Jimmy Carr | You Can Joke About Anything

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  • @farkasmactavish
    @farkasmactavish Před rokem +72238

    You can joke about anything. You just need the right delivery.
    Except abortion jokes, which by definition have no delivery.

  • @uncleverremarksguy
    @uncleverremarksguy Před rokem +7057

    Carr: you can joke about anything
    Also Carr: sorry, we only have sex jokes in stock today

    • @nisargshukla
      @nisargshukla Před rokem +12

      So true😂

    • @gideonretzlaff9573
      @gideonretzlaff9573 Před rokem +14

      The most triggering jokes that exist for the most people😂

    • @uncleverremarksguy
      @uncleverremarksguy Před rokem +91

      @@gideonretzlaff9573 i believe the most triggering are the racist and homophobic jokes

    • @el1theguy962
      @el1theguy962 Před rokem +66

      @@uncleverremarksguy which are the most funny ones

    • @Hjh826
      @Hjh826 Před rokem +15

      @@uncleverremarksguy homophobia is only seen that way online. Ive never had a person call me out on gay jokes irl, not even techers.

  • @monkesteel7008
    @monkesteel7008 Před rokem +7980

    This man looking around like the cancel culture gang is going to get his ass like Scooby Doo

    • @AllenTax
      @AllenTax Před rokem +54

      Scooby couldn't save him escape.

    • @Gingenuity
      @Gingenuity Před rokem

      The far right is ruining everything.

    • @Fridge_Fiend
      @Fridge_Fiend Před rokem +170

      Cancel culture over what? These were tame as fuck

    • @rexz2525
      @rexz2525 Před rokem +137

      @@Fridge_Fiend people get offended over pronouns

    • @LotusEli
      @LotusEli Před rokem +113

      @@rexz2525 wanting to be respected isn't being offended, when you deny someone basic human decency, it's belittling and of course someone's going to not like you for it. If it's your right not to show respect, it's their right not to give it back. It's not a one way street.

  • @ethondomusic4533
    @ethondomusic4533 Před rokem +11376

    "Let's see if you guys can handle my jokes"
    *Just jokes about sex like every comedian ever*

    • @sws212
      @sws212 Před rokem +6

      Blame the uploader for clipping the horny jokes.

    • @thomasboi2255
      @thomasboi2255 Před rokem

      mf took 3 jokes from google and put them here

    • @lordofdestruction9351
      @lordofdestruction9351 Před rokem

      what is he gonna talk about? murder? people dying?

    • @thomasboi2255
      @thomasboi2255 Před rokem +34

      @@lordofdestruction9351 anything that isnt sex, works

    • @waroftheworlds2008
      @waroftheworlds2008 Před rokem +266

      Robin William had a couple good Holocaust jokes.

  • @smiledespite
    @smiledespite Před rokem +12852

    And u just have to diversify ur friends so u can joke about different stuff with different peoples

    • @kgkkoyog7684
      @kgkkoyog7684 Před rokem +10

      People*

    • @Nick.M
      @Nick.M Před rokem +7

      Well my friend group is definitely diverse

    • @Septicshites
      @Septicshites Před rokem +50

      @@Nick.M aye bro mine to we’re all fucked in the head when it comes to dark jokes

    • @trippiechris1852
      @trippiechris1852 Před rokem

      Or just dont give a fuck and stick with the people that can laugh about anything. Im not gonna joke on eggshells with someone who isnt gonna be my friend if I say something they dont like. Fuck yourself to that person

    • @anthonymansour5774
      @anthonymansour5774 Před rokem +9

      @@kgkkoyog7684 peoples can be correct as well

  • @shaddymate2736
    @shaddymate2736 Před rokem +457

    "top 100 jokes to tell at your friend's party or at school"

  • @GtsAntoni1
    @GtsAntoni1 Před rokem +302

    Wow. This was *very* tame for Jimmy. My man fears the cancel culture, evidently.

    • @hunterlurvey698
      @hunterlurvey698 Před rokem

      Holy fuck you guys treat cancle culture like its the boogie man. The entire joke was that they were crude and inappropriate, what did you want him to do? Just start screaming the N word?

