r/Niceguys VS r/Nicegirls "He's Cheating on Me with His Cat!"
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r/Niceguys vs r/Nicegirls! Today, we take a look at the crazy world of insecure single people who blame the opposite gender for their problems. We've got creepy nice guys and psychotic nice girls, including one girl who gets jealous of her boyfriend's cat, just because her boyfriend shows affection to it. Lady, are you nuts? That's the whole point of having a cat! Let me know who you think is crazier in this story, the niceguys or the nicegirls!
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Who's crazier: niceguys or nicegirls?
Yes.
i love your vids!
Both are equally crazy AND creepy
Nice girls crazier, nice guys creepier.
nice attack helicopters are the scariest dude
I think âniceâ guys are creepier but âniceâ girls are more insane.
Chxra yeah nice guys hide in the bushes outside your house, nice girls break in and cook your pet.
@@beardwierd2783 Lmao
True.
it's more because of the voice he takes tho some are just sad
Insane or creepy choose your fate đ
I rather date a guy that shows affection towards his cat instead of abusing or neglecting it.
You can tell a lot about a person by seeing how they treat animals
Cats are cute.
Jeff Nell
Cats are the best pet.
My ex's cat was 'jealous' of me. He left the room once and she flew at me & drew blood. He was absolutely *hers* and she did not share.
His dog was awesome.
There's nothing more attractive the a guy who loves animals
My brother in law's girlfriend legit put his cat in the shelter and told him the cat got out because she was mad about how much attention he gave it. Legit that Facebook post could've been her. Thankfully he got his cat back and got rid of her instead!
What an evil POS
Good on him and the cat
Nice dude: women can't do engineering
Me, a woman with a bachelor's on engineering and currently working as engineer: cool story, bro.
Yeet
The funniest part is that nice guy prolly has no experience in engineering whatsoever
@@yoshi_playz_gamez2656 Yeah it's usually guys like that you say stuff like this.
@@yoshi_playz_gamez2656 _your goddamn right..._
@@yoshi_playz_gamez2656that or he isnât as good at it as he thinks he is
âA nice guy will murder you, but a nice girl will have you framed for murderâ - Sorrowtv
Ahh, SorrowTV. Another truly awesome and funny reddit channel!
Awe, I miss that dude...
I hope he's doing okay i miss sorrowtv
Why dont yall just go to hus channel, what do you mean miss??
@@saadnaeem714 he hasn't posted in a while due to personal issues. That's why they miss him
âWomen are the lesser gender, but thatâs clearly not a sexist thing for me to say.â Nice Guy, 2019
We are screwed as a world as there so many cultural lagged sexist racist people
He's right, of course. They are the lesser gender. Less sexist I think.
@Freeman319 yeah he saying someone who literally said women and non-whites are lesser creatures are sexist and racist, not a game designer who didn't put enough fat black women in a superhero game
I mean he would need at least $50,000 to take on such an ambitious project
Wait I just realized that you can quote something and nothing else but still get a lot of likes
Jared Cook people like him making me ashamed of being a sexist
"Women can't do a engineering class" me, halfway throug my masters in enginering: "k"
Well you heard him you better leave that class of yours and ful fill his bidding
After all hes just being a "nice honest guy"
@@allisonthefox9900 lol
You have to drop out
Great job!! đđ»
tbh, you didn't do 1
The saying youâre looking for is
âPets before Sexâ
The true asexual agenda
Kittys before tittes
cats before brats
My ex was jealous of the dog he got me. To be fair i did treat the dog better than him. But the kicker is wile my sweet lovely little floffer loves me he bloody adores my ex. So i am jealous of how much my dog loves my ex.
@@byndmain9288 Iâm sorry *what*
R/nice girls: overly obsessed girls
R/nice guys: really creepy guys
R/puppy bloopers: DOG!
r/foundthemobileuser
r/yallstupid
r/ihavereddit
Very accurate
@@goov4515 The pure irony
"A gym is not a place to pick up girls, it's a place to pick up weights."
I need a T-Shirt with this one
OOOhhh yeah i remember how skimpy clothed girls in full makeup showed up at the gym. Starting doing squatts in the middle of weigh section or weight lifting while bent on the bench. Precious times
@Studio Autio Really? Picking up fat women got me back problems
Hehe me too ! Actually sounds like a great ice breaker !
