This one time i said "watch this" to my buddy as we were approaching the condo's pool. That shit was a 3rd of the way full and i was drunk/on dxm and weed. Safe to say i smashed my nose and it's forever looking to the left. If you want a pic for confirmation just ask
I mean the chances of that happening aren’t that high. You need all the right circumstance for it to go as intended so I actually think this one is real
How did you manage to not get the scourges of humanity to not argue about literally anything in your comments with that many likes? I'm perplexed. Did everyone actually agree for once? Something isn't right. Might be nuclear armageddon soon if this keeps up. My last comment people literally argued about if water was wet and I have no idea how it came about. I'm not joking, at all. I deleted my comment so I could have peace from the notifications... 😂
@@Lancasterlitchfieldhave you ever watched top gear? Most things they do and say are not scripted for instance why would the company let Jeremy say the most hilarious yet fucked up things?
This is super fake. You'd be a fool to believe that they don't plan things out and premeditate mishaps. They also try to create situations where something "exciting" happens so they can react to it and exaggerate the situation. It's a show, so I don't blame them, but it is definately not real and they don't always express legitimate emotions.
@@dickrichard626if it’s not premeditated, and as they go on throughout the day and decide to do something funny, buddy it’s genuine. You sound so ridiculous, so if you and your friends hanging out, and decide to go on a road trip right at that moment, and just go and record yourselves for fun, That’s all staged and fake? wtf lol
@@charleskim6711 There is straight up CGI, strategic camera cuts, with impossible shots in the show... For example they launch a car with a catapolt into a house while pretending that it's real and an accident, when it's obvious that it is not... Troll.
@@dickrichard626of course they plan things, doesn't mean that accidents dont happen. As when James got knocked out, do you think that was staged? Or when Hammond broke his leg, do you think that was staged? Or when James broke his ribs falling of that horse, do you think that was staged? Or when Hammond broke his hand falling off that other horse, do you think that was staged? Or when James crashed his Mitsubishi, do you think that was staged? Or when Hammond crashed the rocket car, do you think that was staged? Or when Clarkson crashed his scooter, do you think that was staged? Only a fool would believe these things weren't planned according to you.
Raised my 13 year old son on these guys. He just loved his cars. A hyper kid who only sat to watch & giggle at these fabulous clowns. The he grew into James & Jeremy's documentaries. Thanks he is a wonderful lad who is quirky & knows loads of crazy stuff.
@@henrybierman8431 its the Top Gear UK. This is from the golden years when Clarkson, Hammond and Captain Slow May hosted for about 10 seasons I think. All others really fail in comparison and the American version is horrible. Be careful though because if you watch one episode you will binge watch seasons before you know it. It is probably one of my favorite shows of all time.
James pointing at the log then pointing at the window 😂 i know way too much was scripted but their reactions still seem more candid than 99% of reaction vids on social media.
Can we sacrifice yourself and the other npcs that lack all capacity for original thought and essentially just communicate with copy and pasted phrases like 'protect x at all costs'?
@@AFAndersen that must be an episode from when they went to Amazon??? I've not seen any of the Grand Tour episodes. Just the ones when it was Top Gear..
As it turned out, his genius really was quite frightening
And always said in their pristine UK voice
Best comment.
I was just about to say that lol
Frighteningly low 😂
You stole this comment from the original one 10 months ago
I love Hammond's face the moment he pieced everything together.
That was exactly my reaction when I watched it happen 😂
I know right
"Pieced together" ?? Ha! I'd like to see him try. That rear window is gonna stay in pieces... very *small* pieces.
Just put a stone behind the wheel after u park there is not need for that kind of lazy nes
Yeah.
That wiper makes it look almost fake
These 3 are possibly the most legendary trio of television, ever
Inimitables
Ricky Julian and bubbles too
I was gonna correct you with three stooges but it’s pretty much the same thing with cars
Meh
Rip top gear
This moment and whole episode is really a gem
Are you BCNOgi?
@@vainglories7512 ?
What episode this is?
