Slap Chop Commercial (Original - Extended)

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  • čas přidán 25. 05. 2024
  • You're going to be in a great mood all day because you're going to be slapping your troubles away with Slap Chop! Watch the original extended infomercial.
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    To order the Slap Chop, visit slapchop.com

Komentáře • 44K

  • @Monsterman1315
    @Monsterman1315 Před 4 lety +5160

    “Tacos, fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini”
    Lil Nas X: *Hey Panini*

  • @uhjerelyn
    @uhjerelyn Před 5 lety +12620

    “Guys were gonna make America skinny again one SLAP at a time”.
    Obese health rates drops to 0%

    • @alex_me
      @alex_me Před 5 lety +13

      Yes, just yes

    • @ree3197
      @ree3197 Před 5 lety +28

      Cuts to fat guy who loves it

    • @zeke8985
      @zeke8985 Před 5 lety +7

      I read it when he said it at the same time. Coincidence?

    • @urischic1668
      @urischic1668 Před 5 lety +3

      LiL Jerry I think not!

    • @ChrististKing
      @ChrististKing Před 5 lety +4

      Puts hot dogs and cheese

  • @SproingleDoingle
    @SproingleDoingle Před 10 měsíci +1122

    “Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life.”
    I shall live life to the fullest with my slap chopped tuna.

  • @samdec11
    @samdec11 Před 8 měsíci +247

    His “Fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini” always makes me think “obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice”

  • @eg9847
    @eg9847 Před 5 lety +3075

    “Stop having a boring tuna”
    *Speech 100*

  • @noellevanhove1458
    @noellevanhove1458 Před 5 lety +4525

    Stop having boring tuna
    Stop having a boring life
    Chopped tuna = exciting life
    🙏

  • @ayyyitscookie
    @ayyyitscookie Před 11 měsíci +706

    "you're gonna love my nuts" will never fail to make me laugh.

    • @alexperson4503
      @alexperson4503 Před 11 měsíci +10

      I have a tough time believing that that was not intentional...there is literally no way

    • @billtooke6642
      @billtooke6642 Před 10 měsíci +16

      ​@alexperson4503 of course it's intentional. The whole ad is filled with double entendres.
      'If I can do it with one finger, you can use your whole hand"

    • @LangThoughts
      @LangThoughts Před 10 měsíci +5

      "'til your Bifocal curious!"

    • @toadonwheels
      @toadonwheels Před 7 měsíci +1

      "You can do it with one finger or you can do it with your whole hand" ;)

    • @JayStack5
      @JayStack5 Před 10 dny

      You add the pickle

  • @darkisdork4959
    @darkisdork4959 Před 9 měsíci +110

    been 13 years and this shit still fucking slaps. Never have I been more sold on something than this commercial. If people advertised their products like this today they would make TONS of sales

  • @luisriosvillarroel
    @luisriosvillarroel Před 4 lety +2386

    1:35 is nobody gonna talk about how my dude just made a perfect shot to the sink?

    • @paper2222
      @paper2222 Před 4 lety +3

      nah

    • @fernandosanchez9726
      @fernandosanchez9726 Před 4 lety +91

      For the latinamerican version it actually land on the window... It's hilarious

    • @Kiwyexe
      @Kiwyexe Před 4 lety +29

      It's probably not him throwing it, he threw it above outside of the frame and maybe someone else threw a duplicate down into the sink?? Just a theory tho maybe he's just talrnted

    • @bombaclatudunoutere888
      @bombaclatudunoutere888 Před 4 lety +15

      They obviously practice this and do it over and over again

    • @wyitzyk
      @wyitzyk Před 4 lety +1

      Kiwiflavoredyoghurt they more likely filmed multiple takes and that one made it in

  • @chloe8554
    @chloe8554 Před 4 lety +3499

    That nut joke doesn’t seem right.