@Studio Autio did you at least get some bench presses in before?
Cringe af tbh
18:53 âYouâre such a beautiful young lady, I wouldnât mind buying you at the slave tradeâ
I literally dropped my jaw at that one holy shit. I realize nice guys are stupid but I didnât realize they were so stupid as to believe that would have any positive reaction whatsoever
Thatâs a joke you should only make with good friends, even thenâŠ
I like how whenever he hears his dog he yells/says
âDogâ
*"Woman sends 159,000 texts, breaks into guys house NAKED after just ONE date"*
Woah, buddy
Let me guess... Florida?
Yeah that sounds right.
Woah.... that went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick.
thst sounds like a rly funny porn video
@@saharamoon7700 now THATS a million dollar idea lmao
Nice guys: Why won't women let themselves be abused by me!?
Nice girls: Why won't men let themselves be abused by me!?
Nice guy: (looks at Nice Girl)
Nice girl: (looks at Nice Guy)
(Kisses)
Basically that sitting at table meme
@@ghostmobiil as many have said that is how entitled parents are born
@Freeman319 Is it really abuse if they want it?
@@sselesUneeuQ damn
I know both men and women who have PTSD from being abused.. Abuse is never the fault of the victim, but sometimes the damage could've been limited if the victims stood up for themselves. Unfortunately they aren't always aware how bad they have it, or that they actually can do something about it, till it's too late.
At the 2:30 for the pet thing "paws before bras" popped up I my head, do I guess it works
girl: would you offer to hug away someone's diabetes
me: I would gladly hug away diabetes if it were posable
10:17 A creepy American guy texting a random Indian girl is honestly one of the greatest reversals I've ever seen.
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@@astrobushy1121 ^
@@astrobushy1121 the clishee of creepy Indian Guys texting White women in social Media asking for nudes in horrible grammar
the only thing better could be a crazy indian girl messaging a random white guy
I had a girlfriend who told me to choose, her, or my cat... I *had* a girlfriend, lol!
Ultimatums are threats, and I do NOT respond well to threats.
If it was my lass or my dog i would still be buying dog food let me tell u that.
My ex tried that shit with my dog. My dog that I've been on deployment with and provides me with public support and doesnt let ppl stand in my bubble because I'll lose my shit. I basically escorted her out of my house with my pistol.
"i don't negotiate with terrorists"
Yeah like I donât care who you are, you come second to my pets
Thomas Villavicencio not sure why you needed a pistol, you may want to work on your anger a bit. But of course you dump her. But you couldnt throw a girl out of your house without a fucking gun drawn?
When I hear âyour such a beautiful *YOUNG* ladyâ I automatically think nice guy
âNice guysâ are creepier and ânice girlsâ are crazier or more insane. Thatâs my opinion though...
Agree
Yeah I agree but the point is over all they're entitled and rude.
It amazes me that they have friends at all really!
I dont know maybe it because i am a woman. I think nice girls tend to be creepier. Like nice guys are generally pretty easy to spot they are pretty upfront with their creepy. I think girls hide it better for longer so when you realise its creepier. Nice guy your hair is so pretty send me a lock. Creepy. Nice girls but i even kept a lock of your hair from when you got me to cut your hair 2 years ago. Supper creepy
@@f.t.cnation9999 I am a women as well
@@kakarotcat5762 ok i just thought it it might be the fact that i was a woman that i felt differently.
Whenever my husband says "Who's the prettiest girl in the world?" I know he's talking to our Lab! I don't mind at all, because she is!
Nancy Wallingford you should put a spycam in your bedroom, who knows what they do when your not around...
This comment section lmao
Floyd Lechner Bruh-What?!?!
Um, you should be worried, because YOU alone are the prettiest girl in the world. Time to start checking his phone.
@@floydlechner2445 when you catch them, kick down the door, and scream 'PLAYER 3 HAS ENTERED THE GAME'
All of these people didnât dodge a bullet They matrixed them
Lol high IQ meme.
