Did anyone else find it funny how Mark and Bob drove Wade up the wall this episode? Like, this scene made me laugh because they were taking it so seriously without knowing what was going on 🤣
And the fact that Bob thought he knew what the bit was when he didn't and tried to let Mark catch up but he wins by the first round anyway had me on the floor the whole podcast lmao
The outro with Wade’s spiral into insanity while Bob and Mark realized how badly they misunderstood the assignment was probably one of the funniest moments of the whole podcast. 10/10 insanity.
@@jaspertyler4557 I mean maybe but Wade's Secret Words was hilarious because he didn't tell them what was up. He probably had the same idea for this one it just didn't work out the way he wanted it to but it was still good to me I liked it
Mark has the ability to both impress me with his breadth of knowledge and surprise me with his ignorance of some pretty basic topics and colloquialisms.
Yeah I had never heard of it either, googled it apparently its slang for getting a zero in scoring of something. I dont understand why because goose eggs are lovely.
@@Spiritofthehero16 never heard of it neither but it reminds me of "cero como tu cabeza" literally means zero like the shape of your head, a Spanish phrase to indicate someone got 0 points
@@togtog3883 Roe v Wade was legislating from the bench, there was nothing in the constitution that even remotely suggested that woman are secured the freedom to murder their own babies. no matter where you sit on the debate, it is undeniable that Roe was bad ruling and that it must be thrown out. if you so desperately want it enforced upon all states you can suggest it as an amendment, although good luck getting anyone to vote for baby murder.
Goat update; He has passed. I wanted to thank Mark, Bob, and Wade for making his 3 weeks as wonderful as he was. He really liked your podcast, and I like it too. So now, every time I listen I will think of him,. I wish everyone at Distractible and everyone who's a part of it. You made him happy, and in return, I was. Thank you, Bob, Mark, and Wade
@@jaxystarr7108 Thank you. I just had a 3 week old goat that loved the podcast so I thought everyone would like to know of his passing. I left a few comments on it before. Thank you though, I'm sure he is too.
For anyone wondering Slang expert Eric Partridge suggested that crush might have been a variation on mash, since by 1870 mashed was a popular way of saying flirtatious or head over heels in love, and to crush something was to mash it. To be on the mash, or to make a mash on someone, was to flirt with that person.
Wade should consider only telling them their points at the end. That would remove the desperation of trying to get more points when someone’s behind. Edit: Clarification.
@@wildfirefox1 - He does, but he still tells them their points throughout the episode. I’m talking about not telling them their points at all until the end. I should edit the comment to make it more clear.
This episode went completely & utterly off the rails. I loved every minute of it. Wade's idea, in & of itself, was fantastic & would have been hilarious if they'd stuck to it the whole time. But the sheer, utter _chaos_ that happened instead was just golden.
I've been waiting for that thumbnail! Also, Wade erroneously claimed Mark took his "crush" turn to talk about his lack of wins but it was actually his "impress me" turn.
I would love to see an episode of Distractible that’s just a courtroom scenario. I would also like to state that listening to the entire courtroom bit in the entire episode made me want to rewatch the Daredevil tv series, so… thanks for that.
The fact that everyone except Mark and Bob knew what was going on with this bit is incredibly funny. Scratch that, I doubt they also knew but they made it look like they did.
I know Wade kept apologizing for this bit not being funny, but I was laughing hysterically while listening to this, and I usually try to avoid that because I listen to the pod while taking walks in my neighborhood.
When I first listened to this, I was dying of laughter. I’m a paralegal and this had me in stitches!! Also, after the AH v. JD trial, I think we can all say we learned so much about what NOT to do from ELAAIIINE!!! (Courtesy of Emily D. Baker. 😂😂)
"Does a humble man own five ovens?"
That's how you destroy a statement
Comback:
"You're honor, would a humble man own 5 toilets?"
@@Empress_of_Death "Water...once the bringer of life, now the bringer of death."
@@justmerc1642 and the Deliverer of Shit
Wade: Why do we call a crush a "crush"?
Mark: *_YOUR HONOR--_*
The entire second half of this episode was just:
Wade: I AM IN MISERY
Bob: I SAVE D*** BY GIVING IT CPR
Mark: REESE'S PUFFS REESE'S PUFFS
Synchronicity for me! I was just thinking about this song lol.
