I bought a PS5 just to be bad at Ghost of Tsushima
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Have you seen the new Tourettes Guy Video?
Ur awesome...oh and hello from New Zealand
Tell us your username
Will you get god of war 4?
I doubt he reads these but if he does he needs to play BF2 it’s undead...
"Grandson of Genghis"
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
Lol 😂
Lol
“Son of Genghis”
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
@@bageled_meme9867 bruh, he was the grandson not the son
"Grandson of Genghis"
Which one ?
“Musket if your American”. Even his ads are funny.
That is what makes hes money
And knife or dagger if your British
@@emperorarkoos2919 shank
Emperor Arceus tea cup
@@halostormx7827 every csgo knife ever
Fun fact: Khotun Khan was actually played by the same guy who played Attila The Hun in Night At The Museum
Khotun is big daddy
Fun fact: Jin Sakai was actually played by the same guy who played zoro in the one piece dub
@@MysticFz no he wasn’t lol
@@uchihaboy3841 Japanese one bro
Bro ... I thought i saw him in some movie.. nice
"The music isn't helping"
Ah, yes. The Notes of Tsushima
Ah yes my favourite. The best of Tsushima
Boss: Uses a move more than once
Zanny: The Download of Tsushima
The download: It has been 84 years
Boss: kills Zanny
Zanny: Omea Wa Mou Shindeiru
Boss:
@@williampringle4982 nani
Yea
100% Downloaded
"Countermeasures ready"
"Let's kick his ass"
Samurai: **surrenders**
Zanny: "So he was French the whole time, what a twist"
The real roast of tsushima
I'm French but that joke took me so much by surprise that I surrendered my wrath and submitted to laughter.
Holy shit, this blew up way more than I expected
@@Paludion J'ai pas la ref de la blague man jsuis largué
@@orion6164 Depuis la défaite française de 1940, les américains (et d'autres pays occidentaux) se moquent régulièrement des français en disant qu'on hisse le drapeau blanc au moindre signe de danger.
Le samurai en question s'étant rendu sans même sortir son katana, Zanny compare sa couardise avec celle attribuée aux français.
"I surrender im sorry!"
"Aight so he was french all along"
The Roast of Tsushima
I remember that Quest, Bro was pretending to be a Samurai to impress some chicks
Game: [mentions Sun Tzu]
Zanny: _you have entered the comedy zone_
Zanny playing Ghost of Tsushima*
Everyone: “This is where the fun begins”
You mean "the fun of Tsushima"
Funny thing is that this looks a lot like Jedi fallen order
I was literally laughing hysterically out of happiness,
My mom got really concerned.
Yesssss
Next up: Zan-Man will finally play Miles Morales and Spider-Man ps4. At long last.
"I'm very good at this game"
-the boast of Tsushima
I've watched this playthrough a ton of times , I'm glad I've gotten the Most of Tsushima
I see what you did there
14:58
“collateral!”
aha yes, the Crimes of Tsushima
“I am Lord Sakai, care to join me for a meal?”
- the Host of Tsushima
This needs more attention:)
I laughed at this more than I should have
But, before we eat, we all participate in the Toast of Tsushima. Then we will feast on the Roast of Tsushima
@@Y0PPS LOL
this is the post of tsushima
Whenever he’s doing the stealth, he should be known as the “Swan of Tsushima” lol
Swan of Tsushima, sneaking on the bad guy’s *LAWN* of Tsushima.
@@master0fthearts894 and hanging on the ledges shall be known as the ledges of Tsushima
I agree
They need to add a swan fighting form
Killing= SPIDER OF TSUSHIMA
Jin:"We are 80 samurai against an army"
Zanny: "You will be fine I have seen 300"😂
7:58
Leaves form the vine
falling so slow
like fragile tiny shells
drifting in the foam
Little soldier boy
come marching home
brave soldier boy comes marching home
RIP, Mako…
Stealth: Exists
Doesnt make any Evening Swan references:
Because the Evening Swan never comes when expected.
@@AnakinFury only when unexpected
@@AnakinFury that's what she said
zanny starts rapping: the flows of Tsushima
The bars of Tsushima
for some reason i read it as raping instead of rapping
what have i become
@@ThatOneKate I mean it’s not too inaccurate
EXHIBIT A: 8:53
He starts telling everyone of his amazing rap-skills: boasts of Tsushima
All these compliments: the toasts of Tsushima
5:05 I got an ad as soon as Zanny said “and my a-“
Same
"They really set the atmosphere for this one." This one statement pretty much sums up the entire game. Absolutely gorgeous.