@@dAndriasta Africa special
@@dAndriasta finding the source of the river nile
"Sometimes my Genius is almost Frightening" Famous Last Words.
The look of shock when the window breaks is class
He almost Final Destination-ed himself.
@@Narinjas oh no 💀
I got to say. I agree with that statement. Specially the "Frightening" part👀
Guy prophesied his doom
Not only did he create a wooden handbrake but it also self stores. His genius really is frightening.
Underrated comment
@bonvoyage9695 yeah, I just don't know what kind of car designer puts a window there. 🙄
Right when he said scorcher it created an extra window for ventilation 😂
It would've, if that glass hadn't gotten in the way
He said it will be hot out well also turn the ac on
“Did that-“
“Yes James, it did”
Automatic handbrake and automatic window opener
Truly a great design
I just love that James and Hammond came to realization at the same time.
That’s the sign of a true team.
@@frankmartinez2987 Great minds think a like
Well Jeremy had to point it out to them
Ye because Human brains are almost same sizes
Dude acts like he invented wood logs
Anytime a sentence starts with “Watch This” with this trio, it’ll 99.9% end in catastrophe 😂😂😂😂.
Hold my beer
I love these guys 😄
Literally. I searched "watch this top gear compilation" and the first clip in the first video he accidently runs into a car with a snow plow 😂
This one time i said "watch this" to my buddy as we were approaching the condo's pool. That shit was a 3rd of the way full and i was drunk/on dxm and weed. Safe to say i smashed my nose and it's forever looking to the left. If you want a pic for confirmation just ask
😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉
The way Hammond and James are confused for a moment 😂
Jeremy Clarkson is unintentionally one of the funniest people alive
Check out the bush ranger Russell Coit. He does stuff like this on a daily basis.
I rewatched this probably 100 times when I was a kid. My favorite scene in any show I’ve ever watched 😂😂
If were really honest with ourselves… it’s intentional.
You really believe that's unintentional? His whole persona is based on hamming it up
I mean the chances of that happening aren’t that high. You need all the right circumstance for it to go as intended so I actually think this one is real
To be fair, his genius really is frightening. Quite literally😂
Pride always comes before the fall...
Then you realize the stunt was setup from the beginning
@@RobeonMew True, but doesn't make this or the comment any less funny.
@@Idksixtynine
Kinda does.
*_Anyone_* can be funny if they have a decent scriptwriter.
@@watschnbaamschui5773 how u get this pinky poop
Jeremy's Farm was the best show. Can't wait to watch it again. He's priceless.
Its called clarksons farm but yes very good show
frightening is a correct word choice
“Watch this”
Famous last words
Right up there with "Hold my beer."
What follows those words will either be the greatest thing you’ve ever witnessed, or the hardest you’ve ever laughed at failure
Honestly
lmao beat me to the comment
@@willf.4590right 😂😂😂😂
“Watch this”. The two most common words before a disaster.
underrated comment
its actually "oh fuck"
That's right your genius are frightening 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂right
@@jj-fk9ez nah thats after
I loved these guys together. Truly some of the best moments on tv
He truly has a dizzying intellect
Log said "oh a scorcher? Let me open a window for you."
Why are your likes so low?
First comment!
@@scatz4994 i don't even remember commenting this.
🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Right? Old tv shows like this were so nostalgic as a kid
I love how Richard and James took a second to realize what has happened
Fake laugh
@@mightymouse5029Cause nothing real ever happens right?
not to someone who lives exclusively in the basement, either WFH, watching anime or sleeping. @@kuya_akie
Ahhh Jeremy Clarkson, the world’s most valuable treasure😂
The slow approach, the pause, and then the laughter really sold it for me! 🤣🤣🤣
The smug smile after he says "I simply set off" always cracks me up 😂😂😂
Also how he just launches forward in a hurry.
He was right to be frightened, further proving he's a genius.
😳
Yes.
Genius... in breaking stuff.
There's always that one friend who will laugh at your unthoughtful situation
Hammond's reaction is perfect.
