How to make Crust Punk

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  • čas přidán 4. 06. 2024
  • Do you feel lucky punk? Then let luck be in your favour, cause we’re gonna talk about the most metal punk genre in the hardcore scene and one of the most requested genres so far. Will Pagefire make another banger about corrupt government and pizza parties? Or will they become the next topic crust punkers will complain about next to soap prices and taxes?
    #crustpunk #PunkRock #PagefireTutorial
    [SONGS]
    Stream the song here:
    distrokid.com/hyperfollow/pag...
    Buy the song here:
    pagefire.bandcamp.com/track/a...
    All background music can be found here:
    / nerdys-creative-common...
    [CREDITS]
    Andri: Script, Voice Over, Actor Video Editing, Music, Lyrics, Guitar and production
    A-L: Script, Actor, styling and lyrics
    Metal-Martin: Script, Actor, Songwriting, Guitar, Guitar Solo, Vocals
    OG-Martin: Video editing corrections, face
    UK-Martin: Script assistance, camera, actor, barbeque
    [DIV CREDITS]
    Luna Mystical: Hellbastard art
    / lunamystical
    Simone Pietroforte: Song mixing and mastering
    soundbetter.com/profiles/1872...
    [CHAPTERS]
    00:00 Intro
    00:26 What is Crust Punk?
    01:45 Hellbastard animatic
    02:27 Crust Punk History
    04:20 Patches and Politics (the boring DnD spin-off)
    06:29 Songwriting
    10:19 Album Cover and Companions
    11:28 Music Video - Age of Censorship
    14:12 Conclusion
    ----
    Patreon: / pagefire
    Merch: teespring.com/stores/pagefire...
    Discord: / discord
    Facebook: / pagefire-234242557217965
    Bandcamp: pagefire.bandcamp.com/
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Komentáře • 624

  • @Pagefire
    @Pagefire  Před rokem +422

    Oopsie woopse, we got D-Beat wrong.
    But what are y'all gonna do? sue us with the lawyers you can't afford? Ha ha!

    • @tartaruskronks8638
      @tartaruskronks8638 Před rokem +9

      Yes I will

    • @stank.schwilliams
      @stank.schwilliams Před rokem +25

      You guys accidentally created fastcore 🤣

    • @noaht3087
      @noaht3087 Před rokem +23

      Lawyercore is definitely the scariest genre! 🥲

    • @skaldlouiscyphre2453
      @skaldlouiscyphre2453 Před rokem +6

      @@noaht3087
      The County Medical Examiners have entered the chat.
      Their day job is also their band name.

    • @xDamageProducer
      @xDamageProducer Před rokem +5

      @@skaldlouiscyphre2453 and they fucking rule. One of my favorite Goregrind bands.

  • @conradcarter8313
    @conradcarter8313 Před rokem +403

    "give a kid a gun and he will kill for fun,
    give a kid a lawyer and he'll kill for a lifetime"
    those are some crust lyrics if I've ever heard them.

    • @noahhammond4469
      @noahhammond4469 Před rokem +8

      my thoughts exactly

    • @drunk247
      @drunk247 Před rokem +4

      Yup

    • @feedthecorpsestothepigs6955
      @feedthecorpsestothepigs6955 Před rokem +13

      Yup, came in to say the same things. Those are some sick fucking words :)

    • @mrs1196
      @mrs1196 Před rokem +2

      Totally not thinking about the quote "give a man a fish and you feed him only once
      teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime"

    • @aidanmahoney9865
      @aidanmahoney9865 Před rokem +1

      Hard line

  • @fairy_zakyra4695
    @fairy_zakyra4695 Před rokem +208

    "the revolution will be televised, and it will be behind a paywall" is the rawest line to come out of such a piss take video i love it

  • @therealeikichionizuka
    @therealeikichionizuka Před rokem +377

    “Genuine” advice from Napalm Death. If the bass sounds like a cement mixer, you’re doing it right.

    • @unduloid
      @unduloid Před rokem +20

      Then why not simply record a cement mixer?

    • @therealeikichionizuka
      @therealeikichionizuka Před rokem +2

      @@unduloid exactly!

