"Cases" "What is your military problem?" "I get bread." "Where do you work" "You told me" "How..... Long...?" "I haven't baked bread for three days" Hit different
@@drelectrohiss Yeah, that's the moment Medic said it, but it's not as funny without context and 9:49 is the moment Engineer and Medic walk into the room.
I live every 3,5 days on average. That's 2 days a week in case someone doesn't get it. In case someone still doesn't get it, these days are the weekend.
Choice highlights from _Life is Hard_ 0:22 Scout receives a call from a Miss Pollina Bowling who is using her spy kit to disguise as a pillar. 1:24 Scout accidentally damns himself. 1:35 Scout throws eggs at Engineer and Medic. 2:00 A Steam sale is promoted. 2:20 Engineer promotes self-termination. 2:40 Medic remembers how biology works. 3:01 Spy teaches botany while Soldier preaches. 3:56 Spy divulges a gay relationship while in Paris. 5:14 Scout reveals his mother is Powder and he had incestuous tendencies. 5:57 Scout has a moment of motivation. 7:45 The complete detail of a contract killing. 8:25 Scout is proud of his pants. 9:40 Miss Bowling discovers a real life bestiality case. 9:52 It's discovered the dinner is consciousness, but the Soldier hasn't cooked bread. 12:18 Scout gives Miss Bowling writing advice. 13:22 Miss Bowling lets rip from the adrenaline.
9:10 Scouts invites Ms. Paulina to a date. He wears a beutiful pair of pants for the accasion. He is very confident. Ms. Paulina is an INDEPENDENT and STRONG woman. She is on that grind. She doesnt have time for some fancy talk. She wants to get straight to the point. Thats why before even entering the facility where the date is going to take place, she holds a shotgun againts the door and politely asks: "Are you well dressed?", testing the waters for any red flags or beta behaviour. Scout knows first impression is very important. He is prepared. He has the hair, the shirt. The nice pants. He opens the door quickly and THEN responds: "Suprisingly, Ms. Paulina." Ms. Paulina is taken of quard by the MASCULINE frame of the Scout. Classic Scout W. She doesnt want to lose her dominance, so she remarks something about a box and to not worry. Ms. Paulina then continues the conversation with some politics. Scout could not care less, so he goes for another pick up line. ¨Look.... LOOK.... HEEEeeeEE?" While Scout struggles, his friends secretly watch him on a camera. "Excellent!": Demo cheers his fellow mercenery. "Pain please!.. Not too much, its a circle!": Soldier tries to give advice, not realizing Scout cant hear him trough the camera. Spy face palms in embarrassment. "Not clear!": Demo joins the Soldiers effort. The moment is tense, you can see the Scout is shaking to not mess it up. Finally, he says with a playfull smirk on his face: ".....release." "Ah.": Ms. Paulina seems confused. It looks all the struggle until this moment was for nothing. But Spy could hear a bit of intrique in the Ms. Paulinas voice. Afterall, he is a woman himself. He was treated badly in the past, he knows the difference between "Ah." and "Ahhh.." "D. Wait. Thats a good story": Ms. Paulina gets in on the act and looks up naughty things on the terminal. She wants to continue, but she is also very shy since the Scouts MASCULINE energy is too much for her. She is losing control over the situation, she wants to know what is coming next: "Scout, you..... Scout, do we swear?" UwU Scout realived assures Ms. Paulina : "Yes, in any case. All right." The team watching on the camera is interrupted by Engi and Medic. Its dinner time. Clean wheat will be served to celebrate Scouts success. Everyone will enjoy having a smelly belly tonight.
Yeah, scout is good at drawing but is bad with speaking (canonically) because in the comics there are multiple scenarios where scout fails to read something (Example: him failing to read “sub machine” on a crate.)
