Wacky War Tactics in another Nutshell
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War, for all of its destructiveness, ironically brings with it big pushes for innovation and creative problem solving. Some famous examples of this include the atomic bomb developed over the course of WWII, or the Trojan Horse from Homer's epic poem, "The Iliad." However, every once in a while an individual with a more zany mind comes up with some rather peculiar plans. In this video, I cover some of the more interesting plans/circumstances that occurred during battles throughout history, including Cambyses II's use of cats and animals during the 'Battle of Pelusium', the world's first "successful" combat submarine, the Confederate-made H.L. Hunley, and the story of some unexpected combatants during the 'Battle of the Bees'.
Some Sources:
Battle of Pelusium:
www.worldhistory.org/article/...
H L Hunley:
www.history.com/news/confeder...
www.history.navy.mil/research...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._L._H...
www.usni.org/magazines/naval-...
Duke University researcher who investigated and proposed the cause of death for the crew: today.duke.edu/2017/08/confed...
www.hunley.org/the-hunleys-si...
Battle of the Bees:
www.westernfrontassociation.c...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_... - Komedie
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I love how all of his videos are about Makeup&Cosmetics, Skin&Nail Care and totaly not about Wacky Wars throughout history... What a stand up guy for what all women love :)
Makeup specialists hate him!
Bluejay Takes women's hearts by storm
Man I should show this to my friends. This is helpful
I am uncertain whether this is sarcasm or whether it means that I'm not the only woman who loves crazy tactics videos and hates all the stupid cosmetic videos.
Can women not like history? Can men not like makeup?
@@amberkat8147 ayyy yoo another history buff women here
German: You have saved us!"
Bees: "I wouldn't say saved, I would say... under new management"
This reminded me of when Boko Haram had to retreat from some forest in Nigeria, not because the military chased them out, but because the bees did (with some help of snakes and scorpions). 😂
Kaiser: Oh the Brits took our colony? The messenger: Not exactly… bzzz
Brits: To be or not to be, that's the question.
Germans: We choose to bee...
Beesiness is beesiness
Like idk becoming your enemy right away.....
5:50 "Good luck, Hunley!"
"Don't worry, I invented this thing."
Aged like fine milk.
Yeah this is the second this something like this has happened to a BlueJay the previous one being the Baltic Fleet one
As a woman who loves history and watches this channel, i do indeed love war tactics
As a woman who likes to watch Informational Chanel’s I also agree
As a woman I sure do love this makeup tutorial video
What a strange way to say east Asian music
If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus Is Lord' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. -Romans 10:9
@@dizo-jp2tdI think your cult is that way . Pretty sure .
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"Now that Mother Nature has established air superiority..."
*Best. Line. Ever.*
indeed
I did have a little chuckle at that.
I like Persian conversion excursion
Yesss
@@daniellind9081 had me laughing so hard! Best bluejay quote ever!! 😂
"For the bees did not believe in the magic of friendship; only pain."
I laughed at this way too hard.
So did I lol, I feel so happy
I was disgusted throughout this video this guy clearly doesn’t respect others beliefs or religions
@@Promislandzion it’s to comedic effect don’t get butt hurt
@@Promislandzion it's called comedy. It's supposed to poke at everything a little.
Bees do not judge. Only hate. _and sometimes take naps inside of pumpkin flowers cuz they werk so hard_
Dude that long drag on a cig from a bee was just hilarious. 😂
Your style in these videos have many identifiable influences, but the snappiness of your execution and especially the spot-on timing and cadence of your reads really brings everything together. If I had a nickel for every blue bird channel I've subscribed to by now, I'd have two nickels, which isn't much, but it's weird that it's happened twice.
This means a lot, thank you so much!
It’s so weird, right? I mean, you obviously have to have a script to execute, or at the very least an outline of topics, and while the research and knowledge is excellent, it’s the execution of all these things coupled with a bobbing and weaving birb adorned in various regalia depending on the topic that sets this apart.
