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  • čas přidán 7. 08. 2024
  • The best posts from the top of r/Me_irl on Reddit. Don't forget to check out the community subreddit / ezpz
    Narrator: / zachxfuller

Komentáře • 829

  • @Jeremyjji
    @Jeremyjji Před 3 lety +655

    The name of that feeling when you fall while half asleep is called a *hypnic* *jerk*

  • @elisesuggs9960
    @elisesuggs9960 Před 3 lety +367

    teacher: "how do you spell orange?"
    me: "the fruit or the color?"

  • @notaviking2475
    @notaviking2475 Před 3 lety +75

    6:18 well it Hello World witch is basically the most basic and first thing any coder would learn

    • @iguessihaveinsomnia4594
      @iguessihaveinsomnia4594 Před 3 lety +6

      I don't know anything about coding than extracting files and make an app function. But yeah i recognise the app used.

    • @AmirRazan
      @AmirRazan Před 3 lety

      As a person who is trying to learn the basics of coding, true that, dude. Looks like C++ if you ask me. But the comment section reminded me that is actually Phyton.

    • @jbpipa430
      @jbpipa430 Před 2 lety

      *which

  • @draconiquist
    @draconiquist Před 3 lety +1374

    Loved the thumbnail

    • @kos3272
      @kos3272 Před 3 lety +37

      when a pigeon sits like thats it means that its sickly or close to death

    • @tobyhjerte6235
      @tobyhjerte6235 Před 3 lety +16

      Well I love your profile picture. :') we will all miss Unus Annus.

    • @draconiquist
      @draconiquist Před 3 lety +11

      @@tobyhjerte6235 thank you Camp Unus Anus was my favorite part

    • @draconiquist
      @draconiquist Před 3 lety +6

      @@kos3272 ive herd of that but I'm still not sure if it's true

    • @foxinsocks4693
      @foxinsocks4693 Před 3 lety +3

      @@draconiquist Always remember the buddy system

  • @nethascotx24
    @nethascotx24 Před 3 lety +5

    6:16 this is the most badass programming setup I’ve ever seen. The joke is that it’s being used to type “Hello world!” into the console, which is basically the first thing any programmer does.

  • @DogeOwO
    @DogeOwO Před 3 lety +39

    There are two people in this world :
    1 reads it as “Ez Pez”
    2 reads it as “easy peasy”
    Which one are you?

  • @boomouno6970
    @boomouno6970 Před 3 lety +14

    *Everybody gangsta until you realize that pigeons sitting means they’re close to death or sick*

  • @intalcu5610
    @intalcu5610 Před 3 lety +8

    3:01 Those are rookie numbers.

  • @x_jh_x
    @x_jh_x Před 3 lety +51

    6:16 not gonna lie, I laughed a little too hard at this Python meme

    • @aquasama588
      @aquasama588 Před 3 lety +5

      Hello_world = input()
      Print(Hello_world)

    • @aquasama588
      @aquasama588 Před 3 lety +3

      print("xJose Hernandezx I saw your reply, and i appreciate it")

    • @x_jh_x
      @x_jh_x Před 3 lety +3

      @@aquasama588 print("I didn't know if the extent of the joke was too far but appreciated. ")

    • @Combes_
      @Combes_ Před 3 lety

      @@x_jh_x
      T

    • @Combes_
      @Combes_ Před 3 lety

      Hello

  • @cattwithagattt3096
    @cattwithagattt3096 Před 3 lety +1032

    * has a bad day* sees a sitting pigon hm I like this.

  • @ptr7715
    @ptr7715 Před 3 lety +18

    Pigeons sitting means they are basically on their death bed.

    • @seimuu
      @seimuu Před 3 lety +1

      :(

    • @kikimaliki5585
      @kikimaliki5585 Před 3 lety +5

      How dare you tell me this peice of information. i hope both sides of the pillow will be warm for you.

