Tragic olympic moments that left athletes crawling on all fours

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  • @eskreskao
    @eskreskao Před 2 lety +1052

    "All fish are one species"
    I forgot for a second that Henry understands nothing of zoology.

    • @TheWeaponshold
      @TheWeaponshold Před 2 lety +29

      I about yelled at that sentence.

    • @eskreskao
      @eskreskao Před 2 lety +59

      ...and he called a hedgehog a "porcupine".

    • @ShannaroCold
      @ShannaroCold Před 2 lety +37

      Imagine mammals eat smaller mammals...

    • @peronkop
      @peronkop Před 2 lety +31

      "There is no such thing as a fish"
      -Some dude who devoted his life to study fish

    • @xxghost_preyxx
      @xxghost_preyxx Před 2 lety +7

      I was about to rage at that until you reminded me... XD

  • @Seamus.Harper
    @Seamus.Harper Před 2 lety +765

    Henry: _points at hedgehog_ "Is this a porcupine?"

    • @Culdcepter
      @Culdcepter Před 2 lety +56

      At least he's close this time; usually calls a manatee a hippo.

    • @johns9652
      @johns9652 Před 2 lety +22

      @@Culdcepter At least that's in the animal kingdom... in middle school I was taught that ancient sailors invented mermaids because they needed to be bonked and go to horny jail, they saw sea creatures that had been swimming in kelp beds and emerged to rest on rocks covered in long flowing.... female hair.

    • @MarleyJr90
      @MarleyJr90 Před 2 lety +1

      Lol I didn't even noticed he called it that

    • @Astraeus..
      @Astraeus.. Před 2 lety +3

      @@johns9652 Well your middle school was obviously in the US, because that's 100% not at all the origin of "mermaid", not to mention the fact that instances of similar creatures show up in the mythologies of several different countries, many of them being quite different in origin.

    • @johns9652
      @johns9652 Před 2 lety +9

      @@Astraeus.. Yes, I am from the US, and I made that comment at least partly in jest, I am aware that it is... historically nebulous. Kinda like arguments over the "snake and staff" in medicine. Is it from Greek Mythology, or is it from the bible and Jewish Lore? Both answers can be correct, and incorrect.
      Throw in Saint Patrick supposedly exiling all snakes from Ireland, and what symbol that might entail, and you've got yourself a real bruhaha.
      Furthermore, I didn't make my comment completely lightly, but with the knowledge, triggered by the word 'manatee', that there was a historical connection:
      From Wikipedia: "The conception of mermaids in the West may have been influenced by the Sirens of Greek mythology, which were originally half-birdlike, but came to be pictured as half-fishlike in the Christian era. Historical accounts of mermaids, such as those reported by Christopher Columbus during his exploration of the Caribbean, may have been sightings of manatees or similar aquatic mammals. While there is no evidence that mermaids exist outside folklore, reports of mermaid sightings continue to the present day."

  • @xen0bia
    @xen0bia Před 2 lety +210

    Henry not knowing a damn thing about animals is still a gold mine for laughter.
    - Says all fish are one species.
    - Calls a hedgehog a porcupine.
    - Doesn't recognize the bear is actually a baby cub hence the small size.
    - Doesn't know bears can easily climb trees.

    • @Lucifer.666-Satan
      @Lucifer.666-Satan Před 2 lety +2

      And I'm pretty sure that was a bobcat or a Lynx that he called a cat

    • @anirvana
      @anirvana Před 2 lety +3

      @@Lucifer.666-Satan He did say that's not a cat.

    • @Lucifer.666-Satan
      @Lucifer.666-Satan Před 2 lety +1

      @@anirvana farpoint

    • @xen0bia
      @xen0bia Před 2 lety +16

      @@Lucifer.666-Satan 100% it's a cat. It almost looks like a mountain lion from the back when it's all puffed up, but when you see it trot back toward the camera, you can clearly see it's just a domestic cat. Not to mention the title of that clip is "Wandering into cat's territory".

    • @xen0bia
      @xen0bia Před 2 lety +1

      @@anirvana Jeannie is the one who said that, and she's wrong. xD

  • @daeliusdrake7810
    @daeliusdrake7810 Před 2 lety +145

    I’m finally seeing more about Henry’s vast knowledge of animals.

    • @thedarkstalker7350
      @thedarkstalker7350 Před 2 lety +1

      He knows more than zoophiles

    • @moonliteX
      @moonliteX Před 2 lety +1

      "finally?"

    • @daeliusdrake7810
      @daeliusdrake7810 Před 2 lety

      @@moonliteX well it doesn’t come up in every video, there aren’t too many memes they’ve seen about animals. It had been a while since the last one.

    • @moonliteX
      @moonliteX Před 2 lety

      oh ive just binged on all of their material lately and just about every animal he gets wrong 😆

  • @freedompancakes301
    @freedompancakes301 Před 2 lety +341

    Henry and Jeannie: *Film a video with a light background instead of dark.
    Me: *Surprised Pikachu face.

  • @murderousplaguedoctor2916
    @murderousplaguedoctor2916 Před 2 lety +638

    As someone who's been in many mosh pits hit and run is definitely a dance move

    • @davemonster2
      @davemonster2 Před 2 lety +44

      I hate hardcore "dancing" x'D

    • @csmith2921
      @csmith2921 Před 2 lety +9

      @@davemonster2 and

    • @lionsbrew
      @lionsbrew Před 2 lety +20

      It's not just a dance move it's the dance move in mosh pits lol.

