TF2 Scout advertises the Slap Chop

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#1 - Top Rated (All Time) - Comedy 5/11/09
I was amazed
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(And the part where the old lady freezes wasn't done for sync reasons, it was an upload error. A pretty good one, at that.)
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[@MadSpectro7]

The lines "If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin' absolutely free!" and "No other class is gonna do that." were actually added in light of the Scout's noted resemblance to Vince.

[@lemonduck4378]

It’s been 10 years

[@Maverick13377]

@@lemonduck4378 fr

[@lemonduck4378]

@@Maverick13377 fr

[@WreckTheMan]

Fr

[@viewagetreatmentplant]

fr

[@leerdj]

I love the little "wanananana", it always makes me smile when I hear that ingame.
"Major League!"

[@CaptainDoomsday]

Six Million Dollar Man memes forever.

[@nuriyev700]

hello man

[@nuriyev700]

you still alive?

[@leerdj]

@@nuriyev700 what

[@arandompersonontheinternet9939]

HE IS ALIVEEEEEEE

[@ReddoX30]

"If you order now, you get a second beating, absolutely free!"
Holy shit I'm dying ahahah

[@HuyenPhan-ir2wo]

the slap chop is a beating!

[@megiocutietorie]

Even my mom laughed and she doesn't even know what tf2 is

[@mememan3447]

Same!

[@roboticeggs]

Lmao

[@Rubiktor012]

She understands art

[@Sci_X1]

It’s even better Vince has a headset

[@Piecopter]

I like how VALVe noticed people saying scout looks like this guy. That's why they added in lines like "no other class is gunna do that!" and "order now, and I'll throw in a second beating, absolutely free!"

[@Hepodix]

This is pure gold! 0:33 WANANANANANA :D

[@TTS_13805]

*Wananananannana*

[@chickenvasquez78]

im not even wind it :D

[@Morishigay]

*_wananananananana_*

[@MushroomMan64]

Push it, push it, push it!!

[@AverageTheLonelyF2P]

I did it!

[@ayther9563]

Lyrics:
Scout: Oh what's up?
Scout: It's starting to ball me how much you suck.
Scout: No, seriously, you all suck.
Scout: Yeah that's right!
Scout: Would you look at you? I mean, look at you!
Scout: Bonk!
Scout: You seein this?
Scout: Boink!
Scout: That's what im talkin about!
Scout: Frickin. Unbelieveable.
Scout: Look at this.
Scout: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah!
Scout: That's what im talkin about!
Scout: You like that, chucklenuts?
Scout: You. Are. Terrible!
Scout: Oh what you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?
Scout: Bang!
Scout: I'm makin this look easy.
Scout: Ain't so hard now, are ya fat cakes?
Scout: Next time eat a salad, you dumb bib-wearin dope.
Scout: Oh now we're doin it, now we're doin it!
Scout: Oh yea!
Scout: No otha class gonna do that.
Scout: I love my ball.
Scout: Catch this!
Scout: *Wananananana!*
Scout: I'm not even winded.
Scout: Push it! Push it! Push it!
Scout: I did it!
Scout: Here's somethin you should'a built; my ass!
Scout: I broke your stupid crap moron!
Scout: Major league!
Administrator: You must not fail this time!
Soldier: Now that is what i wanna see!
Heavy: My fists! They are made of steel!!!
Scout: If you order now, i'll throw in a second beating, absolutely free!

[@k.a.m.6163]

Poink

[@ayther9563]

@@k.a.m.6163 B O I N K

[@eranodelpum9752]

"G - god a-are you?"

[@tritonwe8937]

It's "I love my bowl" for the adapted version. Because it makes more sense this way

[@lolfool866]

@@tritonwe8937 ???

[@iputapipebombintoyourmailb6210]

0:54 flawless part

[@daxirving2493]

you must not fail this time lol

[@daxirving2493]

MY FISTS ARE MADE OF STEEL!

[@nuriyev700]

hey bro
do you still use youtube?

[@daxirving2493]

@@nuriyev700 I do still use youtube yes.

[@nofacedgoldfish6216]

@@daxirving2493 You survived time for 7 years in this comment. Are you still alive 7 months later?

[@daxirving2493]

@@nofacedgoldfish6216 I have survived.

