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    00:00 - Intro
    01:10 - Best
    06:18 - Unpleasant
    15:47 - Dangerous
    22:21 - Worst
    29:14 - Outro
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Komentáře • 352

  • @brunotheboar692
    @brunotheboar692 Před rokem +301

    "Mcragge was earth like"
    i can see that
    "it had an effective administration"
    nevermind its totally alien

    • @livefromtheblacklibrary
      @livefromtheblacklibrary  Před rokem +49

      Fr tbh 😔

    • @jonasribeiro2001
      @jonasribeiro2001 Před rokem +10

      Painfully true

    • @amfortas
      @amfortas Před 11 měsíci +1

      Yooooo😂😂😂

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ Před 11 měsíci +13

      The more i study geopolitics and i learn about each nation the more i learn that there's no such thing as a competent country, our entire species is ultimately incompetent and comical, it's outstanding that we've achieved this much

  • @Channel-23s
    @Channel-23s Před rokem +410

    Man if Olympia didn’t rebel or Perty just knew that Big E didn’t care about his tough punishment for his home man the traitors would be doomed

    • @livefromtheblacklibrary
      @livefromtheblacklibrary  Před rokem +63

      Probably lol

    • @silent_stalker3687
      @silent_stalker3687 Před rokem +61

      “Okay, so let me tell you why I don’t have actual offspring.”
      - Emperor telling Perty about the gore orgies that inspired the Eldar when they created Slaanesh and how wild his teenage years were.
      Pert: deeply traumatized and can’t stand the sight of blood or gore
      Chaos gods: well… there goes our plans.

    • @christopheraaron1255
      @christopheraaron1255 Před rokem +3

      The same is true of the Dark Angels.

    • @TheEmperorsChampion964
      @TheEmperorsChampion964 Před rokem +24

      If Perturabo was not at Terra during the siege Rogal would have held out long enough for Bobby G to arrive and there's a very good chance that the emperor and Sanguinius would be alive

    • @negadoge
      @negadoge Před 8 měsíci

      Yes they would be

  • @velstadtvonausterlitz2338
    @velstadtvonausterlitz2338 Před rokem +224

    Prospero is a hellhole, lmao. Magnus made it liveable by killing its warp predators that took in the shape of insects.

    • @livefromtheblacklibrary
      @livefromtheblacklibrary  Před rokem +113

      Oh fuck I forgot about those

    • @TheCrimsonSpork
      @TheCrimsonSpork Před rokem +82

      Seriously, prior to Magnus the real threat of psychic bugs laying eggs in your brain is a major No Thanks

    • @stefancarter1
      @stefancarter1 Před rokem +111

      “I can’t think of a single thing wrong with this place” seems like something a person with mind bug laying eggs in their brain might say.

    • @jessl1934
      @jessl1934 Před rokem +15

      ​@@livefromtheblacklibrarySounds exactly like something a person who has had predatory psychic bugs laying brain-eggs in their head would say 🤔🤔

    • @marthlink5015
      @marthlink5015 Před rokem +12

      To be fair that city was SAFE before he got there, the pyscher before him created that city of refuge while everywhere ELSE got ravaged. Then similar to during the necron's slumber the psychic bugs or w/e they were called just.... left. Either cause it wasn't enough food or they'd be drawn elsewhere. Not many are around there but yea im Sure Magnus made there rest of prospero relatively safe after he grew up.

  • @viorp5267
    @viorp5267 Před rokem +337

    I feel like Angron rolled a nat 1 on homeworlds. Not only did he end up on a world of super evil slavers who kept gladiators, but also ones strong enough to somehow subdue and enslave a parimarch and lobotomise his brain beyond repair.

    • @livefromtheblacklibrary
      @livefromtheblacklibrary  Před rokem +50

      YEAH LOL

    • @jonasribeiro2001
      @jonasribeiro2001 Před rokem +16

      Nah Angron was just weak

    • @Goldenblitzer
      @Goldenblitzer Před rokem +58

      I feel like his luck was just rock bottom, he was attacked by some form of Eldar, weakened after winning only to be attacked by humans, getting close enough to victor that they enslave you into the pits, then be so compassionate that they implant butchers nails but because he’s a primarch it doesn’t work, so you have all the worst parts of it no none of the good stuff, and it ruins all your primarch yness

    • @davidfrancisco3502
      @davidfrancisco3502 Před rokem +41

      ​@@GoldenblitzerIt's believed it were craftworld eldar who tried to kill Angron when he was a little child because their farseers saw in the form of a prophecy the type of monster he would become and ironically their attept to prevent that prophecy to happen is what made it happen.

    • @viorp5267
      @viorp5267 Před rokem +17

      @@jonasribeiro2001 Yeah he ironically was one of the weaker Parimarchs. Ins't that because he was supposed to be an empath and his legion specialised in being Apothecaries? Angron is an empath so he knows what other people feel etc.
      Though I feel GW keeps having him loose because he can constantly revive. Only Vulcan seems more pathetic than Angron on that front.
      On the other hand he beat the living shit out of multiple fully geared up custodes while exhausted wounded and unequipped.