I’ve completely ditched channels that just can’t get out of their own way when narrating because it’s just so hard to listen to- this channel should serve as a primer for anyone remotely considering historical/educational topics.
It’s all in the delivery, baby.
Get it? Clever pun, right? Oh never mind.
PS as a female, I found this channel while researching historical info on a topic and absolutely love it. Please don’t start pandering to specific genders/ages/whateverthefuck, this is perfect exactly as is.
Well done birb of the cobalt persuasion.
@@bleeka325 >identifiable influences
@@bleeka325 hey thanks! I tried Sam O’Nella but he inserts politics quite too much for my tastes.
@@JumpCutThis I’ve only watch a hand full of Sam onella content
Seeing as I'm a woman and your first wacky war tactics video is what made me subscribe, I would say your marketing strategy has worked very well.
Hmm
Doesn't make the tactic not weird and super invasive. Why does my gender matter as a viewer? 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
@@81brassglass79 you know I've looked for a while now and I still can't find who asked
@@81brassglass79 do you not get humor? Does it evade you?
Same
When he mentioned German East Africa I thought he was going to tell the story of the Battle of Lake Tanganyika where navy ships were disassembled and shipped overland to fight in an Inland lake.
one of them is actually still in service there as a ferry (or at least was a few years ago)
That thought occurred to me as well.
now I'm a huge ww1 buff and how have I not heard of this
The last in service Imperial German Ship is funnily enough, in that lake, I’m pretty sure there are british ships there still too. :)
@@PaulRudd1941 The Great War channel made a video about Battle of Lake tanganyika
Dj peach cobbler has talked about you never thought id see that
The intro 😂👌
And then he follows it up with Dunkin on Missouri, glorious 😂
your probably a kansan
Woah wild JunkyardDigs sighting
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Illi-nerds are always seething about Missouri's bounty and splendor
Crime-filled shithole cities on our western and eastern borders with miles of absolutely nothing between then
Constant flooding, humid summers, freezing winters
Rampant meth, heroin, obesity and poverty
But we have Branson, John Goodman and Jon Hamm
Just jealous of their legalized ability to pack boomsticks and recreational weed.
Things i've learned today;
1: A man thought of launching cats from catapults...
2: A Submarine can be drained and people are replaceable
3: Bee don't give a damn about who's tresspassing
Great video as always Blue Jay!
And now i learned some people actually liked baktria enough to use them as a profile picture
I also learned Blue jay is very distispectful to other peoples religions and beliefs I unsubbed so fast
number 1 maybe false.... i think it was just the creators creativity to set up the catapault punchline because the initial siege equipment mentioned was a trebechet, which first appeared in recorded history around 1100 AD
4: how to spoil a video
How dare he comment about a video he just watched. He could be talking about the weather for example. Well right now in central Germany it is overcast but otherwise pleasant day, some 22°C, which is a welcome relief from the 39°C last week.
Anyway, lesson is, don't go into the comment section before you finished the video if you don't want to get spoiled. Duh
As a Missourian, I strongly resonate with your burning hatred to reduce the entire state to rubble.
I personally believe that the individuals who founded the state noticed how unbelievably horrible it was, and decided to name it “misery”, but failed to do so, so instead they just chose the closest word they had to misery at the time, and settled with that.
Damn French
Oh the Missouri
No, I refuse. If we’re going down we’re taking Kansas with us.
@@datguy8006 Kansas can survive
Give me a break we have a super affordable cost of living and lots of nature, better than some cesspit city with insane rent costs
"A battlefield woefully underpopulated by bees? A forest of BEES should remedy this" -Dr Bees, 1914
A balding middle aged pastry brought me here.
Your mom sent you here? /s
As a woman who is a huge history nerd, I'm happy to be part of this community.