    • @QuestNation3221
      @QuestNation3221 Před 3 měsíci +4

      No not all. Live he is still brutal as fuck. He has to tone it down for Americans, as they don’t understand British humour.

  • @Fridge_Fiend
    @Fridge_Fiend Před rokem +217

    "You can joke about anything"
    Proceeds to joke exclusivley about sex

  • @wasntwas
    @wasntwas Před rokem +922

    I thought there was gonna be a little racism.

    • @shituniverse1
      @shituniverse1 Před rokem +15

      Right?

    • @hawkmandude8059
      @hawkmandude8059 Před rokem +106

      Or like, any spice. This stuff is quite bland and ever since his special, hos jokes are just kinda bleh

    • @trackerjacker0
      @trackerjacker0 Před rokem +1

      He doesn't do that anymore

    • @RezidueWithaZ
      @RezidueWithaZ Před rokem +19

      @@hawkmandude8059 cant really do it anymore sadly, even with who he is and the comedy he does people are dumb nowadays and will target him for it, comedy will die out slowly

    • @flash4901
      @flash4901 Před rokem +16

      Why do u need a racist joke? Lol

  • @ronalddg9369
    @ronalddg9369 Před rokem +2387

    So to test if you can joke about anything with an audience, you have to tell increasingly mild jokes about one topic exclusively?

    • @nathanellison385
      @nathanellison385 Před rokem +8

      Yes

    • @puneethvenkatrao332
      @puneethvenkatrao332 Před rokem +110

      He used to be relentless before this pc sht

    • @SirGala-fh9xg
      @SirGala-fh9xg Před rokem +60

      To be fair that was just a short clip, I dearly hope it got more offensive

    • @Arcanecide
      @Arcanecide Před rokem

      @@SirGala-fh9xg I've watched this routine. All of his jokes after this were Michael Jackson pedo jokes. Shit that would have been funny 15 years ago

    • @chair6703
      @chair6703 Před rokem +1

      @@puneethvenkatrao332 dont think its anything to do with that

  • @matyasofinvention6304
    @matyasofinvention6304 Před rokem +4718

    This is so tame. I was read to laugh at some offensive as shit stuff. But all he did was make the same generic sex jokes I've heard for years.

    • @dizzyx7
      @dizzyx7 Před rokem +317

      While I don’t know this particular performance, his usual bit is to gradually increase to gauge the audience, one minute isn’t enough

    • @MSubero20
      @MSubero20 Před rokem +122

      This one is in a show with many comedians presented by Bill Burr. The show was fairly good, the audience was just bland af.
      Jimmy just gave a tiny bit to slightly test the audience

    • @Arcanecide
      @Arcanecide Před rokem +31

      @@MSubero20 The show was god awful.

    • @MSubero20
      @MSubero20 Před rokem +12

      @@Arcanecide I think it was way better than the audience made it. They gave a lot of effort applauding before and after the bits but they weren't listening to shit.
      I mean, it was a lot of crap compared to great shows but the bumping mics part and the songs at the end were good to watch, no viral shit, but decent.
      And some of the lesser known comedians didn't bomb so bad to get such bland reaction.

    • @Arcanecide
      @Arcanecide Před rokem +21

      @@MSubero20 Yeah the Ross/Attel section wasn't the worst. Burrs opening was alright too. But Michelle Wolf was awful, the woman after her was even worse. Jimmy Carr did 10 minutes of "Michal Jackson is a pedo" jokes that would have been funny 15 years ago I suppose. Overall, an extremely lackluster show. Also, blaming the audience for a comedians unfunny jokes isn't really an optimal criticism.

  • @osteoture241
    @osteoture241 Před rokem +75

    I’ll never forget what he said about this part. “You get them ready for a knockout, then you take a nap yourself.”

    • @AllenTax
      @AllenTax Před rokem

      Nap....oh I thought you said snap.😅

  • @SomeDumbRandomUser
    @SomeDumbRandomUser Před rokem +37

    "We put that to the test!"
    *most tame jokes from him ever*

  • @adeho789
    @adeho789 Před 10 měsíci +5

    His uncle taught him, my aunt taught me. 😂 Thank you Melinda!!!