  • @khazngray
    @khazngray Před rokem +41

    Im just glad nobody told Ferrus Manus his world wasn't at the bottom of this list, because he sure as hell would have put it there.

  • @joesheridan9451
    @joesheridan9451 Před rokem +80

    I love how Sanginius, this glorious golden angel, landed on one of the most poor, backwater and shitty planets… it really adds to the biblical references with him being a lot like Jesus

  • @myself2noone
    @myself2noone Před rokem +150

    I remember a line form Gabriel Seth about primarus marines saying Guilliman is going to turn us into "Ultramarines in red armor." I remember thinking that if I was a civilian on his home planet I'd just look at Ultramar and go "good."

    • @livefromtheblacklibrary
      @livefromtheblacklibrary  Před rokem +34

      LMAO YEAH

    • @cyanideinmycereal1077
      @cyanideinmycereal1077 Před rokem +3

      I would actually rather die

    • @Peusterokos1
      @Peusterokos1 Před rokem +8

      Meanwhile Girlyman and his sons keeps rolling Nat 20s

    • @Mikazuchireborn
      @Mikazuchireborn Před rokem +13

      Everybody starts off happy when Flesh Tearers first show up during the Ork invasion.
      Then the citizens get excited when the Flesh Tearers invites them to the victory feast.
      Then things get weird when the Flesh Tearers instructs them to show up wearing bacon wrap and barbecue sauce.
      Then it all goes downhill from there...

    • @classicnestetris3268
      @classicnestetris3268 Před rokem +6

      @@Peusterokos1 there is the theory that ultramarines are only rolling nat 20s because All of the orks believe blue to be a lucky color

  • @sanberrios14
    @sanberrios14 Před rokem +23

    I was today old when I found out Horus was a literal gangster 😂😂😂

  • @jacobarbogast2620
    @jacobarbogast2620 Před rokem +31

    uhh Prospero had Psychic muder hornets on it that Magnus had to erradicate before anyone started enjoying much of anything lol

    • @livefromtheblacklibrary
      @livefromtheblacklibrary  Před rokem +2

      I forgor 💀

    • @lachlanevans5013
      @lachlanevans5013 Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@livefromtheblacklibrarywell to be fair it’s not like having their eggs in you was incurable. I remember a bit of lore when some thousand sons used their psychic powers to surgically remove the egg from a Psyker woman’s mind. So even with the Psychic wasps Prospero could still be considered the best planet out of all of the Primarch homeworlds.
      It’s certainly better than Baal and I’m a blood angels fan

  • @thumpfump2268
    @thumpfump2268 Před rokem +54

    I feel like constantly being under threat of having bugs being able to psychically lay eggs in your brain would knock a world down to unpleasant.

  • @spacecanuk8316
    @spacecanuk8316 Před rokem +97

    Sometimes these Age of Strife planets and pocket civilizations are more interesting than modern 40k, not that the Imperium is ever boring....

    • @livefromtheblacklibrary
      @livefromtheblacklibrary  Před rokem +29

      I would have loved more about the Interex or the Auritian Technocracy

    • @spacecanuk8316
      @spacecanuk8316 Před rokem +22

      @@livefromtheblacklibrary 100%. I think some of the alien and primitive ones are pretty interesting as well, even if they would suck to live in. There's just so much potential for interesting societies in that post apocalyptic balkanization.

    • @Matt_of_the_mountains
      @Matt_of_the_mountains Před rokem +5

      A book series on the Interex through the age of strife that eventually leads up to them meeting Horus would be amazing!

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@livefromtheblacklibraryinterex would be my army if they were still around

    • @joesheridan9451
      @joesheridan9451 Před 9 měsíci

      The imperium is never boring? Pass the blunt please

  • @riccardocarminatigalli2852

    Fulgrim and Angron need their place swipe . If you have time to go to the arena and watch peoples killing each other, your world is not that bad (if you are not a gladiator)

  • @aydenevans417
    @aydenevans417 Před rokem +21

    You talked about the cultures of the planets, I think nocturn should be a spot or 2 higher because it fostered a very caring and kind culture

  • @Matt_of_the_mountains
    @Matt_of_the_mountains Před rokem +48

    It would be interesting to see how a primarch growing up on Catachan would turn out. My guess would be like the Lion but Australian. But if say Angron went there instead? Could be interesting...

    • @livefromtheblacklibrary
      @livefromtheblacklibrary  Před rokem +22

      Sly Marbo origin story

    • @Matt_of_the_mountains
      @Matt_of_the_mountains Před rokem +9

      ​@@livefromtheblacklibrarymy new head canon is that one of the 2nd or 11th Legion primarchs is Sly Marbo

    • @Mikazuchireborn
      @Mikazuchireborn Před rokem +23

      If Angron landed on Catachan and somehow got raised by Catachan Devils, he would STILL grow up to be more well-adjusted and emotionally healthy than he did on Nuceria.

