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This should be a mandatory video before getting a driver's license.
And in ALL languages
I agree with you and Rick S 🤣🤣🤣
Yes it should. Vic is right I live in Seattle and the news said aggressive/radical driving is up 900 and something percent!!!???? WTF! That's crazy.
Everybody's in a hurry,
and they're distracted.
And they don't understand the laws of physics, and they're stupid. It's dangerous.
I almost died as a passenger in a vehicle back in 1989. I was 27 years old. A 70’s Cadillac hit us head-on because he was in a rush to get on a on-ramp. The “Jaws of Life” had to cut me outta the car. I hear ya loud and clear, Vic! 😘❤️ 🗽
I’m so sorry about that 🥺🙏. I’m glad you’re okay though 👍💗.
So glad you were alright! I'm with Vic... I'm getting to where I hate driving.
People are psycho and it's getting worse.! The cell phones at every moment, the tailgating, going thru red lights. Makes me cuss to myself Vic.
This is what I sound like every day.
'Leave your house earlier' should be etched on all ignition keys..
Imagine still using a key to start a car lol.
@@sleazykilla360 I just personally don’t like the extra gadgets in the newer cars, and they just look way too bulky. Idk, my friends say I’m living in the wrong decade lol
OTR semi driver for 10 years. I hate driving anymore. They are EVERYWHERE. Thanks Vic❤️
I hear you Vic. Whenever I buckle myself into my car, ready to head out, I'm preparing for war. It's like a high risk mission over the skies of Germany in '42
He's not wrong. 100% agree. "You don't like it, F.U., go around me!"
He hates driving, but his wife makes him film his rants in the car. Hahaha. Love this guy. 👍
@Eastern fence Lizard when she isn’t home 😂
Lmao 🤣
You can tell the people who have never had their ass whipped in a good fistfight; aggressive drivers and those who insult others with their smart-assy comments behind the confines of their social media keyboard.
I used to have a bumper sticker that read: “Keep honking, I’m just re-loading”
Those are the two types of people I hate the most
@nc4tn, LOVE that bumper sticker!
Unfortunately, here in Jersey we cannot carry
I had a bumper stick that said “if you can read this then fuck off”
I usually ease off the accelerator, that makes them even more angry , then they’ll overtake and I end up right behind them or alongside them at a red traffic light pmsl 🤣
If you are inconveniencing yourself by slowing down on purpose to anger drivers behind you - you are part of the problem
I won't move over for the one's that fly up my butt and expect me to just give them the road. In Florida I am already doing 80 on cruise control when permissible and they are just trying to blow past at 90+!!
And if they are so close for too long and I mean not being able to see there lights!! I slow down a mph, until they back off or go around!!°
@@kimberley1449 I live in Belfast Northern Ireland and there are so many idiotic drivers , there’s a particular road I often have to drive through and the idiots are up my backside trying so hard to make me go faster than the speed limit and then they in such rage undertake on a bus lane to get past, that’s against the law
Couldn't agree with you more Vic. Not only do I have to watch what I do when driving, but I have to anticipate what the other drivers (Idiots) are going to do. I'm even afraid to ride my road bike on the city streets anymore.
You have to assume that they’re going to do the stupidest possible thing at the worst moment, then you are in “defensive driving” mode👍☠️
I feel you on this one Vick! It's a mess out here on the road 🙄
I'm 61 and I still remember the safety tip our high school drivers ed teacher told us. "Assume everyone on the road is an idiot and is going to do something stupid", and when we were driving he would point out the idiots. You remind me so much of those real men I learned from, my dad, my grandfathers, and my shop teachers.
I blame Vin Diesel. Everybody thinks their in a Fast and furious movie.
Yes this and stupidity!
💯😂
Right on, Vic. People are driving around in their 3000+ pound "killing machines", texting, Twittering, TikToking, and Snapchatting just like they were sitting on their sofa at home without a care in the world. Distracted driving is off the charts!
And our law enforcement officers aren’t doing a damned thing about it. I have seen many cops texting and driving.
They're IDIOTS! The cell phones should explode in their hands if they're driving!
