Mad props to distractible for pumping out these shorts. It refreshes the time periods between episodes and it’s really cool to see the best parts of the episode getting paired with a hilarious thumbnail.
@vit_exe Yeah he's talked about it a bunch. In his Draw my Life, several other videos on his channel, and pretty recently on the performance enhancement episode of GMFST.
@vit_exe I’m 28 and I’m thankful that I have never fully snapped a bone. The worst bone related injury I had came from me tackling my dog when she started to fight with my sisters dog. My Dog is part Rottweiler so she’s huge and my sisters dog is a Coonhound which are short medium sized thin little dogs. Basically my dog could tear him in half if she wanted, they were in different weight classes. I tackle her and keep her there until they both calm down and I let her go and they got along the rest of the day as if they weren’t just about to destroy each other a few hours earlier. My hand was killing me and I figured I just landed on it wrong, it hurt for days afterwards and thought nothing of it and months later every time I put too much stress on that one hand it was in horrible pain. My mom points out that I sounded like I fractured my hand and it healed wrong. So I permanently ruined my hand on accident breaking up a fight.
It's funny how your legs will still bleed like a fountain even if it's just a scratch. I went skulking around in some bushes during a fandom meet-up, only to realize it was a bad idea when I slipped and hit my knee against a rock. After I got out of the bushes and rolled up my pant leg, the scratches were basically oozing blood. In the end the bleeding stopped that very same day on its own so it was more of a road rash than anything.
I fell on a storm drain a few years ago when I was 10 and opended my knee on it. My whole leg and my sock was just bloody as hell. Also I saw my kneecap and that was not a great thing to see as a 10 year old lol
Mood fucked up my knee pretty badly longboarding last summer in shorts(wearing pants likely would not have helped considering how badly I injured myself) and to get home faster while using my injured knee less I continued longboarding so I got home roughly 10 minutes after I'd fallen and I had streams of blood coming from my knee that had almost reached my ankle, I cleaned it off slathered it in ointment wrapped it elevated it and it the next day noticed that the knee had gotten so stiff it hurt to even twitch it, and even with icing and carefully bending it and propping it up it stayed tear inducingly painful to move for about two weeks and it took roughly 3 weeks for a good scan to form on it even letting it breathe every day. It's healed now and my knee hasn't given me any problems but it's scarred so thoroughly that I actually grow significantly less leg hair on that knee than my other knee
@@DeltaSilver88 Lots of blood vessels underneath the surface skin, just like the scalp. Lotta blood also travels through the leg too, so even minor scratches bleed like CRAZY
bob: "i always feared lower leg injuries. like a lot." the devil (unless bob's a masochist): "mhm mhm how bout you jump over that low wall to help your buddies over there im sure nothing bad will happen to your lower leg. you're gonna laugh bob"
i mean, he didn't do it to see if he could take it, so clearly he's not a masochist.... like mark is no, but in all seriousness, this is probably why bob fears leg injuries
the moment bob describe wound, I remember my friend's wound which remembering it already makes me cringe my ankle. There's... bloods and... holes... ugh. He's fine now, got in military.
I fucking love Distractible, it's just a beautiful combo I made of grinding in Minecraft Dungeons and hearing the funniest and most beautiful podcast ever. Today I legit listened to at least 5, fucking amazing 10/10
The same wound that Bob got is similar to one I have on my foot from accidentally stabbing myself in the foot with a tomato cage cause I was barefoot trying to help my parents gardening and didn’t look down.
Ignorant take, but what the hell is a tomato cage? Are some of the tomatoes so wildly succulent you have to cage them to contain their vicious flavours, lest they ravage the local area with their goodness?
I picture a man trying to scale a chest high wall and think "no it couldn't be done!" But to a mere knee high wall I think "they may stand a chance!" Yet to this young lad, the knee high wall was the victor.
i got the exact same cut he described below my right knee when i tried to climb a tree to impress a girl. i went up to fast because i had to leave and i wanted to get this last climb in real quick. first step my foot slipped and my shin hit the side of the tree. the tree looked like this "/", but at an angle you could run up it. it was a skinny small tree though. but yeah quarter size whole like someone had taken the skin like a hole punch. but what had happened was this. (Graphic warning skip to HERE) the skin that was once over the whole was now shoved up under the skin around the whole like the pop top on a soda can that's been folded back all the way. HERE. we (my whole family was there) just said fuck it and didn't go to the hospital to get stitches but instead just cleaned it out really good and put a goss pad and a wrap on it. (warning HERE) The skin underneath ended up being absorbed into my body eventually. HERE today i still have that quarter size scare and for many years there were no nerves there because it had cut to the bone. so consequently you could stab it and poke it and i wouldn't feel a thing which was kinda fun to think about. today it is hard to see unless i point it out but it still was the white discoloration and weird pigments it had sinse a few months after it heald. this event was probably almost 8 years ago.