    • @erikrungemadsen2081
      @erikrungemadsen2081 Před 9 měsíci +8

      Angron would have loved growing up on Catachan, he would have loved the more freedom minded Jungle Fighters, and then the communities being forced to work together to survive.

  • @spacewolfblackmane19
    @spacewolfblackmane19 Před rokem +57

    I really wished that we got more details on Horu's home world cuss ya the Sons of Horus very much did operate like a gang, especially after their fall. Though a far more stable and successful gang unlike the gangs of Nostromo which all universally seemed highly unstable at best, and doom to failure at worse

    • @livefromtheblacklibrary
      @livefromtheblacklibrary  Před rokem +14

      Yeah they were like an mob honestly

    • @alpharius4434
      @alpharius4434 Před 8 měsíci +1

      The gang of Nostromo were more stable than those on Cthonia, because they were only a part of the civilisation, but the upper class of the city were more like mob families.
      Cthonia looked more like technobarbarians terran, but worse.

    • @T0X1CSPIKES
      @T0X1CSPIKES Před 7 měsíci +1

      Honestly, they could make an entire television show about Horus home planet and his rise to power. Would be great for the upcoming Amazon series set in the WH40K universe.

  • @CrimsonTemplar2
    @CrimsonTemplar2 Před rokem +36

    I pretty much agree with your rankings, especially Nuceria & Chemos.
    I hadn’t thought about the psychological effects of growing up on Cthonia, but yeah that makes a lot of sense.

  • @madalchemist3420
    @madalchemist3420 Před rokem +12

    prospero would suck to live on at least until they got the brain wasps under control

  • @sirdragon6860
    @sirdragon6860 Před rokem +7

    Prospero good? What about the literal MINDRAPE Wolves that were a constant threat to pyskers? And still existed into the great crusade

  • @o.w.n.1327
    @o.w.n.1327 Před rokem +30

    I would rather say that Maccrage is better then Prospero for you know they had a problem of warp creatures killing people.

    • @livefromtheblacklibrary
      @livefromtheblacklibrary  Před rokem +5

      True I forgot that one lol

    • @o.w.n.1327
      @o.w.n.1327 Před rokem +4

      @@livefromtheblacklibrary also as I have never dwelled into the lore of Cthonia I would wager it to be a better place then say Barbarus. We know it's basically a bit better version of Nostramo. Anyways my point is I love Mortarion and Barbarus is the worst planet to be on. Though yea Cthonia and Colchis had a bigger play in the Galaxy.

    • @raftguy1376
      @raftguy1376 Před 11 měsíci

      On the other hand, you can walk up to a cafe in prospero, sit down, and they will serve you exactly the meal you are craving the most. No ordering, they just know (psychically).
      Space Rome may be good, but shit. Nothing is as good as that unless you’re on a craftworld.

    • @o.w.n.1327
      @o.w.n.1327 Před 11 měsíci

      @@raftguy1376 if you don't get eaten by a warp monster first

  • @balls9052
    @balls9052 Před rokem +4

    I think you overlooked the impact of the Butcher’s nails and Angry Ron. Heresy or not the World Eaters were doomed.

  • @inquisitorgarza312
    @inquisitorgarza312 Před rokem +45

    Cruze and Angorn and Mortarion ended up in some of the worst planets to land on with no actual support for the Primarch to relied on for them to grow properly. Cruze was on a planet that was so deep in criminal corruption that everyone on that planet was a criminal trying to survive in a bleak environment never sought by humans. Angorn was by far the most unfortunate considering that the actions of the Eldar that doom Angorn to become little more than a slave to a world that have an Gladiator Culture that force him to slay his fellow gladiators for the enjoyment of the rulers of his world. Mortarion if he landed on the bottom of his world and instead of the mountain he may have been raised better, but since he didn’t he was raised by a alien necromancer who saw all human lives as nothing more than play things to them.

    • @marthlink5015
      @marthlink5015 Před rokem

      Curze's world was fine. Lion's was way worse and several people called curze out on it that if anyone like fulgrim,guille, lion hell prob even motry or angron could've unified a mob-boss world.... that's literally what Horus did.
      Curze's problem is that he landed flawed as fuck- he immediately murders someone, eats them, then justifies the murder cause....well he 'murdered' a murderer... but then when does the cycle end.... PLUS Curze gains traits and characteristics-memories and aspects of those he eats. We don't know HOW much it affects him, but it helps him ALOT, cause it helped him on Lion's ship when he was mangling and eating his soldiers to get the layout of the ship and know places to hide and avoid the Lion.

  • @JiJ1511
    @JiJ1511 Před rokem +10

    As an Iron Hand Enjoyer, I humbly accept your thanks for keeping Medusa great.

    • @tellurius4951
      @tellurius4951 Před 2 měsíci

      Fulgrim cost your primarch a lot of headache

  • @codycurtin2295
    @codycurtin2295 Před rokem +6

    Olympia being on the 'good' planet part is so funny to me because any of us would probably be dead but in relation to the rest it's so true.

