SLENDER MAN (2018) - The Dumbest Horror Movie In Existence
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this movie is actually very scary because when it goes to the dark scenes it reflects my double chin
@@Moritz-fv3jm r/cursedcomments
HA, that happens when all the time when I watch CZcams all the time, especially on my phone
Moritz 5379 what the fuck
Fuck, I laughed way too hard at this one
OMG LOL this actually made me laugh out loud bc I’ve thought this to myself before while watching dark movies 😂😂😂
dude, it was sooooooo bad.
yep
Bruh release fortnite djent 2 bruh you slackin. 🗿🗿🗿🗿
Hell yeah
Didn’t expect you here!
never expected you to be here
Slender Man _walking_ and being physically aggressive is so damn stupid.
That misses the entire point; he teleports on a whim over and over, and he kills you without even friggin' _moving._
Him literally walking after victims, or grabbing and choking and pulling them?
That's so darn... _off._ It misses the entire point of what's intended to make the character unsettling.
no. The 2018 movie is accurate to Canon Slender Man.
back in 2009(so, a week or two before MH was created), Slender Man tears your insides out, puts them in plastic bags then puts them back in your body, and hangs your corpse on trees.
I don't think Slender Man moving is a bad thing(Episode #6 of EverymanHYBRID, and The Mary Asher Phone Call from TribeTwelve), though I just dislike Slender Man actually KILLING people, That's what removes the horror for me.
I mean id be hella nervous if a 9 foot tall man wearing a suit without a face started power walking toward me id be scared af too
Good point, and sometimes, he has frickin tentacles coming out of his back. I don’t know if he that happens in this movie I haven’t finished the video yet.
Ok he does talk about it.
@@1FenFen1 Okay, this is super-late, I simply noticed this comment because of a notification for one that was made below today.
My anticlimactically brief response: I don't really care how he was originally, I still think he's just better in his more modern depictions, the way I described.
Physical violence and gore feel too... too close to reality? It feels like something I can try and resist.
But something mentally destroying or outright killing me just by being near it, while being unable to actually get away from it in the first place? _That's_ horrifying.
That taps into both the concepts of "fear of the unknown" and "fear of inevitability" at once - the most primal emotional and instinctive human fears there are, respectively (the two very things we fear about death itself, after all).
Those 22 seconds of awkward silence were the scariest bit of psychological horror I've ever seen.
Lmao that was like the scariest thing in the entire movie
Underrated lmao
fr
dont try and impersonate me. ill get you
Social anxiety is the most scary part of this movie
I think the use of darkness was a stroke of pure genius because it stops you from seeing how bad the actual movie is
I gave u ur 200th like
xavier sanchez thanks dude :)
@@newo-bi1iq hard question but what's ur top 5 worst horror movies u have ever seen and what's ur top 5 favorite horror movies.... here mine
Least favorite horror movies:
IT chapter 2
The nun
Annabelle
The curse or la llorona
The conjuring 2
My favorite horror movies:
The conjuring
IT (2017)
Halloween (2018)
Dr sleep
The shining
Bonus ones I like
Favorite horror movies:
Halloween
Pet sematary (2019)
Scary stories to tell in the dark
I can just imagine an editor seeing the movie for the first time and thinking, I can't let the world see this.
I respect him
Freya Abrams haha, that’s exactly what I thought
Do NOT Call Slender Man at 3am (GONE WRONG) (GONE RIGHT) (GONE LEFT) (GONE SEXUAL)
damn i wonder how it went sexual
@@thebeansaregone no, you know how it went sexual
slendy have tentacles
thats enough proof
Zolenge B. DO NOT CALL SLENDERMAN AT 3 A.M (GONE POLITICAL)
@Undefined Logic 0__0
It's strange how that "but I'd have to kill you" line has been a flirting line in multiple movies.
Imagine saying that line flirtily, but instead finishing it with: "But I'd have to rip your tongue out of your mouth 😘"
That would change things lmao
@@gokuxsephiroth4505 But what if they’re into tongue-ripping??