    • @leoncorbett4553
      @leoncorbett4553 Před rokem +5

      @@unduloid they’re expensive, i used to be able to buy them from flea markets for six bucks but that was a decade ago

    • @sentenced03
      @sentenced03 Před rokem +4

      @@unduloid because bass players are basically free.

    • @unduloid
      @unduloid Před rokem +2

      @@sentenced03
      Yeah, all bass players in existence will offer their services for no charge whatsoever. Known fact!

  • @rooizus401
    @rooizus401 Před rokem +507

    Hoping that pagefire makes "how to make psychedelic rock"

  • @PapaPaegan
    @PapaPaegan Před rokem +53

    Can't lie, "give a kid a lawyer, he'll kill for a lifetime" is a brilliant line

  • @ktulhu2010
    @ktulhu2010 Před rokem +35

    That transition to the song went harder than it had any right to

  • @spudeism
    @spudeism Před rokem +148

    Here's hoping for Doom (metal), Stoner (Rock or Metal) or Sludge as next "How To Make".
    Recommendation for anyone who reads and likes Crust, Grind and Sludge go search up band called Slund, you won't be disappointed.
    Interesting mix of dirty, primordial tar-pit Sludge sound with fury and rage of Crust and Grind. Violence in form of music.

    • @veldig_darlig
      @veldig_darlig Před rokem +2

      yesss

    • @2dollarchickenwings689
      @2dollarchickenwings689 Před rokem +2

      Doom metal is all about repeating the same 4-note riff for a whole album

    • @50-50_Grind
      @50-50_Grind Před rokem +2

      The band *Water Torture* (Pillbox LP 2014, Self Titled 2011) also does a nice blend of sludge and grind/powerviolence.

    • @juniebugg
      @juniebugg Před rokem

      Sludge will be sick

    • @tautology_zero
      @tautology_zero Před rokem

      There needs to be a doom how to, but mainly death/doom As the other forms are just too boring. Set BPM to 12.

  • @TheCultofshiva
    @TheCultofshiva Před rokem +52

    I love how they make these humorous videos and the same time have a tutorial, some history, bands and other interesting info and end up with a kick ass song and video.
    Can't wait for the next one.

  • @timort2260
    @timort2260 Před rokem +84

    you guys are honestly way to good at this. keep them coming

  • @facelessidiot6407
    @facelessidiot6407 Před rokem +37

    Oh boy oh boy, I've been waiting patiently for another "How to make" video!

  • @felipeporcelli2455
    @felipeporcelli2455 Před rokem +26

    FINALLYYYYYYYYYYYY
    being asking for it since grindcore, now I may rest in peace

  • @justinwearn620
    @justinwearn620 Před rokem +78

    Im gonna guess How To Make Anarcho Punk

  • @Gubbinss
    @Gubbinss Před rokem +122

    ok eating Pizza from the Crust is despicable and unforgiven. Subscribed.

    • @LickMyLovePump11
      @LickMyLovePump11 Před rokem +3

      I’m embarrassed to say my first thought was “why the funk is he eating the CRUST like that?”. Need more sleeeep.

    • @JH-lo9ut
      @JH-lo9ut Před rokem +2

      True punks only eat crust, since they can't afford their own pizza.

  • @cmcp975
    @cmcp975 Před rokem +14

    “Give a kid a gun, he will kill for fun. Give a kid a lawyer, he will kill for a lifetime.” is legit badass.

  • @rifman6895
    @rifman6895 Před rokem +76

    Funny jokes, decently educational, kick ass song.
    Hope to see pirate metal next

    • @ScepticGinger89
      @ScepticGinger89 Před rokem +1

      Are there other pirate metal bands than Alestorm?

    • @rifman6895
      @rifman6895 Před rokem +1

      @@ScepticGinger89 (inhales)
      Lagerstein, Storm seeker, Rumahoy, Paddy and the Rats, The Dread Crew of Oddwood, Swashbuckle, Scurvy
      There's probably more, but those are just the ones that I actively follow.
      Happy hunting, dude!

  • @ok5988
    @ok5988 Před rokem +42

    Looks like it's how to make crust punk
    So no showers, no meat(vegan), and lots of Ois!.

  • @davelanciani-dimaensionx
    @davelanciani-dimaensionx Před rokem +19

    In all seriousness, this video inspired me to add some "crust-punk" to my latest music. Thanks, guys!

