Ralphie May - Gay Wedding - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
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- čas přidán 8. 09. 2024
- Ralphie May and his son learn valuable life lessons while attending the wedding of two men.
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R.I.P Ralphie May
Ralphie needs to lose fucking weight!
@@brodie2005thegamer
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@@tiptoetim7319 Ralphie dies, he automatically reaches the point where it's time for him to lose weight.
"If you're gonna dance with the devil, might as well lead"
RIP Ralphie May
That line was life changing
One more for 666
That's a dope ass line
When I leave this earth, the first thing I’m asking is “Hey is Ralphie May up here or down there?” and if the answer Is “Down there...” my first request will be “Where is the ticket exchange line?”
Is it wrong of me to reply with an Amen? If so, I still think I'm saying it correctly.
So his son's name is August May? That shit right there is comedy gold. RIP Ralphie
His daughters name is April June May
Try to forget that, bet you cant.
His Daughters name is APRIL!
APRIL JUNE MAY - "Thats right, Dont forget it" - Ralphie May.
I was just bout to say itd be funny if he had a daughter named April but it looks like Ralphie beat me to it haha
Armada1715 That passed right by me. Lol
I hate when the comedian is actually using jokes that are too smart for the audience to comprehend and you get the silence after a golden line
"back when I was a troglodyte"
Only minds as intellectual as you can watch Rick and Morty and truly understand
You sir are truly an intellectual
@@hello-ps5uj you the mvp bruh thanks for the support
yes yes we're all aware of string theory, calm your tits.
"I matrix'd nuts"=🏆
😂😂😂
Beating sweat, standing through his entire performance, and quite possibly in the worst health of his life and EVEN STILL, everything that came out of his mouth was PURE COMEDIC GOLD. Totally dedicated to his work and always set on making people laugh until their stomachs couldn't take the pain anymore. I miss this guy SO MUCH MAN. And you know what? He was the best. 😢
Beading*
"if you're gonna dance with the devil you might as well lead." fucking greatest quote I've heard in this day and age so far. i fucking love ralphie may
This the first time I seen him and I loved it, his accent is great and the way he tells the story
you need to watch politically correct by ralphie may. that shit is too fucking funny
I love ralphie may too! he is so hilarious
I've heard Joey Diaz say often "If you're walking on thin ice might as well dance" I believe it was
Rest In Peace ralphie may. You are a class act. You proved you can be funny with out being mean and vulgar to make yourself feel important
Still can’t believe we’ll never get something new from this guy.
💯
His wife is releasing one of of his unreleased taped specials in 2020 , I believe. She has one of her own coming out soon too.
Trending InterActive Studios sweet! Support his family while getting something new !
cj bryant yaint getting nothing from coby anymore either
@@grumpycat6429 coby...
Listen to the audience when he pauses... dead silence. theyre captivated. theyre hanging on every word. Ralphie has them in a fucking trance. what an incredible fucking talent. Gotta love Ralphie fucking May.
Tyler Shumaker i think public is dead cause they didn't genuinly laugh
Tyler Shumaker no it just wasn't funny
@@BrickedUpp because you couldn't comprehend it
Ralphie liked those silences. His pauses were intentional. I heard him talk about it in a comedy masterclass.
@@clicheguevara5282 That's badass. You can tell he does, because he has something ready after the beat. Advanced level composition.
Whenever I drive through Tennessee I always stop by to visit Clarksville, AR where he is buried. I was a fan. He is gone but thankfully not forgotten.
Hmm I live in tennesee I'll have to go there
@@berserkingbear3393 He is buried in arkansas..not TN..Obviously dood aint never been to his gravesite. What a shame
@@Yurple88 "WhAt A sHaMe"
I never said anything about it being in Tennessee the fact of me living in Tennessee has nothing to do with the gravesite besides it's still pretty close you should fucking read and learn your place
@@Yurple88 obviously dood ain't ever read much what a shame
@@berserkingbear3393 I was talking to op, thats why i said Dood obiviously aint been to his gravesite. Did you claim to go to his gravesite??? You and op are as smart a fucking 2x4 Go back to huffing paint or some shit.