@@JackdawFeathersthen there a pervert
@@gokuxsephiroth4505 Hot
haha lol
amen
The "Slender Man" stabbing case is really sad, obv mostly for the young girl that was hurt but also seeing that level of mental illness in a 12 year old is so scary and sad. I'm glad she survived and hopefully the mental scars will heal somewhat after, I know they will obv never go away but I hope she can at least find some sense of peace.
no it isnt sad
@@madhunter6420 Attention seeking gets you nowhere positive.
@@madhunter6420 bruh how old are you? Thats the most edgy 10 year old thing I've ever heard.
@@madhunter6420 you think you’re cool, kid, you are the scum of the universe
@@madhunter6420 bruh plays gta like a bitch, the only one I know who isn’t is graystillplays
I thought Gru was gonna jumpscare me by saying “w h e r e a r e t h e g o r l s”
This is so underrated
Yes
Gorrls... lol😂
That would be ironic 😂
Or
*I'LL STUFF ALL OF YOU IN THE CRUST*
Slenderman deletes your browser history when he kills you? That's actually really nice of him, such a bro.
He respects the bro code
Lol good lookin' out, Slenderbuddy
He would want to kill himself after seeing my search history
@@borng-7611 Slender Man r34?
respect
Slendy is literally just a photobomber, he doesn't need extended lore, goddamit.
Bro just wants a picture
i think this could be said for literally EVERY CREEPYPASTA IMAGE
or at least most of them
Well he also likes pranking children by runing their photos/selfies
@@wolfthegamer9576 and 20 dollars
Slender man had tons of lore way before this movie was made
The whole "Slenderman is actually not there, its all an illusion" might be a good idea if it was carried out better.
They could have made a film where these girls do a ritual to summon Slenderman and nothing happens, so they think it was all boogus, but then, over the next days, strange coincidences start to pile up, they think they see Slenderman in the distance or the periphery of their view but it always tuns out to be nothing and its these girls going crazy.
Might have become a movie that even keeps you guessing if Slenderman even exists in it or if its just the paranoia of the protagonists getting to them.
Yeah that sounds hella better than the actual movie
You should try to revive slendermans name with that
Tbh I wouldn’t mind if they based it off the real horrible stuff of what that those girls did to their friend and make them start thinking that slender man is talking to them and telling them to kill
I love the idea of Slenderman being a cognetohazard, which doesn't directly exist, but can affect you in your mind the moment you are exposed to it.
Slenderman as a Drug Trip genuinely sounds good
Slenderman was scarier when he was just an unsettling anomalous man-shaped thing. As soon as the tentacles got slapped on, he became significantly less scary, imo. Just corny.
I completely 100% agree..I am confessing to something very embarrassing- ..because of an actual, physical real life experience I had...where yes, I was acually stalked, or at least what may have been only 'possibly' stalked, but was just followed unsettingly, by a very, very tall thin man one night, with unseen features, a business suit, and a briefcase...before there was a trend, before I knew what 'creepypasta' even meant, I really thought 'Slenderman' was a possible real threat. I didn't truly believe he was supernatural. I thought he was a criminal, a grounded in reality serial killer, who was just known for using a sheath or a sack mask, to obscure his face, and hung silently around children playgrounds and empty street corners, and was known to just lurk around and follow you slowly, instead of immeadietly chasing you. I thought this was likely an exaggeration, but still entirely plausible local urban legend, and it filled me with so much dread, to the point I had anxiety at night, after that really troubling experience on my walk back home. But soon as I learned where the origins of Slenderman actually came from, and most of all, when the Tentacle Monster TM and video game ripoffs constantly barraged my feed, I knew these 2 things were not connected whatsoever. I just stumbled upon some creepy random guy. And this was a monster. He was far more sinister when it was ambiguously human, or an abstract concept.
That could be because Slenderman (especially with the tentacles) is more or less just a loose rip-off of Nergal from "The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy".
@@cartooncritique6625 You may be right. But even without the context of the show (I haven't watched a single complete episode of it sadly), the tentacles are still really dumb. It likens Slenderman to a Tim Burton-like caricature, minus all of the charm.
Truth is, Marble Hornets made Slender man(The Operator) scary just by having him stand there and be menacing.
@@JohnSmith-pi3ls Agreed, as a character just standing there or moving just out of frame, Slenderman was sitting right in the uncanny valley. I'll take that over an inbred Voldemort with tentacles lol.
I've read fanfics with a better story and understanding of the character
I swear to whatever god is out there that if you went to wattpad for that....
