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- for those who lack an attention span (turn on the captions they're fun i promise :) )
oh also if you were wondering why it's 18+ all of a sudden, youtube deemed this to be too gory for kids (despite the original "meet the" videos still being unrestricted lmao) - Hry
"Fire cartidges. Cost dollars"
This is going to affect the economy
yes it is
Facts!
0:03
Smart bullet
Damn Russians affecting the economy
"Bad Demo wouldn't be here" had me in tears
EEEEAAAAGHHHH
0:47
I almost commented the same thing before I read yours
"Smart- bullet - *WAAAAA-* "
SAME
Heavy - “You sure this work?”
Medic - “No”
"patient woke up, skeleton missing, doctor was never again. Anyway... i lost medical license"
-medick
"NO filthy birds. now most hearts couldn't stand voltage" -medic
What noise
Progres
What a table turns! Quickfix doesnt grant invulnerability
"Grass, birds, sun, I hurt" words to live by
I'm nature!
@@badthejIf you from where I from, you dead!
@@huh426WOO!-
He fu** us
-spy
@@toast4681 Boom (sniper)
Weighs kilograms
Fires cartridges
Costs dollars
Perfect
Straight to the point
Hotel?
Trivago
yes
@@chikenstev5601 this is one of the worst jokes ever made in history
“Solve problems; not philosophy, solve practical.”
THE ENGINEER HAS SOLVED ENGLISH
0:33
engineer credit team
"How stop new behind?" Dell Engineer Tee for 2
practical man all
I thought he said "So practical!"
"Grass, Birds, Sun, I hurt."
"ｂｏｉｎｋ"
"i'm nature"
"ｂｏｎｋ"
"you from where i'm from, you ded"
- scout tf2
WOOO
2:22 "You kill them, not me" basically summarises the whole meet the spy trailer
blu spy: *dies anyways*
or just tf2 in general
You kill enemy, not team
“Awake?”
“No.”
“Hold rib.”
(PAIN)
Don't be baby
" Now?
*Medicine.* "
"Medi-"
*kablooey*
Average among us chat room
It was 420 likes earlier
"grass, birds, sun, I hurt" I like how this implies he hurts the grass, the bird and the sun
He’s nature
if you from where he form you dead
1:23
Eats sandwich and refuse to elaborate further
That, or he happens to be hurting while speaking of the sun, grass, and trees.
2:25
"You president of fanclub?"
"No."
"YOUR MOTHER."
*OMINOUS MUSIC*
EI-
1:23 “grass, birds, sun, I hurt, nature” how straight forward scout.
"if u from, where im from? you ded..."
@@BURNERFUNACEWOOOO-
@@BURNERFUNACEWOO!
@@MidnightTheGOOBER *boom*
When I have only a few precious minutes to learn TF2 merc lore.
and it's hilarious, even in the most shortened way.
Best part is, you can still get a decent idea of their personalities, even with the videos cut apart like they are.
You only have 5 mins left to live...
@@thefireph0enix we only have five minutes left live!
@@Jeff4theRaid Sucks for you
Funny how Soldier is the one with the most coherent sentence.
"Sum Tsu knows more than you. He invented it, and perfected it."
Yeah.
He invented being smarter than you, and perfected being smarter than you.
Ten seconds later "then farm"
"Then 2 of every animal on boat beat everyone"
I wonder what Subtract Tsu said. 🤔
Unless Farm
"How stop new behind?
Answer?
Gun
Don't work?
More gun."
Now THIS is poethical.
"Weight kilograms"
"Fire cartridges"
"Cost dollars"
"HA"
Heavy:DOCTOR YOU SURE THIS WORK
medic: "HEHE NO"
*oobercharged Hoovy*
@@orangelake2268 Boooletproof!
3:36
*insert total massacre here*
@@The_whales Oh man, this hurts.
1:41
“Parents? Not care.”
Absolute perfection
"feelings? Golf trophy."
“professionals? standards”
@@hxyri Hotel? 2fort
@@hxyri "polite, efficient, kill everyone."