As awful as this experience sounds, and it sounds....awful...Knowing that Bob played Trombone makes me happy...Kind of a weird take away from this, but ya know...we all jump walls sometimes
My mom got a similar injury when fishing and cut her leg on a fence poll turned lure line. It cut alll the way down to the white of the tendent (which is probably what happed with bob). But sibce the idiot whose boat they were on didn''t have a first aid kit. They duct taped it shut. Also my mom didn't want to leave till someone had her pole (was her brother's whose passed away).
I like the shorts, but I feel like they put more into the thumbnail, instead of trying to make an actual animation out of it. That's what I'm always expecting coming into these videos.
this happened to me at said andrews park in florida on a jetty with these huge rocks you really dont notice untill you see it or until you get in the ocean
I once had a pocket knife slip from my grip it sliced my index finger all the way to bone my finger was hanging off and i was in the same position as bob where i had to wait forever until i got real help so i feel bob
😂😂 Fucc/meman! Ok so I didn’t know there’s a button on the corner of the podcast on apple that speeds up the podcast. And I was listening to this up until the wound and suddenly it sped up and I thought something was wrong and I didn’t see I pushed this speed up button so I’m sitting here listening to how it sounds fine here so I just checked and now you know that I now know I goofed. 😂 I thought I had a glitch or it was sped up on purpose…
so its funny. one time i jumped off the back of a moving truck, wasn't going that fast so thought i could do it(genius, I know, PURE GENIUS). so i jump, land on my feet, fall over and roll. I close my yes for a second, everything in slow motion. i hear a thud in front of me(my body) and a thud SNAP to my left(my wrist). everyone is like 'OMG, OMG ARE YOU OKAY?" i hop up, pat myself down, feeling just fine. I'm like huh...... I'm fine, I'm good. i take a step and limped. then my brain is like "wait..... you limped? OMG, YOUR INJURED!!!!!!!!!!" THEN the pain came and I just kind of sat down in really bad pain as i hurt everywhere. point being, I know exactly how you felt. you get up, your like I'm good, then you notice the wound and your brain clicked like wait....... I KNOW THE PAIN! XD
Iwas also in a sitsuatoin like this but at my hous It started about a week into lockdoun 2019 Where me my mom and dad not my brother,he was at an ather place, we were abowt to watch sonic the hedghoh but my mom amd dad wanted cooldrink so I decided,oh, Im sonic now, so I run full speed through my hallway with socks on, and all you hear is, OH F*CK, literally,and I then just burst into tears seeing my own flesh and none. So I'm sitting in the halway crying over,seeing but not feeling anythimg at all but luckely there was an ambulance next door so my dad's first instinct is to pck me up and take me next door, so he puts me doun in frant of their gate, sreaming for help so that I can get patched up. Now a while after theiy patched me up I'm sitting in my car barely awake going to the hospital for stitches and this is so funny now that I look back at this moment, after two weeks they told me to bend my knee where I got the stiches but I was too afraid because I was told not to bend my knee when I got the stiches and thats the story,the best part is that I now have a smiling knee and a good story to tell to my future children and grandchildren
I just know Bob's band director still to this day, says, "ok, guys, let's not jump over the wall. And get impaled" to his students every year.
Can't believe Bob bled over a centuries' old monastery and didn't get cursed. It's a freakin miracle
Of course he didn't - he provided the sacrificial blood to keep the curses at bay. He should be thanked for his donation.
What are you talking about? Don't you remember the fridge? The hypothermia motorcycle ride? The mysterious water damage in his attic?
Recently he found out his house is possibly haunted
I think it's a miracle he didn't get tetanus or sepsis!
Mad props to distractible for pumping out these shorts. It refreshes the time periods between episodes and it’s really cool to see the best parts of the episode getting paired with a hilarious thumbnail.
Would I be called a short, or just a clip of the episode, bc even though it has a thumbnail there isn't any animation for it
@@Kermie__ I guess all the animations go to Mark’s channel, then. I still love the thumbnails for the cuts, too.
It also makes it easier to find some of your favorite moments from each episode
agreed i dont have time for the whoile thing but these shiny moments these gentlemen have are worth hearing in a short just as much
I like these videos as well but what if they were animated like the thumbnail
If this does get animated I want it to end exactly like this. Just the “HAH” with the nuns reaction and then end lmao
Man I really feel terrible for Wade and Bob. I'm surprised Mark didn't talk about the monkey bar incident, I guess it wasn't in summer.