  • @PLU70
    @PLU70 Před 3 lety +189

    I just woke up to see this.
    I am *PLEASED*

  • @quackquackquackityquack3177

    Actually Jesús Crist was probably not white because of the área he Lived in

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 Před 3 lety +5

      "if he'd been white, that would have been the fucking miracle"

    • @estebanduran33
      @estebanduran33 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah he was born in the Middle East ( I think)
      Which is the place in between India and Europe
      (eg. Saudi Arabia) I think

    • @darkherculeskabuterimon7203
      @darkherculeskabuterimon7203 Před 3 lety +3

      I'mma keep it real, based on all the old tales, I don't think Jesus was even a 'he'.
      Here's my logic: God is an amorphous being, neither male nor female, their true form being in the eye of the beholder. One of God's most commonly shown abilities was lightning generation. Sure, God created Adam, Eve, and everything else, but, what if, and hear me out, God sent some lightning into the way of Maria, not enough to harm her, but enough to trick one of her eggs into self-fertilizing, which then became Jesus. Now, while we could just assume some more divine magic like what turned Adam from clay to flesh, in a scientific light, this would allow Maria to have had a child while still a virgin. The child would be 100% guaranteed a female, of course, but it would be the most scientific explanation without dragging Maria's reputation through the mud. Not to mention there have been several instances in nature of (admittedly most, if not all, reptiles) females having offspring without a male partner.
      But hey, that's just a theory, a RELIGION THEORY!

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 Před 3 lety +2

      @@darkherculeskabuterimon7203 if I remember correctly, virgin was either a mistranslation and was supposed to be young woman/girl or the story was changed later to make the birth seem more miraculous.

    • @quackquackquackityquack3177
      @quackquackquackityquack3177 Před 3 lety +1

      @@darkherculeskabuterimon7203 Yeah You got that right God and the angels are light beings we can't call really them he or she

  • @intalcu5610
    @intalcu5610 Před 3 lety +9

    5:20 What other people actually say: Wait, you have a twin?

  • @intalcu5610
    @intalcu5610 Před 3 lety +5

    2:59 _insert picture of Jeff Bezos frowning_

  • @ANTUBER
    @ANTUBER Před 3 lety +17

    when you refresh the recommended right as ezpz uploads

  • @Doc903
    @Doc903 Před 3 lety +6

    1:34 Or, when your body decides, for some reason, that shifting and arm/leg would be a great thing to do; and you wake up with your heart pounding unreasonably.

  • @intalcu5610
    @intalcu5610 Před 3 lety +3

    6:14 The joke is that there's a massive setup and a person cracking their knuckles, making people think the meme is leading up to something important, followed by a "Hello world program", literally the first and simplest program most programmers ever write, creating an anticlimax.

  • @terrymightyena5820
    @terrymightyena5820 Před 3 lety +2

    I love how at 2:03 they started censoring "oh" instead of "shit"
    Also 3:50 really got me laughing

  • @1Neb5
    @1Neb5 Před 3 lety +2

    4:55
    Me who hasn't had any of that for a few years:
    I'm okay

  • @thechosenone9910
    @thechosenone9910 Před 3 lety +3

    6:16 Even when you buy all sorts of fancy monitors, everyone’s first line of code is ‘hello world’.

  • @captainrob5371
    @captainrob5371 Před 3 lety +3

    9:26 Need To Know was very mad about these pigeons

  • @Laika_Kanni
    @Laika_Kanni Před 3 lety +9

    Me: trying to watch the video
    An ad for PETA: “this poor animal has been stuck in-“
    Me: skips ad

  • @TheHotBlade
    @TheHotBlade Před 3 lety +6

    When you see a 7 minute old EzPz video and it doesn't have a dislike yet...
    *This does put a smile on my face.*

  • @intalcu5610
    @intalcu5610 Před 3 lety +9

    5:33 Pretty sure that's not what they meant when they said "fractal art".

  • @christinajai5996
    @christinajai5996 Před 3 lety +1

    1:30 "now we're in November"
    Me: *screams in march 2021*

  • @devyanshkhanna9701
    @devyanshkhanna9701 Před 3 lety

    6:13 the funny thing is the person went through all the effort to put together this giant setup, and just started the language

  • @a_Minion_of_Soros
    @a_Minion_of_Soros Před 2 lety +1

    Keeping track of units when doing math is important. On a math test once, I had to calculate the are of a room I had to paint. I calculated the volume of paint needed to fill the room, and subtracted the area of the door and windows...

  • @jaxeatssnacks1436
    @jaxeatssnacks1436 Před 3 lety +1

    The reason it takes a lot of force to kill a spider is because they have a body that works via a hydraulic system, so they are just semi-hard shell bits filled with sloshing liquid that gets pumped between those shell bits. Spiderman has a human body, so he would die instantly if he did anything he did in the movies, but a Man Spider on the other hand...

