enough to perma-end him.
Come on, we all know the real reason he wears that “military” hat.
so his dents have to refer to him as Mein Führer
"I have no aspirations to learn how to cook. I don't want to cook."
I bet you DSP doesn't know how to boil water.
Yes, Phil cant even understand that a large frozen chicken breast takes longer to cook than a smaller one and then he blames the instructions on the bag. LOL!
He's just a fun positive chill streamer
His face after he says no😂😂😂 only a mother can tolerate
"Please understand that I'm not toxic."
He’s changed! He was only a 39 year old man back then!
Fun Fact: Pussy Quick Scope was the original name for Jasper
This was last year's Phil, doob!
He's CHANGED ever since he was 40! AWNEST! 🙏 🙏 🙏
if quickscoping is no-skill but so easy to win with why doesnt DSP do it?
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A sprinkling of custom seasoning.
Now THIS is meaningful content.
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But now he's trying street fighter recipes..HAHAHAHA
Holy fuck the BO4 sniper kill compilation was amazing
I knew M. Bison wore a military cap, but I'm not into Street Fighter, so I never recognized that the hat Phil wears doesn't look like the character's.
That hat is a Soviet Style military cap.
If you look at the nazist hat it truly is closer to Phil's than bison's
@@vortex_1336 It's a nazi officer's cap with a knock off soviet insignia slapped on it so that it can actually be sold. Even the movie version of Bison didn't fly that close to the sun.
Apparently you have to be a cook to make a meal. Lucky he has his part time wife for that
It’s true. Instead of becoming a cook I became an accountant, I starved to death twelve years ago
How is that apparent? He never said you have to be a cook to make a meal 😂😂 you sound stupid
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:39 IM DYING !! The soundtrack !!
Calling quickscoping a no skill while he has the reaction time of a sloth lmao
Specially since hes never tried to do it himself. But he has trouble hitting targets that aren't moving anyway.
Quickscoping does require work, as far as getting the controller settings right. And we all know what happens to Phil when it comes to anything involving work…
I do find the quickscope reactions hilarious, and also very telling…
"Bunny hopping is the scrubbiest thing you can do in actual war." is one of my favorite quotes out of him
Chill, positive steams.
Treats his audience like dirt and what do they do? Throw MORE money at him.
This is so damn well edited. Bless you.
What fun positive chill curated content dood
That stupid "M. Bison hat" reveal always gets me with the edits people come up with!😂😂 keep up the awesome work!
He is so tough behing that gates on his street and 3-4 gates in that shitty room of his...so tough, if he met a detractor somewhere in the public he would fold like a cheap suit
RIP Snort Burnell, the legend will be missed.
No worries, hes back 😉
This channel is amazing. I’m so happy I found you.
it’s almost impressive Dsp has survived for so long on CZcams considering how utterly toxic he is 😂
The dents deserve this every day.
2:17 love that sound effect.
His hair looks much thicker these days, so whatever product he's using to regrow it is working
Phil pouring bacon grease down the toilet was just him joking guys
don't you have to be at least fit to look anything like Bison 😂
Phils big mouth is the reason no ones on his side
That editing is godlike
Ah yes, the Dunce saga
That's his entire life
Is the music from the Rampage games? Very nice choice
Yes
Looks just like Frank Fritz (my apologies Frank😂) from American Pickers 😅🤣🤣✌️
"christ" lol that's funny
The grifter in his natural habitat
YOOO 🤣 🤣 🤣 I never actually realized that the "Bison hat" wasn't actually M. Bison's hat. Idk why I never put 2 and 2 together before (I really just got into SF with SF6 so I've only seen Bison in videos about previous SF games) but that's sad and hilarious.
Ackdolf Pigler laying down the law for challenging the Snort Fort's Fuhrer
DSP: Why are you bringing up shit that happened over a decade ago! Stop that, morahhhhns!
DSP: I'm a content creator with a 16+ year legacy. I've been here longer than anyone else ever. Let me go into great detail about what CZcams was like 15 years ago.
holy fuck, he could have just got a red beret or a red hat to avoid this.
Wild how channels who put Dave's degeneracy on display put more editing and entertainment value into their khantent then the pigroach had into his in his whole library.
Great editing Rebsi! Love the triggered part.
I hear Rampage music, hell yeah
1:14 ban ban ban ban ban your gone 😂🤣
he's STILL HERE???? i honestly assumed dsp dropped off the face of the earth at some point around, like, 2011. who asked for this.
These videos are great man thanks for uploading them
This is a grown man.
You are def my new favorite detractor dood, keep it up
Hahaha I love how he turned into the perfect nazi meme while wearing that hat 😂😂😂
Remember when he used to say "full time girlfriend"? Shit gotta be the dumbest thing hes ever said
No way he ever said that
@@FieldsOfConfusion he 100% said it, and said it alot. Basically every time he would mention panda lee
Mature adult house is also cringe worthy…
for fun I wanted to see how hard it was to get an actual M Bison hat. Literally 2 minutes and you can find a red had and a skull w wings pin and it actually looks like his hat
What fil wore on the other hand, is def NOT an M. Bison hat. lol
The poor npc is being held hostage
I’m so glad Phil isn’t a children’s entertainer! Could you imagine if he was? He might do things like, wear a piece of clothing when a goal is met. Or maybe blow bubbles when the likes goal is met. I’m just really glad he’s an adult entertainer….
Great compilation
i still cant believe he thought that hat was a good idea
Please keep making these?... please keep making these.
the hitler hat blowout was great
So thats when he did the "ban ban ban ban ban ban!" Thing. On a NV stream too 😂
"Pussy quick scope. He didn't even look down sights."
Then it's not a quick scope, is it? It's a no scope. Even more embarassing for you.
Make fun of the hat?
To the gulag with you
I don't think he knows what quickscoping is.
My god he’s still wearing that hat
We are almost there
🐈 Quickscope
He makes me so uncomfortable
2:26😂😂😂
He can't cook 😂😂😂😂
His nazi hat is hilarious 😂 just compare it side by side with an actual Nazi hat, its almost identical. Russian or even US military hats do NOT look like the one he has
It's a soviet union military hat.
@@vortex_1336 google "nazi hat". Its almost identical. Google "soviet military hat" and you'll see its not the same.
The side scrollers video really got in his head. Been angry ever since
He really believed there were people on his side before that
DarkScheizePhil
Gaming.
ack ackack
Does anyone know by which methods he acquired that hat?
He just ordered it off Amazon fir like $20
What is it narcissists and someone typing in full caps? 7:22
3:21 he said "pussy quickscope" like how a vintage cartoon sidekick would have said "jumpin' Jupiter!"
Absolute lolcow behavior
#DSPositive
Oh the Nazis marching during that rant was chefs kiss
wdym phil. why are you complaining about aim assist when your also on controller using aim assist.
But it’s a naziesque hat so obviously people are going to bring it up
5:42 lmao doesn’t he say he’s not losing his hair? Mf looks like a bird nest
PHAZATIVE REVEAL NOT ANYTHING OF NOTE DOOD