Den Of Snakes | The Tim Dillon Show

[@nyalsewell]

As an upper middle class (for Arizona) Mormon near Gilbert, I cannot think of a better voice to tell this story than Timothy Dillon. We wish him well.

[@keyenbentley8179]

So well said. Im a painter from SD and im goin ok so nobody can have work done on their homes in Bev Hills, thats just gonna take work away from guys like me. Whatever it takes to destroy the middle class= progressivism🙌

[@dangerousdiscourse]

​@@keyenbentley8179what??

[@billyghostal]

This initial clause trend is absolutely grating. There is no need to state what and who you are to have an opinion. It doesnt make the opinion more or less true, reasonable, or rediculous. The world has gotta quit it with this nonsense.

[@Mr.CreamCheese69]

as an upper class I totally get him. nothing buy boutique grocery stores and way to expensive restaurants and shops. its non survivable for those who cant afford it. lmaoo legit like 16 bucks for a few slices of pizza in bridgehampton, no ones gonna eat that to survive.

[@kaat776]

@@travellinglampdisagree. He knows the inside scoop. Idk why the Gilbert resident cant say his piece.

[@AvgTony]

This is the best show on computers

[@vagabond251]

That's deep...

[@dertythegrower]

I found this from russian clock radio.
You can not afford?... great success.

[@billyjean5934]

​@@dertythegrowermy wife $20, very nice

[@BreakingTaboos]

Probably since computers

[@hkmorhsi]

😂😂

[@TheRyizzle15]

they gayest thing about tim is his interest in murder mysteries

[@kodacres7820]

Especially the Arizona one, seems like a local issue to be dealt with by the locals. Unless he secretly lives there.

[@dre009]

our favorite absent father has returned to us.

[@brianjcastle76]

lol

[@parabolic_33]

Ladies and Gentlemen Welcome to the Tim Dillon Show

[@BigSexyWGlasses]

Tim’s and Dillon’s welcome to the Ladies Gentlemen Show

[@ehhhhhhhh2233]

We are always grateful to have you here with us.

[@UltraContra711]

Oink 🐷 🎉

[@HoneyBunRoad]

Hearing that as my I sip on my coffee freezo, my blood sugar spiking, a sense of calm entering my body....

[@MEMESSOSTUPID]

Cringe

[@Crackerbarrelkid59]

This man is an American treasure.

[@masonmurphy4978]

!!

[@Disco1000]

Yes, he is. I admire this fellow tremendously ❤🇦🇺🦘Rant on brother!❤️❤️❤️

[@jackb8598]

An African American treasure.

[@mattfrye2640]

I would watch at least 3 seasons of Tim Dillon presents: "The Gilbert Goons" 😂

[@billyjean5934]

as a Netflix CEO im here to make your wishes, however ridiculous, to be funded immediately

[@giresrowgh]

As a black man, I am delighted to hear Tim Dillon taking the charge for the fiendish and awful Arizona Goons story. We must allow him to tell the story of these Caucasian Thugs! The exact representation I like to see.
GIVE TIM THE IP!

[@billyghostal]

the world really needs to quit it with the "As a _____, blah blah" comments. This initial clause is so grating and unoriginal. Also, the only reason you "like to see" this is because you are as racist as the racists you hate.

[@ShoRealTV]

We wish them well

[@ashleybanks-wm4cg]

He may be joking but his idea is GENIUS Nation of Islam just as bad as the Mormons 😂😂😂😂😂

[@giresrowgh]

@@ShoRealTV amen

[@pussylips82]

Curse youuuuu Gilbert goooons!!

[@keegannjk1]

I like to have my anxiety about world events both validated and mocked

[@Terrible0x0Trivium]

Yes or yes

[@keatonjorgensen8793]

America the beautiful 🇺🇦

[@matthewcurry3565]

Only thing to do. Talk to the cops about it, and you're going right into a ward 😂. You can only speak if you profit off a piece, or skit.

[@magicknight13]

Soooo true 😂😢

[@annistonwebb9491]

I’m a 20 year old from Chattanooga and some how you’re my favorite podcast to listen to and I feel you effect my daily life . Godspeed to us all

[@Psybo]

I was 20 once
11 years ago, I was cooler and richer

[@SafetyLucas]

I also live in Chattanooga rn. I'm going to graduate from UTC soon and then move to an Audi dealership in Beverly Hills

[@guccimane623]

@@SafetyLucasI speak for everyone in the comments when I say, we wish you well.