  • @Ppppftt
    @Ppppftt Před rokem +36

    "How to make Dungeon Synth"
    "How to make Midwest Emo"
    "How to make DSBM"
    "How to make Emo Rap"
    "How to make Straight Edge Hardcore"

    • @vesperschake6241
      @vesperschake6241 Před rokem +8

      "Mathcore"
      "Trap metal / horrorcore"
      And the dreaded "Free Jazz"

    • @amaljohn3440
      @amaljohn3440 Před rokem +6

      I want some gorguts "dissonant death" or atmospheric black

    • @fukcensorship9395
      @fukcensorship9395 Před rokem +1

      Wtf is trap metal

    • @ConvincingPeople
      @ConvincingPeople Před rokem

      @@fukcensorship9395 A particularly abrasive subgenre of hip-hop/trap characterised by heavy, industrial-leaning production, harsh vocals, and an overall metal-adjacent aesthetic. I think it's pretty fun.

    • @mrs1196
      @mrs1196 Před rokem

      Industrial metal? Grunge? Britpop? So many requests

  • @Stratplayer05
    @Stratplayer05 Před rokem +29

    Now that you've mistakenly called crust punk "pizza thrash," can we get a "How to Make Crossover Thrash" to set the (cheese-covered) record straight?

  • @muhammadravi5230
    @muhammadravi5230 Před rokem +13

    You guys musicianship is insane! Mad respect!

  • @theMisfit81
    @theMisfit81 Před rokem +4

    amazing how much work you put in every episode and the quality just keeps on rising.

  • @Amialythis
    @Amialythis Před rokem +37

    It looks enough like it almost has to be "hos to make punk rock" that I'm taking it as a red herring and choosing to assume that it's grunge

    • @WakeUpDonni333
      @WakeUpDonni333 Před rokem +2

      Good thinking, once the video posts they’ll switch it to the real thumbnail

    • @roryoconnor2736
      @roryoconnor2736 Před rokem +2

      It has to have a p in the title, based on the community post. My guess is either crust or pop punk tbh

    • @Amialythis
      @Amialythis Před rokem +3

      @@roryoconnor2736 I doubt it's pop punk considering the wanted posters of politicians in the background. You can do politics in pop punk but it's usually not done.

  • @EduNecropolis
    @EduNecropolis Před rokem +8

    I was missing your "how to make" videos...great to have you back, guys! ✊

  • @rickhapstley3866
    @rickhapstley3866 Před rokem +8

    I'm happy that you mentionned Martyrdöd ! I love their more melodic approach compared to many crust bands

  • @thatweirdmusician5539
    @thatweirdmusician5539 Před rokem +11

    Thank you so much Andri, a crustie like me can die happily now.

  • @Monsterwolf568
    @Monsterwolf568 Před rokem +13

    I think its crust punk because in the discription the song says the heaviest of all crust

  • @corycourtney8923
    @corycourtney8923 Před rokem +1

    So glad to see new content! It had been a bit and I was worried we wouldn't get more. Great video!

  • @hazmatforhumanity7318
    @hazmatforhumanity7318 Před rokem +1

    Yay!!! I was really craving new "How To" videos. They ar ethe highlight of my otherwise boring day!!! LOVE YOUR WORK FRIENDS!!!

  • @megmcguigan3857
    @megmcguigan3857 Před rokem +1

    Thank you for making these, they are awesome!

  • @deaconlasagna8570
    @deaconlasagna8570 Před rokem +3

    'give a kid a gun, he'll kill for fun, give a kid a lawyer, he'll kill for a lifetime' fucking slams. points off for no WAR IS BAD jokes. also when i was a big crustlord one time my mom literally dropped me off at my friends skuzzy collective house and said we all looked like we were wearing a uniform.

  • @CheapSushi
    @CheapSushi Před rokem +2

    Dude your editing style doesn't get enough credit. It's so well done and fits perfectly. It's so unique to you.

  • @darko5697
    @darko5697 Před rokem +1

    This content always makes my day! Awesome!

