I've seen this movie exactly 1 time -- and it was on the day of 9/11. My elementary school let us out early, my mom's workplace let her out early, so she rented a movie for me on her way to pick me up and this was it. Needless to say, I have a very unique reason for why I sat through the whole thing.
“Exactly 1 time” was the funniest part of this sentence. And also, the fact that 9/11 is associated with this movie in your life is just the icing on the cake…
You know how in TV and movies there's sometimes fake movie trailers that are intentionally over the top and ridiculous and you're like "there's no way that could ever exist in any kind of reality"? Theodore Rex is that movie.
Funny how you mention how Whoopi looks like she doesn't want to be there. She actually tried leaving the set! She didn't want to be in this movie that much, so she literally tried walking out on the movie during filming! They had to settle in court for her to even be in this! True story! And yea, this movie looks even more bonkers than the Nostalgia Critic review made it out to be!
@@AQUAPHREESH193 I know, she got paid 7 millions for this in total, which I really don't understand. I like Woopi Goldberg but seriously, why force an actor who don't want to do the job if she or he won't give their 110 percent? She looks so pissed all the time that even the expression she has on the poster scares me and makes me afraid of falling asleep, in the fear that I'll see her bending over me with that creepy smile as I close my eyes...
A sarcastic comment towards Theodore? If so, it's kinda clever for a movie this bad ... I used to kinda like this movie as a teen, but even back then I was able to tell that it was very cheap. The set and special effect are, well, depend at what you're looking but the underwhelming action, crazy lighting that were common in the nineties, odd post apocalyptic costumes, etc. made it really enjoyable 😜
You didn't mention how Teddy is anti-gun but wants to be a cop, and Whoopi doesn't agree with that mindset, then once she's incapacitated, suddenly decides Teddy is right about being anti-gun. FOR NO REASON.
Yessss this must be it! I finally found it- the dinosaur adventure landmark film from the 90’s that everyone says is one of the best movies of all time and forever changed the special effects landscape in filmmaking. This IS that movie.. right?....
I'm aware that I'm commenting on an old video, but I would LOVE to see a guest of The View show a clip of Theodore Rex and then get up and walk out with a giant smirk on their face
The re-enactment of your initial experience with Theodore Rex was eye-opening. Bringing visuals to your pain? It illustrates so much. Your sacrifices will not be in vain. I am humbled and will never take good (or even sub-par "meh, it was okay") movies for granted again. I am a changed woman.
I was always impressed with the animatronics/robotics RE Theodore, but holy shit...the rest of this entire 'film' makes Howard The Duck look like a goddamn masterpiece... Wait. Howard The Duck IS an underappreciated masterpiece of weirdness. This movie still sucks, either way. Great review and insights, as always...funny stuff and very entertaining.
Hey Mark, there's this really awful movie called Whitboyz, and although I have seen Foodfight, Son of the Mask, Catwoman, The Room, Christmas Tree and many, many other horrible movies, to me Whiteboyz still stands out as THE worst. I'd love for you to review it!
FairFuse The best part in Whitboyz was when Flip (danny hoch) gets beat up by some drug dealers. And the only thing he asks them after is "Am I in?" He was so dumb that he thought he was getting jumped into there "gang"! I love that part.
Poor Mark, these movies have destroyed his soul, you're a true hero Sir. You should do more movie reviews of films that have come out recently like you did in the past with Interstellar.
@@dimitriwarchief301 never heard of that show. I grew up watching Doug, Rugrats, Catdog, Angry Beavers, rockets power, power rangers, boy meets world etc.
Really enjoy seeing your new videos on my feed. Always funny, always with purpose and always entertaining. Each video is a improvement on the one before. Keep it up. Take as much time between videos as you need. Quality can't really be rushed!
Hillarious review, fun and informative. You know, Whoopi Goldberg was actually sued into starring in this movie. That's the truth. And, sadly, "speciesist" is actually a word now LOL Keep up the great work. Would you consider reviewing "The Ninth Gate" next, please?
Haha, I can see what you're saying. I watched it last year for the first time in nearly a decade. It was a little corny, and the kid was a little bratty, but he wasn't so bad that you didn't feel bad for him or understand why he made the decisions. Not a bad movie like this or the other movies on this channel.