We're glad to have you :)
@@BlueJayYT :)))
A rare species. We'll do everything to protect you
Same girl! We reppin’ 😤
Same here! 🤘🏻
Gongsun Zan, a warlord during China's three kingdoms era. Was fighting an enemy nation that believed white horses were sacred. So he just outfitted most of his horse archers and calvary with pure white horses so the enemy would be more hesitant to attack/shoot arrows back in fear of harming the horses. It worked.
The crafty guy in the corner of the map who survived practically forever among much more powerful kingdoms; and if I recall, Zhao Yun was in his service before serving under Liu Bei.
@@thunderhammerx2966 Yep he could've been one of the greats if he didn't burn his house down along with his family in a mass murder suicide because Yuan Shao was overwhelming him in battle.
@@winggweeps tbf, suicide seems pretty common in ancient times
@@winggweeps Wait, Cao Cao? I thought it was Yuan Shao who defeated Gongsun Zan.
@@alexandersturnn4530 You're Right! Crap I got them mixed up.
The musical dessert man opend our eyes to the truth about the cat lie
Don’t not forget. When Hannibal was in self exile he gave advice to the ruler of the kingdom he was hiding out in. And in this area was a vast amount of poisonous snakes. *So he had many men round up TONS of snakes, put them in clay jars, and launch them as projectiles at the enemy ships* so they’d slither below deck and harass the naked, unclothed and chained and unprotected slave rowers and obviously this was quite effective as well as causing disorder in the ranks top deck. So much so that the Romans after hearing about this unusual conflict investigated and someone let slip that Hannibal had been hiding out there. They surrounded his house and he imbibed poison and died as his last act of keeping away from them
interesting.
12:03 "For the bees did not believe in the magic of friendship, *_only pain_* "
You could really feel the raw emotion when he mentioned the pain of being stung by bees there ;_;
Itll be real awkward when bluejay finds out 90% of his audience is from Missouri
It hilarious you think enough people in Missouri have internet access to be 90% of his audience. We sold our internet for meth.
As a person from Missouri. This is fact check true
Wait shit im missourian
As a resident of the state of Kansas. I find his anti-Missouri bits in this video very funny. I'm not from Kansas, I just live here. My avatar gives away my native state.
@@andrewblandford6423 in the words of Huck Finn from a fairly odd parents special, "I can't go back in there! IT'S MISSOURI IN THERE! ya ever been to Missouri?!"
Lmao as a lady subscriber, while I do not give a SHIT about fashion, I'm willing to bet dollars to donuts that the youtube algorithm originally showed that video in my homepage feed despite not having other similar viewing history (and none of your content ever) because it was about fashion. While I don't care about that stuff you mentioned, I think it's never a bad idea to branch out a bit if it helps you get more viewers, as long as you're still being genuine with yourself and your thirst for knowledge. Ya never know, you might learn some cool stuff you never even thought about before.
I came here because of the based youtube hive-mind, I stay for the awesone dose of history knowledge that blows my mind while being down-to-earth and humourous. Keep up the great content, I'm rooting for this channel to find a bigger audience!!!
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As a Connecticut resident I know for a fact that the first submersible ever used for war purposes was the Turtle. Basically it was The Hunley in the revolutionary war but with a much lower kill count… of zero. Although that’s not from lack of trying. They tried to use it to attach explosive charges to British ships on two separate occasions but both failed and forced the operator of the craft to retreat. So the Turtle is the first war sub but the Hunley does still hold the title of first sub with kills under its belt. Even if most of those were it’s own operators.
How can we take information seriously by a person from a state with a "c" where it is not needed?
NICE TRY
The Persians releasing cats is just an Urban Myth. Historians found out that the Egyptians surrendered because they heard “It’s Morbin Time” from the Persian side and they refuse to kill they’re God
anybody who doesn't know about Morbius memes will instantly believe it's true
As an Iranian can confirm
@@NOOBSLAYER-cw3gd even the dead are aware of this tiresome shit meme by now
@@NOOBSLAYER-cw3gd You assume their are still people who don't know about Morbey?They say the universe is incomprehensibly large but is that even possible?
