Ron White - Poop Tooth - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
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- čas přidán 8. 08. 2016
- While Ron White was on tour, he lost a tooth and went to extremely messy lengths to recover it.
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Cut the BS intro!
Get right to the comedian's bit!!
"My name is Ari shaffir and I drug my friends"
Now it can be Nancy Pelosi''s mouth & so much more satisfying!😛
I agree he deserves much more
My brother did this with s a contract lens... peace ✌️🕊️✌️
This guy always drinks, but never becomes a prick on the job. Respect, Ron's a funny guy, love his stories.
congrats on making the stupidest comment ive seen on the internet today!
He drinks like Julian from TPB. Always with the tumbler in the hand no matter what.
And now he’s sober.
He already is one...
Ive always liked Ron white. He just seems so chill and fun to be around.
@@foobarmaximus3506 do you know from experience or is that just a feeling you have?
Ron is one of the most honest comics you'll ever hear,and that's why we love him,because his life story is so damn funny,,,thanks Ron,we love ya....
Anyone else skip the beginning teaser of the joke, so the show doesn't ruin it for you?
Wish I did :(
Always
Corvus No. How would I know to do that?
Corvus I do the same thing
Corvus No, it helps remind me if I've seen the episode or not before I waste too much time watching the same episode.
Never heard of this guy until 2 weeks ago, and easily one of the best/truthful/unashamedly funniest comedians I have ever heard.
Matt check out Bill Hicks. He isn't with us anymore. He and Ron were friends
@@terbailey9978 thnx bruv, will do.
Ron White is one of the most underrated comedians alive today.
he isnt really underrated. millions of people see him every year.
No wonder... that sucked.
fenrirdies so your argument is that since he is successful then he is not a good comedian. He has been touring for decades doing the more cities than most comedians. If he was not funny people would not shell out 50 -100 bucks a seat to see him year after year.
yes i am fucking retarded. thanks for pointing that out.
yes..you are right.. and i *still* remember his joke from back in the day about the one-stop shop that was the, "...flagstaff hair care, tire store and airport!," lololol!!...that said: between this comedy set, the comedy set by that comedian on this channel whose last name is, "Park," [Korean-American dude, i think, if someone wants to easily find and check out his video]..but back to my point: between Ron's set here, the Park guy's set and my horror at the numbers of men [some women, too!] who do *NOT* wash their hands after a trip to the, 'loo!!," and knowing *full well* that they have to touch their 'junk' to get the pee/urine out??.. 'no!!' i am *so* over the jokes about distressed bodily functions!! eeeewwww!!..*done!!* :-
I watched this while sitting in a been bag chair naked eating cheetos
matthew johnson hopefully drunk af
matthew johnson *Bean
Sounds sticky
Did ya have the urge to get up and send Ron White $1000?
That's disgusting... how could you _eat_ during a story like this? 🤢
Ron is comedy legend. Besides his funny stories, his voice is golden. Please don’t retire Ron!!!
His honesty is something else, he is genuine.
Last time I was this early, Ron was getting thrown out of a bar in New York City
ha!
Tater Salad
miles roddy It is that Albanian nigga from Flushing
Jimmie Adams by how many bouncers
He was thrown into public
Ron, you are the greatest in the tradition of Lenny Bruce. PLEASE keep telling it like it is! The world needs to know the truth, and only great comics like you can do the job. Your honesty is so uplifting and you uplift all of humanity. God bless!
“I need it for Wednesday.... and I know where it is” that was amazing
I love Ron!! One of my favs!! Even after all these years if he’s on or does a special I’m watching!!!
Ron's the only blue collar member that I follow to this day after it faded out. He's great, this wasn't one of his better stories but still good.
Ron White is the only Blue Collar guy I like
Kevin Kropp ty.he is mine as well
Its because he was always last and didnt lean on the crutches of a catchphrase
Kevin Kropp amen. Head and Shoulders above the rest of them
When he said “Strainer”, I started laughing when everyone started laughing at that.
hearing joe and joey talk about ron just chilling at C.H
is super dope
2nd time watching this some stories i could listen to over and over and never get tired of em lol
This was great, haven't watched anything from Ron in a while.