    • @DeadpoolX9
      @DeadpoolX9 Před 2 lety +26

      @@davemonster2 it’s dancing for people who hate dancing

    • @asinoralte2881
      @asinoralte2881 Před 2 lety +5

      Or stomping ground on beat

  • @zxuiji
    @zxuiji Před 2 lety +128

    Jeannie: "Being with you"
    Henry: "That's nice"
    Cold Henry, just cold

    • @keeneddie1999
      @keeneddie1999 Před 2 lety +9

      Henry's emotionless reading of their advertisements are pretty funny.

    • @rustylee1836
      @rustylee1836 Před 2 lety +1

      Wonder why there was a cut right before she said that, what did she say first xD

    • @vanhattfield8292
      @vanhattfield8292 Před rokem +1

      He recognized her sarcasm...

    • @Andronicus87
      @Andronicus87 Před 2 měsíci +1

      IKR... I wonder how much they fight. They just recently got gypped out of 175k I feel bad for them.

  • @Novagunner
    @Novagunner Před 2 lety +77

    "Are you aware of your body structure?"
    "hey,hey be nice."
    Thats about as nice as ive ever heard someone call, some one fat.

    • @PoochieCollins
      @PoochieCollins Před 2 lety +10

      "Are you aware that you're walking on top of a car... when you weigh as much as one?"

    • @InservioLetum
      @InservioLetum Před 2 lety +1

      @@PoochieCollins ...or FOUR

  • @shubhambhardwaj1860
    @shubhambhardwaj1860 Před 2 lety +462

    Jeanie has just stopped correcting henry on "all fish are one species" and his "hedgehog porcupines". She can't even be bothered anymore and i relate.

    • @bloodandcarnage
      @bloodandcarnage Před 2 lety +6

      She is tired of pretending to be stupid for the sake of the videos.

    • @overtlybiased
      @overtlybiased Před 2 lety +11

      Honestly, if "all fish are one species" isn't the nail in the coffin I don't know what else could be

    • @dankertester
      @dankertester Před 2 lety +7

      Well even fish of the same species eat their babies, so his point pretty much still stands

    • @ShallowVA
      @ShallowVA Před 2 lety +5

      “It’s an animal.” was brilliant though. I mean, he wasn’t wrong!

    • @johnpatrick1647
      @johnpatrick1647 Před 2 lety +3

      @@dankertester There's even a type of shark, whites I think, that have twins everytime they get pregnant and one will always eat the other in the womb.
      It's their first meal.

  • @McHaven07
    @McHaven07 Před 2 lety +174

    damn, that banister chick was in real "help, stepbro, I'm stuck!" territory...

    • @TheLastCrow5150
      @TheLastCrow5150 Před 2 lety +5

      😆

    • @mrwomby5007
      @mrwomby5007 Před 2 lety +8

      Yeah, I was waiting for the stepbrother to appear as well.

    • @ghostbeetle2950
      @ghostbeetle2950 Před 2 lety +22

      Yeah, she was hot, too! What a missed opportunity.

    • @ishtara9470
      @ishtara9470 Před 2 lety +16

      Stepbro would do the right thing and just bend the pole with his chad strength

    • @SadPuppySoup
      @SadPuppySoup Před 2 lety

      I kept waiting for Henry to say that, he must be an imposter

  • @davidgiron3666
    @davidgiron3666 Před 2 lety +87

    "What's something you've never regretted"
    "Being with you"
    mah heart...mah soul...

    • @Kayessee
      @Kayessee Před 2 lety +4

      Adorable.

    • @Andronicus87
      @Andronicus87 Před 2 měsíci

      I know it was an ad but the way he responded to that was bit... harsh.

  • @Roberto-bf7us
    @Roberto-bf7us Před 2 lety +81

    "I have the bigger face Henry, lest you forget"
    Jeanie won, but at what cost?

  • @BrilluxLP
    @BrilluxLP Před 2 lety +1225

    So we are ignoring the fact that Henry called a hedgehog a porcupine and Jeannie didn't correct him?

  • @gc3953
    @gc3953 Před 2 lety +118

    1:46 How did Henry miss the opportunity to make a joke about step sis being stuck? SMH

    • @bebeKoRider
      @bebeKoRider Před 2 lety +8

      yeah..I was expecting and waiting for that too...hahahahahahaha

    • @EyMannMachHin
      @EyMannMachHin Před 2 lety +3

      He doesn't want to be demonetized... again.

    • @MoA-Reload...
      @MoA-Reload... Před 2 lety +3

      oh he probably did and it's on the cutting room floor as CZcams does now appreciate higher forms of humour😫
      I mean it's Henry guys, you really think he didn't?! 😂

  • @deficientprozac7036
    @deficientprozac7036 Před 2 lety +50

    “Adults are just babies in big bodies.” I have never herd a truer statement.

