Slender Man - BAD MOVIES!
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Mark: Promises 2 weeks.
Me: See you again in July!
LMAO!!!!!! NAILED IT!!😂😂😂😂
So what you're really saying here is: Oh, bai Mark.
Ouch.
More like: See you next year 😂
lol
Thanks for sticking around after all this time and feel free to vote on my IG story for which video you want to see on Feb. 18!
Getting a video on my birthday
Oh hi Mark! So what's new with you?
I’m sure everyone will agree trading a short respite, for a schedule of 2 videos a month, is well worth it.
Glad to see you back with some bitching facial hair. Of course, coming from A guy with A bitching Go-t.
Welcome back!
In my experience, you usually summon internet demons in middle school with your siblings. By highschool everyone's busy smoking weed
Some of us preferred cigarettes.
And playing video games
Ha I wasn't smoking weed I was just busy drawing and painting as they took up the majority of my highschool career
I heard if you say Mark's name 3 times in the mirror he finally puts out a NEW VIDEO!!!😱
0/10 got my dick stuck in a microwave
But if you say Mark's three times backwards, it's: Skram, skram, skram! and you can get out of there!!
@@wildman2012 Well done lol, he's finally been pumping out the videos on the regular for awhile now. 👍
🤣🤣🤣
A schedule? Who are you and what have you done with Mark?
I am mark I am here.
@@captainyasopp154 .... Now
@@1BlackLamb This reference is quite the Fateful Findings
love mark, but he's talked about having scheduled releases several times; I'll believe it when i see it.
Yeah, he's said this before than ghosted for months so don't hold your breath.
My theory is that each Mark is just an imperfect clone that dies after a few days of life, that the real Mark continues to make in his basement, and the length between each video is how long it takes to incubate a new Mark, and his uploads have been inconsistent because he hasn't mastered the craft yet.
I have a similar theory about a friend of mine and his facial hair.
What review was that, that he was having that dream, about finding himself doing a review and being replaced?
John Anon Or, perhaps a *Doctor Cthulhu* ?
Creeeamy this plot reminds me of that movie “The Prestige “
Hello Space pokemon.
"Hallie, Katie, Chloe... WREN."
One of these things doesn't belong here.
You know who the final girl will be because hers is the only name not ending in an “ee” sound.
So sayeth the crappy horror movie gods!
@@sydneyslaughter7163 HERE HERE!!
2:29 I'm in high school and I never do this crap, Mark.
Then again, I'm 38, having failed the 11th grade for the seventeenth year in a row, and no one hangs out with me. Stupid kids.
You don't go up to them and say, "hello, fellow young people" do you?
Just tell them “I’m not a Narc, I love the marihuana”. And they will all want to be your friend.
Found the drummer.
Word Unheard your last name isn’t, by any chance, Archibald, is it? Lol
I went to a combination elementary-middle school with a guy who was held back at least twice, his last name was Archibald. I know he failed at least two times because he was in 8th grade with me - as well as the year before - and he drove to school. They gave him a parking space in the Staff Lot, which he promptly lost after doing doughnuts after school one day. I think he was trying to show off, since the Staff Lot was just a portion of the Bus Parking Lot. He still drove to school after that, but had to park at funeral home across the street for the rest of the year.
I always wondered what happened to him? After 8th grade graduation, I went on to high school and I don’t remember ever seeing him anymore...
100th like is mine
Insert obligatory “The Room” reference here
I did not hit her.
You're not my fucking mother!
I fed up with this world!
Hi doggy... you're my favorite customer... Thanks a lot, bye
You look like aaaa....baby face
Definitely looking forward to regular episodes of the all new "rugged fanboy." The beard looks sharp.
He should bring that gag with the drinking game again with that beard.
love mark, but he's talked about having scheduled releases several times; I'll believe it when i see it.
@@ajpimpsall yes indeed, I have to agree. However, I'm never ever disappointed with his videos and I can honestly say that none of my subscriptions can evoke the same sense of excitement amongst my kids and I when we see the notification.
Why can't I quit you, Mark?
@@ahlavato the same! He's literally my only patreon. I'm more than happy for him to take more of my money if it means more videos....i've just been burned before. And i can only get hurt so many times! heh
But the shiny lip gloss kinda confusing my feelings
2:57 Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls
YAAAAASSSSS.
Lmfao
Obviously Slenderman did the post production on the found footage stuff.
Holy shit.. tbh I forgot I subbed it’s been so long....
You’re not alone
Really? I’ve been rewatching some old vids occasionally to fill in the time waiting.
Same here.
Doctor Cthulhu I’ve already watched the back catalogue
OMG ME TOO
That old Slender Man game from back in the day was scarier than this shit.
Well its probably really hard to be scarier than that game.
