How they never noticed this weird stigmata shit before is beyond my comprehension. If I had a twin, she would constantly have unexplainable strains and bruises because I'm just clumsy like that. Also, after the 50th weird spontaneous bruise/cut/burn/fracture I would probably start to question things as well, because, and don't be shocked about want I'm about to say, these things don't happen on their own! Also, I had Lasik Surgery in both eyes so... If my my twin didn't have myopia did I accidentally screwed her vision? What about the time I got my four wisdom teeth pulled out with tools because they were impacted. Must have hurt as hell! Oh, and that time were I dropped a knife on my foot, she must have gone crazy when blood pissed everywhere! Sorry, I'm kinda taken aback about what that movie was about: I knew about it but I couldn't have imagined how truly stupid it was.
@@anikmonette2140 Sometimes I wake up with small cuts on my hands or arms and I don't remember how I got them. Maybe I was touching something sharp, didn't notice and went to sleep. :)
@@vdochev Oh, definitely. Once I woke up after I threw myself out of the bed and landed onto my butt... I was dreaming about going to the public pool and wanted to do a huge cannonball. XD
There are few people in this world I pity as much as Lindsley Lohan. Just look what she has done with her life and lips and eyes, and face, and just body overall. Especially her once beautiful red hair.
@@Greendalewitch She used to be so beautiful. People forget sometimes that she is a very talented actor. She hasn't done a good movie since Mean Girls. She really has fallen hard.
@@Greendalewitch some people forget what got them there in the first place.. in Lindsey case It was Lindsey natural beauty and her acting abilities but she tainted her beauty and AT TIMES doesn't try in acting anymore..
Her acting was actually SUPERB in this this was one of those torture porn movies that was actually believable and disturbing cause of her screams . I feel like she may have over done the bad girl trope a bit when she plays the stripper scenes BUT she did the dancing so well . It’s a polarizing movie lol I loved her in it I hated the plot . I kind of love the imagery
@@johnathanjoseph2388 movie never made any sense to me. I know that's the fun and the joke is that their parents are so negligent that they'd make that mistake but even if you were dealing with an exact clone of a loved one your psyche should be able to pick out the differences. I guess i was a very weird picky child who was into psychological realism at the age of 10 because i didn't enjoy the film for that reason. 😂😂😂 edit: also yes i'm way late hello from the cursed year 202X.
Oh, I'd like that a lot. The movie itself seems visually interesting it's just that it's aggressively stupid! It's as if the writer had a really bad dream, sleepily wrote the most vivid details of his nightmare, never gave it a second read to see if it's coherent, then used his dream journal as a script for this movie...
The meaning of the colors red and blue is pretty straightforward. Red is associated with one twin and blue with the other. It is easy to miss this on first viewing when you're not aware for most of the movie that there are two girls, but if you rewatch it with this in mind, it's pretty clear.
The meaning of the red and blue tints and colored articles was one of the few things my wife and I both spotted, but mostly everything else had us asking "what are (the director and writer) trying to accomplish with (whatever trope popped up )?" One example that actually frustrated me: Maybe missed it during my only attempt to view this flick, but I don't get why "Dakota" would have a reasonable interest to "solve the murder of Aubrey". Why does she think Aubrey is dead if she survived after literally LOSING a few of her extremities? I get it, We the audience could see it from early in the film, but things like that shouldn't have occurred in the characters' minds! It pushed the lines of plausibility. And if Dakota's fingers and leg just fell off (!) why is she convinced someone amputated Aubrey's? And Why Go To The Classmate's Home In An Attempt To Solve Murders(?) If Aubrey Herself Wasn't Involved And Why Do The Cases Seem Related In Audrey's Mind! I thought only the audience could see how everything meshed together! Forget this. I'm losing my marbles attempting to make sense of this nonsense. My bad. Sorry. Bye. I'll just let myself out.
0:55 I swear I thought that head was superimposed or photoshopped onto her body... it just just stands out awkwardly. It could be the color filters, but it’s weird.
