Welcome to the world we live in unfortunately. There are so many factors why someone wouldn't help in that situation. Like, even just givin' someone a ride to the hospital everyone's gonna assume that ya ran them over or somethin' n' people are just like "Don't want that accusation", it's an already distressed kid that's not thinkin' clearly so there's a possibility by the time that they become more coherent they think they're bein' kidnapped. And what's arguably the worst aspect is just "That's not my problem", people have no incentive to help, so why should they. I don't agree with that mentality, but I've experienced it enough myself, if someone is hurt people will actively try their best not to even look like they might have noticed it.
Tbh most people will not help due to a number of reasons. I got in a pretty bad accident involving glass when I was 10, I was bleeding from deep lacerations in both arms, needed 58 stitches and now have permanent muscle and tendon issues. I ran for about ¾ of a mile through a busy neighbourhood before a family helped me and started doing first aid. Most people just looked at me in shock while I begged for help, others went to get first aid but left me alone in the street as a result so I had no choice but to keep going and some outright refused to help. They did all came to look tho like it was some spectacle (this was thankfully before mobile phones/social media) Honestly I still remember ever face of the people who refused to help me. Like I understand shock, not everyone is cut out to deal with things like that, but just coldly turning a severely injured child away? I was losing so much blood it would have been fatal if not for that one family applying pressure and I'm still grateful to them but some people just don't care if you die. Was shit to learn that at 10 years old. As a result tho I make sure to keep my first aid up to date, carry some basic supplies and retake courses once in a while, you never know when you might need it.
So every incident where someone his horrifically hurt and at the point of dying everyone is gonna disregard them as a Wade? WHY HAVE HOSPITALS THEN?! THRY'RE NOT VOMITING BLOOD THEY'RE JUST BEING WADE SEND THEM HOME! SERIOUSLY THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST SAID.
I love that those people in the car just drove off, I assume then saw Wade ate shit and just ruined his body and their thought wasn't to help him but keep driving and assume he'll just walk it off.
These shorts are truly beautiful. With so many bad things happening in the world right now. Distractible is one of the only things that cheer me up. The name doesn’t lie. It’s very distractible.
Something about Wade describing his increasingly gruesome injuries and having to limp half a mile home while no one even attempted to help is so fucking hilarious
"That moment of shock where you don't feel pain" is such a mood. One winter when I was in high school, my four friends and I had the rare opportunity to walk home as a group (usually at least one of us still had lessons left); we ended up taking a shortcut through a nearby field of ice, and within seconds I had slipped in a spectacular fashion and landed flat on my back. Through sheer luck, my backpack shifted upwards and protected my head by cushioning it. I remember laying there just staring at the sky, feeling absolutely no pain at all... then the pain hit, and I just started laughing my ass off and heard my friends howling in the background. When one of my friends helped me up, she said she'd seen me fall over and that I'd looked like a cartoon character - my legs had slipped from under me at the same time and I was horizontal in the air for a moment before landing straight down like a helicopter. 😂 My shoulder blades and right hip ached for days afterwards, but otherwise walked away unscathed.
I had a similar cartoonish moment. In grade school, it was the end of the school day, and I was trying to run to the buses, and I passed through this sandy area with monkey bars and pull-up bars and things. To this day, I don't know HOW this happened, but somehow I ran STRAIGHT into a bar without seeing it until I rammed into it. And it was like a cartoon moment where a character runs into a gong, where they're perfectly still and vibrate in place for a second before falling flat on their back. I blacked out for a moment, and was probably close to seeing stars, but at least I didn't miss the bus. XD
I remember something similar happened to me several years ago when I was visiting my grandparents. I went on a bike ride around the local area (as I usually did/do), which just so happens to be very hilly. Now, back then I would often borrow my grandpa's 100-year-old bike (not an exaggeration) and I'd ridden it so much that I was confident everything on it worked properly. This one day I was going down this particularly steep hill and I figured 'I know the brakes work just fine because I used them just a second ago, let's see how fast I can go' - so I peddled down the hill at like Mach 11 or summat and, just before I got to the bottom of the hill/slope I tried to brake... But they didn't work. I frantically tried braking and peddling backwards (an alternative method of braking on some older bikes) as I got on this really rough and slightly uneven granite pebble road, to no avail. Then, out of nowhere, my handlebars started wobbling and becoming uncontrollable due to the road and all of a sudden the handlebars and front wheel just turned 90° clockwise and the whole bike went sideways, hurling me over the front of the bike at least 5m. I then hit the road on my side/back and continued to slide at high speed for at least 10-20m. I also remember being silent for a while until I got up, at which point the pain hit me all at once and I yelled several profanities in an otherwise quiet area. I had deep scrapes, scars, wounds and lodged stones on my back, legs, arms, hands and, if not for me helmet, my head. There was literally an arrowtip-like stone lodged in the back of my helmet where I smashed my head on the ground at high velocity so am thankful I was wearing a helmet that time. I was bandaged from shoulder to toes for at least a week or two and I still have several of the scars left from it. Moral of the story: check your brakes, don't be a turbo dickhead and wear a helmet. (Having said that tho, those were good times. Miss the old days.)