It’s New Jersey, we are the most ticked off state in the US. And yes very populated over 9 million people
Everyone is in a hurry today. No more common courtesy on the roads. What ticks me off is I've noticed that many drivers don't pull over when an ambulance is sounding it's sirens and flashing it's lights headed to an emergency. Most probably a car accident.
Idiots. I hate being in the car. It has become a necessary evil.
They should take out the word merge and replace it with Purge!!! Starting at midnight!!! 👍
Lol.
😂😂😂
Facts🤣💀
I like when they are turning left or right and swing out the opposite way they are turning like WTF? 🤦♂️
@Domino Effect 😂🤣👍
I hate these types of drivers and they shouldn’t be allowed to drive and I agree with you Vic
This has been my entire mood since I got my license. Aggressive drives really scare me.
I am playing this for my son it's perfect, everything right here in one video for driving safety :-) ...
For whatever reason, the rain has the bad drivers coming out to drive in droves. That and the school commute in the morning, its a driving hell.
I agree with you 100% percent Vic!! I hate to drive too!! Hysterical!!
As someone who's been in accidents due to others incompetency or showing off, and never caused any.
I wholeheartedly believe in every one of Mr.Vics words....Amen !
Do you have access to my dash camera? Sadly your assessment is correct. I drive 1k miles plus a month lock down was the least traffic I ever saw in 50 years.
@Eastern fence Lizard when things started to open up I thought somebody put please tailgate me on back and cut me off please and thank you on each side front still says have a nice day
Perfect Vic, gets me too. I'm in the country on two lane highways. When I am doing the limit or a little over and they come up behind me to the point I cannot see their license plate it pisses me off and makes me nervous. Then they blow by me like I'm standing still sometimes over a double solid line. But what really pisses me off is when they then turn into the coffee shop 1/4 mile down the road. 9 times out of 10 its what happens. Sad when their double cinnamon cafe latte is more important than driving safely.
same in my rural area too.. and they all seem to drive benz bmw porsche tesla...
Y'all over here complaining about other drivers but you're probably the ones driving in the rain with no vehicle lights on. (Which is illegal btw.) So stfu with your sob stories 😂
I love and resonate with EVERY single one of this man’s rants. They’re funny, but perfectly serious at the same time. I feel the rage entirely!
I Cant lie to you Vic, your points in this video are the reasons why my anxiety Is bad when I think about driving I'm not sure on what to do.
You do know that there is a posted speed limit and the actual speed limit. In NJ, it si posted 65, but the actual is 80-85. Just drive on the turnpike or parkway and you will see.
Yep! Love those exits dam near at the exact same spot as the merge on so traffic has to fight to get on and off at the same time.
VERY true! I have been tailgated and passed when I am doing 75. Even on 55 mph roads, you can get killed doing "only" 60.
I hear you Vic. Had a idiot making a left turn yesterday. No signal, plus a LEARNER'S sticker on the trunk...
I love how Vic is the real life version of Family guys episode of what grinds my gears. Love this dude
"because you drive like an asshole! That's how that happened!" Lmfao 😂
I actually wrote a poem about this a couple years ago. I used to try to make everything into a poem because it made me feel better. The most powerful line from it was "we're all speeding toward the same red light."
Vic is back! I need this in the morning!!!
Vic, what you just said I had the same thing this morning happened to me on my way to dunkin' Donuts the body language everything and when you were saying it I was laughing my ass off Vic, I'm still laughing you're the best my friend
This is an unusually tame Ticked Off Vic.
I used to say, "where are you going? Trying to wrap your car around a tree?" But Vic, 'like Top Gun back there.' 🤣🤣🤣
I completely agree! I can’t get around the corner without someone pissing me off. At one time, I would drive just to drive. I loved it. Now I feel like I’m going to have a heart attack going anywhere.
I see a Ticked Off Vic video and immediately click 👍
I never had to be a more of a defensive driver in my whole life because my life depends on it.
You can tell he really is a very safe driver. My man records a whole vlog, car parked (probably off) in his own driveway with his seatbelt on the whole time 😂
I hate the people in texas with big lifted trucks,they just drive around at night with their high beams on and they get right behind you to where you can’t see into your rear view mirror
You are so correct Vic, this is a ticked off topic for anyone. I hate tailgaters when Im going the speed limit, I actually cant see out my back window because of them! I have to turn my rear view mirror slightly to right so they dont distract me from the road in front of me. Its insane!
