Reject Tsushima, return to monke
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- čas přidán 4. 09. 2021
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►Music used:
Ghost of Tsushima OST - The Way of the Ghost • Ghost of Tsushima OST ...
Ghost of Tsushima OST - Duel Theme • Ghost of Tsushima OST ...
Cjbeards - Fire and Thunder • Cjbeards - Fire and Th...
Stealth Music - Assault by Avery Alexander • Stealth Music - Assault
Doom Eternal OST - The Only Thing they Fear is You by Mick Gordon • Video
Doom Eternal - Main Theme by Mick Gordon • Doom Eternal - Main Th...
►Puppy commercial break music: 🎈Song : 샛별 - Sugar Cookie / • Video
►Outro
Music credits:
Gorillaz - On Melancholy Hill (Cover) by Koji Kobura
• Video
Art credits:
Knight walking puppies animation - / bluescluesvevo
Medieval overgrowth - / mdesgn099
Sitting with the pups - / lazy__drawings
Dathomir - / sin-scribbles
Floating temple - / titiknoda_
Alien fantasy - / kyle_cochran_art
Medieval sunset - / dainsart
White castle - / fyctionv - Hry
Sakai's uncle: Ok so you are you going to kill me or not?
Zanny: Sorry just gotta go complete a campaign real quick
He spared him
Does that mean he spared him?
*Only if it was just temporarily?*
How npcs see us in a nutshell
Would love to see him do a mass effect playthrough
this is all a hallucination, Zanny is actually still trying to decide whether to spare his uncle or not
It shows red on the ghost outfit so he spared I think
@@lemonmist2233 yeah
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@@lemonmist2233 Yes, I knew I wasn’t the only one!
My friends relentlessly made fun of me for not killing him for months.
He's still playing BF2, the wheel demands it
1:48 I don’t think I’ve heard that much emotion in zanny’s voice before lol
To Show how much he cares for the horse alone
reminds me of when cal kestis screamed “BODEEEEE” lmao
5:35 what about this?
Zanny: "Strike me down, and i will respawn stronger that you ever conceived".
That would be a cool power to have actually.
*DC's Doomsday in a nutshell*
Soldier from Team Fortress 2
Subaru Natsuki: What is at first a blessing, soon becomes a curse.
Talion shadow of Mordor
He's basically Kenpachi at this point.
He liberated 2/3rds of the maps. I guess you can say he saved .....
*THE MOST OF TSUSHIMA*
Im not even mad.
well the place should be called TSUSHI instead of TSUSHIMA then
*slow impressed claps*
That was funny ngl
I was gonna say that
Does Tsushi really taste that good?
“Reject your home, embrace the ZAN Clan!”
-Sun tzu
Gladly
Wise words
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Will do
-the cookie monster
I shall never abandon my family your move 🤺
"The clash of steel echoes through this desolate cave, above a pool of stars. The black hand sits, yet his life fades into drops of red." Zanny the Poet guys!
9:21
He knows what he’s saying- while at the same time he doesn’t.
My boy needs a job before Soul Calibur 7 comes out, and boy howdy is he prepared
@@GenocidalSquid yeah, this makes no sense.. lmao, how is a clash of steel throughout a cave above a pool of stars? Even if you're trying to say the sound rings out through the air, stars are still further up in the sky. Unless you're trying to say theres a literal pool reflecting the stars, but that still doesn't work because saying it's in a cave means it's enclosed or underground, and therefore cant reflect the actual stars. Unless it's a sinkhole or a cave with a skylight... But even then the clashing of steel wouldn't be above the sky. Even if it was just a cave in the sky literally, the sky is still above it.
@@darkerdaemon7794 You read into this too deeply. It’s been a year. Get help.
4:22
“can I just say the eagle is a stupid name?”
Be careful in your glass house Mr Evening Swan.
So that’s what the glass house means… hey, that’s clever!
"We're going to do what the Japanese did in WWII; target the medics."
-Sun Tzu
"The enemy can't know what you're doing if you don't know what you're doing" - Sun Tzu
he proceeded to headshot the shawman, I died. lol
Said the Chinese strategist
Sun Tzu was truly a man ahead of his time
“Reflect on Regret” Zanny “Oh man where do I begin?” Same bro😂
I think he regrets buying for honor
@@nicholasriordan8953 so does everyone
My friends gave for honor as an present for my birthday! Mistakes where made🤣!
Been playing Destiny since 2014. I hate myself for it. And I look forward to having myself during witch queen too
I got For Honor for free when it did a "download now, play forever" thing and the only decision that could have been worse than that would be to take up smoking.