[@fletchy40]

MY FISTS ARE MADE OF STEEEEEEL!!!

[@FunkatronicDingus]

now its spooky

[@fizzic22]

Fits so well with the old lady.

[@TheEpicMaxBaby]

Ah, the tf2 references... Love it.

[@Volvary]

The whole soundtrack is made with almost all the calls of the scout from tf2

[@TheEpicMaxBaby]

there are alot more scout soundtracks than that...
wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Scout_voice_commands

[@parryhotter8788]

it is the point i dont think that can be called a reference

[@shenryyr]

my fists are made of STEEL >:C

[@MintyPolaroid]

10 years no likes? I'll be the first one

[@icsx]

it was CP_STEEL

[@aaronbalchand5475]

Everybody lets get this mann to 100 likes!

[@Alienboi2005vidsandstuff]

47th

[@peegoblin8372]

10 year later

[@ph3rtehHDawg]

This video is, quite possibly, the best TF2 fan video OF ALL TIME!

[@Reshiram9001]

Dial 1 for: Look at you!
Dial 2 for: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Dial 7 for: Push it! (sounds dirty)

[@dyssonpitcher612]

12 years later, and I still love this video.

[@ScoutTF2Gaming]

now its 13

[@self-proclaimedanimator]

@@ScoutTF2Gaming now 14

[@PivoteroIniciante]

I love my bowl!

[@thewhitewolf3089]

Oh my god! That old lady with heavy's voice 😂

[@ElBondin1701]

And this is from 13 years ago, but its so well made it

[@GIGLR]

Hi

[@dcsniper5903]

waw i bught this for 400,000$ in 12 seconds moni well spent

[@dcsniper5903]

*bought

[@dcsniper5903]

*fuck

[@abagar2000]

*money

[@Danielones]

I expected Scout's VA (Voice Actor) to be advertising and speaking scout lines but this is still awesome.

[@GoatYouhhudawg]

Old woman has fists of steel

[@ananomooss]

the fact that this video is 12 years old and most of the top comments are also really old suprises me

[@lololordjr]

Truly made when video responses were a thing

[@joeilya]

I love my bowl, XD.

[@spoonman6256]

I want the slap chop now.

[@GigaMan91]

The "If ya order now..." line made all these Scout pitches possible.

[@ElekiSerket]

"MAI FEESTS! DEY ARE MEID OF ZTEEL!"
That crack's me up. Because the old lady is Heavy in both ways.

[@thatexitsignuser]

Overwatch:no bullying or be banned from the game
TF2:

[@yourMoonstone]

still funny in 2021 who's here :)

[@rexhex3700]

No Lol
Love: rexhex2000

[@bassbusterx]

0:31 "wanananana" XD

[@nuriyev700]

you still alive bro?
hows the life going?

[@bassbusterx]

@@nuriyev700 A bit busy but overall fine. Thanks for asking, what about yourself?

[@twichsterplayz]

The random "i love my ball" made me laugh

[@hiimemily]

"Here's somethin' ya shoulda built... MY ASS!"

[@GlutinousRiceFlour]

Here's something you should have built, my ass! :D

[@GeminiNES]

lol if commercials would actually be this funny many would actually buy it

[@PancakesR4TheWeak]

Years later and for some reason..It's still funny

[@pomgrenade9865]

Just amazing

[@jimmyseit934]

*You seein this? B O I N K*

[@bubmario]

0:53
Holy crap, the odds that would fit so well.

[@StoutShako]

This is over 10 years old now. I can feel my joints calcifying just typing that.

[@huldu]

The voice overs in TF2 are among the best you're ever going to hear in a game.

[@self-proclaimedanimator]

Still true to this day

[@TheRabbitInTheTwoTonneHat]

This is beautiful

[@notbutz9737]

i remember watching this when I was little. Now I feel old

[@gugovojts2514]

The fact that this is from 2009 makes me very happy for some reason.

[@shAdOwstAlkEr945]

"I love my ball"
*shows bowl*
haha classic~

[@vicepresidentfru1tly]

I haven't even played TF2 and this made me cry with laughter. Oh my days...

