Trying French Army Rations: Tastiest in the WORLD!?!
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- čas přidán 1. 12. 2019
- Today we try some Jolly French Army Rations...!! Huge shout out and thanks to Thomas, the French Jollybean who sent us these rations and made this video possible! You’re a legend Thomas!!
오늘은 졸리한 프랑스 전투 식량을 먹어봤어요...!! 전투식량을 직접 보내주셔서 이 영상을 찍을 수 있게 해주신 프랑스 졸리빈 토마스님 너무 감사드려요!! 토마스님 최고!!
Buy Josh’s autobiography (written by Ollie) here: geni.us/carrotland
Written and Directed by Josh and Ollie
Series Producer: Hyemin Lim & Sepi Zolfaghari
Production Assistant: Jordan Carrott
Editor: Grace Park & Sepi Zolfaghari
Editor/Translator: Sejun Lee
Translator: Miso Kang - Komedie
7:49 well at 4:02 did say “half open container” so Josh is right? 😂
Well, literally no one heard that, cause two of them don't speak French, and Gabie didn't understand what Ollie read in French.
Poor josh was getting yelled at by the wives for being right 😂
Im slightly nerveous when they cooked it closed because i have experience with sardines can exploded when my dad cooked it. You dont wanna go through that...
THANK YOU!!!!!!
(This is Josh... I guess that was obvious though...)
Hana Banana Think I’ll just pin this at the top here...
"Double wife approval"
-Ollie 2019
😂😂😂😂
*Josh
i need cereal who using this approval
This is what I'm searching for in the comment section.
And the "This is not good" from Josh 😂
더블와이프어퓨류불 진짜엄청웃겨요
For the first time, josh looked like the 3rd wheel here haha
double wife approval!
*Thou shalt not judge what these three get up to in the boudoir*
....
Yeah lol
😜
Ollie: *struggles to read french*
Gabbie: *fluent french reading*
Josh and Ollie: *surprised pikachu face*
No
it is
Ollie: surprised Olaf face
Josh: Surprised celebrity face
She need to work on accentuation
@@zajac3268 can never let a compliment be, is she supposed to be native level??
@@Ghosty716 french nazi?
@@COBRAC0MMANDER yeah lol. At least they deleted their comment 😂
“When both of your wives are pissed”
its no longer 777
Delicious army rations exists in this world?!??
It's really impossible.👀
lmao 😂😂
You have become one of their fans capt :))
Aye there captain 😂
중대장은 한국전식에 실망했다
capt has a comment on almost every new video they post i
"Josh, When both of your wives are pissed......"
-Ollie 2019
First time I see this, more than 2k likes and there is no answers
I'm in the belgian military and we don't have our own rations, we just buy them of france.
i'm fench and i didn't knew that! that's strange because in the front of the package there is a big " INTERDIT A LA REVENTE" means "do not resale".
Anyway, you Belgian soldiers are good guys, I wish you the best for your career!
@@degadezo6056 thanks! That's nice to hear.
@@remkovdc4582 thank you sir, stay safe!
@@degadezo6056 " revente " but french army can sell it directly it's just sale not resale.
Fellow Belgian here and I’m just not surprised to here that...
Has a french i'm still in shock : YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO MELT THE FONDUE BEFORE EATING IT OF COURSE IT'S NOT GOOD IF YOU DON'T !! My heart is crying and my soul has left my body...
This needs more upvotes hahahaha xD I was shocked that the fondue wasn't melted first ahaha
lmaoooo exactly
iMattCi89 5:43
Learn to read : 3:10 It's "fromage fondu" (melted cheese, so like vache qui rit for example) and not "fromage à fondue" (fondue's cheese)
@@Leebpascal1 non
Gabie: "I think he sent us...WINE. Or course he did."
That big grin 😂
How else can you be expected to go and fight a battle if you can't even expect a nice bottle of Burgundy to be waiting for you back at camp?
Of course the french had to sent wine 😂😂
we never go out of home without a bottle of wine in our bag actually.
The world: "It is impossible to make good-tasting army rations."
France: **LAUGHS IN MICHELIN**
*Laugh in Italian*
This is such a great comment.
