There’s literally so much deranged shit that Jerma says in this vid that I would need to make at least 5 or 6 comments addressing them individually just so he can’t get away with it
Imagining a small business owner going into his back room, walking up to a white board that reads "YOU HAVE NO STAFF" and being genuinely surprised that he hasn't hired anyone is peak comedy.
I mean decent insurers cover "act's of God" so he'd get a pretty hefty payday out of it. Jerma's a GREEDY STREAMER who's ONLY IN IT FOR THE CASH, as we all know thanks to his EGO-MANIA and NARCICISSISM.
The story about his dream with the lions and tigers taking over the cul de sac made me pause like at least five different times because I was laughing so hard at the story. The fact that the lady opens her door to scream a Shrek quote and ten lions INSTANTLY beeline to her house (like this is what they were waiting for) and maul her is so fucking funny to me. I haven't cried from laughing so hard in a while.
15:16 "I'm NOT gonna do the ROAR!!!" Maybe if she roared, she would turn into a tiger like the rest of them? She wasn't going to join them. They decided that she had to go.
This is a good theory, all the other tigers were the residents of the other houses. They'd all been turned into tigers by being bitten by each other, like zombies. She was the only one left unturned, which is why she was the only one who opened the door, and so strongly opposed to roaring.
I love how when he says one of his dreams he only says its a dream once and he tells them like they're normal stories so if you dont hear him say its a dream it's just fucking insane
9:28 I used to work at Hot Topic and this was actually a policy - the store I worked in allowed everyone to wear a Halloween costume every weekend of October. We had a yearly competition for the whole district and the store with the best costumes would win prizes for company outings. We won once and went bowling with the entire staff. 10/10
Jermas hatred towards chat is manefesting in his dreams, the tigers represent chat and the old lady is jerma who gets mauled when he tries to deny the commands of chat "I'm not gonna do the roar" until he gives in, Truly disheartening to see his mental state degrade like this.
I would love to live in a world created by Jerma just to see all the madness and chaos that would be going on where every store would be an extremely extravagant play/prank show.
The Jerma Store: - has a guy who's paid to stare at walls - only sells Rick and Morty merchandise - Jerma is the boss - Jerma comes down to start fights with employees - slimes himself live in the store to get customers to laugh
Because his are actually interesting and you can trust them to be dreams he's actually had since he's been keeping his dream journal for, what, about a year now, maybe less? So he's definitely not lying to fill dead-air. It's just Jerma talking about a kooky-ass fucking dream he had to entertain and amaze us due to the way his brain sleep works in REM sleep when giving him dreams.
@@TheLateLordKardok probably the temperment of the person and that of the dream presenter, I wouldnt personally listen well to a co-workers as much as a friend/person Ive been well acquainted with.
@@zOMGGaiaOnline I honestly believe it's a trumped-up stereotype someone important or popular set forth a long time ago that people have placebo'd into their mind, even to this day.
I had a weird dream about tigers recently too. I was in an airport dining hall, and hundreds of tigers sat upright in chairs around a round table in tuxes and bowties, fork and knife in hand. The only thing on their bright white plates were splatterings of ketchup that was very reminiscent of blood. I don't remember much more than walking into this hall and having them all look up at me... the image really stuck with me.
Oh my god the tiger dream story leading up to the woman opening her door and fucking screaming "I'M NOT GONNA DO THE ROAR" is the best opening clip referencing a punchline joke that has ever been on this channel.
i had a dream that jerma performed an abstract improv show at my local community theatre and kept breaking character which made the elderly audience increasingly belligerent and angry
@@zooparty1257 yeah the school setting made it make sense but he was done talking about it at that point and also didn't need to do the guitar but that's why I love him
@@zach123101 I think it was a supposed to be a teacher noise, but he didn’t feel like raising his voice all the way so it ended up sounding like a guitar. Which is even better tbh
@@cringemeat9430 I think he meant for it to be a guitar like he was doing a 90's thing same reason he did the voice like that, but again getting into the head of jerma is a dangerous thing so I'll just except whatever it is
I thought it was the return of Teacher Noise but now yall have me doubting which is incredible comsidering how absolutely specific a lot of jerma jokes are
Holy shit, I zoned out and missed the part where he establishes that his big cat story is just a dream. I wised up when he mentioned 10 heat-seeking lions homing in on a lady but up until then - goddamn.