@@Joker_Kirby “dad, on phone.”
"Awake?"
"No...hold rib :)"
Man I'm dead 💀
*AAAAHHHH*
Heavy: Awake?
Medic: No :)
Medic: Hold rib.
Heavy: AAAAUA-
Heavy: "Doctor! You sure this work?"
Medic: "haha NO"
BULLETPROOF!!!!!!!!!!!
"AAAAAAAAA-"
Best line
BOOLETPROOOF
Oh man, this hurt
"Weighs kilograms, fires cartridges, costs dollars."
Every word, true.
What good demoman?
BAD DEMOMAN WOULDN'T BE HERE!
@@nightmareiron4414 Also true
Honestly, could have used that in the original and it would have been in character.
As always Heavy is honest
its the stock, it doesnt cost anything, heavy is lying
Heavy-"Sure dis work?"
Medic-"No"
RIP Heavy and Medic
it's f**ken quick fix, of course not
0:14
"Sun Tzu Knows more than you, he invented it"
NO BEST HIM IN RING OF HONOR
3:36 “Doctor, you sure this work?”
“Haha! No.”
i’m dying
You forgot the aaah
LMAO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
…Like the guys on the blue team
AA
i mean i shouldnt work medic is using the quick fix
"Smart boolet."
"Bad demoman wouldn't be here."
Best lines.
"One wire"
"One Pitch of Potassium Chloride."
"One Twitch"
"CABLOWEE!"
"Feelings"
"Golf Trophy!"
"Ahem."
"Men."
"That good."
"Awake?"
"No."
"AUGHASDH"
anytime animals together ZOO, UNLESS FARM!
3:54 "I ain't talkin' about freak." best part lol
"Dont be from boston that shit kills you"
-Scout
Can confirm😂
Two things i love about it:
1) You can still understand the context
2) Subtitles
Just made me rewatch the whole thing with the subtitles on and it was so worth it
2 thing
1) You
2) Sub
“Medicine >:)”
@@Kakartl
2
Y
S
From the heavy one, the only thing you know is that the gun weighs kilograms, fires cartridges and costs dollars
1:45 I like how Sniper made an analogy…
“Feelings: Golf Trophy :: Professionals: Standards”
Everyone is straight to the point
@@JosephStalinManOfSteel but Sniper made it like an analogy. Blank is to blank, while blank is to blank.
ME? GERMAN PRECISION! YOU? WINDMILL!
Lmaooo
@@bogusbapkins AAAAAA ATTACKEEEER
0:38 "awnser gun, don't work? More gun" wise words engi
I like how majority of lines still makes the same sense as in the original but just more straightforward
2:30 If you turn in the subtitles, when spy says ‘porn’, the subtitles say ‘fun bedroom activities’
Subtitles!? *pog*
@@TheAussieREXyou use english auto generated?
@@-Cinderace- these are not auto generated,someone made them
@@foodaah I know, porn pog sounds like a same, someone made them it will say fun bedroom activities
hahah, haha, hah, haha, "fun"
The start of the Spy short is great.
"Spy, In base"
"SPY IN BASE?"
"Protect Briefcase."
"PROTECT BRIEFCASE"
"Briefcase, safe?"
"Safe."
"Ahem m e n"
“Tell me, anybody kill spy? No? Problem.”
"Big problem. I kill spy. Scumbags, like you! Ouc-"
Big problem
2:05 SPY IN BASE?! featuring heavy eating sandvich
I love how Soldiers still made perfect sense, he just at twice as many crayons LOL
"What noise?"
"Progress"
Truly inspirational
I just realized this is the entire Meet the Team series simplified to Heavy’s level of straightforwardness
😮
I mean he has a degree in literature, what do you expect?
@@dominicdurkacs8321Russian literature, he's not very good in terms of English.
@@Kalebdamce A degree in literature is a degree in literature
@@Some.gamer116 a degree in russian literature is a degree in russian literature
“Patient woke up, skeleton missing, doctor was never again!”
