He is scary. Originally streamed/recorded on October 18th, 2020 Editor: Vinnysuperg123 / vinnysuperg123 Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
that whole "would you shop at a grocery store with outrageously cheap prices if there was a Huge Guy who picked up and ate someone once every hour" bit was a peak jerma hypothetical moment
@@thinkinggamer8051 depends for how cheap it is and how many people are in the store. if the prices are crazy, say $1 for $7 items, I would go there on a crowded weekend. I'm a skinny short girl who's not particularly lean, so I doubt I look as appealing compared to a bodybuilder or something. I think the bigger question is if the giant man was also allowed to eat employees, would you work there for a ridiculous rate, say $25 an hour.
@@thinkinggamer8051 dude, he said 80% off EVERYTHING, you could get a TV for like $60, you could get 3 weeks worth of groceries for $35, at the small risk of getting eaten and never seeing your family again, hell yeah who wouldnt go?
I sincerely love that he implies it's worth doing because everything is 80% off, but when someone says they'd wait an hour in the parking lot to make sure it's safe, he's like "You'd sit in the lot for an HOUR??" - Jerma would canonically rather risk being eaten alive than wait one hour for something.
You desperately need to buy salsa but there's broken glass and sauce all over the floor, as a result, your nacho business fails, you go bankrupt, and of course you go to prison.
I got fired from my job because i almost fought my 50 year old coworker.. and It got toxic yo so now, i spend most of my time smoking weed on my CZcams channel now, meanwhile i get back to the hustle👀👀💯💯
it's fucking wild to me that jerma orders enough food for a family of 5 at mcdonald's and then eat presumably most of it until his stomach hurts and then assumes that everybody else does that
@@justasmltwngir1732 Ivan Pavlov discovered that animals and human beings can be conditioned by combining powerful external stimuli together with neutral stimuli in order to alter their behavior patterns. Pavlov's Dogs was a ground breaking psychology experiment that laid the foundation for classical conditioning.
The Jerma 985 meal is, of course, a bowl of lucky charms with only the marshmallow bits and an entire sleeve of Oreos. Upsize for a Louis Vuitton bag filled with banana milk
Why is he so opposed to waiting an hour outside the mall to ensure your safety, but he’s all about risking getting eaten by a giant mall man just for 80% off?
It's astounding that Jerma went from a 4-5k audience to ~15k average in just the past year and a half. Love that he's getting the support he's deserved for a decade and handling it with little to no growing pains (at least that he shows off publicly).
I dont wanna sound like one of those guys that's like "Oh he changed, I only like the classic xyz" but I feel like he has changed. I've been watching since 2016, the only reason I get on twitch is Jerma, and I still go back to the classic jerma streams from 2017-2019. I think that was the best era of jerma. It feels like he has to censor himself more now and the chat is just so toxic now that it's slightly mainstream. I miss my little streamer man, but I'm glad for all the success hes achieving. Just wish it didnt feel forced sometimes. It really showed on the recent "Vampire Survivor" stream imo
besides the tiktok kids and the people who think its funny to call him a psycho, i completely agree. theres a pretty noticable shift in how things go now and not entirely sure if its a good thing but im very happy for him and the success that he has always deserved
@@justinburgess5117 That's the annoying thing with being a fan of things with small followings but deserve more, you want them to have tons of views cause they deserve it but deep down you dont cause you know it brings change usually bad
I love that his hypothetical basically turns into some Zach Hadel shit where he keeps finding ways to make the entire scenario worse every time someone tries to find a workaround.
@@josephs3347 And all of them finished edits immediately after the stream was over before joining the main channel. Not dissing just curious what the behind the scenes is on that
Jerma: "Yeah, I have a bunch of health problems. Don't know what's causing it, it's a pain." Also Jerma at 09:08 : "I eat so much McDonalds that my stomach starts to hurt."
I think the reason why Jerma's hometown is scary isn't because of the broken salsa jars literally everyone has seen but because it influenced him to become himself
because you dont even need to watch the game to know whts happening, he goes on such crazy ass tangents that he talks about random shit more than the game lolol
As someone who works at a grocery store, it's fucking unbelievable how many salsas fall onto the floor, and it's ALWAYS fucking salsa too for some reason
what i hate about shopping at a grocery store is that people feel the need to leave their shopping cart in the middle of the isle just to walk like 10 feet to get what they need, walk back to their shopping cart and leave like.. why?