I feel for ya here wade, i broke both wrists after flipping my bike on one of the busiest streets in my town and was maybe foot away from getting my head smashed in by a car. If they had worse breaks or reacted a second later id be dead. Bike flipped cause i hung a grocery bag with a pringles can in it on my handle bars and it got caught in the front wheel TLDR: my junk food addiction almost killed me
I've had a bike accident, but it doesn't compare to Wade as far as injury. It might still be fairly stupid though. It happened because I was looking behind me as I was riding, and I quickly ended up in a ditch on my road. It was a fairly steep ditch and at least good 4 feet deep. Doesn't sound like much but as an 8 year old then, it was really deep to me. I don't remember how I got out because the next thing I remember is being in a tub of epsom salt (I think it was epsom?) for all the shallow scrapes I got. Some grass is a bit sharp and can cut you. One of my brother's friends got his car stuck in that same ditch too. I think the tow company decided it was too risky to pull it out because it was sometime in late winter when it happened. Bet his parents were PISSED lol. My ditch accident happened in the summer though. I don't remember if there was any water in it because they usually had water but not much. So, there's my bike accident where I thankfully only came away with some bruises and a lot of minor scrapes. I wasn't so fortunate with the trampoline which I fractured both bones my arm jumping on said trampoline. Or when I fell on top of the grill before falling onto the concrete ground - no, the grill wasn't used that day, but the grill was another accident which I blacked out either upon impact or selectively. Good thing we didn't have a pool when I was a kid seeing as it's just hitting me now in my 30s how accident prone, I was. As far as the bike, I got back on the next day lol. But the trampoline, I never went near it again. I don't think I'll ever allow my kids to have one either when I have kids.
Had a bike accident this year, if I didn't had my helmet I for sure would have died, 100% saved my life and got only scars on my hands from it. Always wear your helmet.
I too once flew over my handlebars, but thankfully I was right to the side of the road. I wiped out at the bottom of a very large hill that I usually ride down the pavement on b/c you go immediately up another hill and need the momentum, no sidewalks in our neighborhood, but a car came up behind me and the a-hole wasn't going to just stay behind me and let me ride like he legally was supposed to and there is fence right up to the edge of the road as soon as you start to go back up the hill on the other side, so I had to jump off the road halfway down the hill and hit the breaks so I didn't hit his car or plow into a fence. Instead I was breaking on sandy soil with chunks of granite on/in it and my tires just skidded on the sand and perhaps a rock got caught between my break cable and back tire because a chunk of tread was missing from my tire, but I flew over the handlebars and skidded to a stop on the rocks and hard clay/sand. Thankfully there was a second car behind the a-hole who ran me off the road who had kept back and it was the dad of a dude a year younger than me, and the kid (we played sports together and he was a showboat), but fortunately they were in a Suburban or something and seeing me wipe out (I was already getting back up) he just stopped, put my bike in the back, and asked me where I lived. Thankfully I was only a few blocks from home so it was a short ride, and the kid said NOTHING. I said hi to him, but he was dead silent...he was kind of a dick to me and maybe he said something nasty about me to his dad right before I wrecked, or he laughed when I wrecked, who knows, but his dad seemed like one of those ex-military or something really stern types...I thanked them for the ride home and told the boy I'd see him on the bus. I didn't have any serious injuries just road rash and bruises, I was bringing my friend missed class work for being absent for a couple days, so I had the weekend to recover at least. It was 7th grade so I was 11 or 12.
I can relate with Wade at least a hundred times over cos I've ate shit on the pavement so many times that my body no longer feels physical pain as an adult. Bikes.... worst contributor to a human disaster than anu skateboard I have ridden
I once also flew over the handlebars, though even without a helmet on, I was miraculously unscathed. I was around 12 I think, riding my first bike as fast as I could around this long dirt road that had a loop at the end, I was trying to see exactly how fast I could go around the loop. I didn't crash at the loop though, I hit a pot hole in the middle of the road about 20 feet before the loop. I flew forward and my bike flew high over me, I did one flip and landed on my back skidding about 5 feet to a hault. And it was laying here I saw my bike still in the air above me, not too far though I could have touched it as it was flying over me. And I was able to look down and watch it land on the ground in front of me, and completely broke into peices. I was unscathed because It was a dirt road with few rocks, I landed on soft dirt. Eventually I also fixed my bike as best as I could, but it never worked as good as it used to.
4:00 In America, Wade knocking on some stranger's door in that state probably would have produced a hail of gunfire. "I ALWAYS KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME! IT'S THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!"
