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You look good today Henry. day 3
im good but will it work in uk?
"Just you putting your arm there makes me super nervous."
"I wonder why."
Because it's not a shower carrot?
Tralala will rising
Holy shit. This comment fucking killed me.
LOL
@Nerdy Jeremy what’s fishing???
was trying to comment a name of movie here with a carrot scene but some moderator keeps removing it. I can understand automoderation being dumb but an actual human being an anti-porn puritan on this channel? .. must be rewarding work.
To anybody who doesn't know: another reason the guy killed the rapist was because he was bragging about what he did to the guys sister and the guy finally snapped after a while.
@password 12 that's the thing, he wasn't.
In this case I say two "wrongs" does make a right, the guy should be released with all charges wiped and the state's thanks for service rendered. On top of ridding the planet of that human waste, think of all the tax payer's money he saved ..
@@phj223 All I know is that if he applied for a job and told me what he did. Even if I had a no felon policy, this guy deserves a job!
Rapists, particularly child rapists, are among the least-tolerated prisoners, by far, of any prison institution. Other inmates just do not like them, not even murderers, who technically shouldn't give a crap. Bonus fact, most rapists are specifically warned, prior to incarceration, NOT TO BRAG ABOUT THEIR CRIMES TO OTHER INMATES, AT THEIR OWN RISK!!
The fact that this rapist thought it was alright to brag about raping someone, in front of a person he doesn't even know, who might have actually been related to the victim, for all he knew, just goes to show how much of a COMPLETE IDIOT the guy was!
In so many righteous ways, that guy deserved what he got.
I Got It
I like how jeannie looked at Henry intensely when talking about her corruption, like Henry played a big part🤣🤣
We all know he did, whatchu mean? 😂
@@alittlelatelotusblossom5025 🤣
@@alittlelatelotusblossom5025 whatchu talking about Willis?
Just to clarify, two dark haired parents can have a blonde baby (as was the case with me) but not the other way around. So basically if parents are both brunettes they can have a blonde or brunette baby, and (i believe) if one of them is brunette and the other one is blonde their baby can have both colors, but if both are blonde, their baby cannot be a brunette. It depends on which gene is dominant to determine the babys hair color. But the “theory / joke” about drakes baby being not his isnt about the hair of the baby, but about the fact that he 100% resembles the trainer. Hair structure, skin tone, even the nose. So yeah…
Also sometimes genes skip a generation so you can still get another hair color then your parents.
DAMN YOUR WIFE DID A AGOOD JOB IN FOOLING YOU, SAD
(THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A JOKE)
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Yes. Blonde hair genes are recessive.
I'm pretty sure that blonde guy is a clip from the movie "the blue lagoon". You should watch it if you haven't. It was controversial.
My sister once quizzed mom about where she and dad were travelling at a certain time. Mom, not knowing her intentions or thinking much about the date told her they had been on a camping trip north of the border for a few weeks. My sister came home a week later with a "Made In Canada" t-shirt she'd had made up. Mom was mortified.
This gave me joy.
You sister sounds awesome. :D
That's hilarious
nice
And some people say girls aren't funny...
That was a hilarious move. XD
Henry: I can't do it, nevermind.
Jeannie: Why not?
Me: ...BALLS!
I was once asked which do you think hurts more being hit in the balls or child birth. My answer "Men never want to be hit in the balls after experiencing that amount of pain ever again...women be like "Hey want to have another child?"
@@DragoonZell maybe because woman don't have to deal with monthly blood while pregnancy
@@facundoc602 but they would have hormonal flunctuations, cravings, can't duck, morning sickness and more its a bad time anyway and kudos to them honestly
@@allenkagami2438 i don't know then
No bc the tralala will wake up amd rising
Henry: "I don't think she's eating that..."
Jeannie: "I don't think HE is eating that..."
Henry, step aside, your throne has been overtaken by the queen now
Hope no one's eating it 😅 that tube of Astro Glide sitting behind the carrot isn't going to help the flavor 🤢🤣
tf are you blabbering about
Awww, the best part of the Harley & Nightwing clip is Batman and Nightwing's interaction afterwards 😂
"exactly 9 months?"