  • @Thyinternet
    @Thyinternet Před rokem +6

    1:32 except for the pesky brain eating horror parasites that made most of the world outside of Tizca basically uninhabitable before M’s arrival

  • @peace_.was_never_an_option

    I feel called out for wanting Chogoris higher on the list but i ultimately agree with where you put it

  • @XD-sc4ix
    @XD-sc4ix Před rokem +5

    You forgot to mention that the knights of caliban wore power armor rather than standard knight armor and I recall they even had power swords meaning that you couldn't defend yourself since you needed people in power armor wielding power swords just to fight back against the beasts also that fenris just like medusa and nocturne is soo geologically and tectonically unstable that mosts of the landmasses of fenris will submerge and emerge from the ocean back and forth depending on the season

  • @Tortle-Man
    @Tortle-Man Před rokem +34

    You got something wrong. Medusa is not the world with the shifting tectonics. That’s Fenris. The Fenrusians live like Vikings because during the winter, the main continent freezes over, so they are forced out to sea. They have to move from temprary volcanic island to island because they tectonics are constantly destroying and reforming these islands, and have to battle other clans for usage of the islands. That’s Fenris. Medusa is an ice world with a necron tomb underneath and giant orbital ring surrounding the world. Clans battle each other for survival and to sue the ancient dark age technology that is present on the world. The ancient monsters are actually dark age super weapons that have been let loos on Medusa, and Ferrus Many’s destroyed or locked them away. Just a note that you presented some wrong info there.

    • @livefromtheblacklibrary
      @livefromtheblacklibrary  Před rokem +5

      Ahhhh I see

    • @HANSofWAR92
      @HANSofWAR92 Před rokem +4

      I mean Fenris does certainly have intensely shifting tectonic plates but Medusa does as well, enough atleast to cause mountains to rise and fall with regularity. Can’t find anything relating it to an ice planet either, Ferrus landed on a large area of ice however.

    • @thewerdna
      @thewerdna Před rokem +4

      Both planets have super active tectonics. Its mentioned that Medusa has no permanent settlements (outside of the Iron Hands' monetary) because the planet it so tecnonically active, that earthquakes would destroy any settlement before too long. To the point people there tend to live in giant moving mechanical structures so they can move to areas of relative stability for however long those last

    • @Arenuphis
      @Arenuphis Před 7 měsíci

      The fenrisians aren't gonna live on the single stable continent either, regardless of time of year, as it's covered in "wolf"-based super predators that make it inhospitable for humans
      instead it's the seas that freeze over and small shifting landmasses that stabilize slightly so you can settle down for a short while to try to survive the ~2 earth years long winter, make a defensible position against other tribes, and try to bunker up food for when all hell breaks loose once the hotter-than-earth summer comes around again

    • @doom1609
      @doom1609 Před 5 dny

      Naw man, while Fenris may be somewhat active, Medusa has constantly shifting tectonic plates. Seas shift, sky piercing mountains and volcanoes can rise and fall, debris from space even comes crashing down regularly. The clans on Medusa roam the lands in ancient mining rigs that require continuous maintenance because of the changing and extremely hostile landscape.
      I will say, it has never been confirmed that there was a necron presence on the world, even now in the 41st millennium. It was only a theory made on Imperial Savants to explain the Ferrus’s arms. The evidence points more towards Men of Iron, which Inquisitor Vuln (here on CZcams) explains very well in his analysis of the Xth Primarch.

  • @jakkard5026
    @jakkard5026 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Prospero had a species of mind parasyte called the Psychoeuin (or something like that) that would lay their eggs inside your mind. The larvae would devour your brain and psyche to mature, forcing the surviving human population to live in very specific and isolated zones of the world to survive. It was Magnus who saved his people from the beasts and allowed them to grow and prosper.
    Just throwing that out, great video though👌

  • @jo_ken
    @jo_ken Před rokem +6

    1:12 Properso you can be the best planet till the space wolves show up, then things get difficult.

  • @alanolex3962
    @alanolex3962 Před rokem +2

    The most important part about Prospero lore is that the restaurants read your mind to figure out what you want.

  • @Osse-pl8xp
    @Osse-pl8xp Před rokem +7

    Chemos became a thriving civilisation after Fulgrims arrival so if you count post primarch it should be ranked higher.

    • @livefromtheblacklibrary
      @livefromtheblacklibrary  Před rokem +1

      Oh absolutely, but I was mostly referring to the state they were in when the Primarch first landed

  • @NoName-lo9ym
    @NoName-lo9ym Před rokem +3

    Relevant points you missed: 1. Olympia was also populated by Chaos beasts whilst Chogoris was not and Chogoris was mostly under the control of the Palatinate Empire . Thus you would most likely end up being born in a large stable empire on Chogoris without giant monsters, thus Chogoris would be safer. 2. Medusa is filled with monsters like Storm Giants, Asirnoth and legions of tech zombies and mutants. Medusa is far more dangerous that Lycaeus therefore

  • @jan-timolobner
    @jan-timolobner Před rokem +4

    This was a really sweet video. But I can't help and laugh about the fact you put Lorgar's planet dead last, even though you do have a point there.

