Top Gear Radio Show - Full (2006)
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- The Top Gear Radio programme, originally aired on BBC Sothern Counties Radio sometime in 2006, then later aired on the Top Gear TV Show, albeit a bit shortened and edited. The original uploads of the radio show on CZcams were 16 10 minute-videos, so I thought I'd create the full version. I also cut out basically any part where the main presenters Jeremy Clarkson, Richard hammond and James May aren't talking, it was about 30 minutes of other people brabbling about news and traffic and sport. Since this is from 2006 and the world has changed a lot since then, we don't need any of that. Who even cares about Charles Clarke and his departments failure to check, whether 1000 foreign prisoners should've been released from jail instead of being deported anymore?
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Listening to this as a custom track while driving in GTA is a unique experience
My favorite part about this is that it's being commented by Big Smoke
Hi brother
*turns onto to the LS freeway*
"IT’S ALL COMPLETELY HOPELESS"
good idea
And eating number 9s
*I am driving in my car, listening to Jeremy Claaaaarkson.*
What time is that?
Lord Harper 39:24
UltimateSimulation beep bebe beep
Lord Harper 58:17
i want to make that my alarm sound
I checked the UK government tax website for the personalised number plate from the DB9. He’s now driving a 2016 Range Rover Sport (v6 diesel) in Grey. Just in case anyone is wondering.
Eamon
You are great.
Eamon Might've sold the plate so could be a different person.
Thanks didn't think about that
Matthew Kirkham how’s your cooking recipes going? You fucking simp 😂
Matthew Kirkham don’t be a prick
"Jeremy, go."
*"IT'S ALL COMPLETELY HOPELESS!"*
"Thank you very much, that's the travel with Jeremy Clarkson."
(50:35)
😂😂 thank youuuu
my reaction to 2020
That's simple and quick wtf wrong with that lol
Richard Hammond is a natural radio host. He's very good.
He used to be a radio host in the late 80s, so he has experience with it.
Stable Life he hosted the show well, but I thought he actually was a bit rude to some of the callers
Stable Life q
Richard is trained as a local radio dj
i so love his voice, it's so pleasant and smooth and comforting :3
I’d kill for these guys to have a radio show every week
Agreed...
Also agreed.
Definitely agreed
I’d commit genocide for them to do it every day
Yeeees
All the jingels:
20:30 (2, 4, 6, 8, James May)
21:00 (There's only one radio show...)
39:23 (I've been driving in my car listening to Jeremy Clarkson)
and it's top gear eeooo
Thx
Two, Four, Six, Eight, James May...
maaaaayyyy MmMMAAAaYYYy
There’s only one radio show.. that is Top Gear eighooh... owooh
I’ve been driving in my car, listening to JJeerreemmyy CCllaarrkkssoonn
Those are the actually lyrics! :)
may : it rubbish!!
Awesome!
0:10 Good start
20:30 2, 4, 6, 8, James May
21:00 There’s only one radio show...
32:40 James May's Jet Wash
39:23 I’ve been driving in car listening to Jeremy Clarkson
50:35 "Its all completely hopeless!"
1:02:03 best sports news ever
1:06:15 Hammond's 'Oi!'
1:17:42 Writing a Book
1:46:30 Hammond's Mis-timed Loo Break
1:59:50 Mrs. Smith is Rubbish
thx
Mrs. smith is rubbish
Thanks 🙏
Oi!
Did anyone figure out the answer to Jame's question about the jetwash bonger
Wasn’t as bad as the tv show made out
Henry Rawcliffe TV made it sound like a waste of time, and Donger was a filler with all negative. Boy is that wrong
But it wouldn't make for entertaining tv
Success isn’t funny, failure is hilarious
@@adventure_F0x Ricky Gervais nailed that idea, check out his podcast with the man with the world's roundest head, that's mad innit
@@adventure_F0x i must go to parties more often than, to lighten up the mood.
The best radio show ever! Genuinely entertaining!
They need to do a podcast!
I am driving in my car, listening to Jeremy Claaaaarkson.
I can't believe BBC 1 didn't go through with just ONE hour of Top Gear Radio. They could run it at around tea time or just before lunch. I would subscribe to satellite radio to hear them for an hour 5 days a week.
Jeremy Clarkson writes books in his spare time and they're just hilarious. I loved reading "The world according to Clarkson" where he pokes fun at EVERYTHING from Swiss bankers and then PM Blair to what one should do when your best mate squeals on you in court! LMAO! PS: as for the whistle blowing: Jeremy said
"Well, I though about this long and hard in the shower this morning and I've decided I'd squeal like a baby, because you know something? Friendship is not an unshakeable bond at all. It's like a gigantic sand dune, seemingly huge and permanent, but one day you get up and it's gone."