Ron is just a funny dude. Had me rolling the whole time. Was fun to watch. Great video
As a guy who's balding at 29 (balding before this), who also knew I would be balding (my uncles are all bald), and thus had long hair while I could, this host has a great mohawk ^^
@@foobarmaximus3506 Why the fuck are you using the phrase "what the fuck", that seems a bit overly aggressive.
One of the best and short to boot. No big surprise I guess for a great comedian like that.
This man, ladies and gents, is the real deal
Ron "Tater Salad" White!!!! Lol! I love his comedy!!!
I watched this in my beanbag chair eating Cheetos. 😖😝😅🙃😋👍
Glad to see Ron looking this good. He went through a rough patch for a while, didnt he?
Ron White is my spirit animal
6:32 his smile, "and there's the tooth" 😂😂
Hilarious. I died laughing at my desk.
By far one of the funniest damn guys ever!!!
The video has “Poop Tooth” in the title. As a man, I’m legally required to click on it.
You’re brutal honesty is hilarious.
TOP 10 OF ALL TIME!!!! LOVE THIS MAN!!!
Still regarded as one of the best alive today
Only Ron White would tell that story. He is funny. No doubt about it. ......😂
one of the best stories on TINH I've seen.
Ron leaves the mystique of "did he REALLY do that ?" I would bet money on it. Yes he did !🤣🤣🤣 My favorite comedian.
I was curious about the title of this till I heard the whole story and I was dying
I use to work with his son at regal movie theater in Charlotte nc he had a huge house out there
Great we both feel the same about Nancy Grace hahahaha
Ol tater always makes me laugh!
I guess just going to a local dentist and getting a new veneer wouldn't have made the story as good.
A VENEER out my REAR!!
Here after the two bears podcast. What a legend!
The ad on this video was a crest white strip commercial. You can't tell me that wasn't planed.
One of the greatest stand up comedians of our time .....DAMN!! lmao
Hilarious as always !
I laughed so hard my face hurts.
Ron White is hilarious.
Strainer came from Two and a Half Men. Chelsea swallowed her engagement ring downing a glass of champagne lol
I Soo love You Ron .... Anytime I need a damnd good laugh I look you up 😁🙌🙌🙌🙆🙆
Ron is an absolute legend
Ron White is so down-to-earth he good have simply popped a chicklet Bubblegum Cube in his mouth & made it work,...The Ron dude is too cool for school I shit you not,& thats why we love him.
I'm going to see him next month and I'm so excited
Tell me how it is! I've always wanted to see him!
Do you have any known aliases?
They call me, Tater Salad.
I hate the intro so much. I praise Jeebus when there are ads because it gives me time to turn the volume down so I don't have to listen to the spoiler or the unnecessary alien act out.
World star
G K jeebus is a lie
Joseph Beasley you're a lie😁
Brandon K WHO ARE U TO WAVE UR FINGER U MUSTA BEEN OUT UR HEAD
Brandon K EYEHOLE DEEP IN MUDDY WATER, YOU PRACTICALLY RAISED THE DEAD.
ROB THE GRAVE TO STOW THE CRADLE THEN BURN THE EVIDENCE DOWN
I love that he pronounces the ‘h’ in awhile. He’s like a country adult Stewie.
The title itself lol
Great classy man hilarious and awesome
Matt Damon + drugs
mastersoftoday Matt Damon from the future is doing time travel
+ years of drinking scotch and tequila
Embarrassing as it may be, I must admit the exact same thing happened to me when eating a Jimmy Johns sandwich….so true that at the moment it happened, I saw dollar signs and knew I needed to retrieve that very expensive piece of porcelain. However, I chose to immediately make myself puke it out rather then have it come out the other side of me. Thank goodness it worked!!
Mr. Ron White,
Not sure I could have had the stomach to do what you did. Much respect for you! Love to watch your shows.