Monkey bar incident? What episode is that?
@vit_exe Yeah he's talked about it a bunch. In his Draw my Life, several other videos on his channel, and pretty recently on the performance enhancement episode of GMFST.
@@ninjayoshi8020 he mentions it in distractible too. I believe it's the kids are stupid episode
@@garfieldbutswagger4967 kids are dumb or kids are stupid episode. The title is something like that
@vit_exe I’m 28 and I’m thankful that I have never fully snapped a bone. The worst bone related injury I had came from me tackling my dog when she started to fight with my sisters dog. My Dog is part Rottweiler so she’s huge and my sisters dog is a Coonhound which are short medium sized thin little dogs. Basically my dog could tear him in half if she wanted, they were in different weight classes. I tackle her and keep her there until they both calm down and I let her go and they got along the rest of the day as if they weren’t just about to destroy each other a few hours earlier. My hand was killing me and I figured I just landed on it wrong, it hurt for days afterwards and thought nothing of it and months later every time I put too much stress on that one hand it was in horrible pain. My mom points out that I sounded like I fractured my hand and it healed wrong. So I permanently ruined my hand on accident breaking up a fight.
Its the dance of Italy oh-whoa-whoa-whoa
What a reference 😂
Next time I require medical assistance/treatment. "BRING ME TO YOUR MEDICAL NUNS!"
i agree with mark, there was no need to describe the wound like that😂😭😭
Sometimes not giving details doesn't do it justice. 😆 🤣 😂
As someone who has had leg injuries before I know the exact feeling Bob is talking about when you injure yourself and the blood soaks your pants leg.
Me too, I cut my knee to the bone on a storm drain. Huge scar now
It's funny how your legs will still bleed like a fountain even if it's just a scratch. I went skulking around in some bushes during a fandom meet-up, only to realize it was a bad idea when I slipped and hit my knee against a rock. After I got out of the bushes and rolled up my pant leg, the scratches were basically oozing blood. In the end the bleeding stopped that very same day on its own so it was more of a road rash than anything.
I fell on a storm drain a few years ago when I was 10 and opended my knee on it. My whole leg and my sock was just bloody as hell. Also I saw my kneecap and that was not a great thing to see as a 10 year old lol
Mood fucked up my knee pretty badly longboarding last summer in shorts(wearing pants likely would not have helped considering how badly I injured myself) and to get home faster while using my injured knee less I continued longboarding so I got home roughly 10 minutes after I'd fallen and I had streams of blood coming from my knee that had almost reached my ankle, I cleaned it off slathered it in ointment wrapped it elevated it and it the next day noticed that the knee had gotten so stiff it hurt to even twitch it, and even with icing and carefully bending it and propping it up it stayed tear inducingly painful to move for about two weeks and it took roughly 3 weeks for a good scan to form on it even letting it breathe every day. It's healed now and my knee hasn't given me any problems but it's scarred so thoroughly that I actually grow significantly less leg hair on that knee than my other knee
@@DeltaSilver88 Lots of blood vessels underneath the surface skin, just like the scalp. Lotta blood also travels through the leg too, so even minor scratches bleed like CRAZY
The thumbnail makes Bob look like hes playing "whu whu whu whuuuuuu"
i'm disappointed that they didn't keep in the section where mark said "you need to keep that shit INSIDE your body"
Bob jumped over a wall
Bob had a great fall
All the church's nuns and all the church's nurses
Tried to put Bob together again
“Pull yourself together and don’t die”
@@Wmann Number 1 rule of italian bandcamp: don't die.
@@kamikazesopp Come with me if you wanna *not* die
I don't wish to be in Bob's shoes, yet at the same time, I'm so jealous of this life he leads... damn. #Conflicted
Can't have the good without the bad.
@@Webshooters1 Except of course...
Medical nuns killed me 🤣🤣
Him: gets hurt
nurse: heres a ice pack
Bob was just trying to do the dance of Italy
Honestly there are a lot of videos in this channel that I wish were animated
I legit got lightheaded and sick to my stomach listening to Bob describe his injuries. I feel woozy...
Did you throw up?
bob: "i always feared lower leg injuries. like a lot."
the devil (unless bob's a masochist): "mhm mhm how bout you jump over that low wall to help your buddies over there im sure nothing bad will happen to your lower leg. you're gonna laugh bob"
i mean, he didn't do it to see if he could take it, so clearly he's not a masochist.... like mark is
no, but in all seriousness, this is probably why bob fears leg injuries
@@dennisnedry8126 What if Bob's a masochist and Mark is contagious?
