Official Ron White - 'Coupins'

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  • @biden1
    @biden1 Před rokem +381

    To this day I still say “coupins” everytime instead of coupons but no one has ever understood the reference 😂

  • @StonedMickey
    @StonedMickey Před 2 lety +161

    Don't care how many years, NO ONE has a delivery like Ron.

  • @datboimase
    @datboimase Před 3 lety +75

    "Alright.... Lemme explain something to you. Its not...... That the wind is blowing.... It is.... What, the wind is blowing" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @glenmills3150
      @glenmills3150 Před 14 hodinami

      @@datboimase 🤣🤣🤣 classic forever line

  • @bcorbin247
    @bcorbin247 Před rokem +32

    “I don’t like to party where I can’t give somebody money, and they give me back a beer.” Classic

  • @rodolfolaraleija6780
    @rodolfolaraleija6780 Před 11 měsíci +69

    One of my all-time Ron White lines- "If you come to Texas and kill someone, we will kill you back. Thats our policy." 😂

    • @davidcat1455
      @davidcat1455 Před 9 měsíci +5

      I thought y’all just hid in the hallway like in Uvalde.

    • @rodolfolaraleija6780
      @rodolfolaraleija6780 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@davidcat1455 dude...too soon man

    • @davidcat1455
      @davidcat1455 Před 9 měsíci +5

      @@rodolfolaraleija6780
      Maybe. I just get sick of this big, tough Texan, BS.

    • @ChaosArchives667
      @ChaosArchives667 Před 9 měsíci +6

      ​@@davidcat1455Maybe cus you can say that behind a computer screen like a whuss

    • @davidcat1455
      @davidcat1455 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@ChaosArchives667
      You mean, like all the big tough Texans hiding in the hallway while the shooter was still in the classroom? Spare me the macho BS. The whole world saw how “tough” y’all were.

  • @michaelsaville9985
    @michaelsaville9985 Před 2 lety +25

    “What are ya doin Ron?”
    “Waitin on UPS” 😭😂

  • @paulmc3457
    @paulmc3457 Před 3 lety +90

    I freaking love his " Screw everyone, as long as I have my scotch and a half a pack of smokes " 😂 😬

  • @65coupestang
    @65coupestang Před 11 lety +378

    "if you get hit with a volvo it dosen't realy matter how many situps you did that day " lmao

  • @user-mm1em1do2t
    @user-mm1em1do2t Před rokem +71

    Mr White could give a master class on timing and delivery.. One of the best 7 minutes of comedy ever..

  • @JTwoPointOh
    @JTwoPointOh Před 4 měsíci +2

    “It isn’t THAT the wind is blowin, it’s WHAT the wind is blowing” lol

  • @giovannibarranca2595
    @giovannibarranca2595 Před 5 lety +174

    "Diamonds, that'll shut her up!.......for a minute", OMG, Gold! haha!

  • @MichiganPowersports
    @MichiganPowersports Před 2 lety +28

    Im from Kalamazoo where this actually happened. There are seasonal events downtown in a common area and they absolutely force you to buy beer coupons. Yes, everyone hates it.
    And this exact situation has been personally experienced by thousands of residents.

  • @DennisMartinezCalifornia
    @DennisMartinezCalifornia Před 2 lety +17

    In line at the grocery store with my coupins 😂👌🏾

  • @emskowable
    @emskowable Před 4 lety +73

    “Alright that’s enough, roll ‘em back up sweetheart” 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @SyracuseOrangemen44
    @SyracuseOrangemen44 Před 12 lety +132

    "Mr. White, I don't think Rolex makes a radio." "It was a clock radio. Write the check, premium boy."

  • @timgraham5240
    @timgraham5240 Před 2 lety +33

    Mr White could give a master class on timing and delivery.

  • @marcwampach4097
    @marcwampach4097 Před 3 lety +158

    Ron is one hell of a stand-up comic. Few of 'em make me laugh, but he sure does.

  • @sabster74
    @sabster74 Před 5 lety +74

    My wife says "coupins" instead of "coupons" now. Thanks, Ron!

  • @irishboi2411
    @irishboi2411 Před 2 lety +13

    I love it when he says I'll give you 40 dollars worth of coupins for a burrito with cheese please it's all I got!!

