Assassin's Creed Valhalla but it's actually good
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We may as well go home,
make another marvel's avengers video
dame this is the first time someone has convinced me to by a sponsorship
The king
Zan clan!
Heavy breathing*
Anyone remember
When you used the war hammer I expected a Jorgen for honor reference
“My uncle was called wolf, that’s why they call me wolf kissed”
-Sun Tzu
WAIT A MINUTE
Hold up..
aw hell naw
"Your mom was called wolf, that's why they call me wolf kissed"
-Sun Tzu
Thats darker than my soul
Btw i spended 438 hours on redit
Zanny: his parents died in 5 minutes
Speedrunners: *Pathetic*
Abortion clinic speedrun any %
Rookie numbers
Moms who miscarried:👁🗨👄👁🗨
You misspelled *Disney
When they speedrun, the speedrunners find a way to kill the parents themselves.
“Oh wait this is an assassin’s creed game” is the realest thing for this game
I forgot so many times lmao. It wasn’t until the desynchronization that reminded me
@@thegreatballplayer1 those parts take me out of the game so hard, they serve no purpose
@@thiagocarvalho8630 agreed, either make it og assassins creed or make a straight up open world Viking game
@@thegreatballplayer1 AC Valhalla is in between Oddysey and Origins. The problem is that they try to please everyone and end up pleasing no one. However, I think it was a step forward from Oddysey, and definitely not a bad game.
@@wab7161 it is definitely a really good game i would have played but the assasins name in it doesn't make any sense. Vikings were always brutal, they didn't care about being assasins.
"These British people can't defend, who are they? Chelsea?"
this had me dying
same XD but they do got rudiger and chilwell
@@FLWfl rudiger moving man
@@FLWfl this joke was in 2020 when Chelsea were shit at def
@@neel.2896 and they are still shit even after they spent a whole country budget in a single window
@@neel.2896 it also works now
At this point I've seen AC protagonists' parents die more times than Batman's parents and uncle Ben combined.
Why would anyone wanna kill uncle Ben? That rice is fuckin delicious
At this point more Parent died than there are games xD Arno lost his Dad and his father who adopted him, Eivor also lost both her parents
bruh
@@rhoadsgilbertfan4125 that rice is fucking disgusting
@Peaceful Account AC3 has a significant part on that for Connor's mother and Haytham. Legit the main reason Connor became an Assassin was also to revenge his mother's and his people's death, then after Haytham is dead (not shown explicitly) Connor found Haytham's diary which is AC Forsaken novel.
Start of video: “Wolf-kissed” “Please don’t call me that”
End of video: “Only wolves can kiss me”
CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
There's a reason no one commented... Because they have nothing to comment. Plus how did that like button turned from 192 to 194 when i liked it?
@@beautisarkar1927 You: "Reality can be whatever I want"
Development🤩
what a furry
A little sus but hilarious xD
”If you close your eyes and listen very carefully you can hear Manchester United loosing in the background” I lost my shit lmao
Random Viking: “Rygjafylke!”
Zanny: “Randy Orton!”
Gotta love the use of Tobey in the thumbnail again.
@@ihazshort8093 you think?
Emphasis on AGAIN
It truly is a masterpiece isn’t it.
Lol
He loves Tobey
"There was no sand."
Anakin appears:
This is why you're one of my favorite content creators
This is where the fun begins.
Flying is for droids
From my point of view the sand is evil
thanks zanny for the heart! also dont know if you remember me but i commented on one of your video from 2 years ago on palpatine is a doofus, this just shows how long i've been watching you!
@@LoidForger44 well then you are lost.
Zanny: “I do miss the Spartan kick”
Me: “Just wait until you find the kick of Tyr”
"Oh cool is that the World's Serpent?" Has the same energy as "Is that a chicken?"
“You know, if the Templars just went ahead and burned all the hay in the world, they would win”
-Zanny 2020
I mean he’s not wrong but not right
@AlCeeProd2.0 no more haystacks in cities 😥
But then you got leaves
@@d33snuggets54 öö
🤣
Dad: loves his son
Zanny: he's gonna die isnt he
Yay 12 likes the most I've ever had :)
This is the start from almost every assassins creed
In AC3, the dad doesn't love him, and the dad still died.
loving your son will put a curse on you
My dad left me and died
This game can be summed up by a single phrase: "oh.... right, this is an Assassin's Creed game"
Atleast that comes up from time to time. With odyssey it's was just the title screen lol..
