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  • IT'S TIME FOR SOME BOOKSHELF ROASTING!
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Komentáře • 402

  • @DanielGreeneReviews
    @DanielGreeneReviews  Před rokem +70

    Special thank you to todays start up sponsor, snatch.sh!

    • @rainbowsprinklez
      @rainbowsprinklez Před rokem

      People getting butthurt over you roasting them is silly. You CLEARLY roast with love.

    • @katemccrea6963
      @katemccrea6963 Před rokem

      I'm so bummed I missed the call out. I follow you on twitter but never saw it. And your roasts are actually some of the nicer ones.

    • @tonyimperial5323
      @tonyimperial5323 Před rokem

      Hey Mr. Greene, I'm going over seas. Gonna knock out alot of reading while I'm away. But I also do woodworking and when I get back I wanna make a bookshelf for my wife. What design features and aesthetics go well with fantasy books.
      Also I'm on book 2 of the Dresden files and love them series so far. Thank you for your videos they have revamped my love for reading, I even started reading to my kids more. Bfg was a favorite of mine that my grandfather read to me when I was little and my kids love it and were on the hobbit right now.

    • @CorprealFale
      @CorprealFale Před rokem

      Adventure-Crime sounded like a fun category!

    • @dinocollins720
      @dinocollins720 Před rokem +1

      The shelf with the wedding picture on the bottom shelf in the shadow is right by "Faithful and the Fallen." I hope that's not an omen for their marriage haha

  • @aaronharvey5625
    @aaronharvey5625 Před rokem +1915

    I’m not offended that you roast bookshelves. I’m offended that you didn’t break into my house take photos and roast MY bookshelves.

    • @ICircuit64
      @ICircuit64 Před rokem +45

      This comment is much funnier after watching 30 seconds of the video

    • @butternuggets868
      @butternuggets868 Před rokem +5

      Me too! I would appreciate the effort 😂

    • @HeitorOliveiraJ
      @HeitorOliveiraJ Před rokem +2

      Me too, still waiting for Daniel do roast my bookshelves

    • @aaronharvey5625
      @aaronharvey5625 Před rokem +11

      @@HeitorOliveiraJ I just want Daniel to break into my house. If I set a trap and catch a Goblin I may be able to get a ton of Gold.

    • @erikaeriksson9840
      @erikaeriksson9840 Před rokem

      YES!!!! Hahaha 😂

  • @retroverdrive
    @retroverdrive Před rokem +1030

    I literally can't put anything on any shelf anymore without wondering what Daniel might say.

    • @angelaholmes8888
      @angelaholmes8888 Před rokem +8

      Yeah I feel the same way

    • @bubbus5183
      @bubbus5183 Před rokem +5

      the panopticon of bookshelf organizing, aka Daniel Greene

    • @daniellamore4875
      @daniellamore4875 Před rokem

      honestly same

    • @climbingstill9503
      @climbingstill9503 Před rokem +1

      True - he once roasted me and since I moved and have a new space and new shelves, I’m so conscious of double stacking and vibes and never look at funko pops the same

  • @IvoryJonsson
    @IvoryJonsson Před rokem +952

    Whenever I look at my bookshelf, I get the weird feeling that Daniel is judging my cable management

  • @savannah4439
    @savannah4439 Před rokem +280

    Daniel: “I don’t wanna roast book collections”
    Daniel a single clip later: “look at that meager manga collection smh”

  • @batros2981
    @batros2981 Před rokem +421

    You know how people get milder with age? Not Shelf-roast Daniel, he just gets more savage.

    • @DanielGreeneReviews
      @DanielGreeneReviews  Před rokem +160

      People keep commenting I’m too nice. So now imma let you know you’re insignificant in the grand scope of the universe.

    • @billyalarie929
      @billyalarie929 Před rokem

      People: “You’re quite easy on your submissions, maybe bring it forward just a tad”
      Daniel: “you should’ve been a cum stain”

    • @8Makes1
      @8Makes1 Před rokem +2

      @@DanielGreeneReviews 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dracosfire7247
      @dracosfire7247 Před rokem +8

      Cheese gets sharper with age

    • @markushoch1171
      @markushoch1171 Před rokem +3

      @@DanielGreeneReviews Optimistic nihilism means that you're right, but I'm good with it.