My favorite line from that chapter:
(he pokes fun at his drinking buddies from the early 80s) "Had one of them been accused of gouging the barman's eyes out with a lawnmower, I'd have told the police I was dead at the time and that I knew nothing. I would even have taken the heat on his behalf, had push come to shove."
Then he rambles about whether one can have too many mates:
"I have become so desperate about this friends business that I recently asked my wife not to put any new people in the address book. I don't care how nice they are. I don't care if he is funny or that she's allergic to underwear. We have now got enough friends." 😂😂
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1:03:03; I don’t know if anyone can relate but this warmed my heart - it merely *proves* their high regards for one another and loyal friendship they each share ! A large part of me was complete when Richard referred to James and Jeremy as his mates, I *loved* it. This *entire* Radio Session was *fantastic* and I could listen to them *all* day - just hearing their voices makes me a little warmer inside !
Diana Bond lovely comment
I V E G O T T H E B U T T O N
They love each other in a hateful way and that’s perfect. When I say love, they’re used to each other but sick as well since they spend most of the time together.
I remember watching a clip where Jeremy calculated that he spends time with James and Richard VS his kids in a 5:1 ratio, so for every hour he spent with his kids he spent 5 hours with the guys hahah
I agree with you, but I think you may be exaggerating. They are friends, but admitting it isn't a big deal.
1:02:55 so funny when he plays it over the sports presenter
Ben Crook yeah!
😂😂😂
Richard is a friend
He shut him up since he was shouting at May and Richard just denied him that rudeness.
IVE BEEN DRIVING IN MY CAR LISTENING TO JEREMY CLARKSON BEEP BEEP
I really, really wish Hammond played the ‘I’ve been driving in my car’ bit over Ms Smith’s rant, the noises he was making while she was talking was still pretty hilarious though. Good times
Yeah that would have been great
I think Mrs Smith may have been an actress for the show
Clarkson: 'right, um…'
May: *wheezing*
As soon the show starts, it's already a legend.
Richard: trying his best to keep the show together
James : sulking because he doesn't want to be there
Jeremy : offers to commit suicide because he lost an argument
Tbh he didn't even lose the argument as far as I could tell he just kinda stopped caring haha
@@-Teague- He did what he always does: someone talks back with some idea of what they're talking abt, and Jeremy says he doesn't want to talk anymore, like a five-year old. I mean I love the chaps but you CANNOT argue reasonably with Jeremy Clarkson. At least not the Clarkson around this time, he has improved
@@TheLastCrusader22 it was a joke as well
Not continuing to argue, but bringing things to a close, before they become heated, is not the worst strategy ever heard.
1:02:30 I love how Richard comes to James' defense here. He's not having that shit and shuts the cricket guy down quick. Displays of genuine affection are kinda rare between these three, was nice to see that here.
Thats why the 'new' top gear never took off. these three have Amazing chemistry. you can especically tell from James interview where he says "Much as i think hes a knob, I quite like working with Jeremy"
it's just so much more real between these guys. they're actual mates
As much as it would be very nice and touching for them to display that affection (even Jonathan Ross couldn’t get Jeremy to admit he loved the guys lmao), the mere fact that James and Richard immediately quit TG even after being offered that much money by the BBC and didn’t even entertain the possibility of staying just speaks volumes. They’ll all follow each other to the ends of the earth. I wish I had a friendship even a bit like them
@@justinhamilton8647 I agree. That's why TGT annoys me a bit. They've kind of gone over the top with the "hating each other" shtick. I always read it as three guys who are really good buddies, but who demonstrate it by pretending to dislike each other. In TGT they go out of their way to pretend to actually hate each other. It's annoying, and not very plausible, because of what you ust said. Obviously you DON'T actually hate each oterh and wish death on one another, or you wouldn't have quit BBC as a trio. Nobody works together that long and that well while despising each other. That's why BBC is stupid to think they can just continue Top Gear with different people: these guys ARE Top Gear, they created the show. I don't watch Top Gear to see the cars and fancy camera work, I watch it too see Clarkson, Hammond and May being brilliant together. Without them I have zero interest. When people say "I like Top Gear" they mean they like these three. It's like saying "come and watch the Three Stooges; we got rid of Moe and Larry and Curly and replaced them Jim, Elizabeth, and Jose, but it's basically the same show". No, it isn't.