Laugh in French
**laughs in victor hugo**
😂😂😂
WHEN THE “ITS ALIVE” ICON SHOWED UP I CACKLED SO LOUD
AND HIS PETRIFIED FACE BESIDE IT FEJDJSN
an homage to brad, of course.
Plus he mumbles some broken English at the same time its too fitting lmao
I love that show
the editor is definitely taking some inspiration from hunzi
I love how the husband is tossed aside and the wife and the friend are just enjoying the food.
*the wife and the wife
@@agbc9832 *the wife and Gabbie
@@achelois_in_tunes hahahahhahaa
Josh: This is Josh
Ollie: I'm Ollie
Gabie: And this is JOLLIBIE!!!! DU DU DU DU DU DUUU
Ollie for the 1000th time: I can put in the sound effects later
I think that has become the new intro of JOLLIBIE, it wouldn't be the same without it 😂😂😂
They need to make a compilation of him saying that😂😂
@@bryngjerme1272 That's truee
Josh: "It's alive! It's alive!"
Somewhere,
Brad: "I feel like making kimchi"
Brad who?
@@yenni5076 Brad Leone from the bon appetit test kitchen
Yenni Wijaya Bon Appetit has a you tube channel. Brad is one of the chefs and he has a segment called, “It’s Alive” that covers fermented food. It’s great! Check it out, the other videos from other chefs are good too but Brad is extra special.
@@TinyFlav well said. but I would die for Claire from Bon Appetit Test Kitchen
#IWDFCFTBATK❤
"This is fromage fondue it has to be fondue" EXACTLY GABBIE
Nope, it means it is already melted, like smoked salmon is not the sane thing as salmon for smoking.
Btw, its fromage fondU, as fromage is masculine.
@Aurélien
3:10 NO : It's written fondu without E on the box. This is this product : static.openfoodfacts.org/images/products/353/758/070/5294/nutrition_fr.17.full.jpg
So again, simple grammar : fondu means it WAS melted during fabrication, the fromages fondus family is a group of cheeses (mostly indudtrial) where you can find kiri or vache qui rit.
Ok that jimin pfp kills me he looks so good
@@Leebpascal1 Bah clairement non, fromage fondu *e* , tu vois pas qu'il y'a une erreur, ce serait plutot fromage fondu sans E si c'était un fromage pré-fondu, là non, c'est un fromage pour la fondu *e* , tu comprends ?
@@Intergouvernementalisation
C'est toi qui est à côté de la plaque. Regarde le lien et minutage que je donne avant d'écrire. C'est écrit fondU. C'est du fromage contenant des sels de fonte pour être tartinable froid... comme la vache qui rit
Everytime these three together in a video I'm always curious of how Lizzy would introduce them to her friends
Lizzy: so this is Ollie, my husband, that is Josh, my husband's husband, and that is Gabbie, my husband's husband's wife
Basically April in S1 and S2 of Parks and Rec.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is ollie still married to lizzy? He doesn't wear his ring anymore
@@senamhlaba he probably still is because at one point in a marriage you dont wear the ring anymore, you just have it in your home as a keepsake for the memories.
@@senamhlaba yes still married. Both josh and ollie oftentimes doesn’t wear their wedding rings and its alright
Ollie and gabie: *chucking everything over the fire cause why not*
Josh: *mother hen to the extreme for the chaotic duo*
anastasia are you sure ? he’s the one who spilled everything 😂😂 just 3 chicks
졔리 to be fair I wrote this comment before I finished the video 😂
“I have a diploma in french cooking”
“Well WE have experience in military rations”
*Beat that*
K-American here. In the early years of the Afghanistan conflict, one of the outpost I was in had French Foreign Legions. The FFLs with us had massive amount of French rations. Honest to God, they got sick of them, and opted to eat the food cooked by our cooks (mostly deep fried food, already pre-made and frozen. i.e. hamburgers and pizzas). The FFLs always kept their storage doors open for us Americans to take their rations. First time I've ever had rabbit, lamb and duck was in Afghanistan, eating a French ration.
