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Price Of Poison | The Tim Dillon Show
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- čas přidán 18. 08. 2024
- Tim talks about chatty private pilots, immigration, boomers bombing the market, hacked brain chips, how expensive Taco Bell is and obese Asians.
00:00 Chatty Private Pilots
06:21 Immigration
20:36 Boomers Bombing The Market
35:55 Hacked Brain Chips
38:26 How Expensive Taco Bell Is
50:36 Obese Asians
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For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.
#TimGivesBack
I was raised lower middle class but now I'm upper homeless.
Oh man 😬
We wish you well 🏌️♂️
I bet those bootstraps are CLEAN and UNLACED
Honestly the best tax bracket to be in now
$20 at Taco Bell 20 years ago would buy the whole menu. We were kings.
Kangs*
We roamed desolute suburban lands with naught but 8 dollars and 53 cents in dimes and nickels. We had Wendy's 4 for 4's by night; McDonald's 2 for 3 dollar sausage egg and cheese biscuits by day break.
Truly we were Divine beyond our appreciation.
We wuz kaaaaaangz
@@hkm_865 We wuz kangs*
Im pretty sure they hand out menus for free but okay
The saddest part is that he cares nothing about his grandfathers legacy
AUNT KATHY!? YOU KEEP HIS NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!
we wish her well @@thomasvoge664
Get out of your fake, pretend law firm basement Cathleen
If you would bump into him you would give him a piece of your mind, wouldn’t you?
Unfortunately he doesn’t live in your kitchen
Sullying the Dillion name !
Our parents had William F. Buckley and Gore Vidal debating issues on live network tv. We have Tim Dillon screaming at his podcast audience. I believe we got the better end of the bargain.
And Tim Dillon is less gay than either of them.
🤣😂@@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns
😂😂😂
Hell yea. Fuck those boomers anyhow!
😂😂
In ‘93 my social studies teacher tried to warn us about his generation in the future.
This is the only podcast where I dont want you to have guests. I'm here for Tim. And only Tim.
Agreed. That bizarre one with Eli Roth and sharks was a real snoozer.
Agreed lol
Whitney Webb is killer when she's on
Mike Recine episode was hilarious.. needs him on again.
Except Nick Mullen, love them together.
"You have things I don't have, ok? Families.... all that good stuff.... right?" 🤣🤣.
this week was a real knife fight, thank you Tim for the slop.
Slop? You’re not forced to come here and listen buddy.
Hey Mikey..your comment makes no sense..do people like yourself just feel compelled to reflexively post ANYTHING..even when they have nothing to say.. mystifyingly
Rocco go back to stuffing your cup don't worry about Mikey
@@roccocupido5082hey man... shut up 😭
@@scienceisfun5989 hey you dont have to get personally hurt when someone talks some shit about a podcast you have 0% involvement with
Tim “protect freedom of speech unless it’s against me” Dillon blesses us today 🙌😂
😂😂😂
Thats why I like him, he's a grifter who reminds you that he's full of shit
Holy shit, it is possible? Somebody talking about a wealthy situation and it's still hilarious, and doesn't make me feel like a shitty poor. Thanks Tim!
Tom segura like to dunk on poors, the only dunking he can still do
Wondered who would say that first.
I find Tims issues in life very relatable the older i get.
Wanna do drugs together?
@@mistervanderveer eh, who cares right?
Tim is a perfect fusion of Alex Jones and one of those fairytale riddle trolls.
Hahah
I used to listen to limbaugh when my parents had it on when I was a kid, and damn if I could tell them apart... until Tim mentions sucking cock. From the pitch changes down to the way Tim uses dead air, it's uncanny. Like an unironically hateful, alternate universe Tim
lmao best description ever
Tim Dillon is the only person I get my news from, and as a result, I know more about what's going on in the world than any of my friends.
💯
Haha so true.
Suicide is low among Dillon fans. He's saving lives.
so true
“We will never get mad at the poison in the food” is a pretty perfect description of most of this country. Anything to save a buck!
Tim turned into Alex Jones so gradually I hardly even noticed 😂
just got fired from my 2nd job now and I’m sad but I see this new upload and my day is better, thanks Tim
Keep your chin up, you will get another job.
Unless you're truly terrible, then I wish you well
Cherish these days because Tim might not be with us when you get fired from your 3rd
Was it Starbucks?
Was it a charity shop
Rich boy got 2 jobs? Bro I’m just needing 1
Only Tim can talk about private jets and still make it funny unlike some other comedians who try to make their riches funny.
Some other Tom Segura.
@@Ben-bg2lp😂 I was looking for the Segura comment.