Sometimes you think, "Oh, I want [item], I'll run in and grab it, and I'll leave my cart here at the mouth of the aisle so I won't have to reach over it/so it won't get in the way." But then - the item you wanted isn't where you thought it was, or you start having second thoughts. If you're me, you get distracted by something else you see on the shelf, or some passing thought, and forget what you were looking for to begin with, or even that you left your cart in the aisle at all. Ironically, your attempt to streamline your trip into this aisle has created a bigger obstruction. The unfortunate truth of grocery shopping is that us humans are a chaotic bunch; we are the chaos in an efficiently-designed system, and many of us - in both shopping and in life - are playing it by ear, just wandering into the store and ambling about with only faint notions of what we need and where to find it. There's this pie-in-sky idealistic fantasy of efficiency that everyone thinks that we - with all of our modern technology and information exchange - should have achieved by now, but as long as I am (once again) late to some appointment because I spent ten minutes looking for my keys, only to discover that they were in my pocket the whole time, shopping carts will continue to be left in aisles while their minders, ten feet away, passively glance from one box of pasta to another, trying to remember which one was the one they "bought last time." The best thing you can do is do your best to be thoughtful. Catch yourself if you notice that you've left your cart in an awkward or obtrusive place. And for Christ's sake - rack your carts at the corral when you're done with them. There's always one only a few feet away, and you're saving someone's car door and making an underpaid cart-collector's day a little easier for only a few extra steps.
I was playing Final Fantasy 9 while watching this video and I swear to god Jerma’s beatbox was in perfect synchronization for me actually winning a battle. Streamer with insane time powers violates temporal barriers.
The issue with the "ate a guy once every hour" thing is that it's not clear if he eats a guy, every hour on the mark, or if this is an average across a 24 hour period, in which case, he could eat 24 people in one hour and never touch another the rest of the day.
i assume its probably at any point in an hour time span, one person will be eaten, then the risk of getting eaten comes back upon the next hour starting, so he could eat someone at 4:59, then another at 5:01
Work at a grocery store, can confirm glass salsa jars are dropped and broken disproportionately often. It's one of the worst things that can drop too because it's like three separate steps to clean it all up properly.
They're not hypotheticals. Jerma is an eldritch being that exists within multiple timelines at the same time and he's just describing things that happen somewhere beyond the veil. The peep the horror person was trying to warn us and we just laughed at it, people who watch Jerma live disappear into those mad machinations he has conjured and never return.
the picking up alcohol in two places isn’t too inaccurate for my town, the grocery store doesn’t sell hard liquor like the liquor store does, only wines and vodka mixed drinks and such.
I remember visiting Florida last year and being surprised by how you could buy wine and beer in Walmart. They had their liquor store next door too. Here in PA we can't even order spirits from most websites because of our fucky wucky laws. Let me have my funny juice you FREAKS.
You guys should visit Sweden some day.... Cant buy anything over 3.5% alcohol in a local store. Have to go to a specialised store owned by the goverment
@@Oliver-ty7xu I mean, weed is legal in Canada but you can only buy it from gov't stores, and the only thing people complain about is it being pricier than street
The insane person fast food habit: don't touch it for like six months, suddenly spend three days within a week ordering way too much off the menu at a time, get sick of it and repeat.
You always stand within 10 feet of anyone you think you can throw. You see the hand coming down for your head, you run and throw the nearest person towards the hand and go about your day. Knowing you survived nearly getting eaten, and that you fed a giant store goblin
@@gagne6928 If you were starving and you were going for a chicken leg, and I threw a plastic one from a children's toy your way, would you eat that or go for the real deal?
I can attest to the grocery store salsa messes, it was the most common rhing I had to clean up when I worked at a grocery store. During the 7 months I worked there, I think I cleaned up dropped jars of salsa and marinara around 15 times.
Ah I was waiting for this, I actually wished jerma made this an actual scp by writing it down and submitting it that would be an awesome video if he ever did it
Theres already one nearly identical to it, I cant remember the number but its a grocery store that has really good deals, but you gotta deal wirh alot of deadly bullshit to get them since its able to bend the legal system at will. .....Of course that doesnt mean a tale can't be written about the time the giant inflatable man ontop of the store (like the giant ronald mcdonalds) started eating people.
