[TF2] Unhelpful Engineer
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- čas přidán 15. 06. 2024
- Being a dummy and placing dubious teleporters is the only correct way to play the engineer class in team fortress 2
Music used: • Delfino Plaza - Super ...
Chapters:
0:00 - Dustbowl Goofing
4:53 - Upward Trolling
9:50 - Outro - Hry
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It was fun playing with you lol
I was honestly hoping you'd see this video hahaha, glad you thought so :)
🤨🤨🤨
Yoo 😊
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:)
Virgin “This is why you guys are losing”
VS
Chad “It’s really funny to me how consistent you are”
We need more people like Meebas
Virgin Timestamp: 3:36
Chad Timestamp: 1:55
none of them are virgins or chad. there are people that only wanna play a good game and others that like more chillin and funny.
@@alejandrasanchez3022So virgin and chad
"It's beginning to look a lot like dustbowl" moment.
i often play as the unhelpful medic, i just walk with my medigun out and not heal anybody, laughing at the people who think im going to heal them.
I want to do this now ahahahah
You are acutally evil tho
so you are the average pub med?
Alright, heres an idea:
When someone's critically low, calls out to Medic and runs up to you, the only Medic on the team, you just schadenfreude them 💀
And also do it when they die in front of you
Truely diabolical
Love that lol
Next unhelpful engineer should be placing a exit where a entrance should be, and a entrance where the exit should be, so it creates the illusion that there is a teleporter that works.
Noted.
A TELE IN SPAWN FOR THE SPIES 😂
thats what i thought he was gonna do
@@borbleborb4586 yes
Place an inconvenient teleport, when someone else places a tele at spawn move the exit so there are now 3
I like how you did one MILDLY helpful thing for your team and then you get autobalanced
Lord Gaben disapproved of my betrayal
even the autobalance is making him unhelpful
@@Zedryx69 yup
seems like valve wants him to play his role as being useless , the moment he was useful they threw him
The fact that one of the votekicks accused you of scamming absolutely destroyed me.
You were doing a lot of things, but scamming players was not one of them.
I was scamming them by not being unhelpful enough
You're so funny 🤣 I wish I could be that funny
Just be an unhelpful engineer sometime and you should reach similar levels :)
I once jokingly initiated vote kick for scamming after a man cancelled hi-five taunt last second and laughed at me. Was pretty funny. Nobody was kicked.
I thought it was clever. That teleporter was a scam if you ask me.
"Unhelpful heavy"
Equip sandvich
When teammate needs sandvich
eat it infront of them
Diabolical
@@thatgreenspyguy truly
Feed the sandvich to a dying enemy
@@dragostorm259thats basically being a traitor lol
Isn't that basically the point.
“It only sabotages you once” is the truest thing I’ve ever heard, I love that people kept taking that teleporter
fool me once, shame on you.
fool me twice, shame on me.
I love this, that game was amazing
Lmao, love the “definition of insanity” guy and the “he’s literally doing his job” guys
Genuinely love to see people backing up the joke it's just a reminder of how fun this game can be with the right people
I like the people keeping you, saying "hes called unhelpful enginer, hes doing his job", "he is as advertised" and my favorite "F U N N Y"
'Really living up to his name' got me pretty good 😂
Unhelpful engineer:
+Can relax
+can taunt or dance around
+can build buildings
+can remove saps
-may be really grumps
-doesn't help team
-may be dying to enemy team
-builds buildings to enemy team (or in wrong areas)
-uses dispenser as sentry (or uses sentry not right)
-speaks 1984 everytime
-experiences game crash
50% chance to annoy people
50% chance to be votekicked
What's the joke behind 1984 anyway. Really racking my brain for this one
+really low chance to turn an enemy into a friendly
@@iota3243China and the square massacre on 1984, if you even say it in China you get arrested
@@iota3243 reference to the novel of the same name that takes place in a dystopian totalitarian world
6:12 I like how the pyro started to notice your anticts and had to stop and stare at you
He's the guy that votekicked me and told me to shut up too lmaooooo
@@acevant7535 He gets a letter? Wow great!
you should have one scene where you are setting up a teleporter at the start of a match and other players switch to engineer to help you upgrade, then you should just destroy your own teleporter and just laugh at them lol
That would have been golden hahah
Even better, place an exit at spawn and your entrance in a normal exit location lmfao
@@nathanflinchum1153he kinda did that tho, but eh, whatever
I loved peoples' justifications of "He's doing his job"
7:56
the administrator laughing in the background was perfectly timed
Dammit is true 😅
Even the admin thinks is funny
I really liked encountering these types of players back when I was playing; with a funny name doing what the name implies. I didnt consider them trolls, just TF version of roleplayers. Even only spectating them while respawning made the whole match extremely fun and loosing couldnt trump down the comedy. I noticed that people treat games more and more seriously and are getting very competetive. Back in the day noone would kick players like that.