“If you’re gonna dance with the devil, you might as well lead.”
- Ralphie May (1972-2017)
Yes this quote is truly underrated
The thing is you never do! You just dig yourself deeper
My new mantra
" ....whats worse is 300 gay men on ecstasy NOT hit on you..." ... HAAAAA !! I about fell outta my chair.
Well ,usually the first sign a person might be stupid is their inability to spell, even words that a 1st grade can spell. Does that apply to anyone you know?
@@Cannabis112 ........
@@frydsaman6857 sorry, I missed that.
That was the best line of the whole bit! Ralphie is sorely missed!
@@Cannabis112 1st grader* :-p
My boy actually got the electron theory correct. ...wow.
Oh yall kicked it back in the day? "My boy" 🤣
Stoners and trippers are usually intelligent. That’s why they have the best trips and think of the most amazing and puzzling questions when high. It’s the ambition to apply that to something constructive that the majority of them lack. 😂
Exhibit A is the guy leaving this reply. 🤦🏻♂️
He’s not your boy
@@wesflarger might be yours?
@@wilc.2095 "reports comment because it's about me"
“Turns out I was just tweaking my nipple and holding my junk in the corner dancing to Kesha” THAT WAS PURE GOLD RIGHT THERE
*_"Cause, for a black man lookin' just like Cher, wasn't quite gay enough..."_*
R.I.P. Ralphie May.
themirrorsofmymind RIP RALPHIE
Was gonna like it but it says 420
😂😂😂😂
Read this just as he said it
slash46xx same here.
I lost it at "bonafide Japanesy Japaneses"
R.I.P Ralphie.
Haha
Yes, and then "...some white guys squinting." Priceless!
"Are we gonna take these drugs?"
"Fuck yes!"
I'm dying.
his voice makes me want some fried chicken with lemonade
I'm all about the sweet tea!
Fried chicken & biscuits lemon Meringue pie an chocolate milk.
His breathing makes me want to skip the fried chicken and sugar water, and have my heart valves checked for cholesterol blockages.
Chocolate chip cookies lemonade, then Fried chicken
Listen to the breathing makes me want to stuff my face with food 😂😂😂 I love ralphie !!!!
One of my life's regrets is not seeing ralphie perform live. 😢
ROUSH4203 ditto
He was so very funny. It was great to see him live.
Agreed
I had tickets for his tour. I was two shows away when he passed.
Saw him in San Francisco a number of times, freaking HILARIOUS. Last show included this bit. It was funny he came out high as hell but somehow managed to finish the show.
He was fearless in his content, his courage to perform regardless of his health issues. He was a comic who loved his craft and nothing would stop him from sharing with all of us. Truly missed.
You spelled "homophobic, transphobic and racist" wrong.
@@cassiebrighter3229 How are your buddies at Antifa doing?
It’s an oner to be ralphie may 69 like
@@cassiebrighter3229 what are you talking about?
@@cassiebrighter3229 you mistook youtube for Twitter
You taught us Gays not to stereotype someone with your accent. I miss you, I wish I could have hugged you and said THANK YOU when you performed in SF. RIP my friend.
*hugs from the after life via ralphie*
@@jsudlow12 Likely in Hell unfortunately. I hope not.
@jojofromtx eh, he's probably just someone that lives by movies and whatever else he's fed. Considering how the South votes, and how anti-gay plenty of people I've met and know are, I almost can't blame him. I feel sorry for gay people throughout most of the South.
@@allandunn6121 its a mineral. Duh.
Way to fight the stereotypes by stereotyping someone 🤦♀️
“You hold that with you. That could save your life one day son” 😂😂😂
“every man who speaks like me, they think we hate them, couldn’t be further than the truth”
🔥 facts 💯
The comedic world has lost a lot of amazing people over the years but Ralphie is the most underrated of them all, he was a beast!
Morbidly a beast
@@KdaB79 that’s really funny but so wrong.
@@KdaB79ha!
RIP he was a great dude
Man, it's rough to hear him huffin'/puffin' like that. He's so uncomfortable up there. R.I.P. big homie.
dude fuckin look at him, that's why he's huffin and puffin.
Wonder why..