When he blew up the mongols:
“The Toast of Tsushima”
Lmao, perfect
When we saw the dogs:
Doge of tsushima
14:00 "The Scream of Tsushima"
The Roast of Tsushima
@teampureZz eats breakfast
"The other toast of tsushima"
Nobody:
Zanny in high school: Teacher, all your questions are completely downloaded. I shall complete this test on hard difficulty.
@@austingole4861 no, why reply the joke was good enough, fucking ruined the joke
@@ao-hd5zz there you go, deleted, happy now?
@@austingole4861 cool
@@ao-hd5zz I just see a ton of other people making witty comments in other videos and I wanted to try, guess this is how it feels to be the nail that gets hammered back down
@@austingole4861 yep
5:17 Fabio just wants to die as zanny goes insane
Aged like fine milk
F
6:06 macaroni grass😆😆😆
“So he was french the whole time, what a twist”
-zanny 2021, roast of Tsushima.
This deserves more likes
@@AshtonAU no not anymore he's at 69
@@Wycoolp The Funni of Tsushima
@@Wycoolp redditor
@@wisewigga7129 alot of people that watch these videos are redditors zanny also has a subreddit that he posts on and comments on other posts
“I have mastered this combat.”
“T O Y O T A”
Hahahahha good for you i have buy it.It was so nice game for me i never liked games before .but this was a
MASTERPIECE Ahhahhaha.
@@arjanberisha6703 not to be rude or anything but judging by your spelling you don’t have a console for playing the game.
@@theemperorofmankind9023 pls forgive me im from europe emm i dont now english wery well☺☺
@@theemperorofmankind9023 there are more than one language. If somebody is bad at english it doesn't mean he is too young, maybe someone lives in greece and he is just a little bad at spelling in other languages.
@@theemperorofmankind9023 That person probably knows all the words you know, but in another language, plus all the English (no matter how broken) words they used to speak to you.
Knowing that dogs can't see much color makes this game a lot more impressive.
The art direction of this game is truly phenomenal and deserved its award.
You can even use a black&white mode in the game to get full "dog" experience
Dogs can actually see allot more color than you'd think.
@@edwardbo4666 have you talked to them?
I don't get the dog joke, is it meant to be naughty dog because they didn't make it
12:40 Sun Tzu
“Since I had to read Sun Tzu.” He’s one of us
When I played this game and I heard sun tzu I was like zanny has to play this shit🤣🤣
I *wanted* to read it ,and it's actually pretty good
Zanny: *Plays Ghost of Tsushima*
Zanny two seconds later: *starts talking weeb*
anata yowatte iru anata no awarena haishadesu
@@fruitxyikes260 Toyota.
@@hotasianboi2 nani?
God damn weebs
@@fruitxyikes260 Yamaha
14:56
Zanny: wait they have civilians. As a man of honour I can not-
Zanny 2 seconds later: CoLaTeRaL
12:55 NATURES WRATH CONFIRMED
He literally made every ... Of Tsushima joke and when he was talking about ghosts he missed it. My life is ruined
Guess you can say Zanny got the Most of Tsushima
@Nobody Fr
@@goddhoward7009 😱
@@goddhoward7009 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@@goddhoward7009 💀
“The only way to beat a legion of trained samurai is with an AR-15.” -Sun Zoo
Totally wrong
"The only way is with orbital bombardment "
-Zun Soo
@@ok9_5788 well, i mean it technically happen in WW2.............
Nah... Last time need two nukes to defeat them🙄
@@thomasjuniardi3559 apparently there was a man who survived both of those nukes and he traveled from one city to another. Man is literally an irl deadpool lmao
@@AveChristusRex.. it's hard to believe but that actually happened. That man might be an actual god xd
5:52 RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!
" *Something something* Mitsubishi"
Dude each of Your jokes fit right on spot... And i laughed after a long time to a game commentary. The way you dub the scenes just gives it a totally funny perspective (or takes it away).
I personally have very good emotional bond with Ghost of Tsushima, and i have listened to every single dialogue as if i was actually the protagonist myself was actually experiencing the scenes in real time. But man... After watching your commentary... It totally changed my previous emotional layer about the game.
Good work
*Eats breakfast*
Zanny: The toast of tsushima
*Takes a shit*
Zanny: The piss of Tsushima
@@ddomenicoeeziommancini doesn’t make any sense
@@joegunner1247 I tried
Goes to Comedy Central:
The roast of tsushima
1:12 look there goes the arrow of Tsushima
Main character: *speaks*
Zanny: “the voice of Tsushima”
🤣
@@rehmzzyYT The laugh of tsushima
@@comrademoshi1028 the comment of tsushima
@@Thetravelingmonke the reply of tsushima
@@comrademoshi1028 the comrade of Tsushima
This game is so amazing even animals look upon its wonder and enjoy the visuals that’s how you know this is the ultimate samurai experience.