@@shaheenziyard5631 Ää not rly. You see assasins creed odyssey had the feel of playing as an assasin way more than Valhalla. It just was completely different style from almost any other assassin's Creed game.
It made me definitely feel like an assasin without you being an official assasin. And I didn't even care about that at all. I think for some reason people want to keep that old format of what assassin's Creed has to be. When odyssey atleast to me made me feel like an assasin quite a lot and the story revolves around same kinds of missions that an assasin for sure would do
@@shaheenziyard5631 I didn't finished Odyssey but in Valhalla, the whole assassins story is more of a sub-plot because the entire game is entirely focused on being a viking and doing viking things.
It’s has Valhalla
in it
70 hrs into Valhalla and didn't stumble upon any nudity yet. I'm starting to think they just wanted to see who would enable it.. Oh and thanks for the vid! Had a laugh. Well done Wolf-kissed!
It did, Essexe region arc.
One of the witches you fight will have her chest exposed during the fight if the setting is on. I regret seeing that
Kinda late, but when you go to talk to Rollo he is with half naked women. I suppose that is what they meant by "nudity"
The fact that this comment and its replies exist... 💀💀
Touch grass
@@Peter-ui6ey the fact that you took this in the wrong way...☠️
Grow up
"When your parents are slaughtered in front of you, makeout with wolves."
-Sun Tzu
*Tzu
Edit: omg thanks for the like!!
@@darthmaul197 and you had to ruin this! How shameful
@@darthmaul197 disgusting
The art of war
@@darthmaul197 thanks for the 7 likes!
"Is that the world serpent?"
No its his brother.
Literally. Fenrir's Jormungander's brother. I hope we see him finally in GOW Ragnarok
I forgot are they just primeval or was Loki they pappy
Lokis their dad
@@jonahi1304 Ye it’s a fucked up story, that pretty much sums up all of Norse mythology
@@john.khalili Norse Mythology is no worse than Greek. It's all the most messed up origins. Murder, rape, incest, etc: it's like an ancient episode of Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
@@jonahi1304 ye I know, most ancient religions are completely fucked up yeah, I almost feel dirty knowing as much as I do
That Gollum line aged well.
0:20
This guys humour is some of the best I've seen in a long time, almost laughed the whole 15 minutes 😂
“These British people can’t defend who are they Chelsea” Zanny is ruthless 😂
I'm a Chelsea fan and he is exactly right LMAO
Only when kepa is playing
Or Liverpool now,most conceded since the restart
@@johnsturgess2969 Lol, how can you agree, we're the best defensive team this season. boy that joke was not topical.
More like arsenal defence
Narrator: “There was no sand”
Anakin: *Visible happiness*
Lol 😂 i remember that scene so much
Yea, lol. He probably hates sand not just because it’s course and rough. But because the tusken raiders took out his mom. That’s my theory.
Oh also, it gets everywhere...
Anakin should fight with Sandman
@@gannielukks1811 Sandman stomps
@@thehighlanders9668 It's more about the way that scene was written and delivered that turned it into S-tier meme xD
I also hate sand, cuz I'm a photographer.
4:16
As a Canadian, I can confirm this is true
lol
This had the stages of grief, denying the kissing of wolves, getting angry over the kissing of wolves, then accepting that he can only kiss wolves.
"Hello, not Ragnar Lothbrok." - Most realest mindset when playing this game; I love it!
Agreed
Lol
The fact you said most realest terrifies me
@@TheWorldnFortune ]p
Not Ragnar and Not Uhtred
i feel that the Ubisoft writers just tries to merge both iconic viking characters together to get Eivor.
"I am as hard as Heimdall's Tower!" *Says the husband while his house is about to burn down*
That did it! Now I'm HOT as Heimdall's tower
That one will go down in the history books
lmfao
Heimdall went around midgard fucking people
@@Nai_101
The tower is a lighthouse and Heimdall is a bay, a tower by the bay
You could say that his tower went into Heimdall
You commentary is above perfection. You deserve so much more subscribers dude!
*sees assassins*
Zanny: these are my new best friends
Basim: imma end this man’s whole career
“Sir we’ve got 5 assassins creed games on the way are you sure you want to make another? Make it happen!”
“30 frames per second”
Your honor we need 7 Ac games
Meanwhile for honor and it’s 10 year plan are sinking
@@Stringnerd11 I've paid 5 bucks for that, and I want it fucking back
Balance is HORRIBLE and they could have done so much more instead of just duels and 4v4
Potential thrown away, that game deserves to die.