@@russianinc1 he was surprisingly healthy.
@@wolfmatic399 not really. His 5th chin was telling his 8th chin to stop being a pussy and birth tht 9th chin.
@@wolfmatic399 How so? Obesity killed him shortly after
"That open bar ain't gonna drink itself baby "
There’s more to that joke than you know.
Filthy Animals features him telling more of the story
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I had the privilege of being able to meet him twice as well as be followed by him on Twitter. He was one of the funniest people I have ever had the privilege of knowing. Rest Easy Ralphie.
JDM89HONDACRXSi Gaming Amen my brother
Fuck yeah brother I drive a 1991 civic si small world
No one cares
@@genaromarquez4851 about me* finished your sentence for you:)
I really feel for Ralphie's son. At least he has all of these videos took look back on and remember his father. Great comedian, even better father. RIP Ralphie
@@mitchellgardner2193 I see your point, but I think the wedding story is what is known as a 'bit', as opoosed to an autobiography
@@mitchellgardner2193 Yeah I'm sure his son is a serial killer now, cuz that's how it works. I'm pretty sure his son didn't give a shit and neither should you.
@@krabbcake8371 thats not the point, or problem. Its the fact of them all being on ecstasy, including his father and how crazy the party can get. If a parent wants to let their child see other naked men and bring them around gay men etc. Thats their choice and i don't see anything wrong with parents making their own choices in how they raise their children. Unless it could harm the child or put them at risk of any harm, thats when it becomes neglectful and irresponsible parenting. I make wigs and put in extensions for draq queens on the side and have been to plenty of their parties when i would do each of the hair ext. (Sort of like a botox party but instead of middle aged housewives pitching in for a discount botox, it was a range of ages of wild drag queens.lol) even those were events children shouldnt attend. They get into a zone of absolute wild fun and if you add drugs or alcohol to the mix, there is no one who is thinking about being careful around a child. Think of it as a gay version of a mosh pit once they get going.lol
@@kathryncastanares525 I've been to plenty of gay weddings without rampant drug use or situations where children would be in any more danger than straight weddings. While I don't condone parents using drugs while caring for a child, I assume the mother was there and keeping things together.
@@krabbcake8371 im sure you have. I never said it was all gay parties. I was using my own experience as an example as to what the possible issues with this specific issue. Outside of drag nights and extension parties. Ive been invited to and attended many other parties where they dont even drink which 90% of the time they were classy and calm parties.
Rip ralphie we lost one of the good ones.
V R I saw him live in Lexington in August before he passed awesome guy
we lost one of the big ones
Exactly what I just said put loud and I scroll down to see this comment..a year later and still very true SMH RIP Legend
@@BrandonDubsComedy Really!?! You saw him _before_ he passed!!? Luckkkkky, I'm jealous...I didn't get to see him live until after he died.... :(
We didn't lose anyone. He killed himself with his life choices.
"If your gonna dance with the devil, might as well lead" love that!!
Right! Soo good!
R.I.P to a fucking legend.
Azazel wtf are you talking about he didn't die
he died on october 6th . cardiac arrest
KEEPIT REAL dude passed away 2 weeks ago...
He had kids too :(
Azazel ripped lol
"that can save your life someday son" 😂😂😂😂 "ladies....one your gina lips falls out"...this guy is still killing it 🙌 Ralphie May
He seems like he would be an awesome friend to have
You're probably right
Katie! At The Disco Yea I agree. I really wish he would take better care of himself. We lost a very good comedian John Pinatte of heart disease.RIP John Pinatte.
He actually passed a few days ago
Pierce Nagel this comment was actually over a year ago, you special person, you.
comedians are pretty clique-y, and ive never heard one say a negative thing about this guy. apparently he was just the most loved dude in the room, any room he was in.
Just stumbled upon Ralphie about an hour ago and I’ve been hooked ever since. Sad to hear he passed away, I had already made it a priority or mine to see him live. Damn man I hope his wife and kids are okay
Same, man
I started writing this comment 18 seconds ago and i've been writing it ever since.
I also hope the family is OK
It kinda feels like he knew he was about to leave us.