    • @sweetea777
      @sweetea777 Před 4 lety +36

      Pizza Lover “you can do it with one finger or your whole hand” “even kids can do it”

    • @Alex-gw9js
      @Alex-gw9js Před 4 lety +1

      Lol #2019gang

    • @06bollah_25
      @06bollah_25 Před 4 lety +21

      YoUr GoNnA LoVe My NuTs WaTcH tHiS

    • @rdxt2474
      @rdxt2474 Před 4 lety +4

      You can do everything in the cover

    • @chloe8554
      @chloe8554 Před 4 lety

      Scytxhx死 erm...you won’t understand

  • @olyeller9446
    @olyeller9446 Před 9 měsíci +271

    The fact that he swished that over the shoulder throw into the sink in the middle of the 4 min take was epic af 😂👌

    • @Gmo401
      @Gmo401 Před 8 měsíci +4

      Man yeeted before yeet was a word

    • @brandonguild1666
      @brandonguild1666 Před 6 měsíci +4

      I mean the clip cut like 10 seconds before or something but still

    • @wencelf
      @wencelf Před 5 měsíci +4

      In the Spanish version he takes down the shades in the back

    • @Carl_McMelvin
      @Carl_McMelvin Před 4 měsíci

      You need to go outside and touch some grass.

    • @Carl_McMelvin
      @Carl_McMelvin Před 4 měsíci

      @@Gmo401speak English.

  • @TheFly212
    @TheFly212 Před 10 měsíci +68

    to be fair. The slap chop was pretty cool. Still have mine. Still works. nearly 20 years later.

  • @shizuru-2809
    @shizuru-2809 Před 4 lety +6902

    "Guys we're gonna make America skinny again one SLAP at a time."
    We did it boys, Obesity is no more!

  • @adelinadiaz9329
    @adelinadiaz9329 Před 5 lety +29589

    Stop having a boring tuna
    Stop having a BORING life

  • @Matcha_Biscuit
    @Matcha_Biscuit Před 11 měsíci +83

    "You're gonna love my nuts"
    "This is making you cry, this is making me cry. You don't wanna cry anymore"
    "Fettuccine, Linguine, Martini, Bikini."

  • @xSkankHunt42
    @xSkankHunt42 Před rokem +54

    This dude could sell water to the ocean

    • @NoteBard
      @NoteBard Před 9 dny

      Sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock

  • @nelip5170
    @nelip5170 Před 4 lety +17304

    Stop having boring tuna. Stop having a boring life

    • @chickmagnet1497
      @chickmagnet1497 Před 4 lety +319

      It must be done in that order. That's why everyone is so jacked up, they try to stop having a boring life before they take care of the tuna situation

    • @fodee4313
      @fodee4313 Před 4 lety +10

      Ouh... stop being so stupid kid

    • @hismom5600
      @hismom5600 Před 4 lety +32

      Words to live by.

    • @hismom5600
      @hismom5600 Před 4 lety +11

      @@chickmagnet1497 🤣

    • @daydances752
      @daydances752 Před 4 lety +25

      Your gonna have an exciting life

  • @irmarodriguez5048
    @irmarodriguez5048 Před 4 lety +11867

    “Tacos
    Fettuccine
    Linguini
    Martini
    Bikini”

  • @TheSuz23
    @TheSuz23 Před 11 měsíci +56

    Dang I remember watching this commercial on tv growing up 😂 This guy had me sold for this product even as a young child.

  • @funkytoasts4768
    @funkytoasts4768 Před rokem +42

    Honestly the slap chop is a genius product. A product that can cut things easily and cleaned. Think about it imagine you have arthritis or cerebral palsy the slap chop can allow someone with those conditions to cook more and eat healthy. Products that are for as seen on TV are usually made for the 1% of people but advertised to everyone

    • @hardtymz2517
      @hardtymz2517 Před 11 měsíci +7

      slap those problems away, Big Boi!

    • @-BuddyGuy
      @-BuddyGuy Před 10 měsíci +3

      Yes the cerebral palsy person can even headbutt the slap chop. Can it really be cleaned easily though -did you see the acute angles on those blades when he opened it up?

  • @dorkchops
    @dorkchops Před 5 lety +3949

    *"life is hard enough, you don't need to cry more"*
    *"stop having a boring life"*
    I feel exposed

  • @GurdeepSingh-ir2de
    @GurdeepSingh-ir2de Před 4 lety +5365

    2:29 Top 10 Rappers Eminem was Afraid to Diss

  • @truthreignsforever9286
    @truthreignsforever9286 Před 10 měsíci +7

    “Life is already hard as it is, you don’t need to cry anymore!”
    Lol 😂

  • @DS-lk3tx
    @DS-lk3tx Před 10 měsíci +14

    Even the commercials were full of quality 20 years ago. 😂😂😂

  • @MichaelGrbg
    @MichaelGrbg Před 4 lety +1023

    "Stop having a boring life"
    I feel it is a personal attack against me.

