Top Gear - James' Cat

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  • @topdollars2
    @topdollars2 Před 8 lety +1458

    "What's wrong with your cat James?"
    "I'll tell you what's wrong with it. It's dead. That's what's wrong with it."

    • @onpsxmember
      @onpsxmember Před 8 lety +32

      +Riccardo Vigato
      This is an ex-cat. It seized to be.
      No no...it's resting.

    • @hiropf
      @hiropf Před 8 lety +3

      +onpsxmember Hello mister polly parrot

    • @hleth4888
      @hleth4888 Před 8 lety +7

      nah nah, it's pinin' for the fjords

    • @masterzz57
      @masterzz57 Před 5 lety +1

      No, it’s resting.

    • @alexandergunn5143
      @alexandergunn5143 Před 3 lety +18

      Does that mean it's not coming on then?

  • @911gpd
    @911gpd Před 8 lety +1244

    "What sort of car ?" Hahahahahahaha

  • @ethownzbh
    @ethownzbh Před 8 lety +953

    What sort of car? fucking LOL

    • @reoswedewagon1651
      @reoswedewagon1651 Před 8 lety +21

      +Ethanmeister I swear it was an Audi A6. No idea why, but I just fee like it would be an A6. An estate.

    • @samhill487
      @samhill487 Před 8 lety +18

      +Johan Karlsson It was a 1 series with a man in shiny shorts and branded BMW sunglasses. Probably.

    • @jackwisner1189
      @jackwisner1189 Před 8 lety +20

      +Ethanmeister A Jaguar.
      *Rimshot*

    • @jebwatson
      @jebwatson Před 8 lety +9

      +Ethanmeister I thought he was going to suggest that it was an AMG mercedes... That might've been awkward.

    • @Innerspace100
      @Innerspace100 Před 8 lety +116

      James, I've just ran over your cat and killed it...
      ... in my Jaaaag.

  • @MaskedMenace830
    @MaskedMenace830 Před 8 lety +305

    "When did it die?"
    "Last week"
    Poor James XD

  • @Dissonance58
    @Dissonance58 Před 6 lety +357

    "It's illiterate, it couldn't possibly write a book" - "Well that didn't stop the last one WAIT EDIT THAT OUT"
    Lost it right there

  • @biketesters8994
    @biketesters8994 Před 3 lety +103

    1:26 the way richard and james let there shoulders down 😂

  • @theodenmannix4362
    @theodenmannix4362 Před 2 lety +17

    Hammond's reaction "THE CAT'S DEAD JEREMY YOU [BEEEEP]" gets me

  • @EltonBeatles
    @EltonBeatles Před 8 lety +1584

    And this is the perfect example why the new Top Gear 'formula' will completely fail. The show was a big succes because of three middle-aged mates having a banter and great chemistry. If they would do a show about hairdressing, it would still be great. Top Gear's secret was not the fact it was mostly about cars, it was because of these three. I mean, have you ever seen Top Gear USA? Top Gear Australia? I rest my case.

    • @mmmTastyFish
      @mmmTastyFish Před 8 lety +95

      +EltonBeatles they could do a gardening and landscaping show and it would be phenomenal!

    • @MattyMMW
      @MattyMMW Před 8 lety +48

      +Alex Flaherty They did a top gear ground force special in '07
      www.motoringbox.com/cars/entertainment/top-gear/episode-guides/topgear-specials/top-gear-ground-force/

    • @mmmTastyFish
      @mmmTastyFish Před 8 lety +5

      yes they did :P

    • @rishimalhotra5808
      @rishimalhotra5808 Před 8 lety +5

      +Alex Flaherty BBC were freaking crazy to send jezza out, now they will be bankrupt for sure

    • @garyomaany83
      @garyomaany83 Před 8 lety +21

      +EltonBeatles A good example is when they did top gear ground force, a show about gardening but still brilliantly entertaining

  • @kazikian
    @kazikian Před 8 lety +676

    I'm sorry about your cat, James :(

  • @joshuacullen4344
    @joshuacullen4344 Před 8 lety +315

    Jeremy's Priorities: James - "It got hit by a car", Jeremy - "What sort of car?" Might have laughed slightly at that bit :') R.I.P. Cat

  • @therickman1990
    @therickman1990 Před 3 lety +86

    James: this is complete rubbish
    Everyone in the world who, when they where young, thought James May was just captain slow along for the ride but now realises he was the coolest dude on the show: this is pure gold!