It's worse on left 4 dead servers...
@@Nova-vk5qbOh my god the amount of sweats ive seen on that game has honestly ruined it for me.
Which sucks because the game is actually fun, but the community has honestly ruined it for me. Theres a reason I haven't touched it in a long time.
The community is trying to make Left 4 Dead something it isnt. A competitive game.
@@Nova-vk5qbleft 4 dead sweats are the most obnoxious mfs, "you didnt know the purple nurple charge-hunt-spit strat, get kicked normie" i just wanna shoot zombies
I once played with a heavy with "the brawler" set as their nickname. He used the stock fists exclusively.
Funniest part was when our medic übered him and he took down a sentry nest. I like it when someone does some dumb shit like this and others join in on it with no prior communication.
My favorite one was a guy named "Mysterious Stranger" as in the fallout character, who was playing spy and had cosmetics that made him look like the mysterious stranger. We would sit cloak and daggered on 2fort and whenever he caught someone alone, he would uncloak ans play the mysterious stanger jingle, gun you down, then disappear. Outstanding roleplay.
Had an unhelpful engineer build a tele in the upward spot in a 100 player server. He was votekicked, but immediately afterwards 4 other engies placed teles in the same spot in his honour.
4:12 Brave engineer successfully speedbumps an über push, distracts enemy pocket to his death, but still gets votekicked.
We truly live in a society.
The freetoplay medic being mad at 1 engi and trying to have total control of the team is realy the most modern tf2 comunity moment of all time
ive played with the exact same guy before. loves taking control over the team and gets pissy when it doesn't go his way lol
Man i hate players like that and if anything goes bad he just blames all in the one guy that is not sucking him off like my brother in christ you are playing madic in dustbowl...WAKE UP
Having a guy that is a experience player that gives the time some advice to help them win is cool love guys like that but the guy ho just wants to play little dictaitor is so fucking anoying
People like him are ridiculous
on the behalf of all other medics we do not condone his actions and will face the proper punishment
“It only sabotages you once.” Wise words.
I mean, I wouldn't expect someone named unhelpful engineer to be helpful
Exactly, but for some reason some do)
Uh, actually, you were helpful at 4:15 for strengthening the sentry to distract the phlog pyro for a longer time 🤓
"We failed, men..."
"Somewhere your father is weeping, because of you !"
Shoutout to NarestWhal, he saw what you were doing and backed you up on it. And that one demo who saw the teleporter and just let you keep doing your thing. They're what make this game great
TY
go to upward, make sure you're on defense right as a round is starting, then set up your teleporter to lead into the pit near the final point. since upward is a circle, it'll look as if your teleporter leads to the first point when it'll actually lead your teammates to their death or just a long walk back to the frontline
Should've done that, heh
8:33
"insanity is taking unhelpful engineer's teleporter over and over again and expecting a different destination" 😂
Hilarious! 😂
engineer's evil cackle taunt is so perfect for this. feels like he's had a grudge against his team and he's taking it out in an actual way engie might lmao
He finally had enough
The "1984" every time you get votekicked is fucking flooring me, every time it happened i wheezed like Soldier
I love when someone comes on the VC saying "this is why YOU are losing"
oh no Mr big shot, we're not losing because you think you're higher than all of us in the TEAM-based game TEAMfortress 2, no no we're losing because we're all stupid fucks right? not because its fucking dustbowl and every stage is either a speedrun or 20 minutes of stalemate XD
nope you're just bad at game
@@TheEvilCheesecakeand you a sweat ass that doesn't enjoy a game with no ranks
The username is the ONLY thing keeping you from being kicked.
the "exercise is healthy" part sent me
I wanna see more of the Unhelpful Engineer, ngl
Maybe someday :)
So when a heavy throws a sandwich to an enemy its called "friendly", but when an engi does a little trolling its a kick.
