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*Gives birth to a girl*
Henry: *So you have chosen death*
Online Gladiator everyone gangsta til female toddler
Online Gladiator Then nearly forced his infant daughter to marry an inbred which ironically the British royal family are also inbred no offense to the British but your royal marriage are awkward.
*give birth to someone assigned female at birth
I would like this but it has 420 likes
@@rick-wh3ev Same
"Mary, we're all inbred!" He's not kidding, Henry was literally related to every single one of his wives. Not kidding. Look it up.
Holy s*it,you're right.
WTF
Yeah through their common ancestor King Edward 1st or Edward Longshanks, so not as bad as the Hapsburgs.
DAAAAAMMMMNNNNN
So I looked it up and......
*WHAT THE HELL*
1) Divorced: Catherine of Aragon
2) Beheaded: Anne Boleyn
3) Died: Jane Seymour
4) Divorced: Anne of Cleves
5) Beheaded: Catherine Howard
6) Survived: Catherine Parr
Sorry to correct you but it's Katherine with a K and not C sometimes spelled Katheryn
Sorry but it's Katherine Howard
@@ALLMETAL1970 Catherine of Aragon was one
She failed to give me a son.
@@derlesende I had to ask her for a divorce, that broke her poor heart of course
And tonight, we are liiiiivvvveeeee
The irony is: Henry VIII was so obsessed with having a male heir, he disregarded the fact that his daughter became one of the most famous Queens of England
I mean he was probably proud but his only son died early so he never got a chance to
What do you mean by "he disregarded the fact"? By the time she made onto the throne he had been long dead, how tf would he know?
@@miliket4tomHe saw from hell
... Because he was dead. That's kind of how heirs become rulers, remember?
Elizabeth I: the daughter of Henry VIII and the “hoar” Anne Boleyn. But Anne was no hoar
Why is no one to talking about king Henry’s poems?
“I love you dad
You are so pleasant
I’m so glad
I’m not a peasant”
Lmaoooo
Nice thumbnail
Nice
then the other one is just
"you son is dead
but it's ok
Im also your son
Hip-Hip Hooray!" 😂😂
King Henry was a savage😂
@@PeanutWithWiFiAccess really
Queen: I'm pregnant henry
Henry: is that a boy or execution?
in the dictator aladeen basically said that: “are you getting a boy or an abortion”
@@onepumpman6209 I bet that is where he got the idea from
Did you get that from the Dictator
Anima Cool “The dictator” reference.
Nervous queen sweating
There’s a book called the Dead Queens Club that’s about Henry VIII and his wives except it’s set in a modern day high school context. It’s fun to see how the author keeps the important historical events and translates them into complicated high school relationship dynamics.
high school relationships are complicated?
low stakes drama
@@RW77777777Yeah like what even??? Since when are high school relationships complicated?
@@calebhabegger5422 I could argue that all relationships are complicated
Sooo murder?
What’s the book called? I would love to read it
Anne Boleyn didn’t want Henry’s advances at first. You guys know those men who don’t give up or leave you alone? Yeah that was Henry. So how do you say no to someone who won’t give up and happens to be the king? …you don’t. But she did play it smart by demanding marriage rather than mistress which then ended VERY unfortunately for her.
Yeah demanding marriage that cause Catherine of Aragon to be cast aside
It actually took him 7 years
Fr. I’ve had that experience with those men as a girl
@@ladyalicent705 me too. I almost married one that wouldn’t give up. Thankfully I saw the light and got out of that relationship.
@@annamarie5014 You poor darling, I’m so glad you got out of that relationship. You deserve someone so much better than him 💕
"He is not the heir. Just a spare."
Lol! Sick burn for every younger royal sibling.
But then, HE WASNT
It’s the opposite for normal families :(
@@iamacatperson7226 CHAN CHAN plot twist
Thats not even an innaccurate description either. Its the rule of two: One is None. Two is one.
@John Boudreaux insult to ferdinand of Aragón his dad
King Henry’s wife: Looks at another male
King Henry: So it’s treason then.
It really do be like that
@@henryviii8918 How could you.
Henry VIII lol
@@henryviii8918 Hey Henry, Who was your favorite wife?