  • @bennarn123
    @bennarn123 Před 8 lety +139

    So fucking funny, "what sort of car" i lost it! I could watch behind the scenes of old top gear for hours!!

  • @Kertezium
    @Kertezium Před 8 lety +333

    Lost my shit at 'What type of car?' xD

    • @jewman303
      @jewman303 Před 8 lety +2

      Me too 😂😂😂

    • @jensjensen9035
      @jensjensen9035 Před 3 lety +1

      Peugeot

    • @nettraveller81
      @nettraveller81 Před 3 lety +1

      Reliant Robin

    • @jacksonbroadbent7423
      @jacksonbroadbent7423 Před 3 lety +3

      In my jaaaaag

    • @bobthebuilder2922
      @bobthebuilder2922 Před 3 lety +2

      I would like to inform you that i found your shit at my porch this morning. After 4 years being homeless it has become very worn out and it is in a bad shape but don't worry, i'll fix it up so it can be released into the wilderness again
      Yours sinsirely, Bob the builder
      Ps. please be careful and don't lose shit anymore

  • @omegaprime8612
    @omegaprime8612 Před 8 lety +484

    Clarkson is hilarious

    • @Insidious589
      @Insidious589 Před 8 lety +41

      they all are

    • @dunlop9161
      @dunlop9161 Před 3 lety +3

      Also: water is wet

    • @NorthCamZ
      @NorthCamZ Před 3 lety +5

      @Joye J then your boring and should just go

    • @patrickhendley-waite5493
      @patrickhendley-waite5493 Před 3 lety

      Joye J tha needs to go and jump in a skip and dig thi self a sense of humour out if ya can find one

    • @dunlop9161
      @dunlop9161 Před 3 lety +2

      @@patrickhendley-waite5493 u good mate

  • @xKuukkelix
    @xKuukkelix Před 8 lety +300

    poor james

  • @alexanderg1935
    @alexanderg1935 Před 7 lety +97

    'Can we go and have a sandwich?' For god sake microwave it or something before he gets there..

  • @Squirrelnutter
    @Squirrelnutter Před rokem +2

    RIP Fusker ❤️

  • @w-james9277
    @w-james9277 Před 8 lety +70

    R.I.P Jame's cat

  • @olejakobaune8033
    @olejakobaune8033 Před 3 lety +20

    That coat for Hammond, surprised none of the others said anything

  • @sauravbarman4252
    @sauravbarman4252 Před 3 lety +11

    When Jeremy asked James what sort of car it was imagine James saying "It's a Dacia Sandero!'

  • @keyboardwarrior327
    @keyboardwarrior327 Před 5 lety +7

    "I swear on my motorcycle's life that I don't know who the new Stig is." -James May

  • @ShafiqAdli
    @ShafiqAdli Před 3 lety +10

    1:25 "What sort of car?"
    -
    Probably a Peugeot, Jeremy. Maniac.

  • @SoulCast7
    @SoulCast7 Před 5 lety +109

    JC: Well I didn't know your cat was dead.
    JM: Well you do now.
    JC: How did it die?
    JM: Cause it got hit by a car.
    .
    .
    .
    JC: What sort of car?

  • @alexanderhill5206
    @alexanderhill5206 Před 5 lety +15

    Hammond: Ive got so many one of my dogs could die and I wouldn't notice for weeks 😂😂😂 Under appreciated statement.

  • @Macho_Fantastico
    @Macho_Fantastico Před 3 lety +6

    This basically turned into a Monty Python sketch.

  • @peterparker8708
    @peterparker8708 Před 3 lety +4

    The three men I admire the most, the Clarkson, the Hammond and the captain slow...

  • @leighannbart3337
    @leighannbart3337 Před 8 lety +40

    RIP fuskers :(

  • @petergriffin912
    @petergriffin912 Před 8 lety +158

    Play this at speed 0.5 and they sound pissed

  • @ErraticHail
    @ErraticHail Před 7 lety +5

    3:07 Jeremy made me spit of laughter by the way he promptly smiles

  • @JustTahmid
    @JustTahmid Před 8 lety +49

    I would happily jeremy, James and Richard talk behind the scenes for hrs.