6:29
Red Monkes : "Lord Sakai, There are too many of them ! What are we going to do ?"
Jin : _(unsheathes katana)_
What I love about the eagle boss fight is that it when Jin escapes the dream world, the music hypes the player up so much that they get super confident…. Then most immediately die 😂
"Reject tsushima, return to monke." I missed the part where that's my problem
@@Chkprofilename no problem, always here to help you
Hiwd that get in there
Look at little Maguire junior… you gonna cry?
@Sidеmеn 🅥 fake account bruh
Me: Shouting "STEALTH" doesn't actually make you stealthy.
Zanny: ... Well now it does
Shouting stealth warns the enemies of unknown danger therefore allows you to kill them unexpectedly
@@lazylemon4081 r/woooooooosh
@@colinu9105 Lazy Lemon was making a joke building on the original comment. Ur the one who got wooshed.
@@ggoose11224 welp. guess I'll go cry myself to sleep tonight-
Lmao that part reminded me of the time he played world at war or something and was fighting the japanese in the campaign and said that
1:18 I love the sad sounding “where’d my basket go 😢”. It’s so comically timed.
This was a fantastic series you've been an excellent Host Of Tsushima.
Zanny: “The people of Ma are suffering.”
Me: “Mama!”
some degenerate: "UwU"
ma balls
JUST KILLED A MAN
@@cptTK421 im that degenarate UwU
Zanny has literally become Geralt when it comes to naming horses, instead of roach it’s fabio.
The correlation is uncanny but very accurate
missed ur chance to type unzanny but id honeslty prefer if u didnt
missed ur chance to type unzanny but id honeslty prefer if u didnt
I approve
That’s what gears did and said in mk11 story mode
4:07 this man called the shaman “Iki Minaj” 😭
"7 seconds, are you on coca?"
Lol im just dead. This guy is funny.
Zanny yelling Japanese brand name while dueling is my spirit animal
Reminds me of that one Scary Movie... "Fujitsu!"
@@Reydriel You mean this scene? czcams.com/video/DFysGx06U-I/video.html
"We're gonna do what the Japanese did in WW2, target the medics"
-Zanny 2021
the funny thing is it is true XDD
@@binns5302 that sounds about right...
I mean he’s right
@@binns5302 lmao
@@binns5302 Germany was war crime central too
I love the horse charge because there is literally no recoil from slamming headfirst into a crowd with your horse. Fabio 2 is just built fucking different.
9:20. Zanny has mastered the ability to say random shit and make it sound cool or simbolic
Man I love zanny.
“Oh that’s my dad!”
“The butcher of iki.”
“That’s my dad?”
amazing
Yes sir
The innocence while he’s in surprise in his voice is kinda cute..
Zanny, for the archery challenges just use concentration. Press the right stick it slows down time and use it with tadayori’s armour. Increases it’s time by 2 seconds and use the charm of concentration
if you get a good archer build it can be used for more than that it can become overpowered asf cuz you can just slow down time and head shot people
Use the charm of efficiency as well. It allows you to draw your bow significantly faster than normal
You can also use Tadayori's armor and stack it up with the charm of concentration you get, it becomes quite easy to get gold.
@@sharingandeerman213 reject tsushima return to Dio Brando
@@nastynamed1892 you thought it was Jin sakai but it was me DIO
13:30 "She needed a hand" im dying lmao
Zanny's a genius
The day that one of zanny's dogs die will be a national holiday for everybody to mourn
“I forgot everything”
Yeah including what you chose at the end of the game
He has red ghost armour on after 5:32 so that means he spared
@@Dizzermondo that orange
@@jameswest4817 you blind af
@@Dizzermondo what would be the color if he didn't?
@@GuiBastos1906Colorblind
Zanny has the crimson color for the ghost armor.
This means that he spared his uncle as that is the only way to get that color.
A question answered at last.
This is a true gamer moment
On my original play through I killed him and then when I replayed it I spun a wheel and it had me kill him again… guess he deserved to die lol
@@localhippo-_- Being honest I think its canon to kill him.
@@shadster7318 bro same
Zanny: “I will never be like you. You committed war crimes.”
Also Zanny: Poisons an entire camp of mongols with and gets an award for it
Plot twist: They call your dad the butcher of Iki because he took up preparing and selling various meats, and he was so good he drove the local butchers out of business. That's why they hate him.
Zanny: refuses to shoot monkey with arrow
Monkey: You, you saved me....why??