This would have been a great time to say "my mom is very punctual"
@@benlutz1974 Imagine finding out you're the product of R-word because you were born in Texas at the wrong time
Well, technically, if you, the fetus, was born exactly nine months after conception, it's actually YOU, THE FETUS that is punctual!
@@surelock3221 lol wait please enlighten me what does that even mean.
@@waakyeuchiha6112 Recently (or soon?) Texas will make it illegal for women to have abortions beyond a very limited time frame after getting pregnant. In this context the R-word is not "retard"
@@benlutz1974 ayo wtf
Context on the millionaire bit:
It was an automated message that said "Sorry there is no service", but the host made a joke about it being a male voice which is why it went viral and had people thinking his wife was actually cheating. Not only that but the person they intend to phone is planned ahead of time so a member of production can be with them during the time of recording the show to make sure they dont try to cheat by looking up the answer really quick for some easy cash.
Isaiah Butler; I wonder why she didn't answer?
Also the guy making the call isn't a millionaire as Henry seems to suggest, but he's on a game show called "Who wants to be a Millionaire?" where the top prize is 1 million, but in order to win you have to answer all the questions correctly. And the answer btw is Sonntag.
Wait, they send somebody over? Dammit, here I thought 30 seconds is plenty of time to google just about anything..
@@phj223 Yes, they send a producer and cameraman over, and the person isn't allowed to watch their TV.
@@gkw9882 smart.
"we just have to universally all be better people" - Henry Liang
That's just in general what has to happen.
That "cat" looks like she's about to swear her loyalty to the guy who fed and gave her a bath. Such a nice kitty.
I think multiple gallons of milk won't be enough
Nightwing definitely knows the secret location of Harley's hidey-hole. Definitely.
Oh, on the plausible deniability front: in that episode, in the next scene, Batman shows up and hears what sounds like Harley and Nightwing fighting, busts the door in, and sees Nightwing and Harley fully clothed, and Harley is tickling Nightwing. So the younger viewers might buy that, while the older viewers would be thinking "tickling . . . yeah, right".
Also to clarify for everyone who doesn't know Harley is an adult and was actually arkam's psychiatrist.
@@DJwolfman0 So is nightwing by that point.
What show is it from? Asking for a friend.... and he also wants to know if there are more scenes that are similar 😪😏 sheeeesh. That guy is a .. creepy dude man. Yeah, a creepy dude.
@@kadecoleman4104 it was a movie and it sucked.
@@kadecoleman4104 it's not from a show, it's from one of the Warner Brothers Animation Direct to DVD films: Batman and Harley. They don't go any further than that scene though. It's PG-13
Another of the Direct to DVD films, Batman Assault on Arkham, has a similarly suggestive scene between Harley and Deathstroke. This film is also PG-13
Creep.
16:00 Yeah.. here's something about Wal-mart a lot of people don't realize, when they open a new location in a small city or town, they sell their items at a loss for about a year or so, significantly lower than what smaller family owned shops and businesses can afford(Because Wal-mart is a multi-billion dollar company) and drive all of those small business out of business and once the competition is gone, wal-mart hikes their prices up above what you would have originally spent at those small businesses before they closed down
Not to mention the outlet operating at a loss is actually subsidized by the "mom & pop" shops crushing tax rates since corp will write it off from profitable outlets income declaration anyways, so yeah... it's a great system.
Completely crushing our economies & ultimately buying power under the guise of "savings".
And if you think that's bad, don't even think about starting to look at the Amazon business model!
Sometimes they don't even experience a loss as a lot of their products are factory rejects bought for pennies on the dollar, which is why I don't give Walmart a single penny, they have caused many great businesses to close with their shoddy practices and products. People who think they're saving money don't realize they're spending more when you have to keep buying the same product over and over because it keeps breaking.
@@vormina9808 That's because it's cheap, defective crap made in China. Even the food is shipped over from China. If the label says "distributed by" and not "made in" the US then it's only shipped to individual stores after being processed and packaged in China. The canned meats and many of their store brand snack products are imported.