MMS Protocol Honestly, not that bad...depending on the meal. There are around 10 different meals, and each one has their own unique personality. The very bad meals will have the best side dishes. But the good main dishes had bad side dishes. For example, a meal they no longer make, egg omelet, was terrible! But it had the best side items. My favorite American MRE is hashbrown, it’s a mixture of hash and bacon. But, the side meals aren’t that good, think like mix nuts or something like that. But to compare the American ration to French rations, no comparison. The British ration is better than the American, too. The brits has this meal with beans and weenies, and some sort of custard pudding with a cake in it.
@MMS Protocol usually the veggie meals have good sides, my personal favorite is the cheese ravioli when you get the chance to heat it up it’s okay when cold
But you know french peaple love america and we didn't regect your food, we are good in cooking but we don't hate other cooking, we just mocking beacause we mocking everything.
@@samurai5467 french even mock french
@@samurai5467 "we don't hate other cooking"
ahem...english food ?
i think that the french made it tasty so that their soldiers have an emotional/moral boost when they eat.
Napoléon once said " une Armée marche a son estomac" (an army walks with his stomach). And judging how he litteraly wiped the floor with thé rest of European powers i can't disagree :)
Betray the king, make an emperor for a better. Simple
When was the last time French won a war?
@@triplebbb1484 Hard to answer, nowadays, French wars are against islamist and not a country sooo i think it better to let u search in wikipedia or others sources (sorry for my english).
@@user-cl2xv1gd2h Like you said, France is at war with islamists but I'd say last war won by France against a country would be WW1 or maybe WW2 if you don't think that being occupied until the end of the war is losing.
Gabie: "Oh let's do the fromage on here!"
Ollie: "This is gonna be good~"
Josh: "What are you talking about, guys?!"
The wives reunited, so cute 😂
Definitely would be interested in the 'Ollybie Cooking Show'.
*GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT*
69,420 subs with no videos challenge yes HAHAHAHA
@@outsider_in i think you can see in Gabie's channel where Ollie and Her cooking together. And it's so chaotic lol
@@magdalenasiringoringo5807 Contrast that with Gabie teaching Joel how to cook.
Ollie: "Should we get some wine?"
Josh: "What, we're just gonna chug it from the bottle?"
Ollie: "What do you think they do in the battlefield; Josh?"
exactly HAHAHAHA 😂
On the battlefield or not, it's okay, trust me I'm french. ^^
I am pretty sure he said "bottlefield" 😂
look at the french world war 1 soldiers in the trenches the wine is more important than the food
9:51
Olly: *Eats Potato amd Tuna*
Also Olly: By the way I'm allergic to potato
He can eat in little quantities like 6 french fries
He said he’d die happy! 😆
l also have a potato allergy that encompasses my love/hate relationship with taters...my tongue loves them & my digestive system hates them...lol
"only french would have layered pasta in their army ragione"
Me, an Italian: Am i a joke to you?
Oltretutto stanno mangiando le Lasagne che quarda caso sono italiane👀
@Saki Maro and it seems like you have no idea where respect came from.
@Saki Maro and the poor little boy is you?
ouais ca te derange ??
Only french have song for onion
All jokes aside, having something tasty while being under extreme mental and physical challenges will actually make the difference on the battlefield ^^
All the surrendering was just because of the collective food comas the soldiers were all in.
@@MrNikolidas lmao sure. Joke made by the biggest joke on the international scene rn but go off
Jonathan Charles xD omg imagine
@@HotaruChuu I don't know why, but the phrase "all jokes aside" compels me to make a joke. Sorry if I touched a nerve.
@@MrNikolidas joke gotta be funny mate. The surrendering recurrence is about as funny as the ignorance it shows
“Double Wife Approval!” Ollie kills me every time 🤣💜
I am French and the daughter of a soldier. When I was a child, my dad sometimes brought us extra rations and it was so good.
Wives: ‘this is gonna be good’
Josh: THIS IS A DISASTER
나 다른나라 전투식량 너무 궁금해서 미군 전투식량 사서 먹어봤는데....
맛있더라 형들.....
담에 놀러오면 한숟가락 줄게....
