Ralphie May - These Are Glorious Times
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- čas přidán 25. 03. 2019
- #RalphieMay debates which taboo words are the worst, lists all the bad that comes with being blessed downstairs, and explains how we might be in the midst of a sexual renaissance.
#RalphieMay stand up from the #JustForLaughs Festival in 2016.
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RIP Ralphie.. You left a 5XL sized hole in our hearts ♥
Hahahahahahahaha
Aaaaaawww....... :/
How is this sweet and sad at the same time 😞
Couldn’t say it better
More like 100
Aliee did he die from his weight? What happened? :( I just now discovered him!
Man dropped the hard R with no repercussions. Legendary
Exactly
The sign of a master.
@That Guy , Way to totally misread a conversation.
Cuz he didnt say it like it was racist
leonche64 in his head he said “I’m not toxic they toxic”
When he looked at those girls and said "especially y'all" i couldn't stop laughing
That shit was funny bro haha good call! The girls just look at each other lol.
Yeah then the "ya'l never been tsunami fucked" goddamn man cryin lol
Two hotties for sure :) .....they knew...they knew.....
Yall ain't never got tsunami fd lol
666 likes o.o
“It’s like a sound system in a dodge neon, it might sound good... but it ain’t” shit had me dying for 10 minutes
I dont get that one care to explain ?
@@Roedeadeye A Dodge Neon is a junk car not worth putting a sound system into.
@@tylerdurden639my dodge neon has run over 20 years best car I have had
Those hot girls in the front weren't ready for that. Lol. RIP Ralphie..
🤣🤣🤣he wasn't lieing
Damn... looks like the left girl got an interesting boomerang dick story to hide ^^
5:53
''Y'all ain't never been tsunami fucked...'' :P
world's problems what the fuck is lieing
"Y'all a'int NEVER got tsunami fucked" had me SUPER fucking dead.
The two girls were saying, “How the f*** does he know?!?!”
😁😂
yea that was the reaction of women that know he wasnt lying lol
@@razieltalos 🙌🏽
"Listen up Fucksticks"
that's how I'm starting my presentations in class next year🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How'd that go?
@@dentside78 dude got detention for 3 months 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ralphie was on fire, those poor Canadian chicks went home traumatized
More like went home oddly aroused. Ralphie was on fire. Dude was saying the most outrageous shit, but they were still smiling and laughing. Guarantee they were attracted to him. Why? His confidence. Confidence means a lot to a woman. You can be absolutely fucking ugly but if you come up in there acting like the sexiest man on earth who will look at another guy and make him cry, you won the battle.
Not these days. Only Chad gets the girl.
I swear by the end of the “sunami fuck” I think they were ready to go home with him
@@flyswatter45 oh hey fedora
They were sitting in a puddle of their own arousal thanks to the confidence of the big fella.
Never in my life have i seen a 400 lbs man make two young attractive women so uncomfortable & they still loved it, thats comedy
I'd say he left with them but I doubt it.
500 lbs
Well said Nine Dnine
That’s Ralphie. ❤️
they didn’t look too uncomfortable.
they ate up every second of that no cap
"paper cut giner..." 😂 That's my favorite Ralphie May saying.
Ann Marie
Hysterical
Same here lmao
"Slap my own a** and let you ride the wave" I'm dying here
Nobody gave him the N word pass, he just took it. "It's my word now!"😂
It was, and is, the white man's word. These clowns stole it, like everything else.
“That’s the heart of an entrepreneur right there”
Skyler Burgess to bad they didn’t take care of that heart
En “tit” preneur
Charlie D lol😁
"Poontang delta" hilarious!
Right?!?!? And Vajungle!!!!! 😂
I am a survivor of the Poontang Delta.
I was with the 69th infantry, deep in the trenches 😂😂😂😂 the vajungle was fierce back then too 😂😂😂😂
“Gotta get that Nickle!” 😂😂😂😂
“Giner meat” 😂😂😂 we miss you Ralphie
That we do 🥺
Ralphie was killing it, too bad the audience was lame af...😑
Radio 4Men that’s how they’re raised- they lack free speech so comedians are like foreigners to them
They're Canadian
?
U.S.- SheepDog47 they did suck.
Uhmm they’re Canadian nuff said!
Nobody had a presence like Ralphie May. RIP to an absolute unit of a comedian
Absolutely killed this set. I come back every once in awhile just to watch him slay this crowd. Rip Ralphie my boy
Me as well 😆
One of the best
Same here always has been and will be Ralphie May is my favorite comedian ever
This audience wasn’t ready for my boy Ralphie, RIP brother
that girl's lowkey crushin on his confidence
She may have change stuck in the payphone 🧐😩😩😂😂
Hard...
