Jerma Streams - Passpartout: The Starving Artist

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  • čas přidán 9. 06. 2017
  • Jerma archived Passpartout: The Starving Artist (The original title of this stream was "The Starving Artist", and was originally streamed/recorded on June 9th, 2017)
    (Note: This channel is not run by Jerma/Ster, just a couple of fans wanting to archive the streams for a later date, and just for the community of fans.)
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Komentáře • 245

  • @IgnitWacom
    @IgnitWacom Před 7 lety +255

    Jerma starts talking: 0:46
    Gameplay: 4:06

    • @teensuicide9103
      @teensuicide9103 Před 7 lety +58

      You know Jerma is there when you hear "Ehhh!"...

    • @samgomez9942
      @samgomez9942 Před 3 lety +48

      The fact that both of those contain 0, 4, and 6 is more satisfying to me than it should be

    • @bingobongo693
      @bingobongo693 Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@teensuicide9103zzxxZXZ'-zssqswxwsxzopp0p9 9909o09o9ooo9

    • @myoak108
      @myoak108 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Thank god, I was sweating out of my eyebrows rushing to watch a 4 hour vod

  • @blair3549
    @blair3549 Před 2 lety +465

    25:26
    Jerma: *_draws a rainbow_*
    _"I need to make something _*_controversial"_*
    _starts to write _*_"no g-"_*

    • @Knightshadess
      @Knightshadess Před 2 lety +121

      I swear he does these things on purpose. He brushes the *VERY* edge of controversy, barely avoids it, and never even knew it happened.

    • @bluedash24
      @bluedash24 Před 2 lety +31

      I HAD THIS EXSCT SAME THOUGHT OH MY GOD

    • @LeifFrog
      @LeifFrog Před 2 lety +26

      I SWEAR THAT GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK AKJRBEJR

    • @lavenderlaceration
      @lavenderlaceration Před 2 lety +72

      The real controversy is the fact that he thought that was a rainbow,,, like,,, no

    • @fauxnom9384
      @fauxnom9384 Před rokem +21

      Based jerma

  • @adeerinasuit
    @adeerinasuit Před 6 měsíci +31

    choose your fighter:
    - passaporte
    - passaportante
    - passaporntin
    - passaport
    - passaportant

  • @3mmanu3lla35
    @3mmanu3lla35 Před rokem +133

    The way he pronounced passpartout is absolutely insane

  • @bigbeefscorcho
    @bigbeefscorcho Před 3 lety +448

    I know my mind has been poisoned by being an artist because I saw Jerma’s “no gold no future” abstract painting and actually liked it

  • @Yuurg
    @Yuurg Před 6 lety +139

    "Santa has a hat, right?" Yes Jerma, I believe they're called 'santa hats'

  • @MortifiedThePenguin
    @MortifiedThePenguin Před 7 lety +248

    Truly this is a window into Jerma's deranged psyche

  • @Superboologan1
    @Superboologan1 Před 2 lety +112

    I love how jerma right off the bat tries to draw something notoriously hard to draw

  • @rubenthekid
    @rubenthekid Před 6 lety +166

    The Santa painting really killed me. The fact that Santa was just fucking dead, naked, and flying across the eyes of children made it worse.

  • @jennymartin8448
    @jennymartin8448 Před 4 lety +138

    I actually listen to this all the time when I can’t fall asleep

    • @cheatlink11
      @cheatlink11 Před rokem +16

      Should try his stardew valley streams

    • @bradleybaker976
      @bradleybaker976 Před 11 měsíci +24

      @@cheatlink11or even better, the seaman stream is like taking 30 melatonin

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Před 11 měsíci +12

      @@bradleybaker976 chocolatier: decadence by design

  • @SgtPepper291
    @SgtPepper291 Před 7 lety +121

    No gold.
    No future.
    No Santa Claus.

  • @theaverageman644
    @theaverageman644 Před rokem +104

    I love jerma, he has such a way with.