[@fgkurehgyu2]

I live in KY, 25. Im ready to deal coke out of a Pizza Hut after listening to Tim-Tim, thanks Timmy, to the rich landlords of Beverly Hills, i wish them well

[@enthuziast]

Jesus every channel commenting is bot

[@notagiantseaslug5523]

Ahh Tim is like a salve on the burning scar that is our society. We wish him well.

[@bonsur7412]

All the best

[@Mike-fx4nu]

No matter which town he pretends to not be in.

[@mnetzer6777]

Hahahaha

[@Inflatable__Elvis]

youre a fuckin poet

[@okokayoakay]

We wish him well.

[@Dustin_Terry]

My whole family died today, I got diagnosed with syphilis, my girlfriend & dog left me, and my car got repo’d but I’m content with a Tim Dillon upload.

[@OurBlackFriend]

The Polo Pig comes again to give us piglets more slop. What a time to be alive.

[@DG-si2vp]

😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉

[@oakinson1585]

Thank god you uploaded Tim I was bored out of my middle class mind

[@jhershy1381]

😂. Stuck in ohio. Big snow yesterday. Im cleaning the kitchen making brunch and watching “true detective season 1 for the 4th time”. Pause. Ill watch this ranting crazy person for a bit

[@yowhadduptho]

@@jhershy1381what a season of TV though. Definitely the high water mark of the golden era of TV.

[@jhershy1381]

@@yowhadduptho yes its a highlight of writing and production and acting. Soooo good

[@user-rh1ky7qx4c]

I’m a 28 y/o gay man from Olympia Washington and Tim Dillon is my favorite podcast to listen to for the last 3 years. I tune in every Saturday. Best news source and funniest man alive ! I love you Timmy ❤ Thanks for all the laughs !

[@Cole____]

"We're not debating genocide today, we're trying to have a nice time with it.
I just got back from Palm Beach."
Life in the big city...

[@dangerousdiscourse]

I died

[@JAv-ti8uq]

“ To really enjoy Beverly Hills, you have to be filling a prescription”
-Tim D.

[@HeidariReacts]

Whenever a new podcast episode gets uploaded by Tim, you know that you most likely will hear one of the best rants in history.
That, and alot of funny jokes🤣Love this podcast!💯

[@Mr.Supercrop]

The king of solo, easily. The man is unhinged in the best way.

[@lizscarz8299]

TMI

[@christopheryousik2044]

No one makes me laugh more. When he finally gets the financial support, his productions will be legendary

[@LinkinPark4694]

Not reading that essay

[@onewiththeragingwind6730]

@@lizscarz8299lol

[@jackgreen5627]

I will listen to Tim Dillon while driving in GTA 6.

[@ashleybanks-wm4cg]

I promise if he's not on the radio I will upload the personally to my Game

[@jchambers3792]

“Lizardville” absolutely ended me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@waltrogersmusic]

"you can race things in the dirt that go fast! Look how fast it goes in the dirt!!" 😂

[@thepeach4638]

greatest gay comedian of all time

[@itsjammbi]

just got fired from work and got sad but saw this new upload and now my day is made thanks Tim

[@jackgreen5627]

I wish you well.

[@Ap_twsh]

It happens to the worst of us

[@playstupidgameswinstupidpr7065]

Go make 100k at ups

[@event__horizon]

Start mining crypto?

[@genghistron7035]

It's a real knife fight out there; we wish you well.

[@Seeingeyepig]

Tim the irl Master Shake

[@systemofadownsyndrome7715]

Look up the rapper Lowercase J his Myspace profile was Real Master Shake. Dwarf with no arms, just hands sticking out

[@TheSpeakeasily]

Tim Dillon The True Crime Podcaster I didn't know I needed.

[@shrimpscampin]

"A very small sect of the Nation of Islam that's pro Jewish" 😂😂

[@Brentwm]

In a past life, Tim sold timeshares on the Titanic.

[@GlenConnor]

Tim really needs to produce this movie he's talking about, 100% would watch.

[@dertythegrower]

Tim Dillon is dressed as an Oompa Loompa in the final scene of Idiocracy, which he was an exclusive elite executive producer for.