  • @Goldy01
    @Goldy01 Před 3 lety

    The computer meme with the huge screens is a jab at coding newbies, that spend a fortune to get an amazing setup, but then only write a "hello world" print lmao

  • @koukibouharrat2935
    @koukibouharrat2935 Před 3 lety +1

    I love how everyone talks about not being hugged since the beginning of the year but the last time I was hugged was about 4 years ago

  • @trentformer1012
    @trentformer1012 Před 3 lety +1

    as a programmer, I understand 6:17 and will elaborate. He is a programmer, the code Print("Hello world") wich is in one of the simplest forms of code, Lua, when you open up a script platform and a console (where all text and other complex stuff is held), Print("Hello world") would be the first thing that pops up. You're welcome

  • @bruhnt5063
    @bruhnt5063 Před 3 lety +1

    All of you people think those pigeons are cute sitting like that but a pigeon sitting like that means that it's either extremely sick, or even approaching death

  • @sia9918
    @sia9918 Před 3 lety +1

    Did you know that when it feels like you fall in your sleep and you wake up immediately it means your brain shut down too fast and assumes it’s dying so it makes you feel like you’re falling :)

  • @jesuschristbutafab9923

    The fake fall thing is literally your brain giving you vibe check

  • @CovensAgainstTheThrone
    @CovensAgainstTheThrone Před 3 lety +2

    5:40 Hobo Phoenix is a mood tho

  • @justicebeske5704
    @justicebeske5704 Před 3 lety

    That meme about thinking your falling when your about to fall asleep is kind of interesting, normally I just think I'm falling, but last night, sense it's winter, it felt like I slipped on ice.

  • @intalcu5610
    @intalcu5610 Před 3 lety +3

    5:13 I've always been thrilled by that. So neat, so clean, so many options...
    Did whatever deity may or may not control the Universe forget to make me be born at age 0?

  • @BaconPixx
    @BaconPixx Před 3 lety +1

    Sometimes it is said that pigeons sitting like that could be a signal that they are seriously sick or almost approaching death. They could also be suffering from, a common pigeon disease damaging their legs. It is also possible that a salmonella infection is hampering flying abilities and causing them to limp.

  • @skydragon84
    @skydragon84 Před 3 lety

    The cheetah getting emotional support dogs isn't that their shy, it's because they get anxious.

  • @dantethespoon1087
    @dantethespoon1087 Před 3 lety

    0:58
    Me:*looks up guides on the right thing to say and is reluctant to pick dialog because I don't want anyone to be upset or mad at me*

  • @chamo7202
    @chamo7202 Před 3 lety

    1:33 for me it's more like going down a water slide of relaxing in a pool, and sometimes the falling thing yes.

  • @lestertheguy1734
    @lestertheguy1734 Před 3 lety

    3:06
    “THE STORE IS NOW CLOSED”
    -PLEASE EXIT THE BUILDING.-

  • @Ametys007
    @Ametys007 Před 3 lety +1

    OMG I really love your laugh, it just fits so well to the video... not overacted, not stupid, just honest

  • @l.mikallieanderson7127
    @l.mikallieanderson7127 Před 3 lety +1

    4:45
    My ear with an infection go:
    *e e e e e e e e e EEEOOOOOOWWWW THAT HURTS*

  • @kos3272
    @kos3272 Před 3 lety +2

    when a pigeon sits like thats it means that its sickly or close to death

  • @Zacsmith47284
    @Zacsmith47284 Před 3 lety

    The fake fall puts me to sleep cause my body go’s into shock and is forced to shut off last time I was falling 100 feet to cement.

  • @mumujibirb
    @mumujibirb Před 3 lety

    Remember! Never google why pigeons sit. This is imperative. You will never recover emotionally.

  • @zombie-king-8769
    @zombie-king-8769 Před 3 lety

    4:50 Me who hasn't been hugged at all in my entire life: amateurs

  • @Belov3ed_Angel
    @Belov3ed_Angel Před 3 lety +44

    How have people already liked this even tho the video is 10 minutes long and it wasn’t even posted a minute ago

  • @sophiema123
    @sophiema123 Před 3 lety

    We were having online lesson that last for an hour and a half. We love the teacher, but he really drove us mad by asking us to type ‘ok’ every 3 minutes. I was so annoyed that I muted him at last.

  • @misterquinster8816
    @misterquinster8816 Před 3 lety

    6:13 Don't worry robin, i can explain this meme for you. This guy goes to his computer and gets all hyped up about creating a great game, and then puts in the simplest code known to mankind and gives up.

  • @runner0233
    @runner0233 Před 3 lety +2

    2:02
    how the fuck are you capable of someone sitting on your lap, that's like harder than dark souls, remnant and cuphead combined

  • @LT0124-Mythica0
    @LT0124-Mythica0 Před 3 lety +1

    2:19 sitting or lying or standing anywhere (especially near my bed) in the dark.