@@SunBunz In it's defense I saw worse. Much, MUCH worse! The Left Behind cover is uglier in every way possible, and since I was scarred by Jack and Jill and White Chicks I didn't want to even touch this one(spoilers: I did try to watch it and it's really boring)
I think this closeup shot had the face a bit out of focus, so they decided "we'll just fix it in post!" you can see the hair is out of focus but the face is sharp, so i think they just superimposed the face from another take LOL
Just watched this movie the other night. What I still can't wrap my head around is when they're interrogating Dakota. "The man who cut you." "We gotta find the guy who cut you." "The guy who cut you is still out there." She's missing an arm and a leg. I think he did more than cut her, guys.
Yeeeup. In the long long ago, Lindsay Lohan was America's darling, having both hit acting roles and pop songs. Then meth happened. $10 million box office on a $20 million budget.
@@RAC00NFANGIRL To be fair I'd probably do a bump with her, never tried that. And I'd bet her war stories could top mine. God damn that would be a great urbex episode, getting into trouble in abandoned warehouses with her.
I highly recommend that everyone watch this movie ironically. This video doesn't cover half of the insanity and bizarre stylistic / screenwriting choices.
He didn't really get into the different genres. Like were there comedic scenes? Or action scenes or something? What genres did it cross? Or did it just not have a point?
Or he could steal her computer, give it to Neil Breen to use in one of his movies. That could actually be very appropriate. 😉😂 Anyways, thank you, loved this review. Not seen the movie, but your review made me laugh.
Everytime I google the beef in these movies it always turns out the guy was a porn actor. ....then I end up watching a completely different kind of movie.
It was obvious the killer was the music teacher too, I called it in the beginning, they never really hid who the killer was. It was pretty obvious. That’s not the interesting premise of the story, her figuring it out is what was fun.
A little tip: If a finger is severed, get two zip-lock sandwich bags, fill one with ice, put the finger in the other keeping your hands as close to the fingernails end (not the severed end) as possible and then put the finger bag (sealed) into the ice bag and seal it. Put the name of the person in marker on the assembled package and take both victim and bag to the emergency room. They should be able to reattach the finger if you get there quick enough. Talk to any paramedic, doctor or nurse to challenge me.
At 6:42 when she’s reading the computer monitor, there’s a typo. Yea, I read it. There’s a “she” instead of a “the” in the last sentence of the second paragraph. And yes, I hate myself. So...
I remember renting this movie from Blockbuster years ago! It was a good BAD movie! I, too, admired at the choreography in the striptease sequence. Lindsay would be awesome in Neil Breen's next film - as his long-lost childhood sweetheart, of course.
Great video, Mark! Even after watching it, it took me quite a while to understand the plot of that movie LOL. And yes, the strip tease scene was probably the best part. Buying the baby skit was hilarious, as well as "guessing the prime suspect" scene. I actually think the stigmatic twins angle could make for an interesting movie, if done properly. And I like your "Manos" T-shirt! Keep up the great work. Would you consider reviewing "The Ninth Gate" next, please?
Mark, your line delivery at 8:55 caught me so funny, I howled. Thank you for this review! Remember seeing it on dvd when it came out, I was probably 13 or so. Knew it was absolutely ridiculous.
I can not begin to express how much I appreciate the consistency of these releases as of late!!! I know you said you would be dropping a video every other week but truthfully, I didn't believe you... So thank you, thank you, thank you!!!
I miss the moving through space background lol. However I'd give it up forever as long I can have new content every week like you've been cranking out. I love this channel man so underrated.
ah man, I'm so excited. nobody ever talks about this mess of a movie and it's like it never existed (which is fair), so to have one of my favourite channels discuss it is such a treat tbh. only thing that would've made it better is if it were a bit longer!
Same here. I vaguely remember this being advertised back in 2007 so last year I got a quick DVD rip of this and was completely floored. To me, this is the best kind of bad movie.
You know what's equally as crazy and random as this movie? The frequency, or infrequency, of the content uploaded to this awesome channel. LOL WTH, Mark?
This is my fave movie ever, its actually very misunderstood, criminally underrated!! Its Lindsay Lohans masterpeice really, she really embodies the role of a bad girl trapped in the nice life of a good girl, who looks just like her!!!! So artistic!!! Lindsays acting!!! The man who played her father in it was INCREADIBLE!!! It was a tour de force of impressive acting performances and truly STUNNING direction. 😍😍😍
Holy wow! I thought I dreamed this movie! Thank you, Mark! Lol! Also, *thank you* for that bit about her visions being in the third person instead of the first. I hate when movies do that!