  • @Glokta4
    @Glokta4 Před rokem +236

    Seeing Daniel's love for pets makes me want to take a picture of my kindle surrounded by pets, then submit it.

  • @XavierRD
    @XavierRD Před rokem +237

    My favorite part about this series is how visibly uncomfortable Daniel is insulting randos. I thought we'd seen the last of Bookshelf Roast, I'm glad we haven't.

  • @novengeance8119
    @novengeance8119 Před rokem +75

    Now I'm just imagining a goblin who breaks into your house and yells at you about your bookshelves.

  • @TheSandreth
    @TheSandreth Před rokem +199

    I just appreciate everyone taking the hits. My shelves, desk and everything are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay worse. The absolute bottom tier is what I aspire to one day be.

    • @KH-us3rv
      @KH-us3rv Před rokem +2

      I, too, wish to be roasted. But I also am embarrassed of how little of the books I have are ones that are mine and am proud to share now. I'd just get a cool set up of floor to ceiling shelves filled with old encyclopedias, half a Nancy Drew collection, a lot of books that belonged to my parents or school, and THEN my collection. Don't be afraid of the setup. Be PROUD of what's YOURS! :)

    • @meikusje
      @meikusje Před rokem +1

      My shelves are there to hold books, I never even considered that I could make them look good until I came across these videos 😂 I don't think they would get a pass grade.

    • @xTwilightWolvesx
      @xTwilightWolvesx Před rokem

      Yeah, me too. I don’t even have a shelf, and even when I did a lot of the books I have (mainly my academic/non-fiction books) are sized so weirdly they didn’t even fit properly. I even had one jut out of the shelf awkwardly 🤢

  • @kevy293
    @kevy293 Před rokem +122

    I’m so excited a got an A- all thanks to my disco ball 😂😂😂 to be fair the painting and a bunch of the knickknacks were passed down to me by my late grandparents and I only have so much space so everything kinda had to be there, but eventually I’ll have my own place to spread it all out

  • @fernandaparraguirre5237
    @fernandaparraguirre5237 Před rokem +73

    ah, the struggle of wanting to get my bookshelf roasted but not wanting to actually have to make a twitter account when i've avoided it for so long

    • @Bookdragon11
      @Bookdragon11 Před rokem +3

      I feel you, I too struggle with that decision!

    • @one_smol_duck
      @one_smol_duck Před rokem +3

      Same tho. I'm tempted to create a burner account on The Hellsite™ just for situations like this lol.

  • @megnanimous.
    @megnanimous. Před rokem +57

    Everytime I watch one of these I feel ashamed of my bookshelves, get motivated to organize them for 2.8 seconds and then go back to watching CZcams and ignore them until the next time Daniel roasts bookshelves.

  • @vyrtilanyrwen3071
    @vyrtilanyrwen3071 Před rokem +11

    “Oh, no. That means you’re so alone you know these chairs won’t be used.”
    Destruction 100

  • @laindarko3591
    @laindarko3591 Před rokem +21

    Still debating whether to make a Twitter account JUST so I can let a stranger on the internet judge my bookshelf for a CZcams video.

  • @Sivaar108
    @Sivaar108 Před rokem +22

    The set of books with the smiley face on the spines is the Bill Hodges trilogy by Stephen King. "Mr Mercedes," "Finders Keepers," and "End of Watch"
    Edit: I see now that this was not needed, lol

  • @rachelbronson5749
    @rachelbronson5749 Před rokem +58

    I hope you continue to still do these cause I’ve always wanted to be roasted lol

  • @aleselene
    @aleselene Před rokem +33

    These bookshelf roastings might seam repetitive but I always enjoy them a lot!

  • @Xandycane
    @Xandycane Před rokem +40

    As someone who doesn't care if a book is indie or not, I want to say, it's not supporting the indie community. It's the indie community has awesome books that must be read and displayed. 🙂
    Edit to say, the bed bookshelf was sweet and awesome but as someone from California, my only thought was death by books while sleeping. Not really a bad way to go, but...