I object, mark is much more risque than bob, bob is the most extravagantly funny in the group
that is perfect
Flip Bob and Mark and it's perfection lmao
This made me laugh harder than the whole episode
Did anyone else find it funny how Mark and Bob drove Wade up the wall this episode? Like, this scene made me laugh because they were taking it so seriously without knowing what was going on 🤣
Oh I loved every second of Wade's descent into madness in this episode and the secret word episode
What episode was this again?
@@thomasthemetriacanthosauru7030 the most recent. Try not to laugh or something like that
@@puzzledmoa same 😂 it was hilarious, if only Bob and Mark would have laughed as well 🤣🤣
And the fact that Bob thought he knew what the bit was when he didn't and tried to let Mark catch up but he wins by the first round anyway had me on the floor the whole podcast lmao
wade: lets see how well they can make each other laugh...
mark: *i could have been an engi- i mean lawyer*
wade: *Confused Screaming*
Mark: Now your Honor, I would like to go to the bench
Bob: I object!
Wade: *Louder Confused Screaming*
Wades sanity draining is the funniest part of the podcast
The moment Bob said a man with five ovens, I had the flashback to "I am the man who owns five ovens!!"
“How many ovens do you ha-“ “Yes”
1. do we want to know why you had that many
2. would it be funny
yes yes to both
Who didn't
6 including the toaster oven :)
I also like how in the video of 5 ovens mark uses none of the ovens he uses the toaster oven
@@thisiskris2929 Ikr? This is like saying "I wondered what time it was, so I looked at my watch."
the way this spiraled into a courtroom and became so unfunny that it was funny. you can’t make this up, this episode was great lmao
so bad it's good moment
The outro with Wade’s spiral into insanity while Bob and Mark realized how badly they misunderstood the assignment was probably one of the funniest moments of the whole podcast. 10/10 insanity.
The fact that the "5 ovens" thing is brought up yet again, is just amazing
This was honestly so funny but poor Wade! He had an interesting idea and it just failed so badly 😂😂😂
Define failed I thought it was great
@@Deadlydragon590 well for us it was great. His original idea didn't go according to his plan so his plan failed lol
it might have gone better if he told them what the point system was, so they would actually try to be funny to make eachother laugh.
@@jaspertyler4557 I mean maybe but Wade's Secret Words was hilarious because he didn't tell them what was up. He probably had the same idea for this one it just didn't work out the way he wanted it to but it was still good to me I liked it
@@jaspertyler4557 Yeah see I don’t know, I think them trying to be funny would also make it unfunny
The one courtroom experience that I can fully understand.
Edit: I take it back. This was the most confusing “trial” I have ever seen.
Mark has the ability to both impress me with his breadth of knowledge and surprise me with his ignorance of some pretty basic topics and colloquialisms.
"What's a goose egg?"
Mark, you have acted in, written and co-produced two interactive shows.
How? HOW!?
@@dropkickpherby6994 why a goose? And not a chicken egg
A fully animated scene of this court room segment is deserved
"I no longer own five ovens." He has six now?
No
@@ashleyr6809 then, what?
@@universalpower419 10 OVENS!
(Mark Scoots away from Bob's house with an Oven)
“What’s a goose egg?” - Mark 2022
Yeah I had never heard of it either, googled it apparently its slang for getting a zero in scoring of something. I dont understand why because goose eggs are lovely.
@@Spiritofthehero16 it's because a goose egg looks like a zero
@@sylaconnocalys8443 Considering the invention of zero comes after the goose, I'd argue that a zero looks like a goose egg.
I’ve heard this more for sports but yeah goose egg 🥚 is big ole 0
@@Spiritofthehero16 never heard of it neither but it reminds me of "cero como tu cabeza" literally means zero like the shape of your head, a Spanish phrase to indicate someone got 0 points
Bob referencing Mark's five ovens was the BEST callback I've ever heard and got a buncha giggles outta me
I can’t get over how wades head looks like Kirby with a beard 😂😭
I SEE IT NOW AND CANNOT UNSEE
@@TheKillerqueen40 Right?!?