That community is full of toxicity.
Zanny: "who even speaks this language, and how?"
Me: *sad norwegian noises*
but they didnt actually speak modern norwegian, did they ? (or to be accurate, one of the many dialects,lol) :D
Pfft, nice try - Norway isn't a real country. Show me on a map where your fictional "Norway" is.
@@therobbersdaughter2700 Rygjafylke could translate to Rygja County or smth like that. When they shout "Skal" which is cheers, I say "skål" with an Å. But the vikings didnt talk in modern norwegian, no.
Makes me wanna commit ættestup
@@Kjeldabakken114 yeah I know ^^ I'm actually learning norwegian at the moment :D
4:35 honestly made me cry tears of joy
This was actually good content haha, I'll keep an eye out for more of you're videos.
"I never said any of these things, please stop"
-Sun Tzu
"No"
-Sun Tzu
This is a technoblade moment
“The Art of War is deceit!”
"People with anime profile pictures can't be trusted"
- Sun zoo
Historically it actually makes sense for the assassins to go to Norway, since there was a surprising amount of contact between the middle East and Scandinavia
@bruh moment I've heard that, it's that guy who paid the vikings so well that norway suffered mass emigration because everybody wanted to be in the kings army lmao
I know that you mean this ironic, but actually there was contact between the middle east (Abbasid-caliphate) and the vikings. The vikings also tried to raid some muslim territories in Cordoba and Northern Persia. Ibn Fadlan actually had an expedition in Norway where he wrote a book about the lifestyle of vikings. He came to the cunclusion that vikings and his people had some similarities like the belief of entering eternal joy in the afterlife if you lived a honorable life in this world.
@bruh moment those were the Varangian guard of East Roman/Byzantine Empire
i love this thread
@@callmejason3520 and I love you
10:53 how did it take me this long to fully get this joke
"I will free you from this BOND" like James Bond
I've seen this video many times now. It's just so well made
“He’s gonna die isn’t he” said everyone who’s played the assassins creed series 😭
Or literally anyone who ever played videogames, watched movies or read books xD
@@giacomobergonzi4906 Or watched movies and tv.
Edward lost all his friends expect like two people
You know when the protagonist in an assassins creed game has parents who love them that they’re gonna die.
Brrrrrrrrttttttt!
"i am as hard as Heimdalls Tower" really got me lmao
Then ram my gates and enter Valhalla
@@ohhate6954 sail the longship into the fjord
@@mattpeterson7452 Push the wooden horse into Troy
@@l.v.t.3117 wrong mythology
@@mattpeterson7452 sigli langskipinu mínu inn í fjörðinn sinn
4:35 uf, the memories. The thing that I loved the most from ac black flag were the songs you're crew members sang while you were sailing.
5:53 the assassin's are having a drip pose moment🤝🤝🤝
Game: *shows wolf*
Zanny:is that the world serpant
Don’t you mean the “dragon”
Thats fenrir bich
Its a god of war joke
@@adrianabyan4024 I'm pretty sure they know
Sir Pant
👏😒
This was the first video I saw in this channel. 6 months in and this is one of the best channels on this platform for me.
Sigurd: shows up
Viking conquest players: oh its that gu- wait.
After watching a lot of AC: Valhalla videos, I decided to buy god of war.
Well then I guess the videos did a good promotion of god of war 😂😂😂
Same
They both have a very similar amount in common with assassins creed
Well God of War has more to do with the religion and mythology of the Norse while ACV is all about the Great Viking Invasion of 867... I get why you would make the comparison but not really on target bud.
@@8mmkyle865
IT'S A JOKE
"Ladies and Gentlemen it has taken 5 minutes for both parents to die in this AC game"
I didn't know Disney made an AC game
Disney pathetic: shows parents dead in first scene
@@captaingalaxy5265 Marvel: Say no more *shoots uncle ben*
@@ronin4785 heck, in the MCU Ben is already dead. I don’t think we ever even see the poor guy.
The Grimm brothers: :(
@@space4166 Actually the Grimm brothers were very brutal, you can see a document on Netflix about fairy tails.
11:10 very smol miro
first time saw your video dude, and now i think im in love with your channel 😂
“There was no sand”
Happy low ground noises
A new Assassins Creed game that actually has assassins in it?