Your cultural references are not understood.
"The Indian troops raised the British flag over a German colony in africa" oh what a tangled web we weave.
As a Brit born decades after the end of the empire it’s easy to forget sometimes why everyone’s still so mad at us. It’s shit like that isn’t it?
@@Bobby-wn5yr so that we can start a new war... Make a ton of money and stabilise population a bit.
War is good.
But the bees care not for our politics, only our suffering.
"The Indian troops raised the British flag over a German colony in Africa in retaliation to what those Serbians did to that Austrian"
@@rerror3577 we live in a society
Actually, there were instances of submarines being used even earlier than the Civil War. During the Revolutionary War, for example, there was a submarine that was literally just a sealed barrel with hand powered propellers and a drill to attach a bomb to British ships.
Yes but the turtle wasn't as successful in that it couldn't sink it's target.
Fun fact, the wrecks of the CSS Hunley and the ship it sank were both discovered by Clive Cussler - an avid car collector and author of several semifamous book series
I laughed way too hard at the bee lighting a cig, saying, "looks like someone's a little lost,"
Even funnier is that he lights the fucking filter and drags on the embers lol
“NOW SQUEEL LIKE A PIGGY”
Yeah, I almost broke, to make it funnier I say that it is a split.
Hahahahaha same XD
Now I know how to defeat my enemies using tactics that should be war crimes but mostly aren't. Thanks Bluejay.
Animal shields, suicide submarines and bees. Weapons to surpass metal gear
@@slaughterchainsaw nah, I'll use endangered animals as shields because I doubt soldiers of today would care otherwise. Also, release rabid bees into enemy camps. Don't have much for the submarines.
@@Raul_T Load 'em with explosives, slip into an enemy harbour and detonate.
the bees are definitely the war crime
It isnt a war crime if its the first time its done!
As a female I can confirm, that your tactic to lure more of us thru fashion worked.
(At least I found your channel through the weird history fashion video)
7:25 I could loop this all day.
7:54
"The Hunley sank for the last time"
Not to worry submarines can be drained and people can be replaced so there is still hope
Actually, I think I remember reading that they found it recently. I think the plan was to raise it and put it in the Smithsonian, but I don't know if it ever happened... I've been out of touch with the archeological field for too long now.
@@kyledavis4890 yes, it was raised a cleaned out of silt so it could be properly displayed
@@kyledavis4890
I think they're still desalinating it so it doesn't crumble from the massive corrosion it's suffered.
The Hunley wasn’t made from a boiler, boilers used lapped construction and standard rivets. The Hunley was constructed using butted seams with an internal doubler and countersunk rivets. This was done to reduce drag in the water, it was a reasonably well thought out vessel for the technology available.
aside from the suicidal bomb-on-a-spear method of attack...
@@sjs9698 Yeah, it's a classic case of "race with what you got" as the first self-propelled torpedo didn't come about until 1871 or thereabouts :D
A vehicle made by racist losers.
@@sjs9698 yea they miscalculated
Reasonably well thought out for a ship armed with high explosives at the end of a long stick.
"Looks like someone's a little lost" one of my best fav lines in this video
Here before the Roman Apologists
You know I thought it was a Dr. Bees reference when you said 'woefully unpopulated by bees. But I went something like ' nah why would he know about Dr. bees' Imagine my surprise when I saw you mention him later. I wonder how he died this time?
Probably machine gun fire
@@BlueJayYT Curse those metal bees and their entirely understandable immunity to Dr. Bees's bee-like charms.
A wise man was once asked "How long is an eternity?" He thought for a moment, before responding: Once, every BlueJay upload, a bird flies to the top of a 10 mile mountain and rubs it's plumage upon the mountain's peek. Only once the entire mountain has been worn down by this bird has an eternity elapsed.
damn thats deep
This is inaccurate, it really just, “once, every BlueJay upload, an eternity has passed.”