Jen🦷
never been this early to a Ron White show
Bro why didn't he just try to throw up😂
I can't wait to go public like this with my stand up comedy...
Well its been 3 years so im assuming you either bombed or never even attempted..
Always a class act.
"Precious piece of porcelain...." Hits the ear just nice, dunnit?
Nicely played BTW. Career & all. !! :)
Gadamn I laughed so hard at this 🤣🤣🤣
A monumental tale of perseverance
Love this guy
As a fellow Texan and scotch lover and Nancy Grace Hater ... I APPROVE THIS !!!!!...
great twist lmfao!
Screw it.....Don't EVER need a tooth that bad!
I've never laughed, and vomited so hard in my life lol!!
I had to look Nancy Grace up after this.
Grace worked for nearly a decade in the Atlanta-Fulton County, Georgia District Attorney's office as Special Prosecutor. Her work focused on felony cases involving serial murder, serial rape, serial child molestation, and serial arson.[7] Grace left the prosecutors' office after the District Attorney she had been working under decided not to run for reelection.[8]
While a prosecutor, Grace was reprimanded by the Supreme Court of Georgia for withholding evidence and for making improper statements in a 1997 arson and murder case. The court overturned the conviction in that case and found that Grace's behavior "demonstrated her disregard of the notions of due process and fairness and was inexcusable." [9] As well, a 2005 federal appeals opinion by Judge William H. Pryor, Jr. found that Grace "played fast and loose" with core ethical rules in a 1990 triple murder case, including the withholding of evidence and allowing a police detective to testify falsely under oath. The 1990 murder conviction was upheld despite Grace's prosecutorial misconduct.
Just watch a couple of minutes of her show. Then imagine being married to this woman. Ahhh!
I don't think her fiancé was murdered....I think he killed himself to get away from her :)
“ok I’ll watch poop tooth and then I’ll go to bed”
If drinking alcohol and water, shouldn't it be easier to induce puking?
I love him
Thanks 💕
I was happy to learn that Ron shares my opinion on Nancy Grace.
Comedy at it's finest.
“Eat a steaming bowl of fuck.”
I’m definitely using that from now on.
He’s still got that SOMETHING
So do you your sexy
Thank you.
*My 'Steppa' whose stage name was 'Gerry Gerardo' was performing at the lounge of the old 'Frontier' in Las Vegas
in 1948 at the same time 'Liberace' was headlining the main-showroom for $50,000 a week*
*Gerardo sang and played an acoustic 'Jumbo' in the same genre as 'Tony Martin' with a 'Lanza' type voice*
*$350 a week was 'Big Money' in '48, with a 'comped' room thrown-in, plus 'tokes' for doing 'requests' and that was
usually a hundred or more* *The 'Good Old Days' were good for him, 'way back when'*
Ron binge drinks so often I have to imagine he's no stranger to puking, why wasn't that an option for him??
Thank you ari
Slow, methodical assassin. So damn funny.
I love the raw truth.
Love you ❤️ very funny 😆
he's great on JRE
Lost my front tooth eating a hot dog drunk off my ass at closing time I got from a vendor outside the bar!😂
RUN THE JEWELS!
Actually this happened to me TWICE.... Now I walk around with a $hit eating grin... If I'm lying I'm dying....
Love me some Tater Salad!
sonnermom55 "Bout damn time tater salad and taco salad did a show together" 😂
Ron is way to good to have been touring with Larry the Cable Guy
Sean Kratovil then you don’t know Larry, AKA, Dan.
After watching, oh say around 1000 episodes of the Joe Rogan experience I could most deff tell he was at the taping of this. I could here his crazy laugh when something gets real funny. Also it's his home club
This dude is like an early 2000s HBO original show character
Why does the title intro have to be so long for a youtube video?
He will make over a million bucks telling the Poop Tooth story....
Did anyone else notice Mark Normand in the back laughing lmao 5:54
Ron was smart for thinking about the strainer