    • @albertobalsalm3473
      @albertobalsalm3473 Před 4 lety +14

      Chops the fucking tuna
      "you're gonna have an exciting life now"

  • @GurdeepSingh-ir2de
    @GurdeepSingh-ir2de Před 4 lety +2442

    1:35 let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that he threw that in the sink without looking

  • @theJORDYNshow
    @theJORDYNshow Před 9 měsíci +7

    the fact that this is a 13 year old video with brand new comments all over it just shows how impactful Vince is. just one of those rare souls that comes along. God I wish I had a Slap Chop and a Graty right now

    • @jeffjeffries8924
      @jeffjeffries8924 Před 9 měsíci +1

      No, it shows how goofy the algorithm is. I have no idea why this would be recommended to me

  • @TrevVision
    @TrevVision Před rokem +3

    I could watch this every day
    I do watch this every day

  • @AmazingZeop
    @AmazingZeop Před 4 lety +3313

    “Tacos, Frettachini, Linguini, Martini, Bikini”
    I agree.

  • @youraverageguy2495
    @youraverageguy2495 Před 4 lety +8876

    _STOP HAVING A BORING TUNA. STOP HAVING A BORING LIFE._
    *I felt that*

  • @alexverdin6346
    @alexverdin6346 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Thanks for unlocking a memory Arno

  • @lostmeme9862
    @lostmeme9862 Před 10 měsíci +5

    “If I can do her with one finger you guys can do it with your whole hand” best underrated quote.

  • @RecardoGuillermo
    @RecardoGuillermo Před 5 lety +2430

    *Slap Chop Executives 2019*:
    “why are we suddenly seeing a massive influx in sales?”
    “Well it appears that CZcams is recommending our 10 year old commercial to everyone”

    • @zodtastelikeapotato
      @zodtastelikeapotato Před 5 lety +1

      Also from the meme

    • @tttc
      @tttc Před 5 lety

      @@zodtastelikeapotato Yeah but the meme is ten years old too

    • @greatcesari
      @greatcesari Před 5 lety

      You didn’t *Bold* your comment right.

    • @RecardoGuillermo
      @RecardoGuillermo Před 5 lety

      Cesar I know I don’t know *why* it didn’t work 😞

    • @marissaj1206
      @marissaj1206 Před 5 lety +1

      Dont forget the _graty_

  • @user-ey5eb7ks3x
    @user-ey5eb7ks3x Před 4 lety +820

    And you get the *GOLIC*
    And here’s the *GOLIC*
    These skin is the *GOLIC*
    You’re gonna eat more *GOLIC*

  • @truthreignsforever9286
    @truthreignsforever9286 Před 10 měsíci +7

    Lol, love this guy! Such a infomercial professional. He cracks me up

  • @jaredreynold6336
    @jaredreynold6336 Před 10 měsíci +4

    "One slap. SALAD!"
    I AM loving this!

  • @ariyac2428
    @ariyac2428 Před 4 lety +1646

    “life’s hard enough as it is you don’t wanna cry anymore”

  • @adeus9207
    @adeus9207 Před 5 lety +12583

    We're gonna make america skinny again.
    *mission failed, we'll get 'em next time*

  • @brianseo477
    @brianseo477 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Have to come back to these classics once in a while.

  • @stark102088
    @stark102088 Před 7 měsíci +2

    “Look one chop, SALAD!”
    chunk of carrot, celery, and radish.

  • @anniechen7618
    @anniechen7618 Před 4 lety +908

    “ We’re gonna make America SKINNY again, ONe slap aT a tImE “ 💀💀💀

  • @andrea-zx4hs
    @andrea-zx4hs Před 5 lety +3820

    When he said “Life’s hard enough as it is, you don’t wanna cry anymore,” I felt that.

    • @flacko33
      @flacko33 Před 5 lety +6

      andrea head ass

    • @arehno
      @arehno Před 5 lety +2

      ^^

    • @ryanherreid
      @ryanherreid Před 5 lety +3

      andrea Came here to leave this exact comment

    • @andrea-zx4hs
      @andrea-zx4hs Před 5 lety +1

      Juice I know, I have been my whole life.

    • @andrea-zx4hs
      @andrea-zx4hs Před 5 lety +2

      Røn Swansøn damn, hurt is real.