William Walker My thoughts exactly, although I hadn’t really noticed (or paid attention) that they go overboard on TGT, but I just rewatched the first season last week with that in mind, and it does indeed happen a lot hahah. it’s just as you said, if they genuinely hated each other they would never give up the BBC for, at the time, unemployment. They have a definite love for each other and I just want to see that expressed a bit more directly, maybe I’m just soft and they’re old school tough guys lmao
How to describe this: Imagine the News segment of Top Gear but over two hours. I'd listen to that. Ya know, this would be great as a Podcast every week or month or so, though I'd imagine they'd run out of material eventually and will have to take a hiatus.
They have their videopodcasts about other things back in the day on top gear's site
Tommy Hansen where?
Maxys Dog ya please I can’t find it
@@tommyhansen7600where is it
@@BlueflagAlpha oh sorry it was taken down when top gear nuked themselves. It was a weekly show
Hearing Richard and Jeremy immediately call out the guy for stereotyping against women drivers was heart warming. Far too many people don't realise the bombast is 90% character for the show
What timestamp is this?
@@thesamuraiduke9900 24:45
he sounded so nervous and guilty after they called him out
13 Years Later and I still listen to this radio show when I'm bored just to hear thier classic voices. Still a true classic
Even now?
@@danielsmith9476 Yes sir, listened to it the other day while working on my car. Cant be the banter these 3 produce
@@VinylScratchBass never gets old does it
@@VinylScratchBasssame man. This is so much fun
Seems a lot better than what was shown on the show
Hanan Ur Rehman
It's actually staggering how little made it into the show, there's plenty more Hammond messing the mixing up, James's lack of a fuck about doing the news/weather properly, etc.
Jeremy Clarkson's "I just offered to commit suicide!"
@@nicklindsey1765 timestamp?
@@Thicc_Cheese_Dip first four minutes
they’re also all very witty and generally good conversationalists
20:30 2, 4, 6, 8, James May
21:00 There’s only one radio show...
39:23 I’ve been driving in car listening to Jeremy Clarkson
1:02:03 best sports news ever
1:59:50 Mrs. Smith’s affair
"but... But... BUT... BUT!"
50:32 hopeless
Yelo 153 “Jeremy, go.” “IT’S ALL COMPLETELY HOPELESS”
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This is not going as badly as I would have thought from the TV show.
they only showed us jeremy and the traffic reports an everything going wrong XD
i like how Richard stood up for James at 1:02:36
Hamster got fed up and told the being cunt to fuck off in his own way
1:02:55 total silence from the sports guy
I can just imagine them staring, both annoyed at each other & tbh I would have done the same as hammond
@@Ethan-Entah was the sports guy joking at May about how he didn’t know about cricket or was he dead serious?
@@elliot7753 seemed pretty hurt that may didn't understand the point system
@@Ethan-Entah there's an episode of them doing the show on topgear you can see for yourself!
1:06:15 I love Hammond's 'Oi!'
I read this comment literally as he said it!!
Thank you for this upload, genuinely appreciate this more than you can imagine!
Bigby Wolf you‘re welcome!
Yeah this is fantastic, there is another upload like this on CZcams, but it's not as along or high quality like this one.
This was such a joy to listen to.
What did upset me was the “record high fuel prices of 98p a litre” which now in 2022 its getting to over £2 a litre. I’d happily go back and live in 2005
I want to go back too 😂
Inflation after this time means it could be a lot worse tbh
I'm from Sweden, and we're not a country blessed with low fuel prices (anything but) but £2 a litre seems REALLY expensive, it's about 1 pound 37 in equivalent Swedish currency here at the moment and we all think that is expensive. I'm honestly surprised Britain has even higher fuel prices than Sweden!
Meanwhile Americans are complaining sitting at the equivalent of 90 cents per litre (3.46 dollars per gallon currently, less in some states more in some)
33:50 surprisingly supportive, I didnt expect that!
You my friend are the greatest man alive
This has settled my next two hours
i can’t understand why people phoned in complaining? i’d genuinely listen to these three every single day if they had their own radio station just for the pure entertainment.
@SarkyBegger except they all sound like angry middle aged people that would complain and bitch to every retail employee that doesn't just go "Yes sir/ma'am I'll do this totally unreasonable thing that nobody but you cares about"
@SarkyBegger dont put spam in with those people, may loves spam sammies
people are stupid and miserable and they just complain about some things
I can assure you and everyone else hating on people not liking it that some people have such shit jobs that they dont want any bullshit after an exhausting day of work and just get home as quickly as possible. But when suddenly 3 guys go in the recording booth and you drive right into a traffic jam which could have been prevented, it sucks fucking ass.
Of course, the entire show was incredibly funny to fans of the show, but if youre someone who just wants to get home from his 9-5, it really fucking sucked.