"It's gonna be a scorcher today!" at least he has some more ventilation in his car
But that was the bright side!💡
Right after he said it too, like a higher power was like I hear you and sent the log in 😂
How did you manage to not get the scourges of humanity to not argue about literally anything in your comments with that many likes? I'm perplexed. Did everyone actually agree for once? Something isn't right. Might be nuclear armageddon soon if this keeps up. My last comment people literally argued about if water was wet and I have no idea how it came about. I'm not joking, at all. I deleted my comment so I could have peace from the notifications... 😂
wooden handbrake: scorcher? lemme fix that for ya
More like no more AC
“It’s going to be a scorcher” *wooden handbrake cracks open a window for em*
🤣😂🤣👌😁
His genius is truly frightening.
Yeah, f*ck the A/C
Automatic rear window. Genius indeed
Forget using the AC
This clip never gets old!
My genius, it's almost frightening ❌
My genius, it generates gravity ✅
James and Hammond standing there, realizing at the same time what happened and breaking out laughing is epic 😂👌
standing here, i realize
He was just like me, trying to make history
good to know I'm not the only one who sang this
@@carlosnava1471 But who's to judge, the right from wrong
I love that they took such a long moment to appreciate the totality of his failure.
the silence was comical
Such great comedic timing.
Didn't you know it's all scripted?
@@Lancasterlitchfieldas were you
@@Lancasterlitchfieldhave you ever watched top gear? Most things they do and say are not scripted for instance why would the company let Jeremy say the most hilarious yet fucked up things?
You gotta love topgear!
This always cracks me up.. must’ve watched some of these trips a dozen times and they’re still enjoyable to watch.
“Watch this…”
Famous last words.
“Watch what?” - Leia
@@Just_Keep_Ronin We’re in trouble
Among with: "How hard can it be?" xD
@@MegaNandoXZ and "still, could be worse"
And he said it himself it's a word asking for disaster
The delay in Hammond and May’s reaction made this all the funnier 😂😂😂😂
Because it's scripted
how do you just script something like that?@@joewillburn
obviously they were just trying to figure out how the window broke
He should break the silence with "Jackass"
It's good to see these guys on CZcams.
I’ve noticed that when you actually take your bragging rights and relish in them, bad luck usually comes right behind
Some call this phenomenon: "Karma"
"Pride comes before a crash."
I don’t believe in any superstition except this…
nobody cares. it’s a funny video. shut up.
jinx is the word
also the pokemon
No-one can ever beat the chemistry between these three lads. Pure gold
So so true for me the show ended with them 😢
@@bsparxxx3718That's why we watch Grand Tour since then.
@@bsparxxx3718haven’t watched it since tbh. All this woke crap ruined the show.
The grand tour is still going and Amazon brought them back on the Grand Tour, also, they can now cuss and stuff too.
Its like some of those tv shows that make you feel it is your family, and Top gear did the same.
The pause and then the cloud of red dust sweeping in 😂
I love how they both pieced it together at the same time
The delayed reaction laughter was hilarious
😊
they were looking at the bottom of the car where the wooden handbrake was and Jeremy had to point upwards lol
It’s the hands up like “how tf could that have happened??” for me 😂
That's the most British way of hand braking the car
this was probably my favorite episode. i loved every episode where the three of them went on roadtrips across the country
And these moments are why we love top gear. Unscripted “genius” moments 😍
used to...
Yeah, hate the scripted ones in the later end and in Grand tour
@@hebbocake you can see the tarp in the back it’s 100% scripted
@@PolishedWalnut I think it was scripted from the start but does it matter, if you enjoy it, you enjoy it!
@@pamav7414 I think its a curtain. You can see it on the drivers seat as he gets in. It goes all the way around inside the car
Nothing can ever replace this trio
😢fax
I miss those day man
literally nothing.
Not as good as these 3 obviously but car trek on CZcams is honestly really good and heavily inspired by these 3. They do a really good job
@@thungyyhbhwhat?
Ryan from fort-nine does a pretty good job replicating.