  • @valerieodonnell6764
    @valerieodonnell6764 Před rokem +3

    This is so nostalgic for me. A great pick me up for my mood.

  • @rosseenglimmer8962
    @rosseenglimmer8962 Před rokem +4

    This guy was so funny I went back and watched some of his ads.

  • @rehmeen6333
    @rehmeen6333 Před 5 lety +1353

    " Life's hard enough as it is.
    _you_ _dont_ _wanna_ _cry_ _anymore_ "
    When nobody loves ur nuts :(

  • @lo1686
    @lo1686 Před 5 lety +1493

    He protecc
    He atacc
    But most importantly,
    He slap dem snaccs

  • @QuietTravelVideos
    @QuietTravelVideos Před 4 měsíci +4

    “We always watched this commercial, but never got the product”
    - a wise man

  • @Kragatar
    @Kragatar Před 9 měsíci +5

    “We’re gonna make america skinny again, one slap at a time.”
    Every time you go for the cake and cookies... SLAP! 😆

  • @Mahoyage
    @Mahoyage Před 5 lety +898

    "This is making me cry, this is making you cry. Life's hard enough as it is"

  • @johnr8820
    @johnr8820 Před 4 lety +619

    “Make America Skinny Again” this man was so before his time

  • @DreamyAbaddon
    @DreamyAbaddon Před 22 dny

    I saw the music remix of this and I fell in love. I'm so buying this. I hope they still sell it.

  • @badnewsBH
    @badnewsBH Před 2 měsíci

    Vince was so great at doing these ads. This and the Shticky commercial were just brilliant. 😆

  • @birhb6372
    @birhb6372 Před 5 lety +1831

    " _tacos, fettuccine, linguine, _*_martini, BIKINI_* "
    Whoa there, keep it PG!

  • @richardainscough4726
    @richardainscough4726 Před 4 lety +5563

    “Life’s hard enough as it is, you don’t want to cry any more”

  • @mellowsauce7633
    @mellowsauce7633 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I literally watched an ad without being forced to its so good

  • @abrahamben-dayan9843
    @abrahamben-dayan9843 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Man this makes me feel nostalgic

  • @sitell245
    @sitell245 Před 4 lety +2003

    1:34 was pretty awesome tbh. The fact he threw it in the sink perfectly

    • @dempsey7599
      @dempsey7599 Před 4 lety +7

      Staged?

    • @bradtitus4184
      @bradtitus4184 Před 4 lety +1

      Forreal tho lol

    • @WhyLychee
      @WhyLychee Před 4 lety +11

      It probably took a long time to perfect

    • @deadniell
      @deadniell Před 4 lety +53

      In the Spanish version he threw it right to the window. Yes, he broke the goddamn window 👌

    • @WhyLychee
      @WhyLychee Před 4 lety +3

      @@deadniell I didn't know I needed that 😂

  • @mynamestartswithc6587
    @mynamestartswithc6587 Před 4 lety +20561

    “You hate making salad that’s why you don’t have any in your diet”
    Sure that’s why.

  • @yamumgay
    @yamumgay Před 7 měsíci +1

    bro why dont we have ads like this today, this guy is so awesome

  • @jillianelise5
    @jillianelise5 Před 4 lety +1837

    "Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life". Damn, I felt that in my heart😞💘

    • @chickmagnet1497
      @chickmagnet1497 Před 4 lety +23

      Yeah but you can slap your troubles away with the Slap Chop

    • @yeetboy9103
      @yeetboy9103 Před 4 lety +4

      thats deep

    • @jillianelise5
      @jillianelise5 Před 4 lety +1

      @@chickmagnet1497 i can yeet my troubles away into the abyss with slap chop😩

    • @jillianelise5
      @jillianelise5 Před 4 lety

      @@yeetboy9103 thank you🥺

    • @room6575
      @room6575 Před 4 lety +1

      @@jillianelise5 but isn't it supposed to be slapped-

  • @chopookie6829
    @chopookie6829 Před 4 lety +451

    “Stop having a boring life”
    *_woah i feel attacked_*

    • @aidanmeder9802
      @aidanmeder9802 Před 4 lety +2

      You're a 14 year old girl

    • @edi4360
      @edi4360 Před 4 lety +3

      @@aidanmeder9802 That came out of no where, I think you're confused, reddit is in the next room.