Lol
Man these wives need more recognition. They ye should make a musical or something out of it and name it the amount of wives there were, and give them iconic clothes and hairstyles, then make green sleeves the main motif for the starting and ending songs
THEY DID
Six the musical😁
ik@@user-nn5yp2ti3r
YOU CAN TELL THE FUTURE ,O.M.G
It might be crazy what I'm 'bout to say...
"Be mean. Love gluttony! *VIOLATE WIDOWS!"*
I can't help but grin every time
“The church will decide your fate”
Henry: “I am the church”
The Pope: "Not y e t."
It’s treason then...
@@elevenseven2354 AAAAUUUUUOOOOOHHHHHAAAA!!!!!!!!!
I am the 100th Like!
some people don't believe me but over simplified commented on my new video. im so happy
Henry's wife: doesn't produce a male heir
Henry: *so you have chosen death*
I was going to like but i saw the likes were at 420
TO THE GUILLOTINE!!!
You have chosen poorly
(and/or divorce)
Petelgeuse Romanee-Conti: Death!
(RE Zero anime reference)
Fun fact:
Anne Boleyn and Catherine Howard were close relatives. They were cousins.
Also after Henry VIII died, Catherine Parr married Jane Seymour's brother.
Also Anne of Cleves stayed friends with Henry after their divorce, and Henry had been sending her more money than she could possibly ever spend. The only women in court that were before her were his daughters and his wife. Gurl was living her life in a palace in Richmond.
Not only that, Henry VIII was related to all of his wives, all of them were his cousins.
The way the 2 that got beheaded were cousins 💀
@@RetroGameDays36I don't think that's true but ok💀
@@Quinn856 It is true, all of Henry VIII's wives had a common ancestor with him, that being King Edward I (which three of his wives, Anne Boleyn, Anne of Cleaves, Catherine Howard had in common with him) Jane Seymour was 5th cousins (Closest ancestor being Philippa of Clarence, being Edward I's great-great-granddaughter) with him, Catherine of Aragon and Catherine Parr were both 3rd and 4th cousins (Closest ancestor being John of Gaunt, being great-grandson of Edward I and Philippa of Clarence's uncle)
Catherine Howard and Anne Boleyn were also first cousins to one another like the op said.
@@RetroGameDays36 well I got that horribly wrong, sorry Im not too good with family trees🥲
Actually, it is believed that Anne of Cleves was NEVER ugly. Its actually said that when she was on her way to meet the king who sent her a portrait of himself (in the portrait henry was MUCH MUCH younger), so when she was on her way and staying somewhere for rest HENRY out of nowhere came and kissed her. He wasnt dressed in royal clothing and was surely older, not the henry anne had saw in the portrait. SO henry despised her for that fact
ANNE WAS NEVER UGLY
Yeah, Henry is also the only account we have of Anne being “ugly” and Henry is history’s most unreliable narrator
I think you have never dated via social media when on screen are very beautiful but when you meet the difference is 180 degrees
With the plus that Hans Holbein was a painter that made pictures of how the Model actually looked.
“CUT MY WIFE INTO PEICES, THIS IS MY LAST DIVORCE”
Henry, probably
EXECUTION!
NO BREATHING!
DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE POPE IS SAYING!
Thus comment I'd pure gold.
Pieces*
Henry: “I hate my wife.”
Advisor: “Lol which one.”
Henry: “Off with his head.”
Off with *her head.
Lol
@@mizuha-chan4145 he meant the advisor maybe
Advisor : *Surprised* *pikachu* *Face*
@@mizuha-chan4145 Why not both?
The autism makes me rewatch this every year and I’ve never regretted it
I watch this at least every month for some reason
Elizabeth literally took England from a European backwater to a global power... it's actually kind nuts how in school so much time devoted to Henry.
no body gives a shit stop trying to be special
Lol england was still a fledgling empire under Elizabeth. Spain and France and the Ottomans still held most of the power
Fun fact: anne of cleves wasnt even ugly.
Henry was interested in french literature at the time, where the handsome prince dresses as a peasant and the princess still falls in love with him. He tried pulling this move, and anne being rightfully disturbed, pushed him away. His ego was so bruised he attempted to put the blame on her.