  • @PointsofData
    @PointsofData Před 4 lety +155

    I was pacing and anxious and lost in my thoughts when I hear "of course...OF COURSE we have the dinosaur pastor" and it was so silly and sweet it kicked me back to reality thx jerma A+

    • @lavenderlaceration
      @lavenderlaceration Před 2 lety +14

      Have you ever heard of the hit movie velocipastor

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@lavenderlaceration yes and I will never give it the time of day

  • @kelza_
    @kelza_ Před rokem +97

    I feel like I’ve never seen someone draw the colors in a rainbow so out of order

  • @mrman-xc9wf
    @mrman-xc9wf Před 7 lety +109

    43:30 for facecam

  • @enigma1337
    @enigma1337 Před 7 lety +119

    Jerma doesn't know how rainbows work and I love it

  • @kinnikuboneman
    @kinnikuboneman Před 3 lety +97

    Jerma legitimately improved as the stream went on

  • @lynbutnot
    @lynbutnot Před rokem +31

    "no gold no future" is slowly creeping its way into my vocabulary i can feel it

  • @RockLegend2A
    @RockLegend2A Před 11 měsíci +21

    I went through most of this VOD wondering exactly what this game's point was when it seemed like you could so easily game the system by figuring out how complexity and desires work. But it turns out this game's fucking BRILLIANT by having a person end up going down a particular route and then doing a character analysis for their choices. Jerma ending up being a designer for corporate stooges is fucking poetic justice after he spent so long just chasing bigger paychecks.

  • @pepaigea
    @pepaigea Před 11 měsíci +22

    Only true Jerma fans closed their eyes or covered the video for the Where's Walter painting

  • @crarzybeeyoch6803
    @crarzybeeyoch6803 Před 7 lety +90

    u know this stream is suprisingly calming and nice to watch during a quite weekend to pass the time and chill out

    • @Retrotard
      @Retrotard Před 7 lety +8

      Couldn't have said it better myself.

  • @qquanzaa
    @qquanzaa Před 2 lety +34

    nothing motivates you to draw like watching jerma draw

  • @Mybrander
    @Mybrander Před 7 lety +152

    jerma is a talented artist

  • @capntar
    @capntar Před 7 lety +131

    I love this game--I'm an IRL painter and so wish this was the way the art world worked

  • @mellow6749
    @mellow6749 Před 7 lety +54

    that santa bit was one of the hardest I've laughed at a jerma stream

  • @frogfrog666
    @frogfrog666 Před 2 lety +21

    watching jerma make art is one of life's greatest joys

    • @frogfrog666
      @frogfrog666 Před 2 lety +7

      naked santa painting is definitely up there in my favorite jerma moments

    • @bluedash24
      @bluedash24 Před 2 lety +1

      @@frogfrog666 God dammit me too and I totally agree

  • @jillsandwich71
    @jillsandwich71 Před 7 lety +33

    No gold; no hope; no future.

  • @sniceverything4944
    @sniceverything4944 Před 5 lety +25

    25:05 jerma have you ever seen a rainbow?

  • @pr0chszy
    @pr0chszy Před 2 lety +17

    1:18:33 imagine painting so badly that the same two persons get in over and over again to talk shit about his work, and it's the same phrases too

  • @eggy797
    @eggy797 Před 5 lety +57

    as an actual artist, i would like to say that i’d buy and cherish each and everyone of jerma’s paintings, for they are true masterpieces.

    • @funnylittlecreature
      @funnylittlecreature Před rokem +1

      based profile picture

    • @TTIOTT
      @TTIOTT Před rokem +4

      As an actual artist 🤓

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Před 11 měsíci +2

      What separates you from the actual artists and the fake artists?

    • @mr.dirtydan3338
      @mr.dirtydan3338 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@JacobKinsley just a figure of speech bucko

  • @imPlural
    @imPlural Před 4 lety +21

    It does not feel like 3 years since i watched this live! I opened up this game again just to relax and goof around and thought id have jerma playing it in the background, holy shit does time fly.