I like how some of the characters had more accurate translation then others. Like the Engineer was translated pretty well and almost had no misinterpretations while Scout was like 💀
this is so frickin underrated, the humor is so funny and genuinely goodly edited, my favorite part definitely the "take care of yourself now" and proceed to show an image of low tier god
It's funny that Google Translate gets about one percent correct. And even though it didn't work well, I changed a few times. I didn't do it twenty times. But I've done it many times.
Every group can make a difference. You have 1 point and you have information. If you have 20 points, you have 20 points and 20 percent information. Just like this comment shows (Every time you translate something it loses a 1% of the message, if you do it 20 you lose 20% of the message)
I think these guys ran their comments through google translate as i changed my words about mushrooms and i changed the words 24 times and a half and three quarters.
"All things, therefore, are good to us... until you cook bread." The fact that that actually sounds like a proverb. I also love how most of Pooling's actual voice lines are over the intercom, so once she shows up in person everyone else is talking normaly while she continues on in 360p.
5:40 Scout: "I know people like me are upset." Spy: "Hmmm, *_WHYYYY?_* " Scout: "Hello,Detective,IDoNotKnow!" ... Scout's character still shines through in this last quoted line.
![[Expiration Date] But it's Cold War History](/img/n.gif)
This video suddenly blew up out of nowhere, I'll try to respond to all the comments with either a like or heart but damn, there's a lot.
This video is from another site. I try or hate everything. But there are many
(Translated 20 times)
smelly belly 9:53
@@izrrr4785 Fair enough.
14:20 You must have been human.
Go to hell, scout 1:24
"I donated a car today!" fits Soldier so well
you are beatiful sir
There's a lot to do on the weekends, isn't there?
The words are fun
I think i bury it every week
So he was not arrested
I like that soldier said almost nothing out of character
Yes
Indeed
I donated a car today.
Agreed
@@joelofjudah9144that sound like a genuine line from soldier
"Cases"
"What is your military problem?"
"I get bread."
"Where do you work"
"You told me"
"How..... Long...?"
"I haven't baked bread for three days"
Hit different
It's funny because getting bread also means making money. So, he gets money from baking bread. But he hasn't baked bread in the last 3 days.
Terminators having a conversation
Catch up, catch up, CATCH UP! Oh, you can't eat to eat.
@@DogDogGodFogand fit for him since his personality
And he's in the military
FINALLY, I'M THE 666th LIKE YAAAAY
8:00
"Ready?" Spy
"Really" Scout
"I have no idea. All that you say is evil" Spy
Got me dying
"I'm better than me, aren't I?"
Scout, Mercenary and Philosopher
Scout as Xavier Renegade Angel
Sound like a Kamina quote
1:275 no he's not
@@spottySTC"you'd like me to be you, wouldn't me?"
3:03
Soldier: I love god.
Spy: There are more
Soldier: I am not doing it!
Soldier is a true Cristian
Christians in Norway at the time of the Vikings= Soldier
This proved enough to believe Google AI maded by Christian scientist.
Yes!!
I lost all my shit at exactly that sentence 😂😂😂
I believe you mean Muslim since Muslims worship only one God
9:49 The time when medic says "smelly belly" is probably my favourite part of this abomination.
9:54
lol
More like 9:53
@@drelectrohiss Yeah, that's the moment Medic said it, but it's not as funny without context and 9:49 is the moment Engineer and Medic walk into the room.
4:17 Cube is something Soldier could actually wish for
“ it is good! ”
1:28
“go to hell scout” - scout
Overwhelming self hatred.
tf2 lore
I have no idea how it became that at all but i almost died at that
Hahahaha haven't reached that part yet. 😅
And then he replied “uh-oh” to himself 😂
13:50
"We will not die"
"We will stand forever"
Even translated, still hits different...
Fr
yeah, but at least most guides go straight to the box.
@@georgethakurThank God.
The line is even better after being translated 20x
"I wouldnt Say that. Let's face it, most guides goes straight to the box!"
2:40 "We live every 3 days"
My life in a nutshell
I don’t believe you
Actually, my overthought and calculated scientific study says we live every 2.89 days.