... Why do you drive around all day? Do you do delivery or something? "I've come to deliver the deadpan humour you ordered, sir."
I thought he just couldnt figure out roundabouts ... and keeps driving from one to the other until gas is empty ...
Look kids......Big Ben.....
Teenage girls ruined Creepypasta for me years ago, so maybe this movie is actually satire.
Any time you see that Kissing Booth girl in ANY movie, it's gonna be bad. At 2022, check her roster out..
All bad movies.
Oh. hi Mark.
Ok, that was just baaaad, i have no excuse. Good to see you're back!
I loved it, 103 other people, too. Great reference gag that always works for this channel.
How's your sex life?
@@hey_itsmillie Maybe that's why it's taking him so long to upload new reviews. ;)
_youre teeeeeaaaring me apaaart lisa!_
I did NOT subscribe to this channel for regularly scheduled content, Mark!
Same 😁
@@raafmaat Seriously though? Where the hell has he been for the last 2 months? Does Mark not realize how much potential his CZcams channel has and how easily he can get up to 1 million subs if only he uploads more regularly? What a shame
@@AL-SH ofcourse this is 100% speculation but one of the typical traits for someone with a depression is to very suddenly fully abandon something without any visible reason, for example ignoring friends or quitting education.
@@raafmaat You're absolutely right about that, being down that dark road myself makes me remember every activity in life had become a difficult, long and worthless task. I sincerely hope that Mark is not suffering from depression and that his job that pays for his bills is the reason why we don't see him fully committed to his CZcams channel.
@@AL-SH speaking from experience, making these videos can be quite draining. First you have to watch the film, find the jokes, do the dialogue and edit it together. Next you have to try and think of something else to edit and review. On top of that, the risk of CZcams copyright strikes are always a downer.
Finally, the motivation to do so. When you work a full time job and tey to maintain a social life, these videos take alot out of you.
I feel that while the breaks kind of suck, I remember hes doing this for the fun of it above all else. He isnt making money off it so I leave him to make the videos as he pleases.
With that in mind, I am very much looking forward to his next video.
"I see you brought alcohol"
"Uhyeadatsjusdatsjusdatsjusforme"
😂😂😂
8:43 - I laughed so hard. You actually kind of look like a young Gary Oldman with a wig on, lol.
Hells yeah. Welcome back dude.
Rapt to see my name on your Patreon list too. Woohoo!
They said it couldn't be done, they said it was a myth. But it finally happened, we got regular schedule videos.
Don't jinx it!
Oh hi Mark!!!
But seriously, it's good to see you again !
Really like unwinding at the end of a long and tiring day with one of your videos. The wry observations about the movie in question are the best part.
Carry on, friend ! You make the world a better place !!
Every weekend I sit down with my friends and try to summon Creepy Pasta monsters. It a perfectly normal high school thing.
Don’t forget the vodka, essential for the ritual
Mark, yours is one of my favorite channels. Years from now, when you post your next video, I'm still gonna be subbed.
LOL
did you tho?
Are u still subbed?
@@danielzerich2179 I are be still subbed.
@@zenhaelcero8481 noice
Dragon sound!!!!!! Love the shirt. Miami Connection reference.
Not gonna lie, I was pretty stoked to see this pop up in my notifications. I was sad I couldn't watch it last night.
"Why not?"
"I can't... I have track!"
OMG, I seriously thought your skit was part of the movie. I was checking out the background looking for shapes.
Doctor Cthulhu I think it’s his Samurai Cop wig
Ivy The Twisted Yeah I think you’re absolutely right.
And no Mark, we do not summon mystical creatures, unless it's from my bong.
Your bong have occult symbols on it?
Great having you back, hope the time off was good too! I agree beard is looking good, New Year, new look!
Keep up the good work, we look forward to your new release schedule
This could’ve been interesting if there was no Slenderman. Kinda like in Smiley, where it was a bunch of killers dressed up as a fictional internet demon going around killing fools to keep the myth alive. This could’ve been kinda cool if Slenderman was a passive background character that just lurks in every frame but doesn’t actually do anything. He’s just sorta there, like air, but isn’t important.
that's actually what Slenderman usually does, he RARELY does anything, he just STANDS there. And watches. Most of the activeness comes from side effects of his presence, like people who encountered him and became his followers and start attacking people who gianed his attention. Slenderman's MYSTERIOUS.
@@sarafontanini7051 Yeah that's his thing, the webseries who were made around the time the character got popular all had him do that. Just stand there and haunts, his presence messes with how you perceive reality.
I don't think making the movie more like "Smiley" would fix it...
The Chis Hanson joke actually made me spit my soda out on my keyboard! Well played! Glad to have you back Mark and hope all is well. We have missed you!