People say that's a hell of a long time, I say, that's a hell of a bird.
The mountain is also made of diamond.
@@Redbird-dh7mu And that bird? Doctor Who.
"the Indian troops raised the British flag over the German colony on African soil"💀
The Hunley is even funnier after the Titan debacle
The "Persian conversion excursion" made me laugh so hard
Pure Genius.
Tanga in Filipino means idiot, so the Battle of Tanga is pretty accurate for the British side. Also, it's pretty ironic that the machine gun used against the Brits was actually designed by Brits.
'Tanga' in German means 'G-String' (The Underwear).
I can't think of a way in which that may reflect on the Battle.
@@HauntedXXXPancake the Brits got their ass cheeks clapped, so there's that
lol
Calling it the: 'Slightly above average' war..
got me with that one
As a resident of Alabama, I am honored to have my state credited with the creation of the worlds first successful combat submarine.
Excellent video!
I can actually think of one earlier example of a "submarine" though, the USS Turtle, a submersible used by the United States in the Revolutionary War. Essentially, it was an insulated wooden barrel with a stick with a bomb on the end of it (similarly to the Hunley). The Turtle attempted several missions to sink British vessels on the Hudson River but was never successful.
That is very true! I remember learning about that from a TV show, Turn. Tis why I specified first 'successful' combat submarine!
@@BlueJayYT "successful" is pushing it a little
@@kiranclarke869 It sunk its target _and_ got a bunch of racists killed. Sounds successful enough to me.
@@BlueJayYT Turn was so good compared to how unknown it is worldwide
@@kiranclarke869 I mean it's a 1.0 KD for ships sunk with an unproven weapons system. Ignoring crew losses it was a pyrrhic victory
Honestly, the "perhaps it was just a desperate attempt to remedy a battlefield woefully underpopulated by bees" bit is 1, probably a brand new sentence, and 2, my favorite sentence I've heard today. Whoever did the writing on this is AWESOME!
Look up harry partridge. Doctor bees is a fantastic series.
12:44
“Polyaenus” was the best
Ha ha here's another BlueJay joke that aged like fine wine 5:47
Been looking for this kind of comment
Lmaaoo
I always love his wholesome family friendly videos
Sarcasm? Hilarious content but wholesome family is a bit ….. stretch 💁🏻♀️
I am instructor at the Navy’s Submarine School. I’ll be using your explanation of the CSS Hunley from now on when I teach Submarine History to the new sailors.
I wouldn't do that. He is actually wrong about many aspects of the Hunley and its evolution. Altough he is right about you can raise a sub and replace the crew. Most times. Given ideal conditions and a load of people and resources.
@@jamesg1968what about it is he wrong about? This is just from a cursory glance online, but everything seems to match up.
@@jamesg1968 Nothing he said was wrong.
"Slave loving land of traitors" new favorite channel
In the Battle of Kwajalein (WW2 Pacific), the Japanese did all sorts of weird things to try and thwart the American advance on the island. One that comes to mind with this video took place at night. The Japanese used palm fronds held out in front of them to try and disguise their counter attack into American lines. The Americans were absolutely baffled the Japanese thought this would work and cut them down in huge numbers. Another, more grim tactic was to use Korean slaves dressed in white to try and draw Americans to shoot and expose their positions in the dark night. One Japenese officer even tried to fight a flamethrower with a fire extinguisher. It didn't end well for the Japanese officer.
''The Indians popped off more lead than a Detroit suburb'' -BlueJay 2022
lady here! would love to see something between early edo period fashion, OR the most brutal ways to torture people through history! if you take that latter option, scaphism, the (probably not true) practice of forcefeeding people money and milk while theyre trapped between boats, then GIVING them the boats, and dumping them in a swamp to be horrifically devoured alive by insects would be an excellent addition.