    • @ex0stasis72
      @ex0stasis72 Před 2 lety +2

      "I've never heard a truer truth that has ever been truthed." -- Asmongold

  • @SilverDungeoneer
    @SilverDungeoneer Před 2 lety +29

    Remember the bear song:
    If it's black fight back.
    If it's brown get down.
    If it's white goodnight.
    Black bears are really small and are easily intimidated. Make yourself look big and loud.
    Try to step up to a brown bear and they will put you in your place. If you run into a brown bear the best thing to do is lay on your stomach with your hands behind your neck. Play dead. This gives you the best chance because they don't typically scavenge. And if you think you can outrun and swim them remember:
    They can run at 35 mph (faster than Usain Bolt) and swim at about 6mph (faster than Michael Phelps).
    If you see a Polar Bear it's already too late because that thing is probably already trying to eat you as it could already smell you from about 20 miles away. They do actively eat humans. Because if you live where there's very little food and you can sometimes be forced to go days sometimes weeks without eating, you're eating anything you can. Can't run unless you are an Olympic runner, Polar bears can run at 25 mph, and even then you'll be slowed by the snow, which Polar bears aren't. Can't swim because they are made for swimming, especially in freezing water that can kill you in a few minutes if a human go in it. Nowhere to climb and if there is, that means you can't stop.
    The only advice I know of for a polar bear is that if you drop clothes and other things while running it MIGHT stop and sniff the clothes to see if it's food. Although that also means you could freeze to death if it's too cold so it's out depending on how cold it is.

    • @soundlessmelody7618
      @soundlessmelody7618 Před 2 lety +2

      What about pandas?
      Just asking

    • @n_core
      @n_core Před 2 lety +8

      @@soundlessmelody7618 Just give them snackos and take their children. 🤣

    • @TharzZzDunN
      @TharzZzDunN Před 2 lety

      I would think the better advice would be for your entire group to be armed in the event of bears, rather than relying on an animal never changing their behavior.

    • @freakymoejoe2
      @freakymoejoe2 Před 2 lety

      @@TharzZzDunN that is standard procedure for people living or working near polar bears

    • @SilverDungeoneer
      @SilverDungeoneer Před 2 lety +1

      @@TharzZzDunN Bears have a natural resistance to bullets. They have really dense fur and even if you get a good shot it, they arent stopping. If it takes the bear to bleed out in 15 minutes you still have to survive the 15 minutes. Don't forget in a panicked state anyone is a terrible shot and the bear is bobbing up and down and side to side. The best place to shoot os the Cerebral Spinal Network.

  • @iticklechickens
    @iticklechickens Před 2 lety +88

    I know its unintentional, but I love how the white light behind Jeannie makes her look angelic, and the more orangish lights behind Henry makes him seem more demonic. Like they are trying to show of the duality of there relationships and personalities.

    • @sanjeevkumarporia6883
      @sanjeevkumarporia6883 Před 2 lety +2

      The Yin Yang, the Angel and the Demon.

    • @TharzZzDunN
      @TharzZzDunN Před 2 lety +9

      @@sanjeevkumarporia6883 The Immersion and the Reality.

    • @thilyzh2619
      @thilyzh2619 Před 2 lety +5

      Yes... Yes. Unintentional... Definitely unintentional

    • @JarodMoonchild1975
      @JarodMoonchild1975 Před 2 lety

      *Their relationship. There = Their Relationships (plural) = Relationship (singular)

    • @vanhattfield8292
      @vanhattfield8292 Před rokem

      The lights should be reversed...

  • @woodrobin
    @woodrobin Před 2 lety +196

    14:11 -- Yeah, black bears are actually quite good at climbing trees, especially the juvenile ones. They're not the biggest predators in most of their range (brown bears and grizzly bears are bigger, and cougars will kill young black bears if they can get them, too), so the ability to shimmy up a tree trunk double-quick comes in handy.

    • @Astraeus..
      @Astraeus.. Před 2 lety

      Brown bears and grizzly bears are the same bears.....

    • @Bob5mith
      @Bob5mith Před 2 lety +11

      @@Astraeus.. Grizzly bears (Ursus arctos horribilis) are a subspecies of brown bears (Ursus arctos)

    • @UpperRobin29
      @UpperRobin29 Před 2 lety +3

      Ever heard of a Pizzly bear? fucking wild bro

    • @bloodandcarnage
      @bloodandcarnage Před 2 lety

      Honestly... Henry should at least fake like he knows some thing about something.

    • @Trijem
      @Trijem Před 2 lety

      @@Bob5mith so... (brown / grizzly) bears are not the same bear.

  • @justinrivera2873
    @justinrivera2873 Před 2 lety +4

    I now have a favorite Henry and Jeanie moment. *Henry tries to back Jeanie down until Jeanie snaps and says you wanna go?* lmao I love yall so much

  • @0Bonaparte
    @0Bonaparte Před 2 lety +27

    8:03 Mosh pits are more or less disorganized fight pits where you are not fighting anyone, you are fighting everyone and your only defense is swinging your arms and legs more wildly than everyone else in the hopes that it scares people away from being near you. This, unfortunately, also attracts most people in the mosh pit to you in order to out flail you.

    • @Indiana_Jesus
      @Indiana_Jesus Před 2 lety +2

      Some mosh pits. if you try that in a death metal pit like Cannibal Corpse, Amon Amarth or something you're going to be tripped and body checked alot maybe even get a very deliberate hard hit to the face.
      the phrase "no karate in the pit" has existed for a while in thrash metal and death metal groups.

    • @themplar
      @themplar Před 2 lety +8

      Crowdkillers in moshpits just need to get shot in the face. Been in plenty of moshpits never a loser swinging his arms hitting people. First time i was in a moshpit, some dude knocked me the fuck over, i think i didnt even make it to the floor before i was standing at the bar with a beer in my hand from the guy who knocked me over like a bowlingpin.