I feel wades pain, before school started for my sophomore year I got into a pretty bad bicycle accident as well.. I was on my way to get a slushy and at the middle school there is a slanted part of concrete there that is probably for those is wheel chairs but you can go up it on bike or board and roll on down it with ease. I’ve gone up it many times before but when I went up it this time, I realized I turned to late and hit the corner of a platform of concrete with, idk cause all I can remember is hitting my breaks and feeling like I was falling ( yk like those dreams that was so quick that it makes you jump) that or a flinch feeling and it went black, like lights out. I find out later that I apparently went 4 to 6 feet off the ground over the handlebars and hit concrete.. 😅😵💫 SOMEHOW, idk how, I walked several feet in shock from it and got conscious and turned and saw the front of my bike bent and the wheel bent and broke.. I was not wearing a helmet except only a black tank top, shorts and my headphones. The moment I saw that I wrecked my bike I thought “oh crap” at first but when I looked down.. literally the first thing I think of is “am I wearing a red tank top or a black one?” Literally still look at that today and think that it was the stupidest thing to think of at that moment.. The moment however that I realized that I am in deep trouble was when I realized my shirt was black and when my tongue hit the roof of my mouth. It happens when you get like carpet burn or road burn or anything that hurts like that yk.. well the moment I did that I realized that my front tooth was completely gone.. not chipped but root and all. I didn’t know until I got to the doctor that my upper lip became pulled hamburger and a fractured nose and ( that piece of bone that’s under your eye , cheek bones? Idk) that was shattered like a spider web looked as. I had to get facial reconstruction surgery from that but the funniest part of the whole story was when my mom and grandma drove me while in shock, again -_- , to the hospital they almost didn’t let me in the emergency room. My mom ran in and told them that her daughter needs help like NOW and the nurse said that I’d have to wait like everyone else.. I walk in with my grandma in shock dripping blood everywhere and my face open and the nurse goes “OMG- YES DO BRING HER IN”. never heard a person change their mind fast in my life😂 It’s been 5 years since then and everything’s good now.. except I still need a root canal cause I was able to keep my original tooth.. oh yeah we found it and they shoved it right up in there the moment I woke.. HATED THAT 🤢😭 I am thankful that it wasn’t any worse because my doctor told me that the was I landed on my head and face, I shouldn’t have been able to even walk through the doors. Meaning for short, I would’ve became a vegetable for the rest of my life right then and there🥲.. still makes me sick to think about it but I’m so grateful that I am not. 😊 So lesson learned, WEAR A DAMN HELMET and PAY ATTENTION WHAT YOU ARE DOING.. plz Stay safe out there 👋🚴♀️♥️
I did this but I was on a mountain bike and I was used to pedal backwards brakes and I hit the handle brakes and flew forward throwing myself off my bike the entire under of my arm and my elbows were skinned but it healed surprisingly fine when I say skinned I mean like the skin had mobility it was like a carpet when u pull it back I haven't ridden a bike since
1:28 I had a bike with really thin but big/wide tires where the front one would hit your leg so you'd get stuck and fall sideways if you turned it more than a bit and I was never going fast at all when this happened but it happened a lot
I one was on like a little scooter as a kid and the brakes stopped working, and I didn’t know they were broken. And I live atop a hill. And at the bottom of said hill, there is a patch of road that got taken out to pit in a new drainage pipe. They’ve never repaved it, it’s just stone. And that stone used to be gravel before it got pressed down over the years. I think you can see where this is going. Other stories of mine include: The time I was stuck in an inner tube upside down and almost drowned The time I got a bit of fat from a piece of meat stuck in my windpipe and had to pull it out with my own bare hands The time an entire meatball got forcefully shoved into my nasal cavity for half a school day The time my swing seat broke in half and I slid back 15 feet on my knees The other time my swing seat broke in half and I landed full force on my ass The time my swingset literally caved in on itself And many more!
I remember my FIRST and BEST wipeout on my bike. I was coming down a steep hill, where there was a stop sign. Me being the considerate and careful fool that i am, hit the front brakes for my bike (i had a mountain bike) I skidded out and landed heavily on my left side, where i recieved modest road burn and a hairline fracture of my left ankle which still haunts me to this day. Thankfully my story ended better than wades. The friendly neighbor, who watched the WHOLE thing from her porch while casually puffing on a marlboro, (or maybe a camel, i live in the south so it COULD be either) Very kindly walked out to meet me and said (in the stereotypical southern belle voice) "Are you okaaaay?!" I bounced off the pavement and i thanked her for her concern, and LIMPED back up the street where my house was waiting 7 doors down. She offered to drive me, but i waved her off, doing the stereotypical "tough southern guy routine" but i still think about her to this day, i hope she is doing well, and is still drinking coors light. I never did get her name. 😅
I wish I knew which episode this came from... I'm guessing it's one of the newest one... also doing anything in the rain/snow can be very dangerous, slippery, cold and accident just seem to happen more often those days.
You know wade, my father bough 2 electric bike because I ask I wanted to do some. After getting out with it multiple times, I was quite confident on it. But that didn't last long because of 2 peticulare events. The first time, I was on my bike in the little village it was nearby of my house and I wanted to go back home and after crossing the road, I wanted to climb the pedestrian. But I didn't climbed It on front, I climbed it while it was on my left. And it was a very Bad move. The wheel of my bike slipped on it and i begin to tripped. I manage to not fell on the pedestrian but in the action, the pedal of my bike hurt my left knee. I bleed a little but it was okay. The second moment was the same. I was trying to go to Annecy with my bike. I was on the cycle path to make sure to be safe, but there was a guy on a motorcycle coming, making a very loud noise. I panicked and I tried to go on the pedestrian to be safe and cover my ears. But I did the same mistake and this time, I fell on the ground. So now, I have 2 injured knee : one because of the brutal impact with the pedal, and the other one who burned because of the ground. After these incidents, I was a little bit scared of the bike. Now I regane some confidence, but I was a little bit scared of the bended roads because I imagine my bike skidded and I just make a barrel roll on a ground and a car just crushing me without mercy.