@@CoochSmooch sometimes, the two are even connected! yippee!
@@CoochSmooch agreed
@@CoochSmooch i showed my friends this, and they still make fun of me with it. thanks!
Pick me much
interesting
As a female I love learning about crazy ways people died :)
That's like employing dozens of Jesus's lookalikes into the war against the crusaders
Seriously humiliating how the Hunley lost to a target that was incapable of fighting back
>Sinks enemy ship and kills 5 enemy sailors
>Loses submarine and entire crew
Mission Failed Successfully
@@justinsanchez3286
> approaches defenseless ship with boom stick
> hits it in the explosive-filled cargo section
> refuses to elaborate
>sinks
@@jj02mc27 truly an Chad u boot tactic
@@justinsanchez3286 “don’t blame me, there was no ‘return alive’ at the mission briefing”
Think it as the first american kamikaze submarine
I was invested into a series for 3 days and as soon as I seen “blue jay” I clicked it😂 he cracks me up
Hahaha thank you! What series did I beat out?
@@BlueJayYT Breaking Bad
@@BlueJayYT Better Call Saul for me
@@BlueJayYT Tks mantis (fallout lore creator)
It's short for BlueJason
History, satire, military history, vulgarities, and esoterc references make this my new favorite channel!
Okay but to think the Hunley was basically a primitive, unwitting kamikaze bomber, it done a pretty good job. It took out an entire naval vessel several miles off the coast in a single hit. If it was lowered to 1-2 crew members and consistently sank ships, as opposed to having full-on conflicts where an entire ship might fail to take down another, it'd probably be one of the more efficient tactics available for the time.
In 657 during the battle of Siffin, pages of Qu'ran were ripped and put in front of spears against Saint Ali and his army. This caused the winning side to immidiently stop fighting as to not destroy the pages of the holy book. Its very similar to the egyptian example you gave.
Coalition forces should've thought of that. Don't have to rip out the pages, just mount a bookshelf full of Qur'ans to the side of the Humvees and Land Rovers.
@@HellbirdIV paper is mightier than the IED
After Alexander The Great died, his mother Olympus and one of Alexander’s step mother’s raised armies to fight each other for political power. (I think the issue was about Alexander’s successor.) When the other army saw they were ordered to kill the women who gave birth to Alexander The Great, they threw down their weapons and changed sides.
Dan Carlin’s Hardcore History did a five hour podcast episode about it which was fascinating and perfect for the road trip I was on.
@@HellbirdIV lol
Never thought I’d be terrified of a bee lighting a cigar, taking a strong puff and then proceeding to tell me how lost I am.
Good news! I’m a lady and watched BECAUSE of the bonkers war tactics.
The massive failure at Tanga was apparently quite brutal. My favourite war documentary included accounts from soldiers that were actually there. Most of the forces were people that were basically forced into a conflict for land they didn’t own or live on and had 0 control over or even voting rights on. Add to that that it was mainly dense jungle that they were unfamiliar with, and it was a goddamn massacre. Just running blind through the brush while you hear your comrades screaming in agony all around you.
that sucjs,
As a girl who loves history, war-related videos on this channel are my absolute favourite
Hearing the opinion on Missouri as a Missourian made me think "how dare you" and "very true" at the same time. Definitely not the state for everyone with all of the bendy roads still good enough to make you car sick and weather that nobody seems to be capable of predicting.
We might have St Louis, but at least we don't have Chicago!
I love the idea that towing a mine was too dangerous so obviously the thing to do was put it on a long stick.
During world war II, an Italian fort was Captured by Charles Leclerc (French general), although they had almost no equipement, and only one canon... They moved it from place to place to make Italian believe they had plenty, so the Italians (Well equiped, and that was'nt exhausted by travelling though desert) surrender XD
lol
I don't come here just for the war tactics, i also, like most women, like that dancing bird. i would add a squeak or two tho.
edit: and thank you for not talking about that Egyptian crocodile dung face mask thing again. its a bummer.