    • @bluesdealer
      @bluesdealer Před 2 lety

      There’s mosh pits but then there’s crowd killing. Fuck those guys

  • @donovanwilson840
    @donovanwilson840 Před 2 lety +152

    “People think we know s**t, but we don’t.”
    Panda queen 2021

    • @jeeppickupstudio
      @jeeppickupstudio Před 2 lety +1

      I like this comment, but it went to 70 likes instead of 69, so i unliked it

    • @Trijem
      @Trijem Před 2 lety

      @@jeeppickupstudio it now has 80 likes, so I unliked your comment to balance it up.

    • @ira233
      @ira233 Před 2 lety

      Good one Don

    • @jeeppickupstudio
      @jeeppickupstudio Před 2 lety

      @@Trijem fair enough

  • @Edge-mv3jw
    @Edge-mv3jw Před 2 lety +164

    Henry: what is something you don’t regret?
    Jeannie: Being with you.
    Me:😭😭😭😭😭

    • @a.s.2611
      @a.s.2611 Před 2 lety

      Come on guys 2 more likes 👍

    • @johns9652
      @johns9652 Před 2 lety +5

      So cute, so wholesome. The reason I started watching these guys in the first place back when the authorities said "2 weeks to flatten the curve". Back when I was watching global death tracker websites daily, and losing my mind. Back when, to be honest, I was drinking pretty damn heavy...because...why not? The world was ending.
      Back when I was still spraying Lysol on my mail, and going to the grocery store alone, telling everyone else to stay home, feeling a little bit like a hero/warrior... and then another MxR Plays vid would load, and I would feel a little more normal, and have a little more hope.
      Thanks guys, you rock. Just don't push Jeannie off a cliff, lol.

    • @nxla6836
      @nxla6836 Před 2 lety +4

      Henry: "That's nice....But you know what else you won't regret......"

    • @freakymoejoe2
      @freakymoejoe2 Před 2 lety +1

      "Thats nice, but we're shilling right now babe"

  • @mrhoneybadger5539
    @mrhoneybadger5539 Před 2 lety +43

    Henry: It's funny how bears are scared of smaller cats then them.
    Also Henry: **sees a spider, snake, bug** AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JEANNIE SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @lancehitt0548
      @lancehitt0548 Před 2 lety +5

      Feel like it’d be the other way around

    • @rustylee1836
      @rustylee1836 Před 2 lety

      Yeah no, I've seen Jeannie freak the hell out over crickets and spiders and need saved. Henry though? Nope.
      Jiri is clueless.

  • @straydogg1000
    @straydogg1000 Před 2 lety +19

    I say again, Jeannie needs to show flash cards of animals to Henry and he guesses what they are.

  • @suicidebattery1956
    @suicidebattery1956 Před 2 lety +43

    I am completely surprised they saw a woman with her head stuck in stair banisters and neither of them made a "I'm stuck step bro" joke unless there's an alternate edit of that section

  • @shadowarena
    @shadowarena Před 2 lety +38

    4:44, these new Tony Hawk specials are getting crazy. She almost landed the Clam Jam, just needed a little more air on it.

    • @Apollyon67
      @Apollyon67 Před 2 lety +2

      That made me laugh more than it should have. NGL Thanks

    • @Trijem
      @Trijem Před 2 lety +3

      Lmao. Rofl. I know I shouldn't... but i did. 🤭 Go for that Clam Jam again. You'll do it This time. 😁

    • @woteveruk1
      @woteveruk1 Před 2 lety +4

      ah yes the clam jam, the sister move of the ball buster XD

    • @shadowarena
      @shadowarena Před 2 lety

      @@woteveruk1 I mean, the THPS series does have a move called the Sack Tap, where the skater taps his crotch with the board, so it makes sense🤣

    • @woteveruk1
      @woteveruk1 Před 2 lety

      @@shadowarena i have no response to that except to laugh lmao

  • @notesmaker204
    @notesmaker204 Před 2 lety +26

    Henry: Jeannie, what is something that you have never regretted?
    Jeannie: being with you.
    Me who saw enough of their videos:
    Well yes, but actually no.

    • @JarodMoonchild1975
      @JarodMoonchild1975 Před 2 lety

      *Their videos, geez, why can't you people learn how to spell?!! And you clearly have Internet access, so you could look it up, even. But I guess I'm at fault, for thinking the audience of someone who calls a hedgehog a porcupine, is smart...
      (But the point is, these words have very different meanings, and are NOT interchangeable. And no, I'm not from an english speaking country myself, and that's why I'm so hung up on this, because with the Internet being a thing, there's really no excuse anymore these days.)

    • @notesmaker204
      @notesmaker204 Před 2 lety +2

      @@JarodMoonchild1975 sorry and thanks for pointing it out. It was a one time mistake. I don't like to use incorrect grammar.

  • @tofu0040
    @tofu0040 Před 2 lety +3

    I stopped watching this channel for a few months but, I'll try to watch these daily videos. These videos never fail to put a smile on my face. Thank you for making my day happier.

  • @kianvanzuydam2959
    @kianvanzuydam2959 Před 2 lety +35

    Jeannie :" being with you"
    Henry:" that's nice but.."

  • @mazharmadridi1812
    @mazharmadridi1812 Před 2 lety +29

    Damn the lighting in the corner feels so heavenly. Also that was a metal moshpit that's what they do in a metal concert .It looked like a local band maybe.

