Jerma Streams - Another Brick in The Mall
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- Jerma archived Another Brick in The Mall (The original title of this stream was "Dream Mall", and was originally streamed/recorded on October 18th, 2020)
0:00 Start of Stream
7:29 Another Brick in The Mall
3:36:50 1st Brb Ends
4:23:16 2nd Brb Ends
5:49:45 End of Stream
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7:29 Another Brick in The Mall
3:36:50 1st Brb Ends
4:23:16 2nd Brb Ends
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The more I think about it the funnier the idea of Jerma trying to do his taxes on stream while chat spams BLIND and HE DOESN'T KNOW sounds
NO ONE TELL HIM
TAX EXEMPTION ANDY
You adding "sounds" in makes me wish there was some program that plays sounds when certain phrases are said. Now I really want hushed whispering to play when that's said.
@@yiff vague whispering sounds that get louder and more scary the more in unison chat is lol
REBATE ANDY OMEGALUL
I love how the stream starts out with him telling us the type of mall he hates the most and then he spends the next 6 hours making said mall.
I love how these types of games give us a glimpse at how Jerma perceives scale.
*Sees a gap about 50 car lengths* “This is like 5 miles”
1:10:50 Man places literally 7 double doors, three of which are unnecessary, at 1000$ each - proceeds to complain about 3 200$ doors
what happens-wh-what happens if you don't have any money left do u go to jail??!?!?
Dollar sign goes fucking first.
If a door costs $200 it better kick intruders or be made of titanium
@@battlestarnomore it doesn't matter.
@@zack-lk8if it does
In my head its Canon that Jerma got so mad about that chat member saying McChickens were shit that he spontaneously told them to eat a McDick.
I like how your username goes with your head canon
2:50:40 for the animation source, him doing the Final Fantasy victory theme is much earlier in the stream.
a hero
Had to scroll way too far to find this
@@GreyTrafficCone yeah, same happens for me whenever I look for these. lol
1:29:24 is when he does the final fantasy victory theme
I like how jermas thinks 80% off is worth risking your life in the store but it's not worth waiting an hour outside to ensure safety
He literally said you can’t wait outside. There’s a 20 minute timer.
@@crumbsnacker4817 watch from a distance
This does sound like an scp
@@neinherman9989 Woah, it really does. Someone should write that up and submit it to the SCP wiki, at least as a joke.
@@crumbsnacker4817 dont use their parking lot lmao
The Jermall of America
Another Dad on the Brick within the Walls of the Mall
mildly amusing to see a comment about the MoA, as someone who worked there for five years
I’m two hours in and I’ve got to ask…does Jerma know what a mall is?
uh no
I think the fucking "Ceiling Psycho" joke has seriously given me permanent lung damage, I laughed myself into a 10 minute coughing fit please help
JERMA GRABBED ME JERMA GRABBED ME AAAAAA-
Pog
HELP ME PLEASE GOD HELP GOD FUCK HELP ME
*DUNN DUNNN DUN DUNN DUNNN*
jerma vore
33:14 I love the way he says it. "hang on I hear Ott-Oh leme get Ott-Oh"
Otteaúx
HAS THS HIS MAN NEVER SEEN A PARKING LOT IN HIS LIFE? THIS IS NOT HOW THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO LOOK
What is Jerma hiding in his taxes
Probably his black market funko pop trading income
The millions wasted on failed Beanbag Sonic cloning attempts
The money he wasted on his gambling addiction.
secret trading stock names
money laundering
his real address (not in Las vegas)
tax frauding
huge amounts of black market drug buying and selling disguised as trading funko pops
Maybe there's another Carnival-scale $12k project in the works he doesn't want us to know about yet because he likes surprising his viewers. *FeelsBadMan*
I think watching Jerma try to play a strategy game meets the legal definition of self-harm.
I sleep to jerma's inane ramblings, and this time I boot this up, watch roughly 30 minutes of it, and I get my nap. Then, I start dreaming, I didn't know it yet, but it was Jerma's voice in my dreams, literally, appearing as many different characters, but prominently this weird robotic cyborg man, with green gurgling liquid out of his mouth spittling at me while thanking his subs..
Then I wake up and Jerma says "This is all I've done in 2 and a half hours". 2:21:15
Great stream, love it.
edit: the timestamp
literally just woke up
That's weird.....
This kind of stuff always happens to me. Pick a random video on the stream archive to fall asleep to and end up dreaming about jerma or listening to the video through the dream in a weird semi-lucid state with a random person with jerma’s voice speaking the lines from the video.
It’s crazy how our mind compiles stuff to dream about 🤯
1:53:54 as well
1:29:22 worst noise followed by best noise
my cat loved this video
she watched a little bit with me and then tried to eat my phone
10/10 thanks jerma
beautiful
The parking lot disaster around 4:17:00-4:21:11 was actually hurting me to watch how did he not see what chat was begging for. Watching him play these sim games makes me so angry but also makes me wanna buy the game so I can prove to myself I can do it better.