Even then, henry admitted years later he should have married her.
Many don't know this about Henry VIII, but he's the original creator of r/niceguys
Well he did marry her but they were only married for 1 month
@@squiddoodles1026 6 months.
She also divorced him willfully, and that move gave her his suppport in the court in the next years.
i mean duhh anna would be disturbed she aint even from france
“Catherine of Aragon was ara-GONE and Anne Boleyn was IN.”
*I can’t tell you how much I appreciate these natural puns.*
Make like an Anne and CLEVE
As well as "Anne Boleyn was Anne Bole-OUT".
Its great
Anne BoleIN
So I found out that I am related to king Henry the 8th the one in this video and Marie antunuonnit I still can’t believe it
I just want to applaud the attention to detail in this video especially the great hall scene where anne boleyn and henry partied! It was designed by both Henry and Anne and this is an incredibly accurate representation of how it looked and still looks today!!
@tristanolton-uk7rd haha thank you, it’s very much the truth too xx
He wanted boys, but the two girls that he had were some of the most famous monarchs in history.
"I think it's your leg sir"
"No! It's Anne of Cleaves!"
The delivery of this line made me laugh way more than it should have
your pfp- yay
“She’s ugly!” “Off with his head”
Lol
Me too
Indeed
"Ew, he looks inbred"
"MARY! We're all inbred!"
I lost it.
Most of the world is inbred
I think
So did I
Mary, your mom's your aunt for god's sake
@@_.ana._. Mary:father, what the frick-
HEy, Big papa, my boy Henry wants to divorce his wife, any Chance??
Everyone in shock
Despite Henry VII’s tyranny and political maneuvering, he was an extremely loving husband to Elizabeth of York. Between the shock of Arthur’s sudden death and Elizabeth’s sudden death within a year of each other, he became extremely paranoid. Henry VIII’s desire for a loving marriage was inspired by his parents’ relationship.
6:05 Please stop rickrolling us Oversimplified.
If you do not know what King Henry VIII is singing,he is singing 'Never Gonna Give You Up'
Fun Fact:
Holbein was known for painting accurate portraits, so Anna's portrait would've been closer to what she actually looked like.
Henry actually dressed up as a peasant, barged in on her, and kissed her.
Anna, knowing nothing about Henry in the first place, was disgusted and confused.
Henry, who didn't like how she reacted, came up with the excuse of "She's just ugly" and let her live a fabulous life.
He actually wished he had kept his marriage with her later in life.
The "she's ugly" excuse had to be Henry's fragile ego talking after she reacted that way. Based on the portraits, Anne of Cleves was the most attractive out of all his wives imo
@@jadonlamey3931 True.
You, you said that I tricked ya
‘Cause I, I didn’t look like my profile picture
Too, too bad I don’t agree
So I’m gonna hang it up for everyone to see
And you can’t stop me
‘Cause
I’m the queen of the castle
Get down you dirty RASCAL
Get Down
I had to
@@a_gal.in.your.basement ANOTHER SIX FAN
@@a_gal.in.your.basement C’mon ladies, let’s get in reformation~
Is one of my favorite parts of that song
"Thomas not now can't you see i'm in mourning"
1 second later
"That one"
🤣🤣
18:33 I only see now he drew a historical accurate executioner's sword. Love the detail
Henry's wife: **doesn't produce a son**
*This enraged Henry, who punished his wife severely*
Henry : off with her head
Chop chop chop chop
Chhhhooooopppp
You did it
Doesn’t produce a son
Which one
Haha I remember that video
'Because of the wife killings?'
'Because of the wife killings'
Dude, uncool.
HitmanPike Dude...
I can’t. My gout is acting up
@@blobbles995 Your gout is acting up?
Who that king or the vid maker
get over it, it’s historical comedy
10:45 Henry the VIIIth and Francis the Ist had a friendly wrestling match during their encounter at the field of the Cloth of Gold. Basically, Henry got suplexed into submission by Francis, who was 2m tall and of gigantic size for the era.
Divorce,beheaded,die,divorce,beheaded,survived I'm Henry the 8 and I had six sorry wife's. Some might say I ruined theirs live
YES
Catherine of Aragon was one. She failed to give me a son.