    • @SadPuppySoup
      @SadPuppySoup Před 2 lety

      I been in many a moshpit, and ER's because of them. Good times.

    • @zwenkwiel816
      @zwenkwiel816 Před 2 lety

      Nah mate just was just being a douchebag. Like theres barely even a pit and the hits seem way too intentional...

    • @Jantzku
      @Jantzku Před 2 lety

      There's rules in moshpit and that's just idiotism.

    • @mazharmadridi1812
      @mazharmadridi1812 Před 2 lety

      Nope i think this band was just starting it's music journey in metal because i have seen people even moshing on the stage. Because if this band was known and popular that guy with beer in his hand wouldn't be able to stand near the stage itself.

  • @terririnella4032
    @terririnella4032 Před 2 lety +18

    "revenge is mine sayeth the Cat god... you will be smieth from on high"
    they should seriously mocap some rhythmic gymnastics and switch their items into weapons... fantasy based rhythmic 1 vs 100 Dynasty Warriors style game with strong female protagonists and unlike most fighting games, all the movements are real and humanly possible

  • @mikevonsinister3489
    @mikevonsinister3489 Před 2 lety +23

    That mosh pitt "dance move" is called "throwin bo's." As in jubilantly throwing your elbows in random directions. Because Skyrim belongs to the Nords... And they love heavy metal....

    • @lelandgaunt9985
      @lelandgaunt9985 Před 2 lety +1

      I used to be an adventurer like you, until the Mojave made me wish for a nuclear winter.

    • @mikevonsinister3489
      @mikevonsinister3489 Před 2 lety +1

      I adventured like that myself. Then i took an arrow to the knee...

  • @iriestorm1508
    @iriestorm1508 Před 2 lety +86

    I swear, Henry's complete lack of knowledge about animals always surprises me.

    • @bloodandcarnage
      @bloodandcarnage Před 2 lety +4

      And the surprise should be...it isn't an act

    • @xxXXRAPXXxx
      @xxXXRAPXXxx Před 2 lety +4

      Well that and his gayalien skull lets me to belive he is a reptilian from otter space.

    • @Kayessee
      @Kayessee Před 2 lety +2

      @@xxXXRAPXXxx an internet raised kid knows an enormous amount of random and no knowledge about actual life outside of the house/apartment/mansion/shanty/ home. I watch because it reminds me to go outside.

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie Před 2 lety

      @@Kayessee The outdoors this time a year is pretty! -Me every day of the year. At least the trees aren't as daft.

    • @MrBiggles53
      @MrBiggles53 Před 2 lety

      I find oth3rs’ limitations inspiring. Imagin3 what I could accomplish!

  • @liminal79
    @liminal79 Před 2 lety +48

    Henry needs to watch bears tear up trees in no seconds flat. Lot of hunter with bear in tree videos to watch.

  • @akshhat
    @akshhat Před 2 lety +18

    "Fish" aren't just 1 species. They're a whole class of vertebrates. There's as much phyletic difference between a Tuna and a Pomfret as is between a human and, say, a deer (if not more). So no, fish don't eat their own species. Just like humans eat lambs, a fish from one species eats a fish from another.

    • @alwaysdisputin9930
      @alwaysdisputin9930 Před 2 lety

      It sounds like cannibalism to me.

    • @akshhat
      @akshhat Před 2 lety +1

      @@alwaysdisputin9930 how? i might get woooshed here, but it's literally the opposite of cannibalism. they're not eating their own species.

    • @bloodydove5718
      @bloodydove5718 Před 2 lety +2

      i mean, there are a lot of fish that Do eat their own species though. Though at the same time cannibalism isnt exactly rare in the animal kingdom

  • @shadowjin1018
    @shadowjin1018 Před 2 lety +2

    Here's one thing I don't regret, watching these two every single day

  • @hakushiro9910
    @hakushiro9910 Před 2 lety +10

    I was absent for many moons but now im back and delighted at the fact theres still the same "dig a tunnel" ending

  • @BlackHoleForge
    @BlackHoleForge Před 2 lety +47

    Hey your guys intros are getting better. And you're Segways to your sponsor or getting much smoother. Keep up the good work

    • @SonOfMuta
      @SonOfMuta Před 2 lety

      You think that that was smooth?

    • @BattleSpew
      @BattleSpew Před 2 lety +7

      *segues. Segways are those self-balancing motorized 2-wheel scooter things.

    • @Kugisaki2x
      @Kugisaki2x Před 2 lety

      You want smooth segways into sponsors, then watch dylan is in trouble. Guy is hilarious

    • @alwaysdisputin9930
      @alwaysdisputin9930 Před 2 lety

      @@BattleSpew I refuse to spell segway that way

    • @BattleSpew
      @BattleSpew Před 2 lety

      @@alwaysdisputin9930 Verrah wehl, ewe anglesh-tahp khiniggit!

  • @cassandragidney7682
    @cassandragidney7682 Před 2 lety +3

    Floor cake. Joey walks up, pulls a spoon out of his jacket pocket, "What are we eating?"

  • @Narcomoeba1
    @Narcomoeba1 Před 2 lety +9

    Its not surprising how bears can get scared despite their size. Just imagine most of us humans at the sight of a cockroach, especially roaches that can fly. :O

    • @thejokers10
      @thejokers10 Před 2 lety +1

      Good god not the flying roaches... Stuff of nightmares. Only insect I wouldn't mind going extinct.

