Far Cry 6 turned out to be typical Ubisoft insanity
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Upload more plz thnx
Zan man
kirin is lil chubby
Just so you know the story really pick up and gets really good when you get further in
"The real dictator here is Ubisoft."
-Zanny
You're goddamn right
name 1 ubisoft with an fov slider on console. ill wait
@@caramel5391 you scare me, really
@@Chris_no_father_figure the Robot Revolution is nigh
@@JohnDoe-gt3jr lmaooo
Caramel pornhub is over there
"This is my first Far Cry game." When you've played one, you've played all of them.
Except the first and second. They are very different games
Kind of the point of game sequels.
Like saying different dog breeds all lick their own ass. Yeah, it's what dogs do.
@@meoff7602 Different breeds are more prone to that due to anal gland issues actually
@@Pitman856 Okay, not really the point, but thanks anyways.
Honestly that's how my experience went. Played 5 in 2018 and by now I have played every one except 1 and 2 and blood dragon
i love how Guapo has a little shirt. he’s not just a crocodile. he’s a crocodile with drip
Your god dam right
@Anton Castillo he will not overthrow you. But the croc does have drip. Not as much as your beautiful army but still has decent drip
The dripodile?
@@archercraft1018 sheeeeshhhhhh
But is he...... *crocko with a glocko?*
I really liked that transition of Zanny looking at the car go by:
"That guy is living his best life"
Cuts to Zanny in car listening to music with bullet holes in windshield
HAHAHAHA had not noticed that xD
time stamp?
@@marcos077gaming 02:24
Brilliant visual storytelling
Was looking for this comment haha
Officer: shoots innocent person
Zanny: that is a slap of the wrist for sure
xD i have your pfp as a displate hanging in my room! Truuuly beautiful ♥
Thanks for the subtitles I couldn’t quite hear what he said
you can hear too? awesome man!! 👍👍
i hate these type of comments
Accurate he did indeed say that
“He’s gonna cure cancer, I support him.”
“He’s bringing back slavery from the dead”
“Oh”
@@melissa5553 god damn bots.
@@OverLorD768 maybe I should let the dudes on the discord know?
“One small price to pay for salvation”
but but slavery still exist today..... it's just called human traficking now
@@spacecowboy8295 I can’t believe this man has just revealed an overlooked topic.
Being a native Spanish speaker, hearing zanny scream "CHORIZO" really made my day
Same here
Same lol
Me every time I walk into the local family-run mexican restaraunt
Rap de Fernanfloo :D?
Ayyyyyyyy andale andale
2:25
“Oh that man is living his best life”
*immediately cuts to Zanny driving a Jeep with bullet holes in the glass while humming to the radio*
Why is this the funniest shit I’ve seen today
The way it cuts to him driving
"He's gonna cure cancer"
Im afraid ubisoft cannot be cured
Fuck you. You made me spit out my apple juice :(
@@caramel5391 You again? Please shut up.
@@harryblaney8571 yeah that bot is replying to literally every comment with some link to a virus
@@billnyedarussianspy1921 Yes ubimommy
Yeah but there are worse companies.
E A sports what a shame.
Guapo is the best character and there is nothing you can do about it
sorry but Chorizo but exists
I'm sorry, but boom boom holds a special place in my heart
Excuse me, but bommer from far cry 5 exist in this game
Excuse me, but have you not met Chicharrón?
Sorry but the best character is philly
10:51
Stealth isn't really about never being detected. At the core of it, stealth is just making sure no one who sees you can live to tell the tale
- Sun Tzu, The Art of Botched Assassin's Creed
No.. stealth is like stealth jets ment to be unseen.
@@lolicongang.4974 I mean if there is a jet that wipes everything in existence, it's still a stealth jet
I heard a quote I really liked:
“Far Cry 6 is gaming’s processed food.”
It’s the McDonalds of shooters
I think COD’s the Carl’s Jr
@@nobleradical2158 CoD is Arby's, they have a lot of flashy advertising and half the people who see the ads don't understand who actually buys and plays it.
Delicious but not very healthy nor does it bring any value.