i had a moment like that, my grandpa when i was like... 14? 15? i forget around then, bought me a brand new 18 or 21 speed bike (been ages i forget) and well since the bike was new... the brakes had not been adjusted AT ALL on it..... welp i ride down the driveway, drive on the road (we lived on a deadend street so was no cars hardly) so after going... mayyyybe 100 feet, i decided to turn around but i was going pretty fast since grandpas driveway has a bit of a slope to it... welp on top of the brakes being BRAND SPANKING NEW AND UNADJUSTED i hit the front and back together at the same time (which i was used to with adjusted brakes) welp.... front wheel locked up....back wheel left the ground, bike launched me a good 10 to 20 feet with my momentum.... welp i mostly landed on my left side, mostly just felt the impact so i get up, was like huh.... i feel wet......whole left side of my face... left arm... both palms of hands... left leg... all shreded bleeding profusedly, well my grandpa who had been watching the entire time... was still in his lawn chair, i walked up to him he just goes "well dont you look like heck" he just points a thumb over his shoulder and directs me inside to grandma... so i walk in the back door as he got up and went to get my bike.... so i show up at the back screen door just covered in blood, had to knock cause it was locked and called grandma? (by this time i was feeling weak not much pain oddly) she takes one look at me and nearly passes out i wear she just goes OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED!!! she rushes me inside starts dressing my wounds (she used to be a nurse) ironically thats when it started hurting, once i was cleaned up i had like a whole box of bandaids up and down my leg and arms, right leg was untouched was quite the ordeal was nuts.... my granpa just laughed after "heh bet thatl teach you to watch the brakes" my grandma coulda killed him with the look she gave him after XD
I almost died on my last bike ride since people apparently don't read when traffic lights are down. Then I got hit at around 45 mph on my bike and almost died. It broke my head and spine and leg
I had a similar experience when I went to school on my scooter the way to my school was down a hill this time we went down the right side instead of the left we usually go I told my dad there was a giant slab sticking out off the pavement and I was going to stack it if I went down that way he said it would be fine so I trusted him because he's my dad so I went down the hill and got launched off my scooter when I hit the slab of concrete it might've been the adrenaline but it felt like time had slowed down while I was in the air enough so I could process what was happening and try to land in the grass safe to say I did not and hurt both my knees and elbows and the worst part I still had to go to school even though I just hurt myself quite badly
Oh, God! How have these three men hurt themselves this badly?! I'm a Midwest "country kid" and I've never managed to hurt myself so badly that bone was exposed, and it wasn't for lacking of trying. I was a dumb shit little kid just like everyone, but wow. How are these guys still alive?
You know I was putting shingles on a roof and then magically my foot gave out and then fell down onto a chair with my head it really wasn't that high of a fall it was only about 5 ft because this was a home with really low sloping roofs so I fell head first into the corner of the chair and basically didn't feel like anything but then I put my hand to my head and what I pulled back was just a bunch of blood so I ran inside to this strangers home and was trying to find some type of medical supplies and apparently I was crying and I didn't even know and I made some god awful noises apperantly so these 2 random people rushed me to the hospital, and i thanked them didn't even charge them for the work and only took the money for the shingles themselves still have problems to this day with it
To everyone freaking out about the people not helping him, I've had a similar experience. The shock from the incident kept him from self-destructing long enough to get where he needed to go. What happened to me was that I was riding down a big-ass hill at top speed and hit a speed bump on the way down. I flew about 10 feet, and cracked the top of my skull open even through the helmet I was wearing. Basically just bleeding profusely from a large head wound. A lady came by in her car and offered to drive me home, but the shock of the accident kept me from freaking out or collapsing, and I was close enough to home to be able to walk back. The likely reason they passed him by was because if he was walking on his own, and not passed out or freaking out, they knew he would more then likely make it home on his own. It may seem a bit callous to leave an injured kid to themselves, but if they're capable of taking care of the situation, there's no need to complicate things or potentially make them worse by fussing over them.
I’m not sure what I mean but I don’t know if it’s going on too much for a long week but I’m going back to the house and now I’m getting ready for a shower so I’m getting my nails ready to leave the shower I’ll call when I’m pulling up my moms shower I’ll be there soon as I’m ready for a nap I love it I’ll call when I’m ready for you to come over for me and I’ll tell nana hi bye mommy nana mommy hi nana nana hi nana love nana mommy nana nana hi mommy mommy hi mommy daddy nana nana mommy hi nana nana mommy
I love the fact that wade probably looked like he just came out of a zombie apocalypse and nobody bothered to stop and help him
They didn't wanna get bit lol
@@Bendytube72 XD
probably no one saw him, it was a rainy day after all
Welcome to the world we live in unfortunately. There are so many factors why someone wouldn't help in that situation. Like, even just givin' someone a ride to the hospital everyone's gonna assume that ya ran them over or somethin' n' people are just like "Don't want that accusation", it's an already distressed kid that's not thinkin' clearly so there's a possibility by the time that they become more coherent they think they're bein' kidnapped. And what's arguably the worst aspect is just "That's not my problem", people have no incentive to help, so why should they. I don't agree with that mentality, but I've experienced it enough myself, if someone is hurt people will actively try their best not to even look like they might have noticed it.
Tbh most people will not help due to a number of reasons. I got in a pretty bad accident involving glass when I was 10, I was bleeding from deep lacerations in both arms, needed 58 stitches and now have permanent muscle and tendon issues. I ran for about ¾ of a mile through a busy neighbourhood before a family helped me and started doing first aid. Most people just looked at me in shock while I begged for help, others went to get first aid but left me alone in the street as a result so I had no choice but to keep going and some outright refused to help. They did all came to look tho like it was some spectacle (this was thankfully before mobile phones/social media)
Honestly I still remember ever face of the people who refused to help me. Like I understand shock, not everyone is cut out to deal with things like that, but just coldly turning a severely injured child away? I was losing so much blood it would have been fatal if not for that one family applying pressure and I'm still grateful to them but some people just don't care if you die. Was shit to learn that at 10 years old. As a result tho I make sure to keep my first aid up to date, carry some basic supplies and retake courses once in a while, you never know when you might need it.
Getting into a horrific, gruesome bike accident and not receiving any help whatsoever is such a 'Wade' moment.
So every incident where someone his horrifically hurt and at the point of dying everyone is gonna disregard them as a Wade? WHY HAVE HOSPITALS THEN?! THRY'RE NOT VOMITING BLOOD THEY'RE JUST BEING WADE SEND THEM HOME!
SERIOUSLY THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST SAID.
i bet the driver of the car is the same driver of the semi truck that totalled wades car. they returned to finish the job
Underrated comment 😆
I love that those people in the car just drove off, I assume then saw Wade ate shit and just ruined his body and their thought wasn't to help him but keep driving and assume he'll just walk it off.