[@Jadensound]

Every few lines I say to myself quietly, “damn he’s the goat”

[@stillion6655]

Raspiness Tim? We knew it was Man’s Milk all along….

[@Mpel3]

It’s the bull dairy that does it.

[@nam6128]

​@@Mpel3 I thought bull milk was the cure?

[@Mpel3]

@@nam6128 Guess that depends on what you’re trying to cure?

[@houlipaints]

Tim really brought out the Cartman vibes during that bit about getting credit for the Gilbert Goons story

[@robynhall3347]

I would watch any true crime told through the lens of Tim Dillon 😂

[@musicman123ization]

Couldn’t think of a better breakfast, barbacoa tacos and Tim Dillon at 12pm 🙏🏼

[@DG-si2vp]

Yassssss

[@j_lode]

The rasp in his voice is a side effect of excessive masculine power. Alex Jones suffers from this affliction too.

[@Ap_twsh]

I thought it was because he’s gay

[@King-O-Hell]

6:55 this made me laugh until i was in pain 😂😂

[@Cole____]

Tim is ascending in front of our very eyes and we of course wish you well Timmy.

[@fire10167]

Tim was Robin Williams the hole time

[@Matt.Horton]

Tim’s voice should be sponsored by Newport

[@Mr.Supercrop]

And Long Island Iced tea

[@blindthrall]

Ugh. Casuals. He smokes marby lights and drinks vodka.

[@raydawg6364]

Was just about to quit smoking, but I’d much rather just stop drinking milk. Thanks, Tim.

[@JonDoe-wo3ec]

Im a diabetic and according to my glucose monitor a cup of cola is better than a cup of milk, a decent bowl of cereal with milk and my sugars go over 400 like i just ate a bowl of lomein

[@poorgilmore]

Tim's love for his fans is heartwarming

[@johnnyw8384]

I was drinking till 5:30 am last night. No better feeling than waking up to a new episode on the top of my feed. Life in the big city!

[@Chooir]

Cheers Johnny

[@Malthus]

I watched 90210 but learned more about Beverly Hills here than I did watching that show; or Beverly Hills Cop for that matter.
Tim Dillon is the genius we don't deserve as well as an underrated educator.

[@chriskazaam896]

This genius mistook the BevHills jewess mayor’s husband for an Iranian fella. Was it the slanted forehead or a Neanderthal mouth?

[@dertythegrower]

a really good one (no jokes)
is SchoolOfHardKnocks Hollywood interviews... kid met some real Hollywood ballers, just asking two questions..

[@biguglyduck540]

"She's given to spells" hahahahahah

[@ashleybanks-wm4cg]

They really be talking like that or they say "episodes" 😂😂😂😂😂 You will never see they wife

[@dylanwilliams7868]

Tim: "There's a cheesecake factory in Beverly Hills!"
And it's actually the original cheesecake factory too. On Beverly Drive. Look it up.

[@Uarehere]

Obviously, it's the only "factory" in Beverly Hills. That city is not a place for people who work for a living.

[@playstupidgameswinstupidpr7065]

For the script! Make charlie sheen play the cop who refuses to do the press conference from anywhere but the in and out burger

[@ImPistolKnight]

The rasp is all that different “milk” Tim guzzles.

[@spilknasty8923]

Tim working Saturday for a shitty boss and this podcast couldn’t come at a better time!

[@UncomplicatedFellow]

Hold the line. We are all working for scumbags and human garbage.

[@poordadwhoredad]

this replaces Saturday morning cartoons.

[@seand1892]

Always look forward to Tim's Saturday drops!!

[@mystichash]

Making my relapse hangover a little more tolerable. Thanks bud.

[@jimmymaracas6442]

Those are never fun, hope you’re feeling better

[@SafetyLucas]

A drink or a little bump of powder really helps with those

[@chriswilliams1971]

get back on the wagon

[@andrewbatts7678]

He had to refer to notes to say there was no cover up😂

[@shirleyjsanchez]

The only thing that gets me out of bed on Saturdays for my night shift is knowing I’ll wake to the Timmy Dillon show… American hero 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@mohammd]

The way he laughed at "Jihadi Depp" SENT ME lmfao

[@lindsay3995]

I may be working on a Saturday morning, listening to CZcams in the background, but at least I'm awake to catch this w/in a minute of upload.