    • @collinslfc
      @collinslfc Před 8 lety +11

      You would happily Jeremy? That's interesting.

    • @JustTahmid
      @JustTahmid Před 8 lety +2

      +Collins LFC happily watch aha. Didn't even notice I missed a word out 😂😂😂

    • @TheBoldImperator
      @TheBoldImperator Před 7 lety +5

      I'd happily Jeremy too, but let's not be public about these sorts of things, you never know who could be reading.

  • @MrTor1997
    @MrTor1997 Před 8 lety +4

    I just love these guys... they make me laugh every time I watch the show

  • @Filipe1020
    @Filipe1020 Před 6 lety +3

    That Peugeot 205 GTi at the back, so tempting.

  • @potownrob
    @potownrob Před 3 lety +4

    RIP Tiddles

  • @weasel945
    @weasel945 Před 6 lety +6

    Something about this clip makes it look like May and Clarkson are fathers to a little Hammond.

  • @lpsp442
    @lpsp442 Před 7 lety +14

    Can we go and have a sanddd-witch? *walks for a moment, then leans and grins at the camera*

  • @manutddachamps08
    @manutddachamps08 Před 8 lety +4

    This clip is better than the whole series of the re-vamped top gear... FACT

  • @Lincolntowncoupe
    @Lincolntowncoupe Před 2 lety +2

    "it got hit by a car."
    "....what sort of car?"

  • @casehamatojones1369
    @casehamatojones1369 Před 6 lety +2

    awe no ! this is almost as sad as the 928 Porsche story about Jeremy’s father . I’m sorry for ur loss James !

  • @S4KCx
    @S4KCx Před 7 lety +16

    205 gti in the background 😃

  • @obergfamily9049
    @obergfamily9049 Před 3 lety +3

    I love how during this entire exchange the camera man just kept rolling.

  • @floatingnecc4842
    @floatingnecc4842 Před 2 lety +1

    That is the highest frames and quality I've ever seen in top gear

  • @aureliusbooya2761
    @aureliusbooya2761 Před 3 lety +3

    I felt like the way Clarkson asked about having a sandwich was definitely a bit of foreshadowing.

  • @Allangulon
    @Allangulon Před 8 lety +139

    I had a cat named Oscar.(pictured)

    • @randomguy6677
      @randomguy6677 Před 8 lety +4

      "Had" a cat called Oscar? Sad sad sad 😧

    • @Allangulon
      @Allangulon Před 8 lety +1

      +ZeroFucks too right it is,!

    • @mattf3329
      @mattf3329 Před 8 lety +7

      Ive still got a beautiful cat called Oscar :)

    • @Allangulon
      @Allangulon Před 8 lety +6

      I hope you get to keep him for very long time.

    • @mattf3329
      @mattf3329 Před 8 lety +5

      Cheers buddy and sorry for your loss. He's 14 now but he looks and acts half his age, so hopefully he's got plenty of time left in him.

  • @aimfuldrifter
    @aimfuldrifter Před 8 lety +42

    And they have talked about having a dinner here - oh the irony :)

  • @hetspeelkwartiertjeslaatte2624

    Hehe.
    It's like me and my mates in the morning after a sleepover.

  • @Raez_XL
    @Raez_XL Před 8 lety +2

    I miss these guys.

  • @fredschriks8554
    @fredschriks8554 Před 8 lety +37

    My dog dead, died last year. 😂 haha Jeremy.

  • @wjmcd703
    @wjmcd703 Před 6 lety +33

    I'm trying to imagine James May with kids, and I just can't see it....

    • @TheHardik112
      @TheHardik112 Před 3 lety +10

      I think James would be amazing with kids, if you haven’t watch toy stories James may

    • @blozzjani
      @blozzjani Před 3 lety +1

      They'd be like the Von Trapps! neatly lined up when he arrived home in hight order 🤣🤣🤣

  • @eunhyukwon5630
    @eunhyukwon5630 Před 3 lety +8

    I like Cats
    James like Cats
    I like James May

  • @amyy2403
    @amyy2403 Před 3 lety +2

    the way james said “last week” 🥺😢💔

  • @MikeMUFC91
    @MikeMUFC91 Před 4 lety +4

    What sort of car 😂 kills me every single time

  • @intorsusvolo7834
    @intorsusvolo7834 Před 3 lety +3

    That’s the “Top Gear” magic.