  • @jonnyboi2536
    @jonnyboi2536 Před 8 lety +307

    im from the UK and no one has really heard of him over here, I think hes brilliant

    • @religiousboi2123
      @religiousboi2123 Před 8 lety +11

      +jonny boi I live in Alabama.. He's brilliant.. and very few of my friends know of Absolutely Fabulous or Coupling.. They have no idea what they're missing.. LOLOL

    • @jenniferclark9842
      @jenniferclark9842 Před 7 lety +11

      Colin Cromwell I'm more into "Are You Being Served?", "Keeping Up Appearances", "The Vicar of Dibley", and "Red Dwarf ".

    • @DarksaberForce
      @DarksaberForce Před 6 lety +7

      Jennifer Clark I'm from Northeast Texas and I watch those shows through PBS.

    • @michael88h
      @michael88h Před 5 lety +3

      Everyone in the southern us has lol

    • @andymanson3836
      @andymanson3836 Před 5 lety +2

      Religious Boi Cool, I live in Alabama too.

  • @diannapavich1247
    @diannapavich1247 Před 3 lety +14

    I was drunk when I watched this and omg most laughter I've had in the past two years

  • @amandalowery3984
    @amandalowery3984 Před rokem +14

    I've been such a fan of Ron White's comedy! I laugh so f'ing much whenever I hear his jokes. The Plane Crash, Coupons, Being thrown out from the bar! ALL of his jokes have always made me ROFL & Laughing my a$$ off!!!¡ 💯💯❤️❤️

  • @DarkPaladin24
    @DarkPaladin24 Před 9 lety +133

    "Diamonds...that'll shut her up...for a minute" lmao

  • @pauldickens2434
    @pauldickens2434 Před 3 lety +10

    He is actually from Deer Park, Tx. He went to school with my cousin. He has a picture of them sitting on motorcycles in the driveway. Circa 1973.

  • @pikiwiki
    @pikiwiki Před 6 lety +137

    "if you get hit with a Vooolvo...it doesn't matter how many sit ups you did that morning.." piercing Southern insight right there

  • @Jana-TheCraftyGambler
    @Jana-TheCraftyGambler Před 11 měsíci +11

    My son and I watched Ron White on a talk show when he was little, he’s now 40. It was the most hilarious thing ever! I’m from Tx, we always say “Coupins” now.

  • @comettamer
    @comettamer Před 6 lety +76

    "I can run 25 miles wothout stopping!
    You're bleedin...
    ...shit..."
    I laughed myself near to death there.

  • @Raisume24
    @Raisume24 Před 12 lety +83

    it isn't THAT.. the wind is blowin'..
    it's..... WHAT! the wind is blowin'!
    Classic. XD

    • @_BLACKSTAR_
      @_BLACKSTAR_ Před 6 lety +4

      "If you get hit with a Volvo, it doesn't really matter how many sit ups you did that morning"
      LOL

    • @andyknightwarden9746
      @andyknightwarden9746 Před 4 lety +1

      @@_BLACKSTAR_ If you have a *yield sign* in your spleen, _jogging doesn't come into play._

    • @LexMc0606
      @LexMc0606 Před 3 lety +1

      @@andyknightwarden9746 "I can run 25 miles without stopping!"
      "You're bleedin'."
      "Shit..."

  • @amandajoyner6717
    @amandajoyner6717 Před 5 lety +24

    I saw him in Vegas. This guy is a friggin genius.

  • @emilyspector2728
    @emilyspector2728 Před 2 lety +14

    I had the right to remain quiet. I just didn’t have the ability. One of my favorite lines. And for some reason I’ve been saying is Drunk.In.Publik!!!

  • @morganspencer-churchill2136

    One of the best 7 minutes of comedy ever.

  • @Heavenlyhounds96
    @Heavenlyhounds96 Před 12 lety +14

    Behold the classic humor of Mr. Ron "Tater Salad" White!

  • @onpsxmember
    @onpsxmember Před 9 lety +179

    Coupins...What?!?
    The delivery is fantastic.
    I just had some coupin-related problems, so i had to watch this part again.
    Love your stuff.

  • @dolliemaske4513
    @dolliemaske4513 Před 11 lety +26

    "Till shit started hitting our house I was like FUCK THIS"
    I love that!
    XD

  • @patrinaperkins1992
    @patrinaperkins1992 Před 2 lety +14

    This may be one of my all time favorite comedy bits…& also one of the most quoted comedy bits in our house!!!

  • @jackkay3215
    @jackkay3215 Před 5 lety +15

    It's rare you find someone new that cracks you up. Brilliant. He should tour Scotland.

  • @paleoprover8690
    @paleoprover8690 Před 7 lety +189

    I'll give you forty dollars worth of coupins for a burrito with cheese!- IT'S ALL I GOT!!!