  • @weeaboobaguette3943
    @weeaboobaguette3943 Před rokem +1

    4:30
    "It was all right, pretty good actually"
    Oh, ok.
    "It was essentially like Australia"
    ...

  • @Thyinternet
    @Thyinternet Před 11 měsíci +3

    14:37 also with Medusa don’t forget all the crazy weird necron / dark age tech abominations running rampant trying to kill ya. Medusa’s often overlooked but when I think about it, really one of the coolest home worlds. Unfortunately rendered thematically a little redundant by others
    Cold icy monster ridden hellscape - Fenris, Inwit
    Monster ridden hellscape in general
    - Caliban, Nocturne, Olympia
    Greco Roman theme
    - Olympia, Macragge, Nuceria
    Volcanically unstable mess
    - Nocturne, Fenris
    Twilit Post industrial hellscape
    - Cthonia, Chemos, Nostromo
    Fractious gangland violence / feudal warfare
    - Cthonia, Nostramo, Chogoris, Olympia, Caliban … practically almost all of them to some extent really

    • @davidpenney2392
      @davidpenney2392 Před 8 měsíci

      There's also the wind 100mph+ with volcanic glass and Ash that is basically a sand blaster

  • @christianfriisjensen2055
    @christianfriisjensen2055 Před 7 měsíci

    Ok, I fucking lost it at "...but that's not something a "No Dogs" sign won't fix"

  • @The0Stroy
    @The0Stroy Před rokem +4

    Imagine Primarchs switching worlds... Angron with wings (Sanguinus ending on Nuceria) will be even more terrifying (well, he has them now as a demon... But I mean before Heresy)

  • @dziku2222
    @dziku2222 Před rokem +3

    Lorgar's planet was pretty chill, chaos worshipping or not. Hell, if we take a thing like that into account, even Cadia used to be one of those worlds, and it ended up as a main bulwark of humanity. The religious upbringing of Lorgar, kickstarted the heresy, but in general pre-heresy Word Bearers acted as mentors and good guys for planets they've captured. Emperor basically had to bitchslap them, of pragmatic reasons, that they waste too much time on educating and sitting with the populus of planets converted to the Imperial rule. WB fall had more to do with Emperor's failings to use legions he had as resources and adjusting to it, than with planet's culture or tbh Lorgar as a person.

  • @andresperedo1275
    @andresperedo1275 Před rokem +7

    In Fenris, not just the cold and the beasts, but also the summers, the high geologic activity (meaning no permanent settlements,plus volcanoes and earthquakes) and the people constantly making war with each other... all of that with dark age technology or even less, where IRON is scarce

    • @andresperedo1275
      @andresperedo1275 Před rokem +2

      In fact, in the "Space Wolf" old novel, they mention that literally nobody could expect to live older than 35. Like 35 there is 95 here

    • @livefromtheblacklibrary
      @livefromtheblacklibrary  Před rokem +1

      YEAH ITS A FUCKING HOLE

    • @andresperedo1275
      @andresperedo1275 Před rokem +1

      @@livefromtheblacklibrary That's why it produces the best SM 😎

    • @josephnarvaez9507
      @josephnarvaez9507 Před rokem +2

      When you said Dark Age tech I thought it's dark age of technology and not medieval.

    • @andresperedo1275
      @andresperedo1275 Před rokem

      @@josephnarvaez9507 xD
      Medieval tech changed a lot, particularly after 1200, that is why I said Dark Age specifically. But yeah, confusing

  • @Historyfrek4ever
    @Historyfrek4ever Před rokem +4

    Terra at the time was honestly a great world. Not just because what it was, but what it was going to be. Emperors programs hadn’t annihilated local cultural identies that surviced, industry was up, nature was returning and social mobility was improving. Until heresy came along followed by imperial idiocy.

    • @livefromtheblacklibrary
      @livefromtheblacklibrary  Před rokem

      EXACTLY, it still wasn’t too great by the time Alpharius was found but it wasn’t half bad and WAY better than what most Primarchs got

  • @xavierhugo9269
    @xavierhugo9269 Před rokem +3

    Always nice to get more insight into the worlds the people of the imperium live on

  • @PteCONeal
    @PteCONeal Před 9 měsíci

    been playing games with your vids in the background , I like the fact that you don't make it too serious like some , or too not serious
    Really easy to play and listen too

  • @vicstanfieldshire7754
    @vicstanfieldshire7754 Před 11 měsíci +1

    No Dog Sign… LMFAO😂

  • @Onbutteredtoast
    @Onbutteredtoast Před rokem +5

    Mind eating bugs sets prospero back for me

  • @dshafterh3897
    @dshafterh3897 Před rokem +3

    What the he'll is black powder medicine? That sounds terrifying. Seriously you are my favorite Warhammer CZcamsr that's the same age as my grandchildren keep up the good work my grandson and I truly appreciate your take on things.

    • @livefromtheblacklibrary
      @livefromtheblacklibrary  Před rokem +1

      Awww thanks! Black powder age medicine is things like morphine as anesthesia and amputations for battlefield injuries, also a loooot of infections and cholera

    • @dshafterh3897
      @dshafterh3897 Před rokem +2

      My grandson is so jealous that you keep liking my comments.