Scrolled for this! It's sooooo good! 😂😂😂
Enjoying the Venom movies?
Taking A Bite of Romain Lettuce: The Movie
Just Making It Neil Breen should make that movie.
@@doctorthirteen5727 You would get Neil Breen on board for a horror movie if it was about making a deposit at a bank. Call it: Deposit
In it, Neil Breen plays the worlds best hacker who met the love of his life younger than 10. Something supernatural happens. He gets a check when he has spent his life using cash. His friends start acting weird and suggest that he starts a bank account. Being the worlds best moral person, he just can't see the flaws in his friends, so he trusts them and goes to the bank to start an account and deposit the check. His wife dies. He isn't sure if he is crazy or not. It turns out the supernatural thing that happened earlier was the spirit of an enlightened and evolved human from the future trying to warn him about using the bank. The enlightened evolved human from the future will be himself. The bank will use the money he deposited to fund everything evil that happens in the world. He discovers that the bank did this by using his superhacker abilities. He will tell everyone that the banks are evil, but no one will listen. The end.
The actual attack happened a block away from my home.Yikes. i took my 4 year old (at the time) to the park all the time that they originally planned the murder. To think that this was girls in my community frightened me a lot
I lived in Neenah when it happened. Caused quite a stir at my high school.
Which city did that happen in?
@@tleeg74 Appleton, Wisconsin
@@ladyofthesith1943 thanks
@@tleeg74 Waukesha Wisconsin
The bye bye man was way better , at least it has the bye bye dog 🐕
I don’t know. Slender man was at least a semi-popular meme once upon a time. It’s a very low bar though.
Slender Man was better......not by much
Your wit, sarcasm, and analysis make my day. Thank you!
Yay!! Your back!! Hell ya mark, we missed you!
Thanks for letting me know how to use a roundabout.
Bouncing around "Bad Movies", went from Miami Connection directly to this....nice shirt!
The problem with modern American horror films is that they are predominantly aimed at teens.
@Harjinder Saini - honest question: haven't horror films been aimed at teens for decades now? I wonder if it's more an issue that now they aim them at teens that they think are dullards.
Just got done jamming out to D.S.. Friends forever
One of the best episodes yet. Had me chuckling several times; may have cracked a rib. Love it!
Love that shirt. "AGAINST THE NINJA, WE ALL KNOW WHAT WE'RE FIGHTING FOR!"
Dude I walked off and came back during your "cameo" and legitimately thought it was the movie for a second. Nice acting bro
i haven't clicked on a new video that fast in a minute. friggin hooray. i've been needing a new episode of "the show"
Thank the great magnet you're back, CZcams kept trying to get me to watch Angry Jeff, Jeremy Cons and Chris Sucksman in your absence.
4:17 If I summon a Cyber Demon, might as well call the Doomguy
Could also hang out with Jonny Mnemonic.
If you think Slender Man is boring, you haven't seen "Open House" on Netflix!
OH MY GOD.....THE WORST SHIT EVER I GOT SO MAD WATCHING THAT MOVIE
@@southernbellereviews5920 haahahahah nothing ever happens in this movie and when something finally happens the credits starts rolling lmaao
Oh yeah! It's way more boring than most films! It's like one long first act and then a sudden climax without any proper resolution. It's so frustrating!
Holy buckets. My favorite youtube series is BACK, BAY BAY.
I had actually never watched Marble Hornets until about 3 years ago, and even as a mid-20-something who’d watched all flavors of horror films, the first season and a half of that webseries scared me more than anything I’d seen since I watched Psycho when I was 8.
Yay! He's back! I was afraid he had stopped making videos when I discovered his channel and no new uploads for months. I binged all of his bad movie videos in the meantime.
I've been watching you for many years Mark, you make some of the best content and I'm always looking forward to a new upload and looking back fondly on the old ones. Keep it up and thank you for everything
Glad you are back to posting videos. Your videos are good and I have been missing them. Can’t wait for the other ones.
I like the new video mark, my only complaint is the background music. I'd rather you stick with the older one
Yes agreed
I would love to stick with the old music but some of my videos got hit with copyright because of it :( so I'm trying some new options
@@FanboyFlicks Keep up the great work Mark.
@@FanboyFlicks that's understandable
What I'd do is look up "elevator music" on like CZcams or something
I mean the music wasnt horrible, it was just slightly distracting with like the piano in the background
Welcome back. Miss the old music but do what you need to do
I love your vids, I don't mind that you take breaks, just happy we get what we get. Thanks for the effort you put into it.
Welcome back Mark! I have been looking forward to Feb 4th ever since I saw your announcement on Facebook. Great video and I can't wait for the next one. Lots of love from Ireland.🇮🇪
Next video: "I actually said every 2 months."
Glad I got on Instagram this morning! Unlisted gem right here!