    • @tommj4365
      @tommj4365 Před 2 lety

      It was cub, a very young baby bear, not much bigger than a typical cat

  • @Chris-pd8rh
    @Chris-pd8rh Před 2 lety +8

    1:38 perfect scene for "help step brother, I'm stuck"

  • @joek1630
    @joek1630 Před 2 lety +4

    I've never seen so much light in a mxr video

  • @chloemassie4876
    @chloemassie4876 Před 2 lety +1

    This one had me rolling so hard I almost passed out from lack of oxygen! 🤣🤣 Nice work fam!

  • @_gaymerman_2384
    @_gaymerman_2384 Před 2 lety +1

    First time seeing sun light in their new room . Still haven't house tour yet, excited for it.

  • @lasarith2
    @lasarith2 Před 2 lety +6

    7:02 a neodymium magnet that size will attract anything magnetic from approximately 8-12” or more .

  • @alphasoldier5663
    @alphasoldier5663 Před 2 lety +14

    Never thought the day would come when henry stopped simping for jeannie

  • @j.c1650
    @j.c1650 Před 2 lety

    I been subscribed it's my favorite chanel I wish I could see a new episode every day but I also understand how hard and lengthy it is on you to edit one episode

  • @acidraindrops27
    @acidraindrops27 Před 2 lety +2

    "Step brother I'm stuck in the banister" has always been one of my favorite videos

  • @sunshineflower2286
    @sunshineflower2286 Před 2 lety +4

    Those lightings in the background almost look like we're filming in day

  • @killeghost8981
    @killeghost8981 Před 2 lety +11

    Minute 11:24 was kind of cute and even more when Jeannie takes charge

    • @ctakitimu
      @ctakitimu Před 2 lety

      She'd also make a surprisingly good villain in a campy movie

  • @spartanical
    @spartanical Před 2 lety +1

    this was the cleanest (wholesome) ending to a MxR Plays video I've ever seen.

  • @loganbadger5425
    @loganbadger5425 Před rokem

    This is the best video ever because the first thing out of Jeannie was the most wholesome thing in the world

  • @subtlename2873
    @subtlename2873 Před 2 lety +7

    11:34 lmao
    "I have the bigger face Henry, lest you forget" 😂

  • @framerate3x3
    @framerate3x3 Před 2 lety +14

    Legends foretold that when you're this early, you get a nod from the god king and queen themselves.

  • @michaelc.brownsr4680
    @michaelc.brownsr4680 Před 2 lety

    1:57 this is the reason why the spindles are spaced farther apart from each other now!
    Back in the older days of house building, the spindles on a handrail we're not spaced far enough away from each other!

  • @TheGokenshi
    @TheGokenshi Před 2 lety +2

    This content was on fire! I haven't laughed this hard in months. Double S Tier Content 👌🏾

  • @marcelloramazzini5402
    @marcelloramazzini5402 Před 2 lety +4

    I was getting worried that there was no video yet, how would I lunche without today´s fresh mxr´s video?😋I´m happy to see u guys

  • @doctorlovera
    @doctorlovera Před 2 lety +12

    15:47 Jeannie laughing at someone's tragedy and henry being considerate and compasionate....
    Who are you and what did you do to Henry and Jeannie?
    😅😅

    • @TharzZzDunN
      @TharzZzDunN Před 2 lety

      Maybe all the sunlight gets the fans mirror universe MXR.

  • @funeraltortoise
    @funeraltortoise Před 2 lety +3

    I live how Jeannie's side looks so angelic and Henry's looks like he is the king if hell and sloots

  • @jaylightingstrike1560
    @jaylightingstrike1560 Před 2 lety

    It's weird to see the room all light up, but it cool cuz it brings happy vibes you know. The one thing I do regret is not Discover the channel when I was 8 years old.

  • @jimmy75256
    @jimmy75256 Před 2 lety +12

    9:20 and here we see the Lord once again mistake one animal for another. It is a hedgehog not a porcupine

  • @user-bc5hn2kw1n
    @user-bc5hn2kw1n Před 2 lety +7

    "the porcupine" got me 😂😂😂😂

  • @bloodycee69
    @bloodycee69 Před 2 lety +6

    Your wish is my command Henry, "I wish I was that skateboard so bad."

    • @Jan_Scrim
      @Jan_Scrim Před 2 lety

      i was thinking about doing the same, thank you sir for making that sacrefice.

  • @ex0stasis72
    @ex0stasis72 Před 2 lety +1

    Even when Henry is trying to be serious for an ad, I can't help but be borderline laughing at a potential upcoming joke at any moment.

  • @woodrobin
    @woodrobin Před 2 lety +9

    Anti-beer grandmother: I'd bet it's an IPA -- they are objectively bitter. India Pale Ale had extra hops so it wouldn't go bad being shipped all the way from Britain to India, and hops are very bitter.

    • @Outrider85
      @Outrider85 Před 2 lety +4

      Or, you know, it's beer, and beer is disgusting fermented rotting plant water.

    • @Astraeus..
      @Astraeus.. Před 2 lety +1

      @@Outrider85 Fermentation and rot are incompatible processes. People mistakenly equate them when they are fundamentally different.

    • @ianhelyar6383
      @ianhelyar6383 Před 2 lety

      I have a friend who thinks he's a beer aficionado. He always gets me to try that crap. Nah, I'll have a Bud light, thanks

    • @deathshaker0026
      @deathshaker0026 Před 2 lety

      I guess grandmother likes vodka!

