Ticked Off Vic: Blatant Stupidity | VicDiBitetto.net
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Vic had to strap himself in for this one to contain all the rage. 😅
Oh indeed. I think he wears the seatbelt for comedic effect since he’s in the car but yea this one was rough for him 😂
He always does !
All the Ticking has really got to him
I honestly love how he buckles his seat belt every time even though he probably just isn't able to film his rage comedy videos indoors because his wife doesn't like it.
Its the idea of not having to actually going anywhere but being so mad that he feels the need to wear the seat belt, that makes it funny 😄🤣
"Fuck that noise" I haven't heard that in years. Hilarious!!
I say that a lot...I'm from So Cal😎
One of my favorites
Should've labeled this video "A very PISSED off VIc"
The stupidity of people never ceases to amaze me.
Don't get me started on the self checkout at Walmart.
Try an ~$400 Walmart order for pickup and everything gets canceled whilst in route as out of stock except the beer and they will not let you get it as a result cause reasons.
@@chasingcapsaicin I didn’t have a $400 order but they have done that to me before cancel on my way to the store
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In Korea there’s three bathroom units - on major highways anyways - and they’re cleaned on a rotational shift so that two are always open at any time
Illinois and Indiana have a similar setup on their tollways.
@@jmauck3 should be a law, really
Clean the dashboard 🤣
We hit that issue last year. It is 90 minutes from our house to the McDonald's at the on-ramp to 95S in Eastern CT. That is the ONLY restroom between here and lower CT. With the pandemic, they decided to lock the doors and have "drive-thru" only. I discovered that the woods across driveway from the entrance worked just fine. When I left, a line of guys in the same predicament found the woods to be as accommodating. Sorry, McDonald's if the stench of pent up piss wafting into your restaurant ruins the ambiance of an over-used fry-a-lator, but you left me (and us) no options.
Do our Highway Plazas have any kind of on site Staff or do the Restaurants and Store handle the cleaning? I don't think I've ever seen any sort of Staff.
I love when he does these in the car where he can quietly rant!!🤣🤣🤣
I would have pissed in the sink and say here, clean this
TRUTH
Spot on.
Man's gotta go he's gotta go.
Be damned that Tape.
And...
He's gonna go..
Great job Vic
Vic for President!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let's hope this gets to the management..Common Sense class is what they need...!..Vic great educational video..for these numb nuts.
Common Sense should have a higher value because it's not that common
@@christopherthomas6336 I do 😂😂😂
Vic.....
I fucking cried for this one!
I felt like I was getting yelled at by my old drill instructor with the spit coming at me, lol
Damn great video!
Holy shit Vic, that was one of the best 5 minute and 44 seconds laugh I've ever had!! Without a doubt in your top 10 classic rants brother!! The attendant is lucky you didn't take a leak on the floor!! 😂 Thanks for the morning laugh!! ✌🏻❤🇺🇸
Damn I missed Vic. Tell it like it is.
“Now I gotta clean the dashboard !”🤣🤣🤣 your too much 🤣🤣🤣
I want CAWFEE!!!
It's like closing down your restaurant to wash some dishes!!! I almost choked LOL
Lol... im so guilty of using a pump as a parking space
I know it’s been 2 years but you really should stop doing that lol.
Something missing in my life NO SHIT I haven’t listened to Vic the last couple of days!!!
Your camera's gonna drown lol
LMAO!!!!!! Vic, please don't ever take a Wrong turn!! LMAO!!!!!
Instant classic Vic! Man does this ever tic me off.
As always Vic is right!!!!
Beautiful rant!
You better put up some caution tape to clean the dashboard. To funny and sadly true. Thank you Vic!!!
Man I'm starting to worry about him having a heart attack at this age and with this amount of rage it can happen any moment
Yup had a heart attack doing the same thing, only 50 yrs old. Happy to survive it and I am a lot more mellow now.
"Here's the deal buddy" !!!
Thanx Mr Vic, we all need this right now 👍
Hey Vic, they do the same thing here at the Railroad station The train comes and here comes all the passengers waiting in line staring at the fucking yellow tape unbelievable lol
Vic needs to start selling these rant clips as covid prevention ads!😂
Hey there Vic my boy ... Loved this one !!! Common sense ain't common anyone 🤣🤣🤣
Hilarious ! Did you tell them that you were a "Senior in Distress" at Stage 6. That means you can't hold the piss for too long. LMAO.