Nah the "Andy" meme comes from an old Ice Posiden (A twitch streamer) IRL stream in like, I think 2017 or 2018 where a bunch of people in his chat were apparently called Andy, it became a part of twitch culture since he was one of the biggest at the time. Meme still persists today
@@misterspaghet not his chat, his stream itself. He had a guy on there named Andy Milonakis (famous for being a 40 year old that looked like a 14 year old) that showed up often. Then by coincidence he had another couple regulars also named Andy on, and it just became shorthand for anyone appearing on Ice Poseidon's stream as a way of driving people to their own content (why else would you want to hang out with Ice Poseidon?).
@@misterspaghet It's the streamer andy milonakis that spawned the meme. He would sit a lot and they would call him "oh we got sitting andy again" and then it went to other parts of twitch.
"Jerma be funny" "Time that guy out for five minutes" "Jerma you live in a 2007 comedy" "time that guy out for a year"
I mean...it is pretty funny.
@@Grabnok banned forever
"Eat a McDick" *one guy moment*
what big audiences do to chat
Literally 1985
that whole "would you shop at a grocery store with outrageously cheap prices if there was a Huge Guy who picked up and ate someone once every hour" bit was a peak jerma hypothetical moment
Ok but would you
@@thinkinggamer8051 100%, totally
@@thinkinggamer8051 depends for how cheap it is and how many people are in the store. if the prices are crazy, say $1 for $7 items, I would go there on a crowded weekend. I'm a skinny short girl who's not particularly lean, so I doubt I look as appealing compared to a bodybuilder or something. I think the bigger question is if the giant man was also allowed to eat employees, would you work there for a ridiculous rate, say $25 an hour.
@@thinkinggamer8051 dude, he said 80% off EVERYTHING, you could get a TV for like $60, you could get 3 weeks worth of groceries for $35, at the small risk of getting eaten and never seeing your family again, hell yeah who wouldnt go?
I sincerely love that he implies it's worth doing because everything is 80% off, but when someone says they'd wait an hour in the parking lot to make sure it's safe, he's like "You'd sit in the lot for an HOUR??" - Jerma would canonically rather risk being eaten alive than wait one hour for something.
18:57 I feel I should mention that the chat message was just "the McDick". Jerma's twisted mind turned it into an insult for some reason.
Truly his own worst enemy. Hope he gets better :-(
mcdonald’s new official slogan
@@Kronschnabels oh the misery everybody wants to be my enemy
@@dirkjake every single person is his enemy
@@paravostok oh, the treachery.
Jerma hypotheticals are surreal nightmares.
That applies to everything coming out of his mouth, really.
"What if I put you in a meat grinder and nothing was left but your finger?" -Jerma985
You desperately need to buy salsa but there's broken glass and sauce all over the floor, as a result, your nacho business fails, you go bankrupt, and of course you go to prison.
@@SRowntree lol true
I got fired from my job because i almost fought my 50 year old coworker.. and It got toxic yo so now, i spend most of my time smoking weed on my CZcams channel now, meanwhile i get back to the hustle👀👀💯💯
"What happens if you don't have any money left, do you go to jail?"
And once again Jerma reveals he is an alien.
@@spades_gameing Wait it isn't like this other places?
@@sky_0f_blue979 i live in Other Places don't worry it's the same way
@@vierzehn575 HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA so fucking funny
@@largelump3613 Damn, someone's taking out their problems on others.
@@Rad-Dude63andathird I choose to believe they were being completely straight and that was truly the funniest joke they've ever seen
it's fucking wild to me that jerma orders enough food for a family of 5 at mcdonald's and then eat presumably most of it until his stomach hurts and then assumes that everybody else does that
I do that lol
@@sjk7467 Jerma alt
@@anyalaASMR jerma986
i do that
@@sonicSnap jerma987
"Eat a McDick" is one of my favorite Jerma *One Guy* moments for sure.
Legendary saga of "Eat a"
First the McDick, then the Animal Style dick. I wonder what comes next
Thats not even what the guy said too
True because the one guy was in Jerma's mind, very representative of the streams
Nah. One Guys are attention seeking little leeches that should be drawn and quartered
I’m conditioned like Pavlov’s dog to laugh anytime somebody calls him ______ Andy
Classical Conditioning Andy
Where does the joke come from?
@@justasmltwngir1732 Ivan Pavlov discovered that animals and human beings can be conditioned by combining powerful external stimuli together with neutral stimuli in order to alter their behavior patterns. Pavlov's Dogs was a ground breaking psychology experiment that laid the foundation for classical conditioning.