  • @Kodak__
    @Kodak__ Před 5 lety +22

    “Jeremy, can I use your amazon prime account?” lul

  • @melika04
    @melika04 Před 7 měsíci +9

    im only 10 minutes in and his attempt at drawing a horse 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @CardboardOdyssey
    @CardboardOdyssey Před 7 lety +14

    Randal "The Funeral Vandal" T. Rex. Classic period piece.

  • @M00nH34rt
    @M00nH34rt Před 7 lety +23

    Jerma sold out, following his motto. He got the gold and the future.

  • @troglodytee
    @troglodytee Před 2 lety +12

    jerma accidentally makes a horse nft

  • @skelkankaos
    @skelkankaos Před 4 lety +65

    I genuinely love squares in a field. reminds me of the art i make when i don't take my antidepressants

    • @infinitegames100
      @infinitegames100 Před 3 lety +5

      I wish I could find some that work for me. Only had a bad reaction to one that made me very tired, other than that nothing has had any effect on me.

    • @kinnikuboneman
      @kinnikuboneman Před 3 lety +2

      @@infinitegames100 you don't need pills

    • @infinitegames100
      @infinitegames100 Před 3 lety +10

      @@kinnikuboneman What do you suggest for depression then?

    • @ceecie5776
      @ceecie5776 Před 3 lety +12

      @@infinitegames100 “just go outside anD be hAppY 🤪🤪”

    • @infinitegames100
      @infinitegames100 Před 3 lety +5

      @@ceecie5776 why haven’t I thought of that before

  • @Phoenix0F8
    @Phoenix0F8 Před 2 lety +40

    32:15 the descent into hell couldn't have possibly been as insane as the journey into absolute madness that started out as "Alaskan morning"
    EDIT: dear god the naked santa debacle

  • @LenkyLad
    @LenkyLad Před 7 lety +50

    Too complex for me.

  • @wishiwasmaren2608
    @wishiwasmaren2608 Před 9 měsíci +6

    Jerma's interpretation of a rainbow is probably the funniest thing I've seen him do

  • @Ossek
    @Ossek Před 7 lety +13

    I think this might be my new favorite Jerma stream.

  • @apinkgoat
    @apinkgoat Před 4 lety +14

    What’s ROYGBIV? all I’ve ever heard is BGRVY.

  • @AkitaKureiji564
    @AkitaKureiji564 Před 7 lety +38

    i like this game just cause it gives people the opportunity to draw in a stress-free and fun way and hopefully inspires people to actually pursue art despite it making fun of the starving artist trope (which is a totally real thing and im hurting). like jerma didnt do too bad honestly for someone who doesnt draw much and is also using a mouse. im proud of him!

  • @CasperTheGhost64
    @CasperTheGhost64 Před 3 lety +7

    One of the first Jerma streams i watched in its entirety live. I bought the game and still play it

  • @itsflyde
    @itsflyde Před 7 lety +46

    Is it bad that with some shading and recreation almost every painting he makes can become a legitimate piece of art?

    • @ieverneon616
      @ieverneon616 Před 7 lety +22

      Dude. It's already art.

    • @kinnikuboneman
      @kinnikuboneman Před 3 lety +20

      Anything can be considered "Legit art"

    • @itsflyde
      @itsflyde Před 3 lety +18

      @@kinnikuboneman you're legit art

    • @kinnikuboneman
      @kinnikuboneman Před 3 lety +10

      @@itsflyde see

    • @LayerInfinity
      @LayerInfinity Před 2 lety +4

      anything can be considered art lol, if u mean good art tho then yeah a few people have recreated jerma's paintings

  • @RematodeRanger
    @RematodeRanger Před 7 lety +7

    This stream was nothing *short* of what i expected. 10/10

  • @hdouirgzz9m687
    @hdouirgzz9m687 Před rokem +4

    no gold, no future.

  • @GoatYouhhudawg
    @GoatYouhhudawg Před 7 lety +26

    A professional artist needs to redraw some of Jerma' art in this video.