@@ImAshleyFRi had to ask for a divorce that broke her poor heart of course
Young anne Boleyn she was two✌, had a daughter the best she could do, i said she flirted with some other man and off the chop went dear anne
Henry's wife: **accidentally do something wrong**
*This enraged Henry VIII who punished her severly*
Oh my days 😂😂😂
I knew this comment will be here
Indeed
Oh my god it’s not fucking funny any more
To the guillotine
Wife: (Gives birth to girl)
Henry: So you have chosen death... Literally...
Are you following me?
Your all over the internet
Where did your mustache go?
@@kurtscherzberg4968 yeah, i see this guy everywhere aswell!
@@feiruizu8665 this is someone else tho.
It's kinda funny because the male generically decides the sex of the baby. Because an egg can only carry an x chromosome, whereas a sperm cell can carry both an x and y chromosome (not at once). So it's all Henry's fault he didn't have a son.
It's all about a race to the egg… Shettles found sperm containing a Y chromosome were smaller, would swim faster and have a shorter life span than the sperm containing an X chromosome. Then it depends if she's ovulating at the moment or in a few days. Look up the Shettlers method
Anne Boleyn, Kathrine Howard, and Thomas Culpepper we’re all cousins. 19:49 Henry Married Jane Seymour literally 11 days after Anne Boleyn’s Execution. 22:40 Kathrine Howard was 19.
Unpopular Opinion: Anne of Cleve’s was the true survivor of Henry, as she was given quite the compensation for the divorce
I agree
@@th3_te37h_f41ry Same
Yea I mean she got a life of luxury to just not be queen I would take that in a heartbeat
I’m the queen of the castle...
@@omel9424 Get down your dirty rascal
Henry was married to *3* Catherines, *2* Annes and *1* Jane.
and a partridge in a pear tree
@@carmenpopescu1284 🤣🤣🤣 that's gold!!
@@carmenpopescu1284 y e s
Yeah I realize that when I first started doing research for the musical. That is so cool coincidental. I was just curious about the musical because I never watched it until a couple days ago.
@@carmenpopescu1284 You are a genius.
The fact that if Henry VIII just carried on being how he was when he was 18, then he might've been a better king than he actually was.
But that’s the problem!
People do change over time.
Maybe not as drastically but still!
Any objections?
Henry the eighth and his 6 wives,
A bit of a massacre, you shall find.
Catherine of Aragorn,
Brave and steel-willed,
Couldn't bear a son, so
was sent to the hills.
Anne Boleyn,
So fierce and strong
Charges of cheating
so her head was chopped off.
Jane Seymour,
The bearer of the son,
Complications of labour,
and soon she was done.
Anne of cleaves,
The bestest of the lot,
Henry found her ugly,
so her freedom was what she got.
Catherine Howard,
she was only a child,
Cheated on Henry,
so her life was on the line.
Catherine Parr,
the last of the six wives,
Outlived Henry
and continued her life.
So who was the worst,
you might sometimes wonder
it was Henry the eighth
a nightmare to ponder.
Dayum, you are good!
Beautiful poem
Wife: Has daughter
Henry: There's an ax for that.
Thats great 😂😂😂😂
LOL
Anne Boleyn was executed with a sword 👀
@@AH-be6bu I know this. It's a joke/not meant to be taken literally. Plus, technically "to give someone the ax" means to get rid of someone. So it still works.
@@SuperDevolution I know man, just felt like being picky ;) sorry about that.
Germany: go attack Africa
Italy: i can’t my gout is acting up
Perceived Italian incompetence was actually a false flag to ruin the German war effort as revenge for the sack of Rome.
I can't, my tank is acting up
some people don't believe me but over simplified commented on my new video. im so happy
Tank: My gout is acting up.
Bighead From roblox 2 millions views in 22 hours. Number one on trending. Been a fan since overslimpified ww1. I love to see how far y’all gotten
16:25 “Catherine of Aragon was Ara-gone”, deep words, man
Crazy stuff. How one stupid delusional man impacted the lives of hundreds of thousands of ordinary people. Fortunately we have come a long way since then. Fantastic storytelling!