Capt. Ahn heesu 유툽 해주세요ㅎㅎ팬이에요!!😍
이행님은 졸리영상 마다 계시네 ㅎㅎ
1 프랑스군 전투식량=5 미군 전투식량=25 한국군 전투식량=50 영국군 전투식량
미군 전식도 잘 골라먹어야지 훈련중에 미군애들이랑 바꿔먹었는데 맛없는거 먹으면 그냥 음식물쓰레기던데...
I watched this in front of my parents...then my dad bought French Army Rations for my uncle for Christmas...
How did he react ?
@Callie R oh..
That's amazing
As an ex-soldier and chemist, I would highly advise against holding your food directly over those (hexamine) fuel pellets to heat them. in fact in training, we were told explicitly not to handle the fuel pellets directly by hand and then consuming food later
Well..... might explain their giddiness 😂😂
How are you supposed to prepare the food then? Honest question, absolutely clueless here.
nickisuhl I mean one way would be to like use a cloth to hold it? But other than that idrk. Technically all those meals are edible without heating them up
@Evi1M4chine Oh lol I misunderstood the first comment. Thank you, I got it now haha.
@@nickisuhl Hexamine is Toxic
love the little nod to Brad Leone there 😂😂
Yeah for the next time uhhh mama, big Boi and wourder will came out too 😂😂
Same, I was looking for a comment about it haha
I am so happy you noticed!! :D Had to slide it in there :P Brad is i c o n i c!!
I rush to the comment section to find this the second it’s alive edit popped up🤣
Came looking for this HAHA
As a frenchman I feel strangely proud of our army rations.
Same! I feel like I will be trying very hard to not boast about it from now on haha
Shame you can't say the same about your army. Good rations to munch on after the white flag is out.
@@adam-uy6qg Another "French soldiers surrender" joke. How original.
@@laetitiagilles8616 And shows a serious lack of history knowledge
And here are the buthurt snowflakes that don't know what a joke is.
Double wife approval 😂😂😂 fr real though, why does Josh looks like the third wheel in this
blacktulip no he’s the first wife
blacktulip no he’s the first wife
Cuz the two wives were handling it. 😂
i've never heard josh sound as british as he did when he said 'this looks like a bLoOdY rEsTaUrAnt mEaL' at 6:45
He kinda sounds like Ron Weasley...
I don't know why but I read this in a gorden ramsey voice 🤣🤦
뭔가 이번편 조쉬 시무룩해보여ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 두 와이프가 너무 쿵짝맞게 놀려서그런가ㅋㅋㅋ
Josh : I think it's a yogurt tube
Gabie : It's a jam 😂
The exact chaotic energy that Gabbie and Ollie give off while cooking the cans while Josh is panicking at the back is exactly why they’re his best friend and wife
4:17 It was Napoleon and the French government that really changed everything. Hoping to find a more effective way to feed his troops, a prize of 12,000 francs ( quite a fortune at the time ) was offered to anyone who could devise such a means. Continuing with experiments on the subject he started years before Napoleon's government challenge, Nicolas Appert discovered that it was heat (not air) that kept pesky spoilage (caused by microbes, although he didn’t know this) at bay. This was even though the official scientific discovery of those microbes in relation to food spoilage came some 50 years later. (Thank you, Pasteur!) But Appert was correct, even if he didn’t know entirely why.
Appert’s process involved placing food inside glass jars, that were then corked, much like wine, and sealed off with a wax seal. The jars were wrapped in canvas and then boiled. He submitted his invention to the French government and was announced the winner in January of 1810, some 15 years after he first began experimenting. That same year Appert published " The Art of Preserving Animal and Vegetable Substances ", the first cookbook of its kind on modern food preservation.
If you don't want to mess with your life, don't mess with our food.
I think france has the best MRE bar none. I almost thought youre planning to go picnic instead of war 😂
But how would you get the food out of the bottle without either braking it or getting glass pieces into your food?