    • @sgtheadcrab3454
      @sgtheadcrab3454 Před 6 lety +16

      Kleneu66 are you saying he isn't a professional artist?

    • @kinnikuboneman
      @kinnikuboneman Před 3 lety +9

      Why? They're already perfect

    • @sheriffvader6908
      @sheriffvader6908 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Jerma is an artist, that's like having a chef cook another chefs food

  • @TemmiePlays
    @TemmiePlays Před 6 lety +6

    1:08:45 Dreams of aspirations looks liek sad fried eggs in the sky crying

  • @HammerspaceCreature
    @HammerspaceCreature Před 7 lety +23

    Is this a Period youtube video?

  • @burr4695
    @burr4695 Před rokem +6

    as an artist, the beginning of this was so painful, but it was amazing watching his growth

  • @halowaffle25
    @halowaffle25 Před 7 lety +54

    No Gold; No Future has GOT to become the next Jerma meme. I will be very upset if it isn't.

    • @GoatYouhhudawg
      @GoatYouhhudawg Před 7 lety +2

      I hope so, too. No Gold.
      No future.
      Also, mICKEY mOUZZE!! has to be in the next Jerma Rumble.

    • @teensuicide9103
      @teensuicide9103 Před 7 lety +6

      Dead naked Santa for Jerma Rumble!

    • @bananabear1564
      @bananabear1564 Před 7 lety +3

      randel the funeral vandel t rex!

    • @kinnikuboneman
      @kinnikuboneman Před 3 lety +2

      @@LightiningFastNeidhardt good, forcing memes is always a bad idea

  • @mrfisher1072
    @mrfisher1072 Před 7 lety +4

    the one that was called shit coil looked like a silhouette of Buddha.

  • @PITABREAD4
    @PITABREAD4 Před 6 lety +7

    “Don” bought the Revised USA flag at 3:25:40 .... coincidence? I think not!

  • @neilduh
    @neilduh Před 3 lety +4

    Id buy Toxic Thoughts on the Aqua Front

  • @kaidkaid88
    @kaidkaid88 Před 8 měsíci +2

    This entire stream from the moment after it was created i cannot stop thinking about Shit Coil this is the funniest fuckijg thing i absolutely need that painting

  • @sniceverything4944
    @sniceverything4944 Před 5 lety +11

    I think you’re the only person to actually beat this game

  • @mythroatshurts
    @mythroatshurts Před 4 měsíci +7

    1:54:30 “this ones gonna be called global warming. global warming: 2025” literally next year omg guys watch out…

  • @d4148
    @d4148 Před 7 lety +4

    Short man draws art good with passion

  • @jackwookie
    @jackwookie Před 7 lety +5

    upload those paintings somewhere so I can print them and put over my bed

  • @gamer123ize
    @gamer123ize Před 7 lety +8

    i cant believe santas fucking dead!

  • @TheSlimeKing242
    @TheSlimeKing242 Před 6 lety +8

    Lmao someone bought the painting that was just the word yeah

  • @KengaruZ
    @KengaruZ Před 7 lety +10

    Passapatante... yeah jerma

  • @KrypTicXTeKTriK
    @KrypTicXTeKTriK Před 6 lety +4

    1:41:03 awhh fuck I forgot to give him arms XD

  • @greasey8695
    @greasey8695 Před 4 lety +6

    1:06:53
    But what do the hairy eggs symbolize?