    • @katiewright3309
      @katiewright3309 Před rokem +12

      Your comment reminds me of the book series called Ascendance of a Bookworm. The main character, who lives in Japan, in the first chapter gets killed by her books falling on her in an earthquake. She also dies right after getting her dream job as a librarian and is reincarnated into a medieval fantasy world where books aren't easily accessible unless you are super rich.

    • @Xandycane
      @Xandycane Před rokem +1

      @@katiewright3309 it makes sense that people in Japan would understand my fear! 😁

    • @oliviawa1000
      @oliviawa1000 Před rokem +2

      Oh my god I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that when looking at the bed bookshelf lol

  • @aikawarazuchan5947
    @aikawarazuchan5947 Před rokem +10

    I lost a huge amount of books to water damage when I had to move and the garage they were stored in collapsed during a storm. So I've been too intimidated to rebuild the collection, as I still don't have much space. But daaaang this gave me the itch to start replacing some series. I miss my library aesthetic!

  • @lebin7802
    @lebin7802 Před rokem +24

    After my horrendous exam this just put me in a better mood

  • @MKTraxel
    @MKTraxel Před rokem +48

    Gosh I love these. Daniel, cracking yourself up with these is just great to watch. The giggles are such a serotonin hit. Thanks!

  • @billyalarie929
    @billyalarie929 Před rokem +11

    11:52 that person is probably incredibly nice and thoughtful in really great ways. I bet they’re everybody’s friend that listens to their problems.

  • @jossecoupe446
    @jossecoupe446 Před rokem +65

    Considering how I've seen you treat your paperbacks I was afraid you were actually going to burn some of your books for a meme lol. Thank god you are simply roasting people's interior design skills.

  • @airsicklowlander7756
    @airsicklowlander7756 Před rokem +4

    I love how all the dogs look like they’re starring directly at some kind of treat

  • @joyrowancasey788
    @joyrowancasey788 Před rokem +10

    Daniel getting extremely excited for any and all pets in these photos gives me enough serotonin to cure my depression for like a hot minute

  • @jeanineruggeri4573
    @jeanineruggeri4573 Před rokem +12

    It’s so inspiring to see the bookshelves. Motivates me to get control of all my books everywhere!!

  • @libbykenilworth4253
    @libbykenilworth4253 Před rokem +6

    16:16 ah yes the illustrated edition of the Lightning Thief from little known indie author Rick Riordan

  • @deannascorner8112
    @deannascorner8112 Před rokem +1

    Omg that whiteboard under the monitors I love that idea as someone who sometimes wants to make some notes but not keep them forever - I need it one!

  • @GinnyFan765
    @GinnyFan765 Před rokem

    So happy to see another bookshelf roast! I was worried this series was done. Sadly I missed the time to submit my own, but hopefully I’ll catch your post next time! (I don’t use Twitter very much 😅)

  • @brendanhart517
    @brendanhart517 Před rokem

    The camera frame you had moving around all over the place is awesome great use for highlighting
    Some of these roasts were brutal and inventive and fun

  • @ZephramFoster
    @ZephramFoster Před rokem +3

    Love this one, I feel like it's much more brutal than the other roasts and it's fantastic. This vid made me laugh out loud multiple times, good job Daniel

  • @tashawilliams7229
    @tashawilliams7229 Před rokem +5

    I love this series it makes me laugh everytime I watch it, and gives me ideas on what I want to do with my own shelves. I am in that phase of "I want all of them". Just moved away from my favorite bookstore (Hard covers for $1.50!) to a place that only has barnes and noble and I am sad now D,:

  • @BlackKraya
    @BlackKraya Před rokem +3

    It's so nice to see the variety (and the people just showing off the occasional weird shelf) in this series.

  • @robtrnka1989
    @robtrnka1989 Před rokem +3

    Always love the roasts, so many amazing shelves out there.
    But you may want to censor image at 9: 56. Reflection in poster

  • @jaiskoglind5762
    @jaiskoglind5762 Před rokem +1

    11:45 Thats my shelf!! It's actually a closet though!-not a doorway! It's very shallow and all that's in there is my dresser. Thanks for the roast!