I find it great how many people will defend you for doing your job
i loved that part where unhelpful engineer said "its unhelpful engineer time" and started unhelpful engineering all over the place
I find it kinda strange how people for the most part don’t give a shit if you’re doing nothing as demo, sniper, spy etc. But as soon as you start doing nothing on medic or engineer people will vote kick you the second the thought enters their mind
Most likely since those classes provide the most direct "support" for the team, so it's more frustrating when a Medic won't heal you or an Engie won't build a sentry, compared to some scout just running around aimlessly
"I don't think that's very usefull"
9:14 : unhelpfull engineer finally get the respect he deserved
For anyone looking here for ideas: unhelpful spy which is where you disguise as one of your own teammates and act suspicious and once they start shooting you run so they follow you and you waste their time.
That won't work.
@@Eripmavs_D_Yraid why not?
@@Pangrease when spies disguise, they're visible to their team as the same spy but wearing a paper mask with that respective classes face on it.
@@PangreaseI’m a bit late but I think it’s because your teammates see through your disguise no matter what the disguise is so the main gimmick wouldn’t work :( (you can still be unhelpful just not very unhelpful)
@@absoultethings4213 no it's to make it look like you're a disguised spy idk why I said my own team though
Legends say somewhere out there is the Worst Engineer...
4:03 I’ve played with that guy before. Probably one of the sweatiest guys I’ve seen on the game and only plays on Dustbowl for some reason
Yeah, ran into him in a couple of different matches. Not a very kind person to say the least.
@@thatgreenspyguy with a username like that, it doesn’t surprise me
Maybe cuz he's dusty af and wants to stay in his habitat
"Let's just say hypothetically, for the sake of the argument, that you play nothing but dustbowl, and you expect nothing but perfection from your team every single time you play, well what happens is that you get incredibly sweaty from the amount of times your team doesn't lay every rocket and pipe, which by the way, only happens because of leftest media telling people it's "just a game", but it's not a game, it's a actual commitment that you signed up for, just like how its a commitment that I can never make my wife feel wet."
@orangejuice8279 “Conservatives bad, gimme likes”
Try the uber-battery Heavy where just like the name stated, a walking uber supply for the enemy medics. You will get a colorful amount of reactions.
I wonder if that would get me kicked faster haha
I sometimes troll other players with my teleporters on friendlier matches. Sometimes, I get an enemy demo with me, place a teleporter exit near him (after I build an entrance), and let him spam stickies on it. The moment someone takes the teleporter, the demo blows them up and we both laugh at their demise.
There's two types of players:
1 is they get really angry and salty and start name calling, dropping insults and calling votekicks.
2 is they look at the name, realise someone is just memeing around, and take it in good faith.
i love how people can take the teleporter if they just... dont move.
stand still.
but no they walk forward after dying to it several times because they have a memory of a goldfish and cant stand still for a SECOND-
Imagine taking casual that serious that you dare command your team to kick an innocent unhelpful engineer because, hilariously, he's unhelpful
If I were to make a suggestion, you should play the piss knight (TM). Basically you just run around as sniper using only jarate and bushwhacka and it’s hilarious
Love the channel by the way just subscribed ❤
I have another idea I'm focusing on, but I think I'm gonna do this afterwards! :)
And thank you!
buy a self aware beauty mark for it :)😊
@@ceo_of_cats piss is funny thoughhhhhh
@@thatgreenspyguy what about, piss with bread??
@@ceo_of_cats You make an excellent argument. I shall consider this :)
It amazes me how many people on casual dust bowl actually play so seriously
This is just Gold, got me laughing a bunch of times while watching this
the outro music has awakened some interesting memories in my mind
aeaeaeaeea
Unhelpfull engineer is just a tinkerer, he likes unscrewing things and putting them back together. Proof from when he keeped rebuilding his dispenser
6:04 bro that wasn't even unhelpful it was straight up evil 💀💀💀
Truly the best engineer of all time
this video made me realize that a lot of people play to win and not to have fun
Well that's just blatant false ditchotomy. For many winning is fun.
The medic ubering you so you can set up a teleporter only to nuke it seconds after was incredibld
ive been wanting to get better at engineer, this video is really helpful, thanks!
8:18 Real John Wick😱
Man I thought you were the unhelpful engineer, I just saw you help people to get to places, never saw you being unhelpful.
I sometimes play as the “unhelpful scout” bleeding myself with the Boston basher and stealing health packs in front people then laughing
7:36 YOOOO Its me
Yooooooo!