@@justasmltwngir1732 Not sure where the ____ Andy joke comes from though.
@@HallsteinI lol I already knew about the Pavlov part, was asking about the Andy part, but I genuinely appreciate the thorough explanation lol
The Jerma 985 meal is, of course, a bowl of lucky charms with only the marshmallow bits and an entire sleeve of Oreos. Upsize for a Louis Vuitton bag filled with banana milk
And a McChicken......don't forget the power aid and a McFlurry
Don’t forget the poor soul ripped away from the grocery store
Sometimes will come with an onion ring
@@GR-ic7mt make it 5 mcchicken
@@GR-ic7mt 2 McChickens, 2 McDoubles, and a Big Mac.
Why is he so opposed to waiting an hour outside the mall to ensure your safety, but he’s all about risking getting eaten by a giant mall man just for 80% off?
have you seen him gamble? his risk evaluation is a little off.
The man gambles with literally nothing to gain
It's astounding that Jerma went from a 4-5k audience to ~15k average in just the past year and a half. Love that he's getting the support he's deserved for a decade and handling it with little to no growing pains (at least that he shows off publicly).
Among us boosted his career
His only growing pain is his shattered spine and raging IBS
I dont wanna sound like one of those guys that's like "Oh he changed, I only like the classic xyz" but I feel like he has changed. I've been watching since 2016, the only reason I get on twitch is Jerma, and I still go back to the classic jerma streams from 2017-2019. I think that was the best era of jerma. It feels like he has to censor himself more now and the chat is just so toxic now that it's slightly mainstream. I miss my little streamer man, but I'm glad for all the success hes achieving. Just wish it didnt feel forced sometimes. It really showed on the recent "Vampire Survivor" stream imo
besides the tiktok kids and the people who think its funny to call him a psycho, i completely agree. theres a pretty noticable shift in how things go now and not entirely sure if its a good thing but im very happy for him and the success that he has always deserved
@@justinburgess5117 That's the annoying thing with being a fan of things with small followings but deserve more, you want them to have tons of views cause they deserve it but deep down you dont cause you know it brings change usually bad
I like creepypastas like this
"I just got a job at a grocery store, *employees aren't allowed to look up* "
2 sentence horror stories be like
@@toady226r/2sentence2horror
That's basically every generic Reddit NoSleep story
I love that his hypothetical basically turns into some Zach Hadel shit where he keeps finding ways to make the entire scenario worse every time someone tries to find a workaround.
OMG YES YOU’RE SO RIGHT. Zach Hadel and Jerma lovers unite!! Two incredible funny lil critters
A black hole would form and kill us all if those two meet.
Zach Hadel is jerma if he wasn't afraid to make sex jokes
God, it feels like this clip is 4 years old. Can't believe that the backlog is this far behind
Theres like one editor and these streams are damn long
@@hamburgerdan101 What do you mean? There's a bunch of different editors that edit for this channel
@@hamburgerdan101 there’re like at least 6 editors
@@josephs3347 And all of them finished edits immediately after the stream was over before joining the main channel. Not dissing just curious what the behind the scenes is on that
Its not really a backlog. They do new streams when they are extremely popular ones, but others they wait on.
Jerma: "Yeah, I have a bunch of health problems. Don't know what's causing it, it's a pain."
Also Jerma at 09:08 : "I eat so much McDonalds that my stomach starts to hurt."
I think the reason why Jerma's hometown is scary isn't because of the broken salsa jars literally everyone has seen but because it influenced him to become himself
No, his presence influenced it and caused the salsa jars to break as he approached.
@@CinnaMae420 ... Does that mean he's omnipotent and his power also caused thisor was was also at my grocery stores? ...or is it me
@@sylviebird he's in the shelf observing you.
@@jasonbrewer6714 😳
genuinely can't believe jerma actually fell for the "this billionaire started in a garage" thing
That part is actually true though. The company even had to store the servers there.
@@ianalvord3903 started off in a garage with only several hundred thousand dollars from mommy and daddy to my name
@@dylanauger7316 only had 47 lamborghinis in his lamborghini account
@@qwertzy121212 bro you just referenced a classic meme from like 2016. That shit took me back for a second. Noatalgia is real.
@@dylanauger7316 objectively incorrect statement. His mom was broke asfuck his entire upbringing
Jerma is my favorite streamer that I've never watched live.