I fell asleep with my headset on while watching this, i suddenly wake up in cold sweat hearing jerma yelling into my ears about someone getting jumped on by lions, Keep up with the good work!
Watching this at my mums house on my phone and jerma's car horn noise made my mum think it was an alarm and that the house was on fire, she came in panicking, asking what's going on. I had to explain it was just jerma impersonating a car trying move tigers off someone's front lawn. Y'know, the usual.
The image in my head of "I'M NOT GONNA DO THE ROAR!" then all these tigers go running into the house really got me, just imagine witnessing such a bizarre moment unfold. It's insane even for a dream, makes you wonder what demented thoughts manifest in that head of his.
It could be that the big cats are his audience. Like, it's about constantly being under the gaze and threat of assessment from others. Maybe some kind of mild and subtle performance anxiety from extended performances (streams) for years on end. He could be concerned about how the judgement from his audience (big cat attacks) could affect those he's close to. Being close to Jerma irl might result in being close to the scrutiny of the public eye. He cares about his audience (slow driving trying not to hit big cats), but is concerned about what they might do (big cat attacks).
There’s literally so much deranged shit that Jerma says in this vid that I would need to make at least 5 or 6 comments addressing them individually just so he can’t get away with it
@rеtаrd yeah he's super tiny
L On Musk
Imagining a small business owner going into his back room, walking up to a white board that reads "YOU HAVE NO STAFF" and being genuinely surprised that he hasn't hired anyone is peak comedy.
If pirates suddenly showed up, obliterating the entire front of his local department store with their ship, Jerma would apparently enjoy that
GAZILLIONAIRE streamer so detached from the struggle of the working man he wishes to DESTROY store fronts for his amusement.
literally a Family Guy joke.
I mean decent insurers cover "act's of God" so he'd get a pretty hefty payday out of it. Jerma's a GREEDY STREAMER who's ONLY IN IT FOR THE CASH, as we all know thanks to his EGO-MANIA and NARCICISSISM.
King of Retail X Blazing Sails cross-over confirmed.
@@dantethewanderer4989 Are pirates under the jurisdiction of god, or are they merely classified as natural disasters?
I completely missed the fact that the tiger story was a dream and was extremely confused
real story
I’ve done that before where I’ll skip around a 40 minute jerma upload to see what’s going on and miss the start explaining the premise
Just every day in suid afrika
Jerma just lives like that
Same here, so tired I didn’t even notice him saying “Let me tell you guys about a dream I had.”
The story about his dream with the lions and tigers taking over the cul de sac made me pause like at least five different times because I was laughing so hard at the story. The fact that the lady opens her door to scream a Shrek quote and ten lions INSTANTLY beeline to her house (like this is what they were waiting for) and maul her is so fucking funny to me. I haven't cried from laughing so hard in a while.
I fell out of my chair laughing when he said "I'M NOT GONNA DO THE ROAR". How are even his dreams bits
The lady represents jerma, the lions represent Chat
the story had me choking laughing so hard and I finally stopped and then read your explanation of it and just lost it again lmfao thank you
Pressing the horn continuously as if it would somehow help killed me too lol
Bro I started choking idk why it’s so funny
Jerma's tiger dream sounds like something out of The Twilight Zone
I was thinking the same thing
It's got real Bradbury The Veldt vibes
Imagine walking into a shop and all you see are racks of t-shirts and Jerma staring at you.
Staring at the wall*
Staring at ten lions/tigers killing a woman**
a single rack of shirts
@@zacharyframe1916 all pickle rick
What's with the satanic cross pfp?
EDIT: For anyone reading this, he changed both his name and pfp. I'm talking about OP.
If Jerma ever opens a retail store I’d like to personally volunteer as the stare-at-wall guy, no wage necessary.
@Hanshal Khanna cheers
@@swindlesween I have no words they just said mommy milkers. There is no joke I can make it’s just… well just that
@@SpockLover27 cheers?