Whats funnier is Santa Monica Air Port is soooo ghetto. The black leather furniture is TRASHED and when flying in the first thing seen is a sign with the name ATLANTIC ans its missing letters 😂
Stop talking about Tom Sagura!!!😂
Who’s Tom Segura?
finally figured out why Tim wears so many Polos
he thinks it says "Chicken"
😂 This is a top 5 all time Tim Dillon Show comment. I just made myself look like a damned fool in this quiet waiting room.
My brother and I splurged for front row seats at your show in Dallas last night (we were right next to the couple you talked to) just wanted to say I haven’t laughed that hard in years. One of the best standup shows I’ve ever seen! You killed it!
I can’t wait to hear what this successful gay man in his 149 million dollar sunglasses has to say
*249 million
I remember when they used to be $500,000 sunglasses, damn inflation is crazy.
The spoils of fake business.
@@hwholmes9683
My boomer parents just named their cats Pinky and the Brain so this is especially terrifying Tim and proof of your clairvoyant powers
Pinky: “Gee Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?”
Brain: “The same thing we do every night, sleep and dream of chasing mice”
Doubt your parents are boomers. Boomers are in their 70’s right now.
Proof your parents are garbage. I wish them well...
I miss Animaniacs
@@prmansourpretty sure it’s either on Hulu or Max. :)
Tim will soon become those magaChurch Pastors screaming about having to fly with the peasants. 😂
We wish him well 🥤
Like Tom segura?
@@danniedandelion8232 facts about Tom
I thought Rogan was trying to anoint Ron White (he refused). Tim would be all in, lol.
He would be perfect as a rival pastor in the rightoues gemstones
Tim is so effing right about Boomers.
Saying boomer is cringe. Thier generation is better than yours in every single way possible
Ok boomer
@@10oner”Better?” Define better. 😂
Tim must have a huge closet just stuffed to the ceiling with Polo gear.
For Tim, that's 4 hoodies.
Still better than you 😂
Lots of 🐎 in his stable.. style!
😂😂😂
@@SlayuhM don't be so defensive😅😅
he isn't wearing a hoodie
Tim is king of podcasts with no guests!!!!
I’m GenX. I remember when Taco Bell opened restaurants in Tennessee in the late 80s. There wasn’t many items on the menu over $1.00. They had that annoying commercial where they were shouting 39, 59, 79, 99.
A regular taco was $0.39 in the 80s.
In the early 60s, original menu items: Tostadas, burritos, frijoles, chiliburgers, and tacos, all for 19 cents.
Current price for one taco now is $1.79.
Inflation is a helluva drug 😂
@@crakhaed Dude. Your generation is fucked.
My latest statement from Social Security indicates that I would receive close to $3,000 a month. However, they expect by 2035, they will be cutting my social security so that I will only receive around 78% of that amount.
Good luck to you at getting ANYTHING back from what you are currently paying in.
@@CommonScents952 I'm 28, I don't expect to get anything if we're even still around by the time I'm old enough💀😂
@@crakhaed I’ve got 3 daughters aged 25,24 and 16. They were always sick of me talking politics. Now that they see what kind of effect it has on them, they are starting to understand why I get so angry. The boomers and our politicians have robbed future generations of the American dream while they can’t give away money fast enough to Ukraine and illegal immigrants.
Good luck to you lil crakhead. 😜
Is that Ben’s laugh in the background? I would love a reunion episode o Tim going on Lemon Party haha
Just came over from Spotify to check this!
Can’t believe no one else has mentioned it, it seriously sounds like him.
Tim makes Bart Chrysler look like the drunk that hangs out In front of my local liquor store asking people if they want to hear him sing in exchange for a crack rock.
Turd Kreischer is terrible. I wish him well.
Nah that's just how burnt looks
brent?
@@rufusblue8044
I'm pretty sure that is Bort Chisler in front of your liquorstore...
I too get annoyed with Brent Crishner but the arena numbers don’t lie, unfortunately. Certainly an audience for it out there. We wish him well
Tim flying around like a Mega Preacher.
As the kid of immigrant parents that left the war torn El salvador in the 80s, I absolutely adore Tim Dillon
More and more I am sure that Tim Dillon is one of the best podcasters ever. He’s so good at referring to current events and making it relevant and also funny. Not many people are good at solo podcasts. I look forward to Tim’s new podcasts. He is my form of current news at this point in my life. I’m 31 and live in New Jersey and I’m honestly just waiting for the end of the world, and this guy is the only form of information my soul can tolerate and accept.
While the world as we know it is currently ending, I'm glad we have Tim to walk us through these dark times and into a new world that we will all share in rebuild and then one day fuck that up too.
I am also 31 year old New Jerseyan waiting for total collapse we are fortunate to have Tim
He's the commentator for Armageddon.
Nobody can do/does a better solo than Tim. Really impressive that everyone else needs a co to play off of. Tim going solo and killing it every time is a rare treat
Not only that, but any guest strongly brings down the value of the show, he’s that good alone
@@topdhen100% I hate when there's a guest. Even if it's someone I like.