“Impossible”
Nope it has no assassins, no Templar
Barely ac related
@@AB-bg7os You’re completely, utterly wrong. Get the fuck out of here.
Bruh did you even play the game
All AC games have the general order is bad theme to them. Even odessey which comes closest to it in legacy of the hidden blade DLC
@@magicalcow9888 Umm no but you know its a joke?
Zanny: sees a giant wolf
Also Zanny: IS THAT THE WORLD SERPENT?
Dear god, I've not laughed like this in a long time, thanks zanny!
“You can hear Manchester United losing in the background” I can’t stop laughing 😂. Zanny your the Goat of comedy.
When Anakin showed up when the woman said no Sand, I just had to press the like button
I laughed too much at that one, I should've seen it fucking coming
I can no longer think of sand without thinking of anakin. it is the best curse
Lol same l
Isn’t that the same voice actress doing the narration as Ventress
the whole thumbnail preview for me was only the ad. seen the video before definitely worth the watch
13:38 Did you know if you stay in the hay after jumping he gets worried and thinks you died
Zanny: "I kinda want to join the templars, if they were real"
*Holy Music Stops *
The templar are still a thing right now you can join
@@camothebear8212 go online bro i swear
@@Dannyboi-re7vb oh damn
The templars from AC are totally different tho
Assassins just ruin everything. Oh no, Templars wanna unite humanity under single rule, we can't have that.
"Its Icelandic! Who even speakes this language"
Cries in Nobel
Hahaha
Cries in raider
Gráta í nobel
Seriously man zanny you are the funniest entertaining gamer i have ever seen and watche don youtube. I love the jokes and commentary
Really enjoy your videos. Keep up the great work.
Zanny sees a giant wolf
Also zanny: Is ThAt ThE wOrLd SeRpEnT
We all thought that okay? The wolf looked weird in big
That's Loki's baby
@@vwithav7997 a serpent is a freakin snake.... It would have been perfectly fine if he said "wait,is that fenris" lul
Thats Fenrir
Wait that's not world serpent?.., i thought that was world serpent 😅
"If you close your eyes and just listen closely you can hear Manchester United losing in the background" I'm deadddd😂😂😂😭
"these british people can't defend - who are they, chelsea?" 😂😂
😭😭
In dream sequence zanny: what's happing out there?
Me: *HAPPY FEET*
Is it just me or that movie had 5 plots happening at the same time
I like how the name “Wolf Kissed” flew right over his head. And literally right after the scene Eivor got bit by a wolf.
Finally we can cosplay as Saber by claiming Excalibur in AC Valhalla.
Bro do you have a life for real
@@Abdul-ty4un bro he has 660k people counting on him to comment, this is his life
We meet again
bruh
Why???!
“I know you people love the cinematic slow walk”
*protagonists be like*
Thank you Zanny making a Viking video as this you are welcome to Valhalla
This was extremely funny, subscribed immediately 😂🙏🏼💗
“Is that the world serpent.”
It’s a freaking wolf!
Are you blind? That was a bat...
@@Noname-613 cap, it was a monkey
@@iZar7 I thought it was a cow
@@WaKy. as I said before, it is a monki, u blind or something?
‘Twas a turkey
“It’s Islandic isn’t it” -Zanny
Historians: *painful screaming*
Eeh icelandic is way more similar to Norse than Norwegian tho
@@Safewoood True true, however Rygjafylke still sounds Norweigan to me, being Norweigan And all.
@@President_Salsa we've also kept the word fylkje, only we removed the j. Funny that after all these years, Stavanger is still called Stavanger .
@@President_Salsa Viking is not a people nor a language . Viking is more of an occupation and the people of Scandinavia spoke old Norse.
@@President_Salsa the closest is Icelandic because the Vikings had most of they’re slaves there, and the language of the Vikings was Norse and every Viking in Scandinavia spoke it. Before that the people who lived in Norway spoke old Norse or on Norwegian urnordisk.
Ah, CZcams recommended this video just now. I have no clue who you are, I have never seen any of your videos, but I was smiling, if not laughing throughout the whole video. Also, the Prem jokes, I can't-😭😭
Thank you!!
This was straight comedy love it 😂
"It's snowy, just like my dad's bedside table"
- _sun tzu_
He gets called master more than you 🏖
Zanny: "My axe will drink your p"
Is that supposed to be a threat?
Just Some Guy without a Mustache AND Justin Y on the same video? What a time to be alive.
It’s a promise.