Non-binary guardian milkers
The Mr. Green Cinematic Universe is growing by the day
I cant wait until they introduce his rival in the next story arc: Mr. Red
@@vidmastereon Ms*
LORE STREAM
I just remembered, one of the characters of the murder mystery game Clue is Mr. Green.
MGCU
I fucking missed the part where he said the tiger story was a dream and I was losing my mind thinking he lived that.
The funniest tragedy
I knew I wouldn’t regret staying up late
You'll take that back tomorrow
your gonna hate yourself in the morning if you dont go to sleep
Not the literal line you wanna see from your picture
Cousin Green implies that Mr. Green has family and legally changes their first names so he doesn't have to remember them.
No, Cousin IS mr. Green, before the life as a manic manager somehow drives him to economic success at the cost of his sanity.
He just needs to remember their faces
15:16 "I'm NOT gonna do the ROAR!!!"
Maybe if she roared, she would turn into a tiger like the rest of them? She wasn't going to join them. They decided that she had to go.
This is a good theory, all the other tigers were the residents of the other houses. They'd all been turned into tigers by being bitten by each other, like zombies. She was the only one left unturned, which is why she was the only one who opened the door, and so strongly opposed to roaring.
Out of context Jerma: "...oh my god, I'm gonna kill this whole neighbourhood..."
“And doing that thing that cats do where they go like-“
*barks*
Cousin Green's actually just Mr Green's brother, his name is really Cousin.
Holy shit!
I love how when he says one of his dreams he only says its a dream once and he tells them like they're normal stories so if you dont hear him say its a dream it's just fucking insane
Mr. Green’s relatives actually contribute to society, while he just melts in casino blackjack stools
He _lives_ at the casino
Mr. Green actually used to be a successful, up and coming chocolatier, until that one fateful he went to Vegas for Strawberries.
Lay off. He's living his best life
Mr. Greens brother changed his name to Dave State so he could control the senate
I guess I shouldn't be surprised Mr. Green is the black sheep of the family.
Jerma is such an entertainer that his idea of running a store is also putting on a play at the same time. Like a giant improv show
9:28 I used to work at Hot Topic and this was actually a policy - the store I worked in allowed everyone to wear a Halloween costume every weekend of October. We had a yearly competition for the whole district and the store with the best costumes would win prizes for company outings. We won once and went bowling with the entire staff. 10/10
Jerma saying id as "I.D." is such a jerma thing to do
your ego and your registration please sir!
feel like jerma sleeps in an empty room with a mattress in the corner
This psycho probably sleeps on a dining table.
Every square inch of his bedroom floor is actually covered with Funkopops
but he doesn't sleep on the mattress.
Jermas hatred towards chat is manefesting in his dreams, the tigers represent chat and the old lady is jerma who gets mauled when he tries to deny the commands of chat "I'm not gonna do the roar" until he gives in, Truly disheartening to see his mental state degrade like this.
My god that might be it. Chat really messed him up.
He should collaborate with Nyanners just in case
police is him getting cancelled
Brilliant analysis.
the editing of the intro where the jerma logo follows the kid's face, even when it changes perspective, is great
I love that Jerma reads everything as though he's completely baffled and disgusted by every word
jerma is truly the streamer ever
PSYCHO livestreams his entire education, goes into BILLION DOLLAR student loan debt within minutes
The "I have a stupid question, where are all the people?" line made me laugh way harder than it should have
Can't wait for when Jerma does this live like doll house. I'd honestly would shop at a Jerma store ran by Jerma.
Jerma's ADHD Emporium.
Can't wait for when Jerma does this live like doll house. I'd honestly would love to see a lady mauled to death by like five tigers
I would love to live in a world created by Jerma just to see all the madness and chaos that would be going on where every store would be an extremely extravagant play/prank show.
Jerma's ideas about retail prove he is an actual psychopath. No joke this time, this guy is a maniac.
Is this the guy who called normal 24 hour time "military time"?