They went... *ultra instinct*
@@razormarkz HAHAHAHAHAHA NICE
@@razormarkz cha cha real smooth
Whoa đź
My ex best friend is an r/nicegirl. I had a crush on my bf for years before we started dating and she only knew he existed bc of me. When we started dating, she messaged him and told him she has a crush on him and felt like they would be a better pair bc heâs tall and skinny and sheâs short and petite and Iâm tall and athletic build. We had stopped being friends by then. He asked me if I knew her and when I told him yes, he blocked her. He said he didnât know her and was only friends on fb bc he had a class in college with her 5 years ago. He knew she was trying shit
"Cats before Brats"
Anyone who calls themselves a nice person usually isnât.
To be considered nice, other people have to consider you nice. Makes sense.
People tell me Iâm nice and then I think Iâve tricked them lol
Played a mild joke on my sister. She havent talked to me in nearly a decade. People tell me Im nice. I really hate when they do that!
Was partying with a few friends for once, happens about less then once each year. A very "exposed" image of me ended up on facebook. The moron forgot to set it to our group only. One of my daughters have barely spoken to me in a month. Why? The guy she has a crush on said I was a super hot milf. I still got it! ;D
Should I lure him to our house and lock them in with dinner ready? Should I take it a bit further and trick them into the bathroom with only underwear on (or less) and lock them in? I mean that has to work, right?
That goes for most things you have to say yourself. Iâm a nice, Iâm a funny, Iâm a cool, Iâm a very stable Genius...etc.
I am a bad nice & nice bad person.
If nice girls and nice guys get married do they become entitled parents
someone get this man a harvard scholarship
I was just wondering what would happen if they got together
U got it spot on
0_0
No, the woman becomes an abused broken shell of herself and the man starts not caring about any and everything in general. Both become even more dysfunctional fuckwads than they were and any children resulting from the marriage end up traumatised and taken from the broken home into which they were born.
"It's like your mouth is falling down stairs." Epic!
I literally donât get how people can be jealous of their partnerâs pets. My husband is 6ft 3 and a power lifter with a beard and pony tail, but when I see him cuddling and being soft with our two papillon dogs, it just makes my heart melt. Surely seeing your SO being kind and affectionate, especially to an animal, is a sign that they have a good character?
Yeah, my girlfriend isn't very tall but she lifts 6 days/week so she's a little tank and it's so cute seeing her cuddle with the dogs too. I don't trust people who don't like animals.
"why aren't any buff guys talk to me at a gym?"
Answer: because they want to train before lifting 200 pounds"
plus they are pretty self centered. Women complained when men tried to hit on them in gyms, yet she expecting some free passionhugging from a freakazoid.
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH ROUSTED!!! Boi gurl you do it like as savage!!
*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH*
Yakton oooof
Before lifting the weight of her standards XD
"Women can't keep their emotions in check"
Meanwhile, he writes paragraphs upon paragraphs of insults in angry rage. How hypocritical
That's how those type of men are.
Less hypocritical and more lacking in self-awareness, really.
Irony!
He did say 1 thing accurate though, "go get therapy, you'll be better for it" (close enough to what he said everything else he said killed brain cells)
Bro how'd you describe the kids in call of duty so well
While listening to this it made me realize I was being a "nice girl" to my friend. And I used to blame most of my problems on other people and a little myself. Now I think it's clear that most of the time it was the other way around. I was really controlling over my friend cause I loved him for years and went through everything with him. Then acted like I was entitled to a relationship. I really regret everything and I know now to not to act entitled and just cause your nice doesn't mean your entitled to a relationship.
This could be turned into a redemption arc in an anime
"NO kids, im not looking to carry on SOME OTHER GUYS SAVE FILE"
This broke me.
Nice guy: "fEmAlE"
Me: *organs have shriveled up inside my body*
What's wrong with that
@@crossfire4691 because we are humans, just say man and women like normal people do.
Saying male and female is like you refer to a species, that has nothing to do with you or you don't understand rather than individuals and people.
It's stereotyping behaviour which makes us think you are a stereotype too.
So calling a girl a female, that girl is going to think you are one of two things.
1. Nice guy/fedora, trenchcoat, sometimes even sword (often katana) wearing neckbeard.
2. Peabrained sexually obsessed and women objectifying (sometimes roofie wannabee rapist) fratboy chad.
I'm overstereotyping to make it clear but you catch my drift.