Love you Vic, thank you for making me laugh today ,I really needed it
Not to mention, spitting some major wisdom on the current generation...and the screen.
Great video, this should be mandatory viewing for all people learning to drive and for drivers having to take driver correctional courses. Thanks Vic.
The thumbs down people are aggressive drivers pissed about being called out.
How do you see dislikes under the video? I can't see them on my phone. Only likes are visible
@@MrWolf2212 Below the title at the very top of the video next to the share/download/save buttons you see both likes and dislike counts. Down in the reader comments you are presented with thumbs up/down buttons - but only see thumbs up counts for each comment (I think that's what you are referring to).
@@geoffrey_b why don't they show the amount of thumbs down on comments, any idea why?
That is the truth
I know right!
The Belt Parkway is more like the Belt Raceway these days!!!
Damn! That's enough to tick anyone off who's trying to drive safely!
I’m moving east Rutherford New Jersey and NEWYORK IS MASSIVELY PACKED when I went to visit every 15 miles! An accident caused by the person behind them!
Even in a remote area of Yellowstone National Park, wife and I were tailgated at high speed when we were the only two cars on the highway. Woman damned near hit us when we turned off into a picnic area. The crazy monsters are EVERYWHERE! Thanks Vic.
This video should be part of the 5 hour course. "I hate driving" I scream that EVERY DAY on the way home from work
Morning coffee with Vic. I’ve wanted to scream the same thing. My coffee just came out my nose 🤣 love yr show Vic❤️
Yea they'd rather stay on your bumper instead of going around...then you slow down they slow down! Hate that
@Eastern fence Lizard oh not always.. I tried that recently and the nerd just stayed on my bumper ...almost had to make a complete stop
@Eastern fence Lizard You can get shot doing that. People are crazy!
I'm crying these ticked off videos are too hysterical 😂😂😭😭😭
Vic. You are the best. You hit the nail on the head as usual. I thought this crap was only in South Florida but apparently it's Nationwide. Keep up the good work Vic. Whenever I need a sense of reality and some laughter and to help get through my day I can always count on you. Thank you
Careful Vic, you’re going to blow an artery! But you’re absolutely right!! Lol
Vic sounds like me 90% of the time when I’m in my car. Tailgaters make me cuss out loud! 😂
Vic, you took the words right out of my mouth. Finally someone that understands what I go through every time I get in my MFin car no matter where the hell I am going!!!!!!!
The best freaking line in the video the same people that say goodmorning and hold the door for you. They get In the car and become animals!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I can't stop laughing.
Haha you nailed it Vic. Lotta a**holes out there🤬🤬🤬
Hey Vic!! Nothing worse than getting out on the road, and looking in your mirror, and there is a vehicle right on your bumper!!! Uggh!! Then you see that they aren't even looking at the road while texting....uggh,!!! 😜🤪😉♥️ Love ya friend!! Stay safe out there!👍💓
Love this ! Make sure you keep those aggressive drivers up there. We got plenty of them here in Florida already. Especially in Dade County (Miami area). Not only do they drive aggressively but some of them carry guns in their glove box. Imagine if you confront one of them from your car. You might end up dead !! Is really insane. Lol
Good Morning 😃
Put a pintle hitch in the receiver on the back of your suv, then watch how tailgaters will run up on you, see the pintle "open for business" then they will back off! just today I got several good shows of this to and from work driving my pickup with the pintle in place.
One of my pet peeve‘s right there. People who tailgate at 75mph. Vic nails it once again.
I so agree with you Vic drives me nuts too
I lived in South Florida for a long time and I can tell you people are clueless driving down here. What happened to using your directionals and when someone cuts you off can you please keep up the same speed, it's truly unbelievable. I totally agree with you Vic I really hate driving now, but hey have a great weekend Pisano 😁
Heyyy, it's Frank Rizzo! Did you get that car salesman job yet???