The Jerma Store:
- has a guy who's paid to stare at walls
- only sells Rick and Morty merchandise
- Jerma is the boss
- Jerma comes down to start fights with employees
- slimes himself live in the store to get customers to laugh
@@BierBart12 it’s commonly called military time in America due to 24 hour time not being popular except in a military setting
@@TenThousandAnts
-pirates roaming the isles
@@TenThousandAnts america is a dollar store country
Jerma the only person that can talk about a dream he had without my eyes glazing over after 2 seconds
Because his are actually interesting and you can trust them to be dreams he's actually had since he's been keeping his dream journal for, what, about a year now, maybe less?
So he's definitely not lying to fill dead-air. It's just Jerma talking about a kooky-ass fucking dream he had to entertain and amaze us due to the way his brain sleep works in REM sleep when giving him dreams.
I don't get why people say listening to other peoples' dreams is boring. I've found them interesting almost every time I've heard one.
@@TheLateLordKardok probably the temperment of the person and that of the dream presenter, I wouldnt personally listen well to a co-workers as much as a friend/person Ive been well acquainted with.
@@zOMGGaiaOnline I honestly believe it's a trumped-up stereotype someone important or popular set forth a long time ago that people have placebo'd into their mind, even to this day.
I fell asleep at the beginning of the video. Only to wake up near the end when he was talking about tigers, I've never been so confused.
In this episode Jerma finally comes to terms with his inflated ego and learns how much he is hurting his fans
I had a weird dream about tigers recently too. I was in an airport dining hall, and hundreds of tigers sat upright in chairs around a round table in tuxes and bowties, fork and knife in hand. The only thing on their bright white plates were splatterings of ketchup that was very reminiscent of blood. I don't remember much more than walking into this hall and having them all look up at me... the image really stuck with me.
Jerma's tiger dream is caused by Otto nibbling on his arm combined with his sleep youtube videos playing nature documentaries.
I love how a third of the video is just jerma recounting his weird dream out of nowhere
this is an accurate description of retail work, where you sell shirt, and a few pant, maybe a bit of shirt as well, and you cant forget about the pant
and then ten tigers run towards you at great speed
you better do the roar
Oh my god the tiger dream story leading up to the woman opening her door and fucking screaming "I'M NOT GONNA DO THE ROAR" is the best opening clip referencing a punchline joke that has ever been on this channel.
i had a dream that jerma performed an abstract improv show at my local community theatre and kept breaking character which made the elderly audience increasingly belligerent and angry
2:50
I am so mad that this board thinks farmers are poor
Look how much tractors cost, those guys are not poor
According to the board, labourers also make more money than farmers
tbf a lot of them are subsidized by the government
I think it's more of an abstraction for utility versus appearance.
@@SRowntree yeah but some of them basically have a mansion in the country with horses and giant trucks and make bank.
"IM NOT GONNA DO THE ROAR!" I couldn't stop laughing
3:25 I love how without any reason he does this, if that's not jerma I don't know what is
I thought it was cause of the crowd noises sounding like rowdy kids. Barely a reason to do it though,
@@zooparty1257 yeah the school setting made it make sense but he was done talking about it at that point and also didn't need to do the guitar but that's why I love him
@@zach123101 I think it was a supposed to be a teacher noise, but he didn’t feel like raising his voice all the way so it ended up sounding like a guitar. Which is even better tbh
@@cringemeat9430 I think he meant for it to be a guitar like he was doing a 90's thing same reason he did the voice like that, but again getting into the head of jerma is a dangerous thing so I'll just except whatever it is
I thought it was the return of Teacher Noise but now yall have me doubting which is incredible comsidering how absolutely specific a lot of jerma jokes are
I love how him recalling the dream sounded genuinely traumatic for him.
6:17 Military time, or as it's known to the rest of the world, time.
Jerma is the creator of most memes like “the giant enemy spider” and “were the rats”.
at least a quarter of this video is just jerma standing still talking about his bizarre dream
I didn’t realize the tiger dream was a dream, and thought that Jerma was really trying to sell an obviously fake story
One day, Jerma will do the roar.
I love how Jerma in his dreams is the most normal and reasonable person compared to everyone else, which is a stark contrast to his awake, actual self
Tiger dream has to be one of the funniest moments of this year tbh
Jerma jokes about GTA
Character's name is Cousin
Violent bowling flashbacks
"Kazin,kazin. Let's go bowling."