Girls love that confidence
RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Lmao "we were in the vajungle together"
That camera man did his job getting their reactions. 😂
This set never gets old. Miss ya Ralphie
“lefty loose righty tighty”. I teach my son that every time I use a screwdriver. I’ll never think of it the same again 🤣🤣
What a guy. Love u Ralphie from England 🏴 🇬🇧 RIP
Me either 😂
Yes sir 👍🙌
I'm almost 18 and have acquired skills beyond lefty loose righty tighty and my dad still tells me to do it like that every time as if I barely figured out how to hold the flash light💀
watching this guy when I have a cough was a poor choice on my part. damn near coughed up a lung from laughing
I discovered raplhie back when I had strep throat. That was a painful few days.
Fuck yess! I stopped wathing after he said "you aren't in direct posession of a battle axe". My cough was taking over and I could not breath, so I told myself to watch it another day. I didn't. I dropped a mucinex with some water and powered through.
Try watching when you have pee
I was eatin crackers....nough said🤣🤣🤣
I suggest a covid test be careful seriously
Saw him in Phoenix, he was on over 2 hours. Best comedian we've ever seen. RIP.
Ralphie May is crushing it here. The Canadian audience was fuel to the fire with Ralphie sounding like an old time preacher. The gospel of laughter. Ralphie May should be in the comedians hall of fame if there is one.
Legend has it that Ralphie is still looking for that nickel up in Heaven.
And keeping up the Lefty Lucy Righty Tighty.
@Nathaniel Smith Oh shut it.
hahaha those pooor angels!! hahaha he's got them flying all wierd and shit.
While smoking a joint with Jesus
You were and still are one of the greatest. Rip
Wait he's dead?
@@manavsingh5501 Yeah, he died in October 2017 from cardiac arrest unfortunately
Jerardo E. Gomez not even in the top 50, or top 100 comedians of all time, this fat pos was not funny
@@BadBaru you can't even name 50 comedians without looking them up lol
@@BadBaru you need to replace that don't tread on me picture with a snowflake pic. You're not man enough to have that.
This guy was a gift from the universe. Miss you Ralphie
Amen to that.
"Shh shh shhh shhh shh"
I haven't LOL'ed in a long time. Thanks, Ralphie.
"What....two bellybuttons? Thats weird.."
RIP Ralphie
😂
Rip
Rip ralphie
He actually said it.
He's an absolute madlad.
Feb.2024 and ive just found Ralphy may bc i looked him up bc i hrard Matt Riff tslking about how good he was..And I LOVE HIM...!! He should still be here..Im living proof that he is making fans even after he is gone..😢
President May addressing the United Nations General Assembly: "Listen up fucksticks"
“Giner meat” took me outttt 🤣🤣
John Thomas or pussy looked like a stroke victim
" washed wallet " lmao
"Looking for change in the payphone."
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Man this bit still gets me in tears laughing...what a legend RIP Ralphie
Saw him live and thought he was too high to finish the show, but he pulled it together. True legend and gone way too soon.
I now know the origin of Lefty loosey, righty tighty.
lefty lucy
My dad told me
@Tyler Durden Not as funny
@Tyler Durden unless it'a counter bolt or nut. :)
Oh damn I don't think i've ever seen this and i've seen just about every damn thing with ralphie possible. RIP BROTHER
Gotta stop reading these comments. I was just laughing, now I'm on the verge of tears. RIP big brother. Peace and love.
RIP brother ur comedy lives for ever
Saw him live, front row dead center in like 2011. One of the best nights of my life
What an amazing set by the legend himself
R.I.P Ralphie May! “Heroes get remembered, but legends never die.” Is exactly how you will be remembered! Love you big guy, and we all miss you dearly!
3:23 this one got me good ! 😂 literally laughing RIP Ralphie you’re an iconic comedian good sir
“Listen fuck sticks” I love you Ralphie. One of the best. Rest in paradise
This is the first time ive seen ralphie may, and my lawrd, he did not disappoint.
We had old school, e.t, cops and robbers, shotgun, chinese finger torture, cigarette machine, look for change in the payphone
@Harry Harry the bowling ball
daddyofive
God Bless Ralphie. It's march 2022 and I'm crying gasping for air.. the world lost one of the great comedians of his era +.
Thanks Brother, God Speed.
One of the best! Gone too soon😔
Thank you for the thousands laughs Ralphie May, Rest In Peace🌹
Absolute legend
He never fails to make me smile
He may be gone but he still makes us laugh
Rip ralphie
Dropped all the words, N,M,F,R not a god damn thing happened to him. That's how you know he was a legend.