Most fanfics on AO3 are actually really quality so-
lol 90% fanfics are just straight up yaoi shit.
Same
Zack Zallie that‘s sadly true
20:03 I mean, this was the only hallucination of the whole movie that kinda truly freaked me out. Idk if it were the sounds or portrayal but I liked it being in a horror movie about mental viruses
But being a 10 seconds scene in a whole 78 mins film says a lot
Yeah I agree with that. That and Hallie’s sister’s hallucinations I thought were really cool. That’s literally it.
11:25 from an occult perspective, this actually makes sense. This is a supernatural entity that feeds on negativity, so sacrificing something important to you would feed it. The sacrifice would be the sorrow and pain you feel from sacrificing the item, not the item itself. In a way, it's actually a lot darker than just taking something you love from you.
That actually makes sense but the movie should've explained it better tbh
yeah taking someones pottery instead of someone they love is way worse.. 😂😂 i dont think any of them has that much attachment to the objects they chose to "sacrifice"
@@amandacantcometothephonein this context it definitely doesn’t work, but if you were offering something like your dead mother’s remaining jewelry or your dead spouse’s wedding ring those things would definitely hurt enough to work in a sacrificial ritual
except for the fact that its slenderman and not a fuckin 1990s pixel videogame boss
Too bad that slender man is not even like that he’s a monster like being or a supernatural like being he obviously eat to survive like kids for like the fear or something I don’t know how he works or behavior w
“He preys upon....innocent youth.”
“Hi! I’m Jared the Subway guy!”
Holy Jesus I almost died
Battle Cat I literally burst out laughing during dinner during that part
I’ve played this game for years
It wasn’t even that funny
Hahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhhahahahhahhahaahahahaahahahahhahhahahahhahahahahhaahahahahahhaahahhahahahahhaahahahaha you make me laugh,.
Battle Cat hi meatshield. Had to
Remember when Slenderman was just about finding pages in the woods to stop him
Remember when it was just an entry into a horror photoshop contest?
No because Slender used have good genuinely scary web series on him, before the game, and before corporate Hollywood took it.
I get that Slenderman was stalking us; he lost the pages of his diary and we're pricks that just pick them up and put them in out pocket.
good times
YEAS
Slender: *chilling in woods with his family*
Bunch of stupid girl: *summons him on internet*
Slender: *phone dings* oh c'mon this is the 10th summon this week
Elvis: "Why is there a tri force?"
Me: *Bong Rip* "They're setting up a Creepy Pasta Cinematic Universe, and that's a Ben Drowned tease"
Criminally underrated comment.
When I was little and learned about the Slender man story, I couldn’t sleep for days. But the movie got rid of that fear successfully.
Are you 12
I mean, it’s nit THAT bad, the only problem is you can’t see anythin.. oh wait nvm ya just mentioned iz
siccck!
Masahiro Sakurai what happened? He/she dented the comment
Lol I was 16 when my best friend told me about the creepypasta... as were walking through a tril in the middle of the woods at 1:00am in the morning. I got over it quickly though 😂
Slender Man has the widest t-pose
Delete this
MAJOR DOMINANCE
Delet diz
I wouldnt say widest maybe longest but widest would be a big thicc boy like king k rool
This is gold.
I like how a web series from almost 10 years ago made a better and more interesting story for Slenderman than something a 10 million dollar budget movie could make
(I am referring to both everymanhybrid, marble hornets and to a lesser extent Stan Frederick but that series is only about 3/4 years old)
You had me dying when you said, “The girl got attacked in the woods and uploaded her video after she died?”
They made the movie really dark so you couldn’t see how shitty it was
ROFL I'm dying of laughter at this comment.
Who isnt
time to bring back are you afraid of the dark because thats what this is on an acting level lol...movies suck now
Want to like but it's at 666 likes
@machoveli This movie was actually just adapting the CreepyPasta source material. As you can see they didn't have to collect pages or anything. The movie was shitty because the people behind it was shitty, wouldn't matter what movie they made.
Has anyone ever actually tried to hit slenderman? what if he's really fragile?
Paper for skin glass for bones
Lost in Space That's legit me.
I heard he can only be killed by a certain pistol he keeps in his front pocket.