I mean to be fair, Wade did kinda walk it off at the end there
@@JollyRanchersGrandma Fair is fair.
These shorts are truly beautiful. With so many bad things happening in the world right now. Distractible is one of the only things that cheer me up. The name doesn’t lie. It’s very distractible.
Let's distract you from all the horrible things happening right now by telling you anecdotal stories of the horrible things that happened back then
@@myheadonfire9585 as they should dude.
@@myheadonfire9585 Be my guest
Whoever did the art for the thumbnail, excellent job!! I love the “You Died” Elden Ring / Souls-franchise death screen lmao
Other than false advertising lol
@@captionhere19 … that’s not false advertising. A video thumbnail ≠ advertising.
Something about Wade describing his increasingly gruesome injuries and having to limp half a mile home while no one even attempted to help is so fucking hilarious
I would like this comment but that'd ruin it
I expected that sentence to end with "so fucking horrifying", but you do you.
I feel you, Wade. A tyre stuck in the tram tracks last year, and I'm still doing surgery to fix my right arm (but I NEVER cried, baby!)
Omg did you get hit by a tram or did you launch off your bike?! Sorry to hear that happened
Wade's rainy day, sounds like my bike on a clear sunny day. The bearing in my front tire just exploded for no reason (
i absolutely love these shorts, makes it easier to send to friends xp
These thumbnails OH MY GODD SO GOODDDD!!!
I know I keep thinking these are animated
I’ve had this situation happed to me too. It took years for me to get back on a bike again 🤣
What's your favorite bread?
Rye
@@chrishall8765 I like cheesy bread
@@ArtTheClownisgreatwithkids is called Pan especial, literally means special bread kinda price at 2pesos but is delicious
@@SieMiezekatze I looked it up it sounds amazing.
"That moment of shock where you don't feel pain" is such a mood. One winter when I was in high school, my four friends and I had the rare opportunity to walk home as a group (usually at least one of us still had lessons left); we ended up taking a shortcut through a nearby field of ice, and within seconds I had slipped in a spectacular fashion and landed flat on my back. Through sheer luck, my backpack shifted upwards and protected my head by cushioning it. I remember laying there just staring at the sky, feeling absolutely no pain at all... then the pain hit, and I just started laughing my ass off and heard my friends howling in the background.
When one of my friends helped me up, she said she'd seen me fall over and that I'd looked like a cartoon character - my legs had slipped from under me at the same time and I was horizontal in the air for a moment before landing straight down like a helicopter. 😂 My shoulder blades and right hip ached for days afterwards, but otherwise walked away unscathed.
I had a similar cartoonish moment. In grade school, it was the end of the school day, and I was trying to run to the buses, and I passed through this sandy area with monkey bars and pull-up bars and things. To this day, I don't know HOW this happened, but somehow I ran STRAIGHT into a bar without seeing it until I rammed into it. And it was like a cartoon moment where a character runs into a gong, where they're perfectly still and vibrate in place for a second before falling flat on their back. I blacked out for a moment, and was probably close to seeing stars, but at least I didn't miss the bus. XD
I remember something similar happened to me several years ago when I was visiting my grandparents. I went on a bike ride around the local area (as I usually did/do), which just so happens to be very hilly. Now, back then I would often borrow my grandpa's 100-year-old bike (not an exaggeration) and I'd ridden it so much that I was confident everything on it worked properly. This one day I was going down this particularly steep hill and I figured 'I know the brakes work just fine because I used them just a second ago, let's see how fast I can go' - so I peddled down the hill at like Mach 11 or summat and, just before I got to the bottom of the hill/slope I tried to brake... But they didn't work. I frantically tried braking and peddling backwards (an alternative method of braking on some older bikes) as I got on this really rough and slightly uneven granite pebble road, to no avail. Then, out of nowhere, my handlebars started wobbling and becoming uncontrollable due to the road and all of a sudden the handlebars and front wheel just turned 90° clockwise and the whole bike went sideways, hurling me over the front of the bike at least 5m. I then hit the road on my side/back and continued to slide at high speed for at least 10-20m. I also remember being silent for a while until I got up, at which point the pain hit me all at once and I yelled several profanities in an otherwise quiet area. I had deep scrapes, scars, wounds and lodged stones on my back, legs, arms, hands and, if not for me helmet, my head. There was literally an arrowtip-like stone lodged in the back of my helmet where I smashed my head on the ground at high velocity so am thankful I was wearing a helmet that time. I was bandaged from shoulder to toes for at least a week or two and I still have several of the scars left from it.
Moral of the story: check your brakes, don't be a turbo dickhead and wear a helmet.
(Having said that tho, those were good times. Miss the old days.)
Have you guys ever looked at Wade and imagined his beard-line being his mouth?
I am very glad I have.
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we need the animated version!!