He doesn't understand? WHAT??? I agree Vic, you probably confused everyone in that joint! Caution tape?!?! Seriously! Where are we?
If the men's room is closed for cleaning, use the lady's room. Just identify as woman, trans, melon, chicken or whatever, and you're good to go. NOONE will dare stopping you in the US in 2021.
Vic knows how to scream his guts out, but I gotta hand it to him. He never loses his voice...lol!
It would Def make more sense to clean the bathrooms over night when nobody will be using them
The Maryland House is only about fifteen miles further down the road. That's the one I always stop at. Incidentally, I had a brutal experience on the NJ Turnpike about three weeks ago. Had to go to the bathroom so bad when I got on at Exit 10 heading south. I knew I would be able to find a rest stop pretty soon. I was almost exploding when I got to the rest stop about fifteen minutes later, and what did I see? The rest stop was CLOSED! WTF! Had to go about a half hour more until I got to the next one at 7A. I don't know how I made it without some sort of accident.
I know that exit well. I saw the same sign all I said thank god I didn’t need to get off. I never drink nothing if I’m going somewhere.
Vic, you almost made me spray my coffee out of my nose @ 2:36 of this vid...mission accomplished!
I love the ones when Vic is really ticked off. But they are all funny though, always get a laugh haha.
YOU GO VIC !! You are quite correct about that.
“On the Gatorade display???” Lol! 😂🤣😘
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Vic, thanks for telling it like it truly is. Oh, and the dashboard comment was priceless!
I needed this laugh today. Thanks, Vic. You know the shit hits the fan when he starts spitting when he talks!🤣😂
They closed the bathroom when they saw Vic entering
Family trip many years ago, we were minutes to stop to gas up. Son was about 3 yrs old. He had to go. Grandma took the empty Pringle container & told him "have at" 🤣 how I miss family trips!🤪
Miss you Dad!😪
The cleanest dashboard ever. Haha.
You must have got there on the weekly cleaning day when they weakly clean the week's leaks, eh? 🚹🚽
I'm suprised you didn't get a warrant for disorderly conduct... My mother's boyfriend is going to court for yelling at a wal-mart person....
Vic's Lexus ..... The ONLY SUV that NEEDS an "inside windshield wiper" !! LOLOL
I cannot stop laughing with this one! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 fantastic!
Hahaha when Vic bites his hand, you know he's really pissed off !
"And now I gotta clean the fuckin dashboard, lmao 🤣😂 great video Vic! Love your ticked off Vics!!
Vic, One night around 1AM I went into a Cumberland Farms gas station off the highway in Virginia. There was only 1 male and 1 female bathroom. When I walked in, the toilet was literally filled to the top of the bowl with unflushed feces! No exaggeration. To the very top, level with the seat Vic! I stormed out and told the manager. He calmly said they were unable to do anything till the morning. This is the world we live in.
That sounds more like "The Virginia we live in" than the "world we live in" to me. Some of the stupidest and laziest shit I've ever seen in my life, I've seen right here in Virginia.
I have to piss…don’t piss me off! Lol
They closed it down while I was in one, then looked at me funny when I was coming out. They weren’t even cleaning it 20 minutes after I got done. Just “closed for cleaning”.
Lol love it! When ya gotta go,ya gotta go!!! ( But I have worked retail and sometimes you Have to close the restroom for cleaning because people are NASTY!!!) some of them like to leave “art work” on the walls etc..(then wonder why no one wants to work retail anymore) 🤷♀️😂
The spit was really flying in this one Vic!🤯🤯
Make sure you dont close the dashboard down. It enjoys its baths! LOL keep em coming VIC!!!
0:16 “The Pony Ecpree” 😂
Fixing the world one bathroom at a time. This man is a saint.
Great, with all this 'piss talk', now I have to piss!! But you as usual, are right.
"NOW I'm fuming!!!" You GOT me there! HA!!!