    • @livefromtheblacklibrary
      @livefromtheblacklibrary  Před rokem +1

      LOL XD give him my regards! Hopefully that helps even the score!

  • @LGMUFO
    @LGMUFO Před rokem +6

    Another great video. The great content just keeps coming!

  • @TheLordofMetroids
    @TheLordofMetroids Před rokem +4

    I know why you put Medusa where you did but I would argue it should be a lot lower.
    It's a Necron toumb world, at any minute they can wake up and turn it into a battlefield.
    Medusa is a time bomb just waiting to blow up so I would put it as one of the most dangerous on this list.

  • @logandelaharpe6362
    @logandelaharpe6362 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Terra had no fucking water

  • @darkseidofapokolips9796
    @darkseidofapokolips9796 Před rokem +2

    27:17 Bro… the greatest Primarch is just a thug at the end of the day 😂😂😂

  • @jakeku2662
    @jakeku2662 Před 11 měsíci

    Bro, if I was selling tickets on Nuceria to watch Angron vs anyone, you'd buy em.

  • @pyrrhusofepirus8491
    @pyrrhusofepirus8491 Před 10 měsíci

    2:15 “it had an effective administration” - what is this fantasy realm of wonders and miracles you speak of?

  • @Channel-23s
    @Channel-23s Před rokem +17

    Damn the loyalist had some horrible planets but came out strong or hardened man imagine a Primarch growing up on catachan sidenote still foolish and funny the Lion instead of going for terra Lion chooses to do a bit of trolling and wipes out many traitors homeworlds as revenge and punishment for there deeds

    • @livefromtheblacklibrary
      @livefromtheblacklibrary  Před rokem +6

      Thing is that had a purpose, it weakened the demon traitors connection to the material realm! Also I like to think one of the lost Primarchs landed on catachan it had to be taken down because it made him too powerful

    • @colonelautumns7248
      @colonelautumns7248 Před rokem +2

      Sly Marbo is one of the lost primarchs

  • @FoxHound-ut1hu
    @FoxHound-ut1hu Před 9 měsíci

    I think you are actually underselling the sheer deadliness of Fenris

  • @Alexander59059
    @Alexander59059 Před 8 měsíci

    As the Iron hand fan, I appreciate you remembering.

  • @Evohunter7
    @Evohunter7 Před rokem +4

    That was a fun opinion piece. I liked your ranking system.

  • @dominickdambrosio783
    @dominickdambrosio783 Před 8 měsíci

    Abaddon: horus how are you going to turn sanguinious?
    Horus: I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.

  • @deandhadwal6470
    @deandhadwal6470 Před 9 měsíci

    Um, Prospero had all those giant psyker hunting bugs!!!

  • @NotNonamelol
    @NotNonamelol Před 2 měsíci

    Horus is a certified gangsta

  • @unbreakablelag
    @unbreakablelag Před rokem +1

    I think you are forgetting that Prospero had an insect problem that made it impossible to live if you weren’t a psyker.

  • @yaelz6043
    @yaelz6043 Před rokem +1

    "Macragge was earthlike... It had an effective administration". The fck kind of bizarro version of earth are you living on? Is it the one the 30k books start on or something?

  • @Yacovo
    @Yacovo Před rokem +1

    Thanks for the video.

  • @custodianguardofthemagyari216

    My question is with prospero is how did they got strong recruits for the thousand sons?

    • @livefromtheblacklibrary
      @livefromtheblacklibrary  Před rokem +3

      I think it’s a mix of academic ability and physical testing

    • @custodianguardofthemagyari216
      @custodianguardofthemagyari216 Před rokem +3

      ​@@livefromtheblacklibraryyes but when they usually describe recruitment they usually choose children who had a Hard life and space marine chapters with homeworlds often do not improve living conditions so they can get better recruits

    • @livefromtheblacklibrary
      @livefromtheblacklibrary  Před rokem +5

      Yeah true, but the Thousand Sons were always a black sheep among the legions lol

    • @oscarandreas1431
      @oscarandreas1431 Před rokem +3

      intense body building, training and hogwartsing i assume, buff wizards and all that
      nice planet does not equal bad recruits, as shown with ultramar and that

    • @custodianguardofthemagyari216
      @custodianguardofthemagyari216 Před rokem +2

      @@CosmicShinola instead of magnus did nothing wrong it should be thousand sons(except magnus)did nothing wrong and that would be true until the end of the heresy

  • @namewastaken360
    @namewastaken360 Před 7 měsíci

    Fenris seems so hostile to life it seems just about impossible to survive. The only life that seems remotely plausible is sea life that survives under the ice during the winters.

  • @Turnil321
    @Turnil321 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Chogoris should be higher than Earth or Olympia.
    It's better to live in the middle-ages with clean air than the hive cities of earth.