Love the pod cast make long drives funny
I always think these are animations,but they're just really good thumbnails
I feel for ya here wade, i broke both wrists after flipping my bike on one of the busiest streets in my town and was maybe foot away from getting my head smashed in by a car. If they had worse breaks or reacted a second later id be dead. Bike flipped cause i hung a grocery bag with a pringles can in it on my handle bars and it got caught in the front wheel
TLDR: my junk food addiction almost killed me
I've had a bike accident, but it doesn't compare to Wade as far as injury. It might still be fairly stupid though. It happened because I was looking behind me as I was riding, and I quickly ended up in a ditch on my road. It was a fairly steep ditch and at least good 4 feet deep. Doesn't sound like much but as an 8 year old then, it was really deep to me. I don't remember how I got out because the next thing I remember is being in a tub of epsom salt (I think it was epsom?) for all the shallow scrapes I got. Some grass is a bit sharp and can cut you. One of my brother's friends got his car stuck in that same ditch too. I think the tow company decided it was too risky to pull it out because it was sometime in late winter when it happened. Bet his parents were PISSED lol. My ditch accident happened in the summer though. I don't remember if there was any water in it because they usually had water but not much. So, there's my bike accident where I thankfully only came away with some bruises and a lot of minor scrapes. I wasn't so fortunate with the trampoline which I fractured both bones my arm jumping on said trampoline. Or when I fell on top of the grill before falling onto the concrete ground - no, the grill wasn't used that day, but the grill was another accident which I blacked out either upon impact or selectively. Good thing we didn't have a pool when I was a kid seeing as it's just hitting me now in my 30s how accident prone, I was. As far as the bike, I got back on the next day lol. But the trampoline, I never went near it again. I don't think I'll ever allow my kids to have one either when I have kids.
Had a bike accident this year, if I didn't had my helmet I for sure would have died, 100% saved my life and got only scars on my hands from it. Always wear your helmet.
I too once flew over my handlebars, but thankfully I was right to the side of the road. I wiped out at the bottom of a very large hill that I usually ride down the pavement on b/c you go immediately up another hill and need the momentum, no sidewalks in our neighborhood, but a car came up behind me and the a-hole wasn't going to just stay behind me and let me ride like he legally was supposed to and there is fence right up to the edge of the road as soon as you start to go back up the hill on the other side, so I had to jump off the road halfway down the hill and hit the breaks so I didn't hit his car or plow into a fence. Instead I was breaking on sandy soil with chunks of granite on/in it and my tires just skidded on the sand and perhaps a rock got caught between my break cable and back tire because a chunk of tread was missing from my tire, but I flew over the handlebars and skidded to a stop on the rocks and hard clay/sand. Thankfully there was a second car behind the a-hole who ran me off the road who had kept back and it was the dad of a dude a year younger than me, and the kid (we played sports together and he was a showboat), but fortunately they were in a Suburban or something and seeing me wipe out (I was already getting back up) he just stopped, put my bike in the back, and asked me where I lived. Thankfully I was only a few blocks from home so it was a short ride, and the kid said NOTHING. I said hi to him, but he was dead silent...he was kind of a dick to me and maybe he said something nasty about me to his dad right before I wrecked, or he laughed when I wrecked, who knows, but his dad seemed like one of those ex-military or something really stern types...I thanked them for the ride home and told the boy I'd see him on the bus. I didn't have any serious injuries just road rash and bruises, I was bringing my friend missed class work for being absent for a couple days, so I had the weekend to recover at least. It was 7th grade so I was 11 or 12.
I can relate with Wade at least a hundred times over cos I've ate shit on the pavement so many times that my body no longer feels physical pain as an adult.
Bikes.... worst contributor to a human disaster than anu skateboard I have ridden
Night of the living Wade
Imagine just hanging with these guys. It would be the greatest
I can’t wait for someone to animate this
Love this
Keep making content like this
3:10 Holy fuck Wade that's legit terrifying
Lol funny Distractible I liked this podcast yes!!!!👍😅
Listening to this as I'm healing from hurling face first into the pavement from my scooter. 🤣
I needed this. If you know you know what happened yesterday.
I remember this one:D
the funny bit is that wade had hair backthen
I once also flew over the handlebars, though even without a helmet on, I was miraculously unscathed.
I was around 12 I think, riding my first bike as fast as I could around this long dirt road that had a loop at the end, I was trying to see exactly how fast I could go around the loop. I didn't crash at the loop though, I hit a pot hole in the middle of the road about 20 feet before the loop. I flew forward and my bike flew high over me, I did one flip and landed on my back skidding about 5 feet to a hault. And it was laying here I saw my bike still in the air above me, not too far though I could have touched it as it was flying over me. And I was able to look down and watch it land on the ground in front of me, and completely broke into peices.
I was unscathed because It was a dirt road with few rocks, I landed on soft dirt.
Eventually I also fixed my bike as best as I could, but it never worked as good as it used to.
Now to ride in style until your breaks stop working
we take a right curve and then another right curve and another right curve in another right.
4:00 In America, Wade knocking on some stranger's door in that state probably would have produced a hail of gunfire. "I ALWAYS KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME! IT'S THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!"
This thumbnail, Jesus. Top ten anime betrayals
Wade you must be funny 🤣🤣🤣
I feel wades pain, before school started for my sophomore year I got into a pretty bad bicycle accident as well..
I was on my way to get a slushy and at the middle school there is a slanted part of concrete there that is probably for those is wheel chairs but you can go up it on bike or board and roll on down it with ease. I’ve gone up it many times before but when I went up it this time, I realized I turned to late and hit the corner of a platform of concrete with, idk cause all I can remember is hitting my breaks and feeling like I was falling ( yk like those dreams that was so quick that it makes you jump) that or a flinch feeling and it went black, like lights out. I find out later that I apparently went 4 to 6 feet off the ground over the handlebars and hit concrete.. 😅😵💫
SOMEHOW, idk how, I walked several feet in shock from it and got conscious and turned and saw the front of my bike bent and the wheel bent and broke.. I was not wearing a helmet except only a black tank top, shorts and my headphones. The moment I saw that I wrecked my bike I thought “oh crap” at first but when I looked down.. literally the first thing I think of is “am I wearing a red tank top or a black one?” Literally still look at that today and think that it was the stupidest thing to think of at that moment..