[@alexvrana8450]

I’m going to Tucson in a few weeks, very glad I got an update on these goons of Gilbert!

[@Biff-The-Bear]

I love Tim running for politics so that we can move forward as a country.

[@John-wf5if]

As an affluent Arizona gang member, I can confirm that Mr Fantastic is the ring leader of the gang.

[@CartoClips]

Like my mom always said: “Tim is a box of chocolates”

[@reservoirdude92]

Those chocolates are quite literally digesting as we type.

[@dirtymfnsanchez]

"You never know when your home town crush is gonna show up with a child out of wedlock and AIDS"

[@nascarrealfast]

Just for an unrelated interesting addition to the Arizona story, I lived near that area AZ almost 10 years ago and the kids I knew there at the time were not just playing illegal Texas Hold 'em, they also had underground fight clubs, REAL ones. All high school kids and some in their early 20's. It's wild in Arizona.

[@williemasterofdestruction5339]

Yep, we're pretty crazy here
😆👌

[@nascarrealfast]

The Texas Hold 'em was always fun, the fight clubs, that's when the party ends for me. 😝@@williemasterofdestruction5339

[@LeonardoIV]

The moms showing up on reddit with a fake profile to Deffend their pos kids. Is hands down the funniest thing ever😂

[@LeonardoIV]

P.S. I'll play 1 of the rich white kids in your show whenever you make it Dillon 🤙 super cheep price lol

[@cuve_ae]

Much appreciated Tim & Co for these consistent uploads. Gracias amigos

[@consciousmachine413]

I was just pulling my hair out finding something to watch....thank you, Tim.

[@Shiny101]

The Pod is a top 5 YT podcast imo. It's mostly just these funny whites reacting to internet news and what not.

[@R3l3ntl3sss]

Ya my friend I’d say you probably have a dopamine issue. Try guided meditation. You’ll find joy and comfort within yourself

[@nickysantoro9194]

A video of you pulling your hair out would probably get some veiws.

[@consciousmachine413]

​@@R3l3ntl3ssswe are watching a comedy show... maybe I made a joke? Yes or yes?

[@consciousmachine413]

​@@R3l3ntl3sss😅

[@AJohnSmith]

We wish him well.

[@MxnwellMxnlymxn-gs4ep]

I wish Tim would be a guest on The Nick Mullen Show! Epic collab

[@user-jc8ez9iw2j]

Seems like a Theo Von and Bill Burr combo they'd either work well or be wholly disgusted by each other's comedy styles ​@@MxnwellMxnlymxn-gs4ep

[@williemasterofdestruction5339]

​@@MxnwellMxnlymxn-gs4epyeah, COVID ruined basturd radio

[@SatansAvocado]

Credit to you Tim for not being silent when so many are

[@shannonblalock8892]

My day just got better lol

[@berniekatzroy]

Uncle Tim on a winter Saturday, oh boy.

[@maxmeeks9910]

Tim, don't worry about dairy or cigarettes. Just John Daily it. He's a beast! A deisel-powererd beast, and, the public loves him! We love you as you ARE.

[@johnvaughan8239]

You mean John Daly?

[@davidlogan6139]

Underground tunnels in Beverley Hills? That’s Demolition Man!

[@Marcus-143]

Only we got the Trump time-line, not the Schwarzenegger one, so our underground tunnels don't get Dennis Leary- we get Chris Delia

[@davidlogan6139]

@@Marcus-143 Can we still have Rat Burgers?

[@_BhagavadGita]

I love ya Tim. May you live for a thousand billion years!

[@DG-si2vp]

He probably doesn't want to. Lol

[@martinryder2351]

New TD drop on a Saturday morning as an adult is the same as watching Transformers and GI Joe as a kid. Both are peak moments in life.

[@carlosbaja678]

Tim is the perfect leader for this production.

[@autumnsimonson2817]

I hope Tim calls it "BY ARIZONA STANDARDS"

[@deigamohamed707]

I live for Tim’s rants ❤❤👏🏾👏🏾💯💯

[@Jeff-tt7wj]

Nothing I like more after my daily Goon session than to get the latest update on the Gilbert Goons from my favorite pig. It’s gonna be a great day.