Like always a great genius lmao😂😂😂😂
Oh my god, that OH MY GOD!!! killed it for me!🤣
This episode had me crying when he said “oh. My. Guooooood!”
sometimes my genius is frightening...
especially when it becomes my stupidity😅
Which one is it?
It's oh my gosh
「ぐおおおおお」って翻訳されんの笑った
Best car show ever , these 3 guys work together like magic
What's it called? I need to see more
@@emrysadaar3045 it's a must. TopGear Jeremy Clarkson
@@emrysadaar3045 and this episode is TopGear Africa Special. Search all the episodes. Nothing will ever come like those guys. Best car show ever
@@emrysadaar3045top gear
@@emrysadaar3045 Its Top Gear (UK)
Clarkson: “It’s gonna be a scorcher today”
Wooden handbrake: “SHADDAP WILL YA!”
ALMOST frightening you say? I think that might as well be an understatement. 😅
"Did that👉👆"
Had me rolling
👉👌?
@@j22563 tf man
@@j22563 nah really bro
Gotta love the huge dust cloud that comes thru that back window😂😂😂😂😂
All over his sheets. What were they? Egyptian cotton?
“Look on the bright side, it’s going to be a scorcher today” *Log breaks window*😂😂😂
Him: "sometimes my genius is almost frightening" *literally dies*
Best thing is that can't be faked or staged was their genuine reaction.
This is super fake. You'd be a fool to believe that they don't plan things out and premeditate mishaps. They also try to create situations where something "exciting" happens so they can react to it and exaggerate the situation. It's a show, so I don't blame them, but it is definately not real and they don't always express legitimate emotions.
@@dickrichard626if it’s not premeditated, and as they go on throughout the day and decide to do something funny, buddy it’s genuine.
You sound so ridiculous, so if you and your friends hanging out, and decide to go on a road trip right at that moment, and just go and record yourselves for fun,
That’s all staged and fake? wtf lol
@@charleskim6711 There is straight up CGI, strategic camera cuts, with impossible shots in the show... For example they launch a car with a catapolt into a house while pretending that it's real and an accident, when it's obvious that it is not... Troll.
@@dickrichard626nah you right. However you gotta admit, staged or fake, this clip of the log smashing the rear window is really funny
@@dickrichard626of course they plan things, doesn't mean that accidents dont happen. As when James got knocked out, do you think that was staged? Or when Hammond broke his leg, do you think that was staged? Or when James broke his ribs falling of that horse, do you think that was staged? Or when Hammond broke his hand falling off that other horse, do you think that was staged? Or when James crashed his Mitsubishi, do you think that was staged? Or when Hammond crashed the rocket car, do you think that was staged? Or when Clarkson crashed his scooter, do you think that was staged? Only a fool would believe these things weren't planned according to you.
He invented a simple, automated solution to let more air in on a hot day. Pure genius
Sometimes his genius idea births it own genius.
Heating companies HATE HIM for this one simple trick.
This is hands down my favourite episode
"The wooden handbrake is holding me, i simply set off"
"🙂"
Some say, his genius knows no bounds.
…and that he uses a log as a handbrake. All we know, he’s called …
@@AlexDanston CLARKSONNNNNN!!!!
that his genius might even generate gravity
The dust absolutely conquering the inside of that car is what makes this for me I can't breath
neither could he
I can't breath
"Sometimes my genius is quite frightening"
Literally
Him: “sometimes my genius is quite frightening”. *3 seconds later*
-His window breaks- Him: Regretting what he said. Me:😂😂😂
The added context makes the clip even funnier
I don't get what he was trying to do at all...
@@Lexxidonhis hand brake broke, meaning he couldn't stop the car at an angle
I’m going to miss these guys. I love their long trek videos.
The grand tour does the same thing 😂
@@michaelarkell5437😂 the grand tour is ending soon
@@michaelarkell5437 not a patch on this era. It cannot be replicated
“Sometimes my genius, is almost frightening”
That is a fuckin vibe right there my guy
Raised my 13 year old son on these guys. He just loved his cars. A hyper kid who only sat to watch & giggle at these fabulous clowns. The he grew into James & Jeremy's documentaries. Thanks he is a wonderful lad who is quirky & knows loads of crazy stuff.