Lol cuz it’s not the normal programming. People that don’t watch Top Gear would think it’s absolute ass
I love how Richard defended James when he was being roasted by the sports reporter
Yeah that sports reporter was a 🤓🤓
"Well he's ginger and he's welsh" XDDD
How to describe Bangkok's traffic
"IT'S ALL COMPLETELY HOPELESS"
Or Kampala, as the boys well know.
Thank you very much thats the travel with jeremy clarkson
50:37
@@onlinefriend3889 like in Jakarta's traffic
You're not wrong
“You my son have HAD IT” 😂 nothing tops British humour.
Fucking brilliant hahaha
Screw all the people who said it wasn/t good. I'd pay to listen to this everyday
50:36 is my reaction to youtube rewind 2018
50:36
I'm so happy someone mentioned this.
山内淳カイル Your welcome
Morgan Kendall hammond is LEGENDARY lmao
The best part 😂
IT'S ALL COMPLETELY H O P E L E S S
thank you
2:00:26 women Smith is a proper arse! Just comes on the phone and she is the ONLY person who dragged this radio show down. I thought these 3 were so comical. Honestly they'd be great doing their own travel reports I think. Even if it was not a travel report they'd be absolutely hilarious.
kindness ARK I think they should have their own radio show
kindness ARK man
Entitled bat who probably helped bring the economy down by buying shit she can't afford and giving the bill the the next generation
greywolf 18 she’s a stupid old bitch who’s not been shagged for 60 years
Just a boring all biddy who’s cats keep dying because even they don’t give a fuck
"The important thing to remember when you shouted at my mates was that I've got the buttons!"
That shut the poncy sod up :D
"2.4.6.8 James Maaaaaaaaaay"
Best jingle. Ever.
When I enter into my exam hall and I forget everything I studied
50:35
Lol
Walking into the exam hall: ok, I studied, I prepared, I took notes, I did exams to practice, let's go
30 minutes in:
“We’ve got nine minutes to get out of the building”
What were people complaining about? It didn't go that badly.
Appreciate the support btw. CZcams didn’t tell me anything about this comment for 2+years
it was magical
@@Saucy-ws6jc Boomers
Because people suck.
Because people are too serious
For some reason CZcams didn’t give me any notifs about this comment, appreciate the likes and replies everyone
1:02:45 Very rare moment Richard Hammond stands up for his Friends and actually says their his mates 😂
No one gets to talk to your mates like shit except you and your mates. It’s off limits to anyone else 😂
Thanks, that's the bit I was looking for from the TV edit. I'd have been over an hour looking 😂
Jeremy: "I know Heathfield. There's a school there."
James: "There's a school most places."
40:04 Lol he predicted the X4 about 10 years before it came out
Nico RosbergFan I know right
Young yobo types boomboom
Damn
I predict BMW x8. You heard it hear first.
@@barsaf9989 Congrats mate www.caranddriver.com/news/a34161602/2022-bmw-x8-hybrid-spied/
My friend, thank you for posting this. These guys did an amazing job. I don’t mind them hosting a radio show/podcast in the future
13:50 is where Jeremy makes the comment about shooting the driver
40:06 "what do you think of BMW X4?" "there's no such thing"... Now there is in 2020
I actually appreciate how Hammond stuck up for James when the Sports guy started having a go at him for a genuine question. The sports guy was pure Alan Partridge.
Except Alan Partridge doesn't usually know anything about the sports he's reporting on. He's like the anti-Alan
I still sing “I’ve been driving in my car listening to Jeremy claaaarkson” and “ 2 4 6 8 James May” in my head on a weekly basis.
Me too
"It is cricket, a game that has been played in this country for three hundred years."
"What, the same game?"
Thank you so much for taking the time to put all this together. Genuinely made my day!!!
The first 16 seconds is all we really need XD
@28:25 James Mays best moment
That was really smooth aswell, definetly helped by the fact James a very good radio voice
"You have the labour parties blessing to go have one yourself" haha
Timestamp for that quote?
@@Thicc_Cheese_Dip around 6 minutes
6:32
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Sorry, BUT WHO ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH WOULD SHAG PRESCOTT???
Hammond: “Jeremy. Go.”
Clarkson: “It’s all completely hopeless!”
Hammond: “Thank you very much. That’s the travel with Jeremy Clarkson.”
50:33
Her: He's probably thinking about other girls
Him: 32:44
That's probably what it feels like to be in a relationship with James May 😂
I like your pfp.
I have been looking for this for YEARS!!! Thank you!