Don't call a girl a 'fEmAle' it is sooo cringe and she will almost guaranteed write you off in her head.
@@greyscalesx thank u for ur reply, I was seriously confused on this but now I understand
Priscillia Sylva but some people say that because thatâs ur gender they are not trying to be mean and I know they can just say woman but sometimes I just automatically call someone by their gender (male or female) it just comes up
Iâm a guy and I feel the same way lol
* pets my cat sitting next to me * I would literally drop kick a guy out of my life if he told me to pick between him and my cats
Boyfriend for sale dislikes animals I'll leave him on the curb for you
Me too
same with me but with my dog (i dont have a cat but i have a dog)
@@juliam9111 I like banana chips
Guy: It's me or your cats.
Girl: meow meow!
*Proceeds to hiss and throw him over the balcony*
Girl: Mew Mew bitch!
Why do these "Nice guys" make me wanna not go outside at all?
I dated a ânice guyâ I thought he was normal/sane when we first started talking. When we started dating he would always call and when I was busy he would blow up my phone. Then is escalated that I had to sleep on the phone and if I hung up and went back to sleep he would call me back and wake me up. After trying to break up he showed up to my house in the middle of the night. He thought passionate hugging would fix how i felt and thought that a baby would be a great idea even if I was in high school. I was finally able to break up with him and blocked him but only after he threatened suicide and threatened that he would come back and I would know what he was capable of. We then moved a few months later and it turns out heâs done this to some of my past older friends that graduated before me. And that he was on Meghans Law watchlist for sexually assaulting minors.
Damn sounds like a horrible experience. Really scary, good thing you moved.
I like how the girl was jealous of the fact that her boyfriend was petting his cat, like she wanted him to say to her, â thereâs my girl!â and then pet her.
And give her half of the kitty treats! đ€Ł
And if she refuses, she clearly doesn't love him enough!
MY girlfrind actually says "thereâs my girl!" and pets me xD
Im lovin it! :3
I like hearing "theres my girl" and getting pets, but damn, getting mad bc their pets get attention too is just gross. Animals need just as much love and affection as a person.
@@nigredoooalgown6245 A fellow Overlord fan I see
I'm gonna be honest, i wouldn't mind that in a relationship XD
"I've been physically and digitally stalking you for years. Hope this helps with your night terrors." It will definitely help with her restraining order.
Here's a phrase. "Kitties before Titties." Sorry to all those who don't have cats, but still, This phrase is accurate.
Yes, I just realized I copied someone. I'm just sitting at a table and doing art, Soo Forgive me If Copying offends someone.
No worries. It's not that big of a deal plus you apologised for it which most would do. :)
i wonder what a nicegirl and niceguy relationship would look or be like...
Canât we just lock them all on an island together and let them at each other?!?
I would love to but they always manage to escape NASA still does not know how they escape?đđđ
sry but hunger games are still illegal
DragonGold Thats exactly what Iâd imagined this island might instantly become , hunger games đđ€Łđđ€Ł Except I cant see any of these types teaming up for one second, not even to advance their own interest., that would require calming down enough to think ahead. Thatâs almost an impossibility đđ€Łđ
NativeNYerChicHK they could make a reality tv show about it. Itâs sell
Like hotcakes
thatâs a reality show iâd actually watch
Neither are creeps
Both are delusional, demanding, and have expectations WAY too high.
Okay, some of both are creeps.
I have given you the 69th like
Thank you for this comment.
Smart Donut
Damn right we are!
From personal experience, nice guys are scarier. From this, they're equally scary.
Fun story, when I came out as bisexual in middle school, a "nice guy" told me I needed to see a therapist. He made it clear that by that, he meant "the rapist", implying I needed to be assaulted to turn straight.
when she said at the end âsorry i said all those things just one date is all i needâ i wouldve just been like nah
âItâs like your mouth is falling down the stairsâ... now that was funny
I'm going to remember this line, just in case! đ
That line might come in handy one day.