I have watched all of your videos and this is the only one I've seen where I literally feel sorry for you for reviewing it. The clips from this that you showed caused me physical pain, omg, it's so awful!
Oh my God...True story: I'm typing this incredibly hungover. Went to a wedding last night. Open bar. "Yeah, you get the picture..." And now I'm laying here, suffering horribly. And watching you doing shots is making me want to throw up all over myself. For what it's worth I really enjoy your work and vomit aside this is another really nice video. Cheers.
Hahaha. I REMEMBER MY MOM RENTING THIS ON VHS IN THE EARLY 90S BECAUSE HER AND MY SISTERS LOVED SISTER ACT AND WHOOPI AS A KNICKS HEAD COACH IN "EDDIE." THIS WAS 100 TIMES WORSE THAN THOSE AND WAS THE WORST MOVIEVI REMEMBER LAUGHING AT FOR IT BEING SO BAD!
Oh god no!! Why did Richard Roundtree decide to be in this movie? I know those Shaft movies didn't pay enough to last for a couple of decades but come on man.
The movie was originally intended for theatrical release, but due to some issues including a poor test run in selected markets meant that it went direct-to-video.
The film had originally been made for a worldwide cimena release, but when studio executives saw the final result, they decided that it can never be saved by any kind of re-edits and re-shoots and the botch was instead released as direct-to-video only.
I've seen this movie exactly 1 time -- and it was on the day of 9/11. My elementary school let us out early, my mom's workplace let her out early, so she rented a movie for me on her way to pick me up and this was it. Needless to say, I have a very unique reason for why I sat through the whole thing.
Wow. How old were you? a because I couldn’t have sat through a movie that day if I’d tried. Then again, I was 29 years old, so….
“Exactly 1 time” was the funniest part of this sentence. And also, the fact that 9/11 is associated with this movie in your life is just the icing on the cake…
What a horrible and traumatic thing for a kid to go through. 9/11 was pretty bad too.
They should have called this movie 'Jurassic Narc'.
+breasthound I would bestow you an award for your _superb_ pun skill, but you wasted such glorious talent on this movie. I hereby rescind your trophy.
ba dum tshh!
+breasthound lol! Well, unfortunately, he is not a drug officer. I guess they will have to save that name for the sequel.
+breasthound lol! Well, unfortunately, he is not a drug officer. I guess they will have to save that name for the sequel.
'Jurassic Narc'
You are officially my new hero.
You know how in TV and movies there's sometimes fake movie trailers that are intentionally over the top and ridiculous and you're like "there's no way that could ever exist in any kind of reality"? Theodore Rex is that movie.
Funny how you mention how Whoopi looks like she doesn't want to be there. She actually tried leaving the set! She didn't want to be in this movie that much, so she literally tried walking out on the movie during filming! They had to settle in court for her to even be in this! True story! And yea, this movie looks even more bonkers than the Nostalgia Critic review made it out to be!
+trc2rockon lol i saw it on wiki
lolol really it seems like wiki says it was walking out in a LEGAL sense lol she agreed after getting an extra 2 mil hahaha
Also covered by RLM in their dinosaur themed Best Of The Worst episode. Rich Evans commands you to watch it.
Wonder why she signed the contract then. The paycheck must have been good, even though she doesn't deserve more than a few bucks.
@@AQUAPHREESH193 I know, she got paid 7 millions for this in total, which I really don't understand. I like Woopi Goldberg but seriously, why force an actor who don't want to do the job if she or he won't give their 110 percent? She looks so pissed all the time that even the expression she has on the poster scares me and makes me afraid of falling asleep, in the fear that I'll see her bending over me with that creepy smile as I close my eyes...
They should have Theodore Rex appear as a guest on "The View".
I was gonna mention how whoppi's a race baiter now.😏
He'd probably be the most informed and intelligent being on the show
It's an absolute mystery how those obnoxious & idiotic women became famous
The look on her face would be priceless if they didn't tell her first
Ah...the TrumpChump thread. Loser 45 probably hiresTheodore Rex as his next attorney.