Keep em. He's doing his job! 😂
4:34 even the game decided you should be vced lmao
That music at the end gave me ptsd flashbacks
Perfect video
hidden gem of a channel
Who is this guy and why is his content good with so few subscribers, I figured this guy would have a few dozen thousand subscribers based on the last two videos alone.
No VO, just dumb plays with reactions.. we need more of this
god i fucking love tele trolling
It's fun!
Nice pfp btw :)
@@thatgreenspyguy haha, thanks
got the itch to do it someday now, lmao
@@thatgreenspyguyNICE?! NICE?! I DONT THINK SO!!! MORE SCARY THAN NICE, ITS THE SCARIEST PFP IVE EVER SEEN, ARE YOU A FURRY LOVER?! (sorry for caps and paranoia)
@@Gust_The_Man :)
@@thatgreenspyguy ok that's legit creepy lmao
"see, it's funny!"
I love this dude
this video feels like another similar video about an engi that had lobotomy
9:00 spy had no chance 😂
engineering's hard work.
the game crashes when you are typing during a votekick
1984
haven't genuinely laugh outta a yt video, thx for breaking the streak :)
Nice :)
This is some top tier tomfoolery
“But it’s sabotaging the team-”
“It only sabotages you once.” 🗿
Thanks, I thought that was a good line after I said it!
"hey look buddy, i'm an Engineer. That means i solve jack sh!t"
i liked the teleporter part like, that jhon wick guy was real angry; made me laugh, please make more of this content
7:19 Well maybe if you, a scout, didn't take the teleporter, maybe it wouldn't be dangerous!
These people are playing with someone called UNHELPFUL ENGINEER - PLAIN and CLEAR - and yet they STILL get mad when the UNHELPFUL ENGINEER is shockingly being unhelpful
They have no sense of humour, I swear to God. I woulda loved to play with someone like this on my team, makes the TF2 experience that much more fun for me. Keep up the good work, my guy!
Yeah, people needs to chill out its just a casual match
They're actively making it unfun for their team.
one bit that would be funny is placing a teleporter exit in front of spawn and an entrance someone else and see people trying to enter through the exit
this was amazing i loved you just repicking up the same dispenser
Pro engi gaming
I remember you, in the video it appears when I said: unhelpful engineer, I like your concept. they immediately eliminate me along with my sentry XD
Oh yeah! Hahahaha
Not the hero we needed, or wanted...
please we need more, this had me cracking
engineer gaming'nt , also i guess we learned that 1984 is the secret code to crash the game
Valve is trying to silence us, how could the Janitor do this
It's funny seeing how often they try to kick
Blaming one guy for not winning in 12vs12 is like blaming an SUV for turning over on a wide turns
unhelpful demoman:
-makes full 8 or 14 stickybomb traps (depends on launcher) at YOUR team's spawn and detonates whenever a teammate walks by
-uses the sticky jumper in CTF/PT (pass time) and tries to grab the intel/jack
-makes sticky jumper "traps"
-KABOOM (or other taunts) infront of enemy team
-persian persuader or eyelander as melee
-ETC
the ones who defended you for just doing your job are the chad players
you should do a bit where a teammate comes to your dispenser for heals you just pick the dispenser up
That's what I tried doing in a few games, not a lot of that footage was enjoyable enough to be saved but I am seen kiiiinda doing that around 6:02 :)
@@thatgreenspyguy perhaps include it if you make a part 2?,also keep up the good work!i think people will definetly enjoy trolling videos from you.
I once played as “Lobotomized Heavy”
Lore of [TF2] Unhelpful Engineer momentum 100
Literally 1984.
Bruh the you were moving then dispenser then placing it down again made me die 💀 :)
Scout: DON'T take the teleporter >:(
Sniper: i highly recommend taking the teleporter on account of it being funny
5:41 He Raged So Bad He Got Autobalanced
Equip quickiebomb launcher, queue for 2fort and become the sniper
Adding that to the list!
i didnt even notice that you had under 1k subs i fully expected that you have like 10k. you just earned yourself a sub man. great editing!
Thank you!
Teleporting your allies off a cliff and laughing maniacally does seem like an Engineer thing to do. As a funny little experiment. This is what happens when you nab the ammo pack from them, and then demand a level-three dispenser moments before the game starts.
It's just a little revenge >:)
I'll often watch videos like this and wonder "why didn't I think of this earlier?" and then when I play I either forget the video or think "no, the rest of my team will know where this is from"