The Medic’s lore in a nutshell
Me explaining medic but I'm in a hurry
Hold rib :)
AHHHHH
Haha, no!
DOCTOR! Sure this work?
HAHA, *N̷̛͚̪͕͓̰ ̴̲͓̹̣̞̝̗̮͔̿͜Ȍ̷̡̢̭̹̳͚*
i love how the engineer is mostly the same as the original, because he says like 30 words in his whole meet the video
Alternate title: Meet The Team but everyone gets straight to the point and it’s fvcking hilarious
it's more "Meet the Team minimalised", hence name
I think it's funny that Engineer's dialog is still 90% comprehensible.
he's a very concise individual
He’s an engineer, he solves practical problems
He isn’t here to do philosophy, he’s an engineer, straight to the point is his job
How Stop new Behind
"The answer? Gun. Don't work? *More* gun."
Heavy: "DOCTOR, ARE YOU SURE WORK?"
Medic: No.
Heavy: AHHHHHH...
Heavy: oh yeah, harder...
**B O O L E T P R O O F !**
@@russiajopa4555💀
0:38 "How stop new behind?" Engie's out here asking the real questions
"Feelings? Gold trophy."
_The Sniper_
"People outsmart me. Maybe... Smart Bullet!" *promptly begins shooting*
-heavy
I love soul knight
“If victory, then fight.” - Soldier, 2023
Sounds like a programming sentence
@@gabrielp8660 it kinda does
{
if fight.result === victory:
fight("enemy")
}
@@xdarin_ perfect.
@@gabrielp8660if victory then fight("blue_team") end
“Listening? ‘Kay. Grass, birds, sun, hurt people. I’m nature.”
- The Scout, probably
"Sun Tzu knows more than you."
Thank you, Solider
"Grass, birds, sun, I hurt." One of the most inspirational Scout quotes I've ever heard
"Sun tzu said that!"
"I'm nature."
"I hurt nature"
You from where i from you're dead!
“basically big deal”
3:36
I’ll admit the “HAHA NO!” Makes this MUCH funnier
I'm deeeaaaad
nice 69
LOL🤣🤣🤣
Definitely the best part of the video lol
Ytp energy
-Awake?
-No.
Hold Rib.
-AUGHHH!
"Feelings? Gold trophy."
Words i live by
1:44
"Feelings?"
"Golf trophy."
Very accurate and meaningful quote that says alot about our society.
"Professionals?"
"Standards."
@@Mordecai02
1. Polite
2. Efficient
3. *_Kill Everyone_*
@@Mordecai02
"Hotel?"
"Trivago."
no@@neonal18
yes >:) @@coolioman9073
The attention to detail that Meet the Heavy takes exactly 12 seconds is staggering
It's actually even shorter at 11 seconds
"Weighs kilograms"
"Fire cartridges"
"Cost dollars"
0:3
Why is that detail
@@wisebintrollit costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon for twelve seconds
@@HueManatee oh
3:00
“Skeleton. Missing. Doctor was never again”
"NO FILTHY BIRDS" my new slogan, the words of inspiration
"You killed them, not me" is actually a solid line
u kill
not me
yes
Tf2 in a nutshell
No, *Your mother*
serves both as Blu Spy differentiating himself from the other spies and also as subtle foreshadowing to Scout being a Spy himself
"HE PUNCHED MY BLOOD"
You breaking my spine -- AAAA
Nom
@@Cheesburger1009 spy in base
Spy in base!? 2:06
@@nightmareiron4414protect briefcase!
Alternative title for this video: Meet the team but 90% of each merc’s grammar are Cavemen
"sun tzu knows more than you" wow, soldier spitted facts in one sentence.
“Sniper good. No go hungry”
He said that like a caveman
an Australian caveman
@@foodaahso just an Australian
@@drakerose3789dont u think thats offensive.
0:47 "What good demoman? Bad demoman wouldn't be here." Truly inspirational demoman.