@@topdhenthe hamas one with his buds was great, but yea how he can carry a show alone every week for an hour, often being the only guy to make me actually laugh. If I’m in the right mood I’ll cry laughing from this guy
“They are built only to destroy”
Tim’s hatred for boomers just makes me chuckle😂
It sounds like Ben’s laughing in the back
Man, don't you dare to give me that nostalgia...
Man, don't you dare to give me that nostalgia...
Don't do that, don't give me hope
I swear I heard Ben’s laugh in the back
we can dream
At work earlier this week my boomer supervisor was bragging about selling her 150k home for 700k. I had to break the third wall and look into the camera - right at uncle Timmy.
Saying boomer is cringe. Thier generation is better than yours in every single way possible
@@10oner sure buddy.
@@10onerall of your comments are complaint about younger people lmfao
The must live in a pigsty if that's all they are getting for it
@@10onerboomer the generation of debt. Imagine being a boomer and hopeless
Is anyone else hearing Ben's laugh in the background? Not the new producers laugh, but the other laugh
Yesss!!! Thank you. I was hoping someone else heard that and said something
I fall asleep to this podcast because I like having nightmares
Tim vs Boomers is always great.
Saying boomer is cringe. Thier generation is better than yours in every single way possible
Anytime Uncle Tim uploads a video its amazing the life lessons I learn.
The POLO apparel company is drafting a cease and desist letter as we speak.
The Boomer Hamas intersection is the most trenchant political insight we’ve all known but have never shared with others. Thanks Tim for giving us a voice.
Saying boomer is cringe. Thier generation is better than yours in every single way possible
@@10onerthey destroyed the economy, the world and lied to us about it all. You will own nothing, and thank us, your elders for making it so good
Tim's the only person who can put such a spin on private jet use that we're all left going "you're right....the audacity of this pilot"
Thanks for what you do for us Papa Tim
It sounds like Ben’s laughing in the back, can it be?!
He harvested another placid white boy from his growth chamber
I want the hour long fitness podcast from Tim ASAP
He’s perfect for a little light Saturday winter yard work in Southern California.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE TIM DILLON SHOW
I was thrown out of a car at 4 years old through the windshield.. it taught me about responsibility.
I am a boomer and we always want to sit upfront on the private jet. Thats life flying over the big city.
Here's another non-ChatGPT comment written by an actual human that will flutter off into the wind once again, its praises of Tim Dillon and love for this podcast never to be heard by any other TD fans.
Is that Benjamin in the background? Sounds like it
Right?? I was just thinking that!
His rant regarding the Taco Bell dilemma was glorious!
Funny and insightful like no one else.
27:20 the producer's laugh is too good
One of the best Tim-rants ever. The unique mix of comedy, hard truths and incredible insights about the world.
Tim flys private, so we dont have 2 .. Facts! ..
get ray on the jet, they wont even take off
“Now remember, the migrants are not just waiting to be lassoed…”💀 this pod revived me lmao
"Boomers will not relinquish power" is the funniest thing I never thought I'd hear.
I can hear Ben’s ghost, sadly belly laughing. Rest in peace big guy.
Sick as fuck in bed for the past 2 days. Thank you for the blessing of a new ep, Tim.
We wish you well.
🏌🏼
Hope you feel better soon!! It's a real knife fight out there!
Watching this from my bed sick asf too! Thank God for papa Tim and comedy. Hope you feel better soon friend
Go to work.
At least you got to see it before you pass away tonight
monday mornings with tim dillon are the best
"people dont rope and ride the way they used to"
Tim Dillon
Tim is always on time nowadays with his $80 000 glasses. ❤🙌🏽
A fellow South Africa. I wish you well. It's a real knife fight here
100,000 dollar glasses and on time@edwardoretardo6855
$100,000 glasses
$200,000 last I checked…
He makes a lot now... I heard they're 1.2 mil
😂any day Timmy rants about BOOOOMERZZ is a blessed day😂
Saying boomer is cringe. Thier generation is better than yours in every single way possible
@@10oner ok boomer
Never thought I would feel so much joy over somebody putting out a new episode. Love this man!!
I’m older than you. But your wisdom still makes you uncle Tim.
Grow up
Wendy's chicken sandwich combo cost over $10 now. Where has my country gone?