  • @domschra
    @domschra Před rokem

    "we take technology for granted"
    Bro you cant compare the universe where technology advances back as fast as our is advancing forward 💀

  • @kingedgelord4726
    @kingedgelord4726 Před rokem

    putting nostromo in unpleasant is wild to me, weren't everyone in their specific chapter grapists and murderers and wasn't someone committing suicide get them brutally murdered by konrad curze. i would take an unbelievably amount of gigantic predators before i would ever live in nostromo

  • @akumaking1
    @akumaking1 Před rokem +4

    When will you talk about the Angel/Proto-Primarch and the Sensei/Star Children? I think they’d be an interesting subject and if they’re actually related to the Emperor.

  • @ryanremak8835
    @ryanremak8835 Před 9 měsíci

    I love the smell of algorithm in the morning 😂

  • @thesmashingbadger4644
    @thesmashingbadger4644 Před rokem +3

    Personally I'd put Macragge over Prospero for one reason. Prospero had the Psychneuein, those gross psychic parasites.
    Still a paradise compared to the other worlds tho.

  • @sweetmeat
    @sweetmeat Před rokem +5

    Great list but swap Chogoris with terra, even without the tech and stuff Chogoris still has no radiation and still has its oceans

    • @livefromtheblacklibrary
      @livefromtheblacklibrary  Před rokem

      Hmmmm that’s fair, but the low technology level just is a big thing for me because of opportunity and medical care

  • @critanalysis9546
    @critanalysis9546 Před rokem +1

    What a great idea for a video!

  • @terminallove3531
    @terminallove3531 Před 10 měsíci

    Next should be best to worst Primarch childhood.

  • @memesofwarhemmer7076
    @memesofwarhemmer7076 Před rokem +4

    40k planets are at best slannesh cults on the making or at worst in the eye of terror 😅

  • @icefire5799
    @icefire5799 Před rokem +1

    Its nice i just wonder how the other planets can not be reached by sublight speed or how it is feaseable to reach a planet in a different system at sublight speeds if there is something else.

  • @ltdanf2357
    @ltdanf2357 Před 8 měsíci

    I’d have to argue you on the Caliban placement, I’d say it should be somewhat higher on the list. While it did have the great beasts and plants that would attack your, they did have things such as power armor, electricity in some areas, radios in others, functioning city states that had their own defenses forces as well as customs to help others in time of need. You weren’t plagued by the great beasts everyday however it was bad when it did come about. It also had some tectonic shifts every so often but we also have that on modern day earth. Even if The Lion did not arrive it’s possible that Luthor might have done the same thing he did and lead a crusade against the great beasts as The Order was the largest and most predominant knightly order on Caliban.

  • @cheesaliciousable
    @cheesaliciousable Před rokem

    Dissing Omegan like that... See that shit right there is why he joined Chaos... X3

  • @goni2493
    @goni2493 Před rokem

    Well the emperor had arogance as well so...like father like son.

  • @sheogorath-the-incrazy
    @sheogorath-the-incrazy Před 4 měsíci

    I like the iron hands...... but I too can never recall ANYTHING about them.........

  • @Ascension646
    @Ascension646 Před rokem

    Psychneuein would like a word with your perspective on Prospero.

  • @shadowwalkeroffire4853
    @shadowwalkeroffire4853 Před 11 měsíci

    The worst home worlds would have to be Primearchs II and XI, because we no less than nothing about them. For unknown threats are more dangerous than known threats.

  • @GameSetPatch
    @GameSetPatch Před rokem +1

    Everyone wants to blame Magnus, while making excuses for an Emperor who couldn't be bothered to make certain the one man who could tank his entire plan, was couldn't do so.
    If the Emperor trusted Magnus, he could have informed him.
    If he couldn't (or was unsure), the Emperor could have informed Magnus he had a test for him before revealing his greatest plan, and then locked him in a Stasis Vault until the project was complete (while making certain Magnus was the first son to witness this achievement, so the ruse didn't sting ao much).
    If the Emperor could do neither, then it's surprising he didn't just off Magnus in the back of the head after dinner one night.
    The Emperor has repeatedly shown himself to be a cruel bastard when his machinations are on the line. But strangely when he was most vulnerable to Tzeentch's scheming, we see the master planner of silly redundancies, casually ignore a potential problem he himself created.
    Magnus may be an daemonic ass now, but I put this particular failure on the shoulders of the man who would be the master of all mankind.

  • @dtroy_0897
    @dtroy_0897 Před rokem +1

    Well it seems that the all mighty algorythm has chosen you to appear on my recomendations feed. You might be pushing the right buttons. 🗿

  • @ZeroNumerous
    @ZeroNumerous Před 8 měsíci

    Prospero is literally the worst place to end up in the galaxy. Because by its very nature Prospero's culture ensured Magnus was going to fall to Chaos. Because Prospero was literally covered in daemons.

  • @CrimsonTemplar2
    @CrimsonTemplar2 Před rokem +2

    This was excellent

  • @merlinmannis9244
    @merlinmannis9244 Před 3 měsíci

    How nostromo isn’t the one of the worst planets I will never know, a place so bad that, rape, murder and suicide are typical mundane events. And you’ll never sees the light of day.