R.I.P., Ralphie
He had pneumonic problems a couple of times once almost killing him I think once he had pneumonia for over a week he knew
@@andrewrobinson8199 he had at least one incident where he was hospitalized for nine days before the time he died.
@@bmxriderforlife1234 yup, he knew
He planned a farewell show but never got to do it
He looked to be having some breathing difficulties during this, and was sweating a lot. More than he usually did. Might have had some kind of chest infection active even then.
RIP Ralphie.. You'll be missed by millions
Nigga he ain't dead
RK800 CONNER he is dumbass cardiac arrest
@@rk800conner8 Been dead since Oct 6, 2017. In this video you can hear how bad his breathing had become. Still one of the best, truly missed!
He IS missed by millions
Ralphie was just one of those guys that always reminded me whoever you are, and whatever you don you can always have peoples best intests in your heart. He didn't care about being politically correct, he didn't need to. He knew he loved people and that was good enough. Rest in peace Ralphie. You will be missed.
I agree. I'm suspicious of any comedians who are politically correct.
He made fun of everyone: White, Black, Latino, Gay, etc., but no one got really upset, because he did it truthfully and respectfully. RIP Ralphie and thank you for making us smile.
Yep. Love people for who they are, forget the rest. Nobody's past redemption.
@@taino20he never punched down. None of his jokes were ever mean spirited.
This comedy was straight up laughing the whole time.I love how he talked about how fabulous Gay weddings are because A lot of them are.And the music is usually spot on.
I applaud this stand up comedian for making us laugh and entertaining us on truth.
This is how my gay weddings going to be and you're all invited.
that's gay man wtf
@@duckhorse5914 not nearly gay enough though.
Only if Diego is in charge.
get rehabilitated.
Sorry but I’m not coming, don’t want it on my face
One funny dude. Listening to him gasp for air between sentences broke my heart, RIP.
The very end of this story is like a brick in the face. Nicely done.
RIP Ralphie
I remember seeing this and thinking how bad he looked. I felt so sorry for him and really hoped he would pull it together but sadly it wasn't meant to be. At least you left us on a high note, Ralphie. Thanks for all the laughs.
yup, i discovered this guy like a year ago, and just saw this, amazing talent and jokes but he was clearly strugling, could barely stand and breathe. His legacy in comedy remains, i rlly hope his family is ok, this was a great comedian.
R.I.P big guy
crackin' em up in heaven
Ralphie may died?!
This popped up in my feed and I immediately got sad. RIP The good ones go to make room for lesser men.
i found out about the same time. fucking sad man
Awww man I hope he's making a lot of people laugh up there
Thank you for the laughs, Ralphie. RIP
🙏🙏🙏
As funny as he is, was painful to watch how out of breath he was just standing there.
Don’t fat shame now
@@sethralavode7948 stop
@@sethralavode7948 He wasnt fat shaming. He felt sorry for him. I also do. Considering he met an unfortunate death due to his obesity. SO sad :(
Sethra Lavode Ralphie is telling you to stfu from the grave for the “don’t fat shame” comment.
Sethra Lavode How the fuck is that "Fat Shaming"? Fool! Stating a Fact Isn't wrong.. You can say it like an Asshole (though he didn't) doesn't change the FACT!
One of the best of all time. It's been so long and my heart still breaks that we lost him so early. Despite all the contradictory topics he discussed in his routines, he was a great person and the fact that we lost him just goes to show that the good people never last in this world. RIP Ralphie. My kids will know who you were.
“If you gonna dance with the devil you might as well lead.” What an absolute legend😂
His heart was pumping enough for 10 people... he did it so smooth... way to go man!
"Don't be homophobic; no need." -Ralphie May
RIP
So sweet.
Same for don't hate straight people we where born this way too.
@@johnstover4584 yes, saying that being gay isn't a choice also implies being straight isn't either
Nobody sane hates straight people for being straight, they hate straight people for thinking that when they talk about being gay it's an invitation for "being straight is okay too!" When nobody said it wasn't... -_-
Coming from a straight male
🎯👍🏽💪🏾
sincerely, another straight male
"These are gay drugs, this is the best kind they make!"
legend
“transmesmites is big, dad” 😂😂
😂😂😂
Oh fo sho! 😳
The innocent country accent just makes it that much better 😂😂
life lesson, son
You can hear Chris D’elia’s laugh several times in this lol.