Advertisement Andy
Mobile Game Ad Andy
Mom vs Dad Andy
That beatbox at 1:29:21 was cool!
Thank you so much 🫶😍
I love that anytime jerma is 1 second late everyone in chat starts saying “late streamer” streamer late he’s late” over and over again
The big bathroom, the bigger bathroom, the biggest bathroom, and the bankrupt bathroom
2:52:11 The fact that nobody said or at least he didn't read someone reply "Can I do curbside pick up?" really dissapoints me.
The whole idea of the giant eating one random person in the mall each hour sounds like an OneyPlays hypothetical and I love it
Tomar is the giant, of course
@@whompronnie Everyone who goes in looks up, points, and says "LOOK, IT'S TOMAR!"
Oney is trash and you should feel bad for liking that sort of thing.
@@aggrogator4045 I'm gonna print this beautiful little comment out and frame it on my wall
jerma is so artful at completely concealing his politics like when he talked about amazon... I'm actually amazed this is the first time I have seen this in a human being
He tries to be, but when he did the personality quiz stream he slipped up. One of the quizzes asked what your politics are (in terms of British political parties) and someone figured out he answered liberal party, bc he only hid his choice for that q. someone checked and liberal was the only answer that gave his personality type.
@@superextremehappy Did people think there was a possibility of him being conservative?
@@GuillotineDani Probably not actively conservative, since those kinds of people usually don't want to hide their politics, but I could have seen him being entirely apolitical or centrist. He could still be those things, since in America thinking of oneself as liberal could mean a wide range of beliefs.
I should say, I don't think a lot of people think like me, but I think that being centrist is conservative, if you take the definition of "conservative" (being resistant to progressive political change) seriously.
@@superextremehappy based.
He does admit to being libertarian which makes sense. Libertarians are used to having no friends in political discussions and opt to keep most of it to themselves.
wall of flesh
Has Jerma literally no concept of management? He just keeps expending money and expanding without a single profit lol
the way it should be in real life
He’s perfect for government.
It's a video game
I started laughing my ass off when he turned a 9 dollar profit and immediately started working on a large expansion especially after earlier in the stream during his dead run he made a joke and mocked that exact situation
jerma is not smart
1:38:30 nonononononononoononnononono
Best ringtone of 2020.
I love shopping at the mall with my friends 🥰
:^)
:D
:)
this is a funy coment up vote :)
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Gg(g.gg.,
3:05:17
real voice
Why is Jerma so obsessed with diapers?
Good question...
Ever since Star gave him a teleporter diaper he hasn't been the same.
👀
Incontinence
Dude erm kind of offensive, his dead grandma used to build massive townscapes out of them for him as a child so he considers them family.
I'm going to have to postpone my eye operation, I don't wanna miss the CHUBBY BUNNY STREAM NEXT WEEK
hows your eye operation
@@nutella7644they died because of jerma's chubby bunny strean
guys did he give a date for the naked jumping jacks stream? I don’t wanna miss it
Lol chat made him acknowledge the ass clip 2:23:10
1:38:32 nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono
hell yeah jerma defending janitors 💪💪 perfect job for college kids frfr. makes you respect the people who do it full-time!!!!
thank you sir or madam
this stream brought me immense stress while also being super relaxing
Today I learned Jerm a doesn't know what a parking lot is.
is the brb video at 3:36:50 on CZcams
I don't think so but the creator posted it on the Jerma subreddit reddit.com/r/jerma985/comments/jdsi1e/heres_the_video_i_made_from_stream_today_in_case/
nice dollar store. dollarstore andy
this stream makes me want to play this game just to prove I can play this better than jerma
"I only watch streams so that other people can know how better i am at video games than the streamer"
@@aswiftshift5229 yikes what a jump, be careful not to fall off the edge
@@michaelbell5410 i dont think so
@@aswiftshift5229 That's one way of looking at it. Thought of it more like it's so annoying to watch someone do something bad that you're encouraged to give it try yourself.
It's like those "only TWO PERCENT can make it THIS far!!!" mobile game ads
Can't resist Jerma streams
We deserve to see Jerma's tax returns, and emails.
This would be concerning if jerma didn't joke about it on stream ngl
McDonald's survey
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Oh no I dont like what this entails for the rest of the stream as a Vegan...
(1:23:57) the short bostonian comment really got to him
This was the most exciting stream I've ever been to
Jerma isn't a bad choice for your first twitch stream
Child entertainer melts down and attacks audience of 4 thousand children in bizarre 6 hour stream of passive aggression.
his family's lawyer says that he hasn't been the same since Mcdonalds removed the mc chicken from their lineup
4:30:24
Another brick in the jermall.
He talks about McDonald's in every stream lmaooooooo 😭😭😭😭
Jerma’s power aid take has saved me millions of dollars on power aid.