  • @BBXcompany
    @BBXcompany Před 2 měsíci +2

    how does he always manage to draw another horse that he doesn't know how to draw

  • @outplayboy
    @outplayboy Před 7 lety +7

    Jerma doesn't know what a rainbow looks like BibleThump

  • @lavadad2629
    @lavadad2629 Před 3 měsíci

    Imagine Don was the noble he had been trying to impress the whole time with the admiral painting 😂

  • @simonhoward8821
    @simonhoward8821 Před 5 lety +5

    Dam boi, that horse is thicc

    • @bluedash24
      @bluedash24 Před 2 lety

      I thought the very same thing

  • @Eternal-Woe
    @Eternal-Woe Před 6 lety +5

    Jerma sells out 2:56:38

  • @dylanstubbe8
    @dylanstubbe8 Před 3 měsíci +1

    everyone calling his cry for help unoriginal is killing me

  • @spacemanezg1514
    @spacemanezg1514 Před 5 lety +4

    I thought he was gonna write no gays

  • @assasinbrotherin
    @assasinbrotherin Před 7 lety +5

    compact streamer rapidly devolves

  • @IReallyLikeTreessmileyface
    @IReallyLikeTreessmileyface Před 9 měsíci +1

    no gold no hope no universe no santa no coconuts no gold no hope no universe no santa no coconuts no gold no hope no universe no santa no coconuts

  • @travmann
    @travmann Před 6 lety

    Randal the Funeral Vandal for Rumble

  • @rubenthekid
    @rubenthekid Před 4 lety +3

    Jerma’s deranged madness is possibly the leading inspiration for HaNL songs.

  • @strawberrylemonadelioness

    Jerma himself is basically a starving artist I feel like

  • @GreenFlame44
    @GreenFlame44 Před 7 lety +1

    Jerma can't read: The Stream

  • @269tron
    @269tron Před 7 lety +9

    No Gold = New Meme

  • @PoppySis
    @PoppySis Před 7 lety +27

    Modern art.

  • @jango7889
    @jango7889 Před 11 měsíci +1

    NO GOLD
    NO FUTURE

  • @ambersloat6832
    @ambersloat6832 Před 5 lety +2

    2:56:46 who are you and what have you done with the mouse

  • @pulmonaryedema7469
    @pulmonaryedema7469 Před 9 měsíci +1

    The santa painting is one of my favorite bit from jerma ive seen. Just santas naked decomposing corpse being dragged through the sky and kids are looking up and pointing

  • @Jordan-rb28
    @Jordan-rb28 Před 4 měsíci

    3:36 love this

  • @lcslndmt
    @lcslndmt Před 7 měsíci +1

    Is this the streamer who painted Starry Night live on stream?

  • @madz500
    @madz500 Před rokem +1

    52:07 amazon movie plots are like this

  • @ketchdw
    @ketchdw Před 7 lety

    How many people actually closed there eyes? I did

  • @bananabear1564
    @bananabear1564 Před 7 lety +1

    jerma doesn't even know what a rainbow looks like haHA

  • @listenuphereisolvepractica6396

    The Chainsaw Murderer

  • @kafkaswetdream
    @kafkaswetdream Před 4 měsíci

    Ster’s real name is steven…
    steve is jermas biggest fan in this game…
    coincidence??! I THINK NOT 🤯

  • @jordan-my2vl
    @jordan-my2vl Před 4 měsíci

    did not expect a bazzagazza cameo here, but i accept it. 2:57:00

  • @PorcuPineAppleSauce
    @PorcuPineAppleSauce Před 7 lety

    FUCKING DON!

  • @chicanabatman
    @chicanabatman Před 4 měsíci

    1:27:02 i only see jerma as a lunatic after this panel

  • @amargwari2431
    @amargwari2431 Před 4 měsíci

    Tried making cookie monster, ended up with cookie demon

  • @kingbyeah5407
    @kingbyeah5407 Před 6 lety

    53:25 would send very odd messages...

  • @dragonmaster4556
    @dragonmaster4556 Před 4 lety

    I don't understand.

  • @elizaeliza8888
    @elizaeliza8888 Před 6 lety

    4:40

  • @jordynensor2081
    @jordynensor2081 Před 7 měsíci

    why are so many jerma fans artists

  • @haroldbutts8754
    @haroldbutts8754 Před 6 měsíci

    1:25:50 SISYPHUS

  • @tobymuerto
    @tobymuerto Před 7 lety +1

    I thought this was a flags only stream?!