Every time you say you are gonna do more videos, i get excited. And every time you dont, i'm not surprised. But I always come crawling back to your videos. You have me Mark, hook line and sinker
I taught piano for many years. While I would often ask my students to practice more, I found the whole idea of chopping off hands counter productive. I am fond of the colour blue, though.
5:16 "Are you going to go to the emergency room?" "Hospitals are for rich people. I'll be ok." You know, as shitty as this movie is, I actually felt that. America's health care system hard at work!
5:20 I would point out that Hospitals treat everyone, not only the rich, but since this is America we are talking about, I understand perfectly why you won't go to a hospital.
i genuinly wonder what happened, he was all happy in the video stating he was gonna do the new schedule, then within 2 months he's already given up on it lol
raafmaat yeah that’s a habit of his. He hasn’t posted anything anywhere since March 17th. That’s literally the least he could do. No ones gonna be mad at him we just want to know what’s going on.
I actually used to have a laptop with a fucked up space bar that malfunctioned every other word. You're right, that shit was driving me insane, and i stopped writing anything half serious and long until i got something else to write with.
The last movie I watched that Lohan had a part in was Machete. As soon as I saw her role in that film I said rather loudly, "Well, that's appropriate ..." Much laughter ensued. This movie sounds even worse that the trailers made it look, and that took some effort.
So...if one twin's limbs are cut off, the other twin's fall off. If I shaved my legs, would my twin not have to bother?
If I knew my twin was on a date, I'd furiously masturbate at home to embarrass him... I'm evil
Andrew The CZcams Noob You’re terrible, lol
How they never noticed this weird stigmata shit before is beyond my comprehension. If I had a twin, she would constantly have unexplainable strains and bruises because I'm just clumsy like that. Also, after the 50th weird spontaneous bruise/cut/burn/fracture I would probably start to question things as well, because, and don't be shocked about want I'm about to say, these things don't happen on their own!
Also, I had Lasik Surgery in both eyes so... If my my twin didn't have myopia did I accidentally screwed her vision? What about the time I got my four wisdom teeth pulled out with tools because they were impacted. Must have hurt as hell! Oh, and that time were I dropped a knife on my foot, she must have gone crazy when blood pissed everywhere!
Sorry, I'm kinda taken aback about what that movie was about: I knew about it but I couldn't have imagined how truly stupid it was.
@@anikmonette2140 Sometimes I wake up with small cuts on my hands or arms and I don't remember how I got them. Maybe I was touching something sharp, didn't notice and went to sleep. :)
@@vdochev Oh, definitely. Once I woke up after I threw myself out of the bed and landed onto my butt...
I was dreaming about going to the public pool and wanted to do a huge cannonball. XD
Mark....you have a blue background. *gasp* Maybe you are the murderer ! ! !
Damn, you beat me to it!!! lol.! Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
You murdered this film, fer sher
LOL And I didn't notice so I'm ashamed!!!
Who did the sound track for the movie? The blue man group?
Aaaaahhhhhhh haaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... 👉👉
I Know Who Killed -Me- My Career
*Spoiler*
It was Lindsay Lohan
There are few people in this world I pity as much as Lindsley Lohan. Just look what she has done with her life and lips and eyes, and face, and just body overall. Especially her once beautiful red hair.
@@Greendalewitch
She used to be so beautiful. People forget sometimes that she is a very talented actor. She hasn't done a good movie since Mean Girls. She really has fallen hard.
@@nitrosherbert888
I'm not sure that I understand the question.
@@Greendalewitch some people forget what got them there in the first place.. in Lindsey case It was Lindsey natural beauty and her acting abilities but she tainted her beauty and AT TIMES doesn't try in acting anymore..
Bahahahahahahahahahahah!!! XD
Some of Lindsay's finest work here. I like how she branched off of her usual roles and decided to play a set of twins separated at birth.