  • @LA-dh7qe
    @LA-dh7qe Před 3 lety

    Teacher: "95 what? apples? bananas?"
    Me: "How was i supposed to know mentioning your age would trigger your dementia?"

    • @niyahgreen9546
      @niyahgreen9546 Před 3 lety

      OMGGGG I- BRO I WISH I HAD THE BALLS TO SAY THIS

  • @DrKoneko
    @DrKoneko Před 3 lety

    6:19 "Hello world" is the most basic thing you can type out. The print function just makes it say "Hello world." This means you can test your coding language with a short and simple command.

  • @MrDontu123
    @MrDontu123 Před 3 lety

    The hug one hit hard. Haven't had a hug in years... Life sucks. xD

  • @1nkSp1ll
    @1nkSp1ll Před 3 lety +1

    1:58 bro as a 5'1 gremlin with a 5'9 girlfriend, I have no choice but to be the second option-

  • @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.
    @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. Před 3 lety

    6:14 Highly elaborate coding / creativity workspace. Uses it to write the most simple code imaginable.

  • @lunadobovicnik8416
    @lunadobovicnik8416 Před 3 lety +1

    5:02 I cant. I just cant sleep like that, I need to be on my side or my back.
    .

  • @spidey-fw1lb
    @spidey-fw1lb Před 3 lety

    The fake fall makes me relax

  • @michaeljohnson1117
    @michaeljohnson1117 Před rokem

    9:55 Reply "Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize your altztimers was getting so bad that you can't remember what your talking about from one sentence to the next."

  • @pluto.5138
    @pluto.5138 Před 3 lety +1

    8:24 I spit my drink and now it's at the point where you can feel it on the bottom of your nose

  • @gamingfirst3655
    @gamingfirst3655 Před 3 lety

    4:51 me who hasn’t had a hug for like 6 years: this is fine

  • @ahmedhamoda2748
    @ahmedhamoda2748 Před 3 lety

    6:15 print hello world is the most basic code you could ever write yet you have such an insane setup with professional software...

  • @traviscrumbey7969
    @traviscrumbey7969 Před 3 lety

    1:30 If this is talking about what I think its talking about than I have never seen something more relatable

  • @denisn4te799
    @denisn4te799 Před 3 lety +3

    1:35 this made me laugh so hard

  • @Awesomer555
    @Awesomer555 Před 3 lety

    I actually enjoy the fake falling thing especially when it makes me think I'm doing flips

  • @flattio
    @flattio Před 3 lety

    0:58 when you press “heckle” not knowing what it means when you meet snowdrake in undertale

  • @citiesinruin9435
    @citiesinruin9435 Před 3 lety +3

    *Random fact of the day:*
    *A Dogs average life span is 15 years . So , to find one dog year :*
    (15 X 365 ) ÷ 100
    = 5,475 ÷ 100
    = 54.75
    *So basically , 54.7 days is one dog* *year.*
    *PS , I'm taking 100 as a base value for 100% of 15 years*
    Thanks for reading 😁

    • @alwaysindanger2279
      @alwaysindanger2279 Před 3 lety +1

      Thanks, My dog just turned 15, and now I'm scared i'm gonna wake up with a dead dog on my bed.
      (but seriously, Thanks for doing this math for me)

    • @Akunai_
      @Akunai_ Před 3 lety

      Can someone fact check this?

    • @alwaysindanger2279
      @alwaysindanger2279 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Akunai_ No, the math adds up, I used the power of CALCULATOR

    • @citiesinruin9435
      @citiesinruin9435 Před 3 lety

      @@alwaysindanger2279 ♥️♥️♥️😊 thanks for the nice comment

    • @alwaysindanger2279
      @alwaysindanger2279 Před 3 lety +1

      @@citiesinruin9435 no problem

  • @thesleepydude9570
    @thesleepydude9570 Před 3 lety

    They dude who walked in on himself was him disarpertaing really fast

  • @sbug2242
    @sbug2242 Před 3 lety

    EzPz or Emkay: posts video
    My depression and paranoia: *why do i hear boss music?*

  • @mendezgabrielryans.2930

    I agree fake falling while sleeping is worse than a nightmare

  • @fawnsyy
    @fawnsyy Před 3 lety +1

    Everyone rn just say
    Pspspspspspspsp
    Trust me you’ll start laughing

  • @jakegoldman7404
    @jakegoldman7404 Před 3 lety

    the coding joke, so basically its like getting hyped up about coding, and then you just write a simple pythion script that says "Hello World!"