“Henry’s reason wasn’t in the Bible, but in his pants” best line
Josh Knoxville wtf
Am I the only one who is a bit dissapointed that he made it on Henry VIII
Ali Nadeem huh
。
brah, nobody else in love with oversimplified's voice?
The best way to survive a tyrannical king: Be the executioner
He would then have made you to commit suicide for doing some sort of error in cutting down the head.
Robespierre
Or be a court jester
The best way to get killed by civilians
🗡
⬇️
👸🏻
Charles V was like that one friend who says he'll come over but never comes
Absolute queen puns i must say
"And just like that Catherine of Aragon was ara - gone and Anne Boleyn was Bol - in"
"And on May 19th 1536, Anne Boleyn was bol - out"
Don't forget 'make like an Anne and Cleave'
9:47 Not only is she a woman leading an army, she's also, pregnant, actually on the battlefield, AND she's wearing a full suit of armor, if that's not amazing, I dunno what is
I think the flying mecha pig is the awesome one
@@geochadinc.9471 yes
She’s literally an Amazonian at that point, if not in stature but in sheer determination in all that
@@crimsondynamo615 yes
@@CalifornianCuttlefish yes
Catherine of Aragon charging into battle wearing full armor while pregnant is the most badass thing I've ever heard
Except she didn’t.
@@lucyhurst2534 except she did
@@CooperGallen she didn’t physically fight in battle obviously but she did ride into battle in full armor while being pregnant.
@@CooperGallen yeah while Catherine riding into battle while pregnant is questionable, but the flying pigs is 100% real I wonder why modern people didn't take those pigs and use them to accelerate the human race
I agree
I’d really recommend Wolf Hall if you haven’t seen/read it. It really captures the magnetism and charisma of Henry
Fun fact: The execution for Anne Boleyn was a deceptive sort. He had hidden the sword he would execute her with in a hay bale next to the block. When she was in position, he secretly reached for it and shouted "Ho! Bring me my sword!" this caused her to turn her head in just the right direction so that it was a clean decapitation.
Henry: I want to divorce my wife.
Also Henry: you could make a religion out of this.
No don't.
lol wrong channel but good meme, i love bill wurtz
@@ACFTheNerd Henry: How bout I do anyway
Oversimplified was inspired by bill wurtz. It is in the WWI Oversimplifed description
The Sun is a deadly laser
Before I even watch this:
*Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived*
*Glad that's in my head instead of financial advice*
I know I learnt this in year 2 I'm in year 4
Hell yeahh!!!
Six!!!
learnt that from boyinaband
I learnt this over a decade ago WHY IS THIS STILL IN MY HEAD
Charles V wasn’t actually inbred. Yes, he had the Habsburg chin, but his parents (Joana of Castile and Philip von Habsburg) were not close relatives.
When OverSimplified is gone, we don't see him for as long as the 100 Years War.
BUT.
When he comes back, my god, he DELIVERS
"Mummy says it a strong chin for a strong boy!"
You had me dead
He is mama 's boy
@Dank Eagle Also, most of the Hapsburg family looked that way, what with the rampant incest and generations of inbreeding
Charles and big chin
@Dank Eagle it was called the hapsburg chin
blxckrxses OMG lol 😂😂😂😂 I died too at that part
"You see that lady baby? That's gonna be your wife"
What
"But father, i'm not even 3 years old yet"
*WHAT*
Meh I mean most childrens’ arranged marriages were arrange either when their born or when they were a young age in that time period soooo
420th like
Ah, the beautiful first words of a child:
S C R E W T H E P O P E
EWWWWWW
You’re surprised by this? Welcome to the medieval period.
Here 3 years after this video came out and its still one of the funniest and most educational videos ive seen relating to the tudors :)
Actually it's Henry who wanted to marry Catherine and not his father that wanted him to marry her. And you forget the other verse in the Bible where it says that if a man dies without children then the brother should marry the wife to continue his brother's line. Henry also conveniently overlooked that one
England 16th Century: “Screw you Pope we’re our own thing
UK 21st century: “Screw you Europe we’re our own thing”
Pretty sure they pressured the EU with the metal wing pig with lasers
He was like “I’m gonna make my own church, with divorce and beheadings. Actually, forget the church.”