    • @Outrider85
      @Outrider85 Před 2 lety

      @@Astraeus.. Fair enough. Still disgusting either way imo.

  • @iceman34
    @iceman34 Před 2 lety +10

    That cake likely had reigniting gag ( pun not intended but yeah why not intended) candles.

    • @TharzZzDunN
      @TharzZzDunN Před 2 lety

      Always hated those, it was funny the first time back in 1983.
      Now I worry about the toxic garbage burning inside an enclosed space around children.

  • @d2genx
    @d2genx Před 2 lety +1

    11:29 Jeannie is a really nice and sweet person which is why you survived Henry. :D

  • @1thomaja
    @1thomaja Před 2 lety +2

    14:24 that looks like a black bear. We get a lot of them in Southern New England. They are small and very timid. I have them in my yard all the time and all I have to do is speak and they run away. Been doing that for 50 years. Never had any problems.

  • @variousglorious7600
    @variousglorious7600 Před 2 lety +12

    Jeannie, what’s something that you’ve never regretted?
    Jeannie: being with you!
    Henry: that’s nice, but look at this add!

  • @sunshineflower2286
    @sunshineflower2286 Před 2 lety +3

    1:41 the hell she got stuck between something smaller than her head, cat mode was probably activated and deactivated suprisinling

  • @josephcrowe2908
    @josephcrowe2908 Před 2 lety

    You just iced that heartfelt compliment with a promo.
    Heartless

  • @arcadistorias3202
    @arcadistorias3202 Před 2 lety

    This one was so good though. The magnetic base one and the punch definitely made me burst out laughing.

  • @THAMNOS
    @THAMNOS Před 2 lety +8

    7:57 - You DEFINITELLY never went to a metal/hardcore concert. Mosh Pits on those is not a dance, it's a frantic punching and kicking in every direction. The more brutal band plays, the more painful the moshpits are, and the more casualties are on those shows. This is just what happens on those gigs :p

    • @DeadlyRivfader
      @DeadlyRivfader Před 2 lety +1

      Gonna fix your comment, no need to thank me ;)
      "You DEFINITELLY never went to a hardcore concert. Karate Pits on those is not a dance, it's a frantic punching and kicking in every direction. The more brutal band plays, the more painful the karatepits are, and the more casualties are on those shows. This is just what happens on those gigs"
      No karate in the moshpit.

    • @THAMNOS
      @THAMNOS Před 2 lety

      ​@@DeadlyRivfader What? :v There's no such thing as 'Karate Pit'. Moshing IS a kind of a violent 'dance'. I'll give you that using limbs is rare on metal gigs, but it does happen very often on the more Hardcore shows. You can read on it online. This is just one of the types of moshing that happens mostly on Hardcore gigs.
      Here's a quote from Wikipedia:
      'Hardcore dancing is a term that covers multiple style of moshing including windmilling, two stepping, floorpunching, picking up pennies, axehandling and bucking wheelbarrowing. The practice began in New York city in the 1980s'

    • @graysonb_designs
      @graysonb_designs Před 2 lety

      @@THAMNOS Dude. You realize it was a joke they were making, in reference to how violent that shit is, right?

    • @THAMNOS
      @THAMNOS Před 2 lety

      @@graysonb_designs I know they were joking about the situation, but they seemed to not actually understand what's Moshing is all about, so I decided to clarify in my comment :) The whole 'punch punch run' is actually what happens in those places, so technically it is a 'dance move' ;)

  • @andrewkirby6457
    @andrewkirby6457 Před 2 lety +3

    As someone who is in the healthcare field, I’ve been at that point where I would’ve eaten a cake off the ground if I had bought it after an awful shift.

  • @theludonarrian
    @theludonarrian Před 2 lety +2

    5:10 the mule kick is the technique used by the fire department because trying to kick a door down how you see it in most shows can, and likely will, dislocate your hip. There's special training those actors go through so they do it safely.

  • @ace24680
    @ace24680 Před 2 lety

    the final ones hurt so much to me because imagine they have such perfect control of their bodies but because of the outside object miscalculation by an inch causes them to fail dang.

  • @mythwatch2844
    @mythwatch2844 Před 2 lety +6

    9:20 yes a porcupine. Good job Henry

  • @Turteng
    @Turteng Před 2 lety +3

    I still prefer when the windows can show the dark night outside, such a cool background

  • @steelshanks1265
    @steelshanks1265 Před 2 lety +2

    That looked like a great Beer... Also, Oldest Written Document in human history is a recipe for Beer...

  • @arthurwhoo
    @arthurwhoo Před 2 lety

    The setup is just getting better every video

  • @musicaluprising924
    @musicaluprising924 Před 2 lety +4

    Henry, if that was a porcupine, then that cat wouldn’t be doing too great right now

  • @RamDragon32
    @RamDragon32 Před 2 lety +3

    As a grown-up man who has had his head caught in a banister as a full-grown adult, might I suggest that a simple trip is the most likely cause for getting one's head caught? Those thin spindle-style rails are a lot more flexible than people think.

    • @ghostbeetle2950
      @ghostbeetle2950 Před 2 lety +1

      Mwah-ha-ha-ha! What?! Oh, no! I'm not laughing AT you, just with you, bro!;)
      But all seriousness aside, what we REALLY want to know is...do you have a stepsister?