Probably has a high center of gravity
KILLING SLENDERMAN AT 3:AM ***NOT CLICKBAIT***
Well, Slenderman's backstory being a total mystery is why the character works so well. It has a cosmic horror aura all around it, being unable to understand what he/it is is better than any explanation the director could gave us.
I watched this with my wife once it was streaming. She sat quietly the whole time...just taking it all in. Finally...when the film ended...she very calmly but deliberatly...removed her glasses...and calmly stated..."well...that was the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen." I thought I was gonna die laughing in the moment. Strangly...it's almost like slenderman himself...whipped my memory. I watched this film and right now...I couldn't tell you a single thing about it. Lol
Now I want a shot for shot remake with Gru
Gru is my fursona
Medium D Speaks
Same!
Itll be better anyway
Same
Who doesn't
Watching before Sony takes it down again.
@@nosoyporta K
This is going down for shour
Again???😬
@@Chill_Vibes186 Sure*
@@nosoyporta I don't care just tell me please
I live in wisconsin dells so the fact the slender man stabbing was near me messed me up, especially since I had grandparents who had no filter who acted like someone would do that to me. It took a while for me and others to get over it. My parents were very cautious about people hanging out.
I remember watching this in theaters with my friend, and I knew a lot of the movie was dumb because of the computer and thinking back on the actual Slenderman stories that this was a stupid way to try to tell the story of Slenderman. I still ended up being scared during a good portion, even after making fun of the stuff with the teenagers with my friend. I just can't help it, especially in a theater. Sound is my weakness, even covering my ears can't help me from shrinking in on myself. I have to at least compliment them on their use of cicadas, that was really well done. Very creative.
How to get rid of a horrifying monster:
Do a ritual? ❌
Call a priest? ❌
Make a shitty movie about it so no ones scared of the monster anymore? ✅
EPIC
Idiots am i right
Plot twist: The only reason this movie is so bad was o\so it can get rid of the fear that caused people by that slenderman story that got on the news 1:28.
Well, I sh*t you not, at the end the movie turns into a PSA. They had cool ideas that you can see plastered all over the movie but nope!
It was to warn us about the danger of memes...
@@nuggets8229 nah its so bad cus the monster itself barely gets screen time
the documentary about the girls who stabbed their friend to "please" him is scarier, and actually very interesting
trashy edgelord it’s unbelievable that this actually happened
I wish we had a movie about it
Is it on Netflix or Hulu?
Autism Robotrix VCGH there's a 'documentary' about it on youtube, about an hour long
@@calebc339 thanks. Link please, I'm really tired and sore.
the sound effects of her boyfriend screaming that you added were actually better
I hope this movie didn't kill slender Man because he's such a good concept that one day we might actually get someone who makes a movie about him that's actually good.
Girl: kill me
Slenderman: aight lemme grow spider legs
Girl: runs away
Slenderman: yo what the fuck
Slenderman: why you running you wanted to die
Girl: I changed my mind
Slenderman: :|
Slenderman: alright you’re becoming a tree now. I was going to just kill you but you pissed me off.
Slenderman: *why are u running?*
*269th like*
slenderman: yo what the fuck, I just wanted to flex >:|
@@zackzallie8735 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'd be terrified too if it was Gru
Seriously, why my peepee hard
kremit the frog same.
@@PopTab2527 (*sends to gulag*)
Gru: I'll stuff you all in the crust
@@roam980 I will send you to Gulag
Honestly, Slenderman in idea is a terrifying idea. It’s a shame the closest we can get to legit terror with it is the games (specifically the original and The Arrival)
I love how as he's criticizing the movie he just has the get in that little bit of humor 😂 love this guy.
Jumps cares in horror movies are like comedians tickling you for laughs
edit: no it stays
Yeah unless it's used correctly, like in IT
They can be used very effectively though. They create amazing tension because people have a physical reaction to getting scared. Instead of watching creepy stuff solely happen to someone else, jumpscares bring some of the suspense to the viewer. This movie did not use them effectively though.
@@ignorethischannelitdoesntexist IT is not scary, no pun intended.
@@boogiewoogie343 it is scary because I can write an entire book on Pennywise's fucking huge forehead
This is such a good analogy. Here, take a like (PS: also agree with Alex Zander, but movies tend to take the lazy route...)