Uber does the same thing. It's actually a super common predatory business practice. Yet, we all keep going there... 😑
@@mikegluth1981 I don't use Uber. Ever. Can't relate. Then again, I don't really go outside. lol
Jeannie:”Who would be the spokesperson for all the thieves?”
Answer:” Winona Ryder.”
Rudy Giuliani
😂😂
8:42 The overwhelming innocence of Jeannie is just down right adorable.
She has no idea what a Blue Waffle is...
Wait, what is it?
No she does literally everybody does
I don't know
@@nejc2426 Don't google it
@@nejc2426 STD that looks horrible
"No but WalMart has to sign an agreement to send us the 3 billion we save them"
Henry, that's just blackmail. You're just stealing it with extra steps.
No what are you doing is being Robin Hood take from the rich give to the poor
It's almost like they got so annoyed with people stealing they locked up product which now indicates bad city's/neighborhoods and the more that's stolen the more dehumanizing they become.
Henry: ...in locking down a low interest rate for MY house
Jeannie: Thin lipped death stare
Everyone: With no internal monologue how is she not screaming "OUR HOUSE"?
these no internal monologue people really bug me. like bruh i talk to myself so much in my head. like how the actual fuck, also animals how do they think? can they have internal monologues? can these people dream? surely u can talk in your dreams, is that an internal monologue? in dreams where multiple people are involved is it an internal duologue? dogs can dream, they can sleep walk and bark how dis work? lastly, how da fuck do they write? like bruh this entire paragraph was said in my head before it was written.
Jeannie: cracks another Whiteclaw.....
he bought it under his name so technically it's his house
queue soviet music
@@elykwolrab5899 people with no internal monologue have abstract thoughts. We dont have an inner voice is all. Some people think in written words (like me) and some people thing in images. Its just a thing that happens it doesnt rlly affect anyone much
10:25
Henry: "How is that sophistication? That's what dogs do."
Jeannie: "Pineapple on pizza?"
The comedic timing there was perfect.
3:37 lol that was so cute. reminds me of the lil kitty getting its whole face kissed cuz its so little
Day 69 of asking Henry and Jeannie to play TABS on MxR Plays again, nice
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Kinda dissapointed Henry didn't react more to the "blue waffle" bit, it's a classic, like lemon party!
@@marcsomethingelse i think you got the wrong ‘blue waffle’ in this context.
None of those mean anything to me. What is that about? Actually I vaguely remember someone saying it's disturbing years ago but that's it.
I regret searching bluewaffles, thinking it was something "normal".
Like a food website.
But...what a "food" website huh...
@@hmmm.324 I was hoping people would read my comment and you know, not do that 😅 thank God I do not remember any details about that.
@@Zeclag Supposedly, a nasty fungal infection. From when the internet was young and people took photoshops at face value.
@ 5:18 The ps4 is most likely fine because there was no power running thru it and they dried it thoroughly, because you can put circuit boards in water safely but if you leave it in too long it may start to rust but if the ps4 or any other electrical circuit has power to it, it will short circuit.
Great videos as always MxR Plays.
The Puma segment was pretty funny. We enjoyed that.
We still miss the regular Skyrim and Fallout videos.
For the 13:18 segment, The blind often have phone notifications that notify them when they receive a message and it reads it out to them. Then offers them the ability to respond by speaking and it translates what they said into text. This is known as Voice to Text or Speech to Text. A lot of modern phones have options like this built in under the "Accessibility Tab". As for the braille translation there are apps that can translate it and vibrate the phone slightly for each bump as well. This is often used with reading apps for the visually impaired. All in all pretty neat innovation. Have a relative who is blind and those help make her life easier.
That Nightwing and Harley scene is from a relatively recently made movie and not from the original TV show.
same art-style though so understand the confusion
Though many fans consider it to be part of the same continuity.
@@DeadHaremGuy It was made by the same creative director, but my point was it's a movie made for DVD. That was never shown for children on television like any of the DCAU shows. So that's why it had more adult themes, moments, and dialog.