  • @xepfeon
    @xepfeon Před rokem +2

    I love these bookshelf toasts. It's both inspirational and horrifying at the same time. I watched them all loads of times

  • @A77ick
    @A77ick Před rokem +2

    12:00 you gave an A to someone with Funko-Pops.......You Gave an A.... to someone with....... FUNKO POPS!!!!!

  • @kennyclips658
    @kennyclips658 Před rokem +1

    That sponsor is honestly so cool. Thank you for putting snatch on my radar desheveled goblin!

  • @mattsully5332
    @mattsully5332 Před rokem

    It seemed like you really had fun with this one!
    One of these times, I've really got to send in pics of my bookshelves...

  • @numrut96
    @numrut96 Před rokem +6

    WAIT... WTF IS THAT REFLECTION AT 9:59

    • @eX13Eugene
      @eX13Eugene Před rokem

      I see nothing wrong there 😅

    • @numrut96
      @numrut96 Před rokem

      @@eX13Eugene the man of culture

  • @emu816841
    @emu816841 Před rokem

    I always love these and hope one day I'll have a proper shelf, not only for my poor books who've been devoid of a final home for a long time, but to also offer up on a platter for roasting. :D

  • @TheShadesofOrange
    @TheShadesofOrange Před rokem +1

    Thanks for roasting my Cupboard! Yes I'm voracious reader with no sense of anesthetics 😄

  • @sgtspazz4321
    @sgtspazz4321 Před rokem

    Hehehe that was a fun video Mr. Greene. Reading you first novella, so far so good.

  • @halimamuslimah
    @halimamuslimah Před rokem

    I absolutely love these! Lots of fun.

  • @DarthPerc
    @DarthPerc Před rokem

    Definitely need more of these. You pulled no punches 😂😂

  • @meikusje
    @meikusje Před rokem

    Your outro music always makes me think of Stray, is there a name for that kind of music? I actually got the Stray soundtrack because I liked it so much, and I'm always bopping my head to your outro 😂

  • @tiffanyochoa8621
    @tiffanyochoa8621 Před rokem +1

    the bookshelf roasts are amazing-an idea though what about guessing about the reader or what type of reader/person they are based on their books

  • @alexm-e4910
    @alexm-e4910 Před rokem +3

    At the end of the year, you should do a 2022 hall of fame and infamy for bookshelves

  • @BWinced
    @BWinced Před rokem +1

    Love the bar-bookshelf concept, along with the Ashandarei! I'd love to know where those shelves came from, if not custom built.

    • @BFOmega
      @BFOmega Před rokem

      They're just creatively used Ikea Kallax shelves bolted together!

  • @Yondi1000
    @Yondi1000 Před rokem +2

    I have been crafting my bookshelf for the last couple months for you to roast. But I missed your tweet! Hopefully you do another one soon cause I need to be roasted. 😂

  • @isacami25
    @isacami25 Před rokem

    my poor bookshelf has to share with the papers i have to read for my phD, along with the notebooks. i hope once i get the space to re-organize you are still doing this so i can send it 🤭

  • @samueladam8725
    @samueladam8725 Před rokem +2

    I think it would be pretty cool if you did a video where other booktubers roasted your shelves. You’re looking high and mighty up there Mr. Goblin man

  • @TheCroBrosChannel
    @TheCroBrosChannel Před rokem +3

    Me feeling super called out because I am one of those people currently in the “I want ALL OF THEM” book buying phase :/

  • @kristina4492
    @kristina4492 Před rokem

    Love these! Maybe one day I will share mine but my books are in glass cabinets so I know you would not approve

  • @Schokishake
    @Schokishake Před rokem +1

    The toilet paper roll next to the computer at 15:25 - I see what you‘re doing there!

  • @platonist21
    @platonist21 Před rokem

    omg we have the same keyboard! I love it! may I recommend going to drop and getting a lotr keycap as well

  • @stardroplet9499
    @stardroplet9499 Před rokem +2

    Thank you for still doing these occasionally Daniel 😊 👍

  • @Earendilgrey
    @Earendilgrey Před rokem +1

    I always miss my chance to send my shelves, but I appreciate them as it reminds me to clean/dust my shelves. Also that sponsor reminds me of the Round Robin fanfics we used to do back in the day.