This is so funny 😭😭 I hope you’re being sarcastic because we all know and love The Parent Trap😭😭
@@johnathanjoseph2388 Can't be because in the parent trap it wasn't at birth it was a few months after birth...
@@classicstorm too literal.
Her acting was actually SUPERB in this this was one of those torture porn movies that was actually believable and disturbing cause of her screams . I feel like she may have over done the bad girl trope a bit when she plays the stripper scenes BUT she did the dancing so well . It’s a polarizing movie lol I loved her in it I hated the plot . I kind of love the imagery
@@johnathanjoseph2388 movie never made any sense to me. I know that's the fun and the joke is that their parents are so negligent that they'd make that mistake but even if you were dealing with an exact clone of a loved one your psyche should be able to pick out the differences. I guess i was a very weird picky child who was into psychological realism at the age of 10 because i didn't enjoy the film for that reason. 😂😂😂 edit: also yes i'm way late hello from the cursed year 202X.
The sad thing is that I could see this working on the hands of a more competent writer and director.
Yup
@@MoonBeamLaser It reminds me a bit of your average giallo plot.
M night shyamalan
Oh, I'd like that a lot. The movie itself seems visually interesting it's just that it's aggressively stupid! It's as if the writer had a really bad dream, sleepily wrote the most vivid details of his nightmare, never gave it a second read to see if it's coherent, then used his dream journal as a script for this movie...
David Lynch perhaps?
The sky is blue. Maybe it killed her.
My balls are blue... It definitely killed her.
Jaden Smith would defend it
Because aint got nobody to listen
To listen to listen
The cops, they're blue too. 🤔💡Omg it's them!
This poor man had to watch this dumb movie can we get a like for the selfless sacrifice.
Tbf he enjoyed the striptease
When I feel depressed about the world, I'll remember this man, who selflessly devoted his life, to this dumbass movie
Mrs Jacob Seed lol true by free ice cream after getting stabbed still means you got stabbed
@@ChaosStar16 😂😂 true
nah, he's a sado he likes torturing himself
"I appreciate the showman-ship." Classy as always.
The meaning of the colors red and blue is pretty straightforward. Red is associated with one twin and blue with the other. It is easy to miss this on first viewing when you're not aware for most of the movie that there are two girls, but if you rewatch it with this in mind, it's pretty clear.
The meaning of the red and blue tints and colored articles was one of the few things my wife and I both spotted, but mostly everything else had us asking "what are (the director and writer) trying to accomplish with (whatever trope popped up )?" One example that actually frustrated me:
Maybe missed it during my only attempt to view this flick, but I don't get why "Dakota" would have a reasonable interest to "solve the murder of Aubrey". Why does she think Aubrey is dead if she survived after literally LOSING a few of her extremities? I get it, We the audience could see it from early in the film, but things like that shouldn't have occurred in the characters' minds! It pushed the lines of plausibility. And if Dakota's fingers and leg just fell off (!) why is she convinced someone amputated Aubrey's? And Why Go To The Classmate's Home In An Attempt To Solve Murders(?) If Aubrey Herself Wasn't Involved And Why Do The Cases Seem Related In Audrey's Mind! I thought only the audience could see how everything meshed together!
Forget this. I'm losing my marbles attempting to make sense of this nonsense. My bad. Sorry. Bye. I'll just let myself out.
Crips and bloods, she always wanted to join both but wasn't allowed so...
I gathered that after watching him be extra before I came across this bc how else is that gonna make sense
0:55 I swear I thought that head was superimposed or photoshopped onto her body... it just just stands out awkwardly.
It could be the color filters, but it’s weird.
Quiet Time Gaming it does look photoshopped!
@@SunBunz In it's defense I saw worse. Much, MUCH worse!
The Left Behind cover is uglier in every way possible, and since I was scarred by Jack and Jill and White Chicks I didn't want to even touch this one(spoilers: I did try to watch it and it's really boring)
I think this closeup shot had the face a bit out of focus, so they decided "we'll just fix it in post!"
you can see the hair is out of focus but the face is sharp, so i think they just superimposed the face from another take LOL
I thought the same thing!! And am glad I’m not the only one who caught that
The trivia on imdb said that the director would use body doubles and replace her face in post for days Lohan wasn't on set because of "legal reasons."