Literally caught his very first live today
I watch Jerma when I go to bed. Helps me sleep for some reason
Yeah, and then he periodically yelps and goes "ooOH!" out of nowhere...
Same
SAME
because you dont even need to watch the game to know whts happening, he goes on such crazy ass tangents that he talks about random shit more than the game lolol
Me too. I’ve been watching his elden rings vods when im starting to fall asleep
So that's why he's in the bathroom so long. He lives off a diet of Totinos, milk and ground beef hash.
and 8 pounds of raw ground beef
And edibles
Most of Jerma’s hypotheticals are just: “what if [the most nightmare inducing situation ever]”
It’s genuinely impressive how fast he can say “nonononononno”
As someone who works at a grocery store, it's fucking unbelievable how many salsas fall onto the floor, and it's ALWAYS fucking salsa too for some reason
8:16 I always forget that jerma is actually talented at beatboxing
5:06 his mockery for the person who said the storage rooms were uneven absolutely destroyed me 😂
I dont get a lot out of some sandbox and sim type games, so its a blessing to be able to enjoy them secondhand with jerma.
Jerma turns everything into a literal sandbox. It's like we're watching our child play, laughing with delight. Except he's 40 and talking to himself.
@@SRowntree 45*
@@theworstmaid he is actually SIXTY years old and uses BLOOD to maintain a younger look
@@nicholasdavidson1191 deepfake andy
@@1venusflytrap adrenochrome andy
14:57 jerma’s mouth running circles around his brain in real time.
“Oh no those are workers! I have to pay them!”
Jeff Bezos Andy
Capitalism Andy
Jerma’s hypotheticals sound like episodes of the twilight zone
what i hate about shopping at a grocery store is that people feel the need to leave their shopping cart in the middle of the isle just to walk like 10 feet to get what they need, walk back to their shopping cart and leave like.. why?
The amount of times ive had to pull a pallet only to have my path blocked by a shopping cart is infuriating.
I'm a stud, I leave my shopping cart wherever I want. I don't have to wheel it constantly like yooouuu
Sometimes you think, "Oh, I want [item], I'll run in and grab it, and I'll leave my cart here at the mouth of the aisle so I won't have to reach over it/so it won't get in the way."
But then - the item you wanted isn't where you thought it was, or you start having second thoughts. If you're me, you get distracted by something else you see on the shelf, or some passing thought, and forget what you were looking for to begin with, or even that you left your cart in the aisle at all. Ironically, your attempt to streamline your trip into this aisle has created a bigger obstruction.
The unfortunate truth of grocery shopping is that us humans are a chaotic bunch; we are the chaos in an efficiently-designed system, and many of us - in both shopping and in life - are playing it by ear, just wandering into the store and ambling about with only faint notions of what we need and where to find it. There's this pie-in-sky idealistic fantasy of efficiency that everyone thinks that we - with all of our modern technology and information exchange - should have achieved by now, but as long as I am (once again) late to some appointment because I spent ten minutes looking for my keys, only to discover that they were in my pocket the whole time, shopping carts will continue to be left in aisles while their minders, ten feet away, passively glance from one box of pasta to another, trying to remember which one was the one they "bought last time."
The best thing you can do is do your best to be thoughtful. Catch yourself if you notice that you've left your cart in an awkward or obtrusive place. And for Christ's sake - rack your carts at the corral when you're done with them. There's always one only a few feet away, and you're saving someone's car door and making an underpaid cart-collector's day a little easier for only a few extra steps.
@@gonzoGnostalgic philospohizer andy
@@gonzoGnostalgic your argument is in full support of you bringing the cart with you so that doesn't happen
one of my favorite streams for sure. the small streamer jokes, The Jerma985 Meal™️, and grocery store roof creature triple-threat is fantastic
I was playing Final Fantasy 9 while watching this video and I swear to god Jerma’s beatbox was in perfect synchronization for me actually winning a battle. Streamer with insane time powers violates temporal barriers.
Jerma when the meal in his basement requests he set them free: 11:12
I could’ve sworn this stream was already edited and posted before
That’s what I thought!
I thought the same, but I think it's because I watched an animated video about that
SuperDazza edit: The Mall with a Psycho for a Roof
Eating half the McDonald’s inventory is the only thing keeping Jerma from eating one grocery store patron per hour
Jerma's ability to beatbox and sing is mesmerizing
those drinks are not a dollar at mcdonalds, i went there once with a single dollar and the total was 1.10 and ive never been so embarassed
I feel like these videos are just edited stream vods from 1 year ago, because I swear to God I remember watching this in 2021.