  • @jkeough27
    @jkeough27 Před rokem

    I'm moving soon and planning on buying a new bookshelf. Just this morning I thought "Once I do I should post on one of those Bookshelf Roasting videos Daniel does. Wait, does he even do those anymore?" and then I got the notification for this video lol.

  • @josefinacasablanca9143

    Finally mi bookshelf appeared!!!! Love your videos, pochoclo and I send love from Argentina

  • @avissinnwell256
    @avissinnwell256 Před rokem +1

    I’m cackling at the fact that the shelf with the head statue thing that Daniel felt was staring at him has the twilight saga in the middle of the room in a stack

  • @razaldazal2259
    @razaldazal2259 Před rokem

    Lmao my shelf didn’t even get a grade but it made Daniel laugh. ILL TAKE IT!

  • @Nasser851000
    @Nasser851000 Před rokem +2

    It's raining Goblins and Trolls where I am right now XD

  • @RioCuperus
    @RioCuperus Před rokem +1

    "You get an imperfect, sit with that; feel it. It's never gonn go away." Daniel the murder Greene

  • @samiowes
    @samiowes Před rokem +1

    I audibly shouted when I saw a new episode came out! Best series ever!

  • @goldencalf13
    @goldencalf13 Před rokem

    Daniel I would love to see you reacting to various shelf tours from people like trekking who you know, and maybe other random CZcamsrs as well

  • @MorriganReads
    @MorriganReads Před rokem +1

    My shelves aren’t tall enough for some of my books, so I have to side-stack. I still feel bad about it.

  • @setitheredcap2677
    @setitheredcap2677 Před rokem

    My bookshelf is in a kitchen cupboard. I have no need to display my books 😂

  • @janine7459
    @janine7459 Před rokem

    I need these every week

  • @Matthew_GB
    @Matthew_GB Před rokem +2

    The Smiley Face. It is The Mr. Mercedes Trilogy. Love it!!!

  • @masoninho8
    @masoninho8 Před rokem +2

    Took months for my shelves to actually get roasted, and he just talks about my couch 😂

  • @ranchyfinch1011
    @ranchyfinch1011 Před rokem

    This was the first time I have been interested in a sponsor ad in a video.

  • @lucamariekortylewski7754

    At least I only got called basic this time, the first time I submitted my shelf I still had my games and Blu-rays mixed in and got roasted for that.😂 Now on to diversify my shelf and make it more interesting.

  • @chanda782
    @chanda782 Před rokem

    first time watching one of your shelf roast videos and i must say i was not disappointed, now i will go back and watch your others!

  • @midnightdarkus3748
    @midnightdarkus3748 Před rokem

    When you see the video coming to an end and he didn’t roast your shelf 😢😢😢 I love these videos I can’t wait to see more!!!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @Jenbebookish
    @Jenbebookish Před rokem

    LOL 😂😂 “I’m not breaking into these people’s houses…”

  • @stormofire9886
    @stormofire9886 Před rokem +2

    I’m just waiting for the day when Daniel promotes one of these roasts with a “formal apology” tweet to make us all come look😂

  • @GallowglassVT
    @GallowglassVT Před rokem +2

    Tbf, Caligula as an emperor wasn't nearly as bad as people say. A lot of what's said about him came after his reign and was written by the families of his political enemies. Irl, he was less murderous incestuous psychopath, like Commodus definitely was, and more of an internet shitposter with power over an empire. Still better people for the job, but yeah, as a ruler,he wasn't terrible.

  • @AeLikesToPlay
    @AeLikesToPlay Před rokem

    11:03 I literally did a double take because those are the exact Ikea bookshelves I have. It only was for a second (because my shelves are much more crowded and the area around my shelves is incapable of being anything but a disaster), but for that second it really was like Daniel broke into my house and took pictures of my shelves to roast.