L-On-Musk is my favorite spaceman
19:02 Definitely Kitboga when Jerma was handling that sledgehammer
Holy shit, I zoned out and missed the part where he establishes that his big cat story is just a dream. I wised up when he mentioned 10 heat-seeking lions homing in on a lady but up until then - goddamn.
Someone has to animate the dream he had
6:20 All Jeremy had to do here was set numbers between 2 and 22 and he couldn't fathom it
I fell asleep with my headset on while watching this, i suddenly wake up in cold sweat hearing jerma yelling into my ears about someone getting jumped on by lions, Keep up with the good work!
Jerma, the cool boss who lets you slime him if you dress up in a costume for 30 minutes
Watching this at my mums house on my phone and jerma's car horn noise made my mum think it was an alarm and that the house was on fire, she came in panicking, asking what's going on. I had to explain it was just jerma impersonating a car trying move tigers off someone's front lawn. Y'know, the usual.
I can't believe Jerma feels that way about poor neighborhoods
I like how he tells his dream like he’s trying to impress a girl at a bar or something
this guy is a HUGE tesla investor and he is FUMING at the cars bursting into flames
The image in my head of "I'M NOT GONNA DO THE ROAR!" then all these tigers go running into the house really got me, just imagine witnessing such a bizarre moment unfold. It's insane even for a dream, makes you wonder what demented thoughts manifest in that head of his.
The best thing about Jerma is that you can stop paying attention and then he is talking about tigers mauling people
Jerma we missed you! You haven’t been gone, we just love when we see you upload
Jerma.... I still come back to hear your contagious laugh... I remember when you had a little over 10k
9:13 PERFECT MORTY IMPRESSION
I have been waiting so long for this!
whoever made the "2nd jerma" logo sideways while still 2d in the intro is so great
His dreams really...uh, his dreams really are something huh?
Jerma’s marketing tactic: “buy the shirt”
PSYCO streamer sends tigers to kill a sweet innocent lady
Absolute PSYCHO manager forces employees to STARE at wall for hours
Perfect time to upload now i can sleep to Jerma's video
JermASMR
Congrats, you just gave yourself tiger nightmares
Perfect thing to wake up to
the tiger dream was so fucking awesome to listen to
i left the room for like a minute and I came back to jerma saying "IM NOT GONNA DO THE ROAR and then she got mauled by lions"
Anyone else saw how in the room at the end the projected profits were 36 cence
Psycho teamer lures entire neighbor to their death by unleashing thousands of lions.
I WON'T DO THE ROAR
12:40 when it faded out and ad played and I thought youtube started doing fade outs to ads lmao
Local Man Zerks In Retail Store
The tiger thing is the revelation of a new strategy to speedrun this game.
Working for Jerma would be hell on earth.
jerma has such a deep internal world his dream is so fascinating and funny. i want to study him
We joke around a lot, but Jerma's Rick and Morty impressions are actually so spot on when he says the right things.
Still cant believe chat and their cringey ways burned this stream to early, this is a prime jerma comedy gold game, if only we got another few hours
It could be that the big cats are his audience. Like, it's about constantly being under the gaze and threat of assessment from others. Maybe some kind of mild and subtle performance anxiety from extended performances (streams) for years on end. He could be concerned about how the judgement from his audience (big cat attacks) could affect those he's close to. Being close to Jerma irl might result in being close to the scrutiny of the public eye. He cares about his audience (slow driving trying not to hit big cats), but is concerned about what they might do (big cat attacks).
Chat are the tigers and Jerma is the old lady when he says he wont do something
Quentin Tarantino thumbnail
That got me
jermas subconscious: ah fuck i can't be bothered to come up with another dream. give him more tigers
I saw Mr. Green in the first minute of the video and knew it was gonna be a good one.
jerma's car horn imitation was spot on
Mr greenz before his chocolate factory went bust
mr greenz as a budding, handsome young entrepreneur… before the insatiable greed set in and corrupted him
Jerma's dream story is legendary.
8 minuites of gameplay. 6 minuites of jerma telling a tiger story. Love it
This video should have been called ‘the lion, the witch, and the ROARdrobe’
11:42 Sounds like some Impractical Jokers skit
Jerma noises always make me smile