  • @RapDap2333
    @RapDap2333 Před rokem +2

    I love with every joke he made the audiance got quieter

  • @Foxikaze
    @Foxikaze Před rokem +354

    Jimmy must of lost his edge. I remember watching some of his older stuff and he was hilarious.

    • @matrixuss
      @matrixuss Před rokem +41

      I agree with you, he used to be hilarious, I didn’t even smile watching this clip

    • @pizzataco7768
      @pizzataco7768 Před rokem +6

      @@matrixuss same 😕

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Před rokem +6

      This might be him just starting his set, idk

    • @justinrutlidge7367
      @justinrutlidge7367 Před rokem +28

      This is from Bill Burr’s special type show on Netflix, he only does like 5 minutes, in front of an American audience, he probably picked the “safer” jokes.

    • @Arcanecide
      @Arcanecide Před rokem

      @@oz_jones The rest of this routine was made up of tired old Michael Jackson pedo jokes. It was bad, trust me.

  • @michaelkeaton5394
    @michaelkeaton5394 Před rokem +20

    "You can joke about everything but not with everyone"
    French folks: i've seen this before...

  • @t_t_bb
    @t_t_bb Před rokem +43

    He always looks confused about the crowd laughing

    • @spencer6072
      @spencer6072 Před rokem +14

      Its because hes still confused on how he has got this far as a comedian

  • @yummowickersham7746
    @yummowickersham7746 Před rokem +5

    These are some of the most tame jokes I’ve heard in a while

  • @micro11.
    @micro11. Před rokem +12

    "We'll put that to the test"
    "I really hate bla-"

  • @miffedcuttlefish6139
    @miffedcuttlefish6139 Před rokem +3

    Jimmy Carr is by far one of the funniest comedians Britains got. Hands down.

  • @justoriantal
    @justoriantal Před rokem +249

    None of these jokes were funny💀 it's like he went to a dark jokes subreddit and grabbed the most upvoted posts

    • @fichthe
      @fichthe Před rokem +3

      Subjective. You don’t find them funny. I found like 1 of them funny. Someone else might have found all of them funny.

    • @justoriantal
      @justoriantal Před rokem +32

      @@fichthe I mean yeah of course but if you laughed at all of these then I'm gonna say you have a horrible sense of humor. They're just old jokes that I feel like I saw online in middle school. Not shit you'd say onstage as a professional comedian

    • @trackerjacker0
      @trackerjacker0 Před rokem +1

      I agree

    • @Foxikaze
      @Foxikaze Před rokem +3

      Try watching his older stuff. He used to be absolutely relentless, but I'm guessing he's toned down his humour because of the PC crap

    • @cryxlz
      @cryxlz Před rokem

      @@Foxikaze no you are literally seeing a tiny part of a show, get the fuck outta here with ur bs

  • @davidmichael3189
    @davidmichael3189 Před rokem +2

    Completely Unbeatable. Classic JC

  • @Imagayartist
    @Imagayartist Před rokem +1

    Why did the amount of people laughing lowering with every joke crack me up more than the jokes themselves? 🤣

  • @STUFF-bd9hp
    @STUFF-bd9hp Před rokem +544

    He doesn’t even make actual jokes lmao I stg I could find these jokes on a list of dirty jokes on the internet

    • @farkasmactavish
      @farkasmactavish Před rokem +13

      Define "actual joke".

    • @yeetwchybaban
      @yeetwchybaban Před rokem +1

      okay

    • @freddyfootstomps6557
      @freddyfootstomps6557 Před rokem +15

      if you can it’s because he wrote them…

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 Před rokem +6

      @@freddyfootstomps6557 Or because they're incredibly mid like him

    • @luccianoblock5127
      @luccianoblock5127 Před rokem +2

      He delivers it good thays how comedy is and he doesn't joke like that all the time he just said let's put this to the test so that's why he speaks like a list

  • @Knoxsinn
    @Knoxsinn Před rokem +14

    You can joke about anything, just make it funny.
    Mission failed.