BREXIT WAS STUPID
@@mithmoonwalker it really was
UK 26th century: "Screw you Earth we're our own thing"
"Ewe! He looks inbred!"
" MARY!!! *WE'RE ALL INBRED!* "
I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣
Sweet Home Alabama and I live there lol
70% of Asia is inbred! My grandparents are cousins.. I have millenials 2nd cousins from my dad's side that are married with their 1st cousins.. Their husbands fam of cousins all have same face features!
@@emyf9194 That's a lot of inbreeding.
@@emyf9194 dude the whole world is inbred what I going to do
One of the best oversimplified moments
In war: he’s Napoleon Bonaparte
In sex: he’s Louis XVI
Yo fax
Catherine of Aragon:Divorced
Anne Boleyn:Beheaded
Jane Seymour:Died
Anne of Cleves:Divorced
Katherine Howard:Died
Catherine Parr:Survived
Why is no one talking about the Poem Henry wrote for his dad LMAO:
Your son is dead,
But it's ok,
I'm also your son,
Hip-hip hooray
3:48
Lol 😆
He also wrote:
I love you dad
You are so pleasant
Im so glad
Im not a peasant
@@user-ow2cs7fb5l where
@@hannahquintua at the beginning of the vid
That's like an absolute middle finger to his brother, though I can't find any sources on how Henry and Arthur got along together
I love little Henry's poem:
"I love you dad
You are so pleasant.
I'm so glad,
I'm not a peasant."
2:20
And
"Your son is dead,
But it's okay.
I'm also your son,
Hip-hip hooray"
3:47
What does stillborn mean?
@@slametdinatadinata645 stillborn is a baby that is born dead
@@PeopleEatingGrandpas what is the cause of stillborn?
A stillbirth is the death of a baby in the womb after week 20 of the mother's pregnancy. The reasons go unexplained for 1/3 of cases. The other 2/3 may be caused by problems with the placenta or umbilical cord, high blood pressure, infections, birth defects, or poor lifestyle choices
I copied this from Google, hopefully it helps
I also adore these poems, and on my first read-through of these poems, I LAUGHED!
The amount of irony in this guy's life is fascinating.
Divorced😢
Beheaded😵
And😥
Died😭
Divorced🤭
Beheaded🤨
Survived😜
I’m the Henry VIII I had ✨six sorry wives✨
Some might say I ruined their lives😑
🎶🎶🎶🎶
Catherine Of Aragon was one☝️
She failed to give me a son👨👩👦
I had to ask her for a divorce🙎♂️🙍♀️
That broke her poor heart of course 🥺
Young Anne Boleyn was two✌️
Had a daughter the best she could do🙄
I said she flirted with some other man😠
And off for the chop went dear Anne😵
Lovely Jane Seymour was three3️⃣
The love of a life time for me 😢
She gave me a son😲
Little prince Ed🤩
Then poor old Jane went and dropped dead😞
Divorced😜
Beheaded😒
And 🤩
died😟
Divorced😙
Beheaded🥸
Survived🤨
I’m Henry the eight🤴
I had six sorry wives👰♀️
Some might say I ruined their lives🙅
Anne of Cleeves came at four✊
I fell for the portrait I saw😍
Then laid eyes on her face and cried 😢
“SHE IS A HORSE🐴🐴🦄🦄!”
I must have an another divorce 🙄
Catherine Howard was five🖐
A child of nineteen so alive 🤯
She flirted with some others🤬
No way to behave😶
The axe sent young Cath to her grave 🥺
Catherine Parr she was last..
By then my best days were past😧
I lay on my death bed 🛌
Aged just fifty-five😓
Lucky Catherine last stayed alive😬
I mean how unfair😒
*dies cutely🥰*
Divorced😎
Beheaded🤩
And😮
Died😦
Divorced😴
Beheaded😣
Survived😶🌫️
I’m Henry the eight 😬
I had six sorry wives😑
You could say I ruined their lives🥶
*Song*
“HoRrIbLe HiStOrIeS”
Henry's story is really ironic because his daughters, who he didn't pay much attention to, became the most famous monarchs, but his son Edward, who he probably paid a lot of attention to, was hardly an impressive monarch as he died early.
lmao
I mean, he did make the legal religious transition of England from Anti-Pope Catholics to Protestants. Or was that his regent?