  • @therolloslicer5856
    @therolloslicer5856 Před 9 měsíci +1

    0:39 the rage when he tries to push that little piece in but fails

  • @jennatolls88
    @jennatolls88 Před 12 dny

    It blows my mind how much this brings me directly back to 1:00AM in my old bedroom

  • @thatwasablessin932
    @thatwasablessin932 Před 4 lety +4003

    “We’re gonna make America skinny again one slap at a time”
    *quite a violent way to solve obesity*

  • @valid8601
    @valid8601 Před 5 lety +3590

    0:54 "you're gonna love my nuts"
    XD

    • @cheesus3514
      @cheesus3514 Před 5 lety +47

      That’s the one thing in this commercial that got me 😂😂 have you seen the slap my nuts video of this?

    • @hi-xi1su
      @hi-xi1su Před 5 lety +49

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 𝗬 𝗢 𝗨 𝗥 𝗘 𝗚 𝗢 𝗡 𝗡 𝗔 𝗟 𝗢 𝗩 𝗘 𝗠 𝗬 𝗡 𝗨 𝗧' 𝗦

    • @lewisrock70
      @lewisrock70 Před 5 lety +2

      RIPz Valid i search the comments for this

    • @iregerttihshahshah6591
      @iregerttihshahshah6591 Před 5 lety +1

      Gimme some of DEEZ NUTTS

    • @sponge260
      @sponge260 Před 5 lety +4

      You can do it under the cover.😂
      I can use my finger but you can't use your whole hand.😂
      Kids can do it.😂

  • @TweetAntonio
    @TweetAntonio Před 8 měsíci

    Omg the timing of this guy is superb! So many good lines in here.

  • @jhonm6347
    @jhonm6347 Před rokem +2

    "You're gonna love my nuts" but what really gets me is the prop headset for no reason at all.

  • @luvhimi
    @luvhimi Před 5 lety +2941

    “Tacos, fettuccine, linguini,martini, bikini” I wheezed

    • @taompons
      @taompons Před 5 lety +41

      i think half of that quote was from snoop dogg in californa girls by katy perry lmao

    • @mlgmichael8265
      @mlgmichael8265 Před 5 lety +53

      Tacos, fettuccine, linguini, martini, squidward tortilini

    • @luvhimi
      @luvhimi Před 5 lety +3

      MLG Michael Lol I wheezed

    • @cheesus3514
      @cheesus3514 Před 5 lety +8

      Bruh istg this guy is just spittin words out like a god 😂😂

    • @breadsotrue
      @breadsotrue Před 5 lety +9

      you’re gonna love my nuts

  • @mokoffee1573
    @mokoffee1573 Před 4 lety +12239

    “Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life” - words of a wise man

    • @Noircat_01
      @Noircat_01 Před 4 lety +31

      Ikr

    • @kean1491
      @kean1491 Před 4 lety +290

      The question is, is he still alive?

    • @jimbo4333
      @jimbo4333 Před 4 lety +9

      Mokoffee e yay let’s add spikes

    • @yourmumlol1505
      @yourmumlol1505 Před 4 lety +32

      Fuckin kpop Stan

    • @no-cx5ro
      @no-cx5ro Před 4 lety +19

      @Mokoffee e
      Stop stealing comments social virgin koreaboo and get some friends

  • @jonathan_q_arbuckle1976
    @jonathan_q_arbuckle1976 Před 9 měsíci +2

    “Life’s hard enough as it is, you don’t wanna cry anymore.”
    You’re right. I’ll change for you, Vince.

  • @vizkiz.4431
    @vizkiz.4431 Před 10 měsíci +9

    If every ad had this guy's personality, I would never hit the skip button.

  • @SingleRiderThrills
    @SingleRiderThrills Před 5 lety +77994

    *DID I JUST VOLUNTARILY WATCH AN AD?*

  • @tulip135
    @tulip135 Před 4 lety +1685

    “We’re gonna make America skinny again”
    Did this video highkey just predict Donald Trump

    • @noworries129
      @noworries129 Před 4 lety +34

      The script is leaking

    • @Stevethe11th
      @Stevethe11th Před 4 lety +7

      Kahzu no trump was the first person to ever come up with it. Every word he speaks is pure gold.

    • @crowmaster9652
      @crowmaster9652 Před 4 lety +4

      Somehow I feel like Trump couldn't resist using this line

    • @joshwah1120
      @joshwah1120 Před 4 lety +12

      Stevethe11th you’re joking, right?