It looks fun
Yeah, you can enjoy it but it wont be more than avarage
Zanny: You're both useless
Miro: Barcks
Zanny: Yeah, you are
Me: It's treason, then
Im just here for the Kirin and Miro commercial break
Anton is the good guy look at him he's sexy
Siema
Kirin barked not miro
barCks
Far cry is like the Mission: Impossible movies: you know exactly what you’re going to get, but that doesn’t make it bad
Except the mission impossible movies are the top action spy movies right now a better comparison would be the fast and furious franchise
@Bing Boom Pow not a fanboy dude is a cultist with the ego of a solar system but you are kidding yourself if you think the last 3 movies aren't the pinnacle of action movies
How dare you compare this generic game to the Mission Impossible movies? The last one is one of the best action movies from the last years
@@sebastianoropezaarcienega8460 bro I love the MI movies to death, and they are all unique in plot, but the same in premise. I’ve got no problem with them and can’t wait for the next, but the comparison is fair based off formula alone
@@blake8480 the difference is MI is mostly good at it, the Fast and f. Is more fitting because both are mediocre at best
arguably the cut from "that man is living his best life" to a shot of him driving the same car with bullet holes in the window is funnier that him running someone over right after
The first time I saw Chorizo jump the fence, in that exact spot, I also flipped my shit. ALSO "You're not Guapo!" happened to me twice, in the same day.
man, That's brutal.
"That man is living his best life"
Judging by the two bullet holes at head level in the same car one edit later, I'd guess that man wasn't living his best life for very long.
fr
Was waiting for this comment
I was like “Oh man he’s actually letting him live :D” then saw the bullet holes lol
Zanny-"Theres just a crocodile on the freeway"
Me-" welcome to Florida brother!"
Welcome to México/Campeche 🤣
Is it true that Florida is basically Jurassic Park with a higher mortality rate?
@@sethtermulo5604 yes
@@sethtermulo5604 pretty much
@@sethtermulo5604 uh-huh
“Very generic but I’m having fun” is the best way to describe far cry. I’ve never been impressed by one but they’re fun games
I am actually impressed by far cry 2
Only game I was impressed by was fc3 and fc6 they are the most beautiful games ever the water light blue with palm trees etc it's jaw dropping
Zanny: 5:00 “those are baseballs, WHAT?” 😂😂
"There's like, five of you, against the military" - Some US General talking about Vietnam in 1955, probably
Yet the 5 still beat the U.S military
five millions of you*
@@eugenefrolov1396 ?
@@mr.riposte2280 thank you for explaining the joke
@@jasoncollins3261 no I explained history
It doesn't matter that there are only like 5 rebels, they have hope on their side.
This just in, hopefull dictator conquers country against heavy military oppisition
1:49 "...Yara bunch of morons"
Thank you, zanny, just spilled my coffee.
Far Cry is the go-to when you want nothing to make sense while blowing things up
Just Cause is definitely the best for that
Just Cause 3 is the game
Just Cause is a far better option for that
to everyone replaying UR right i mistook this game for just cause bc I was drunk and am drunk now to
@@maxwellmcgee7114 Highly doubt that
Zanny: That guy is living his best life
Cuts to him driving the same vehicle with bullet holes.
Here to say the same, I’m ded😂
I hate how no one ever acknowledged that zanny is a fucking genius in online arguments
"Do you want to cuddle while watching Shrek until morning as I kiss your lips"
Zanny winning an online argument.
"Runs over guy with his truck"
"Guy stands up"
"And says"
4:20
"I love having fun, its my favorite thing"
Also Zanny : *Plays For Honor*
At this point of my gaming life I just hope Ubisoft will make a For honor event and swap the heroes with roosters; maybe keep it permanent, who knows.
It'll be an improvement
A cock fighting game with For Honor’s combat system sound fun
Finding out Zannny watches Ted Lasso is about the best thing that’s happened to me today
FOOTBALL IS LIFE
I just finished season 2 a few minutes ago, that was hilarious
But it is also... Death
You're Goddamn Right
i was thinking the same but yeah its one of the best(maybe the best) apple tv show
“I’m gonna distract the tank, and…” tank immediately pans over to Zanman
3:12 I didn't know zanny was Filipino like me now I feel special :)
"Why am I having fun?"
Sums up my experience with every ubisoft game I play
@Versatile Wolf and nobody cares that you don't care.
@@gavinreedisgay5770 Nobody cares about u that u don't care.
@Versatile Wolf You cared enough to make a shitty comment though.
@@10yearsinthejoint363 If you're going to try and insult me, at least have proper grammar buddy.
@@gavinreedisgay5770 nope
Giancarlo's back must be hurting from carrying the Entire game
Same could be said for Michael Mando and Troy Baker
Game is good
Gameplay carries itself, also the main character isn't terrible either.
Could've been better, but not as bad as some of y'all r making em out to be, w/o even having played it.
@@_UNISTAR_ Ubisoft games are their own tier, they're not bad nor are they good, its just ubisoft
I admit that I've never (and will never) played it but why they put some random orphan as main character instead of Diego ?
If the game is as repetitive as the usual Ubisoft game is, I might as well only watch the cutscenes.
I can’t stop cackling over “CHORIZO!! B I T C H , STOP THE BOAT” The PAIN in those screams was all too real
9:14 that music breaks the game 😂
Giancarlo Esposito is such a great actor tbh. When I think of great villain actors he immediately comes to mind.