He also traumatized his daughter and she was like nope so no one to carry the bloodline lmao
QE1 is the only badass Queen of England that ever walked the earth. Not even QE2 can top whatever Elizabeth I did for her country. There's a reason why her reign was called THE GOLDEN AGE.
he did make a bunch of grammar schools which now have the best academic rankings in England so ig he started something
This man is the literal term of being the hero and living long enough to see yourself turn into a villain.
Yup... Another Example was Napoleon Bonaparte
@@yeboxxxchannel2505 or benedict arnold
@@brain_wormm Who?
The fictional version is pretty much Paul Atreides in Dune and Dune Messiah
@@traceon3830 he was in the American revolution on the rebels side until he betrayed them and was gonna give up west point to the British
Toward the end of life, Henry became very somber, melancholy, and reflective. I guess no doubt how most of us pass our last hours, - that is, if we have an opportunity. Thinking about gradually losing another chance, to re-live past successes, or wishing that maybe he had done something differently, he I guess began to feel the full reality of how fragile and fleeting time-itself was, Henry wrote of time, " ... is of all losses the most irrecuperable, for it can never be redeemed for no manner price nor prayer ".
If you're wondering how the Church of England has a history of being so anti-divorce when it was literally formed so Henry could leave Catherine of Aragon, well, technically their marriage was ended in annulment. So, they didn't *technically* divorce in the eyes of the law, 'cause they weren't deemed *technically* married. And yes, it was the same story with Anne of Cleves.
How did I get here
“Divorce” “off with her head” “screw the pope”
@Chucho lol
Phak the pope
Nothing wrong there
Hooooooow did this happen?
"I'm not crying! It's just sometimes when I'm sad..WATER COMES OUT OF MY EYES!"
This is why six the musical is so important. The wife perspective is so underrated.
I love how he accused Anne Boleyn of incest, but completely ignored the fact that the entire royal bloodline was incest.
*Hmm yes, the floor here seems to be made out of floor*
To be fair incest in the medieval manner usually referred to brother-sister and parent-child
How royal can one truly be when they're just incests?
Not correct. They didn't consider 1st cousins to be incest,so they wouldn't have that as a "fact", and inbreeding was poorly understood.
@@kristiankepley5944 bigger fact, not much of the world actually has first cousins as incest even now,and where it is now,, its far more recent than anything to do with Medieval.
Elizabeth: Dad, what happened to mom?
Henry: Well you see, it all started when you weren’t a boy....
That is exactly what happened, but Mary told me instead of Father...
She would say mum not mom
@@avneshmanku2282 sorry for the mistake
at the start he's playing with ninja turtles!
Ouch that hurts more than me telling my dad I'm transgender
I used to think Henry being crazy was just part of the humour in the video, it turns out everything is true.
I think this guy is Caseohs ancestor
It all makes sense now
"Mummy says it's a strong chin for a strong boy!" This whole video is gold
Strong chin like my amazing physical appearance
Prognathism! European women love it
@@henryviii8918 omg it’s him lol
@@henryviii8918 what ever you think boy
I'm surprised no one mentioned Hamilton yet
ALEXANDER HAMILTON~ WE ARE WAITING IN THE WINGS FOR YOU
“Eww he looks inbreed...” “Mary, we’re all inbreed...” lmao 😂 i- can’t anymore 😂
i hate to be that person...*inbred is past tense, which is the what makes in that situation.
He was distantly related to all of his wives lol
Inbreeding there's a tax for that.
@@niceirishlad9466 this enraged his father who punished him severely
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"Honey!"
The app: "wanna save money?"
Henry's wives: "yes dear?"
Divorce beheaded and died, divorce beheaded survived, I'm Henry the 8th I six sorry wives some might say I ruined their lives.
Is nobody gonna talk about how Henry rickrolled us?
*I shalt nev’r giveth thee up,*
*I shalt nev’r alloweth thee down.*
Im literally looking to see if some did the whole song that way
6:05
**Never Gonna Give You Up intensifies**
People replied so people are talkin bout it
Wow the meme is just that old 😆
Who else thought he was going to say “whore” when mummy said horse?