I'm not gonna lie, I cried during his child memories of his dying mother ... her pending mortality versus her undying love, that was really well written, that resilient frailty of the human condition ... bravo Sucker Punch, bravo. At first I thought this was just a triple A slasher game with really beautiful graphics and fluid gameplay ... I was wrong, this is a masterpiece.
It’s a Sony game. What did u expect. They basically make playable movies with fantastic story telling. Xbox should focus on multiplayer tbh that’s one thing Sony hasn’t dwelled much into and I don’t even think they shud.
Mastapiece of Tsushima
“I want a next gen console”
Scalpers- I miss the part where that’s my problem
Zanny definitely got it from a scalper or used bots
I was literally thinking yesterday if Zanny ever played Ghost of Tsushima
Law Of Manifestion.
@@Delicashilous isn't it called the tulpa effect?
Same
I also commented on a vid of his if he could get a PlayStation and play it. I knew he’d be into it just based on how he plays video games
@@Delicashilous Manifest Of Tsushima
9:33 the muffled voice is unreasonably funny
12:16 he went demon slayer talk
"Mitsuuuubishiii" : I laugh a little
"TOYOOTAAA" : laughing violently*
I almost died when he said Mitsubishi
It's Scary Movie all over again
5:56
“Grandson of Ghengis” yea that doesn’t exactly make you one of a kind
Lmao
Even being the son of ghengsis doesn't make you special
"Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?"
12:28 the bros of Tsushima
1:16 Hey I’m Boromir 😂😂I’m dead, zanny is an og lotr fan I guess
"It's the coast of Tsushima"
You made my night time
Zanny, you liked my comment and now you also made my tomorrow👍🏻
"My Lord, don't go into the forests of Kashine. THEY'RE HAUNTED BY ANGRY SPIRITS..."
"What do you mean ?"
"Have you heard about the tragedy of Darth Logan Paul the Unwise ?" Vlogman
GOLD
"Its not a story the algorithm would tell you"
I know I'm late to watching this but it just came up randomly on my recommendation after I got done having a panic attack. And I have to say that the game and (especially) you zanny, have helped me laugh and calm down. Thank you so much
10:51 He was french the whole time
Fuck XD
“Like this game better that red dead”
*cowpokes crying in the corner “TaKe Me HoMe CoUnTrY rOaD”
Shut up Micah
@@goosegame3857 hes more of a bill Williamson lol
Both games are legendary but what rdr2 did was just so realistic and rich in detail.
@@luizito1269 I meam imo rdr2 is better but both are 10/10 for me
@@samisha5834 i completely agree with you. Rdr2 has to be on of the best video games of all time. Truly in a class of it's own.
Zanny: "Is the death part mandatory?"
Japan: _"It's the best part!"_
Racist, you think Americans dont love the death penalty
@@gejamugamlatsoomanam7716 Think about the French, they apparently had so many guillotines before execution was abolished.
@@garlicmayo-nee8126 america has the electric chair, a far worse device
@@gejamugamlatsoomanam7716 Between 1691 and 1700 there were 44 (I tried to find out so if it's wrong don't blame me) and during the Reign of Terror between the summers of 1793 and 1794 more than 50,000 people were killed, one third of this number died under the falling blade of the guillotine.
@@gejamugamlatsoomanam7716 i yes racism against Japanese people that makes sense.
15:03 the drip of sashimi
I'm a bit late to the party finding this video but I'm just so happy to hear you gush about how good the animation in this game is. It's such a beautiful game. It was nominated for so many awards but lost to the Last of Us Part II which was such a shame.
"too much for honor"
Zanny: roman of tsushima
any amount of For Honor is too much For Honor
Zanny, for the longevity of your future PS5 content I really recommend not putting your console on the floor like that without a stand; long dog hair is the bane of fan circulation (speaking from experience).
The bane of tsushima
Bra I’m dead that fucken rhymed 10:33
Who’s shouting “HECTOOOOOR” (I think?) at 3:59
When Zanny is doing a stand off:
“Two Souls of Tsushima”
“Spank them and flank them” -Sun Tzu The Art of War
You watch tank fish?