I never laughed so hard those girls in the front were so embarrassed
One of favorites of all time. Never ever gets old. RIP Ralphie, you were the best.
i’m watching this video drunk and trying to shave at the same time and i keep having to take breaks cause i’m laughing way too much we need for ralphies in this world RIP
4:11-4:25 killed me bruh i’m weak 😂😂😂
Btw I'm literally getting breathless laughing at this guy. Thank you kind sir.
He dead
@@viralvideo171 aware
This was one of his best shows. Killer. RIP my guy.
Hadn't seen this one before. Dear Ralphie, miss him, what a cool cat.
Here to pay my respects,
RIP Ralphie, you were one of the greats.
This man and Patrice o Neal will always be missed in comedy legends .
A true comedic legend. Gone way too damn soon!
RIP Ralphie. You’re missed so much!
That one chick cracking up the whole time has to be American lol 😂
how can someone leave a dislike to this legend of a man. i dont get it - nevermind - wish y'all peace, love and harmony. stay healthy and follow your dreams
LOL the moment I saw "Glorious Times" I knew I was in for a ride
If only I could have gotten a chance to see him live. Thanks for the laughs what a legend.
Oh SHIIIIIITT ! Only 5 minutes in and I'm spitting my soup out ! ... That's some funny stuff... I could watch this over and over again and not get tired of it....
4:40 I literally had to pause the video. I was dying laughing.
Same I was crying 🤣
We miss you Ralphie. Superb as always. Heaven is a hilarious place with you in it.
7:25 why he sound like a politician im gonna vote for?
@ 7:36 "THESE ARE GLORIOUS TIMES!!" LITERALLY ripped this audio and made it my notification alert on my phone. LOVE Ralphie May. Miss him dearly.
Best thing I've done was sit front row with feet on the stage watching Ralphie May and getting to interact with him !!!! Truly a great huge loss , especially in the comedy world !!!!!
How long before amy schumer steals these jokes
2 years ago
Carlos Mencia
Agreed. She sucks lol.
Hopefully she learns how to deliver a joke first
@@Hypno42 Chances are that she never will
The best part of these are glorious times is the way everyone started cheering lol 😂 we miss u ralphie
Simply incredable . Ralphie May had it , a true stand up comedian . Nothing was off limits . Could you imagine his shows today . All this woke , & other BS would give him endless materials . Thank you Ralphie for what you gave as . RIP
Gotta love a guy like ralphie may, he knew he loved cheeseburgers and cocaine more than life and did what made him happy 😂
RIP Ralphie
He didn’t give af about saying the n word
He’s from the south. They say that often
Greg420 well in fairness the north can’t say much with all the cock in their mouth
King_Potato28 well with all do respect the North did win the war. Now don’t think that us Northerners we got class but ready to whip your ass and get ready for mamas supper
Camo Cam the war that happened 160 years ago when the north had every advantage and still almost lost
King_Potato28 still whooped that tail didn’t we boy
This is Possibly the funniest 10 straight minutes of comedy iv ever heard.. I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe lmao..this dude is the goat..RIP legend
He told it like it is and made good comedy about it. Miss this Man. He made a million people laugh and think.
5:02 Lil paper cut giner 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂
I’m still laughing at this
I’ve only just discovered him and watching all his videos gutted he’s gone because he was great
One of my favorite Ralphie May sets! What an absolute legend!
1:28 missed opportunity to sing: “hi ho hi ho... it’s off to work we go!”
"12 Thimbles of Whiskey" I'm crying
This one of my favorite sets. He just was on a rampage. Audience didn’t know what hit em.
Omfgggg it’s 2 am & im dying laughing! No rest around here! Lmaooo love me some ralphie may. RIP. U r so missed.
rest in peace Ralphie. Love ya man.
Huh!? When did this dude die???
2017 I think @@terrycrews1760
@@GodsBadAssBlade this is a set from 2016 read the description of the video dipshit
This might be his greatest set ever.
They don't make comics like him anymore,he was hilarious, rest in peace Ralphy boy ....
Not sure why this is popping up in my feed now, but damn glad it did. I needed that laugh.
So happy to find this new release of Ralphie. It's 10:31 of pure hilarious Ralphie May at his best!!
Video hasn't even started and I'm getting misty eyed. Miss ya Ralph
G.O.A.T. Met him after a show in DC one time didnt have to pay for it. He waited for his fans and appreciated them.
I was dead when he said spit slapped it and punched your liver. Dyinggg
Miss you Ralphie 😢 RIP
When he died? N how .. Bro
@@josearroyo1323 I dont know when but he died of pneumonia