  • @MultiScorpia
    @MultiScorpia Před 3 lety

    I love your Me_irl Memes, just my kind of humor

  • @cripplinganxiety6512
    @cripplinganxiety6512 Před 3 lety

    "science says we need 4 hugs to survive, 8 for comfort, 12 for growth"
    me who hasn't been hugged since i was a child: guess imma die then

  • @daniellereid4633
    @daniellereid4633 Před 3 lety

    What you do now is take a picture of your living room with the picture, hang that picture and then repeat the cycle until you have an endless wormhole on your wall

  • @intalcu5610
    @intalcu5610 Před 3 lety +2

    9:44 Do you mean: "using 😏 after a normal sentence is the funniest s**t ever 😏"

  • @LunaxioProductions
    @LunaxioProductions Před 2 lety +1

    1:33 FREAKIN' RELATABLE.

  • @destdehat
    @destdehat Před 3 lety

    the "print("Hello World!") is a basic line of code that always pops up when you create a new script in lua (code just prompts a message saying "Hello World!" on the scripts output

  • @shaunware1232
    @shaunware1232 Před 3 lety

    6:15 the meme is that he has all of that computer equipment, only to program, "Hello World" a super simple program.

  • @annamae3369
    @annamae3369 Před 3 lety

    When your looking for some video to cheer you up but all you really needed was a picture of a sitting pigeon

  • @moonbox0929
    @moonbox0929 Před 3 lety +1

    Is it sad that I have watched this video so many times I know which meme is coming next, and don’t even have to read it to know what it says?

  • @drakeseiser9012
    @drakeseiser9012 Před 3 lety

    Everyone has the fake-fall thing but have you ever had the fake-slip thing where your trying to sleep and you randomly think you slip on something and you suddenly kick your foot up.

  • @cakedon
    @cakedon Před 3 lety

    when i make an rpg and make rude dialogs i need there to be a "Sorry" option to a dialog so the guy playing doesnt need to quickload lol

  • @IAmTerrestrial
    @IAmTerrestrial Před 3 lety

    I've been hugged a grand total of three times this year, how am I okay?

  • @thewalkingtree2800
    @thewalkingtree2800 Před 3 lety

    -4:43 minutes left... it showed me getting made on how it’s made I hold garbage friends and I myself am garbage too

  • @TheLegend-hf7pc
    @TheLegend-hf7pc Před 3 lety +1

    When you realize the prove youre not a robot test is conducted by a robot

  • @Casual_Shadow
    @Casual_Shadow Před 3 lety

    The meme at 6:15 is an anime reference to an anime called 'Hello World' the setup makes more sense after watching the anime, the anime is in a movie format.

  • @elvisdog_3988
    @elvisdog_3988 Před 3 lety

    Congrats on 500k

  • @mangyo7675
    @mangyo7675 Před 3 lety

    10:06
    Salesman: *slaps USA*
    Salesman: *gets bombed twice*

  • @theyinninja8859
    @theyinninja8859 Před 3 lety

    Every time when I do fall in my dreams, it's like I am falling, and then
    POW I am awake

  • @Lite_Me_Up
    @Lite_Me_Up Před 3 lety

    1:31 your body does that because your brain senses you falling asleep so fast that it thinks you're dying so it wakes you up.

  • @GAT-X-K9
    @GAT-X-K9 Před 3 lety

    Alien: slaps earth “you can fit so many dumbasses on this thing”

  • @potato9637
    @potato9637 Před 3 lety +1

    I tink im dying i cant stand up whitout falling down and i see fuzzy but im not gonna tell my mom becouse
    I aint drinking lavender oil and get more sick lol

  • @metal_cheetos
    @metal_cheetos Před 3 lety

    Someone in my 4th grade class answered a question just saying the number and my teacher said and I quote, "35 what, monkey fingers, frog tails?"
    *She said "frog tails"*

  • @mintyboycook4804
    @mintyboycook4804 Před 3 lety

    Breaking news:Local pigeon tired today

  • @jrwkc
    @jrwkc Před 3 lety

    6:15. the most basic program you can write is called a "hello world" program. The joke being that this person has this crazy ass setup and he just uses it to write a starter program for learning. It would be like getting a ferrari to practice backing down your driveway.

  • @DogE-wn7gf
    @DogE-wn7gf Před 3 lety +1

    At 4:02 the bear looks like he is going to cry
    (And some people do that type of thing to hack people so yeah just gonna worn ya)