I was trying to think of how I would have responded to those texts and that one-liner summed up all my lines lmao It was beautiful
"Women can't be trusted with important tasks"
Then why for years were we trusted to look after the household, cook, clean and raise kids? (Not to mention that we also worked in factories and farms in i believe both world war 1 and 2) Can someone please ask that niceguy this
Don't bother ask people like these.
He will say raising the kid isn't an important task.
@@glatykoffi6672 these people are insane , I kind of hope I never meet one (but sometimes, I think it would be funny to meet one lol) XD
I bet not even his mom loved him or took care of him because he is a massive unlikeable dick, so that's probably why he thinks that.
i agree with this conversation, but, women around ww1, though they helped a lot, basically saying if you didnt serve in the military, you had a small peen and were worthless, it was called the white feather movement
@@glatykoffi6672 they think a woman is only here to please her man, i've seen them nice guys trying to flirt with infertile girls by saying things like "i can have unprotected sex with you without worrying you'll get pregnant, that makes you perfect".
Are those people even aware of what are they saying?.
OHMYGODTHECATSTORY. My ex was also jealous of my cat bc I'm not particularly touchy but cat could sit on my lap and get all them pets she wanted. AND. HE. WAS. ACTUALLY. JEALOUS.
I love that there's puppy bloopers at the end cuz it warms my heart afterwards after watching people being put in these terrible situations
"If you get triggered by anything sexual, just jog on." So, what he's saying, is that consent doesn't matter and he'll take what he wants when he wants because he's entitled to it as the "boyfriend". Little does he know, that's called _rape._
His response (most likely): âYour own fault for walking around other men besides me. If you had stayed with a nice guy like me, this wouldnât have happened.â I feel sick writing that, but that lines up with how these dickheads talk.
I read that quote as a "nobody cares about your forced asexuality agenda thingamabobber. welcome to the internet. People get horny." type thing before clicking "read more" for some reason...
That's not what I read out of it but maybe that's because I'm overly sensitive ace
Who have literally had to deal with people saying I'm a lesser person because I don't like sexual jokes or comments so I thought he was being like that
@@lahlybird895 I'm ace, too. I've gotten that, but more often than not people just think we outright don't exist. This guy doesn't have the mental capacity to think we exist, let alone insult us lol
@@platinum_noelle hmm fair lol
*âDOGâ*
*â D O G â*
*â D O G S H U T U- â*
*â D O G â*
rSlash went to angry to happy in the spam of seconds.
OK NEED A TIMESTAMP!!!
D e a d itâs just at the end of the video when he does puppy bloopers
yeah well u cant be angry at a pet trying to get ur attention, it just doesnt work
@@StelleronCUNTer around 19:25
Rslash interacting with Yugo is so cute and wholesome
your conversation with your dog at the end of the video is such a treat đ
This video totally creeps me out, I was 15 and I remember I acted like a total creep back then, it was horrendous. I've worked on myself for past 5 years but whenever I think of it, I cringe so bad like literally get uncomfortable from my core. Can't watch the whole video with all the pain of asshead I was, but a good video to be reminded of how I was and you grow in life.
The battle of the century:
"Nice" guys vs "nice" girls
DepressedAndDank nice
If we lock some Niceguys and Nicegirls, in a room for a couple of hours, I think when we come back we will find they have all eaten each other alive and the last one alive will have eaten themselves ;op
The Japanese split the difference and gave us cat girls
YOU FOOL! YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS THE END?! THIS IS ONLY EPISODE 2!!!
@@carolhass8655 why did Dio pop into my head on that?
Oh my God he didn't use "hugging passionately".
The end times are here
If he's going to substitute sex for intercourse every time now, lets hope nobody talks about the sex of their baby...
@@knifeyonline In that case, he'd just use gender.
@@akl2k7 thanks buzz killington, glad to see you appreciated my joke.
Yup, just saw the 4 Horsemen fly by: a Nice Guy, a Nice Girl and Karen and an Anti-Vaxxer. God help us all....
Joseph Stott
Glad to see youâd rather be an asshole to someone than just explain it was a joke.
I love when you crack up while reading them, nothing major, just a chuckle or have to insert a comment, it always makes me laugh
The adorable ending is just what I needed to recover from the infuriating and disturbing 20 minutes that came before lol
"If this is his idea of social skills, a warm jar of mayonnaise would meet his standards."