Miss these guys. Their road trips were always so entertaining.
They just released a new one on Prime Video
They run with Amazon prime now and do Grand Tour
Even better is when they hand pick broken pieces of glass because they're sensitive to the indigenous people who walk barefoot. That's amazing.
No that was pretty lame
@@nilsteegen33 I agree, your reply sure was
@@nilsteegen33 average frenchman
@@caingamin2 🏳️
@@nilsteegen33 being edgy wont make you cool bud
The aggression of the last movement of the log. Like a Scotsman headbutting his way into a pub full of English football fans 😂
As well as a new handbrake, jezza got air-conditioning at the same time.
This is one of my favorite clips. "Sometimes my genius almost frightens me" breaks window in the dumbest way possible 🤣
Foreshadowing
😂😂😂😂😂man😂😂😂
His genius is indeed frightening, quite dangerous as well.
It took Richard and James so long to realize what happened 😂
the moment they work out whats happened and immediately start laughing😭
everytime when i get overconfident in my tests
sometimes life dont want you have good vibes😂
I love how they remained silent for seconds before bursting into laughter 😂👍
It’s the look on his face when the cloud of dust enters the car . 😂
"I'm a genius"
"Oh no!"
Gotta be the most iconic moment in the show
What is this show
@@henrybierman8431 Top gear I think
@@henrybierman8431 its the Top Gear UK. This is from the golden years when Clarkson, Hammond and Captain Slow May hosted for about 10 seasons I think. All others really fail in comparison and the American version is horrible. Be careful though because if you watch one episode you will binge watch seasons before you know it. It is probably one of my favorite shows of all time.
Why do they all talk like stewie from family guy?
Definitely the funniest or when he throws a rock at James.
Hats off to the editor. The comedic timing was masterful
James pointing at the log then pointing at the window 😂 i know way too much was scripted but their reactions still seem more candid than 99% of reaction vids on social media.
I spat saliva in laughter when i heard him say "my genius is sometimes frightening," and then *bang*
I love these three mates. These guys are the best! I can watch them literally do anything, and it'll be entertaining.
Literally anything? So you'd watch them having sex with each other?
Well, if you're into that sort of thing, on you go.
show name?
@@matthewthegamer878top gear
Watch them sleep
I agree
"It's gonna be a scorcher today"
Log: "Hey, let me fix that for you"
Bro that took a second to process😂
That one friend always done silly things with confidence 😂
The dust coming in was epic
I love how they both walk over completely silent, look at it for a few seconds and then both just start reviling in the moment
Revelling
@@doma7956 redbull
To be fair, they didn't know what happened. For all they know they could have witnessed a person with a bark in his skull.
Nah he's a bit of a twat
One of the best shows ever made
This was peak, everything, from the first to the last episode.
Protect Jeremy Clarkson at all costs
From himself apparently 😂
i can promise it's still cheaper than protecting Hammond
@@markborsos646😂
If you did that, he would be locked up in a padded room .
Can we sacrifice yourself and the other npcs that lack all capacity for original thought and essentially just communicate with copy and pasted phrases like 'protect x at all costs'?
The fact that these guys are just getting older and older makes me… we‘ll miss you so much
I know the day any one of them die a lot of us are going to cry 😢
man was like “watch this” and then backed up on the log and said “now my hand break is holding me let’s set off” tf are you talking about😂😂😂
At least we learned; Tie both ends, not just the middle.
That episode is one of the greatest pieces of television ever made!..
What episode it is?
@@KillDastY Africa special. Its where they go to search for the source of the river nile
Only beaten by the Mongolia-episode!
@@AFAndersen that must be an episode from when they went to Amazon??? I've not seen any of the Grand Tour episodes. Just the ones when it was Top Gear..
you obviously haven't watched much television and have you