The moment however that I realized that I am in deep trouble was when I realized my shirt was black and when my tongue hit the roof of my mouth. It happens when you get like carpet burn or road burn or anything that hurts like that yk.. well the moment I did that I realized that my front tooth was completely gone.. not chipped but root and all. I didn’t know until I got to the doctor that my upper lip became pulled hamburger and a fractured nose and ( that piece of bone that’s under your eye , cheek bones? Idk) that was shattered like a spider web looked as. I had to get facial reconstruction surgery from that but the funniest part of the whole story was when my mom and grandma drove me while in shock, again -_- , to the hospital they almost didn’t let me in the emergency room.
My mom ran in and told them that her daughter needs help like NOW and the nurse said that I’d have to wait like everyone else.. I walk in with my grandma in shock dripping blood everywhere and my face open and the nurse goes “OMG- YES DO BRING HER IN”. never heard a person change their mind fast in my life😂
It’s been 5 years since then and everything’s good now.. except I still need a root canal cause I was able to keep my original tooth.. oh yeah we found it and they shoved it right up in there the moment I woke.. HATED THAT 🤢😭
I am thankful that it wasn’t any worse because my doctor told me that the was I landed on my head and face, I shouldn’t have been able to even walk through the doors. Meaning for short, I would’ve became a vegetable for the rest of my life right then and there🥲.. still makes me sick to think about it but I’m so grateful that I am not. 😊
So lesson learned, WEAR A DAMN HELMET and PAY ATTENTION WHAT YOU ARE DOING.. plz
Stay safe out there 👋🚴♀️♥️
I did this but I was on a mountain bike and I was used to pedal backwards brakes and I hit the handle brakes and flew forward throwing myself off my bike the entire under of my arm and my elbows were skinned but it healed surprisingly fine when I say skinned I mean like the skin had mobility it was like a carpet when u pull it back I haven't ridden a bike since
1:28 I had a bike with really thin but big/wide tires where the front one would hit your leg so you'd get stuck and fall sideways if you turned it more than a bit and I was never going fast at all when this happened but it happened a lot
I one was on like a little scooter as a kid and the brakes stopped working, and I didn’t know they were broken. And I live atop a hill. And at the bottom of said hill, there is a patch of road that got taken out to pit in a new drainage pipe. They’ve never repaved it, it’s just stone. And that stone used to be gravel before it got pressed down over the years. I think you can see where this is going.
Other stories of mine include:
The time I was stuck in an inner tube upside down and almost drowned
The time I got a bit of fat from a piece of meat stuck in my windpipe and had to pull it out with my own bare hands
The time an entire meatball got forcefully shoved into my nasal cavity for half a school day
The time my swing seat broke in half and I slid back 15 feet on my knees
The other time my swing seat broke in half and I landed full force on my ass
The time my swingset literally caved in on itself
And many more!
i love the new video format but i miss lixian's little bobbleheads
No one taught wade to tech roll
When I walked to school most the way was a valley so I literally had to go down hill and up hill both ways still makes me laugh
You should invite internet historian on the podcast
I remember my FIRST and BEST wipeout on my bike. I was coming down a steep hill, where there was a stop sign. Me being the considerate and careful fool that i am, hit the front brakes for my bike (i had a mountain bike) I skidded out and landed heavily on my left side, where i recieved modest road burn and a hairline fracture of my left ankle which still haunts me to this day. Thankfully my story ended better than wades. The friendly neighbor, who watched the WHOLE thing from her porch while casually puffing on a marlboro, (or maybe a camel, i live in the south so it COULD be either) Very kindly walked out to meet me and said (in the stereotypical southern belle voice) "Are you okaaaay?!" I bounced off the pavement and i thanked her for her concern, and LIMPED back up the street where my house was waiting 7 doors down. She offered to drive me, but i waved her off, doing the stereotypical "tough southern guy routine" but i still think about her to this day, i hope she is doing well, and is still drinking coors light. I never did get her name. 😅
I turned around and there behind me was another hill
I felt sad listening to this story. I could totally see myself crying too if that happens to me.
When will this epistle be uploaded here ?
Poor Wade.
Same situation happened to my dad. He got launched off and landed on a cactus
I wish I knew which episode this came from... I'm guessing it's one of the newest one... also doing anything in the rain/snow can be very dangerous, slippery, cold and accident just seem to happen more often those days.
Same it seems like some eps aren't on YT
this happened to one of my childhood friends and he broke both his arms 😂
I wish the person who makes these thumbnails also animated these scenes
like this for the animated version
My bike accident happened under the same conditions. The only difference was there was no car.
The brakes didn't work, so he gets back onto the bike and rides it home. Wut. lol
You know wade, my father bough 2 electric bike because I ask I wanted to do some. After getting out with it multiple times, I was quite confident on it. But that didn't last long because of 2 peticulare events. The first time, I was on my bike in the little village it was nearby of my house and I wanted to go back home and after crossing the road, I wanted to climb the pedestrian. But I didn't climbed It on front, I climbed it while it was on my left. And it was a very Bad move. The wheel of my bike slipped on it and i begin to tripped. I manage to not fell on the pedestrian but in the action, the pedal of my bike hurt my left knee. I bleed a little but it was okay.
The second moment was the same. I was trying to go to Annecy with my bike. I was on the cycle path to make sure to be safe, but there was a guy on a motorcycle coming, making a very loud noise. I panicked and I tried to go on the pedestrian to be safe and cover my ears. But I did the same mistake and this time, I fell on the ground. So now, I have 2 injured knee : one because of the brutal impact with the pedal, and the other one who burned because of the ground. After these incidents, I was a little bit scared of the bike. Now I regane some confidence, but I was a little bit scared of the bended roads because I imagine my bike skidded and I just make a barrel roll on a ground and a car just crushing me without mercy.