Am I the only one here who thinks that Mark needs a hug?!?!?
No, every new video Mark looks more and more depressed.
+Rocio Quiroz His noble quest of bad-movie reviewing has left him weary of life.
+Rocio Quiroz reminds me of mike from redlettermedia
I DON'T THINK HE'S SAD that wasn't spose to be in caps
This man almost drank himself to death because of this movie 😂
1:14 Fuck yeah you did a shot for me!! I feel special :D ...I hope you don't become an alcoholic though, i will feel partly responsible
Zen Leaf it was a joke bud, he can handle his alcohol.
Zen Leaf thanks, the internet needs more ppl like you
LoboDeSade
thanks, I just tell myself...what would Bill Murray say :P
"Was I hatched yesterday?" is another dino pun, duh. Right? Right?
A sarcastic comment towards Theodore? If so, it's kinda clever for a movie this bad
...
I used to kinda like this movie as a teen, but even back then I was able to tell that it was very cheap. The set and special effect are, well, depend at what you're looking but the underwhelming action, crazy lighting that were common in the nineties, odd post apocalyptic costumes, etc. made it really enjoyable 😜
You didn't mention how Teddy is anti-gun but wants to be a cop, and Whoopi doesn't agree with that mindset, then once she's incapacitated, suddenly decides Teddy is right about being anti-gun. FOR NO REASON.
Yessss this must be it! I finally found it- the dinosaur adventure landmark film from the 90’s that everyone says is one of the best movies of all time and forever changed the special effects landscape in filmmaking.
This IS that movie.. right?....
Without this movie there would be no KUNG FURY Triceracop.
I'm aware that I'm commenting on an old video, but I would LOVE to see a guest of The View show a clip of Theodore Rex and then get up and walk out with a giant smirk on their face
My pizza just arrived and now I see this video in my feed. SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW. Love your reviews, Mark. Please don't ever stop making them.
Was this movie made by the same people who made the Dinosaurs TV show? That t rex design looks just like one on the show.
At least this didn't have that annoying baby.
@@user-vn7ce5ig1z
Not da momma!
“Dinosaurs” I think it was called
@@pmp2559 boom shakalaka boom shakalaka
I don’t think it was the same team but the design is definitely familiar to that show.
She didn't mean literally hatched; it was an angry, sarcastic comment towards Theodore.
The re-enactment of your initial experience with Theodore Rex was eye-opening. Bringing visuals to your pain? It illustrates so much. Your sacrifices will not be in vain. I am humbled and will never take good (or even sub-par "meh, it was okay") movies for granted again. I am a changed woman.
Pooor Mark. Dude you look like you've lost all of your hope
+Ivy The Twisted Hahaha. Watched 11:00 on loop. XD He will lose it completely before he runs out of bad movies I guess. :(
+Ivy The Twisted Bad movies will do that to a person, I thought drinking might help..but it just may make things worse
+Ivy The Twisted I've lost hope after finding out specist is a real word.
Sarken A real word in San Francisco. Amongst the sodomites and erudites, PC is their religion!
Jeffrey314159 PC Is better than Mac but thats just my opinion
0:26 was there a bucket off camera? lol
+xisumavoid Most likely there was.
I thought about it and I'm pretty sure there was. Because that carpet looks too gorgeous to have beer spilled over it. ; )
That very question has haunted me for years 😂✌️ I love it so much. Totally MST3K inspired...D.I.Y.
@@anikmonette2140 what were you implying exactly
@@Hanging_Brain I...
...absolutely don't remember!
I was always impressed with the animatronics/robotics RE Theodore, but holy shit...the rest of this entire 'film' makes Howard The Duck look like a goddamn masterpiece...
Wait.
Howard The Duck IS an underappreciated masterpiece of weirdness.
This movie still sucks, either way.
Great review and insights, as always...funny stuff and very entertaining.
I don't know why, but the puppet dinosaur makes me sad. I hope the guy is happy. :(
@@BaranoffIsaac You fucker!
This movie looks like something I would have thought of when I was 5 years old.