Yep.
Ye
yep
omg yeahh
Yes
Divorced, beheaded and died
Divorced, beheaded, survived
I'm Henry the eighth, I had six sorry wives
Some might say I ruined their lives
Catherine of Aragon was one
She failed to give me a son
I had to ask her for a divorce
That broke her poor heart, of course
Young Anne Boleyn, she was two
Had a daughter, the best she could do
I said she flirted with some other man
And off for the chop went dear Anne
Lovely Jane Seymour was three
The love of a lifetime for me
She gave me a son, little Prince Ed
Then poor old Jane, went and dropped dead
Divorced, beheaded and died
Divorced, beheaded, survived
I'm Henry the eighth, I had six sorry wives
Some might say I ruined their lives
Anne of Cleves came at four
I fell for the portrait I saw
Then laid on her face and cried, "She's a horse!
I must have another divorce!"
Catherine Howard was five
A child of 19, so alive
She flirted with others, no way to behave
The axe sent young Cath to her grave
Catherine Parr, she was last
By then all my best days were past
I lay on my deathbed aged just 55
Lucky Catherine the last stayed alive
(I mean, how unfair!)
Divorced, beheaded and died
Divorced, beheaded, survived
I'm Henry the eighth, I had six sorry wives
You could say I ruined their lives
10:23 He almost snitched on himself
"Because of the wife killings?"
"Because of the wife killings"
*subscribe*
This is exactly when I hit the subscribe button.
Because of Obi-Wan?!
Ah yes this is made of youtube
You subscribed because of the wife killings
Same.
Imagine if gender reveal parties existed in that era, starring Henry and His Wives.
Everyone: "It's a girl!!"
Henry VIII: " *pst* Headsman? Yeah, you can go ahead and sharpen that axe after all..."
@@thestraydog lol
The Colour Blue stands for a Boy.
The Colour Pink stands for The WRATH OF THE HEADSMAN
@@YasarBashayreh the funny part about that is that when pastels were first used for infants, pink was the boy color and blue the girl....
@@emilywinslett8284 I didn't know that !
2:00 stolas helluva boss in less than 10 words
1:11 - The "I'm the supreme head of the church..." killed me. 😂
Fun fact: the Royal Asswiper was a very prestigious role, because the king trusted you in a moment of vulnerability.
Makes sense. You could very easily shove a concealed knife up the king's arse, so I'd imagine it takes trust.
😆😆😆
@@diamondsrubies1964
That's how I felt when I learned it.
Truly stranger than fiction.
The fact they had someone to wipe their ass makes me feel like I'm not as lazy as my mom says
I'm eating.
I like how oversimplified voices every character yet they still sound different somehow
I just realized that by now...
@@alessa9464 iiti,
@@alessa9464 fhhze is a great place for
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Marian Boshra uh
I'm not crying
It just sometimes when Im sad
* WATER COMES OUT OF MY EYES *
“Mummy says it’s a strong chin for a strong boy 😤💅”
Wow Henry's poem for his dad
LMFAOO
"I love you Dad,
You are so pleasant
I'm so glad
I'm not a peasant."
Another one:
Your son is dead,
But its ok,
Im also your son,
Hip Hip Hooray.
@@Enfix2509 Yeahh that was good too
That was in the video shredya
@@duckisquackingalot Yeah, that's the point, FuckIsQuackingAlot
@@miumiuwony who hurt you
So Henry basically descended all the way into being a villain-like king because of his explosive loins. Amazing.
"explosive loins"? sounds painful
Tbh he has family history: his maternal grandfather was Edward IV who was famous for his love of sex, food, and drinking and was a pretty tall guy who loved fighting just like Henry.
Never underestimate the power of boners.
And traumatic brain injury I think
Can’t say I condone the man’s actions, but as far as “historical villains” goes it’s as sympathetic of a motivation as it gets.
Sometimes, the thirst is so mighty you have no choice but to hornypost on main, often to dire consequences.
I do appreciate the domino effect of “Henry being down bad for Anne Boleyn” to “Brexit”. Most impactful blueballing case in history.