@@YeahRight825 That's right tough guy you bring in a tank I'll sell the frickin thing😁
@@frankrizzo4460 LMAO!!! It's really you!!!
Top of the morn to ya Vic!! Once again you hit the nail on the head brother. There has always been asshole mutant driver's but I've noticed since the damnpemic, people are more aggressive and rude on the roads.
Oh my God yes these people are in sane since the pandemic 🤷♀️
Thank you! I was wondering if it was just me who notices this. Wth is wrong with people?!
@@katperson1955 more n more people have just become rude inconsiderate
f🤬ckers who only think of themselves. There's no other way of putting it.
I can totally relate to your attitude of this subject. As a truck driver and from agreeing truck drivers, THANK YOU
I graduated high school in 1974, but I still remember warnings about driving, like the fact that when it rains and the weather is hot it increases your chances of skidding when braking, so....DO NOT TAILGATE SOMEONE DURING THESE CONDITIONS OR YOU COULD EASILY CAUSE AN ACCIDENT!!!
Agreed. I've had drivers flick their lights at me .. while I was doing 70 in a 60 zone. Plenty of space to go around too.
About 10 years ago my best friend and 3 of her friends were hit by a pickup truck inside a Waffle House. Yes, I meant to say "inside a Waffle House". The driver pulled into a parking spot and hit the gas instead of the brake. He said his blood sugar was low and he got confused. My friend was pinned between the truck and the counter. Another lady was thrown through the air and landed on a table where people were eating. Another lady was knocked down and the window frame was dragged across her ankle nearly cutting her foot off. The fourth lady was knocked across the restaurant landing on the floor. She had a concussion but escaped more serious injuries. The guy didn't even get a ticket because it was a "medical incident" that caused the accident. Three of them needed multiple surgeries and still have complications from their injuries to this day.
A VERY TICKED OFF VIC
The best 2 stories I have are from Denver. First, i25 south Denver. A woman driving 60 with her right foot on the dash, shaving. Second, at a 4 way stop sign, I was 2nd up to stop on the right with a truck right to my left. 2 lane 4 way stop signs. Ahead were 4 SUVs and they all went at the same time. They all front ended each other. All women. All on cell phones. They got out and stayed on their phones while yelling at each other. The guy in the he truck looked at me and me at him. We busted up laughing. A cop was to our left and approaching. He saw it. He hit his lights and waved for truck guy and me to turn right and pull over for statements. The women never stopped screaming at each other while on their phones. He tried to talk. 3 more cop cars with 5 cops total arrived and eventually 4 women were arrested for their actions including 2 pushing the cop. He came to us and got our statements and names, etc. He had a hard time not laughing as we were. This was in 2001
In all seriousness, something really needs to be done about people driving right under you, if your going the speed limit that's it, but the police don't enforce the law, if it's no consequences people are going to do what they want to do, I believe they really have to put this as a first priority to calm this ridiculous habbit to rest, because if you don't get in a accident, you'll have a heart attack from the pure fear of it.
This is me in the car at work everyday
Drivers Licenses should painted on their doors !
Thank you, Vic, for acknowledging that the problem with poor driving behavior is everywhere. It kills me when people move to my area and tell me that we cannot drive. Like you, I have driven in many states in almost every region of the country. The poor driving is everywhere. It's nuts.
I just wish everyone would pick one speed and drive it instead of doing whatever they want. Lately, right lane drivers in my community want to drive 5-10mph under the speed limit, but center and left lane drivers want to do anywhere from 10-20mph over. It's a recipe for disaster, and I am starting to dislike being behind the wheel. I don't blame my son for being afraid of learning to drive.
PS I think it would be a fun addition to add a pulse and/or blood pressure monitor to your videos. Here lately, you've been even more revved up than usual. Thanks for the material!!
And you should see what we truck drives see..holy COW, even the cops are texting and driving.
Yeah, Vic! Case in point: the Capitol Beltway/I-66 and I-95 in northern Virginia and the D.C. area! Besides, (and I agree over 1000 percent Vic): folks got plenty of time! Rotten time management that is!🤣🤣🤣
Love it Vic 👍👍 I'm 56, so I've been driving for like 40 years. Not using turn signals!! "IDIOTS" It's gotten much worse over the past decade or so. I mean really???...They're on the car for a F...in reason 😡 Safety first!!!!