  • @vancodling4223
    @vancodling4223 Před rokem +3

    Process of elimination spoiled the worst early, but I agree. Definately puts its primarch in perspective

  • @robjones9128
    @robjones9128 Před rokem +1

    Nostramo actually gota little better under curze crime all but disappeared even employees started to pay fairly in fear of retribution from curze. For a little while anyway until he went insane.

  • @Ofley_Adventures
    @Ofley_Adventures Před rokem +14

    Great work buddy. You’ve been putting a lot of effort into the channel, and I really hope you become successful. Have a sensational day everyone! Thanks for the vid.

  • @thatotherguy8138
    @thatotherguy8138 Před 2 měsíci

    Given the way that Cthonia and Colchis are described, Nuceria should definitely be on that ranking. Angron being adopted by a High Rider would have been a far, FAR different Angron.

  • @corbinibroc
    @corbinibroc Před 11 měsíci

    You forgot how Medusa was literally covered in cyborg zombies and necron constructs

  • @sbeaber
    @sbeaber Před 11 měsíci

    Caliban had snowfalls that would go to the treeline. The forest could grow over the walls of your village in a single night. Wood that is acidic. Diseases. And warp beasts. Warp beasts. Warp beasts.

  • @miguelperez9906
    @miguelperez9906 Před rokem

    Baal : we have water that drinks you hell it was so horrible the nids only response was to stack enough body’s that the water can not kill the bodies on the highest rung fir a while.

  • @aguspuig6615
    @aguspuig6615 Před 4 měsíci +1

    8:00 i think Chemos should be in dangerous for a normal human, but unpleasant for a Primarch. You can call it ''safe'' in a way yes, but being there means youre gonna die of lung cancer between 30 to 40 from being in the mines 24/7, the fact that you wont get killed in battle or by fauna doesnt make that reality go away, while in Chogoris for example if you manage to not get into any tribal warfare you live in a pretty pleasant natural enviorment.
    Ofc for a Primarch Chemos is definetly alright, since bad but non lethal conditions mean nothing to a primarch, and the planet wasnt comically evil to the point of fucking Fulgrim up like Nuceria or Nostromo. So i half agree with your take half dont, if there were no primarchs id rather live in Chogoris than Chemos.

  • @kayvaanmcsharrowkyn6901

    TRUNKS YELLING "NOTICE ME" AT VEGETA..."NOOO!!"
    BRO...I WAS DRINKING SOMETHING AND IT CAME OUT OF MY NOSE...YOU BASTARD!!🤘🏻🤣👍🏻

  • @TheGorgonsForge
    @TheGorgonsForge Před rokem +1

    Great video! I’ll raise my hands and admit my heavy bias, but I’ve always had the impression that Medusa was one of the worst. Beyond the almost zero resources and constant clan warfare, there is tech wraiths and other non-necron biomechanical monsters that actively hunt down living things, an atmosphere that pretty much required a sealed environment suit when not inside a land behemoth and other wildlife that in some cases, at least according to one of the characters in Eye of Medusa, could even compete with Fenrisisan Wolves, though that might be their own bias. Even one of the scouts in that book said that if all worlds were like Medusa, there would be nothing worth fighting for.

  • @TheGorgonsForge
    @TheGorgonsForge Před rokem

    I’ll raise my hands and admit my heavy bias, but I’ve always had the impression that Medusa was one of the worst. Beyond the almost zero resources and constant clan warfare, there is tech wraiths and other non-necron biomechanical monsters that actively hunt down living things, an atmosphere that pretty much required a sealed environment suit when not inside a land behemoth and other wildlife that in some cases, at least according to one of the characters in Eye of Medusa, could even compete with Fenrisisan Wolves, though that might be their own bias. Even one of the scouts in that book said that if all worlds were like Medusa, there would be nothing worth fighting for.
    Admittedly, some of this stuff might have been retconned or changed, Medusa seems to be written a bit inconsistently, but I still personally find it quite interesting. Loved the video, and I definitely learned some new things, so thanks!

  • @TK199999
    @TK199999 Před rokem

    FYI, for reasons unknow Cegorach the Alderi Laughing God switched the intended worlds Jagatai Khan and Fulgrim were meant to land on by the Chaos gods. Meaning Fulgrim was meant to land on Chogoris and Jagatai Khan on Chemos. As for Medusa, its said that debris from the orbital ring in terms of derelict ship pieces, bits of cargo containers or infrastructure from ring itself would constantly fall on to the planet. Sometimes the debris was large enough crack the crust and start new volcanic eruptions. That and the planet is most likely a dormant Necron Tomb World.

  • @yellowdancer7055
    @yellowdancer7055 Před rokem +1

    Live! Should be the next Primarch to return to the setting

  • @theelitistdude8697
    @theelitistdude8697 Před rokem +1

    I really want to know what grading scale you used because I think objectively you put weight of safety and longevity waaaaaay to damn high. Other then that fair points were made.

  • @davebob666
    @davebob666 Před 2 měsíci

    The first 70% I jived with. The rest is a wild hot take. Still a fun video :D