The ending statement reminds me of a motto I imagined about my own interest in history that “history should be about how people lived, and not how they died. We all die the same way after all”
I wouldn't call dying to artillery fire and dying in your sleep the "same way"
I think there is a difference in dying to bees or to Persians swarming you with cats.
Bees. Always the bees.
ehh pretty much more important how people died or this war thing will haunt us forever
I lost it earrrllyyy on this one 🤣 "Persian Conversion Excursion" whatttttt 💀
The shade being thrown at the fucking South is phenomenal.
Jay took every opportunity to dunk on the Confederacy he could and I am here for it
🎵Away down south in the land of traitors! 🎵
Got to make sure certain folks know they aren't in good company cause of this one half ass achievement.
This channel has everything I love!
Birds, history explained with animations, and most importantly, a deep seeded hatred of the state i live in! Thank you youtube algorithm!
I wish more of my classmates saw these. Your videos are great
give me their addresses and I'll find them
@@BlueJayYT unfortunately for me, one of my classmates went to Missouri once :/
As of this year the Doritos Locos Taco from Taco Bell has lasted longer than the entirety of the Confederacy.
6:56 as a native of Columbus, Ohio I'll testify that everyone sounds just like that, I sound like that
Down in Ohio Swag like Ohio
Only in ohio💀
"I think you missed a golden opportunity with a CATapult."
Had me rolling!
Shutthefukup and grab the kittens!!! lmao!
🤣
@@brendaeli557 *GRAB THE FUCKING KITTENS PULVESIUS*
Getting attacked by bees while under MG fire got to sting.
Wow was not expecting that Missouri roast 😂
Blue jay: damn 90% men
Not enough
no more, please, I can't breath
Dude whatever your doing, somehow you'll suprise me everytime. All jokes hit and its always a uniqely fun experience to watch your videos. keep it going
And now, much like Blue still waiting for his dad to return, we wait for him. Tis a sad state.
Bro i forgot my daily conflict of nations login and ur sponsor reminded me
Awesome. Good to see another Missouri hater
I wonder if bluejay discussed ironclads in another video, very very interesting part of the civil war. The presubmarine, submarines. I loved the southern sailors yeehawing as they died btw, got a kick out of it.
7:14 I am replaying this and every time I am dying with laughter
HES BACKKKK
3:36 holy fuck you are hilarious
As a female I am interested in your topics
3:57 woah, dem Egyptians so scared they fled all the way to Tennessee
There's a town in Egypt called Memphis
@@carlaconnolly6038 I know, that was the Joke. Memphis, Tennessee
A content creator willing to identify a woeful lack of bees in his video deserves a sub
Persian Conversion Excursion that killed me
As someone from Columbus, Ohio I can confirm we do, in fact, talk like old-salt sailors from the 17th century
Got my like for all the jokes about the confederacy. Only Sherman is able to burn the south better than that.
A fact I just learned. He actually dramatically oversold the last confederate flag. It was a dishtowel. They surrendered with a dishtowel. Slap that on your pickup trucks ya sore losers.
Solid torching. Well done.
Get it? Get it?
Whatever.
Omg dude 🤣
"More lead in all directions than a Detroit suburb" caught me completely off guard and I love it
I live in Charleston and so the Hunley is pretty famous, and so I thought of submarine warfare I thought of both civil war and ww1 when you mentioned submarines lol.
BlueJay is like a more wholesome Sam O’Nella and I love it
"The bees did not believe in the magic of friendship. Only pain."
🤣
Seeing a bee light a cigarette and threaten a man. Did not realise I needed this.
If the Hunley hadn't sunk itself, General Sherman would've had to continue his March *into* the Sea!
i honestly wouldnt care if he was lying about every single thing id still watch this i havent laughed this hard in years!! XD