BEEEEEEEEHH
He just lost his white twin brother
1:02 "!$&+*" Very inspirational
Dont forget "EEEEEEAAAAGHHHHH"
@@triPixelim a cylops😢
10/10 masterpiece amazing lines such as "unless farm", "grass birds sun i hurt", and "golf trophy" I'd recommend this to anyone who has background context to first person shooters but not even that is needed to enjoy this story tied together with surgical precision
"Meet the team but straight to the point"
TF2 but everyone is short on time, so they speak in short sentences:
TF2 for tiktok generation
but mercs got 3 days to live
They hve a match
"Feelings? Golf trophy. Profesionals? Standards."
Wise words sniper
"Polite, Efficient, Kill everyone"
hote- *gets shot*
Hotel? Trivago.
@@lonewolfinthetardis2640 see its like the joke i made but less funny
@@ratewcropolix I didn't see your comment at first XD
"any time animals together zoo! Unless farm!" - soldr
ive been watching too much tf2 gameplay because i watched this and laughed so hard i cried. especially after turning on subtitles.
Yes, this video describes the attention span humans have in 2023 well.
Accurate
What did you say
@@admiralAlfonso9001 he said facts
tiktok ruined people's attention span very greatly
oh yeah and youtube shorts
@@admiralAlfonso9001 Yes, Gen Z people are literally losing their attention span
I’m so glad I never made a TikTok account so I can keep my attention span.
"Meet team"
Duration 4:18
Transcript:
Meet the heavy titlecard plays
I heavy weapon
Weighs kilograms, Fires cartridges, Costs dollars
HAH
WHO TOUCH GUN?
people outsmart me maybe *sniff*
Smart bullet
AAAAAAAAA
*outro plays*
A *Bang*
*bang*
POW *Bang*
*Meet the Soldier titlecard plays*
If Victory then fight!
Sun tzu knows more than you
He invented It and perfected it
No best him in ring of honour
AAAAAAAA
*shotgun firing*
Then two of every animal on boat! Then beat every one
*rocket jumping*
*CLANG*
hehehe
Then everytime animals together ZOO!
*Outro plays*
UNLESS FARM!
*Meet the engineer titlecard plays*
Hey I'm engineer!
I solve problem
Not philosophy
Solve Practical.
*drinks*
How stop new behind?
Answer
gun.
Dont work?
more gun.
This built by me you hope not pointed at you!
*outro plays*
*Meet the demoman titlecard plays*
What good demoman? Bad demoman WOULDNT BE HERE.
AYEEEEEEEEE
One wire pinch of potassium chloride TWITCH KABLOOEH
Aye, I'm cyclops
■■■■■■■■■
So! Prancin' Waitin' AAAAAR
There gonna glue you in Hell!
*outro plays*
*scout gets hit by a fuckin train*
*Meet the scout titlecard plays*
Uhm, where to start?
Do you know who your talkin' to?
Yo- Any idea who I am?
AAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAA
Basically big deal.
AAAAAAAAA
Beautiful.
AAAA
Listening? k
Grass, birds, sun I hurt
BOINK
Im nature
BONK
If You from where I'm from you dead!
WOOOO-
*outro plays*
boom
*Meet the Sniper titlecard plays*
Sniping good
Challenging
Outdoors
Guarantee not hungry
End of day someone wants someone dead.
Not a crazed gunman assasin.
Difference? One job other sickness
Parents? Not care
Saw me? Yes!
Feelings? G O L F T R O P H Y
Professionals? standards
Polite
Efficient
Kill everyone.
*outro plays*
Dad! Mum phone.
*f r i d g e*
*Meet the sandvich titlecard plays*
There he is!
Stop that is order!
He's getting away!
DO NOT
Dont-
DO NOT
*heavy picks up sandvich*
Oh hell-
Now just calm down here you....
OH MY GOD
AHAHAHAH
HE PUNCHED MY BLOOD
YOU BREAKING MY SPINE?!
AAAAAAAAH
*outro plays*
nom
Spy in base!
Spy in base?!
Protect briefcase!