Zanny: Mmmmmm.......MONKE
You killed me. HUMOROUSLY.
@@FirecrackerSymphony The funniest part of reading this is seeing “translate to English “underneath XD
When he said "is this ubiosft's headquarters?" My For Honor PTSD kicked in
Have you recovered?
Zanny: *attacks enemy* "PANASONIC"
morally good me: that's racist, nice
well he's asian so it's okay. That's what he tells himself, at least.
Lol how is that racist and how him being an asian changes things? Jeesus, what a times we live in...
@@prptheawesome4911 Because Filipino and Japanese people are all the same right?
@@naanbred2735 literally just repeating the joke he has made several times, bro
10:01 "Panasonic"... Probably he use panasonic hair dryer.
Next DLC: Ghost of Hiroshima.
Zanny: There's going to be a lot of ghosts in that one.
Restarting the petition for Zanny to release the Faze and Tsushima montage.
I agree
6:28 "master zanny there are too many of em, what are we gonna do?"
Even after all these 2 years, the mic audio breaking while zany shouts in despair never fails to make me laugh.
While Zanny is playing Ghost of Tsushima, all of us are watching his Post of Tsushima.
I award you your 100th like. Wear it with pride my friend.
👏👏👏😲
The fact that zanny utters For Honor samurai quoted while fighting is epic
Kyoshin lines to be specific
6:29 "Lord Sakai, there's too many of them, what are we going to do? :("
He really went through season finale character development just to die.
You can actually unlock God of War, Shadow of Colossus, and Blood Borne armor in this DLC via Shrines. Not to mention you also unlock Crimson Dye Merchant (Who is my favorite after Black Dye Merchant)
The crimson armors are perfection
@@capconman1233 "it will be, once it fits the MONKE"
I love the crimson samurai armor
@(hanzo hellfire of vengeance) Rayan Mansour It's armor with a God of War theme. Not just dyes & colors but the chains around the forearms, helmet and armor with Ghost of Sparta dye on it.
@@ninjaboyo3370 You talking about the Samurai Clan Armour?
Looks like Star Wars battlefront made him fight better *cough cough* you always figured good.
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three bots one comment
@@clanka. the sequel to 2 girls 1 cup
@@inkoni8765 lmao
I cannot tell if you are joking or not
I found you recently Zanny, and I've been binging a lot of your game playthroughs and I must say... Your content simultaneously confuses me and amuses me for how I'm not sure if I'm having a stroke or a midlife crisis.
“If she does not do what you desire, her sister you shall acquire.”
-Master Oogway
6:30 "Lord Sakai there's too many of them what are we going to do"
“Reject the blade, embrace the tweed basket helmet.”
- Sun Tzu
Sun zoo*
At 5:41 we can see him wearing the red Armour so that means he spared his uncle!
The wrong choice imo
Also worse drip
@@robinbennett1686spare is good but the armor is ass
"We're gonna do what the Japanese did in WW2... target the medics" fucking gold
Made me go to x.25 speed just to catch a single frame of Vin Diesel, and honestly, I'm not even the slightest bit annoyed, just satisfied.
Where was that?
@@reyesdejesus5602 @10:08
Zanny: wears a basket on his head
The npcs: 👁👄👁
1:05 thought he was gonna say kamakase
10:25 What the hell, it's like there is a dance here.
"Tsu and Shi are liberated, but Ma is still suffering"
Gotdammit Zan. XD
Also for the archry challenge, you can cheat and use the Tadayori armor, and use the focused aim to slow down time
That's not cheating lol, you can't get gold without it
Also, for the arrow challenge, you can cheat by messing round with the settings so you can lock onto your target. I dont know if its possible without it to be honest
It’s completely possible. I’ve seen someone use charms to extend their concentration to the point where they got it in 2.1 seconds.
It's very much possible. What I did was get bronze on all mastery challenges to have the charm upgraded to a certain level. I had that equipped with Tadayori armor maxed along with the charm that reduces shooting/knocking time. Eventually I got gold in all challenges completing it in 4-5 seconds.
But your advice is useless, he already has gold...
@@sifter14 *clearly not having played the DLC, BowlOfRice puts in his two cents, as clearly he knows better than the people who have actually played the DLC*
Archery *Challenges*. Multiple.
Just equip Tadayori armor with the upgrade to have 2 seconds of concentration
And get bronze on your first for the extra .1, equip it and you can get gold on your first one, its a challenge but just gotta lose your hesitation and it'll be easy
2:55 ist the best moment 😂
“she stabs after she throws things”
just like my ex
At this point the most powerful weapon in Zanny's arsenal is character development.