[@yodavanckart]

bro actually moves and looks like scout

[@NintendoNerd64]

if this was made today, it would've just been vince's lines but with a scout ai voice

[@BossOfthemushroomkingdom]

"THAT'S WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT"

[@IllIlIllIlIllIlIllIl]

GREAT job to whoever made this. It's incredibly well done and hilarious.

[@WeedCop]

"Ya like that chucklenuts?"

[@Flour-4]

This guy insulted our fitness status while showing how the Bonk-Chop works

[@Alienboi2005vidsandstuff]

better advertising than anyone can do

[@dorijandodig5189]

Video released when TF2 wasn't even 2 years old

[@Somtric]

Still remembering TF2 and this, along with Cotton Eye Joe, Rick Rolls etc. In 2021!

[@itsyaboiLegend]

I love to get insulted by the Scout while he shows a product.

[@Niclovesyou]

"Yo wazzup you're boring me how much you suck I mean look at you I MEAN LOOK AT YOU!" XD

[@ThomasBlueWorkshop]

"Next time eat a salad!" xD

[@brandonmarin6924]

ITS SO PERFECT, NICE JOB

[@otterrific7595]

This 12 year old video feels like a modern day classic, absolutely brilliant

[@deadshot_daquiri_remastered]

Where is my second beaten? I ordered it

[@parkouremaster]

The best 0:32 Wanananana...

[@TheKingofBunga2912]

"I love my balls"
- A wise man named Scout

[@teamsales2346]

Scout advertising his new products while he's insulting his customers.

[@fizzic22]

0:48 This guy fits so well with soldiers voice.

[@Eskimo50]

This is absolutely AMAZING!! I lol'd so much when you gave the announcer's voice to the first customer lady!!

[@CausticFoil]

I got this ad today on CZcams. I feel blessed.

[@dylanb3882]

The only ad I'd definitely watch

[@MagnetismR]

AI will never have the sauce the way this does.

[@tellthex]

THAT LAST ONE LOOKS LEGIT LMAO

[@tellthex]

i forgot that was even an edit lmaoooo

[@Mortoton]

The lip syncing is PERFECT

[@Dunnerski]

"Something you should have built, My ass!"
Lol..

[@dadude001]

This game came out in 2009. Time flies fast.

[@skanexganex7492]

TF2 came out in 2007

[@xArchangelN7]

This has to be the best TF2 advertisement out there.

[@DomFoxley]

I had forgotten how great this video is

[@GingaOkami]

@CastingOutTheSelf That. Comment. Made my day.
And since there's recently been a death in the family; I swear I'm subbing.
THIS VIDEO IS PURE WINNNN!

[@derpherp7397]

if this were the real commercial, i woulda bought the whole warehouse of these things.

[@tophton7801]

I lost my shit at the "Bonk! You seein' this? Point!"

[@lemoonlemon]

I remember that I used to watch this when I was younger and laughing my ass off

[@chichithebun2242]

He’s just insulting me while trying to sell me something im scared

[@eskhatos]

This is one of the funniest things I've seen all day

[@KyleHolmes97]

Greatest. Parody. Ever

[@mihailos8701]

Underrated, great video

[@okkervilriver1341]

I like the way the advertise starts

[@thesean161]

This is one of the good ones ive seen! :D plus scout and vince are the same people.... lol good job!

[@Tigriis12]

You're gonna love my chucklenuts.

[@MijetGummiBear]

i loved the heavy lady telling everyone that her fists are made of steel

[@Umprella]

One of those internet classics that got better with age

[@HarmonicaPresents]

I love how the video ends before it says 3.

[@szelski.]

you like that chucklenuts
Y E S

[@dantheman316]

Dude even looks a little like scout

[@C_Serpent]

I'm dying watching this, good work man :).

[@Mech610]

I was kind of underwhelmed by this until the old woman with the Heavy voice showed up. Well played, well played.

[@rable3558]

You can't feed the scout army.

[@Jeffrey76515]

This goes perfectly with the picture. :D

[@Chloefornication]

"You must not fail this time"
That was sooo creepy.

[@jeffdaniel772]

This is epic

[@Daonis90]

This is the best thing I've seen all day rofl.

[@meteorcity]

this video is so good i have to watch it a second time

[@lazorgod]

This deserves 30 million views

[@DJBlackNGold]

Thus why they added the line about "My bat's still dry, no clumps of hair, nothing"
The granny cracks me up every time.