@@admiralAlfonso9001 I think he means it in a metaphorical way, his circumstances in life waste most of his days
I live every 3,5 days on average.
That's 2 days a week in case someone doesn't get it.
In case someone still doesn't get it, these days are the weekend.
Actually we only live for 5 minutes, breathing just resets the timer
"Find yourself in Hell." unironically goes so hard and fits Spy's character like a glove.
5:01 Scout uses reverse psychology
Vit
@@sansy243 that's... why I wrote... down my last wish.
I wanna... go out... with my mom.
i like how scout mispronounces mrs bowling's name 99% of the time
*Mrs. Pelling
@@Cubicwar *Mrs. Polina
@@Viciouslyvicious Mrs Poland
@@rabbetgamingAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Polina?
*Mrs. Balling
"That's why I wrote down my last wish. I want to go out with my mom" - Scout
*Spy actually helps him do that*
Choice highlights from _Life is Hard_
0:22 Scout receives a call from a Miss Pollina Bowling who is using her spy kit to disguise as a pillar.
1:24 Scout accidentally damns himself.
1:35 Scout throws eggs at Engineer and Medic.
2:00 A Steam sale is promoted.
2:20 Engineer promotes self-termination.
2:40 Medic remembers how biology works.
3:01 Spy teaches botany while Soldier preaches.
3:56 Spy divulges a gay relationship while in Paris.
5:14 Scout reveals his mother is Powder and he had incestuous tendencies.
5:57 Scout has a moment of motivation.
7:45 The complete detail of a contract killing.
8:25 Scout is proud of his pants.
9:40 Miss Bowling discovers a real life bestiality case.
9:52 It's discovered the dinner is consciousness, but the Soldier hasn't cooked bread.
12:18 Scout gives Miss Bowling writing advice.
13:22 Miss Bowling lets rip from the adrenaline.
I love this
8:21 women ☕
❤
9:53
S M E L L Y B E L L Y
8:06 Spy is glad that scout isn't a farmer
"are you well dressed?"
"suprisingly, ms. pauling!"
"My pants are beautiful"
Bread 👀👀
THAT PAULING IS A SPY
Bowling*
THAT PAULING IS A BLOODY- Sentry- **Schadenfreude**
ballin*
Miss Bowling
it comes with a box
At 9:53 "Smelly Belly, this is a identifiable sign of consciousness" is my favorite line of this and I don't understand why
4:06 The fact that this actually lines up with what was said earlier and demos reaction being just as fitting as in the original video is super funny.
"smelly belly" is honestly something I'd imagine medic would say
Deviantart
@@enere66 what
@Gioros gore
@@aidanrivella5744 I still don't get it
@@giorgospapoutsakis5271 sorry I meant to say Vore. That’s all you see on Deviantart
Medic: This is an identifiable sign of consciousness!
Also Medic: CLEAN WHEAT, SEE?
CLEAN WHEAT, SEE? *shows audience a tumor filled loaf of bread*
I’m glad you’re not a farmer
I donated a car today
@@Man_Aslume You are beautiful, sir.
13:37
"You are not crazy"
*"God is angry"*
10:03 Didn't know Engineer was such a big fan of Shakespeare...
Tf2 but everyone is drunk
So just TF2 then? Lol
TF2 but everyone except the Demoman is drunk
Since Demo’s already drunk it would just cancel out and he would be the only sober one
@@WilliamWhyles df2?
@@WilliamWhylesdemo is drunk^2
Heavy: GET OUT!
Scout: whatever it is
Ms Paulin: S E E D S
S E E D S
P l e a s e d o n ' t. . .
@@Em1alonz S E E D S
S E E D S
*S E E D S*
1:15 "In all cases! I need to get out!" fits so well
9:27
-Look... Look... Look... Heeee!
-Excellent!
-Pain, please. Not too much, it's a circle
-not clear!