Nothing more terrifying then a well dressed white man
I can't tell if this is serious or not and the fact that I'm not surprised worries me.
No a man dressed in a hoodie and denim jeans in the middle of a Bronx getto is terrifying
I mean, if I saw a well dressed guy in the middle of the woods with no dirt or crumples in his tux, I'll be scared or at least suspicious, white or otherwise.
Batter Sempai ya suspicious but not scared
i dont know if this is ironic or not
The part with the girl's BF "tweaking out" was genuinely hilarious though. I was out of breath with laughter for the whole thing, and I like to imagine Slenderman was too
i love that you included clips of basically anytime somebody has said that cheesy overused movie dad joke...."i'd tell but I'd have to kill ya" harharhahrhar
2028: Granny: The Movie
BatGoblet The Visit basically
h o n e s t l y
10/10
I have some intel. 2021....
Imagine granny vr
I really want this
I think it has a lot of jumpsscares because the test audience kept falling asleep
That makes sense.
With hindsight, my comment decking sucks.
leafy is cheese But jump scares are annoying! If you want a scary jump scare, you have to make the atmosphere quiet and then we get a jump scare when the monster or something horrifying pops up. False jump scares, like cats, doesn’t count.
I was the 666th like,
I can die happy now
@@awesomedonut8228 no it ducking doesn't
beep Yes it’s dunking is
1:02 scared me the most because I'm watching my phone in the dark. I thought I was about to be brutally blinded by the light...
I think this movie really suffered having those very dark scenes in the movie cut. I remember one where a teacher in a zombie start slits his own throat and blood sprays, yet the students act like nothing is wrong. That is horrifying and perfectly encapsulates what eldritch horror should be. I eager to see the movie only deciding not to when finding out none of the horrifying and graphic scenes were in the movie.
As a slender man I am deeply offended by this stereotype. Imagine there was a popular horror game called "fat lady"
lmao
I mean vor is the creepiest shit I have ever seen
There probably is
There is Fat Princess lol.
I mean, I'd play it. It sounds terrifying
8:05 "Why he wears a suit?"To be _stylish_ obviously, just because he's a fictional monster doesn't mean he can't have a sense of *fashion*
Yes
duh
Oldie but a goodie
Slenderman is just agent 47
Just because he is in a horrible horror movie doesn't mean he isn't fashionable *duh*
Here's my take on a Slenderman backstory:
Slenderman is not a natural being. He was created (by what, no one knows) to "spare" innocent souls from what his maker thinks will corrupt and harm them (ie the agendas of adults) by using whatever force or methods it deems necessary. Usually, this ends in the death of the child by shock or severe bodily harm (typically suffocation via its tentacles). It wears a suit so that it doesn't immediately scare off its target, to varying levels of success.
Before he takes the child, Slenderman likes to leave warnings for those close to its victim by leaving cryptic messages on pieces of paper that contain vague instructions on how it can be stopped.
All videos of this creature consist mostly of static because Slenderman is not supposed to be seen by anyone except its victim and its master, and it will be sent into a violent rage if a 3rd party sees its face (much like SCP-096 does).
Please keep in mind that all I know about Slenderman comes from the comments on the video. I do feel like this would be a better premise for a movie that whatever THIS was about.
In the library scene she’s looking at his face. Because ah yes, even though he kills you mainly by you looking at him I’m going to have a staring contest with him.
Minecraft cave sounds scarier than this
They do be scary doe😳
I always leave the cave when I hear them...
That's some scary sh¡t
Shadow ikr
NOTHING is scarier than minecraft cave sounds
Scenario:
You are in a Minecraft cave, you finally spot diamonds after 2 hours of just walking around. You run fast torwards the diamonds, suddenly you hear "Cave17.ogg" and a Skeleton pops out.
What do you do?
The scene with the boyfriend's face becoming distorted made the audience in my theater burst out laughing, then half of the theater left.
oof
I was more confused
Should a be scared laughing is having a spaz attack or something
He was probably doing a fortnite dance
then everyone clapped
yiğit koçak r/thathappened good one 😂
So I rewatched this hilarious travesty of a movie again and there's a part where the girls watch a spooky video featuring two little girls walking around on the grass. Their laughs are the generic Child Giggling sound effect. As in the same one you hear at the end of the og Veggietales intro. I never laughed so hard in months.