    • @samfisher2306
      @samfisher2306 Před 5 lety +4

      It sounded like something Tuco from The Good the Bad and The Ugly would say lol

  • @Keebs03
    @Keebs03 Před 4 lety +88

    Thank you Mr. White, your comedy helps me through some really tough times. Meds can only go so far for help. A good laugh, now that’s some good stuff.

    • @jennymcmillin5668
      @jennymcmillin5668 Před 2 lety +1

      Same!!

    • @lourdesprudencio5647
      @lourdesprudencio5647 Před 2 lety +1

      me too.... take lemon balm, it's for anxiety and depression, NOW I AM GETTING BETTER.... LAUGHING IS ALWAYS GOING TO WORK FOR ME...

    • @ChalkyHonky
      @ChalkyHonky Před 2 lety

      Meds ain't gonna help you smoke a joint and laugh life is short dont live it addicted to pharma

    • @naomiemoore5725
      @naomiemoore5725 Před rokem

      ​@@lourdesprudencio5647 Didn't work for me . . .

    • @Wolverines4ever-sl1js
      @Wolverines4ever-sl1js Před měsícem

      ​@@lourdesprudencio5647Nobody cares.

  • @NevaG2190
    @NevaG2190 Před 2 lety +33

    I found Ron cause of the Blue Collar Comedy tour and I'm so happy I did because this man is pure gold lmfao

  • @eundahl2011
    @eundahl2011 Před 5 lety +9

    Bring yer coopins! I say this all the time time

  • @Tommybearyo
    @Tommybearyo Před 11 lety +59

    "I CAN RUN 25 MILES WITHOUT STOPPING!" You're bleeding...

  • @JediBlades42
    @JediBlades42 Před 7 lety +454

    After seeing this, I can no longer say the word 'coupon' anymore; it always comes out as 'coupin'

    • @SpinBiscuit
      @SpinBiscuit Před 5 lety +30

      I had gone to a restaurant the other night with a coupon. When we were seated, I told the waitress that I had a "Coupin". She grinned and looked at me and all she said was, "Ron White Fan?"

    • @bg7536
      @bg7536 Před 5 lety +7

      Good

    • @jenniferkeegan7199
      @jenniferkeegan7199 Před 5 lety +10

      Dear God...ME TOO!!!!

    • @rebeccaeubank1169
      @rebeccaeubank1169 Před 5 lety +6

      My husband always says coupins too 😂

    • @Nick-yh6of
      @Nick-yh6of Před 5 lety +6

      I watched this show years ago and I still doit I cant say coupon normal anymore haha

  • @Minervastouch
    @Minervastouch Před 6 lety +57

    Lol ron white always makes me want to drink.

    • @seansolomon2267
      @seansolomon2267 Před 2 lety +2

      It's cause he always has a drink in his hand lol

    • @warriorhudson2594
      @warriorhudson2594 Před 2 lety

      Looking for any excuse to guzzle alcohol. I don’t imbibe I’ve seen what drinking does to a person’s life, it breaks the hearts of their children, makes some wives cry, because of selfishness. Looks like they’re drinking piss out of a glass 🤣

  • @southernman22
    @southernman22 Před rokem +6

    Ron white was an amusing philosopher.

  • @LampOnAHill-jsm
    @LampOnAHill-jsm Před 9 lety +92

    nothing but a troublemaker! got me waking up the whole house laughing LOUDLY OUT LOUD lololol. I LOVE YOU RON WHITE!!!!

    • @vanessamartinez4626
      @vanessamartinez4626 Před 8 lety +1

      +Juliet Marotzke me too.

    • @davidringer4816
      @davidringer4816 Před 5 lety

      My dad is a retired Air Force bless his soul I lost him 5yrs ago. He loved your jokes keep the funny up

  • @daviddavidson8050
    @daviddavidson8050 Před 5 lety +14

    Ron White you're a hoot! Coupins is brilliant comedy.

  • @valerienagy8764
    @valerienagy8764 Před 8 lety +61

    Ron White is so damn funny, I think I'm in love with him. You can't beat a man with that accent, that brilliant sense of humor, & he's handsome too. Or is it the suit? He is just funny.

    • @Jake-kb9vg
      @Jake-kb9vg Před 5 lety +1

      So your cheat on your husband huh

    • @kneegrow8173
      @kneegrow8173 Před 5 lety +1

      Jake you should see him now lol the drugs and alcohol have aged him so fuckin bad

    • @datboimase
      @datboimase Před 3 lety +2

      His delivery is amazing

    • @squirrelattackspidy
      @squirrelattackspidy Před 3 lety +1

      Aging has aged him too.