-release
I love good conversations
9:49
"Hero! Hello friends, listen, this is just dinner!"
"Smelly belly!"
my fucking sides xD
smelly belly
Genuinely cracking up over TF2 medic giving us the phrase “Smelly belly.”
I love it when they answer a question with a number.
German people be like
NEIN!! NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there was an odd amount of those
7
THE NUMBERS! WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!
9:10
Scouts invites Ms. Paulina to a date. He wears a beutiful pair of pants for the accasion. He is very confident.
Ms. Paulina is an INDEPENDENT and STRONG woman. She is on that grind. She doesnt have time for some fancy talk. She wants to get straight to the point.
Thats why before even entering the facility where the date is going to take place, she holds a shotgun againts the door and politely asks: "Are you well dressed?", testing the waters for any red flags or beta behaviour.
Scout knows first impression is very important. He is prepared. He has the hair, the shirt. The nice pants.
He opens the door quickly and THEN responds: "Suprisingly, Ms. Paulina."
Ms. Paulina is taken of quard by the MASCULINE frame of the Scout. Classic Scout W.
She doesnt want to lose her dominance, so she remarks something about a box and to not worry.
Ms. Paulina then continues the conversation with some politics. Scout could not care less, so he goes for another pick up line.
¨Look.... LOOK.... HEEEeeeEE?"
While Scout struggles, his friends secretly watch him on a camera.
"Excellent!": Demo cheers his fellow mercenery. "Pain please!.. Not too much, its a circle!": Soldier tries to give advice, not realizing Scout cant hear him trough the camera.
Spy face palms in embarrassment.
"Not clear!": Demo joins the Soldiers effort.
The moment is tense, you can see the Scout is shaking to not mess it up. Finally, he says with a playfull smirk on his face: ".....release."
"Ah.": Ms. Paulina seems confused. It looks all the struggle until this moment was for nothing.
But Spy could hear a bit of intrique in the Ms. Paulinas voice. Afterall, he is a woman himself. He was treated badly in the past, he knows the difference between "Ah." and "Ahhh.."
"D. Wait. Thats a good story": Ms. Paulina gets in on the act and looks up naughty things on the terminal.
She wants to continue, but she is also very shy since the Scouts MASCULINE energy is too much for her. She is losing control over the situation, she wants to know what is coming next: "Scout, you..... Scout, do we swear?" UwU
Scout realived assures Ms. Paulina : "Yes, in any case. All right."
The team watching on the camera is interrupted by Engi and Medic. Its dinner time. Clean wheat will be served to celebrate Scouts success. Everyone will enjoy having a smelly belly tonight.
Paulina is poland version of pauling 😂
Imma paste that
this is going to r/copy than mayn me
W scout rizz
Mucho texto
13:17
scout: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
scout: "Polina?"
truly inspirational words
Sounds like drunk singing
Gas seems to "run out"
8:07 ''I'm glad you are not a farmer''
2:09 he actually tells the soldier to prepare bread now
He tells everybody to
3:48 is anyone gonna comment that Scout is a talented artist? That's a nice drawing of a car
Indeed he is.
Dang, I never realized how good that car drawing is until now
Yeah, scout is good at drawing but is bad with speaking (canonically) because in the comics there are multiple scenarios where scout fails to read something (Example: him failing to read “sub machine” on a crate.)
"I donated a car today"
Soldier casually being an upstanding citizen
8:25 MY PANTS ARE BEAUTIFUL >:{
2:39 soldier’s reaction is now actually fitting 😂
It was fitting originally too though wasn’t it
We live every 3 days
@@HeatedBlizzard I only live every 10 days :(
@@HeatedBlizzard I live 3 out of 1, 2, 3...
wow i was the 999 like ")
10:16 alternate universe where nothing went wrong bc the soldier teleported no bread
2:11
3:57 “of course, well fell in love with the Eiffel tower” sounds like an actual punchline lol
"Our first dream of death is a wise one"
I actually liked that line a lot
9:51 - “this is just dinner!”