Goddamned savage, man.
"because I'm a nIcE pErSoN"
Me: *_N o_*
This comment actually made me laugh. You funnyđ
because i'm a NiCe PeRsOn
you fat jerk
(not aimed at you, no offense)
The puppy bloopers at the end was the wholesome end I needed after all those creepy messagesđâš
Nice guys sounds like they were band kids in weird annoying Middle School/High schoolđ
A beginning couple goes on a vacation
The dude *see's a beautiful scenery*: Omg that is so beautiful
The girl thinking: he is showing affection to the earth!? We're never coming here to see this sl*t
*proceeds to move to the moon*
The dude: "man i sure do miss earth, but my girlfriend was right, this gravity and all these craters are amazing and in a way beautiful!"
The girl's mind: OMG these sl*ts are everywhere!
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2:40 âKitties before ti**iesâ Iâm sorry, I just thought of that lmao-
Ok the puppy bloopers were too precious!
The dog part has vanquished any unhappy feelings Iâve had today. I legit died of joy
I got two ideas for the âbros before hoesâ thing about pets
1. Pets before hets - this really only works for straight relationships but still
2. Cats before brats - only if your girl actually sucks but for some reason you arenât breaking up with her, this works
Brookalini The Great and kitties before tities
Dogs before pogs
Doggos before bongos (bongos being boobs)
Fishes before bitches
Rats before brats
Sneks before snaccs
Lizards over misters
the other way around is owner before boner.
Kitties before titties
âAnd broke into his home naked after- *dog* - â
No my dog broke into my home naked when I read this. Dachshund through the dog door lol.
I like the yugo bloopers especially when he barks in the same exact place over and over.
Lol the dog blooper are great, clearly a lot of love for the chatty pup
i have a phrase for the cat story: "cats before brats" terrible, i know
Kitties before t*tties
April Flowers same one that I thought of
Pussy before pussy
... I just posted that before seeing this lol
No, no, it's perfect.
"Its like your mouth is falling down the stairs"
Literally laughed out loud!! That is the best description I have ever heard. đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Jennifer Bonk i prefer word vomit myself, but this works just as well
To the girl who wanted her guy to get rid of his cat thatâs had a longer tenure than her, I can almost guarantee you based on how he treats his cat, you would be the first one out the door. I know if my partner did something like that it wouldnât go well to say the least. Personally my cat has been the reason Iâve kept on trucking. I donât know his specific situation but it just irks me when people act like this.
Those dog bloopers at the end were so cute đ„șđ„șđ„ș
People who say "I hope you die" think they have a secret to immortality. To date, we will all die. You don't have to wish it to me. It'll happen.
"And broke into his home naked after dog"
Best blooper so far.
0:58 oh you want this creep harassing us at the gym?? Here take him I donât want him anyway đ€Ł
i know this was 2 years ago but when rslash said 'ern bru' that struck me down to the core all love tho rslash keep it up man!
The one that said engineering is for men only:
My grandma
(Retired chemical engineer)
Mine used to build gas pipelines with my grandpa. Don't know how this specialization's called in English.
My sister works in a lab with a clean room environment. She is highly regarded by all around her.
I found that dude hilarious because he was going on and on about how insecure she was and how she was bound to write paragraphs in response to him (due to his racist/misogynistic comments) but then she didn't say anything the entire time lol. You sly dog, you got me monologuing.
Damn she's smart!
"pets before pests" đ
The creepy guy voice rslash uses for the nice guys portion makes me laugh and terrified at the same time đ
One of the biggest red flags, when they get jealous of your pets. Only one that should feel that way, is other pets (We've all seen those videos). LMAO
I would love to see a nice girl and a nice guy interacting đ€Ł
The passive aggressive and sneering niceness levels would be through the roof.
Refer to the comment above you (according to my screen)
A match made in hell đ€Ł
I bet they'd screech at each other to be more beautiful while also demanding the other to accept them the way they are. If they end up marrying, that's how you get entitledparents and entitledkids.
rSlash: *Asks us to help name his puppy*
Also rSlash: *Proceeds to call Yugo "Dog!" more than "Yugo"*
I love the doggy bloopers. And I love when the commentator randomly laughs at things during the reading of the op's comments LOL. I have doggies too and I know how hard it is to record with them doing things in the background. My big dog is very boisterous and can make it very difficult lol
The puppy bloopers are the best!