  • @t0ny1189
    @t0ny1189 Před 12 lety +98

    Ron White is the only Blue Collar Comedy member that has ever made me laugh

  • @RinLockhart
    @RinLockhart Před 12 lety +24

    It's always great coming back to this guy.

  • @sirsupesafro7637
    @sirsupesafro7637 Před 5 lety +8

    5:07 it was at this point that I started cracking up at nearly midnight while the rest of my family was fast asleep.
    I don't even care how I got here.

  • @louiserosson7358
    @louiserosson7358 Před 2 lety +5

    Ron White would be the perfect person to play Doc Holiday in the Western movies.

  • @Morgil27
    @Morgil27 Před 8 lety +78

    Just the other day, one of my friends pronounced coupons in a weird way and it instantly reminded me of this.

    • @afterburner2869
      @afterburner2869 Před 7 lety +4

      Morgil That just happened to me with a co-worker. She pronounced coupon in a weird way. I asked her about it and she said she got it from Ron White. Now I know what she means.

  • @ethanming338
    @ethanming338 Před 7 lety +27

    Some of his best shit in this special

  • @moniepony9280
    @moniepony9280 Před rokem +1

    Love you Ron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @tracycarmack9714
    @tracycarmack9714 Před 4 lety +42

    "it's not THAT the wind is blowing... It's WHAT the wind is blowing."

    • @alishamcmonigle8570
      @alishamcmonigle8570 Před 4 lety

      ????

    • @andyknightwarden9746
      @andyknightwarden9746 Před 4 lety +1

      "If you get hit with a _Volvo,_ then it doesn't really matter how many sit-ups you did this morning."

    • @StevenEveral
      @StevenEveral Před 4 lety

      "I can run 26 miles without stoppin!"
      "...You're bleedin!"

    • @andyknightwarden9746
      @andyknightwarden9746 Před 4 lety

      @@StevenEveral If there's a _yield sign_ in your spleen, _jogging don't come into play."_
      ...
      "You're bleeding."
      *Looks* "Shit!"

  • @mikelyczak1384
    @mikelyczak1384 Před 5 měsíci +1

    I came for the Coopins, laughed harder at "things that make you go...bleah"...can i get my Coopins back?

  • @sofakingsara
    @sofakingsara Před 11 lety +12

    Who the hell would dislike this guy honestly!!?? LMAO!

  • @troymartin4260
    @troymartin4260 Před 4 lety +8

    As an insurance agent, I can confirm that I do like being called premium boy

  • @Forrest4rest
    @Forrest4rest Před rokem +3

    He makes me laugh hardest.

  • @helda4850
    @helda4850 Před 4 lety +7

    I love this guy!

  • @negrudzu
    @negrudzu Před 3 lety +5

    Its called "being naturally funny" folks!

    • @ham7357
      @ham7357 Před 2 lety

      Actually he’s been using the same jokes for decades and his delivery and timing here are infinitely better than 10 years before this. So not natural he worked at it

  • @budmartino4202
    @budmartino4202 Před rokem +1

    You are brilliant 👏

  • @carolbrasington1743
    @carolbrasington1743 Před rokem +8

    Besides being handsome Ron can always make me laugh. He is so funny. Thank you Ron❤

  • @jasondavidstapleton8337
    @jasondavidstapleton8337 Před rokem +3

    i love him still funny

  • @fashfront
    @fashfront Před 3 lety +5

    I fucking love Ron white. But I’ve watched 5 videos of his today, and I’ve heard the topless bar joke 3 times. Admittedly, I laughed the first 2 times

  • @jakemartin4305
    @jakemartin4305 Před 3 lety +7

    Ron white will always be the best in my book 💯👏

  • @fionarider9048
    @fionarider9048 Před 5 lety +4

    Some crazy fans this guy has

  • @coleritts4901
    @coleritts4901 Před 8 lety +24

    Idk why, but this guy was my childhood. Love him.

  • @strNinjaSquirrl
    @strNinjaSquirrl Před rokem +2

    "That's enough roll em back up" I'm dead

  • @vanessamartinez4626
    @vanessamartinez4626 Před 8 lety +13

    Love your style Ron, I'm a fan.