@@noctorr weird guy of Tsushima
We love you, Zanny! Keep doing what you do🙌🏽🔥
nobodys gonna talk about the guy that stopped a charging horse with his bare hands, 5:48
"I'm not a weeb I just play For Honour"
*Yes, but actually no*
“Hey... *I got a PS5*
...I still don’t know how to flirt”
10/10
This is very late but at 7:05 using the water stance would make breaking the guard a lot easier
Bruh he didn't have it..
@@Jun-Kyard ya I know that just saying it would have been helpful
0:21
the mongol empire is invading our home.
we are eighty samurai against an army.
the weather: i got you fam
Yuna : *Taka Will Forge Whatever Tool You need, as Soon as He's Free.*
Zanny : *Hm, il Need an Ar-15*
Where else do you think Glock Saint Ishin got his strap?
Zanny: Gets PS5
Me: Dies of happiness.
(now Zanny must do a Spider-Man PS4 video!)
A Miles Morales too.
If not, there'll be a riot
@@gargy1585 amen.
Dies of sadness
and God of War
@@attackfleed1301 the ps4 and xbox r equals my friend ,both good ,both have pros and cons.
"I still dunno how to flirt."
Dude. You and me both
Me playing centurion: 15:39
The real Ghost of Tsushima was friends of Tsushima we made along the way of Tsushima.
Darth Maul?!?!?!
How’s your legs?
Oh my god, its darth maul of tsushima
@@notthevirginmothers4201 The Sith of Tsushima
He managed to obtain the rarest treasure
I have one
@@i_am_a_brick_7119 I have one two
@@Kovalov112 but is it rare?
Yes, Ghost of Tsushima is indeed a rare Treasure of a Game. Only the fewest Games since PS4 have this Quality of Greatness.
Now he has the series x and the ps5
14:29 i didnt know itachi was in the game
This is my first zanny vid and series and wow this guy is hilarious
“We are eighty samurai, against an army.”
Its okay Ive gone against 4 light spamming orochis in one match.
You are a god among men
You say that but I've seen much more op shit in for honor as a orchid main I'm offended (I don't spam though)
Is it possible to learn this power
I once seiged a castle with 40 men against 400 men and won no joke
@@Sillycinder is it possible to learn this power
The moment he had to choose a horse the flashbacks of "Choose wisely" ran through my head.
**KaZandra PTSD intesifies**
15:50 SPAAHTAAAH!
Zanny. The Spartan of Tsushima
dude.. your voice over and sudden edits are awesome... you literally make a film out of a game... excited to watch all your videos...
zanny: "Oh, I can choose my horse."
Me: *Flashbacks to Assassin's Creed Odyssey*
"Choose wisely!"
CHOOOSE WISELYYYYY
More like Red Dead Redemption 2
EVERYBODY BENEFITS
“Ah I can’t wait for dinner to be ready.”
*The Roast of Tsushima*
OMG I just came back to watching zanny after a while and I forgot how funny and just LEGENDARY he is, keep on making the videos man make your fellow Asians proud
12:15 That was really good! “Torrent”. I love it!
Zanny: I'm going to do side quests now, i fear there's an ending
'The Goals of Tsushima'
Being the Grandson of Ghengis is like being related to a Adam and Eve.
i have been binging ur channel all day and i literally found u today
Playing this on PS5 and 65"4K TV everyday. My new favorite game.
"I will use the ad money to pay my rent, im about to evicted."
*Continues to casually explain the ad 🤣
0:04 maybe thats why they’re so hard to get, he’s just eating them all
Yes I see but someone got robbed for a ps5
"Don't ignore me" *murders him*
Toby magiure: exits
zanny: the thumbnail of tsushima
"Shine!"
-Im not a weeb
-I just play a lot of for honor
They got us in the first half ngl
Shinei*
@@treadmill3889 No he was correct, it’s 死ね read as shine.
@@indomiebrothenjoyer and I thought Armis Umbra was a fucking weeb
@@coltonbates629 "There's always a bigger fish."
The troll of tsushima
Sometimes it’s hard to tell if zanny is being serious when it comes to the ad money
I mean most CZcamsrs don’t make a whole lot of money so this could be serious
He's currently in the Philippines where the cost of living is cheaper and the USD has a lot of buying power. He's probably joking about crippling mortgages, but not about using the ad money to take care of his two dogs.
@@kloonst
And pay for console multiplayer
4:35 reference to some movie no?
love all ur references. a man of quality Zanny
15:09 "game of the year has to be.....oww" yes i feel that too zanman
6:28 “i have mastered the combat, Toyota”
I can’t anymore 😆
The Johnny cash “hurt” reference was perfect.