That intro from Jeremy is just epic: "right....aaahhhhh"
This is actually awesome. Totally wasnt expecting it to be available to listen to in full.
Thanks for editing all the annoying bits out, I came for the main three guys and don't need to know the traffic reports from 2006, and the news aswell (if they're not read by James May). Cheers!
I can't thank you enough. This is brilliant.
It’s clear Hammond was running this with his radio experience, but as always Clarkson steals the show
as a sound engineer Richard fucking up the mixing every 5 minutes had me CRYING with laughter
Allison was a good sport in all this
06 and released in 2017, 11 years later and still is interesting
BBC southern counties radio, the new sound of Sussex..........
“IT’S ALL COMPLETELY HOPELESS“
Sassy mate
thank you very much thats the travel with jeremy clarkson
I mean, it's accurate to the southern counties.
The best radio show I've ever heard in my life :) great work 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😎
The way Hammond showed the callers the door when Clarkson wanted to keep talking 😂
1:11:01 funniest part 😂
Young yobo types boomboom
Frankys a boomer.
It's Steve Coogan 😂😂
“Oh here; we go young people are about to be picked on”
GOOD ON YA HAMSTER
Miserable old twat
Brilliant! Thanks for making this up and uploading, I hope they can do this again somehow. I knew this was gonna be hilarious, wasn't disappointed. Ahh the glory days of Top Gear...
Legend mate! Thank you for uploading! I’ve been looking for this for years!
This, as they say in the trade, is 'radio gold.'
Thank you so much for uploading this! Never thought I'd get to hear this!
If this show made a comeback as a weekly podcast, radio sales and ratings would go through the roof!
Much better than they made it look on TV
Rule of funny for TV
32:41
Top 10 questions science still can’t answer
Thank
Hi person scrolling through the comments have a nice day :)
Why thank you
Thank you
Thank you 🤑
Thanks
Cheers
Never thought I'd be able to listen to this, thank you for uploading this
The fact a youtube video of this actually exists is marvelous. Thank you kind sir
Thanks for this!
Entertaining stuff! (And on that bombshell, this can leave my watch later playlist after over 5 months!)
“Theres the grass verge where the lorry drivers throw the bodies”
Timestamp please?
Ian Steward 18:55
Thank you so much for uploading it
My god they managed to be on air for 2 hours without being kicked out 👏👏
they had full permission by the BBC to be on there haha
Really appreciate what you have done here
The other video of this show was unfortunately removed today. I'm glad we still have this one to fall back on. I couldn't be happy living in a world where I can't be driving in my car, listening to Jeremy Clarkson.
If they ever remove this one, hit me up and I'll send you the mp3 of it.
Ty Ty Ty i have wanted to listen to this full show for a long time. 👍👍👍
Tomorrow, I will be in my car listening to this and that wonderful 70s-style jingle: I am in my car, listening to Jeremy Clarkson, will be accurate. Thank you for uploading this!!!
Loved Richard defending James from the the sports presenter 😂😂😂
Thank you for uploading for the Top gear fans!
This a great video. Thank you for putting it on. Nice to have some new Hammond, Clarkson and May content
98.7 pence for diesel. Oh I wish
So...It's now cheaper in real terms. 98.7p in 2006 would be £1.40 in 2018, diesel is about 10p a litre less than that as of Nov 2019.
Ohh thank you for posting this! I'm an American and had no access to it otherwise. This is the greatest thing... *in the world*
i bin drivin in ma car listenin to jeremy clark son
"Bep Bep beeeep Bep Bep Beeeeeoooop"
They made it seem so stupid in the edit on the telly; it's a shame because it actually seemed to go quite well.
Ikr, don't know what that miserable old woman was moaning about!
ThomasTankCollectables the true old top gear fans knows this show and other series are scripted
James Rowen Just for entertainment. Most people don’t want to watch a top gear episode that goes well
They are showing only the very best bits, also this lasted for 2 hours, obviously sure they wouldn’t fit all of it in on a TV segment.
It was to fit the narrative.
Personally, I don't mind how it was represented on the show as it works with how the three personalities are presented in the show.
Best use of data on a long drive ever
27:16 Richard, stop rushing the callers. Some of them were genuinely interesting.
Especially the guy who kept crashing into people and writing off their cars.
I’m assuming they had a schedule
@@stayforthepeelpronpls4774 shouldnt have a schedule on a radio, it’s the only thing that was bad on this drive time show
They DO have schedules on radio shows.... Hammond was probably being prompted by the producer to move on. Theres so much more to radio than just answering a phone and playing music...
This is incredible. Subscribed. Thanks for finding this. Gonna listen while at work