Shoot. Now I can't unsee this.
What have you done?
“We are all equal in the eyes of the law”
That must be the biggest lie under oath ever said in and about the usa law system
especially since this clip from the podcast was uploaded today of all days
@@aj.bubble187 what happened? It’s just a Friday isn’t it? Did something happen on a June 24th before that I don’t know about?
@@Daymyan22 today the Supreme Court destroyed roe v. wade
@@aj.bubble187 oh you mean the day the most basic human right was freed to be granted to the youngest of humans?
@@togtog3883 Roe v Wade was legislating from the bench, there was nothing in the constitution that even remotely suggested that woman are secured the freedom to murder their own babies. no matter where you sit on the debate, it is undeniable that Roe was bad ruling and that it must be thrown out. if you so desperately want it enforced upon all states you can suggest it as an amendment, although good luck getting anyone to vote for baby murder.
"You're rubber and I'm glue.... wait-"
Switch it around, and then you're burned! Lol
I type court cases for a living. These submissions were FAR more coherent than some I've typed in the last five years. Well done.
Idk why but the idea of a court stenographer watching this episode is hilarious to me
"Why do we call people 'our crush?'" Mark: I'M AN IDIOT
hahaha
Mark: may i approach the bench?
Wade: wait what
“Things that are so bad they’re good”: this episode. This was an absolute train wreck. New favorite episode!
Goat update; He has passed. I wanted to thank Mark, Bob, and Wade for making his 3 weeks as wonderful as he was. He really liked your podcast, and I like it too. So now, every time I listen I will think of him,. I wish everyone at Distractible and everyone who's a part of it. You made him happy, and in return, I was.
Thank you, Bob, Mark, and Wade
Guess I'm not the only one who seen the goat update in previous episode
I think I'm missing some backstory here but I'm sorry for the passing of said goat. I'm sure he's grazing happily in the kingdom of heaven 🙌
@@jaxystarr7108 Thank you. I just had a 3 week old goat that loved the podcast so I thought everyone would like to know of his passing. I left a few comments on it before. Thank you though, I'm sure he is too.
Aw.. Im sorry to hear that... Hope you had a good time with him while he was around at least.
@@kimixrenee I just found out about the goat and he's dead.. damn.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... you ever heard of The Ship of Theseus?
For anyone wondering
Slang expert Eric Partridge suggested that crush might have been a variation on mash, since by 1870 mashed was a popular way of saying flirtatious or head over heels in love, and to crush something was to mash it. To be on the mash, or to make a mash on someone, was to flirt with that person.
I love how the one time they need to make eachother laugh they become the most unfunny human beings on planet earth
Wade should consider only telling them their points at the end. That would remove the desperation of trying to get more points when someone’s behind.
Edit: Clarification.
In the full episode he does just this!
@@wildfirefox1 - He does, but he still tells them their points throughout the episode. I’m talking about not telling them their points at all until the end.
I should edit the comment to make it more clear.
OBJECTION: HEARSAY!!!.. or something
Wade ripped out whatever remaining hair he had during this episode 🤣🤣🤣
His poor eyebrows and lashes. Not to mention his unmentionables!
I wish I could see Wades face during this whole episode 🤦♀️ especially this part because it had me dying 🤣
This episode went completely & utterly off the rails. I loved every minute of it. Wade's idea, in & of itself, was fantastic & would have been hilarious if they'd stuck to it the whole time.
But the sheer, utter _chaos_ that happened instead was just golden.
Mark approaching the bench was so fucking funny!🤣
They legit just turned this into ace attorney somehow.
I've been waiting for that thumbnail! Also, Wade erroneously claimed Mark took his "crush" turn to talk about his lack of wins but it was actually his "impress me" turn.
This episode was great! Poor wade 🤣
You can feel Wade's confused rage boiling to explosion.
Mark: mime mime clown mime clown clown mime clown....did i get the theme?
Wade: wha-NO!
All these gameshow-esque episodes have been absolute bangers. Exactly what distractable needs to stay fresh.
NOO MARK YOUR 5 OVENS ARE NO LONGER 5
the way Wade looked in the Thumbnail was his entire mood that entire video.