This is from 2020 lol
I’ve got some bad news for you..
That's exactly what this channel is. check the description.
Get ready to be made fun of.
oh boy.
The issue with the "ate a guy once every hour" thing is that it's not clear if he eats a guy, every hour on the mark, or if this is an average across a 24 hour period, in which case, he could eat 24 people in one hour and never touch another the rest of the day.
i assume its probably at any point in an hour time span, one person will be eaten, then the risk of getting eaten comes back upon the next hour starting, so he could eat someone at 4:59, then another at 5:01
@@foolsvideofactory devilish
haven't even gotten that far in the vod yet but could it be eating part of a person every hour for a total of one person eaten over a 24 hour period?
Why would it be the average? “Ate a guy once every hour” is pretty cut and dry to me.
@@Kessekom he doesn't say how much he eats, if you eat pizza once every hour are you eating the whole pizza or just a slice?? cmon now
Jerma spends on average 47 US dollars on a mcdonalds meal
You know what they say, if you can dodge a battle axe you can dodge a giant hungry person in the roof.
Work at a grocery store, can confirm glass salsa jars are dropped and broken disproportionately often. It's one of the worst things that can drop too because it's like three separate steps to clean it all up properly.
I feel as if I've had a half hour lecture on a McDonalds menu item that doesn't exist
why are his hypotheticals so detailed and intricate
They're not hypotheticals. Jerma is an eldritch being that exists within multiple timelines at the same time and he's just describing things that happen somewhere beyond the veil. The peep the horror person was trying to warn us and we just laughed at it, people who watch Jerma live disappear into those mad machinations he has conjured and never return.
@@Kikiapina although I kinda feel bad for just laughing about the horror, it WAS the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
@@audrey0919 funniest shit I’ve ever seen
Insane mall CEO allows movie goers to bring their own snacks from the grocery store
the picking up alcohol in two places isn’t too inaccurate for my town, the grocery store doesn’t sell hard liquor like the liquor store does, only wines and vodka mixed drinks and such.
I remember visiting Florida last year and being surprised by how you could buy wine and beer in Walmart. They had their liquor store next door too.
Here in PA we can't even order spirits from most websites because of our fucky wucky laws. Let me have my funny juice you FREAKS.
@@gungulon2347 In Ohio we have liquor stores in the grocery store it’s clutch
You guys should visit Sweden some day.... Cant buy anything over 3.5% alcohol in a local store. Have to go to a specialised store owned by the goverment
@@gungulon2347 Tbf, ordering alcohol online at all is a relatively new thing.
@@Oliver-ty7xu I mean, weed is legal in Canada but you can only buy it from gov't stores, and the only thing people complain about is it being pricier than street
"Eat a McDick" was funnier than it should've been to me
Jermatheticals are truly insane. Man just ain't vibin on this plane of existence
I love watching a new 2nd Jerma video and going "oh God it's from THIS stream" you know it's gonna be good
The insane person fast food habit: don't touch it for like six months, suddenly spend three days within a week ordering way too much off the menu at a time, get sick of it and repeat.
this man will build a mall anywhere. pure insanity
OBSESSED with capitalism
A communist who loves capitalism
I can’t believe this is the same guy who burnt down all those retirement homes
Jerma literally describing "sell me this pen" from wolf of wall street is very funny to me
The perfect companion to The House with a Dad in Its Walls
You always stand within 10 feet of anyone you think you can throw. You see the hand coming down for your head, you run and throw the nearest person towards the hand and go about your day. Knowing you survived nearly getting eaten, and that you fed a giant store goblin
carry a manequin with you at all times
@@gagne6928 If you were starving and you were going for a chicken leg, and I threw a plastic one from a children's toy your way, would you eat that or go for the real deal?
How do you just casually throw a person
@@eneco3965 You grab them, and you move your arms in a throwing motion. Just make sure they're small and weak
@@kamikaze4172 What if you can't find anyone who's small and weak?
I can attest to the grocery store salsa messes, it was the most common rhing I had to clean up when I worked at a grocery store. During the 7 months I worked there, I think I cleaned up dropped jars of salsa and marinara around 15 times.