@@dennisnedry8126 but marks not a masochist
@@dennisnedry8126 mark just wants to test his limits!
Maybe he grew the fear because of this incident
When you just heard this funny ass podcast
the moment bob describe wound, I remember my friend's wound which remembering it already makes me cringe my ankle. There's... bloods and... holes... ugh. He's fine now, got in military.
I fucking love Distractible, it's just a beautiful combo I made of grinding in Minecraft Dungeons and hearing the funniest and most beautiful podcast ever. Today I legit listened to at least 5, fucking amazing 10/10
It’s Jurassic World Evolution and Halo Infinite for me, but I’m glad to see another who has the same great idea
I listened to four while doing yard work which means I did yard work for about four hours straight yesterday lol
@@KerriB Giga Fucking Chad over here actually doing work
@@13killerqueen38 lol at least Distractible made it to by fairly quickly
I need to see this story become an animation
Sir Walter gave Mark a card in his last vid fingers crossed 🤞
The same wound that Bob got is similar to one I have on my foot from accidentally stabbing myself in the foot with a tomato cage cause I was barefoot trying to help my parents gardening and didn’t look down.
I had the same type of wound too! I fell going up the down escalator and hit my knee cap on the stair edge😭
Ignorant take, but what the hell is a tomato cage? Are some of the tomatoes so wildly succulent you have to cage them to contain their vicious flavours, lest they ravage the local area with their goodness?
@@kamikazesopp yes
@@kamikazesopp A tomato cage is a wire structure used to support tomato vines so they can grow taller.
Humpty dumpty
Knee high wall? What an adversary, but not the worst! If it had been a chest high wall now....
I picture a man trying to scale a chest high wall and think "no it couldn't be done!" But to a mere knee high wall I think "they may stand a chance!" Yet to this young lad, the knee high wall was the victor.
WHAT ARE THAT -Wade 2022
Ok, that thumbnail is just something special
Dang Bobbert !!!!!
Man I am glad I finish breakfast before I watched this.
This needs to be animated.
I love how horrifying the story is, juxtaposed with how vacant and nonplussed their animated faces are.
mark im fulfilling your birthday wish
These thumbnails are fire
Great way to eat my breakfast
me coming here after being emotionally manipulated by the bday mark into listening to the podcast
I still do not know the plan....
This gave me flashbacks to the show scarred.
i got the exact same cut he described below my right knee when i tried to climb a tree to impress a girl. i went up to fast because i had to leave and i wanted to get this last climb in real quick. first step my foot slipped and my shin hit the side of the tree. the tree looked like this "/", but at an angle you could run up it. it was a skinny small tree though. but yeah quarter size whole like someone had taken the skin like a hole punch. but what had happened was this. (Graphic warning skip to HERE) the skin that was once over the whole was now shoved up under the skin around the whole like the pop top on a soda can that's been folded back all the way. HERE. we (my whole family was there) just said fuck it and didn't go to the hospital to get stitches but instead just cleaned it out really good and put a goss pad and a wrap on it. (warning HERE) The skin underneath ended up being absorbed into my body eventually. HERE today i still have that quarter size scare and for many years there were no nerves there because it had cut to the bone. so consequently you could stab it and poke it and i wouldn't feel a thing which was kinda fun to think about. today it is hard to see unless i point it out but it still was the white discoloration and weird pigments it had sinse a few months after it heald. this event was probably almost 8 years ago.
As awful as this experience sounds, and it sounds....awful...Knowing that Bob played Trombone makes me happy...Kind of a weird take away from this, but ya know...we all jump walls sometimes
My mom got a similar injury when fishing and cut her leg on a fence poll turned lure line. It cut alll the way down to the white of the tendent (which is probably what happed with bob). But sibce the idiot whose boat they were on didn''t have a first aid kit. They duct taped it shut. Also my mom didn't want to leave till someone had her pole (was her brother's whose passed away).
The thumbnail! I'm dying! XD
Stone wall: 1 Bob: 0
i keep thinking that these are animations
same LOL
I was in Columbus Symphony Youth Orchestra
Man these videos are so hard to click off of
Description says check out the full episode, gives an apple and Spotify link but not the youtube link ;-;
I am surprised theses men are alive
And the next video I watch will be "How to apply a tourniquet."
Now my legs feel wierd.
i just noticed the blinking in the eyes is it morse code or some secret talk!!!???!!????!
I like it better when I can SEE their faces :) and REACTIONS!