If any SO every asked me to get rid of a a beloved family member (a pet) they'd be gone before their next sentence
Stephy Lynn IKR
Meh cats are lame.
lmao no they're not.
Spleens The Cocaine Addicted Cat you are single so shut your face
What's Amnesia? I forgot shut up you little priss
"The gym isn't to pick up girls, it's to pick up weight." - Rslash. Me: wat
r/woooooosh
I have wap - wasted academic potential đđïžđđïž
Gyms are for waights not dates ha ha
Bro did she really think that a guy saying âthereâs my girlâ is him dating his cat. đ€Šââïž
Those guys r creepy af, and those girls are insane
12:15 âthis isnât sexistâ (proceeds to be sexist)
He's threatening chaotic nonsense
For the cat one: cats before twats
Just Kat Yass
edit: nvm i'm
not s m a r t
That doesn't even rhyme though
Kitties before titties!
Gremlin D.VA if you pronounce Twat the British way it does
The first one, I'm dead-
Like girl, even if this IS a test, nobody likes being asked questions like "What's your height?" I think OP was in the right for that one, lol. He dodged a bullet there if it was just a excuse (which is what I'm guessing)
At 1:37 that guy was like the guy who dodges a nuke on accident by going on vacation
Imagine a nice guy/ nice girl being like: They're cheating on me with their spouse
When you try to introduce your girlfriend to your family, but then your wife starts freaking out
xD
âitâs like your mouth is falling down the stairsâ belongs on r/rareinsults
lmao
for the first one i can imagine her giggling behind her phone like âHaha i sure showed himâ and the dude just being like âdodged a bullet thereâ
OMG...puppy bloopers at the end. adorable.
Subscribing just for that.
To the sexist guy claiming engineering is only for guys: Iâm about a year to a year and half from graduating with my BS of Mechanical Engineering. Iâll keep your comment in mind when I walk across the stage. đ
Kat W. Congrats
So you're fat then?
Fuck yeah, engineers unite!
@@bobdole8830 Does her fat what?
Congratulations. Hope you have a wonderful life doing what you do. Also, please be careful of "nice guys ".
"I'm not going to continue some other guy's save file" .. on one hand, ROFL .. on the other, what a piece of crap. I've raised my wife's daughter from newborn when we met, and both of our lives are all the better that she has a father.
Stepping in and stepping up is not easy by any means, thank you for making the time and effort for your daughter. I never knew my Bio-dad (aka sperm donor) but my Mom got married when I was in middle school to the guy she met when I was only 10, and even tho as a teenager it took me a while to warm up to it and him....idk what I would do without my Dad.
So it means a whole lot more than she may ever be able to express, seeing as she has never known things any other way...but as a person who grew up feeling slightly abandoned by that other guy, it isn't lost on me that I wound up with a Dad that not only would never walk away but chose to walk towards me instead..
Yeah, witty line, shitty intentions.
Honestly, I love my stepfather more than my own biological father. At heart he stepped up to the plate when we needed him. "We" being my Mom, me, my siblings, and our pets.
You don't need to born to/with someone to be family.
He honestly could have reworded the whole thing to make it pretty decent if he didn't try to make everything "clever". Here is the exact same thing translated into non-douche.
"Hello, I am single and looking for a partner who lives in the Essex area to have a long term relationship with. What I am looking for is a partner who is an outgoing person that is confident in what they like, and is looking for the same. It is also important to me that you share my political views as it is a major part of who I am. One last thing to note is I do not feel I am ready for raising a child at this point in my life, so I am not open to dating single mothers."
Could be refined a bit, but didn't want to add or miss anything he wrote.
Imagine being so insecure you are jealous of your bf's cat
"Everyone knows night terrors are just nightmares"
Yes... that is correct... BUT... they are the realest nightmares you will ever had
AND they're constant.
It's like if you went to sleep to regain energy, but woke up feeling like you were buried alive in a stainless steel coffin and survived for a year despite that being physically impossible for a human to do. Sweaty sheets every morning.