OMG Vic. You always cheer me up. Thank you 😂😂😂
next sop? IDIOCRACY! best comedy that is slowly turning into a documentary!
A righteous rant Vic. I personally have used the men's bathroom in an emergency like you are describing.
“And that was that…” 😂😂
I agree 100%. There is no reason to close in entire bathroom so that it can be clean. No reason what so ever. Well said and hilarious.
That's what I always do, fill up, move car off to side, then go in for coffee or whatever. This one station I use to go to near me, I'd be sitting there waiting for a car to move, 10 minutes later it's still there, they're inside getting likes a weeks worth of groceries while blocking the pumps at a busy place. Just so inconsiderate.
I got into an argument with one of the workers at a service station in Connecticut once for the exact same reason. I said to that guy, “It’s a fuckin rest station bathroom. That’s the purpose of this place so people can go because there’s no other place for them to.” 🙄😒
The ending where he looks back lmaooo
2:39 Now he's fuming!! LMAO!!
You better clean that dashboard 🤣🤣🤣
One of your BEST, Vic D. !!!! Have watched this one serveral times ... ALWAYS LAUGH .... Now, I NEED to take a PISS !!!🤣🤣😂😉
Can't say I agree with you on this one. It is a management issue. Management doesn't want to pay the extra 15 or 20 percent shift differential cost to have cleaners come in at night. It also clear that management doesn't trust their cleaners, so the cleaners have to clean the entire bathroom at one time so the cleaners can prove it was entirely cleaned at X time. Who knows, it might be inspected after being cleaned by a supervisor. There may also be a liability issue, if the floors are mopped, this is a slip hazard. There is a whole class of lawyers who specialize in slip and fall lawsuits.
I love my Vic fix every day!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Now I have to clean the dashboard😂😂😂😂
Make sure you only clean HALF of the dashboard at a time, Vic !!!!
hey I piss before the tank fills up and I'm an old dude too...hahahaaa..... Love You VIC✌✌✌✌
That was just some momo who "didn't want anyone seeing them" clean the bathroom. Younger, right? Ugh! You did the exact thing I've done on several occasions. Walk right in and see if they try to kick you out. I'll piss on their shoes, swear to Christ. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Crap palaces” 🤣🤣🤪🤪🤣🤣
I travel 95 all the time there an shop rite on exit 80 in Maryland clean never close my favorite stop going and coming
And now I got to clean the dashboard lol
You’re absolutely right at 9:30 am is so dumb to begin with. They should clean it overnight.
Omg Vick you are so right about everything. With people. U are so awesome and funny 😄
Yes 🙌🏻 I love to watch your RANTS💕👏💕
When you walked out of the bathroom, you should have told the guy " you can't get in there."
love you vic
Hahaaaahaaaa.. fkn ell.. I nearly pissed the bed watching this.. I started laughing and woke up the Mrs... now she's pissed at me. Everyone is pissed. Hahaaahaa.
Keep up the good work Vic.
I love this guy he's great
Worth noting that the service plazas in Ohio and Indiana have TWO restrooms, so when one is closed for cleaning, you can use the other one. But that's one difference between those states and Maryland.
I carry a hospital type urine bottle just for that reason. When the "urge" comes, I pull over to the side of the road. No need to leave the car.
Having an enlarged Prostate sucks also!
You are so right!
You know what ticks me off? When You Tube changes my settings and I hadn't seen a 'Ticked Off Vic' video for four months.
FOUR MONTHS!!!
I agree Vic. Unless someone projectile vomited all over the entire bathroom, lost control of their bowels, or if its a straight-up murder scene, you dont shut down the entire bathroom. Id prefer to see the toll plazas shut down for "cleaning".
"NOW I gotta clean the f@$%^ dashboard!" I'm almost rolling on the floor laughing!
I just stopped at Circle K to get $1 in gas to mow the front lawn. ETA the pumps were out of order and the four that were out of order have people parked in front of them. No people just cars.
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Vic, ya pissa you lol you're a funny guy!
Yup...the stupidity of humans never ceases to amaze me - great one Vic! Now, let's hear you rant on FAKEbook - I'm gettin' my popcorn ready! 🍿
You NEED to be in movies!