“ *smelly belly!* “
"Gives power"
Spy just announced his own action like he was roleplaying on a message board.
6:33
spy: * gives power *
scout: ...my friend.
“Let me.”
“Why, you don’t want it explore?”
“MY TESTS.”
Not the same thing!
It’s not the same thing! …I… agree.
I have a chicken coop
I am not on the street,
I love how Spy's speech is still pretty inspiring, and the plant is a nice addition lol.
12:05 "Haha! I called for dinner!"
Fucking brilliant, that made me shit faster, that was really funny lmao
it made you what now
@@notquitehadouken I was on the bowl, squeezing a turd that was a bit shy
„Made me shit faster“ is the best thing ive heard
@@TheRealBlazingDiamond did it slide out
@@elalejoz677 no, it just squeezed out a bit faster. It still took a bit for me to finally get it out of there
this is my first exposure to expiration date, i have never watched the original, truly phenomenal
You're welcome mate
Man, when heavy said: "take care of yourself, NOW!!" I felt it
You should take care of yourself NOW
13:47 "I am well! We will not die! We will stand forever!"
Somehow better than the original. God speed, Rick May. God speed.
“I am not saying! Let’s face it! Most guides go straight to the box!” - Medic😡
@@wastelesslearning1245that ome had me dying for some reason
o7
o7 rick
I like how in the first it goes from random nonsense to hideing bodys of murder victems
They talk like that
To sweat home alabama
I love how miss Pauling’s voice is always tinny-sounding, because all her voice clips are thru the communicator
(0:47)
"Hello Research Women, i donated a car today! :D"
My favourite line from this video, lmao
“Classic scout congratulations to all of you” is now forever in my vocabulary.
Classic scout W
When miss Pauling forgot to ship bottled water so the mercs kept on drinking lead poisoned water:
Bottled what now?
I like how some of the characters had more accurate translation then others. Like the Engineer was translated pretty well and almost had no misinterpretations while Scout was like 💀
Cube it is good
6:33 spy: “gives power” 6:37 “let me” 6:40 “my tests”
scout: “not the same thing”
indeed it is not the same thing he said
4:19 soldier is so fucking based let's gooo
Cube is good
@@jesusmendoza297Cube IS good.
Cube is GUUD
I could say the same!
blender devs when thinking what to give as one of starting objects:
2:37 „Yes. We live every three days!” 💀
TikToker
why at best most people if they are lucky and consistent live 2/7 days which is pretty damn close to once every 3 days.
I live every 5 days
@@daswarzenschwein npc comment
@@josh_loverman get playable then
The way medic say it at 2:00 just make me laugh so hard
He sounds like demoman for some reason
9:01 This was so random and it's so funny
Burst out laughing
*“Burst out laughing”* 💀
This is underrated.
I agree
I agree
i dont agree
i also dont agree
I agree
this is so frickin underrated, the humor is so funny and genuinely goodly edited, my favorite part definitely the "take care of yourself now" and proceed to show an image of low tier god
That one was a chuckler
nvm, now it has over 100k views, very well deserved, congrats!
You should take care of yourself Now!
10:34 MUSTARD!!!!
1:24-1:29
Scout telling himself to go to hell just gets me everytime.
5:30 "We have 2 hens. Do you wanna to do this? What do you like"
I have several questions.
Pretty normal interaction
In Polish the word for hen is 1 letter away from the word for whore
@@DogDogGodFog I'm interested what is the 1 missing letter?
@@simple__sigma3287 The missing letter is 'w'.
"Umm Acthually hen is a female bird" 🤓
It's funny that Google Translate gets about one percent correct. And even though it didn't work well, I changed a few times. I didn't do it twenty times. But I've done it many times.
Every group can make a difference. You have 1 point and you have information. If you have 20 points, you have 20 points and 20 percent information.