Tenzo in the final battle: you saved me, why?
Jin: mmmmm monke…
makes sense
Zanny: Reflect on, regret
Destiny and For Honor
Zanny: Where do I begin?
Zanny: "You commit war crimes..."
Also Zanny in base game: Poisons the enemy and commit multiple war crimes
Hey zanny still waiting for that Kirin commercial break compilation you promised when you hit 1 mil.
great. Another bot.
@@pepegagamingat3am234 what do those links go to?
@@A.Guy121 hell if i know
@@A.Guy121 Religious Muslim music.
"I'm not ready for Fabio 3" was the whole mood when I first started the DLC
10:45 that is got to be one the best video game roast I've ever heard
I figured out what Zanny did at the end, he spared his uncle. It is because the ghost are was red in one of them clips at 5:35
“Appearances can be deceiving.”
This is an illusion. Zanny is still wondering wether to kill or spare.
Sensei has come back. A surprise to be sure but a welcome one
Ataque en esquiva 🐢
I wonder why these stupid bots target some comments, but not the others
@@steelbear2063 solo buscan atención
@@Barrientos2316
Google translate says "they only seek attention". And yes, but that was not my question. I wondered why they choose some comments, and not the others. I mean they're bots after all
"Walk: AMONG US", i swear when we get to our 60s we are gonna laugh every time we hear those two words together
Ripping through enemy camps on Lethal Mode with upgraded Sarugami armour was so god damn satisfying.
Zanny: I wouldn't be able to handle losing my horse
Also Zanny 2 seconds later: MONKEY!!!!!!
Lmao I got a screenshot of the monkey chilling on his belly when he put his head up😂
4:41 the shrooms of Tsushima
10:47 I guess you could call this the
Roast of Tsushima
This joke's already been made hasn't it
literally the only reason im glad i played for honor was because it led me to discovering this magnificent channel
same
14:55 literally the reason I've watched this video like 5 times, this is AWESOME
i love how Kirin sits and stares at the tv
"You survived."
"No, I was reborn... in DACHNESS"
I was expecting that joke.
He can't. His doctor told him to stop doing that because it was hurting his throat :(
First we killed Jiang Jun, now we have to fight Shaman and help Raider. Damn. Kyoshin is never gonna get a break.
I KNOW RIGHT
I enjoyed the running commentary so much. Going to look for more of your vids.
And yeah, the Iki expansion is worth every dollar.
5;48
The silent but deadly ghost , cutting the cheese, breaking the wind!
I love that "Reflect on Regret" part cause I play both of those games, despite everything I don't like about them
2:23 : is that my horse?
No its just a person *proceeds to casually walk away*
that ambiance when those people disappear is spooky as hell
The thunderstorm cutscene when jin and his horse were traveling to iki island gave me Inazuma vibes
Are we just not going to talk about how Zanny chose to spare Lord Shimura, because he has the red ghost armor
Yeeees we love to see it the ghost of tsushima videos brought me to your channel and I'm soo glad i clicked on it the first time I've almost watched through your entire channel
7:51 “Yes it is I, Samurai, Honor, my favorite hobby is making morally good choices”
6:13 When I got to the zoo and see the all mighty chimp!
Trick for the archery competition: your arrow will land the second you shoot it. Move to the next target. Advice courtsy of angie from skyrim. It fecking works to. Doubles your speed, easily.
And also, anything which improves reload and draw speed is required. Should have it already.
Yes and combine the archers armor with different charms and max concentration you can easily get silver every time
Yeah use the archery armor and use the concentration. It’s really easy getting gold on all archery challenges
@zanny You need to TAKE every tip seen here. PLAY to every charm and advantage in the archery challenge to get the gold.
@@peacefulfren8879 yes he is telling the truth using all of those I was able to get 4.6 on one
Just finished the game like half an hour ago lmao. Great to see that there’s instantly a new video on it.
2:56 The Horse: “Nah bruh you jump”
Got me cracking up after he defeated riku when he said "now where's your pet monkey" 😂🤣
16:40
Green goblin and harry osborn vibes
17:00 Kazumaza: MY BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS APPRENTICE
BREAKS LIGHTSABER
I adore that he shouted "ROHIRRIM!" when he charged
1:04 “we’re gonna do what the Japanese did in World War Two: target the medics” made my day
Nobody:.......
Zanny outta nowhere: *"THE MONKEYYYYY!"* 😆🐒