1:54 Omfg noooo
LOL funny Distractible I liked this Podcast yes!!!!👍😅
I thought this was going to be animated, so I was quite disappointed that it's not
I like the shorts, but I feel like they put more into the thumbnail, instead of trying to make an actual animation out of it. That's what I'm always expecting coming into these videos.
I had myself a shin coring incident myself. Tight spiral metal staircase.
hope bob is ok.
Here's what I see a nun blowing a whistle and screaming in Italian "All right ladies were on the clock!"
Love the new thumbnails but I keep expecting animations when I open the video
SO Bob admits to being a BAND NERD!
Which episode is this from lol
this happened to me at said andrews park in florida
on a jetty with these huge rocks
you really dont notice untill you see it
or until you get in the ocean
(not nearly to the same degree, i still saw bone though)
I once had a pocket knife slip from my grip it sliced my index finger all the way to bone my finger was hanging off and i was in the same position as bob where i had to wait forever until i got real help so i feel bob
Anybody else read this as Bob Jumped Over A Well and Had A Great Fall?
did he find the jar?
Ya like jaz
Reminds me of how i ate shit going 15ish miles down a hill on a Razor scooter once when I was 15
Me seeing the thumbnail: 😀
Me after seeing the content: 😐
Aaaaaahhhhhh!
That nun blushing in the thumbnail is sus
A. Ma. Zing.
😂😂 Fucc/meman!
Ok so I didn’t know there’s a button on the corner of the podcast on apple that speeds up the podcast. And I was listening to this up until the wound and suddenly it sped up and I thought something was wrong and I didn’t see I pushed this speed up button so I’m sitting here listening to how it sounds fine here so I just checked and now you know that I now know I goofed. 😂 I thought I had a glitch or it was sped up on purpose…
Lucky, I don't have a speedup butten
no bad
Nuns are super sweet and cute
i wanna go to italy and paris
ouch
Fast Action Nursing Nuns. Coming soon to a dank repurposed monestary near you!
*Please keep your blood to yourself.
That's what happens when you chance the knee high wall... if it had been a chest high wall, that'd be just suicidal. No way you're getting over that.
whats the video name where this came from
Link is in the description for the episodes
@@rhijones382 can't use spotify. is it not on CZcams
@@ahmed4363 the episode is called the atrocities of summer it's the latest episode
The very last podcast
@@ahmed4363 all episodes are on the channel its the upload from Monday
sussy wall sussy fall (guys)
HELLO
so its funny.
one time i jumped off the back of a moving truck, wasn't going that fast so thought i could do it(genius, I know, PURE GENIUS).
so i jump, land on my feet, fall over and roll. I close my yes for a second, everything in slow motion. i hear a thud in front of me(my body) and a thud SNAP to my left(my wrist). everyone is like 'OMG, OMG ARE YOU OKAY?"
i hop up, pat myself down, feeling just fine. I'm like huh...... I'm fine, I'm good.
i take a step and limped. then my brain is like "wait..... you limped? OMG, YOUR INJURED!!!!!!!!!!" THEN the pain came and I just kind of sat down in really bad pain as i hurt everywhere.
point being, I know exactly how you felt. you get up, your like I'm good, then you notice the wound and your brain clicked like wait.......
I KNOW THE PAIN! XD
Iwas also in a sitsuatoin like this but at my hous
It started about a week into lockdoun 2019
Where me my mom and dad not my brother,he was at an ather place, we were abowt to watch sonic the hedghoh but my mom amd dad wanted cooldrink so I decided,oh, Im sonic now, so I run full speed through my hallway with socks on, and all you hear is, OH F*CK, literally,and I then just burst into tears seeing my own flesh and none.
So I'm sitting in the halway crying over,seeing but not feeling anythimg at all but luckely there was an ambulance next door so my dad's first instinct is to pck me up and take me next door, so he puts me doun in frant of their gate, sreaming for help so that I can get patched up.
Now a while after theiy patched me up I'm sitting in my car barely awake going to the hospital for stitches and this is so funny now that I look back at this moment, after two weeks they told me to bend my knee where I got the stiches but I was too afraid because I was told not to bend my knee when I got the stiches and thats the story,the best part is that I now have a smiling knee and a good story to tell to my future children and grandchildren
Heh
EH?! What episode is Bob's Italian busted leg story? It just cut off before he finished.
This part made me cringe.
Not to be pedantic but surely if there were nuns there it was a nunnery rather than a monastery?
32nd
This is the worst way for this channel to have progressed
first EZ Clap
Stimsivar was by 3 seconds but nice try anyway
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