    • @ferrivera7159
      @ferrivera7159 Před 4 lety +2

      Stevethe11t sigh

  • @frankmaka2763
    @frankmaka2763 Před 10 měsíci +1

    1:36 what a shot, when will this man quit?! Never! ❤

  • @TheEuroboss
    @TheEuroboss Před 7 měsíci +1

    The only time i like watching ads is when i watch it voluntarily.

  • @OnTheRide1
    @OnTheRide1 Před 4 lety +2510

    Man, infomercials wouldn’t be so annoying if this dude was in all of them lol.

    • @fetstollotstef3075
      @fetstollotstef3075 Před 4 lety +29

      To bad thus guy has infamous reputation.

    • @diamondcreeper28
      @diamondcreeper28 Před 4 lety +3

      @@fetstollotstef3075 ...uh oh

    • @fetstollotstef3075
      @fetstollotstef3075 Před 4 lety +8

      @@r.l.2313 case about beating prostitute got into prison.

    • @Fralite
      @Fralite Před 4 lety +19

      This guy above me is gay because he didnt say no homo.

    • @tong6644
      @tong6644 Před 4 lety +6

      Fetstol lotstef i mean it did say the hooker bite his tongue first from what ive heard and he did it for self defence (might be wrong)

  • @PetroniusPixel
    @PetroniusPixel Před 5 měsíci

    "lifes hard enough you dont want to cry anymore" 😢i felt that so deep

  • @SportsFan2001
    @SportsFan2001 Před rokem +1

    Seeing Vince use the Slap Chop is so satisfying.

  • @user-sh2rc5kc7x
    @user-sh2rc5kc7x Před 3 lety +4262

    "Fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini" This guy is on a different wave. Just awesome

  • @TheMarioMen1
    @TheMarioMen1 Před 5 lety +752

    Was TV really that much different in 2010 that you could get away with saying "you're going to love my nuts" times have really changed

    • @gwengwen3769
      @gwengwen3769 Před 5 lety +40

      If I can do it with one finger, *you guys can do it with your whole hand*

    • @ohyeahyeah973
      @ohyeahyeah973 Před 5 lety +1

      No, it wasn’t that different. Seriously stop though I feel old because of that comment and I’m not even 20 yet. I’m actually tearing up.

    • @lecapitaine1017
      @lecapitaine1017 Před 5 lety +1

      These days, we have child rapists becoming presidents. You're full of shit.

    • @eubie6506
      @eubie6506 Před 5 lety

      wtf are you talking about. youre acting like anyone would care at all if someone said this today. way worse shit gets said today

    • @shrekonion8307
      @shrekonion8307 Před 5 lety

      Well like you can still do that

  • @kbarts316
    @kbarts316 Před rokem +1

    I didn't know Scout did infomercials. 😂

  • @poketdoom
    @poketdoom Před 3 lety +1350

    I got this as a youtube ad, i don’t know why considering how old it is

  • @OnlySenpai
    @OnlySenpai Před 4 lety +2585

    *LIFES TOO HARD YOU DONT WANT TO CRY ANYMORE*
    I NEED THIS PRODUCT

    • @pike1294
      @pike1294 Před 4 lety +30

      THE MAN SPOKE TO MY SOUL

    • @dr.manatee9293
      @dr.manatee9293 Před 4 lety +4

      SENPAI I JUST COMMENTED THE TIME STAMP BECAUSE OF HOW AMAZING IT WAS

  • @Laz3rs
    @Laz3rs Před 2 měsíci

    This is probably one of the greatest advertisements ever made. Everything about it

  • @derrickmosha8767
    @derrickmosha8767 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Life is hard as it is , you don’t have to cry anymore😅

  • @In4li4
    @In4li4 Před 5 lety +525

    “Stop having a boring life”
    *slap chops tuna in half,along with salad”
    “Your gonna have an exciting life now”

  • @brandonsacco8448
    @brandonsacco8448 Před 4 lety +1922

    CZcams: hey you wanna see a random commercial from nine years ago

    • @dilararamma7397
      @dilararamma7397 Před 4 lety +1

      Yes

    • @daph1738
      @daph1738 Před 4 lety

      i mean... you clicked on it 😎

    • @BiaDari
      @BiaDari Před 4 lety +1

      @@daph1738 Ayyyy 1 minute ago squad

    • @Wizardof52
      @Wizardof52 Před 4 lety +1

      @@daph1738 you make me cringe with that emoji kid, and CZcams has a thing called clickbait, idk if u ever heard of it

    • @cookie_100_7
      @cookie_100_7 Před 4 lety

      This commercial is a meme in South America 😂

  • @megatedassaultituary6783
    @megatedassaultituary6783 Před 11 měsíci +1

    What he does with the machine and its efficiciency is more ASMR than ASMR will ever be

  • @oddity7263
    @oddity7263 Před 8 dny

    it's been 13 years. this is still funny.