Hey dude
I know you killed Just Some Guy With a Mustache & have replaced him as the CZcams commentor that is everywhere. I fckn know it man.
Why do I see you everywhere
zanny: "it has taken 5 minutes for both parents to die"
Me: Its a new record!
I thinnnnnnnk Connor would technically hold the title still
The funniest gaming channel on CZcams. Got me creasing at 11pm over football jokes in AC
"This place looks beautiful, let's destroy it"
*Humans in a nutshell*
This is some of the most hilarious gaming commentary I've EVER seen.
Ah
You're new here
Welcome to the ZanClan my friend
Awoololooloo
If u like this u should see modest pelican gaming
@@Voejek101 modest pelican is so boring I would rather die by getting eaten alive by ants
13:44 😂😂 200 iQ right there
"If the Templars burned all the hay in the world, they would win." I genuinely laughed out loud. I guffawed. Did not expect that. Well done.
Zanny: uploads
Everyone: to the comments
Yes that's how it works, sometimes you comment
Honestly I like how they introduced the assassins creed part of the game, it was kinda cool
The only cool part of this hot garbage.
@@sujimayne heh I don’t play games to criticize them I play them for fun and I can’t respect anybody who plays them for straight criticism
@YoStefan I can see the stupidity, but it don’t stop me from enjoying myself while playing it
@Einn Ulfr Valhalla isn't as bad as it's made out to be but it is a pretty weak game in terms of writing and a few other things. I honestly believe Ubisoft should ditch the Assassin's Creed titles and make these games with their own original stories.
@@ironcroft4708 yup,the main assassin's Creed story ended with Ac3 with Ac4 as a good epilogue. All the others are just spin-offs
Your soccer references were on point! Loved this video. You're funny, I'm going to subscribe to your channel now 😀
As a British person "no, Vikings on a chewsday" really got me because its accurate
One liner: "My blade will penetrate your heart."
New Title: Eivor - The Wolf Slayer (It will clear the air about the accusation that you kissed a furry)
Battle Cry: "We are Raiders, Legendary!"
Thank you all for 100 likes 😄
Whenever Zanny was on the boat and singing,did anyone get assassin creed black flag flashbacks?(Damn that was one hell of a game)
That was the joke
@@devonogrady4515 you are joke. Its my opinion.
Love this guy 😂 his commentary is perfection 🙏
Currently I'm playing AC Valhalla and i have to confess that truely this game is a masterpiece..
Still think it's a masterpiece? :)
@@Quester91 is it not? I was playing it before nd got a lot of progress but i started playing other games nd recently I finally got a ps5 so im thinkin of picking up frm where i left off on the ps5 version
@@Quester91I mean it is… it’s a shitty AC game, but it’s a truly amazing Viking game on it’s own. The sheer amount of options available to you along with your own creativity is baffling. Plus mixing and matching different drip, weapons, skills and abilities can lead to all kinds of cool/goofy shit. If people weren’t so hung up on the fact that this game has AC in the title, they’d see that it’s easy to spend hours on end in this game.
The way I got past it not being an ac game was never playing an ac game in the first place
It's a good game if you are interested in vikings and norse mythology, you can have fun playing it but it's far from being called a masterpiece since it's an AC game.
It's also pretty disappointing in certain aspects and Ubisoft could have done much better, it's a pretty wasted potential.
"There was no sand"
Anakin: hell yeah this sounds like my place
*Big massive wolf appears*
Zanny: Is that the World Serpant?
6:26 nice zanny your hay killing skills are remarkable
13:07
ayyy he knows about the Last Kingdom.
my respect for him keeps growing
I’m beginning to suspect that the Toby thumbnail rehab clinic didn’t work on zanny
giant wolf's head
zanny: iS tHaT tHe WoRlD sErPeNt?
9:01
(says he's not a furry): 'I'm coming baby!'
When Zanny sings songs you haven't heard in years and you realize you remember loving that song and you add it to your playlist lol
Zanny: Uses the Phineas and Ferb "Perry" sound to parry
Me, an intellectual: dies of laughter.
Robot comment
@@benparsons4979 dude it was a joke let us have our fun
@@benparsons4979 watching phineas and ferb makes you a genius
Zanny's 'British accent' sounds Australian and now I'm just imagining Vikings trying to raid Australia
AHHHHHHHHHH ..... " oiii get off ah beach ya wee coont"
Crikey.
6:36 me when someone calls me by a silly nickname
Loved the U2 reference while exploring. Very appropriate