9:00 셋 중 그 누구도 불은 신경쓰지 않아ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ통조림보다 저 불이 더 먼저 아니냐고요!!ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
The title should be "rare video of two wives fighting their poor husband together for 11 minutes straight" yep
“Josh, when both of your wives are pissed..” dead 😂😂
gabbie: "it says it there"
olly: "yeah, in FRENCH"
😂😂😂😂😂
Strange thought but, where do they dispose the metal cans when they’re on a mission? Also love the ‘It’s alive’ reference. ❤️
They eat it obviously lol
Use for distraction or throw and strike the head of the enemy.
lol yeah the "It's Alive" font. They watch BA
@@kaizerjohn9685 what movie is it?
@@MissLooneyable it's another YT channel
gabie is so adorable whenever she makes jolly sound effects
I am french and When Josh speaks french, I just hear a drunk French guy 😂
As a frenchie and a french teacher I must say that Ollie's french pronunciation is ON POINT !
si elle veut apprendre le Français elle n'aura pas d'accent quand elle le parlera c'est impressionnant
Elle doit être japonaises si oui c'est normal
😦 *backs away slowly*
Erm... Ollie's the guy on the right, not the woman in the centre XD
@@pierre9694 I know that...
Gabbie’s really working towards that Ollie is a Mere Second Wife compilation
As a French person I was afraid they'd set the bar too high and when I saw the rations I was like oh no it's doesn't look good at all but then I remembered what they had to go through eating the Russian ones 😂
It is western propaganda. In real Russian rations we have Borscht (БОРЩ), Pelmeni (ПЕЛЬМЕНИ), Aspic (холодец) and vodka. The tastiest food in the world! Слава Советскому Союзу!
@@phillippko you're taking it too far 😂 I was just talking about how it didn't look appetizing
I can see why 1:09 Gabie speaking in French is the most replayed part of the video. So so gooddddd
Ollie shielding Gabie from the tuna oil splattering everywhere is the sweetest ❤️
As a french, can I just say, I laughed a lot. Especially when they tried reading.
"It's ALIVE!"
obviously someone is a big fan of BA
Hyeong Joon Park you caught me red handed lol
THANK YOU I was looking for someone else’s who caught that! Kinda want them to collab bc the chaotic energy would be through the roof & im here for it
When Gabie said "I think he sent us wine, Of course he did" she sounded and looked so good. :)
7:11
Aww this moment between ollie and Gabbie is so wholesome i can't 😭❤️
"Double wife approval" - Ollie ~2019
Rien ne réchauffe mieux les entrailles et le cœur qu'un bon repas
Wasn't it Napoleon who said,"an army marches on its stomach." ? Well, whoever said that was right. The toughest Marine/Ranger/Seal(listed in alphabetical order) won't get the mission done if he's starving!
supposedly he said it
Napoldeon did say it
Korean military ration : Just pull the string and it boils
Others : Set on fire....
Not only Korean
Meanwhile in Norway: 'Put your bag of food in your armpit to defrost it.'
Ulvetann whaat? 😂😂😂😂
@@jellybaebi its true
Singapore: Just put the ration on a Land Rover's bonnet to heat it up
Ollie the mere wife:
“Josh~ Josh~ when both of your wives are pissed...”
Josh the husband panicking to fix situation🤣
8:27 Josh stubbornly saying everything is fine even though he knows he’s completely ruined the cooking process 😂😂😂
To be fair, it said on the packet to leave the can half opened so he was technically right 😂
I feel like Ollie and Gabie joined forces for once and Josh didn't come out looking like the cool one for once.... What twilight zone am I living in ?!?!
Like a general of ours said during the napelonian era : "An army walk with it's stomach".
조쉬 와이프'들' 한테 구박받는거 보니까 짠하다 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Little fact of the day (from a soldier I've met): French soldiers working in submarines or boats eat food from a real chef. They have literally the best food of the military.
In the French navy, food is considered a very key factor, especially in submarines where you'll be under the sea for several weeks in a row basically, having a chef bring comfort and boost morale. :)
Wow, Gabbie's French is soooo good! I'd listen to a whole video of her just speaking in French!!!
The BA reference at 6:24 with It's Alive is everything>>>>
9:27 They are impressed by the food while there's a fire on a ration can. LOL
6:35
G:"Jesus, jesus!"
J:"Why are you calling on jesus?"