This movie is so bad that *Jeff The Killer’s origin story* looks like a masterpiece.
Friendly reminder Gru is 14 feet tall
So technically speaking that beginning would be horrifying if you turned around and saw that absolute unit behind you
His nose much be huge then
14 Feet?! What the hell?!
@@ngljustwannavibe Check out Slazo.
@@ngljustwannavibe it's a slazo video , the absolute size of gru
@@sui11106 his pecker is as ling as a subway foot long.
If I ever encounter slender man imma show him this movie so he would kill whoever made it instead of me
Please don't he'll come after me than
JK
@@ieatcrayons7314 im coming to you
@@csll106 jk I'm not the one who made the movie
@@ieatcrayons7314 hahaha
Right On!!! “Hi. I’m Jared the Subway guy”. Hahahhahahahah got ‘em.
The outro changed my life
The worst part about the movie imo, is it ignores slenderman canon.
A video right before a slnderman attack would be mostly static, because cameras don't work within a certain distance from him.
That's why, I personally think it should have been a found footage film.
Yes! A found footage film of a person who investigated the legend of slender man after the disappearance of a little girl and he finds the castle in the forest. Keep slender man vague and menacing .
So like Marble Hornets and Tribe Twelve?
a found footage film woulda been sick tbh. much better than what this is
Like marble hornets
The one time the public demands a found footage film, the one time it would make sense being a found footage film, they fucking WASTE THE OPPORTUNITY.
So much potential for a beautiful psychological horror film, wasted on Sony's cheap jumpscares and bad perception of modern youth.
fuck sony
Jeff: yeah uh, for my movie, can I have Warner Bros. do it for me?
@@sbeve1051 If we have a Jeff movie, it's gonna be shit no matter what
Goblin Slayer
Jeff The Killer's Backstory made no sense at all, of course it'll be shit
@@lorddog7249 "I had an action fight with a 13 year old kid and threw him through a fucking window but now I'm crazy OOGA BOOGA I'M SCARY BE SCARED"
They shoulda went based on the story from the arrival game honestly
The cut from them talking about slender man harming kids to Jared the subway guy is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
Ironically Gru is nearly twice as tall as Slenderman. I've heard from somewhere that he's around 8 ft tall, which is impressive, sure. But Gru stands at the Godly height of 14 ft
@Tara Wollner there's a fucking video on it lol look it up
BearsHunnyPot it’s slazo mate
@@melancholy7928 I'm aware
his freeze ray is like 6 feet tall or something like that
@@anabsolutedirtbag442 Margaret is 7 feet tall lmao
He’s literally just a guy that has no face, and is also really skinny.
Daniel Sambar so the wii fit trainer?
Daniel Sambar you forgot he's suppose to be tall
There are some weird pictures though that are creepy. Like the ones where he has multiple legs. But other than that it's kinda pathetic lmao
White people be like
he’s a toll boi
Fun fact about the stabbing, they had this movie play in theaters in every state, except for Wisconsin. They knew something bad happened in that state because of Slenderman, and the only thing they said was, "eh, just leave the Wisconsin theaters out of this."
7:50 Maybe it's a reference to Ben drowned, who knows
i’ve had literal nightmares with a better plot than this shit
lol 😭
I had a literal nightmare about Slenderman himself and the plot was better.There was even a slight twist in the end lmao
@@jermasus8600 what was the plot of the nightmare
Had a dream where at some point, i could feel myself genuinely terrified.
The dream I loved, and wasnt even too scary, but was still scarier than this
I had myself a slender man dream that took some notes from actual good movies and also adapted one of the stories of the games, slender the arrival, into a movie with no music that isn’t in-world where the characters can hear it too. The characters weren’t dumb and things were actually scary, but hey. I won’t see it to the big screen because people wanna make shit like this.
I like how it says that the movie is "Action and Adventure" and not horror.
"Action"
Endermen
the drone says horror, comedy
Mr. Oof even Yee olde film critics aren’t scared of this shit
Blasting Slenderman with a fucking Semi-Auto!!1! (NOT CLICKBAIT; WE ACTUALLY KILLED HIM!1!!)