  • @AlencarFaulkner
    @AlencarFaulkner Před rokem +21

    OK, I can't help but air drum for a little bit. This is too rad. What's next? Swedish Death Metal (also known as The Best Death Metal --- ha!)? Also: Wolfbrigade is awesome! Why Sweden has so many great bands? O, sweet Sweden.

    • @doriank6773
      @doriank6773 Před rokem +4

      I don’t know? We just hate the government and society and scream about it while recording🤔🤷🏼‍♂️🇸🇪

    • @AlencarFaulkner
      @AlencarFaulkner Před rokem

      @@doriank6773 I don't know. You guys have No Fun At All, Satanic Surfers, Millencolin, and At The Gates, Entombed, Grave, Paganizer, Centinex, Entrails, Hypocrisy, Vomitory, FKÜ, Wolfbrigade, Skitsystem... I like some bands from my place (Brazil) though... but Sweden is just amazing!

    • @jasonlogan5622
      @jasonlogan5622 Před rokem +3

      @@AlencarFaulkner When I interviewed one of the guitarists in The Haunted in 2008 he said he'd been thinking about it a lot, and he had come to the conclusion that Sweden punched above its weight in terms of quantity and quality of bands produced because of a network of youth clubs that the government had put it place: If you were a kid you could go there, borrow instruments, rehearse and even play shows. Plus free music lessons in school.
      And according to the book Rockonomics the reason the Swedish Govt put in place that system was because Sweden made so much money with ABBA.
      That's right: ABBA is the reason for almost all of the bands on that list, and more.
      (And a progressive, pro-social government willing to invest in the cultural development of its youth. But mostly ABBA.)

    • @AlencarFaulkner
      @AlencarFaulkner Před rokem +1

      ​@@jasonlogan5622 That, somehow, seems like something very Swedish. But, regardless, is so cool that authorities would believe in its country's youth potential. ABBA... (thank you!).

  • @taionalmeida5337
    @taionalmeida5337 Před rokem +1

    Dude... These lyrics where spot on! Never minded much for crust punk but this video left my Head scratching. Thanks.

  • @bobbyculdesack2309
    @bobbyculdesack2309 Před 7 měsíci

    How you guys continue to poke fun at all these genres yet still make said gwnre bangers is redonkulous!! I love it and Im here for it! Set the pages ablaze

  • @crustydread
    @crustydread Před rokem +2

    such a relief, about an hr ago i was watching a video of duane peters crying about the crass guys "preaching" at him and "pc warriors" online, i shit you not there was a comment that said "punk is either apolitical or right wing" not to mention duane telling a story about his band caping for a dude with a confederate tattoo. holy shit give me a fucking break. anyway, great video man, THIS is what punk is to me.

  • @hfychannel2618
    @hfychannel2618 Před rokem

    That transition to the intro of the song, bloody awesome!

  • @ultrayoshi9657
    @ultrayoshi9657 Před rokem +2

    This series gets better and better every episode

  • @bmcdickermeat5
    @bmcdickermeat5 Před rokem +1

    this channel's quality is really improving heavily with every vid

  • @emmamontgomery5948
    @emmamontgomery5948 Před rokem +15

    Loved it! As usual, the song you made was FIRE. Would love to see how to make blackened deathcore

  • @michaelstagar4254
    @michaelstagar4254 Před rokem +2

    Ultra funny episode. Keep up the great work guys.

  • @dmitrytharn909
    @dmitrytharn909 Před rokem +6

    12:45 "Just no"
    Now, since you've done Crust - I can't but wait till you do Neo-Crust, wink. You know, violins, melodics, all that stuff
    (Hint: Ekkaia, Alpinist, Ambulance, Tragery, later Wolfbrigade, Minuala, Fall of Efrafa, etc).
    That would be really nice :)
    Thanks for the video

  • @duarteolim6473
    @duarteolim6473 Před 4 měsíci

    This is Gold.
    Well done Sir

  • @jesuscrust1578
    @jesuscrust1578 Před rokem +3

    Boy have I waited for this one for a while...

  • @Alfredo78666
    @Alfredo78666 Před rokem +6

    The song actually sounds like 89-94's Sepultura

  • @keithfelicitysomething1442

    I liked this episode, thanks! I got the R.A.M.B.O. lp recently, great band. There's so much great sub genres to go, please keep doing all this.