It's nice for him that he got to be one of this year's flavors of the month, alongside Timothee Chalamet, especially since he's been acting for over 40 years. As I recall, he was in fricken Taps in 1981.
He is a great actor. He deserves better than to be typecast as a villain though
I like how Zanny bullies himself by playing Ubisoft, taking one for the team
You could at least spell his name right, but good point!
@@Adarkane325xi it’s because of autocorrect
@@Adarkane325xi zany is an actual word so I chose to correct it to that just letting you know have a good rest of your day
God, at least learn to spell. And Ubisoft games aren't horrible, they're decent at least. Far cry 6 is actually good you incoherent babbling baby
Ubisost is good though
10:10 saw him get shot in the head and then CZcams gave me a ad
2:20 I hope you got very sweet Candy 😂😂😂
GianCarlo: Mi papa used to love Jésus.
Zanny: You want forgiveness? Get religion.
I was acting or was I? The best line spoken by Giancarlo Esposito in this game
and it wasn't even in the game
@Chemi Dante speaken**
@@gollygosh ur fun
@@AlvesPredo speaketh***
@@sherlockbmones5199 👌
Zanny: “Sorry, I don’t speak Spanish”
Also Zanny: “Yeah, Guapo means ‘handsome’ in my language”
Its the same in tagalog gwapo means handsome too
Is he spanish?
@@dalitrenzoo he's Filipino, the Filipino language have similarities with Spanish because of colonial times
@@onejediboi wait LMAO I'm also Filipino wtf my God I'm high as fuck.
@@awhellnah__bro doesn’t realize that there are several dialects to different languages
And said dialects have some overlap
I've never played any Far Cry other than Primal, so I can't tell about the other game in this series, but this game is giving me some serious Just Cause vibes. All that is missing is a grappling hook and people calling you Rico Rodríguez.
there actually is a grappling hook in it lol
2:26 "that man us living his best life"
Hard cuts to Zanny in the car with 2 bulletholes in the windshield
Just got that lmao
I would have loved for them to allow us to rush and kill Esposito from the beginning, even with an absolute hardcore difficulty for the zone. it would have been creative for once
Yeah like botw where you can go straight to ganon after the great plateu
@@ulisessalduna4351 and like ac origins, you had to level up but could go there anyway and do assassinations without even having discovered the quest
@@hugofavier1892 I was actually thinking about ac origins when i was writing the comment but I wasn't sure if I was right
you can actually. i think after you do one or two main missions clara contacts you and the mission to kill him pops up. atleast for me i hadnt even cleared one of the henchman yet but i could go do it. be aware though its really hard.
at 2:55 ngl that kinda looks like kirin
5:05 man i can not wait for the next cod
Ubisoft:exists
Zanny:My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
-"So what are your defenses for killing the victim ?"
~"I missclicked, I'm sorry"
6:20 *The dog then breaks all laws of physics*
2 Years Later and the video is still a masterpiece.
If you do end up finishing this game I definitely recommend playing the rest in co-op personally, the fun factor doesn’t wear off too much when you’re fucking around with a friend causing chaos
Haha. What? Find friends that would play a game like this in coop? You're insane :)
Fair point- who wouldn’t wanna fuck around?
Co op is buggy asf
My friend and I have been playing all of them co op since they first introduced it into the FC series. Game is super fun with a friend.
@@alphamoondoggo so lame that you and your partner can’t both have the wing suit in this game
“That man is living his best life”
Shows Zanny driving the dudes jeep with bullet holes in the windshield
10:00 is saw that, the white lotus sniper, bought for 300 coins on the Ubisoft market, he has been infected by pay to win
3:31 holy crap I never realized how much I missed Zanny's singing until now
Farcry in a nutshell gameplay: KILL EVERYTHING and goof around
The story: just why
Doom Eternal is like that and everyone enjoys it
@@spoopy9689 the story of doom is like a schizo who took a heavy dose of LSD
@IM COOL lol that’s so true especially the dlc story
@@uria3679 doom eternal is also a game about going through literal hell and killing god so I don’t think they are comparable
No joke pagan min was the Best guy i met in my life and he's not even real
Zanny should release his own cover of the life could be a dream song
Wonder how Zanny’s job at Ubisoft is going…
10:34 holy shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Our own brilliant scientists”
*FURIOUSLY SHAKES BOTTLE*
Zanny:
* watching in disbelief a disabled dog jumping a fence *
Chorizo:
I said I was disabled not rehtarded, pendeho!