[@TrevorStruthers]

Dont goon too hard

[@moldyzucchinis3251]

we wish him well

[@JackNance22]

I want a mini series called Lizardville about the Gilbert Goons.

[@rm3478]

The Goons of Gilbert. . .
A Tim Dillon Production

[@Marcus-143]

Soon Scorsese, Tarantino, and Kubrick will be joined by Dillon. Led by Dillon, perhaps. Reservoir Goons taking Tim to the top. Can't wait for opening night!

[@willharmatuk4723]

Only a master podcaster can pull off the solo podcast. Tim and Burr, to name a few.

[@BajatheChickenMan]

burr's an out of touch turdboy these days.

[@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns]

I think Tim's solo podcasts are better, but Bill obviously has the solid career in standup.

[@pucz8215]

This is basically a real state podcast now.

[@dentonvisual]

Doesn’t it seem like it would be more fitting if Tim had the Moscow skyline in the background?

[@user-qj3kj1ob8i]

I thought I had a cold that never went away for like 3 years. I went to doctors and they didn’t take me seriously. They said I probably have frequent colds bc I had a small child. That just didn’t make sense. 3 years ago I was running around all day and didn’t eat. I got to a family party and I only ate cream cheese wontons… I mean a lot of cream cheese wontons. My throat started to close up. I was lucky to be around several nurses and NPs. An epipen was administered and that’s when I realized I had a dairy allergy. I stopped all dairy and that constant cold went away. It wasn’t a cold … it’s just how a dairy allergy presents at first. I lost a lot of weight and feel so much healthier by just cutting out all dairy.

[@wronggg]

Feel so bad for the billionaires of Beverly Hills. Can you imagine being forced to live near people who make less than a million dollars per year?

[@Uarehere]

I think you're missing the point here, buddy. The issue isn't that there isn't enough affordable housing in Beverly Hills. Beverly Hills is not an affordable city--period. Not everyone has to live everywhere! And to Tim's point, why the fuck would you want to live there if you're poor?!?

[@user-re9mz2bt1e]

@@Uarehere But it wasn't always like that, so it's great entertainment.

[@kkandola9072]

Why do they have to live in Beverly Hills? Some people just enjoy being a nuisance .

[@UltraContra711]

Do you understand what I'm trying to tell you? I'm Batman.

[@jaycarver5609]

Tim referring to Windy City Heat let's you know Tim is a man of culture.

[@astral16]

Better than Saturday Morning Cartoons

[@christopheryousik2044]

The Tunnels of Beverly Hills

[@hwholmes9683]

Tim’s narrative commentary for the First 48, make it happen.

[@johndoe225]

trying my best to fight off suicidal thoughts just so I can listen 1 more Tim Dillon show 😂😂😂

[@ohzee2675]

Another banger! 😂 Timmy D is a legend, thank you! Tunnels in Beverly Hills, I’m crying

[@alexpop854]

42:50 "Poor people are actually very lovely and earnest, many of them, and they actually are good people. It's kind of cruel to force them into this den of snakes."

[@nutmegdonkey]

The thirst trap terrorist monologue was one for the ages.

[@colindougherty2937]

We wish them well.

[@BlindSpotLightBox]

Nothing is as soothing as listening to Tim rant

[@emmadilemma5274]

I think the black kid in the mugshot from the ny post was wearing a hoodie from snoop Dogg's Walmart line, so rich by Arizona standards.

[@VIRG333]

"Babe wake up new tim dillion" 🖤😂

[@thebestlaptime8669]

The best birthday gift I can ask for ❤

[@CoconutWaterEnjoyer69]

Just paid $60 for a sushi date but getting to listen to this on the ride home makes it worth it

[@austinf9238]

Underrated comment haha.

[@crunkalac]

60 dollars is pretty cheap. Did you guys split a roll and drink water cups?

[@CoconutWaterEnjoyer69]

@@crunkalac I always drink water but they did 2 for 1 rolls and got a bottle of sake

[@TechHouse949]

Thank you for the show as always

[@user-im5yp4vp9r]

Happy SATURDAAAYTYYYYYY

[@readheadTV]

upon hearing Kanye west replaced his teeth with titanium, Tim had these glasses permanently attached to his face.

[@Torsotonight]

Tim describing the society under LA like in demolition man 😂😂😂😂