Well.. my own version of the movie would be that a man would go fishing in a lake but he wounds up lost in the forest. The sun has already set and it is a relatively cold night.. he then is forced to use his flashlight in order to see, and has to work his way around this forest. He stumbles upon a page, and collects it thinking it could help him find a lake. However, he hallucinates about a tall figure, you know who it is, slender man. The voices in his head tells him to collect 8 pages in order to complete a game. If he fails yo do this, bad things will happen. Through willpower and determination as well as adrenaline, he escapes slendermans wrath by collecting all of the 8 pages. After this, he finds the lake and finishes what he started.
So inspiring!
What I hate is how some of these actors are genuinely good actors like Annalise basso (the actor who played Katie) I loved her role as Paulina in Ouija origins of evil and also Javier Botet (the actor who played slender man) was built for the role he’s naturally extremely tall and skinny he’s a great actor but Sony did him dirty in this absolute joke of a horror movie
"He preys upon young children."
*HI. I'M JARED THE SUBWAY GUY.*
And im 19
Bro Penguin okay nobody asked
*Hi. Im Jared, the subway guy*
Hi, I'm Jared, the CZcams guy!
His name is Jared and he's still looking good
"My Grandma made this blanket for me before she died"
"This is the only picture I have of my dad"
"I don't know I made a pot I guess"
Better to say "I don't know I made pot I guess" because that'll work much better.
@@alduintheanti-dragonborn - Your username. Yes. I love it. :3
Wow, this movie actually managed to make Slender Man less scary.
They should have done it from more of a psychological horror type standpoint sorta like the Mandela catelogue alternates and how they can’t physically cause harm but use the persons fear against them.
What I wanted: Psychological horror, gorgeous imagery, make me afraid of the wind blowing through the trees.
The trailer fed us those sweet lies.
even the trailer was shit
@@madnessbound The trailer actually showed scenes that weren't even in the movie, like wtf.
Tbh i wanted the story to center around maybe a detective trying to solve missing people cases while slowly being tortured by Slender Man and going mad but oh no, tYpiCaL HiGh ScHoOl SeTtiNg oH bOi
@@issac2110 Yeah, some real Lovecraft-inspired shit. Mix with the pacing of Sinister with the images from the Ring, the would have been dope.
@@lynxbelow6922 thats why I liked the first trailer so much. It showed of a psychological kinda shit mixed in with the suicide of tortured teens hell i could've sworn i saw a dectective or police as well in the trailer. But idk been a while since I saw it
Lol, Slenderman was the real victim of this movie
LMAO
LOL
he was the only one who got truly killed
Slendy deserves more
Remake the movie and replace everyone and the story of the film!
I feel like this movie would be a bit better if the mc was like a reporter with a husband whos a police officer and theyre invastigating some missing children beacuse slender man takes children and i really hate the summon slender man part im preety shure slender man just exists he doesnt need to be summoned and also if they gave slender man more fucking screen time he was in the movie for like 3 fucking minutes in total
Girls: let's summon Slenderman
Does the ritual:
Lights flicker:
Girls see Slenderman: (screaming)
Slenderman: ya got games on yo phone?
"I fear no man. But that thing..
8:34
..it scares me."
An entire horror movie doesn't compare to the sheer terror of Elvis showing that single clip.
*_Omg I saw slenderman at 3 am in my bathroom (DO NOT WATCH AT 3 AM)_*
Fuck you I don’t wanna see u on the next vid I watch
I just saw you at the top of the comment section on mildly interesting less than an hour ago
OMG😂😂😂
PLAYED MINECRAFT AT 3AM (HEROBRINE APPEARED AND I SHAT MY UNWASHED PANTS)
Snapmare lol the bathroom? Haha were you also high 😂 you kno that's where the exhaust fan is 🙃
the sheer amount of Slenderman lore IGNORED during this movie is insulting lmao
They literally had almost 10 years of content and lore to base it off of but instead we got Slenderman using FaceTime and turning people into trees.
ManPersonHumanGiraffe Slenderman is disappointed.
@@zephyr3278 indeed
ii omqfaderz indeed indeed
@@jeffreyyoung3282 indeed indeed indeed
I find the, “…I’ll have to kill you.” Part so funny because in my novel I have something similar to this that goes like this.