Mark is no longer a men who have five ovens (ノಥ,_｣ಥ)ノ彡┻━┻
He now owns eleven lmao
I felt bad for Wade but he was so hilarious in his confusion and aggravation that he truly made the podcast great.
You remember the DONT LAUGH CHALLENGE
well this is the DONT LAUGH CHALLENGE now
I loved this episode so much
This was Wade's "Bob's Fridge" episode. Unintentionally fantastic
more like his “worst piece of shit episode ever” 😂✋
@@justyourlocaloddity Calm down, kid
Genuinely my favorite Distractible bit
This was soo funny 😂 I felt so sorry for Wade
For some reason, I’m imagining this happening like that Rick and Morty court room skit.
the pained confusion of wade throughout this episode i swear
I really love the thumbnails btw good job artists!!
This was one of my favorite moment in all of the podcasts so far
Literally talented with how unfunny things got when they were supposed to be making jokes😂🤣
I would love to see an episode of Distractible that’s just a courtroom scenario.
I would also like to state that listening to the entire courtroom bit in the entire episode made me want to rewatch the Daredevil tv series, so… thanks for that.
This whole episode was just the best build up to a joke I've ever heard.
I absolutely love this episode 😂😂😂
The fact that everyone except Mark and Bob knew what was going on with this bit is incredibly funny. Scratch that, I doubt they also knew but they made it look like they did.
"What's a goose-egg?" -Mark 2022
I love this podcast. It’s honestly the only podcast i listen to. I think it would be so cool to see the guys bring a guest onto the show.
This got weird fast, I love it.
It’d be cool if the host sat in the middle of the table for each episode
I’ve been waiting for this lol
I love this bit
This little segment beautifully sums up the name of the podcast: distractible 😂
I truly have NO idea how Mark got to a court room in his mind....
I loved this episode so much lmao
nice bit. the unexpected law and order is very nice.
seriously though how they turned that into a court room for basically the rest of the entire thing is beyond me but at least I got a laugh out of it.
Would love a full animation of this
Now that I listened that episode, I understand that thumbnail.
This is almost as entertaining as the trial I was part of the jury for a few weeks ago.
I know Wade kept apologizing for this bit not being funny, but I was laughing hysterically while listening to this, and I usually try to avoid that because I listen to the pod while taking walks in my neighborhood.
When I first listened to this, I was dying of laughter. I’m a paralegal and this had me in stitches!!
Also, after the AH v. JD trial, I think we can all say we learned so much about what NOT to do from ELAAIIINE!!! (Courtesy of Emily D. Baker. 😂😂)
I'm listening to this rn lmao
Really wish this was actually animated
I think "crush" may mean that you could experience a crushing rejection.
Its like the best part where they are talking in video games
In defiance of Wade, this was funny as hell.
This was the weirdest bit that only Mark was in on and it was great
I feel like Bob should have gotten a point or two for playing along and trying to answer
They might've not made each other laugh a lot, bud I sure laughed a lot lol
I’m so confused on what’s happening in this clip but I’m into it
this comes out right as im watching season 11 of law & order
I would like to know who the artist is that's been doing the highlight thumbnails
I really want to see this animated
I love how even Wade sounds like he's confused about what the heck is going on.
I wouldn’t mind a full court bit in live action
wooooooooooo new podcast
I laugh so hard when I saw the thumbnail
It was only a matter of time
comedy to court real quick-
It was hilarious because I said "what's happening?" At the same exact time as Wade on first listen lol
I can't wait for someone to do a Phoenix Wright animation of this segment 🤣🤣
Am I the only one who sees the thumbnails and gets extremely disappointed when it’s not an animation?
It’s like Sherlock and Watson but a lot stupider.
When Marks thinks hearsay is lack of foundation
Mark must be falling on hard times if he had to sell all his ovens
mark: *mentions hearsay*
me: haha he learned how to be a lawyer from rottenbottom or whatever his name was
OBJECTION HERESAY!
when they said animations i thought they were actual animations.
Wade is the real game master :) 😜😍
This case its better than johnny depp case 🤣🤣🤣🤣 justice for mark 🤣🤣🤣 i cant stop laughing🤣