  • @shadowraptors1132
    @shadowraptors1132 Před 3 měsíci

    I love that he just tells jokes and that it. He's like a joke book. I love him.

  • @thealienlife
    @thealienlife Před rokem +1

    This guy is LITERALLY dollar store Jim Carrey. He's jimmy car

  • @jarde1989
    @jarde1989 Před rokem +4

    That one guy laughing hard AF 😂😂😂

  • @BisexualPlagueDoctor
    @BisexualPlagueDoctor Před rokem +11

    The background “C’MON” was fuckin gold

  • @nasis18
    @nasis18 Před rokem +1

    Jimmy Carr is fucking brutal 😂

  • @loismohan6
    @loismohan6 Před 11 měsíci

    I'm cracking up! Love this guy!

  • @thewrastler
    @thewrastler Před rokem +27

    He is so impressed with himself

  • @ianleonard3264
    @ianleonard3264 Před rokem +7

    “Dark humor is like food
    Not everyone gets it”

  • @_underdemeciated_
    @_underdemeciated_ Před rokem +1

    The light looks behind look eye's watching him as if he's a puppet in a show. And in the intro when he says "lest put that to the test" he looked like a malfunctioning puppet/robot.

  • @SallySockPuppet
    @SallySockPuppet Před 18 dny

    This man is the best of us!!!

  • @flargarbason1740
    @flargarbason1740 Před rokem +14

    You know cancel culture has taken over when a comedian is trying to make “offensive” jokes without touching anything about race, gender, or dark humor.

    • @jarskil8862
      @jarskil8862 Před rokem +3

      Idk
      He did use term "girl" and "woman"
      Some would find such words offensive in 2022 so 👀

    • @leruxking1575
      @leruxking1575 Před rokem

      @@jarskil8862 yeah just like you little boy find being called a beta offensive

    • @ruse_d_news
      @ruse_d_news Před rokem

      So having sex with your uncle when you're a child isn't dark? Good to know.

    • @loliabuzer
      @loliabuzer Před rokem

      @@jarskil8862 coming from a male? Absolutely. 90% of what a man could possibly say is offensive

  • @user-zi8lg5qu1h
    @user-zi8lg5qu1h Před rokem +3

    The farmacy one deserves the whole place laughing

    • @honestgabe.
      @honestgabe. Před rokem

      I didn't get it though. What's a "farmacy?"

  • @namesdontmatter6313
    @namesdontmatter6313 Před rokem +1

    This shit here is why i love this man

    • @TheBeanis8
      @TheBeanis8 Před rokem +2

      For barely offensive stale jokes? Maybe the bar has just been pushed too far now because these were nothing. Felt like he was trying too hard tbh, but of course that's just my opinion.

  • @stormy_4789
    @stormy_4789 Před rokem +2

    "We'll put that to the test"
    Me: Sure, can't be that ba.. Oh my god.

  • @lavasharkandboygirl9716
    @lavasharkandboygirl9716 Před rokem +3

    When did Jimmy Carr get so old? I swear he was like 32 in 2019 now he’s like 58

  • @_xxpegasusxx_7204
    @_xxpegasusxx_7204 Před rokem +6

    "You can joke about anything", proceeds to tell 3 consecutive sex related jokes
    how original

  • @JG-vh1xc
    @JG-vh1xc Před rokem +1

    That little head tilt and cheeky smile

  • @devonqi
    @devonqi Před rokem

    In higher states of love i find there is a very fine line of things one can laugh at without feeling bad after.
    Dive into this fine line. And one finds an infinite and absolute amount of justified humor

  • @CRAZYSCOTSMAN666
    @CRAZYSCOTSMAN666 Před rokem +15

    Ever since Jimmy changed his hair he just doesn't seem right lol

  • @Svenskanorden1
    @Svenskanorden1 Před rokem +11

    Anyone else that doesnt find him that funny

  • @Chisuto21
    @Chisuto21 Před 3 měsíci

    He might be the only one that can make a dad joke actually hit

  • @VNXUNI
    @VNXUNI Před rokem +8

    😂😂

  • @ElRey_Congo
    @ElRey_Congo Před rokem +4

    Should stick with the bit about blm… now that’s a joke

  • @degrassi420
    @degrassi420 Před rokem

    that one guy really liked that second joke

  • @Ogrematic
    @Ogrematic Před rokem

    I love this guy. He really pushes it.