  • @leena1842
    @leena1842 Před rokem +3

    my greatest shame in life is the knowledge that daniel would hate my shelf

  • @easiverly253
    @easiverly253 Před rokem +1

    That last pup made my heart melt. A++ for them!

  • @dinocollins720
    @dinocollins720 Před rokem +1

    The shelf with the wedding picture on the bottom shelf in the shadow is right by "Faithful and the Fallen." I hope that's not an omen for their marriage haha

  • @hallaloth3112
    @hallaloth3112 Před rokem

    Lol, both my bookshelves have boxes on top of them to stop an adventurous cat from climbing from my computer desk to the top of the shelves where he then can't get safely down. One of them may end up moving so he can have a sitting shelf above me. The other shelf is. . .super deep, you could easily double shelf books there. . . I need to get some putty to knackage it up in a fashion that said adventurous cat can't knock glass things over. They're still just a little too empty to submit though.

  • @hen-ryebread714
    @hen-ryebread714 Před rokem

    one day daniel will tear apart my side-stacking wheel of time conglomerate and i look forward to it always

  • @luissimoes2645
    @luissimoes2645 Před rokem +3

    Correct me if I'm wrong but I think the smiley faced book set is a Stephen King trilogy about a detective called Bill Hodges wich is where Holly Gibney (a character that appears on The Outsider, another of hisbooks) that starts with the book called Mr.Mercedes. I only know the name of that one because that's the one I read a never got to the other one but I a still planning to. Although I read it in my native language (Portuguese) the smiley face on those spines is very similar to the one on the spine of the Portuguese version so that's why I think it is trilogy.

    • @luissimoes2645
      @luissimoes2645 Před rokem +1

      I just realised that later in the video Daniel actually realises what the book set is. Still not deleting it tho ahahah

  • @alicepbg2042
    @alicepbg2042 Před rokem +2

    5:03 - nah... I would never do such a thing...
    it's mostly like that because manga is cheaper to buy. month to month. but the latest additions were actually the dexter books.

  • @TheSkyGoat
    @TheSkyGoat Před rokem

    10:41 THAT'S MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! I have been tweeting you for months!!! And I finally get on here!

  • @swallowtail1741
    @swallowtail1741 Před rokem

    you are the reason i go out of my way to make sure my shelf looks aesthetically pleasing even tho i know no one will see it.... thanks

  • @thesilverbeluga8539
    @thesilverbeluga8539 Před rokem

    13:23 My favorite part about this shelf is the rubik's cube with one side solved. Clearly not just there to take up space, it's been used.

  • @hollysano03
    @hollysano03 Před rokem

    Hi, I was just thinking 'Daniel hasn't done a roast in a while.' Goes on CZcams, first thing I see. Well then. Clicks video*
    love these!!!

  • @angelaholmes8888
    @angelaholmes8888 Před rokem +1

    Love watching you roast on people's bookshelves ❤

  • @g4fly4ever8
    @g4fly4ever8 Před rokem

    Daniel is slaying them and i love it, wouldn't post my shelf tho im too receptive to judgement 🌝

  • @Roma_eterna
    @Roma_eterna Před rokem

    Lmfao! “How’s your marriage counseling going?” 🤣

  • @authorindisguise5173
    @authorindisguise5173 Před rokem +1

    Should have been a sponsor. I was just looking for a wireless keyboard xD

  • @jscottgp2011
    @jscottgp2011 Před rokem

    I know the one built around the bed looks awesome. But….what if something went wrong with a shelf above your head? That’s a lot of weight that’s just gonna land right on your head lol hell of a wake up alarm!

  • @Esther-uz1gi
    @Esther-uz1gi Před rokem +1

    I have about 8 elephant decorations on my bookshelf, pretty much all of them were passed down from my great grandma

  • @MeanwhileInTexas
    @MeanwhileInTexas Před rokem

    Books with the smiley face is the Bill Hodges trilogy boxset. Love these videos, keep it up Daniel!

  • @dianemiles2720
    @dianemiles2720 Před rokem

    I'm glad these are back. Yay!!!!

  • @sharpduds
    @sharpduds Před rokem

    almost tempted to get twitter back so that the man could roast my college dorm bookshelf- mostly books for school