@@kamron_thurmond might I ask what is the name of this movie
@@Lucifer.666-Satan Batman and Harley Quinn 2017
2:26: That kid knew exactly what he was doing, i salute him
Love you guys, keep up the good work, you make people happies c:
I don’t care if it’s not a ps5, everyone has made so many more memories with their ps4.
just give it a few years maybe a generation and then it'll be the ps5 that's the one to be remembered
Well, it could still work if he let it dry long enough.
Rip the hard drive as well
@@shaheenbekk Probably still won't reach ps2 lvs but here's hoping
PS5 still has just been out a year dude. There will potentially be memories with it.
The sponsors really should be paying Jeannie extra.
Extra did pay here though.
Henry kissing Jeannie on her nose while she says she's in hell is oddly wholesome
13:23 "how does he know whats on screen if hes blind?" Screen readers on every phone nowadays
13:45 -- By the way, the answer is Sonntag ("Sun day," English: Sunday).
Donnerstag is Thunder's day, which is Thursday (Thor's day) in English -- Thor, God of Thunder. Also the name of one of Santa's reindeer (Donner and Blitzen are German for Thunder and Lightning).
Mittwoch is Wednesday, the middle of the week (it's the only weekday not named after a Norse God, which is odd, since Wednesday is Woden's day (Odin's day) in English).
Dienstag is Tuesday (Dien is another name for Tyr, Norse God of bravery and battle, as is Tiwaz, which is where the Tues in Tuesday comes from).
i only knew thursday and wednesday, thanks for explaining.
I don't speak a lick of German but that was a pretty obvious answer. If he's phoning a friend for that, I don't like his chances.
There's Friya. A Norse goddess for what I don't remember. But it's Friday. And rest are simple. Objects in space.
Ah noch eine person die deutsch sprechen kann
@@mikecromaticm2896 Well, in German Saturday is called Samstag, which evidently comes from sabbat via sabbaton, sambaton, sambaztac.. So no reference to Saturn (which btw. is not only a celestial body but a also a roman god). So I would say in addition to sunday there's only moon-> monday / Mond->Montag.
I had a perfect timing moment when harley said "I thought you and batman didn't like girls" and then a trailer add came up that said "the most unspeakable charge has been brought against you"!!!
But is it immersive?
@@CigaretteCrayon ... as F#(&!
Wow! Henry. You always were full of surprises. Glad to see killing it on CZcams your show is great.
9:02 That's not King Kong, that's Wood Sitting on a Bed 😂 lmao (Wardy Joubert III)
Batman and Harley Quinn on HBO max.. definitely not a "kids" cartoon, but worth the watch. Some very weird parts though.
Yeah. It's PG-13
I thought it sucked
with the cosplay Cafe and the thing in the bedroom. It was nice to see Swamp Thing
@14:07 He's not a millionaire, he is on the show How To Be a Millionaire, so they called him Millionaire player.
this was one super wholesome episode.
Just to let everyone know: that Harley Quinn and Nightwing scene was from a movie that was pg-13, I saw it a few years ago
Batman and Harley Quinn was a pretty okay movie.
Henry: i forgot my birthday for a second
Forget a bunch of time✨
The girl who said the "beautiful chocolate man" thing, was probably just quoting the movie "White Chicks." Ha!
That edit on ‘fishing’ was too good. I didn’t notice it wasn’t the real response until they got muted when they said it. 😂
What even funnier is after Harley and Nightwing get it on the next day Batman "asks did you get what you need?" and Nightwing says yes with thus grin on his face and Barman was talking about information.
"What would you do if I broke in?" Probably trip over you. My eyes aren't as good as they used to be.
Or kick the baby
"what would you do if i broke in?" good luck escaping my dungeon
The regi puzzle in Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire was in braille. So its possible to sight read braille.
But this used a series of dots, so it might have been Morse code instead.
You can't sight read braille if you're blind.
01:30 - "FLAWLESS VICTORY!"
Many years ago, this "person" had committed crimes against younger people. He was caught by Houston, Tx. PD, and then escaped custody. He was then picked up by Alvin Tx. PD. Officers placed him in a cell with a few other people. Somehow, wink, wink, the other inmates found out what he was in for. When they interviewed the Alvin police about the apprehension. The officer had little concern for the welcoming "blanket party" the inmates threw for the new guy. The shades of blue and purple all about this guys face and head, in his mugshot, were a thing of beauty.