OMG!! YAY!! I'm SO excited! I just binge-watched all your videos a few weeks ago and I was worried you weren't going to make any more. I am so freaking happy right now!
Thanks Mark!! I have been going through FanboyFlicks withdrawal and need some great laughs. So happy you are back!!
guess who back back. back again again. Good to see you, Mark.
Mark theme needs to be (Welcome back Kotter)
@@kenrickeason true
I missed you!! I love your channel. Thought you went to Hollywood.
Psst - It appears he put on lip gloss at 9:41, and it looks fuckin' fabulous!
i’m so glad i’ve found your channel. now i finally have something to binge watch the whole weekend 😍
I really like your new background music. It goes well w/you... coming back(for lack of better words). Please keep making videos.
Glad you’re back
08:44 the actress in this other movie is incredible.
How is this comment 20 HOURS AGO?
@@mastershake7968
Patreons get to see the video early
Certainly more disturbing than Slenderman ...
She’s got purdy lips
I’m glad you are back! Love these videos and look forward to your future releases!
Rocking the beard nice man. I was excited to be able to sit down and enjoy your video I love love love your content and I do hope you start posting regularly however if not guess what I’ll wait a year and I’ll still watch it. This concept is great and you so it so much better than anyone else keep up the good work. Peace out.
I miss the old music.
Me too :-(
@@wfTitus Not trying to sound entitled,but it's a little distracting.
Would reeeeeeeeeeeally like to see it reappear. It's surprisingly a big reason for why I absolutely love this show.
please go back to the old background muisc
Yay! Your finally back! One of my favorite series on CZcams :)
12:53 you're welcome.
Shit got kinda real at the end there.
💜💙💜💙💜 YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!! I'm *totally* addicted to your vids and been severely jonesing for a fix!! 😵 💜💙💜💙
Oh, Hi Mark!
Yay! I'm so thrilled to hear that I'll be seeing regular videos from your channel! I was starting to get worried since it's been a while since your last video!
Hell yeah! New episode! I was so stoked to see this on my feed!
As terrible as all the urban legend/creepypasta movies have been, it kind of makes me glad they haven't made an SCP Foundation movie yet.
Hmmm .... ah .... yeah, what a stupid idea..... “runs off to secure rights“ ....
That could be done really well though. Imagine Guillermo Del Toro or James Wan doing an atmospheric SCP containment movie.
Adiaha Alexander but what are the chances of that actually happening though?
@@stang9806 😫😭 let me dream!!! 😭
@All hail the dear leader Same
2:32 No. Most of us just do our homework and occasionally hang with out with our friends after school, but not always. Yeah, high school life isn’t as exciting as this movie is trying to make it. 😂
Christian Paystrup thats sad
So glad you’re back! Love the videos!
Absolutely creasing at the Chris Hansen part! Good to have you back and can't wait for your next vids :) x
Whoa!!!!! Look at you and the beard!!!!👍👍👍
His voice sounds different too.
You should do Robin Hood
2018!!
So happy you’re back! So excited for what you’ll bring in 2019~
Just discovered this channel. Really really enjoying these. Binge watching time!
canadian boy is back, long over due
It has been 23 years ......
You should have ads on these! You were what I watched all Christmas Day! Thank you!
Mark's back! And he's wearing a Dragon Sound T-shirt! And he has new background music! And a beard! And an upload schedule!
Man I'm so happy right now. Good to see you back!
DAT FACIAL HAIR
Why do all badass people have beards
Because beards are badass,
Andy Mann damn you’re totally right about that
cause they're too busy being badass to shave?
because they're too lazy to groom or clean their room
I have a broken leg right now and it genuinely cheered me up so much when you said that you'll be posting every two weeks now. Can't wait to see all the new videos!
Glad to see you back and looking forward to regular videos. Just don't overwork yourself
I'm grown as hell and I still won't say Candyman in the mirror 5x lol.
Its 1992 Horror movie...
Having only watched "To catch a Predator" clips just recently on CZcams, I loved that bit :')
It's great to see you back, great video and cheers from Brazil
Yes! Mark is back... and on a schedule! So nice to see new content from you, again! Cheers!
You related to Zoran The Bear by chance?
I seem to remember that many scenes from the trailer(s), were not in the actual movie. 2spooky I guess
They took out anything with actual physical violence because of the real life stabbing.
Oh O:
Dude please dude birdbox.. everyone raved about it.. but I thought it was absolute trash..
It definitely didn't live up to the hype
Bird Box was garbage. Society's expectations of entertainment have fallen so low.
It was so bad
I hope mark sees this
So was polar
Woooooooot! I’ve been hoping for regular releases from you guys for years. Congratulations on finally getting there.
Great to see you back. I really needed a laugh today.