Just watched this movie the other night. What I still can't wrap my head around is when they're interrogating Dakota. "The man who cut you." "We gotta find the guy who cut you." "The guy who cut you is still out there." She's missing an arm and a leg. I think he did more than cut her, guys.
That crack about her leg running low on power got me
Ikr 😥😥 so intense!!!
And here I thought The Parent Trap was Lindsey Lohan's best movie where she plays a set of twins!!1!1
Her *best* movie where that happened?
It still is.
Lindsey LAYhan….T&A ,if that's your thing
Lohan's best movie is Georgia Rule.
Plot twist: this is a sequel to parent trap
I bet the guy who made this thought all the blue stuff was genius symbolism
It is!!!🤬😡🤬😡🤬
the robot hand looks kinda silly with the rubber skin on it.
"I know who killed me." Was it the box office?
Yeeeup. In the long long ago, Lindsay Lohan was America's darling, having both hit acting roles and pop songs. Then meth happened.
$10 million box office on a $20 million budget.
Turtleproof now she’s a cocaine addicted!
Yeapa
@@RAC00NFANGIRL To be fair I'd probably do a bump with her, never tried that. And I'd bet her war stories could top mine. God damn that would be a great urbex episode, getting into trouble in abandoned warehouses with her.
@@Turtleproof now she homeless and loosing all her money!
I highly recommend that everyone watch this movie ironically. This video doesn't cover half of the insanity and bizarre stylistic / screenwriting choices.
He didn't really get into the different genres. Like were there comedic scenes? Or action scenes or something? What genres did it cross? Or did it just not have a point?
Exactly how does one "watch a movie ironically"?
the movie had potential but was badly executed.
@Simon you watch it while blindfolded. Thats kind of ironic
@@TallSilentGuy as in this video prob
Loving the Manos t-shirt!
Same! I need that t-shirt.
I'm getting distracted constantly by that "manos" t-shirt
"Your leg is running low on power"😂😂😂
Or he could steal her computer, give it to Neil Breen to use in one of his movies. That could actually be very appropriate. 😉😂 Anyways, thank you, loved this review. Not seen the movie, but your review made me laugh.
I hope they played the song blue (da ba dee) by Eiffel 65...that would be cool
No but the song they use for the sex scene is fucking GOLD look it up.
Then I might watch it. 😂👏
That is your best shirt since "Call it Friend-O". But unfortunately The Master would not approve...
Papa Smurf killed her!
Lolol
Wasn't he originally in comics?
No Hilary Duff did
Did that land-scaper have scorpions on his nipples?
Yes
What do these words mean???
Is it symbolic?
@@vdochev I'm gonna say something stupid...Scorpio? the zodiac that is known to be sexual??? 😂 i don't know!!!!!
Everytime I google the beef in these movies it always turns out the guy was a porn actor.
....then I end up watching a completely different kind of movie.
Yesss. My Friday night of paper grading just got slightly less pathetic! ;)
Can I borrow you Delorean?
Lone Cycle congrats!
It was obvious the killer was the music teacher too, I called it in the beginning, they never really hid who the killer was. It was pretty obvious. That’s not the interesting premise of the story, her figuring it out is what was fun.
A little tip: If a finger is severed, get two zip-lock sandwich bags, fill one with ice, put the finger in the other keeping your hands as close to the fingernails end (not the severed end) as possible and then put the finger bag (sealed) into the ice bag and seal it. Put the name of the person in marker on the assembled package and take both victim and bag to the emergency room. They should be able to reattach the finger if you get there quick enough. Talk to any paramedic, doctor or nurse to challenge me.
6:39 Aubrey's writing reads like wattpad fan fiction...her whole situation could have been avoided had she just stuck with the piano lessons lol
I mean, it's competent.
Reads like pretty much every YA novel.
Record time to FanboyFlicks video. Also, nice shirt.
The ASS farts of fate
This actually looks like Lindsey Lohan's best acting!!!
Georgia Rule is her best work!
It really is, shes increadible in this!!! Truly harrowing!! I dunno what this guys talking about, this film is a masterpeice!!!