Yeah if you wanna touch kids, jail is not the place you want to wind up. I've always liked the idea of utilizing a male gorilla and some female gorilla in heat hormones to deal with those people. Make the punishment fit the crime.
15:52 henry: what do the girls have to send
Jeanie: they fail
Futa girls: visible sadness
Henry: 17:46
Everyone: you promise?
That funeral home ad is top tier
the silence is violence guy couldn't even plan out his arts and crafts project to have the writing fit, so we can't really expect him to think through his wardrobe choice.
henry really just roasted a man for being rich, when the show he was on was Who Wants to be a Millionaire 14:06
While at the same time not realizing that everyone watching found out at the same time as the contestant that his wife was cheating on him while he was gone.
Henry: "I personally lost over 100 point in credit rating because of a scumbag company that I cannot name."
It's Raid Shadow Legends, isn't it?
Ridge Wallet?
No, it was the company that made Henry pissed off. He mentioned it in previous video (which I forgot.)
EDIT: Ah, here it is czcams.com/video/zq7ks9tn3UQ/video.html
He also mentioned the company name there. 😂
@@n_core oh yeah I remember that now.
Always has been...
Henry & Jeannie for gender equality. xD
14:08 No Henry... He was playing the game "Millionaire"
Earlyish gang get your badges here!
cleaning computer equipment with water doesn't necceseraly destroy it. you just need to make sure it dry's completely
since when I'm obsessed with watching your clips, haha. know yourself again I have watched more than 10 clips.
My favorite is when all my friends and family born in September realize they are the result of a drunken New Years Eve party.
Day 272: well today was pretty uneventful actually pretty fun day
God I love these these thumbnails
"What a beautiful chocolate man" instantly thought of White chicks movie 😂😂
17:49 Don't make promises you can't keep, Henry.
17:30 that's the most action you'll see of them.
17:00 "Just put a thumb in it" ~ Kentucky ballistics XD
Got sauce?
Sauce pls?
Wait wait, i can catfish my housemate into cleaning instead of paying for a cleaner.... sheeesh
That's not King Kong, that's Harambe watching over us from heaven.
Blind people can use screen readers on any smart device which reads everything on the screen out loud and then when it comes to reading braille electronically they can use a device called a braille display.
3:39....why everyone wants their own Jeannie...
Okay, the emo skateboard trick got me 😂
11:31 the guards always conveniently go blind/deaf whenever other prisoners kill pedos
My conceiving day is exactly 9 months prior to my birthday and that's nice timing. I was "made" on my parents anniversary 😅
I was born 9 months and 4 days after my parents' wedding. My mother said, "You just made it in under the wire."
Anyone know what the sauce is for 16:57 so I can actually see what’s going on?
I want to know too
Same
Me 3
Yup
That Harley Quinn & nightwing scene is from Batman & Harley Quinn which is TV-14 so it can have that stuff in it
Grey and black tomato soup... That sounds more like a health hazard than a nickname of any kind 🤣🤣🤣
Henry: you ready to hold up
Me: I hold up every video when I hear your jokes and it looks like Jeannie does to
Example: 15:23
Ok, soooo ... you don't honestly think Walmart EATS the $3 BILLION as a loss ... right?
They take that loss, and amortize it over the rest of their sales/prices.
So it's not the owners that pay, it's the shoppers ... i.e. YOU.
People steal 3 billion dollars from one chain alone ... start thinking about how much of the prices you pay every day are due to someone else stealing.
They write it off on their taxes too. Dollar General does the same. I’m 90% certain that at least some Dollar General districts, fake loss for company gain. At the store I worked at, one time inventory showed we had like 50 missing 30lbs dogfood bags. No one is just walking out with those, it’d be caught on camera. And since no one at the store actually knows what’s supposed to be on the truck, there is absolutely no way to actually prove whether those made it to the store or not. I think either the company is fudging numbers for tax write offs, or the distribution center workers are stealing and saying it was loaded into the truck. Considering crackpipes and worse have been found in the totes, it’s entirely possible.