Got on at one view. Somehow. Yay me.
you know what? those wounds need MORE MUD
i had a moment like that, my grandpa when i was like... 14? 15? i forget around then, bought me a brand new 18 or 21 speed bike (been ages i forget) and well since the bike was new... the brakes had not been adjusted AT ALL on it..... welp i ride down the driveway, drive on the road (we lived on a deadend street so was no cars hardly) so after going... mayyyybe 100 feet, i decided to turn around but i was going pretty fast since grandpas driveway has a bit of a slope to it... welp on top of the brakes being BRAND SPANKING NEW AND UNADJUSTED i hit the front and back together at the same time (which i was used to with adjusted brakes) welp.... front wheel locked up....back wheel left the ground, bike launched me a good 10 to 20 feet with my momentum.... welp i mostly landed on my left side, mostly just felt the impact so i get up, was like huh.... i feel wet......whole left side of my face... left arm... both palms of hands... left leg... all shreded bleeding profusedly, well my grandpa who had been watching the entire time... was still in his lawn chair, i walked up to him he just goes "well dont you look like heck" he just points a thumb over his shoulder and directs me inside to grandma... so i walk in the back door as he got up and went to get my bike.... so i show up at the back screen door just covered in blood, had to knock cause it was locked and called grandma? (by this time i was feeling weak not much pain oddly) she takes one look at me and nearly passes out i wear she just goes OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED!!! she rushes me inside starts dressing my wounds (she used to be a nurse) ironically thats when it started hurting, once i was cleaned up i had like a whole box of bandaids up and down my leg and arms, right leg was untouched was quite the ordeal was nuts.... my granpa just laughed after "heh bet thatl teach you to watch the brakes" my grandma coulda killed him with the look she gave him after XD
Seriously, that driver shoulda stopped and checked to see if Wade was alright. Poor Wade.
The thumbnail looks like Tyler lol
bro this is every time i go on a bikeride and it sucks
If I'm not wrong Wade told this story also on a video of phasmophobia or am I wrong
I can't find the whole episode on spotify ;-;
LMAO
I almost died on my last bike ride since people apparently don't read when traffic lights are down. Then I got hit at around 45 mph on my bike and almost died. It broke my head and spine and leg
Can't you brake by "locking" the pedals? 🤔
Some bikes dont have that 😞
If it was rainy and slippery I doubt that would've worked
America in a nutshell, not my problem hehe
I had a similar experience when I went to school on my scooter the way to my school was down a hill this time we went down the right side instead of the left we usually go I told my dad there was a giant slab sticking out off the pavement and I was going to stack it if I went down that way he said it would be fine so I trusted him because he's my dad so I went down the hill and got launched off my scooter when I hit the slab of concrete it might've been the adrenaline but it felt like time had slowed down while I was in the air enough so I could process what was happening and try to land in the grass safe to say I did not and hurt both my knees and elbows and the worst part I still had to go to school even though I just hurt myself quite badly
I think that every boy that owns a bike ends up getting horrifically injured at least once in their lives.
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Oh, God! How have these three men hurt themselves this badly?! I'm a Midwest "country kid" and I've never managed to hurt myself so badly that bone was exposed, and it wasn't for lacking of trying. I was a dumb shit little kid just like everyone, but wow. How are these guys still alive?
How do you hit somebody with your car and not think oh that might be a person
I’m so happy I am the first to see this
The way his leg is just coming out of the right side of the thumbnail is hilariously gruesome.
You know I was putting shingles on a roof and then magically my foot gave out and then fell down onto a chair with my head it really wasn't that high of a fall it was only about 5 ft because this was a home with really low sloping roofs so I fell head first into the corner of the chair and basically didn't feel like anything but then I put my hand to my head and what I pulled back was just a bunch of blood so I ran inside to this strangers home and was trying to find some type of medical supplies and apparently I was crying and I didn't even know and I made some god awful noises apperantly so these 2 random people rushed me to the hospital, and i thanked them didn't even charge them for the work and only took the money for the shingles themselves still have problems to this day with it
Worms in my skin worms in my skin
Everyone saying they found this hilarious (especially the ones talking about how gruesome his injuries were) is kinda concerning ngl
This was already posted.
To everyone freaking out about the people not helping him, I've had a similar experience. The shock from the incident kept him from self-destructing long enough to get where he needed to go.
What happened to me was that I was riding down a big-ass hill at top speed and hit a speed bump on the way down. I flew about 10 feet, and cracked the top of my skull open even through the helmet I was wearing. Basically just bleeding profusely from a large head wound.
A lady came by in her car and offered to drive me home, but the shock of the accident kept me from freaking out or collapsing, and I was close enough to home to be able to walk back.
The likely reason they passed him by was because if he was walking on his own, and not passed out or freaking out, they knew he would more then likely make it home on his own.
It may seem a bit callous to leave an injured kid to themselves, but if they're capable of taking care of the situation, there's no need to complicate things or potentially make them worse by fussing over them.
I’m not sure what I mean but I don’t know if it’s going on too much for a long week but I’m going back to the house and now I’m getting ready for a shower so I’m getting my nails ready to leave the shower I’ll call when I’m pulling up my moms shower I’ll be there soon as I’m ready for a nap I love it I’ll call when I’m ready for you to come over for me and I’ll tell nana hi bye mommy nana mommy hi nana nana hi nana love nana mommy nana nana hi mommy mommy hi mommy daddy nana nana mommy hi nana nana mommy
You good, friend?
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lol first
These clips are such click bait. No animations. Just listen to the podcast
Well yeah.
That's what thumbnails are.
Also, WHEN have they actually uploaded an animation clip HERE.