Most underated guy ever, he deserves way more views and subs
Been a month since he last uploaded though 😒
"You're not a salamander"
Omg, I lost it xD Great content, keep up the awesomeness!
This is even better timing than last time. Now I don’t have to rely on insomnia to be early.
"I know who killed me"?
More like "I know what killed Lindsay Lohan's career"
“Better hurry up before your leg runs out of battery....” 😩😭😂😂😂
At 6:42 when she’s reading the computer monitor, there’s a typo. Yea, I read it. There’s a “she” instead of a “the” in the last sentence of the second paragraph.
And yes, I hate myself. So...
Good catch!
You have the eye of a hawk.. :-P
I don't smoke much these days
But when I hear his sarcasm in these reviews
I crack up
That was terrible. Have a nice day tho.
I remember renting this movie from Blockbuster years ago! It was a good BAD movie! I, too, admired at the choreography in the striptease sequence. Lindsay would be awesome in Neil Breen's next film - as his long-lost childhood sweetheart, of course.
Shockingly, this is the screenwriter's only film credit.
I see u comin back💪🏽 can’t wait for more Mark. 🤙🏽
Great video, Mark! Even after watching it, it took me quite a while to understand the plot of that movie LOL. And yes, the strip tease scene was probably the best part. Buying the baby skit was hilarious, as well as "guessing the prime suspect" scene. I actually think the stigmatic twins angle could make for an interesting movie, if done properly. And I like your "Manos" T-shirt! Keep up the great work. Would you consider reviewing "The Ninth Gate" next, please?
"Better hurry, your legs running out of power" lmaoooooo
So clearly this is the "spiritual successor" to The Parent Trap
Oh you mean where Hollywood destroyed yet another child, and resulting adult.
Mark, your line delivery at 8:55 caught me so funny, I howled. Thank you for this review! Remember seeing it on dvd when it came out, I was probably 13 or so. Knew it was absolutely ridiculous.
At least Lynch's Blue Velvet *meant* something.
I'm not sure what, but it *meant* "something".
I can not begin to express how much I appreciate the consistency of these releases as of late!!! I know you said you would be dropping a video every other week but truthfully, I didn't believe you... So thank you, thank you, thank you!!!
You’re really funny Mark. I hope you keep these going for years to come.
Absolutely loved Mark's humor here!
Oh hi mark, nice t- shirt do you take care of the place while the master is gone?
I laughed aloud when i saw the cat wearing a Blue collar... rewinded the vid, went back rewatched it again and laugh again... several times... thanks
I miss the moving through space background lol. However I'd give it up forever as long I can have new content every week like you've been cranking out.
I love this channel man so underrated.
YES great way to end my Friday night/start my Saturday morning 👏🏼👏🏼
lindsay lohan's body was oscar worthy
Was. A bad lifestyle and bad thoughts ended all that.
Love Mark’s impression when a character says the name of the movie
ah man, I'm so excited. nobody ever talks about this mess of a movie and it's like it never existed (which is fair), so to have one of my favourite channels discuss it is such a treat tbh. only thing that would've made it better is if it were a bit longer!
Same here. I vaguely remember this being advertised back in 2007 so last year I got a quick DVD rip of this and was completely floored. To me, this is the best kind of bad movie.
Never clicked a notification so fast
Good thing the dude in the opening scene didn't watch 'The Apple' and get 'softer' than he has even been in his life before being in this shot...
You know what's equally as crazy and random as this movie? The frequency, or infrequency, of the content uploaded to this awesome channel. LOL
WTH, Mark?
Holy shit, I wasn't expecting to see anything uploaded for another month/year
RheubenRheuben It's every two weeks now...
When there's nothing good to watch on Sunday, Mark is here to save the day! :D
At 9:45 when she says "I know who killed me"
I start to b like cinemasins saying "Roll Credits" *ding*
4:10 is why I love this dude he just can't 😂 and neither can I
Ok...you know a movie is bad when you're skipping through the youtube video for it, but I support my dude going back to the beginning!!!
Didn't expect twin peaks references in such a terrible movie. You're the best!