Protect briefcase!
Yo a little help?
1 Uhh
INCOMII-
Still here!
*ahem* men.
*Meet the spy titlecard plays*
Briefcase safe?
Safe
Tell me, anyone kill spy?
No? problem.
Big problem, I kill spys scumbags like you! Ow..
You kill them not me
Nothing like man In building!
You president of fanclub?
No, your mother!
Now he fuck us!
Listen or porn be second worst thing.
Spy already breach defenses
Sentry!
See colleagues!
ehhh
GYAH
AAAAAAAA
And worst could be one of us....
aUs
Ouugh
Could be you, me even-
*shotgun firing*
It obvious he spy!
Watch he'll turn red.
See no that's blood.
Still problem?
Big problem.
Find spy.
Behind you.
*outro plays*
*french*
Move!
WOAH WHO THE-
medic.
*Meet the medic titlecard plays*
Patient woke up, Skelton missing doctor was never again.
HAH HAH
Anyway i lost medi licence.
NO filthy bird.
Now most hearts couldn't stand voltage.
But i- *wet pop*
What noise?
Progress.
Perfect.
Kill- later
Go. Come on...
*maniacal laughter*
That good.
Awake?
No.
Hold rib :)
*PAIN*
Don't be baby, Grow back.
Don't.
What now?
Now?
Medicine.
MEDIIII-
OH YEAH!
DOKTOR ARE YOU SURE THIS WORK?!
HAHA NO!
AAAAAAAAAA
AHAHA
BULLETPROOF!
*outro plays*
Oh man, this hurts!
FREE
*Meet the pyro titlecard plays*
But, thing. Scares me.
I ain't talkin' about freak.
Not here is he?
How do I get thing off???
Shudder imagine what thoughts lie behind mask.
Dreams of cruelty.
*muffled laughter*
*muffled AAAAAAAA*
AAAAAAAUGH
*scout fucking dies again*
No- AAAAAUGH
*muffled come on*
BURNIN'
AAAAAAA
HELP!
EEEEEEAAAUUUUUUUUGHHHH
*outro plays*
*SNORT*
Context: I made a comment quoting a line in the video I thought was funny, specifically the part where heavy asks the medic asks if he is sure this will work and the medic responds with "HAHA NO". The comment got 1.3k likes I 3 days so I said, giv me 1.5k and I'll make a Transcript for the video, it reached 1.5k in 3 hours.
This took me around an hour to write out I hope this is what you were expecting!
😂
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@@coolium wtf i went to the replies a few sec ago, then came back and this appeared
* dies *
3:36
tf2 but they all were dropped on their heads as children
"If victory, then FIGHT!"
-Soldier 2023
"Polite. Efficient. Kill everyone."
Straight to the point lmao
It’s polite and efficient m
"No. Your mother." My favorite line.
At 3:33 Medic healing Demo inspires Scout so much he grew his teeth back
1:26 "If you from where I from? You dead."
Inspiring words from scout
I can't stop rewatching 3:20 , the "hold rib :)" fucking kills me
-Now?
-Medicine.
It shouldn't be that funny
-DOCTOR, YOU SURE THIS WORK??
-Hah hah NO!
“medicine >:)”
@@benolmakinsan9227the tone makes it 600x funnier
I like how it still contains all the important points in the original videos when you compare them side by side
This is truly an effective and engaging demonstration of a proper conclusion. Bravo, Gabe!
*smart boolet*
@@communisthitler666 feelings golf trophy
2:12 ''Ahem, men''
I agree with spy on that
"Awake?"
"No, hold rib"
had me in STITCHES
3:19
Awake? No.
Hold rib :)
AAAUAUGH
Got me cackling
Don't be baby, grow back! (Don't)
What now? Now? Medicine >:)
*pain in Russian*
DOKTOR!
YOU SURE
THIS WORK?
hah hah NO!
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*
"HAHAHA, I AM BOOLET-" is such a missed opportunity during meet the medic
Remember when heavy said smart bullet?