It is really bad in PA. Cell phones and not caring for others. Very sad times
WAIT 4 THE FLYING CARS BROTHER 😅
I love this guy he cheers me up all the time
Thank you!! My sentiments exactly!! 🤣🤣🤣 🤣❤️
Can't agree more, Vic. Especially the tailgating, that to me is the worst. And especially with the retina-searing LED headlights most people have nowadays. Putting both drivers at risk for what? A couple car lengths?!
This guy is the voice inside my head
A firefighter friend here in the U.K. hated calls to road traffic accidents. He once recounted that he was kind of sick of the number of times he had been forced to cut idiots who were reported as driving like a lunatic free of wrecks that they had caused. He was relieved to retire because he said, you can only switch it off so many times, especially when some moron on a telephone side-swipes a family, sending them into the path of an articulated vehicle. What always got to him was that the idiot who caused the accident by their recklessness was the most vocal in demanding assistance. Every word you said is true Vic, not only in the US but damned near everywhere. Patience is a virtue sadly lacking in today’s societies everywhere!
I agree, people are in a rush to go where, don't you want to get to your destination safe. I miss the days when there weren't many people on the roads during the beginning of the pandemic.
Hallelujah!
So so true!! The momos here in Florida NEVER use that handle on the left of the steering wheel...it's my biggest pet peeve living here and I so agree with you, I have gotten to the point where driving just completely is something I do when needed! Oh good lord the whole rain issue here in mickeyland just increases the whole momo mentality!!!
Keep the true words happening my friend!!! And stay safe out there !!!
Wow, you hit the nail on the head with this one.
Hey Vic, Seriously though nowadays you've got to be extra careful - carjackings, roadrage, etc. People are angry, violent and will lash out - did you hear about the guy that got shot in the stomach here in Queens? It's crazy out there! Please be careful.
Couldn’t agree with you more, Vic…I was born and raised in New York and my wife is from New Jersey where I lived with her for five years before we moved out here to Albuquerque, New Mexico almost 3 years ago and you are spot on with the fact that there are crazy lousy uneducated and just stupid drivers everywhere… But I got to tell you it’s worse out here than it ever was back East….People out here drive like a combination of the autobahn and like they’re just learning what to do when they get behind the wheel but never learned the right way to drive… We have some of the worst accidents out here and in fact I think I told you in the past, just two months after we moved here almost 3 years ago, my wife and I were in a near death car crash where an unlicensed undocumented douchebag in an unmarked white van T-boned us one of the local highways here…My poor wife got the worst of it and actually the airbag did the most damage, breaking 10 of her ribs and causing a break in the tibia and her right leg plus she had multiple contusions and which almost required skin grafts… radically the guy hit us on my side and the firemen had to use the hydraulic lift to get me out but my wife spent 2 1/2 weeks in the hospital and two weeks in rehab and I just got bruised and banged up and beat up… It’s not like when we were growing up, my friend, because you and I and my wife are all in the same age range and my father taught me how to drive besides the drivers that I took in high school… He taught all of his kids and the six of us have always known the right way to drive because he would have it no other way and he didn’t even believe in taking driver’s ed in school LOL…Anyway, keep doing what you do because you do it like no other and you are the best!! (Btw just re-watched an old stand-up set of yours from Governors comedy club in Long Island from December 2013 and you literally drove there in the pouring rain right from your school bus driver job and that’s when you got undressed and changed your clothes on stage, did Tony Gaga, joked with the Jews in the audience about Christmas, shaved with an electric razor, put on deodorant and sprayed cologne on yourself and kept yelling that you needed a shot of Jack Daniels and Sam Adams which the waitress eventually brought you LOL and you had the audience in stitches, no surprise there)
I don’t have to rant because you do it for me!
Vic your hilarious thank you for cheering me up love from Wales 🏴 ❤️
Hit the breaks
Welcome to NJ/NY 🤣😂👍
New Yorker here. But saw this when I lived in the Midwest and south. They just have bigger trucks