Chapter Timestamps -- you're welcome:
00:00 Welcome fun show
00:33 Flying private problem
01:12 Pilots never stop talking
02:29 Migrants being lashed
03:53 Pentagon concerned about aging politicians
05:15 Who immigration impacts
06:43 Border crisis solutions
08:14 Biden administration vs Texas
09:55 Texas border patrol tactics
11:35 Migrant empathy debate
13:53 Corporate greed acceptance
15:50 Boomers refuse to relinquish power
17:30 Immigration labor demand
19:43 Military report on aging politicians
21:36 Boomers cheer societal collapse
23:28 Boomers stock market risk
25:02 Military report on tech implants
27:54 Offering criminals advice
30:20 Forcing boomers out
32:59 Marketing fast food addiction
34:53 Committing boomers against their will
37:00 Boomers death cult comparison
39:16 Nostalgia for cheap fast food
41:52 Accepting being slowly poisoned
44:27 Exposing meat industry corruption
46:48 Preparing for moral compromises
49:43 Obsession with beating corporations
51:56 Defiling Asian purity with junk food
54:16 Assessing dangerous archetypes
56:34 Everyone curious about differences
58:12 Morgan and Morgan ad
58:34 Stitch Fix ad
60:20 Show dates and locations
61:46 Solving murders
We wish you well
This is a problem
This should have 1k likes
Tim is just pure joy to watch.
Yo mama is just pure joy to watch.
Tim likes owning multiple homes. As much as I like his takes on boomers, I totally see him being a hoarder of wealth and assets until his untimely death at 54 from prolonged obesity. FYI, I love Timmy D. Don't @me
Prophecy foreseen 🌠
Saw the pig in Dallas last night… legend😂
Tim’s prediction of the nightmare that is the “Nursing Home Boomer” has already come to pass. I work in that industry. Boomers are NIGHTMARES. Monsters.
Saying boomer is cringe. Thier generation is better than yours in every single way possible
@@10onershut up
Good on Tim to perform at an RFK Jr campaign event! I wish the Duopoly well.
Tim Dillon, you are one of my favorite people around. This entire episode I was laughing, hard out loud. Thank fuck you exist. Thank fuck for your insights. You’re a comedic genius and I know you know it. Thank you for sharing it with us. This was fucking great.
Tims a badass.
Tim never misses a chance to 💩 on boomers😂
Saying boomer is cringe. Thier generation is better than yours in every single way possible
@@10oner ok boomer😉
The YukYuk machine Tim hired now is just terrible. It's so forced. Ben's laugh worked because he tried to hold it in half the time and couldn't. He truly was a professional giggler.
Taco Bell’s meat grade is “Edible”. I was told the only other places that get that grade is prisons and the military.
If that's Ben's laugh, then I'm feeling nostalgic AF.
Dillon for president ‘24
From Gas Digital to Jet Brokers named Dirk.
It's a real knife fight out there.
to raymond kump impressions
@@retroblue69696 best in the business.
Tim is the voice of reason, as ridiculous as that may seem, he IS!
Mr. Dillion was in fine form today 🤝
As a pilot myself, it was only a matter of time before Tim came after us. We had this coming. I wish myself well.
As A PiLoT no1 cares. Ur just rich it’s not that big of a deal
@@10onerdopey
This was great Tim you were on fire this week well done ❤
I appreciate Tim keeping episodes current and not banking. Hilarious ep
Biden throwing footballs and shadow boxing😂😂😂😭😭😭
Those boarder patrol guards were not whipping people. This was debunked.
I appreciate how Tim makes subtle changes to the desk every week
Id like to think he changes nothing. But has that many studios all over the world 😂. He needs a second jet also. Tim aka mr humble 🎉😮
Im a poor that tim has thrown biscuits at. Thank you tim
What
My cousin works at a migrant place in NY, she said every day 2-5 girls come saying they got raped, she said there’s nothing they can do besides kick the person out and hope the cops get them, if the person is caught. It was so bad she left the job cause she couldn’t Handel speaking with those little girls every day.
Tim Dillon is now THE best political commentator in the US.
There's not a whole lot better in this world than an epic Tim Dillon rant 😂
Another instant classic, Tim’s done it again
First time listener. I feel like I'm listening to the reincarnation of Rush Limbaugh. Love it
I'm an early millennial, but my mother is an early boomer ('48). Covert malignant narcissist, acerbic, recalcitrant, bitter, acrid, fork-tounged snake.
These are the words I would use to describe her. I'm looking forward to Tim's book dropping this _Summer in America._
Saying boomer is cringe. Thier generation is better than yours in every single way possible
Just witnessed this show in Atlanta and it was sincerely the greatest comedy show I’ve seen in this city in 40 years and that includes Seinfeld, Chapelle, and Louis . So funny!
My pet feral cat 🐈 is funnier than Seinfeld.
drove three hours with girlfriend from Houston to San Antonio. We had a blast, thanks for an awesome performance!!!
Are we all gonna pretend that we didn't hear what sounds like Ben's laugh in the background
If they ever make movies about Alex Jones or Chris Farley, Tim Dillon would be perfect! He is literally what would come out if Alex & Chris had a baby😂
I saw Tim in Columbus on January 6th. Yes, I bought an insurrection hat and wore it to see him. No, he's not that fat. It's definitely the camera.
😂😘