  • @t.k.6025
    @t.k.6025 Před rokem +2

    Funny thing is that JESUS CRÖST is an actual band from the Netherlands. Check them out.

  • @Dumb_Killjoy
    @Dumb_Killjoy Před rokem +4

    Poggers. This drops on my birthday.

  • @alyobalyo1553
    @alyobalyo1553 Před rokem +3

    Came for the crust punk, stayed for the quality sense of humor

  • @xDamageProducer
    @xDamageProducer Před rokem +1

    I have been listening to Crust Punk since the mid 90’s. You got it right. The song was killer!

  • @richardschumacher6014
    @richardschumacher6014 Před rokem +2

    You really nail the oldschool goofy early youtube humor everytime.

  • @King0fBruhs
    @King0fBruhs Před 2 měsíci +1

    Bruh, Pagefire is the shit.
    Subbed.

  • @Dwarfgrinder
    @Dwarfgrinder Před rokem

    Your songs are always great.

  • @vicarious7858
    @vicarious7858 Před rokem +1

    No shit tho that tunes awesome! After every one of your videos I'm always inspired to make a track.
    Never change Pagefire, never change 🤘

  • @don1jon
    @don1jon Před rokem +2

    Excrement of War, band at 3:09, had Mags from Cork, as their singer (RIP)

  • @realworldwoohoo4088
    @realworldwoohoo4088 Před rokem +3

    The "dis being in so many names" thing comes from Discharge. The majority of crust punk bands see Discharge as a primary influence, so using names that had the same first three letters seemed like a good idea seemingly.

    • @braulionereu5419
      @braulionereu5419 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Discharge play Hardcore Punk not Crust

    • @greatngood66
      @greatngood66 Před 29 dny +2

      ​@@braulionereu5419 Even so, Discharge was such a huge influence on the Crust and to a lesser extent, Grindcore scene. Because of this, crust bands made band names with dis in order to honor discharge's influence.

  • @KKPIHCP
    @KKPIHCP Před rokem +1

    You guys gotta do "How to make Hardcore Punk", I love you guys! keep it banging!

  • @SwainBjornstrandt
    @SwainBjornstrandt Před rokem +2

    Massive production though. Loved it.

  • @don1jon
    @don1jon Před rokem +1

    Photo at 3:01 was taken from GGI festival in Co. Wexford, in Ireland, 2010.
    It somehow appeared on a wikipedia article about crusties, and now appears here.
    I can't remember the names of those in the foreground. One Belfast fella, and an English crusty, from the great invasion (mass migration) to "Cool" Mountain (Coolsnaghtig Hill?), of the 1980's - 1990's.

  • @janaxelblomberg7768
    @janaxelblomberg7768 Před rokem +1

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOH I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE

  • @RazeAVillage
    @RazeAVillage Před rokem +1

    What's funny is your parody song makes me nostalgic actually. LOL Don't ever change.

  • @n0ctusss
    @n0ctusss Před rokem

    Great video as always!

  • @ReaperCore15
    @ReaperCore15 Před rokem

    That was fantastic, subscribed

  • @Quan-jy8ue
    @Quan-jy8ue Před rokem +4

    This song is awesome. I had to play it twice😎

  • @cunnylover.6.0
    @cunnylover.6.0 Před rokem +5

    Crust punk

  • @Farvann
    @Farvann Před rokem +1

    That slaps!

    • @Pagefire
      @Pagefire  Před rokem

      oh shit it's the famous black metal youtuber *checks blurred scribble on my hand* farquaad!

  • @obsc3n3skull
    @obsc3n3skull Před rokem +3

    I bet this song will be played on boomboxes in every park this summer.
    Industry-metal next?

  • @dlazebnikostka4573
    @dlazebnikostka4573 Před rokem

    I got some really good laughs off this. Thanks man!

  • @dominicbus2925
    @dominicbus2925 Před rokem

    This was pure gold and that song was fire haha awesome

  • @doriang9600
    @doriang9600 Před rokem +1

    I have a crust band that got their inspiration from this... Thanks Pagefire

    • @Pagefire
      @Pagefire  Před rokem

      Who??? We need to know!