Am I the only one who came back when Henry decided to change the video title from "Never Try This On Your Girlfriend" to the current video title?
Panda queen uses strength of paw. Its super effective and frightens the Lord of Immersion.
"Guys don't do that" Henry please, you know guys do that.
I still can’t believe how messed up the American creditcard stuff is.
Credit cards are the same worldwide.
@@icy1007
Well yes no shit, what i mean is that in the US creditcards are used for everything even regular shopping and that sure as shit isn’t the same worldwide.
When Henry said his gangster name the same time...the shirt and meal 😂😂😂
@ 8:39 I'd be "Black Salad". Sounds more like the name of an off-beat rockband, rather than a gangster name lol
That's ingenious! I'm totally trying to catfish my roommate so he'll clean up after himself
8:14 You do realize that not all of those animated movies are for children, right?
That little girl definitely watched White Chick's with uncle Jason 🤣
That "un-named company"...
SOOOO many cable TV contracts for YT clips. They even advertise to LICENSE YOUR CLIP IF YOU SEE IT.
“How to get a Face full of Bubba”
“Never try this on your girlfriend”
“This is the smartest kid in the world”
WHICH ONE IS IT MXR
Yeah we as Canadians are glad you opened your arms to Drake keep him down there
the anonymity of the internet may not save bill.
Why are all of these videos so hilarious good
No, if everyone quits stealing Walmart will lower the price of their other items by a collective 3 billion. The consumer pays for the theft not Walmart, that’s all built into the retail price structure.
most of us know that's how it's supposed to work, but you left out one key factor: the rich people who are trying to become richer
@@BigJohnLXV and you are what, not trying to make more money at the job you do? If you invented something or created a new system would you not want to become wealthy? Or would you give it all away and be happy with making 60k the rest of your life? Don’t ever ask for a raise or leave your job for a new one paying more money or you will become the biggest hypocrite.
@@Mark-em5zm I was responding to a prior comment, which you apparently did not read. I am not saying they have no right to the money; just that the consumer is not likely to benefit
@@BigJohnLXV my bad I thought you were responding to me. I just hate when people blame rich people for wanting to make more money. I grew up extremely poor but always had food on the table and a roof over my head cause my dad worked his ass off. His dream was for us to do better and I work two jobs and just started my own business that has the potential to be worth millions. Already have loans and sales lined up and people clambering to invest. But when I make it and I am employing dozens of people I don’t want anyone to say that now I’m wealthy I should give back to the ones who made me that. I am the only one who made me wealthy, not the workers who I employ. If I don’t pay their paychecks every two weeks they are gone. No loyalty and they are not the ones taking the risk I have. When I see an extremely wealthy person I want to be them, not take from their success. Again my bad for misinterpreting your comment.
Henry: the carrot has seen some literal shit
Jeannie: see? Then you are implying that a man could have done that...
Why? Girls really don't poop? I'm confused 😐😐
Right?
Because if girl, it implies a different point of entry
@@vergilthealphaandomega8189 So you saying girls don't have assholes? The Hub would suggest otherwise
@@Sp4rt4nSl4ya Don't disagree with Gilgamesh, he killed a lot of heroes to become king.
@@Sp4rt4nSl4ya No, its just the main point of entry would be the other one.
7:19 DC has it's animated moments. Remember, her go to pet is a hyena. If you read up on that animal, Boy Wonder got pegged.
Nobody else notice them call morse code “brail” instead lol 😂
5:33 title: "found a carrot in roommate shower"
Jeannie: I dont think he is eating it
Henry: I dont think SHE is eating it
Jeannie: Doesnt has to be a she henry
Henry: ....no...guys dont do that
I find it funny how whenever Henry is reminded of the fact that gay men exist he has what I can only describe as a micro existential crisis.
Well, there is a bottle of aqua lube behind it so....
17:22 👌
Got sauce?
Couples one arm lift challenge
Am I the only one who sits through the entire video just to hear Jeannie sing digga tunna?
The videos are always good and everything, but it's like a cherry on the top.
Plaid Pie? oh man love this!!!!