  • @ronanwood6891
    @ronanwood6891 Před 8 lety +23

    Can we go and have a sandwich get him a fucking hot meal DO NOT GET HIM A SANDWICH

  • @nzwotb2525
    @nzwotb2525 Před 3 lety +2

    16 years my cat lived until he died in 2017

  • @RandomDuude
    @RandomDuude Před 8 lety +1

    What a lovely VW Beetle behind them :3

  • @killerdinamo08
    @killerdinamo08 Před 3 lety +2

    When I hear of an accident I usually am curios about the type car as well, so I would like to find out myself about poor James' cat too 😁.

  • @raven_of_zoso455
    @raven_of_zoso455 Před rokem +2

    I like cats, and I like May. I feel bad for him.

  • @B0XMATTER
    @B0XMATTER Před 3 lety +1

    "It got hit by a car."
    "...what sort of car?"

  • @hemathkumar8345
    @hemathkumar8345 Před 5 lety +5

    now the reason why Jeremy asked why what sort of car...was because ...in future doing a segment ...driving a car....hell point to a car on the road and say..."people who drive..._________ are murderers....one of them killed James's cat"....and then hell phone james and say" did this man kill your cat....??"

  • @BenSmith-xq2ng
    @BenSmith-xq2ng Před 6 lety +2

    The way he said sandwich lol I'm in pain😂

  • @lieutenantbigz938
    @lieutenantbigz938 Před 3 lety +2

    May's cat: *dies*
    Jezza: Oh no... Anyway!

  • @rinusvandeven
    @rinusvandeven Před 8 lety +3

    I could watch these three mumbling around for hour after hour.

  • @kingcatlxix4573
    @kingcatlxix4573 Před 3 lety +2

    This is proof we never watched top gear for the cars, we watched it for these 3

  • @zloychechen5150
    @zloychechen5150 Před 3 lety +4

    Each time i had a blue volvo 940, it would claim a cat's life.
    The first one chewed a kitten, who got under the bonnet, with a/c compressor belt when i started it (the car sat for a few days beforehand, so it wasn't warm, and it was very warm outside, so one wouldn't expect this), with the other one i just ran over a cat who decided that the best way of getting out of the way of a car approaching at 80kph was to run towards it. On a sidenote, i once opened the bonnet to check the oil in the latter one, and 3 cats were in there.
    So i'm implying that the sort of car that ran over James' cat was that.

  • @AnasAsifSA
    @AnasAsifSA Před 4 lety +4

    Good thing they had those sandwiches. I wish they kept them coming...

  • @Nelmistro
    @Nelmistro Před 6 lety +3

    I like Richard's coat.

  • @nigelclark7360
    @nigelclark7360 Před 3 lety +2

    The three wise men

  • @lordmfitzgerald3rd754
    @lordmfitzgerald3rd754 Před 7 měsíci

    I like how Richard is so short he’s being blocked out by the sun by the other 2 🤣

  • @loldood505
    @loldood505 Před 5 lety

    Many many many new things coming for the show ------ FIRED

  • @DarylSkinner
    @DarylSkinner Před 8 lety

    super cool VID :]

  • @leogonzales4634
    @leogonzales4634 Před 8 lety +4

    Love this.

  • @hellfolf7343
    @hellfolf7343 Před 8 lety

    where do u get these behind the scenes videos!!!

  • @DatW268
    @DatW268 Před 2 lety +2

    R.I.P Fusker May
    James May's pet cat.

  • @glenthompson7830
    @glenthompson7830 Před 6 lety

    black 205 gti in the background nice

  • @randomguy6677
    @randomguy6677 Před 8 lety +1

    Clarkson... "when did it die???" Lol

  • @PugBoiGti
    @PugBoiGti Před 6 lety

    Nice lookin 1.9 205 GTI in the background

  • @rocklobster1017
    @rocklobster1017 Před 8 lety +1

    is there a list of the old stigs? I'm curious to what kind of racing they have done in the past

  • @brentonherbert7775
    @brentonherbert7775 Před 8 lety

    Is this part of the special features form the DVD or something?