First jerma video I ever say, stuck around ever since
HEY YOU GUYS EVER GO TO FUCKIN MCDONALDS??
Why'd he suddenly do a Jim Carrey, Grinch laugh at the storage.
3:00:42
4:00:57
5:23:05
Why are people considering 'decontamination' an Among Us reference?
Lol at him projecting the movie behind the people
1:12:35
without context it sounds like drunk caveman
LOLL
" we're gonna replace the tampons with apples"
Everytime i open up the comments of a jerma vod i feel like how it feels to wake up from a fever dream into a different fever dream
"Imagine I ahd a meal itd be machickens large fry a coke a candy" - Jerma, age 5
Jerma Ceiling Store would fail if it was in a state with open carry, he comes out the ceiling and just gets fucking blasted.
Of course that's assuming he can die from conventional means, or even be harmed by them...
*this IS Jerma we're talking about.*
I don’t think ceiling ogre infestations happen in open carry states
@@superextremehappyor any state for that matter lol
@@ArtsyKnox25 I heard there's a real bad ceiling ogre problem in New York State
Jerma not understand the dead end road with the parking spaces and not getting how to easily fix it was one of the most triggering things on this stream lol.
Unintelligible yelling**
If I were 00trashman and saw this video i would be weeping for missing my time to shine
1:30:50 McJerma Meal
Anyone able to explain the 4K Andy bit to me?
Which part of it confuses you? As people piled in , the people in chat number kept going up and chat called him " whatever number it was atm" k streamer Andy"
@@galacsinhajto just confused if there's significance to calling someone Andy in that context
@@damarziman Ah okay! If I remember correctly it is a twitch meme. A bit similar to using " Joe average" I think ...." Andy" came from iceposseidon , I could be wrong. It mutated from that into a small meme phrase. "Restart Andy" I have heard " Anecdote Andy" too
@@galacsinhajto thanks!
@@galacsinhajto it's Restart Randy
Holy shit, OG peep the horror
1:31:15 what the hell. how is he. still. i mean hes not wrong when he makes those "i look alright for 35" how is he not dead with how much he loves mccdonalds. yea i order just one thing on the menu. what the HELL....
Good metabolism and exercise, probably
You failed character creation.
This guy is FUCKED.
Supporting McDonalds is supporting Genocide but whatever-
@@aturchomicz821 ???????
jerma folder
Never thought i would hear jerma defending jeff bezos LIVE on stream
They’re like human zoombinis
Those construction workers would be really good for big head tennis
The new mobile youtube update video navigation sucks ass why do they keep changing stuff that works
Someone should make a plugin that visually changes CZcams back to when it was first created
They are trying to spite you personally and the rest of us have to suffer for it. This is what happens when man fails to appease the CZcams Gods.
59:32: "what kind of a shitty mall has a grocery store inside the mall"
??? In Canada, grocery stores are one of the most common anchor tenants at a mall, is it not the same in the US? In Toronto you have Bayview Village which has a Loblaws and a Pusiteri's, East York Town Centre and Gerrard Square have a Food Basics, Agincourt Mall, Dufferin Mall, and Scarborough Town Centre have a Walmart. It's pretty normal here for a basic "community" mall to have a grocery store. You can also get basic groceries at Dollarama which is in basically every mall in Canada. Unfortunately you can't usually bring your cart with you but that's why most people do their other shopping first at the mall and then go to the grocery store so they can put their bags in the cart.
3:00:44 I was so incredibly focused for the next 4 minutes
i feel like he exclusivly read out the negative comments and it made me sht my pants bcs 4:11:48 he only react with.. "what?..."
4:10:55 lmao
tbf most comments on a jerma stream are negative
@@miserylovesyou7540not entirely?? There are plenty streams where he gets good comments
jerma when food has been in the air for 5min, oh dear god
Jerma should open a store for his next big stream
Wait is this a sink toilet combo ?!HAHAHAHAHHA
Take a shot every time Jerma says the word ''Store''
good to watch if youre high
good vid ;)
the Jerma ceiling thing feels like a shitpost Backrooms level
wicked
I love how jerma probably has more money than 90% of us and has no idea how loans work
“Streamer plays a mall simulator game without knowing what a mall is but pretending he does” sounds like something chat GPT would come up with when asked for stream ideas
Chat just bullied the crap out of him this stream entire stream
thats literally always chat and youtube commenters
1:56:46
It's a shame he's never played house flipper VR
Why has this guy invaded my recomendations
You're lucky you get jerma recommended instead of clickbait stuff
@@duroorud527 he gets Jermabait
Be lucky it's only jerma 😵💫
car centric Andy
27:08
mALL
Capslock andy.
4K andy lol
Jeremy Elbertsons Mall Cop
+2 great stream
+3 great comment
1:53:46 😨 he found me!!! OH NO!!
3:08:33
1:25:00
I love how he has half an amongus