    • @EyMannMachHin
      @EyMannMachHin Před 2 lety

      I always wondered myself... I mean, you got your head through there, you should be able to pull it out there. Just don't panic.

    • @MediumRareOpinions
      @MediumRareOpinions Před 2 lety +1

      @@EyMannMachHin skull shape tends to make it a little harder to force the banisters apart pulling out, feel behind your ear and you'll notice a step or ridge. Pressure there hurts quite a bit so pulling your head out brute force takes a will to overcome that pain.

    • @EyMannMachHin
      @EyMannMachHin Před 2 lety

      @@MediumRareOpinions Yeah, having a jaw to knock rocks with might be an issue ... but hey, you could knock rocks with it, no challenge for a wooden bannister ;)

  • @magviin8896
    @magviin8896 Před 2 lety

    That lighting is great

  • @868based
    @868based Před 2 lety

    That's nice.
    I felt that. I feel this everyday.

  • @ipodjulator
    @ipodjulator Před 2 lety +4

    You can unscrew the spindles on most banisters, there is a captive screw in the floor for those type

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 Před 2 lety

      Conversely, I have never seen a wood spindle be secured by anything but pegs, or a peg on the bottom and nails to the rail.
      Every time I have had to replace a spindle, it has been this way.

    • @ipodjulator
      @ipodjulator Před 2 lety

      @@MonkeyJedi99 ahhh yes rather I should say when the spindles are set on carpet they use the captive screw method, I bet if it's trimmed in or like on hardwood it's a different situation

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 Před 2 lety

      @@ipodjulator I'm not disagreeing with you. I am only able to relate my experience in the topic.

  • @crackpapa_
    @crackpapa_ Před 2 lety +3

    2:33 bro... If all fish were the same species then it would mean that all mammals would also be the same species or all birds or all reptiles or amphibians

  • @trutrek913
    @trutrek913 Před 2 lety

    "Are you aware of your body structure?", that was the funniest statement. I laughed hard on that one, awesome!

  • @corro202
    @corro202 Před 2 lety

    Great video.

  • @kadecoleman4104
    @kadecoleman4104 Před 2 lety +5

    Actually donkeys kicks are always the way to go to get through doors like that. I know from the personal experience that I definitely do not have whatsoever.

    • @TharzZzDunN
      @TharzZzDunN Před 2 lety

      With cheap residential locks you could pop that easier with 3 or 4 shims/screwdrivers/wedges and it wouldn't break the frame.

  • @drathscion
    @drathscion Před 2 lety +36

    So, are we going to ignore the fact that Henry thinks fish is a species and they are all cannibals? This is the same level of wrong when people see a parrot or hawk eating chicken and think its cannibalism.

    • @Kayessee
      @Kayessee Před 2 lety +1

      It's like a mandrill eating any other monkey. Nature is scary. Mandrill monkeys eat other monkeys and so do baboons. Soo many birds eat other birds. Henry is just associating the animal kingdom to real life. Humans other mammals. If you down the genetic line; we are all cannibals.

    • @christophewells3918
      @christophewells3918 Před 2 lety

      xD

    • @molybdaen11
      @molybdaen11 Před 2 lety

      Humans eat pigs too despite being much closer related then this fishes.

  • @doesntmatter1028
    @doesntmatter1028 Před 2 lety +1

    14:15 Seriously Henry? You didn't know that bears can climb trees? I'm surprised you even knew it was a bear.

  • @joshuamohr2510
    @joshuamohr2510 Před 2 lety +1

    “Oh its a bull…” says henry. FINALLY He got one! Yesssss!

  • @barbarakiewe4917
    @barbarakiewe4917 Před 2 lety +3

    7:06 Henry: It's a .... (oh folk it)... an animal (ha not wrong this time).

  • @phatpigeonii
    @phatpigeonii Před 2 lety +5

    Clearly that grandma at the beginning was trying her first IPA. Her reaction was the most appropriate and correct reaction possible on tasting an IPA.

    • @tomaszwota1465
      @tomaszwota1465 Před 2 lety

      haha, that's... not untrue! :D I don't much like IPA either, but craft beer is so much more than just IPA.

    • @phatpigeonii
      @phatpigeonii Před 2 lety

      @@tomaszwota1465 That's why I specified IPA. There's a lot of good craft beer. On the other hand a disturbingly high percentage of craft beer is IPA, which is damn near undrinkable. IPA was meant to age for 3 months in large casks at room temperature on the sea voyage from the UK to India. Using a similar recipe without that aging leads to undrinkable piss.

  • @NiroIkazuchi1
    @NiroIkazuchi1 Před 2 lety

    video starts, 1 sec into video "is that sunlight? are they recording during the day?" 😂😂

  • @aivar4122
    @aivar4122 Před 2 lety +1

    The panda queen, and The Lord Immersion grace us with another video.

  • @Malohta
    @Malohta Před 2 lety +5

    13:03 I know someone is making a sound byte of Panda Queen's heavy breathing for... perfectly normal... reasons... yes.

  • @denlara3882
    @denlara3882 Před 2 lety +8

    a lot of these didn't feel so much 'instant regret' as 'people overacting badly'

  • @GlyphxAstraea
    @GlyphxAstraea Před 2 lety

    As an Alaskan who's been fourwheeling through swamp and muskeg, every fiber of my being was trying to tell that man to not step in that

  • @melroy36
    @melroy36 Před 2 lety

    Let’s get that 2 million 🔥🔥