Rev Chris: "Why aren't you josh?"
Ollie calling Gabie "Gabs" was some major bestie vibe ngl (time stamp 7:14)
"Double Wife approval!"
The man's cornered! Somebody help him!
Tasting French Military Cheeses with Ollie’s Dad?!?
i see what you did there with "it's alive" logo
ba test kitchen fan approved
Alternate title: Josh vs Wives for 10 minutes
“this is my marriage” this has got to be one of my fav videos!! you guys are hilarious 😂
7:34
No one :
Ollie : *DoUbLe WiFe ApPrOvAl*
😂😂😂
Your French pronunciation was pretty good ! 😂
And of course we do not mess around with food guys ! It’s our whole life ! 😂
" Fermer la bouche " lmao 😭😂
3:38
During ww1 french soldiers would actually have to drink wine a lot as when they would recapture towns or villages the germans had left the wells sabotaged or infected, and in the trenches water could easily get infected because of the horrible conditions, leaving wine as a good alternative.
5:44 조쉬는 what are you talking about!!!하면서 열변을 토하고 있는데 가비&올리는 예에~!~!맛있겠다😀😀😀 하는 게 너무 웃김ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 무슨 만화 같아요ㅋㅋㅋ
"When both your wives are pissed"
*dead* 😂
"You're calling me a wife.. that's a win." 😂👏
Anyone noticed Ollie wearing the same shirt he wore when they tried the Russian army rations? Will this be his uniform now? 🤣🤣🤣
It wpuld prolly even work as a camouflage. I thought he was wearing marble print at first
I noticed too!
I wonder if he's wearing the same clothes on purpose.
He wore the same shirt when he went to Isac Tost with his father.
I love how Ollie tries his best to read French and Gabie is a hundred percent better.
Don't worry Ollie, as a french, I understood all you said. You're doing great, keep it on !
I’m surprised to see something about my country on your channel, a good video as always, I never post anything in comments but for this video I have to do. Love from France Guys !
Ollie: You didn't trust me!
Gabie: Of course he doesn't trust you!
Lol
Lol the it’s alive with Brad Logo tho 😂
Love how gabie admits Ollie is Josh’s second wife 😂😂
영상편집 올리가하죠 ?! ㅋㅋㅋ10:25 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 세컨드와이프가 퍼스트와이프 디스하네 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
8:02 “when both of your wives are pissed- when both of your wives are pissed” I don’t know why but they gave me a Kim Kardashian vibes 😳🤚
Gabi's french accent is literally perfect! I'm so impressed...
OMG! I'm a french canadien and I'm so proud Gabbie speaks french!! She is so good!!
I love the chaos in this episode because it’s basically dumb friend (Ollie) and extremely smart friend (Gabie) makes horrible decisions while the neutral friend (Josh) is on the side trying to stop them from doing stupid stuff
if anything, josh was the dumb friend, and none of them were super smart lol just chaotic
9:17 I love how they carry on while the can is still on fire 😂😂
I actually wanna try and track down a French ration now to try it for myself. That all looked surprisingly good
I like how they keep tasting the food while the fire is literally right in front of their faces
Nobody:
Not even Ollie:
Gabie: *Sings the Jollie theme*
Ollie is readily witty! He has the ability to crack up even the most unhumorous person
Gabie: Yeeeeeeeee~
Ollie: This is gonna be good~
Josh: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, GUYS???
LOL
Am I the only one who noticed that the shirt color of each of them matches the background? behind josh is a bunch of green plants, behind gabie is the pink wall, and behind ollie is a white jolly shirt.
In France when you turn 16 you have to go thru this day called Journée d'Appel when you basically hang out in an army base, learn about soldiers' daily live and all... and the sergeant I met really didn't seem to enjoy the rations... NOW considering what other countries have I'm sure he must be quite grateful lmao
Also hearing you guys pronouncing French words was hilarious but I'm glad Gabie was here cause otherwiseee... Si vous visitez la France en hiver, goûter la raclette !!!! J'imagine que Gabie l'a déja fait c'est des pommes de terre cuites, de la charcuterie et du fromage, probably n2 national pride after pains au chocolat.