2:55
7:40
oh shit good ear
That's some dog hearing there
you mean the high pitched laughter? lol
So?
"One of the nicest guys in America" RIP Ralphie May 😢💔
Such a great comedian, the way he tells a story and all the fillers in between with like a moral of the story in the end. Just perfect
Real life Eric Cartman.
That last punchline was GOLD.
Class! Might be the best one. 'If you're going to dance will the devil you might as well lead!'
Hearing him just trying to breathe was a little depressing. RIP
This man was so talented. Had me rolling. True comedy has no limits and he knew how to use them for comedic purposes. RIP Ralphie
I was so devastated when I found out he died 😔 RIP Ralphie you will always be one of my favorites
Devestated?
I mean, he was 800 ponds
@@personalvideos213 wasnt 800 when he died and he died of pneumonia check ur fucking facts before you go rambling in the comments
@@laurenhawkins1829 people are so judgemental its ridiculous, I dont get why people just dont go to another video if they dont like this one, but they usually feel so bad about themselves that they have to try to point out others flaws, I feel bad for them.... but nothing can change that Ralphie ROCKED AND IS MAKING EVERYONE IN HEAVEN LAUGH THEIR ASSES OFF!!!!
@@theRobinDawn821 you couldnt have said it any better!
@@laurenhawkins1829 thanks girl.. it's just so sad they assume they know others lives.. he was one of few greatest guys.. never would have said that seriously about anyone!
"Real sushi bar with bonified Japanesey Japaneezus" 😂👌
A1 simple humor.
It was an honor to bartend one of his shows.
RIP dude, you were a real one.
I was genuinely sad when i heard he had passed. Loved this dudes specials. Missed him when he came to Louisville. RIP.
This set made me laugh, sigh in awe, and cry. RIP Ralphie May.
" if your gonna dance with the devil, you might as well lead" Savage af.
The greatest story teller of all time BY FAR, R.I.P Ralphie. The night you used me in one of your jokes in Providence I will remember forever. One Love big man
I am truly blessed to have seen him in concert 5 times and i laughed my balls off!!! Nothing but love and respect from Brookfield Connecticut!!!
Ralphie was an amazing dude. If you know anything about his real life you will agree. He was a kind soul and I miss him so much.
Who else is still watching in 2019?
Your vagina
August 2019
Me
I don't know why someone put the month as their answer........who cares lol
@@JustMe-xv8fx because I wanted to
“That open bar ain’t gon drink itself” 😂😂😂😂
Rest In Peace Ralphie May, I can’t thank you enough for all the laughs over the years. Ever since I watched one of your specials from 2008, Austin-Tatious. I have been a fan ever since then and always will be! RIP big man.
I'll never forget when he went to make our soldiers in the middle east laugh. Bless his heart RIP funny man
Ralphie: my son had a lot if questions
Me: i think we all do😲😐
You brought laughter to the bad lands. Rest in peace big man.
RIP RALPHIE
On a lighter note tho @2:55 you can 100% hear Chris D'elias cackle laugh, it's unmistakable.
haha good spotting! :D
Who
I can’t stop replaying it!!
Oh my God what a good catch!
Lmao didn't even notice. Love that, good find bro.
Saw him in Beaumont, TX a couple months after Hurricane Harvey caused massive local flooding. He stayed on stage for at least 2 hours. He said he wanted to give more of his time after he learned of the problems our community had encountered. What a giving soul!!
“If your gonna dance with the devil you might as well lead”
Hell yea Ralphie you told it how it is buddy
We miss you 🙏🏻😭
"That's a life lesson son, you listen to that."
Who on earth 'disliked' this - it was one of the best told stories of this series, brilliant in every way! I have only just discovered him and am sad to hear he left us. RIP mate
IM SO HAPPY TO SAY THAT RALPHIE WAS THE FIRST COMIC THAT I EVER GOT TO SEE LIVE!!!
R.I.P LEGEND!!!