    • @doriang9600
      @doriang9600 Před rokem

      @@Pagefire Name's World Mayhem. We're like super unknown. Nobody knows who we are.

    • @CheapSushi
      @CheapSushi Před rokem

      @@doriang9600 I know now! I've got a band too, but not crust, 1st Assault. :D

  • @noodles2459
    @noodles2459 Před 6 měsíci

    Best video ive found explaining these genres. I lov ein Minnesota and we have an awesome punk metal store here called extreme noise and my girlfriends a big fan.

  • @DBeatDad
    @DBeatDad Před 10 měsíci +1

    This was hilarious. Great video 🤣👍

  • @jonask4644
    @jonask4644 Před rokem +1

    "Angry Rats on Cocain" is a very good band name

  • @Penfield451
    @Penfield451 Před rokem

    Thank you for your videos!)

  • @franzwirzaus8307
    @franzwirzaus8307 Před rokem +2

    Can you please do "How to make Psychedelic/Acid Rock" sometime in the future?
    would be awesome

  • @corvusnoctuamusic8154
    @corvusnoctuamusic8154 Před rokem +1

    Finally something I can try. XD I have a lot of distorted guitar presets.

  • @pyromaniaxe1187
    @pyromaniaxe1187 Před rokem

    What was the song playing in the background from 3:21 to 3:28? It's guitar tone and stuff make it sound like ...And Justics For All!

  • @sebastianbaxter6760
    @sebastianbaxter6760 Před 19 dny

    wooahhh great video essay (just subscribed) - and the crust is actually well good, catchy , first time we've genuinely enjoyed listening to crust punk in aeons haha Dada RaMaSa

  • @DannyTorrancesFinger
    @DannyTorrancesFinger Před rokem

    Oh man, this takes me back to the Digging in Water compilation...

  • @fungianura
    @fungianura Před rokem

    the end result reminded me so much of siberian meat grinder, awesome video as always!

  • @Growltank233
    @Growltank233 Před rokem

    The song is amazing. I love it.

  • @BaraAleia
    @BaraAleia Před 4 měsíci

    I'd totally buy the album!!

  • @alltheserobotsshallfall

    holy sheet that was awesome! :D

  • @AlbannachGamer
    @AlbannachGamer Před rokem

    I feel personally attracted....
    I love it!, great video

  • @experimetalfan8851
    @experimetalfan8851 Před rokem

    I love this channel

  • @jlp7185
    @jlp7185 Před 7 měsíci

    13:08
    "Smite me daddy
    I'm so saddy"
    When you're happy you enjoy the music ... but when you're sad you understand the lyrics

  • @hanumanares2020
    @hanumanares2020 Před rokem +1

    As a Dane I can testify that the album covers at 10:33 are absolutely pictures of Denmark.

  • @crustee8673
    @crustee8673 Před rokem

    hahaha love it, keep up the good work!

  • @renebohorquezanton2333

    how to make a pagefire video would be the ultimate pagefire video.

  • @johnsguitarmusicanddemos

    Reminds me of Napalm Death just gave up and just wrote riffs to fill albums. But I love it still!

  • @ojomlet4143
    @ojomlet4143 Před rokem

    I wait for this a long time

  • @user-ou8jn7wo6s
    @user-ou8jn7wo6s Před rokem +1

    Шикарно! Молодцы!

  • @rohitchaoji
    @rohitchaoji Před rokem +1

    3:35 Ah, the classic Scandinavian humour of shitting on each other constantly.

  • @kaktus2514
    @kaktus2514 Před rokem +8

    Risky guess, but let's go with Mincecore

  • @jellybrain7207
    @jellybrain7207 Před rokem

    Dope song you got there buddy

  • @Black25284
    @Black25284 Před rokem +1

    I knew you would to Crust punk and great video

  • @LevidelValle
    @LevidelValle Před rokem

    Shit like this is why I follow. As always great work.

  • @CasaVipera
    @CasaVipera Před rokem +2

    How do you get a crustpunk out of the bath?
    Turn on the water..

  • @batviolence
    @batviolence Před měsícem

    wanna connect pagefire even more? the vocalist, keyboardist, and guitarist of math the band (which was shown in how to make nintendocore) is also apart of a group he made with his brother known as harry and the potters which was shown in how to make wizard rock