  • @dragonbutt
    @dragonbutt Před 7 lety +1

    May puts up with a lot of stuff

  • @kahnadah
    @kahnadah Před 6 lety +8

    "Can we go and have a sandwich?" It had better be a hot sandwich or Clarkson will punch you.

  • @RathOne123
    @RathOne123 Před 7 lety +21

    and that's when Jeremy found his sandwich cold and popped the producer

    • @KAMIKAZE-dk8xd
      @KAMIKAZE-dk8xd Před 7 lety +3

      lmao "popped"

    • @jamie8037
      @jamie8037 Před 3 lety +5

      @@KAMIKAZE-dk8xd some say, the producer was made of bubble rap

    • @6yjjk
      @6yjjk Před 3 lety +1

      @@jamie8037 Is that anything like mumble rap?

    • @jamie8037
      @jamie8037 Před 3 lety

      @@6yjjk no clue what that is

  • @respectedgentleman4322
    @respectedgentleman4322 Před 7 lety +2

    Jeremy not being terribly sympathetic. R.I.P Fusker.

  • @feltq720
    @feltq720 Před 8 lety +69

    I do wonder if the sandwich was hot?

  • @511dydy
    @511dydy Před 7 lety +1

    Rip james' cat

  • @beeeneee
    @beeeneee Před 8 lety

    glorious

  • @Fed-np9ez
    @Fed-np9ez Před 3 lety

    "Sorry bout your cat, James" "shut up"

  • @noraneko8926
    @noraneko8926 Před 3 lety +1

    Found this video after having dream talking about cat with May and Clarkson.

  • @theshadowman1398
    @theshadowman1398 Před 3 lety +2

    What sort of car. Clarkson is savage

  • @yepp5922
    @yepp5922 Před 9 měsíci

    This seems like genuine unscripted banter i love it

  • @Sirinwara
    @Sirinwara Před 7 lety +14

    Can we go and have a sandwich?
    Producer at BBC did not now the correct answer --> Grand Tour haha

  • @user-mv1cc8ss7g
    @user-mv1cc8ss7g Před 3 lety +1

    Imagine his cat got hit by a DACIA SANDERO😂😂

  • @zenocrate4040
    @zenocrate4040 Před 3 lety +1

    One of the Danish kings in days of yore had one of several regular run-ins with the king of the Swedes. The Swede’s queen decided she rather fancied the Dane so when he stole the Swede’s gold she came along too. Of course, the spurned husband chased after them, so to slow him down they tossed some of the more spectacular treasures unto the muddy road. The greedy Swede took the bait and whilst bending over to pick up some of the gold the Danish king swept in with sword drawn and sliced off the strutting buttocks. I’d imagine it’d be rather painful being a Stig in a car with no behind. Like sitting in one of those awful old land rovers along an uneven gravel track.

  • @emilyjones5019
    @emilyjones5019 Před 7 lety

    This was uploaded on my 13th birthday :D

  • @ShyGuyShow
    @ShyGuyShow Před 3 lety +1

    "he can't swear on his cat's life because that would be stupid"

  • @paulconnett3654
    @paulconnett3654 Před 3 lety +2

    I've already had my dinner money stolen and at the end he whispers I don't eat sandwiches, he's known as a fussy eater like a small child is. He's honestly a right Little Tart! But these 3 clumsy sods are Brilliant. Cheer's 🇬🇧

  • @acquiresoup
    @acquiresoup Před 4 lety

    Rip Fusker 4 years late

  • @sanatprasad1594
    @sanatprasad1594 Před měsícem

    1:25 a true motoring journalist

  • @Cumminbastard447
    @Cumminbastard447 Před 6 lety +1

    Are you sure back at bbc 😂😂

  • @mangojuic3e
    @mangojuic3e Před 8 lety

    that didnt stop the last one lol

  • @abderrahmanelbakkali190
    @abderrahmanelbakkali190 Před 3 lety +1

    - My cat was hit by a car.
    + what car was it?