Oh hai Mark
hows your sex lifw
Funny story Mark :D
+Axel Djärv In a few minutes bitch
+Aaron Schmidt hahaha whatta schtory mark
Axel Djärv Its bullshit i did naaht hit her i did naaaaht
I actually shouted "Nooooo!" When you spilt your beer. Im such a neat freak 😂😂
I started crying from laughing so much.
Ed Wood meets Jurassic Park
What a story mark !
read it i Tommy's voice
Hey Mark, there's this really awful movie called Whitboyz, and although I have seen Foodfight, Son of the Mask, Catwoman, The Room, Christmas Tree and many, many other horrible movies, to me Whiteboyz still stands out as THE worst. I'd love for you to review it!
FairFuse The best part in Whitboyz was when Flip (danny hoch) gets beat up by some drug dealers. And the only thing he asks them after is "Am I in?" He was so dumb that he thought he was getting jumped into there "gang"! I love that part.
Probably my favourite youtube channel! Keep it up!
I wish he would do a video every week. I get so excited every time I see he puts out a new video.
You really need to do an Ed Wood film Mark e.g. Plan 9 from outer space, Glen or Glenda?
Yes please!
Why does this channel not have more subscribers? This is the best show.
I don't know how I was unaware of this channel before.
I was called a "speciesist" for eating meat when I was in College :/
Wait really? Bruh.
People can be so hateful. Just ignore em
Hahaha YES! "Elaine's psychiatrist" that's fn hilarious!
This film is beyond awful it has actually damaged my intelligence...
for a bad movie, it has pretty good effects!
never been so happy seeing a new vid in subbox
One of the most slept on channels on youtube. glad to see the videos back. I'd pay for this channel for sure.
Was just playing Fallout 3... Then I saw this in my sub box! Greatest moment of my life :D
Btw, oh hai mark.
Why did this get a 20% on Rotten Tomatoes? I would've gave this a 0%
You are one of the best reviewers I have seen on CZcams. Really amazing reviews. So funny😂
"Once upon a time in the future... at midnight tomorrow" Whoa... once upon a time tomorrow. Creative.
This movie should get remade every year. It’s a genius concept that they have to get right!
Poor Mark, these movies have destroyed his soul, you're a true hero Sir.
You should do more movie reviews of films that have come out recently like you did in the past with Interstellar.
gotta say, of all the bad movie review channels out there. this is by far the best. love opening my youtube app and seeing a new one. good shit
Loved it! Great work as always.
0:38 literally just read that laptop screen. Best Friday night of all time. I need a life
... hmmmm maybe.... watch some stuff that’s forgetten? Like Liberty kids
@@dimitriwarchief301 never heard of that show. I grew up watching Doug, Rugrats, Catdog, Angry Beavers, rockets power, power rangers, boy meets world etc.
Glad you got nearly 55 thousand subscribed!
I didn't know Tommy Wiseau was in this.
Really enjoy seeing your new videos on my feed. Always funny, always with purpose and always entertaining. Each video is a improvement on the one before. Keep it up. Take as much time between videos as you need. Quality can't really be rushed!
"my buddy with the sticky arms"
"like Teddy?!" had to replay that lmao you're awesome Mark x)
Hillarious review, fun and informative. You know, Whoopi Goldberg was actually sued into starring in this movie. That's the truth. And, sadly, "speciesist" is actually a word now LOL Keep up the great work. Would you consider reviewing "The Ninth Gate" next, please?
Only a word if we accept it lol
This just made my day better, thank you for putting out a video, Mark.
mark don't go into severe alcoholism please
Whoopi looks hot in that costume.
Djarra *was* she now looks more like teddy
Review the movie "Blank Check"
But this show is called Bad Movies!
omfg what a blast from the past that is, I remember that movie lol
That movie did not age well..watched it on Netflix a couple of months ago, never have I wanted to kill a kid so much
Haha, I can see what you're saying. I watched it last year for the first time in nearly a decade. It was a little corny, and the kid was a little bratty, but he wasn't so bad that you didn't feel bad for him or understand why he made the decisions. Not a bad movie like this or the other movies on this channel.
your show is awsome and your really funny way more people should watch you anf should know about you
"So if you haven't realized you've made a huge mistake by this point..." LMFAO!