18:57 I forgot this legendary moment of Tier List fame originated in this stream
8:14 I need this a damn ringtone
23:20 I remember when I was a kid there was a Walmart with a Mcdonalds in it when I grew up. I'm not sure if it's still there now but probably.
holy shit same
The wall with a man in its mall
i like hearing him bring up random 2000s red sox players
i know mo vaughn was in the 90s but same sentiment
Watching jerma while drunk is an experience
Jerma sees a game about making a mall and proceeds to make multiple tiny stores
like a mall?
First the House Flipper mall stream, then this stream - I'm expecting the next level to be one where Jerma builds a mall IRL.
Do not tempt fate he will literally do it
INSANE streamer builds ACTUAL mall so he can legally MURDER fans
Jermas mocking cry when chat said it wasnt even was so funny
Ah I was waiting for this, I actually wished jerma made this an actual scp by writing it down and submitting it that would be an awesome video if he ever did it
i mean one of his viewers could. maybe you. or me 👀
@@mikachu69420 do it
Theres already one nearly identical to it, I cant remember the number but its a grocery store that has really good deals, but you gotta deal wirh alot of deadly bullshit to get them since its able to bend the legal system at will.
.....Of course that doesnt mean a tale can't be written about the time the giant inflatable man ontop of the store (like the giant ronald mcdonalds) started eating people.
Jerma solved the modern bathroom problem: have a big bathroom, bigger bathroom, and biggest bathroom.
“why would anyone sponsor this stream” uh oh
The best Jerma streams are the ones that devolve into terror and madness.
FOOTBALL STADIUM ANDY
if I was walking though a mall and I saw a giant jerma in the sky I would give him a lil kiss
They all laughed, they even called him a nobody, little did they know this would be the guy to win 2 different awards at the streamer awards.
"I expect more from a short bostonian streamer"
5:06 his reaction when someone in chat says it's uneven had my sides literally hurting lmfao
Mr Jeremy Albertson is it true that you “zoinked” off in the local “big bathroom” retail store?
HAPPY 600K!!
Jerma Goes Food Shopping for the Week at McDonalds.
Jerma is a timeless entity
14:18 bit is 10/10 but his delivery on "dave that's fuckin STUPID. Get the fuck out of my GARAGE" sends me everytime
21:46
Better question is what if everyone else does that and no one else goes into the store.
jerma is extra unhinged in this one
Man can you tell when a Jerma video is gonna be a zinger! 5 minutes in and my stomach hurts from laughing so hard.
this is one of my favourite streams and idk why
11:29 almost a spot on Sgt. Hatred impression
I thought he already uploaded a video on this game. But then I realized it was a fan edit of the stream with a very similar thumbnail.
23:02 this is honestly terrifying
this is an iconic stream
Man keep up the epic content Jeremy Elbertson!
-2 McChicken's
-BIG MAC MEAL
-6 nuggets
-where's my sweet and sour sauce?
(And the two McDoubles are there just in case I'm not done.)
I enjoyed the reference to not being able to get a sponsor when that is exactly what he's doing now.
My brain was pure static when he started rambling about spicy mcchickens
Was it this stream created the birth of the "Andy" meme?
Nah the "Andy" meme comes from an old Ice Posiden (A twitch streamer) IRL stream in like, I think 2017 or 2018 where a bunch of people in his chat were apparently called Andy, it became a part of twitch culture since he was one of the biggest at the time. Meme still persists today
andy andy
@@misterspaghet not his chat, his stream itself. He had a guy on there named Andy Milonakis (famous for being a 40 year old that looked like a 14 year old) that showed up often. Then by coincidence he had another couple regulars also named Andy on, and it just became shorthand for anyone appearing on Ice Poseidon's stream as a way of driving people to their own content (why else would you want to hang out with Ice Poseidon?).
@@misterspaghet It's the streamer andy milonakis that spawned the meme. He would sit a lot and they would call him "oh we got sitting andy again" and then it went to other parts of twitch.
new indie game. you have to get eveything on your shopping list before jerma gets you.
good idea
Dark Claw
I like that the movie theater gets to be the average level of dirtiness of a normal theater
Whoever makes these thumbnails deserves a raise
Jerma sounds like that guy in every city that everyone who lives there knows but no one ever want to approach
This series of episode names is my favorite shit
woah congration 600k jeremy
Should have called it: The Jermall of America
house flipper
Dude he is FREAKING OUT in this stream