Just like this comment shows
(Every time you translate something it loses a 1% of the message, if you do it 20 you lose 20% of the message)
why did you change
Google Translate IS accurate most of the time, it's just that translating it through 20+ languages in one go distorts it.
I think these guys ran their comments through google translate as i changed my words about mushrooms and i changed the words 24 times and a half and three quarters.
666 likes
"All things, therefore, are good to us... until you cook bread."
The fact that that actually sounds like a proverb.
I also love how most of Pooling's actual voice lines are over the intercom, so once she shows up in person everyone else is talking normaly while she continues on in 360p.
12:30 Whatever it is, s e e d s
Please don't
@@wahidjac1Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
6:33
spy: gives power.
scout: my friend? you good?
schizo moment lmao
Spy accidentally thought he was roleplaying
*shits cutely*
@@Dragon-of-Insanity-Town *gives power* 💀
character ai moment
Craziest thing about this video is that the most accurate line is probably "we can no longer serve bread" lmao
6:12 Yes, Detective. You are better than yourself too.
Medic and engineer serving bread monsters for dinner is somewhat in character for them.
2:22 they got a really wide grave so that they can all fit in there
more like just for heavy
the edits made it worth watching it all lol
Aye, glad you liked it!
Spy explains what this entire video is 2:28
this explains a whole video about breaking the 4th wall
10:10 this actually makes sense
1:40 that was the most coherent line
what about 9:55
@@Lunarcreeper stop
@@Ben_19M ?
i think it was:
[Spy]: Is it broken?!
because he could be talking about the teleporter, the experiment, or the entire video
Medic: Screaming in agony
*”BURST OUT LAUGHING”*
5:40 Scout: "I know people like me are upset."
Spy: "Hmmm, *_WHYYYY?_* "
Scout: "Hello,Detective,IDoNotKnow!"
... Scout's character still shines through in this last quoted line.
He sounds like he just rizzed up spy
"I want to Go out with my mom" 💀💀💀
Tbh "LIFE IS HARD" is the most realistic thing i have ever seen in TF2
3:55 im pretty sure my sisters heard my hysterical laughter
10:32 Scout be like:
''Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup'' he got me😂
"Go to hell scout"
"I cant give you more bread"
"This is good news, Ra said"
I love this video
"Do you know what that means??" FISH
11:07 BRO THIS FUCJING KILLED ME WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE A MILLION VIEWS
It's so good man. The editing adds a lot to the already existing comedy. This needs to be more popular
@@frl-4047 it's all good man
9:40 Pauling calling the tale of Mr. Hands a good story 💀
Man messed with a steed and got his intestines vaporized.
This feels exactly like a SFM in audio form
life is hard. 2:53 is right
5:47 Yes, we offer great health secrets
Take a closer look at M.A.M.E.
@@UH-60_Blackhawk Look in this room
@@nicknamedude I'm better than me, aren't I?
@@boo1boot261I need your help
I'm always working
9:36
Scout: He... release!
Spy: Hmmm 👀:)
1:16 the line "In all cases! I need to get out"
Actually retained it's meaning pretty well.
1:41 made the most sense in the entire video
7:56 so scout got married??
In his dinner plans for Pauling he would've proposed
"I have a chicken coop" it's a great pick-up line.
Thank you for editing so much stuff in, this is amazing
I love how Pauling sounds like a drunk android
Scout insulting himself is basically the best thing I've heard today
JACK!
It makes me remember some russian meme with a screenshot from TF2 and there was a Scout with nickname "скауты пидорасы" (english: scouts are fa*gots)
'Gossip is, very angry, *reach* '
-The scout
“I am a woman. My people treated me badly.”
Yikes, that crashed hard😭
I have a chicken coop :D 6:49
*dies*
I am not on the street
@@Valveiscool.I am a woman,
@@Project_FiveNights my people treated me badly
@@Valveiscool....Secret
I find Soldiers love for the default cube relatable.