  • @OfTheOldWorldband
    @OfTheOldWorldband Před 12 lety +1

    Mr White I dont believe Rolex makes a radio...it was a clock radio....LMAO i died laughing

  • @clintleffingwell8129
    @clintleffingwell8129 Před 5 lety +4

    Surely I'm not the only person who gets thirsty when watching Ron's videos. :-)

  • @Tigers_and_Tarot
    @Tigers_and_Tarot Před 2 lety +2

    I love his smile.

  • @janbianucci3823
    @janbianucci3823 Před 4 lety +5

    I love Ron..he's sharp 'n hysterical. Plus he looks like my old boyfriend who remained a friend. RIP sweet Bill.
    So I get to look at sweet Ron.. he's awesome & funny!

  • @jenniferbassfirstchannel

    That made me laugh diamonds that’ll shut her up! 😂hilarious!! 😂😂

  • @JarlIaan
    @JarlIaan Před 4 lety +3

    “I love the Blues but they gotta figures some problems out with the festival.” 😂😂

  • @amandalamb5724
    @amandalamb5724 Před 5 lety +16

    "Write me a check, premium boy!!!"

  • @BlakeNix
    @BlakeNix Před 5 lety +20

    Bought this. Worth it. I've bought most of his specials and they are all among my all-time favorites. Always make me laugh

  • @bjbrown
    @bjbrown Před 3 lety +1

    I was born in Kalamazoo, lived in the Keys on a sailboat for eight years! Now I just live north of Tampa. Hurricanes not too scary but don’t throw me a tornado!

  • @Vulcan650Vampire
    @Vulcan650Vampire Před 2 lety +5

    Drinking game- take a shot every time Ron looks like he’s about to take a drag of that cigarette but doesn’t. RIP to all participants

  • @forgetfulmemoryfoam6952
    @forgetfulmemoryfoam6952 Před 4 lety +1

    Wow thats so funny haha lol smiley emoji

  • @sylviacohen8987
    @sylviacohen8987 Před 3 lety +6

    He is one of my favorite comedians

  • @Rblks1
    @Rblks1 Před 5 lety +10

    The man, pure genius.

  • @kelliemoran8167
    @kelliemoran8167 Před 4 lety +5

    Love Ron White! ❤

  • @Agent1W
    @Agent1W Před 12 lety +5

    6:59 is what I really came back to hear. I call it the "rich guy's sighing laugh", since he likes making fun of rich people lol.

  • @kristieribera1918
    @kristieribera1918 Před 11 lety +5

    as a young adult woman..i would do ron white!!

  • @patt646
    @patt646 Před 3 lety +1

    If you have a Yield sign in you spleen, LOL

  • @darlenecolston3081
    @darlenecolston3081 Před 4 lety +7

    Gawd i love his voice and his smile . Ron white will always be number 1 along with bill engvall

  • @crabbybutt1
    @crabbybutt1 Před 12 lety +6

    I love his humor...he's great!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @chrislocke1042
    @chrislocke1042 Před 2 lety +2

    I wish I could afford you see this man live... If you anyone seeing this comment remember us little people that are beneath you..

  • @MichaelinDenmark
    @MichaelinDenmark Před 13 lety +3

    THIS GUY IS A GENIOUS !!!

  • @BackstreetsAngel7
    @BackstreetsAngel7 Před 4 lety +4

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 it's a coupin!!!

  • @cubswincubswin
    @cubswincubswin Před 2 lety +1

    Ron White: "So it's good to be back in Kalamazoo at the State Theater." 😎 #KalamazooMichigan

  • @paulmc3457
    @paulmc3457 Před 3 lety +2

    Just write the check, boy, classic. 😂

  • @jasonbishop2164
    @jasonbishop2164 Před 3 lety +2

    Rob white, love the info! Bill burr

  • @sovietunion770
    @sovietunion770 Před 6 lety +20

    My dad won't stop talking about this!

  • @mikefye5416
    @mikefye5416 Před 10 lety +14

    I live about 3 miles from the state theatre, Kalamazoo is the birth place for Gibson guitars, and a huge blues town. Used to be a huge metal capitol until the scenes closed down some years back, its kind of like a ghost town of good musical roots. Western changed the downtown area and killed the scene turning into a crap college town. Some greats played the state theatre, from Hendricks to Metallica!

  • @dawnpierce2795
    @dawnpierce2795 Před 4 lety +2

    I love the comedy on you tube 👌!!!!!!

  • @ACat-pm8kx
    @ACat-pm8kx Před 8 lety +11

    Natural storyteller,funny stuff RW!

  • @gregorywayneadams
    @gregorywayneadams Před 11 lety +6

    the funniest man alive...period!