“Well, if I told you… you would probably kill me actually. I stand no chance.”
Omg I kept trying to adjust the brightness on the TV that already has a constant glare on this one so relatable af🧐
Slender Man wears a suit and tie because PROFESSIONALS have STANDARDS.
You gotta look nice when you're killing people
@@kingbidoof7619 lmao.
kidnapping idiots is a good job mate. challenging work. out of doors. guarantee you won't go angry.
@@mr.bluesky3298 because at the end of the day, as long as there is 2 people left of the planet
@@TheDJBrojo Someone is gonna want someone dead.
Scariest thing was seeing my reflection on the blackscreen
Edit: Thanks for the 1k likes
@Thunder Spartan f b I open up
@Thunder Spartan MRS. OBAMA, GET DOWN!
@Thunder Spartan you've failed. Better luck next time
*FOUR*
@Thunder Spartan You missed a G. Mission failed
I still find it strange how in 2018 they were still using these weird UI layouts instead of just using a twitter post template, or at least trying to make it look like it came from a social media site
I am a huge Slenderman fan - he was one of the first really scary things I was introduced to at a young age. I grew up on Creepypasta like many my age.
And then I found Marble Hornets, EverymanHYBRID, Tribe Twelve- all amazingly well done ARG's.
Slender was the start of my adoration for horror, and ARG's, and content creation as a whole.
When I found out about a movie that WASN'T Always Watching a Marble Hornet's Stroy - I was excited.
Sadly that excitement died.
All that remained was boredom and disappointment.
HOW CAN YOU F UP SLENDER SO BADLY???? There's shit about him all over the internet dating back to, like, 2009.
Just- why movie why.
Five minuets of research gives you a whole plot for a movie - so why the heck did they just... not?
Slenderman with tenticals when he hears underage girls summon him:
"Ah yes. It's all coming together"
Tentacles*
@@rainclouds3677 😑
@@Vergebung23 Yes I am that type of person, have a lovely day regardless!
@@rainclouds3677 😑 okay. U too-...
I’m the 69th like
Perfection
Girl: *opens eye during the ritual*
Slenderman: wait, thats illegal
Right
It's actually probably so loose because of Covid and Slendy is doing his part and staying 6 ft apart
@@coocoollama64 probably
Slendy: that's not very legal
Also Slendy: imma bout to do something very illegal
Chloe: Opens Eyes Before The Third Bell.
Slender Man: I’m Coming For You.
Me: You Shouldn’t Have Done That.
Wren ‘Soundin Like Max Caulfield From Life Is Strange’: CHLOE!!
That boyfriend scene was hilarious as is but his editing was even better 😂
That part where Elvis was talking about Rule 34 fanfics being typed while that girl was doing... something got me. Then, "are you gonna cry?" edit was hilarious as hell. 😂
20:21
Outro: "SlenderMan Is Dead"
Me: "He might be dead... but is he really gone?"
This movie sucks but it DID give me my first kiss in an almost empty movie theater
CELERYSTIK Good for you!
Nice
Makes sense than making out in the primere of Lego movie 2.
CELERYSTIK Nice! Good for you
Nice one Lad
Everyone in the theater broke out laughing during the hospital hallucination scene because of the nurse typing on the computer so weirdly.
12:04
that's exactly what I thought-
One of your funnies videos 😅😂 i had to laugh so often when you imitate slender man
Slender man is just waluigi in sicko mode.
bigman roadman this is an underrated comment
I'm not blaming him though, he still isn't in Smash
I can't take you seriously with that profile pic 😂
waluigi can beat slenderman in a fight
Slender man is just one of those 2014 OP edgy stick figures made by fnaf addicts
Imagine having a movie about you and your only in it for 3 minutes
“That’s rough buddy”
Godzilla says hi
You just summed up Micheal bays transformers
Every clover field movie wants to know your location
You're
My only complaint is that Slender Man was in CGI form most of the time. I know he's a supernatural monster, but with a name like Slender Man and looking mostly human with the exception of having tentacles growing from his back and no face, you'd think we would've seen more of him played by his actor.
I remember always being hyped for this every time I saw a fake trailer as a kid during the pewdiepie amnesia/slender era so when this was actually announced I was fucking exited. Holy shit I've never been so dissapointed in my life.