I love when he sings
That little segment where he sang Havana and what not is peak entertainment 😂. I’m subscribing
7:42
*CHORIZOOOOO*
To me the map reminds me of Ghost Recon: Wildlands, where you’d track and kill other gang leaders, before going for the big dog, but the game itself is mega beautiful, with a huge amount of easter eggs and intuitive missions
I could work for Polygon
The game also has a good level of challenge for game "journalists".
@Cry more Enemies don't even shoot on sight at you anymore
They’ve pulled the ideas from all their franchises. Assassins creed, just cause etc. gameplay mechanics are all in this game.
If you have a heart beat and room temperature iq you can work for polygon
@@bigmyke2008 Yeah true
With the sniper rife you had 8:54 you can make it op with armor piercing rounds and just headshot enemies easy and you can even add a side sight for close range
Only Ubisoft shortens "Find Bunker 43"
to "Fnd Bunker 43"
Such masters of their craft.
As a guy who has played Far Cry 3 - 5 i recommend playing the 3rd one next. Personally it was my favorite experience.
Same....got f4....and it was nothing like it
I liked far Cry primal, don’t know if Thats an unpopular opinion or not.
@@magnusbjrnli4363 lmao yes yes it is
@@magnusbjrnli4363 hey man you like what you want. If you wanna return to monkey, then so be it!
Don't miss out on far cry 2. It's kinda dated but still lots of fun in how simple it is.
I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if they actually make Call Of Duty: regular warfare
Better than cold war
They actually did it
It's called xdefiants
2:25 I love how he just said: „he is having the best time of his life“, while aiming at him. Seconds later we see him in a car with two (bullet-)holes in the front glass😂
10:53 “STEALTH” god damn that made me laugh more than it probably should have
How to instantly make far cry 6 better. 1. turn off enemy healthbars 2. equip armor piercing rounds 3. guerilla...
Yeah armor piercing is just OP.
If this is your 1st Far Cry game, lemme tell you the definition of insanity when we OGs played Far Cry 3-The best FC game ever.
You'll enjoy the secret ending then
Vaas is the 🐐🐐🐐
you can't call yourself an OG if you played far cry 3 but not Far Cry 2 :D
@@pokka626 Nah all about Far Cry 3 mate 😏
@@pokka626 I’ve played all of them lol. Played FC1 and 2 on PC back in the day.
the part where the dude drove past you and the next clip you are in his car with bullet holes in the windscreen literally had me in stitches
2:26 "Man is living his best life". Cuts to zanny driving his car, riddled with bullets.
The easiest way to remove tough enemies before a fight was to strap a C4 to Chorizo and send him in. Yes it works and chorizo is not usually harmed in the blast somehow
Zanny your true super power is always being able to know exactly just what movie scene to use for every scenario. 10 seconds and that pacific rim reference killed me
Zanny seems like the kind of person who would really enjoy games like borderlands and far cry. You can tell by the time he whips out a firework launcher and yells, "STEALTH!"
3:32 that was an uncalled for, qualitty singing.
“I don’t speak Spanish so I’m assuming this means enter we have free candy”
-Sun Zoo, 2069
"Turns out the gameplay is just a commercial break" lmao That killed me dude.
3:16 well, he IS _handsome_
Imagine the last thing you ever hear before you Get your head blown out is... *”guerilla“*
If Zanny doesn't make at least one Obi-Juan Kenobi joke in this video, I will be upset.
Edit: I am now upset.
7:27 my man really said "now do a wavedash" XD
"He doesn't have a box cutter so he should be fine" omg that reference is gold!
“Turns out the gameplay’s just the commercial breaks”. Man I’m dead.
the cutaway when Zanny gets jelaous of the guy with the radio music and in the next moment he's driving the car with bulletholes in the windshiels is so funny
6:12 When you’re trying to choose between the Chorizo commercial break or the Kiren commercial break:
Zanny: GRENADE
Also Zanny: This is a baseball
Zanny the videos are so good its insane. Bro the content is immaculate!
6:25 Looks like Churizo knows how to use the power of Dark Magic to fool his enemies
probably they make worst if you make that dog angry or being insult.
I’ve been watching you for years and finally bothered getting a yt account. Thanks for all the memories.
I’m like that with another CZcamsr except I didn’t make that a comment.
"Why am I having fun" because far cry is one of the few series ubisoft hasn't ruined 'yet'
Dude I was going to continue on but your commentary was legendary and I had to stay for the entire
This guy makes such good and fun content while still being authentic, it's almost unfair 😆
And that's why we love him (no homo)
@@Mr.Linguini and even if it were, we would understand 😜
@@Tildrael lol XD
1/10, needs more Breaking Bad references.
@@melissa5553 "is this the reputation you want to leave behind?"
this vid convinced me to give it a chance. glad I did the gameplay is fun as hell and the story is still kinda been there done that but the new location is pretty decent too