This is the best "This is not happening" story ever, and I've seen it many times R.I.P. Ralphie! You certainly will be missed!
"It was 7:20 Jack" that had me dying lol!
Him and tom petty dying got little attention because it was the same day and next day as los Vegas shooter rip tom and ralphie
Tom Petty's death got a lot of coverage, actually. Ralphie's didn't get as much. But I think that has to do with Tom being a music legend for a long time. He had a bigger impact on people's lives. Both were very sad. Ralphie was so young. With a young family. It breaks my heart to think he didn't lose the weight because it would affect his career. That happens with heavier actors and comedians sometimes.
Melanie Kaweck ralphie died October 6th 2017 and Tom petty was October 2nd 2017 and the Las Vegas shooting was October 1st 2017.
So all around the same time but you have it backwards.
The shooting happened than Tom died than ralphie.
@@missylou725 Wait, wait. Ralphie chose to stay big due to his career?
I didn't know he died until right now, after clicking on this clip.
Fuck, man. I had no idea..
@@cloud_monkey422 *then
So sad that I found your brilliant comedy after you had already passed. I would have loved to have watched your show live. You have some of the most funniest stuff I've ever heard. The delivery is magnificent. Rest in Peace !
This guy was stoned out of his mind during this performance.
Stoned yes. Out of his mind stoned you gotta see some of his podcasts. Epic stoned
He was always stoned. His health was bad by this point and he was going downhill fast...never will be another May!!!!!
One of the funniest men to have lived ...sadly you can see he was struggling even at this point
I love Ralphie! I love his stories but is it just me or does he not look well here.
wendy Lederer well he did judt go through a divorce.
Oh I didn't know that.I hope he gets it together with his health! He's one of my favorite comedians!
wendy Lederer true
"Does he not look w..." He's like NINE-HUNDRED POUNDS! He's Ralphie May! How could you tell if he doesn't look well?
He looks like he's going to pass out.As a fan I'm legitimately concerned.
I’m here cause Uncle coco told me to watch Ralphy jokes
Just imagine Ralphie May and Theo Von in the same room
god that would be amazing
He looks like the Hamster from Bolt
And u smell like it.
He would have liked your joke man RIP
Chief Captn OMFG HE DOES
He looked like hammond from overwach, mech on.
omg
It makes me so happy and sad at the same time. RIP Ralphie May.
“You dance with the devil, you mine as well lead.” Is prolly the greatest line in a set ive ever heard rip to legend long been a fan
First time hearing him. Can't stop laughing at Cher sounding like a hound dog (and RM howling If I Could Turn Back Time)
Watching him gave me sleep apnea.
haha woww
this comment was the funniest thing about this shitty video
NICE
audibly laughed at this. props to you sir lol
hahaha thanks for the laugh
His timing is on point he had that comedy art down!
Bless his heart!!! Its so easy to see his health going down!!! We all miss you bud!!!!!!
The sincerity in his ending was just beautiful.
Absolutely the best stand up piece ever made. I can watch this forever. You took a big part of our hearts with you when you left, rest in peace Ralphie May.
No. Not even close to being Ralphie's best, let alone the best stand up piece ever made. Earlier Ralphie May bits were high energy, talking rapid fire, despite his obesity. He still had youth on his side. But by this point Ralphie was clearly at the end of the line heath-wise. Talking slow, could barely get through any of his sentences, heavy breathing and profuse sweating. It was distracting to hear the huffing and puffing and watch the sweat pouring off his face, and unfortunately took away from the punchlines, since punchlines are all about the timing/delivery. His timing and delivery was way off, since he was having trouble speaking and breathing. He looked and sounded like he was going to pass out before the end of the set.
RIP Ralphie....You were scheduled to come to Kansas CIty and I was going to see you before it happened :(
You were one in a million.
God Bless you for your gift of laughter.
I LOVE how Ralphie will use stereotypes to make gentle, but hilarious, fun at people, and then he'll give the message, of course, with a howler at the end of the message.
He made the world better!
RIP to a legend in comedy
R.I.P Ralphie May you were and still are one of my favorite stand up comedians ever
RIP my dude. A comedian with a message is a golden egg. God bless!