  • @racoonfulfiento
    @racoonfulfiento Před 4 lety +1574

    *"If I can do it with one finger, you can do it with your whole hand even kids do it"*
    Easy there buddy. Easy.

  • @forsaturn4629
    @forsaturn4629 Před 4 lety +18437

    Damn I’m 9 years late can I still call you and order?

    • @floambi85
      @floambi85 Před 4 lety +703

      You can still always buy it on they're website since its still up and going or on Amazon lol

    • @_angela._
      @_angela._ Před 4 lety +447

      its in my local dollar store HHAHAHAHHAHA

    • @deathstargod8080
      @deathstargod8080 Před 4 lety +233

      @chiru G why bro? Explain pls

    • @hazelv998
      @hazelv998 Před 4 lety +201

      @chiru G it looks pretty handy c'mon explain

    • @bilel435
      @bilel435 Před 4 lety +58

      @chiru G why? Explain

  • @Munonymous350
    @Munonymous350 Před 8 měsíci

    13 years later and im still lookin for this one

  • @JackXiXLock360
    @JackXiXLock360 Před 2 měsíci +1

    We NEED this guy for commercials Today

  • @StagnantMizu
    @StagnantMizu Před 5 lety +2154

    Him: Life is hard enough as it is you don't want to cry anymore
    Me: sold

  • @christopheranimationstudio8191

    This man could sell shoes to a man with no feet.

    • @Jamalwa9
      @Jamalwa9 Před 3 lety +80

      For reals he can sell a watch to someone with no arms

    • @christopheranimationstudio8191
      @christopheranimationstudio8191 Před 3 lety +39

      Yes, he really could Ricardo.

    • @ejrelatorre4254
      @ejrelatorre4254 Před 3 lety +16

      He could sell hats to a beheaded man

    • @KhaosOfficialYT
      @KhaosOfficialYT Před 3 lety +12

      He could sell rings to fingerless people. He could sell prescription glasses to blind people. He could sell gel to bald people. He could sell braces to teethless people. He could sell pants to legless people. He could sell shaves to nonbearded people,

    • @christopheranimationstudio8191
      @christopheranimationstudio8191 Před 3 lety +4

      Wow this blew up while I was gone

  • @MrHammSpamm64
    @MrHammSpamm64 Před 11 měsíci +1

    1:36 I love how he just chucks it over his shoulder 😂

  • @MCrObOt18
    @MCrObOt18 Před rokem +2

    This ad is a national treasure

  • @shannonclark8313
    @shannonclark8313 Před 5 lety +2176

    “It’s worthless forget about it” *throws* *machine* *into* *hell* *portal*

    • @alohadubs7683
      @alohadubs7683 Před 5 lety +6

      shannon clark
      I too believe my kitchen sink is a portal to hell. Dishes disappear all the time in that shit, and I have no idea where they go.

    • @arnemaeschaelck5012
      @arnemaeschaelck5012 Před 5 lety

      shannon clark he literally did that as I was reading your comment AND I'm the 999th person to like this comment??? God is coming for me

    • @lookinlikeawholeschaanck9956
      @lookinlikeawholeschaanck9956 Před 5 lety

      This comment gives me LIFEE........LiFeEeEeEe

    • @monmayor1467
      @monmayor1467 Před 5 lety +2

      0:54 "you're gonna love my nuts"

  • @malae.akea1423
    @malae.akea1423 Před 4 lety +522

    *adds carrots, celery, and onion*
    “OnE sLaP...SaLaD!!”

    • @Razvii
      @Razvii Před 4 lety +7

      The pickle egg thing did look good tho, almost potato salad but not quite

  • @eaten_toaster
    @eaten_toaster Před 11 měsíci

    2:44 "If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin', absolutely free"