Unfortunelly,he never boolet
@@duduzingameplayscookiesedi8826Boolet?
I hardly know it!
... I'll see myself out.
funny how it just removed the words in a way that it still makes total sense and you can understand it fully.
"Are you talking about freak? He's not here is he?"
-Scout, maybe
"what now?"
"now, medicine"
beautiful
“He punched my blood!” HAS ME DYING
2:01
Imagine heavy punching the scout's blood on the floor he would look like he have the same or a more highter level of schizophrenia as pyro
I am in so much pain from laughing for two straight minutes at this quote😂😂😂
Can confirm I was blood
finally a comment about this line
I love this overly simplified speech and how hilarious it sounds, yet you can understand it
1:44 "Feelings? *Golf trophy"*
Ah, I see why Sniper is one of the youngest mercs. Gen Z humor is with him all the way.
Yeah
how do we tell him
@@itsprofessorvoid yep he doesn't know what years does the tf2 events take place
@@Mercenary12577 they probably do know its not present day, its just a joke
@@Mercenary12577 *joke*
/dʒəʊk/
_noun_
a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
"she was in a mood to tell jokes"
_verb_
make jokes; talk humorously or flippantly.
"she could laugh and joke with her colleagues"
I like how on 3:13 spy just says kill and medic cuts him off, wich implies this isn't the first time spy was begging for death
Imagine getting your head blown off with a shotgun but you are now in a fridge as your head being the only thing that remains.
This is normal in TF2.
@@user-qj4px6ob4ysorry to be THAT guy but… in the early prototype meet the medic animations, medic cuts off a blu spy’s head with the bonesaw and puts it on a machine. Also making Über-charging a thing by accidentally mixing stuff ( I think it was jarate heavy’s sanvich mostly blood) and made medi-guns heal fluid. And the current Meet the Medic, the animators decided to add blu spy’s head as a hidden detail. And in the early animations, blu spy’s head screams KILL ME! While medic is shooting it with a gun figuring out that the spy’s head became Überd and experimented with it and made Über charge
@@user-qj4px6ob4yif you need any proof, i can link it to you 👍
@@isakandresorry to be that guy but NEERD 🤓
@@AwayFromHistory 🤓
“Parents? don’t care.” Truly a sniper quote
“Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?”
-Kevin Malone
So Scout is:
- Big deal
- Beautiful
- He hurts
- Nature
- From a place where you would have died
Accurate description ngl
Yes
Yes
Yes
yes
Given how crappy Massachusetts drivers are (they’re called Massholes for a reason) this is accurate.
1:48
“Be efficient, kill everyone.”
- Joseph Stalin
Nuclear bombs if it was a narrator
That’s actually what he says in the Russian dub of “meet the team”. He says “be polite, work efficiently, kill everyone you meet” lmao
@@Grievous_Nix будь вежлив, работай эффективно, убивай каждого встречного
Doom be like
DAD MUM PHONE
I love how the videos are still understandable despite parts of it being cut out!
So basically this is the same as heavy "get to the point" talk for all the team
1:42 The random horns blaring in sniper's section got me dead 💀
"not care" 🎺🎺🎺BOOT DOOT DOOT🎺🎺🎺
Yes 🎉🎉🎉
...boom *finger flick*
*DOOT DOOT*
"Bad Demoman wouldn't be here" idk why but I cracked up
Demoman: * is here *
Evil Demoman: * is there *
"I'm a cyclops, ****, SO!
he isnkt wrong
meet the team if the animators and voice actors wanted to save our precious time:
"Parents not care" no truer words have ever been spoken
Honestly heavy's version feels very in character, like he's been asked to introduce him self and has done this thousand times so he makes it quick
"I explain 10,234 times before, I make quick" -Heavy probably
I Heavy - Weapon weighs kilograms, fires cartridges, costs dollars- HAH- WHO TOUCH GUN?! People outsmart me. Maybe. Smart boolet. AAAAAAAA
Yep, seems about right.
Heavy character asked self done thousand make quick