This is my fave movie ever, its actually very misunderstood, criminally underrated!! Its Lindsay Lohans masterpeice really, she really embodies the role of a bad girl trapped in the nice life of a good girl, who looks just like her!!!! So artistic!!! Lindsays acting!!! The man who played her father in it was INCREADIBLE!!! It was a tour de force of impressive acting performances and truly STUNNING direction. 😍😍😍
I was so happy to see you uploaded a new video!!! Thank you!!! They always make me laugh.
This channel is criminally underrated
what, no parent trap joke? for shame!
Holy wow! I thought I dreamed this movie! Thank you, Mark! Lol! Also, *thank you* for that bit about her visions being in the third person instead of the first. I hate when movies do that!
Every time you say you are gonna do more videos, i get excited. And every time you dont, i'm not surprised. But I always come crawling back to your videos. You have me Mark, hook line and sinker
Thank you mark for blessing us with another video
Okay... Who is you man and what have you done with Mark? I want answers now!!
I knew not to trust your commitment to this channel. Been a month bro.
Dont ever stop making these mark this shit is funny af
I taught piano for many years. While I would often ask my students to practice more, I found the whole idea of chopping off hands counter productive. I am fond of the colour blue, though.
5:16 "Are you going to go to the emergency room?"
"Hospitals are for rich people. I'll be ok."
You know, as shitty as this movie is, I actually felt that. America's health care system hard at work!
Hey dude this one was hilarious man! Also the beard looks good keep it.
Please post more often! Thanks! :-)
How you find some of these, just amazes me. Can't wait for the next movie. 😂
5:20 I would point out that Hospitals treat everyone, not only the rich, but since this is America we are talking about, I understand perfectly why you won't go to a hospital.
Your point is stupid and pointless.
For losing a finger? I don't think you have much of a choice at that point, it's not something like a cold.
@@Mario-us7ds I was only joking you know? Lol.
@@Greendalewitch Joke better.
@@Mario-us7ds Nah. I like my jokes as they are. Thanks anyway.
Oh yes he’s back!! So here goes!
Oh Hi Mark!!
Haha what a story Mark
“You’re not a salamander...”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Im so glad you reviewed this cause this movie gave me the creeps as a child
Please do the movie Captive State it is the most confusing movie ive seen. P.s. love the shirt
Last episode is now 5 weeks ago! wheres the 1 vid per 14 days schedule gone???
It was nice for the four weeks it lasted lol
i genuinly wonder what happened, he was all happy in the video stating he was gonna do the new schedule, then within 2 months he's already given up on it lol
raafmaat I know right. I understand that stuff happens but I wish he didn’t lie to us lol I was under the impression that he had videos prepared.
@@Thatonegirl989 yeah, it would have been nice to at least inform us that the schedule is not working out or something, but instead he just vanished
raafmaat yeah that’s a habit of his. He hasn’t posted anything anywhere since March 17th. That’s literally the least he could do. No ones gonna be mad at him we just want to know what’s going on.
What the HELL Mark??? You are too awesome not to do these videos more frequently!!! We need you Samurai!!!
Glad to see Neil Breen threw his hat in the horror arena
Love the manos shirt Mark
Please review all monsters attack I beg of you please if you do review both versions
I actually used to have a laptop with a fucked up space bar that malfunctioned every other word. You're right, that shit was driving me insane, and i stopped writing anything half serious and long until i got something else to write with.
You’re reaction to her saying the title in script, killed me
Great way to end a Friday night
The shirt works perfectly for this review!
Manos !!! That shirt boss.... that was the review that made me a fan.
The last movie I watched that Lohan had a part in was Machete. As soon as I saw her role in that film I said rather loudly, "Well, that's appropriate ..." Much laughter ensued. This movie sounds even worse that the trailers made it look, and that took some effort.
Reading through these comments is so wholesome, Mark has the best audience ❤️ and he deserves it because his vids are 👌🏻 very nice
Consistent uploads?!
Who are you and what did you do with Mark?!
When she cuts off the hand of the piano 🎹 teacher, and he goes and plays the piano, he must have played Maurice Ravel’s “Concerto for the Left Hand.”
Soooo glad to see new vids on this channel! Idk why it's so entertaining, but your exasperation with these movies is hilarious!