  • @thetaagenshow9549
    @thetaagenshow9549 Před rokem +9

    Is this guy’s definition of edgy just sex jokes? Kinda lame.

    • @emalaw1329
      @emalaw1329 Před rokem +1

      Not really, he's capable of saying some pretty deranged stuff (see the roast of Pete Davidson), but I agree his joke picks for testing out the audience were a bit weak, given the buildup

    • @ruse_d_news
      @ruse_d_news Před rokem

      This is just a segment the poster took. There are more.

    • @Cherry-pu4mx
      @Cherry-pu4mx Před rokem

      He made 4 jokes with the last joke being setup by the previous 3 jokes. Lighten up taagen

  • @indianagavin
    @indianagavin Před rokem +4

    I mean I get what he's trying to do but I didn't find any of those jokes particularly funny

  • @mdooms76
    @mdooms76 Před rokem

    Everytime I see him I keep waiting for him to do a magic trick. Lol

  • @Heartless_.d2
    @Heartless_.d2 Před rokem

    He is right u can joke about anything but only with the right ppl

  • @BestTreadCarefully
    @BestTreadCarefully Před rokem +8

    I'm absolutely appalled that you have the AUDACITY to stand up there on that stage right there, and not tell ONE, SINGLE joke about why Great Danes are BY FAR divorced middle aged women's most adopted breed!! And you call yourself a comedian?!.....
    POPPYCOCK!!
    or, in this case,
    PUPPYCOCK!!
    See! it's unavoidable, really.

  • @thechad1760
    @thechad1760 Před rokem +4

    Does anyone think this dude's funny ?

    • @rileymannion5301
      @rileymannion5301 Před rokem +7

      This is how his act works, he starts out shitty then works his way up through the show, trust me this is literally the first 4 jokes

    • @sofiaguerrero0969
      @sofiaguerrero0969 Před rokem +3

      He’s amazing. this isn’t his natural flow. He’s just doing the basics right now and then he gets the audience more involved as he goes on

  • @iancuspinera1160
    @iancuspinera1160 Před rokem

    Anthony Jeselnik is the master of dark humor. You never know where his jokes are going, his punch lines are unpredictable and funny as shit

  • @LeMont230
    @LeMont230 Před rokem

    “Let’s see if you can handle my jokes”
    Says the tamest jokes he’s ever said

  • @charlottehernandez8803

    I love this man! Yes, he can really push it.

  • @1nfernaldrak356
    @1nfernaldrak356 Před 11 měsíci

    "You can joke about anything, but not with anyone"
    Not gonna lie, that's a very wise saying

  • @BiLdoEMcLown
    @BiLdoEMcLown Před 3 měsíci

    The thing with comedy is that there ARE lines that one shouldn't cross, but there's ways to blur and or move those lines and a well versed comic can dance all over them.

  • @epicgamer2485
    @epicgamer2485 Před rokem

    HE hadn't started joking with the bike😂

  • @ragebuck5154
    @ragebuck5154 Před rokem

    Every one of those had me dying

  • @barontetteh
    @barontetteh Před rokem

    Jimmy Carr is just funny 😂😂

  • @MrSuspicious0
    @MrSuspicious0 Před rokem

    This special was fucking amazing. We got his dark material for Christmas, supernature not too long ago, and then this masterpiece from bull burr, fantastic

  • @oliverodendahl6582
    @oliverodendahl6582 Před rokem

    That one guys laugh 😂
    “HA HA HA HAAAAAAaaaaaa….”

  • @zinc_ave
    @zinc_ave Před rokem +1

    Love the random yellow highlights

  • @howlingcommandose
    @howlingcommandose Před rokem +2

    This is letting the audience decide the punch line. Like an open ended statement.