I checked tumblr and yep, stuff on "speciesism" is there
I know your probably sick of me requesting this but can you eventually get to the movie Teeth? Its so bad i really want to hear your opinion on it :)
I have watched all of your videos and this is the only one I've seen where I literally feel sorry for you for reviewing it. The clips from this that you showed caused me physical pain, omg, it's so awful!
Oh my God...True story: I'm typing this incredibly hungover. Went to a wedding last night. Open bar. "Yeah, you get the picture..." And now I'm laying here, suffering horribly. And watching you doing shots is making me want to throw up all over myself. For what it's worth I really enjoy your work and vomit aside this is another really nice video. Cheers.
I enjoyed pausing at :40 and reading the laptop, nice little touch on the video keep up the good work.
I give you $33M to post videos every day! It's a deal.
I would love this but I always feel he probably would explode
I make a video every 2 days. They are shit, but it is almost within the time frame.
I love your show Mark, there is something morbidly fascinating watching a man slowly slide into complete despondency. Keep up the good work!
Please review John Carpenter's "Ghosts of Mars"
I just noticed the best thing in this entire movie - Theodore Rex's shoe design.
You deserve way more subscribers your funny and I love this channel keep up the great work mark!!!
It's kind of sad watching someone go through rather severe alcoholism...
So glad to see you make more videos dude, lawls!
I dont know what happened either, Mark. Lets just have another shot.
I saw this movie as a kid, that "specist" line is the only part I remember
Hahaha. I REMEMBER MY MOM RENTING THIS ON VHS IN THE EARLY 90S BECAUSE HER AND MY SISTERS LOVED SISTER ACT AND WHOOPI AS A KNICKS HEAD COACH IN "EDDIE." THIS WAS 100 TIMES WORSE THAN THOSE AND WAS THE WORST MOVIEVI REMEMBER LAUGHING AT FOR IT BEING SO BAD!
Armin Mueller-Stahl was in this pile of crap??
Oh god no!! Why did Richard Roundtree decide to be in this movie? I know those Shaft movies didn't pay enough to last for a couple of decades but come on man.
Needed $$$$$$
Yes Mark!!! :D
Oh can you review Fateful Findings please it's actually worse and i mean WORSE than The Room!!
+Tici Toty Tony I requested this the other week on the facebook page. +Fanboyflicks dude you need to get on a Neil Breen movie asap
+Brendan Rosen jetfuel cant melt neil breen
+Axel Djärv Im getting that tattooed
+Brendan Rosen Exactly it makes me so mad! **Throws a book**
+Brendan Rosen have you seen his realestate id?
Lol the Toy maker was one of the demigods in Big Trouble in Little China.
Amazing how a green laser ends in red. Also, the henchmen remind me of Artie Lange's character in Mystery Men, "We're the Red-Eyes!"
Please do Burial Ground: The Nights of Terror (1981). This one is hilarious
Watched this once as a kid home sick from school. The fever dreams still haunt me
8 minutes in and we finally hear Theodore talk
Dude you look like Julian from trailer park boys with that drink 😂👌
5:32 - DINOSAURS DIDNT HAVE SCALES YOU ASSHAAAAATS!!!
Can a dinner truly be considered "fancy," without cookies?
The Legend of Hercules
The movie was originally intended for theatrical release, but due to some issues including a poor test run in selected markets meant that it went direct-to-video.
0:41 Chuck Norris and an Octopus? Hell yeah!
Mark, you're hilarious.. Love the videos, keep them coming..
"Almost said everyday..." lol
Too bad cuz the idea of a dinosaur cop is awesome!
hell yeah! thank you Mark!
Mark you look like your hurting badly but the reviews keep getting better
The scariest thing about this movie ?
Whoopi in a cat suit .
This was the height of Whoopi's career!
DV Swia yaeh, and that means something haha
Why are u so hilarious?!?! I wish u do this more often
11:23 Ooh! Take it easy with that water, mate!
The film had originally been made for a worldwide cimena release, but when studio executives saw the final result, they decided that it can never be saved by any kind of re-edits and re-shoots and the botch was instead released as direct-to-video only.
He looks like a real cop now 👍
So bad I couldn't finish the video. Maybe tonight when I am drinking.