  • @lorienjohnson9721
    @lorienjohnson9721 Před 11 měsíci

    when i seen his show he told these same jokes, it was hilarious since the crowd i was with was howling laughing

  • @Exo_Tyrannus
    @Exo_Tyrannus Před rokem

    This was extremely tame compared to what he normally does

  • @johnpiper2884
    @johnpiper2884 Před rokem

    That last one was clutch

  • @theandroidsentbycyberlife5215

    I like how after a joke he just looked around, worried

  • @oliver-04
    @oliver-04 Před rokem +1

    The second joke was really good

    • @oliver-04
      @oliver-04 Před 3 měsíci

      a year later and i still agree

  • @juststop23
    @juststop23 Před rokem

    He's finally aging out of his Goosebumps puppet phase

  • @Hurkes
    @Hurkes Před rokem

    Didn't stop at the third, went straight for the 4th. ❤️‍🔥😂

  • @aimist8099
    @aimist8099 Před rokem

    His voice is so smooth ... I didnt expect that voice on him

  • @chrisvaughan2462
    @chrisvaughan2462 Před měsícem

    I was asked to leave the pharmacy 😂😂😂

  • @ViperIQ.
    @ViperIQ. Před 9 měsíci

    He turned the tables just like that.

  • @faker_blue
    @faker_blue Před rokem

    This guy is comedy gold

  • @This6Isnt6Real6
    @This6Isnt6Real6 Před rokem

    Jimmy Carr is an amazing stand up comedian.

  • @nicolebrady4203
    @nicolebrady4203 Před rokem

    Fuckn love you 💜 Jimmy Carr 😍
    You always make me laugh and I love 💕 ur laugh it's great
    Was so excited last night as my late bday gift I got to see you live
    So thank you 🙏

  • @Wineblood
    @Wineblood Před 7 měsíci

    Jimmy Carr has gotten so tame.

  • @deepfried_hobo3652
    @deepfried_hobo3652 Před rokem

    I spit my drink out on the uncle one😂

  • @anchors2860
    @anchors2860 Před rokem

    As soon as he said the first one I heard police sirens on my street lmao

  • @rainbow206
    @rainbow206 Před rokem

    As a CSA survivor, that first joke was funny

  • @rirenn550
    @rirenn550 Před rokem

    He really thought every single one of them hit

  • @danirai8989
    @danirai8989 Před rokem

    the last one 💀

  • @jasonmoore9526
    @jasonmoore9526 Před rokem

    What got me was the guy laughing his head off after the sex joke and then the ha that he does right when it goes quiet

  • @raxino774
    @raxino774 Před 7 měsíci

    My uncle told me the same; that's how I learned what it feels like to ride a bike without even riding once

  • @sethlouden2529
    @sethlouden2529 Před rokem

    Jimmy's comedy is perfect for shorts

  • @jnny855
    @jnny855 Před rokem

    That went from sweet home to Alabama real quick

  • @BFlynn-tl9pg
    @BFlynn-tl9pg Před rokem

    Omg, Jimmy's slaying it.

  • @videogamehighlights4209

    the uncle one caught me off guard and i laughed so hard

  • @MAkweem
    @MAkweem Před rokem

    The more I watch it, the more I understand LMAO

  • @ghostofanant
    @ghostofanant Před rokem

    Him looking around just like
    *oh God are they gonna do anything*

  • @leoberget750
    @leoberget750 Před rokem

    dark humor is the best type of humor

  • @Noremorse1782
    @Noremorse1782 Před rokem

    Homie went dark and I love it lmfaoooo

  • @sincerecinnamon
    @sincerecinnamon Před rokem

    I laughed at each of these, and I like that he could have said anything in that moment, but he goes with the stuff that still isn't even close to terrible. I respect having an opportunity to take unnecessary risks and choosing to make a bunch of sex jokes at his own expense

  • @_Uno_Cinco_
    @_Uno_Cinco_ Před rokem

    Jimmys are always funny XD